Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #36

Episode Date: September 19, 2021

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hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 36 yeah there's a multiple of 12 and 12 is my favorite day of December. December 12th, everybody. December 12th, that's my favorite day. And why is that your favorite day? Because that's the time when Mika

and Panda got together and went to the olive garden the olive garden next to the met gala across the street you know that did happen that really did happen uh you know it went pretty well We showed up to the Met Gala. We showed them our $35,000 tickets. We were like, hey, you know, we belong here. One of you, one of the riches.

And they took one look at us and what did they say at Panda? They said, you're not allowed to come in here. And I was dressed up in a big sphere. I was like a ball. And Mika was rolling me around. Yeah. Like Katamari? Yeah.

And what we basically did was we crushed them. We crushed the people saying we couldn't go in. Why is this Schlatt's favorite day? That's what I want to understand. Olive Garden, free breadsticks. Yeah, but no, everyone looked really terrible. What do you mean, dude? The AOC fit? Oh, yeah, AOC.

Okay, she was looking kind of hot. I thought the AOC dress was pretty... It was pretty cringe. Yeah, but she was looking hot in it, though. Not really. As a rich person, I she was looking hot in it, though. Not really. As a rich person, I hated it. I think she's hot. I'm rich and I hated the dress.

Yeah, how about the girls just stapling blankets to their dress and then walking up the stairs with them? It was like a 50-foot fucking dress and they're walking up the stairs with it. It would collect so much dirt on the ground. That's where it attacks the poor suit. Okay. Apparently the, I don't know if this is correct, I just heard that

the person who designed the dress is married to someone who's worth 100 million dollars. That's awesome. Listen listen i knew from the second i laid eyes upon that dress that i hated it because i'm rich and it's fucked up you ever seen hasan's fit where he's like dressed in like hot. Yeah. That's a classic. Why do people say Hasan is well-dressed?

I'm sorry, he's not. I love Hasan. He's a good streamer, but yeah, he dresses wildly. Call me Ranch because I be dressing. Hi, Ranch. Hey, Ranch. Hi, Ranch. hi ranch hey ranch hi ranch i think my favorite fit at the met gala was uh frank ocean holding a baby my name's not

rich by the way frank why'd you lie about that at the met gala yeah he he was holding a baby really yeah he was just wearing i can't remember what it was, but it was just, you know, like a relatively. I don't think it was real. Its face was like neon green. Who would know? Well, I mean, things can happen. Yeah. You ever seen that HBO miniseries Chernobyl?

Such a stupid name. Or Shrek? I actually have not. You've never seen Shrek? No, I've seen Shrek. I've never seen Chernobyl. Okay, maybe he had sex with a Shrek. And then that's how the baby was made.

What are you saying, Appeta? What are you saying over there? No kid would ever be named Rich. Wait, what? No. Ranch. Hey, Ranch. Hey, Ranch. Dude, that's such a shitty name. I would bully someone named Ranch. Your name is

Ranch. You just said this. No, that was me saying I'd be dressing. My name's not actually Ranch. Then why did you ask us to call you Ranch? Well, I just said because I was dressing, and dressing is Ranch. My name's not actually Ranch. Wait, dressing is a ranch?

Like, dressing is where you keep horses? No, Mika. Oh, my God. At least Frank Ocean and shrek are happy i think the most controversial dress at the met gala was uh jesus who brought a cross what yeah what'd he do with it he nailed himself to it oh like that's a pretty interesting fit he went up the steps what do they do at the met gala is it a party what is it what the fuck do they do they all just like go do they go they walk up steps slowly and then leave yeah what do you fucking do i mean jesus

went up there he nailed himself to the cross, and that was it. They clapped, took photos, and yeah, the event was over. It's a collaboration event, yeah. It's all networking. Jesus X Met Gala. It was a drop party. Jesus passed around his business card to a bunch of people. They're going to get some carpentering work done.

Yeah, he's X Nike. He just handed out a card that was like hey have you heard the good word hey guys this party of uh extravagant opulence um pretty much uh i'm gonna nail myself to this cross uh he's gonna get a nike deal and then fill the shoes with his blood yeah he's gonna get an adidas time-in collection like Ninja. He's doing it for attention. What a clout chaser, honestly. Honestly, it's fucked up that Jesus' blood are in these shoes.

Yeah. Shout out Jesus. So wait, did he get up the stairs by walking? He just hobbled on the cross. He carried the cross up to the top, did he not? I thought he was kind of like Pogo. Oh, no, man.

He's got a lot of strength, man. He can really get a good Pogo. He had to take the cross up. Pontius Pilate made him take the cross up with the crown of thorns. He had to carry it the whole time. The crown was a nice touch. And then Mary was like there halfway up the stairs with the little cloth. And she wiped Jesus' sweaty, bloody face.

And then his face was on the handkerchief. And that's how we got the smiley face emoji. Exactly. Slat, what's your favorite Bible verse? Matthew chapter 18 verse 6. Why? Because it explains what we should do to

people who mislead the youth. What does it say? You tie an anchor around their neck and throw them into the water. What does it say? You tie an anchor around their neck and throw them into the water. I like that. That's really beautiful. I love the Bible. My favorite quote is

I got black, I got white, what you want? Which one's that? Leviticus. Oh. I know some different Leviticus ones. I got black, I got white, what you want? I got a favorite one. Yeah?

Yeah. So, I can't remember what book it's from i think it's from uh genesis and he's like god saying like if i hit you with the wyd you better not hit me with the hi hey with a bunch of y's um there's one actually one psalm that i live by uh and it goes a little something like i won't go

to the moon how could i get my favorite verse is revelation 22 21 because that's where it ends 21 dude it was 9 10 21 the other day no way yes pretty legendary day you know the mayans like when they wrote in their calendar we were gonna die on that day like thank god that they were wrong so i I could say 9 plus 10 is 21. So we could talk about the sponsor of today's episode. Yes. Manscaped. Yeah.

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I heard his nuts got really big. What's the problem? I went out and got a vaccine the day I saw that tweet. So pretty much Nicki Minaj was talking about her cousin who got vaccinated supposedly. And apparently his gourds his pumpkin patch was in full gloom why'd you say gourds again man

don't say gourds well anyways his uh no you're not getting away with that apologize his partner took a look at those gourds and said these are far too big fucking stop you can't have kids anymore, so the wedding is off, and now Nicki Minaj's cousin is single.

Well, a panda? What? That could be a line. What? You could hit up the cousin there. Oh, shit. You're right. You're single, he's single.

And ready to mingle. Mm-hmm. We're mingle we're gay you're gay we're gay me and nikki minaj's cousin okay i inherit her wealth my balls are bigger can we just say for a moment like how like dangerous and stupid that is like it's not it's not like he just probably actually got like an sti maybe and is just blaming it on the vaccine but like come on what does the i stand for infection okay mika i know listen i know you're one of these goody two-shoes who wants to use our podcast to spread political propaganda. But I'll offer all the listeners this heartfelt message. You guys should start smoking cigars and cigarettes. And crack. The smoke really gets your juices flowing and it protects you.

It gives you basically all the antibodies that vaccines do. It's the perfect time of the year to try heroin. It's the perfect Your pumpkin patch is withering. And the thing that'll keep your juices and gourds

in great shape this fall are cigars and cigarettes. And heroin. And gourds. And crack. Smooth like a camel. Crocodile.

Meth. Somika. Yeah, Somika. After that, are you still looking to proselytize your vaccine conspiracy bullshit? Yes. Okay. Please do so. Please get vaccinated is what Mika is trying to say, and I will offer this.

Mercury does a good job as well. I'll offer this, bitch. First Amendment. Second Amendment. What's the First Amendment? He's going to know you on you. Oh, my God. How many does he bitch. First Amendment. Second Amendment. What's the First Amendment? He's going to know you on you. Oh, my God. How many does he have?

Fourth Amendment. He's got a whole stack of fucking trap cards, dude. Eighth, Ninth, Tenth Amendments. Bill of Rights, bitch. Bill of Rights. Oh, my God. He's got the Bill of Rights trap card? Dude, did you just assemble a Zodiac on me?

I did. I got all these fucking amendments i got amendment nfts which means you can't even fuck with them what dude that's way too strong for my chatterfang squirrel general deck i know i open up my my nano i open up my nano ledger s cold storage bitcoin usb 3.0 caseless fanless hard drive and i say look at all my nfts all right let's look at them show me what you've got brick 100 brick 100 stop that a panda no they like it i had a conversation with someone uh the other day and it was perhaps the stupidest thing i've ever heard come out of a human being's mouth he said um in in five years

shalette nobody's gonna care about your mercedes uh they're gonna care about the mercedes nft you have in the metaverse where did you meet this person oh it's there i really i really am not going to say who it is because it would be embarrassing i work i work very closely with them and it would just be embarrassing to out them as such a fucking idiot well maybe not in five years it's gonna happen but maybe in 20 years when we're all destitute and the only reality we have is jacking ourselves into a vr fucking facebook helmet every night is that the metaverse yeah but until then uh i'm gonna drive my real mercedes and uh and flex on all you poor assholes.

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John Scape. John Scape of Manscaped. The dude's name is just Man and his last name is Scape. I am Man. Joe Rogan and his brother John Rogan. Why does John Scape sound like a RuneScape mod where just everyone has the same character model and it's just like a bald man named John? Isn't that already the fucking game? All the character models are the same.

It's like three pixels. To be fair, with all the bots. You guys ever played RuneScape? No. Oh, yes. Shly, did you ever play RuneScape? I never did. I'm buying GF.

Damn. You know, it's never too late to try. I'd rather not, though. Why? Why not? Just at the age of 22, just sink your whole life into RuneScape. Just out of the blue. That'd be so weird if you did that shit.

No, it wouldn't. That could happen. Drops everything. Just doesn't make videos anymore. Just leaves YouTube and starts playing RuneScape. That could happen. I could see that happen. Guys, I've been thinking of retiring and playing RuneScape. That could happen. I could see that happen. Guys, I've been thinking of retiring

and playing RuneScape. I mean, honestly, people can make money from RuneScape. You can make gold and then sell the gold for real money. Or be a girl. Buying GF.

Buying GF. It's all legitimate in RuneScape because RuneScape Or be a girl. Buying GF. Buying GF, buying GF. You know? It's all legitimate in RuneScape, because RuneScape is the ultimate hustle. Yes. I'd quit to play Webkinz. I'd spin the wheel of WoW every day. Yes!

Wheel of WoW! I love that shit. Webkinz was so good. Go to those chat rooms. Remember those chat rooms? I don't know if i ever went in the chat room the tree houses no it was very strongly censored i mean you couldn't you couldn't even fucking type a word wrong or they think it's some kind of ethnic slur you you're using it at one of Webkinz. I went in there recently and I made a character called Flavio Basilio.

Go on. What does he do? No, that's the whole story. I just thought it was funny that some fucking Webkinz named Flavio Basilio was running around the treehouse. It's disabled to the point where you can't even chat anymore.

So you can't even talk in the treehouse, and yet people still go there. I just sit there. There was this fucking penguin with black glasses and a black suit and a black beanie named Flavio Basilio running around chasing Webkinz. Oh, man. Now, Webkinz. Oh, man. Now, Webkinz was so good.

I never played it. Dude, I peaked in fifth grade when I got a couple of the girls in my class to give me their Webkinz number. Damn. Oh, yeah. And I called them over that night and showed them my room. Actually, in Flavio Basilio's room, there was nothing. There was a...

It was blank. It was blank. And in the middle... I feel like I heard this story like five years ago. There was a trap door with a fucking hole in it. That was the whole room. I feel like this story has changed since you last told me. Yeah, I think you added some steps what do you

mean i don't think there was a hole no there wasn't a hole there wasn't a trap door last time there was a trap door with a hole in it i distinctly remember this i don't know was it in wait where was it i thought it was in the middle of the room okay there might have been a chair there might have been a small chair that i'd sit in wait where did the trap door go the trap i remember the trap doors in the middle of the fucking room i remember you saying that you started doing something with the web kids what do you mean i started like this like the trap door was on the webcam itself what do you mean oh there's no you can't do that okay i I'm just... I thought that's what you said last time.

No, it... No, I didn't. It was... You were... You had a trap door on the webcam and you opened it up and then, you know... No, no, no, no. You guys remember Mrs. Birdie? Webkin Goatsy.

Oh. Is Mrs. Birdie... Was she the... Who was she again in the Webkin's verse? She was the adoption... She ran the adoption clinic. Oh, yeah. What a bitch.

Hi, Mrs. Birdie. Hated her. Yeah. There was like a creepypasta that went around when I was in fifth grade that Mrs. Birdie would sometimes show up to your Webkinz house and kill all your animals. Is that traumatic for you? Why? Mrs. Birdie was like a murderer murderer i don't know you think i know i had nightmares about this shit though because i thought mrs birdie

had some like scary lore behind her and i had to find out about it or something jesus i mean i can pull it up right now like i can try to rack on her moist show that image right there that is some mrs birdie rule 34 with big titties yes my god you like that uh i'm looking for mrs birdie copy pasta okay but look at this image oh oh i don't know if it was like a creepypasta or something but it was rumored it was a rumor that that the mrs birdie would kill your webkins it's just that you know i'd let her kill my webkin i didn't find that but i found a conspiracy theory that mrs birdie was actually dr quack the whole time oh jesus christ. Quack. Jesus Christ. Chef Gazpacho, dude.

Remember Chef Gazpacho? Oh my god, this is entering a certain part of my brain I didn't want to go into. Didn't you make sludge if you did the ingredients wrong? I mostly remember the dog who would look at your gems and be like,

I've seen this gem. Welcome to the Curio Shop. Yeah that guy. Look at what you're looking for. That's pretty spot on. I've done it on the other podcast so I'm not going to do it again. Oh okay gotcha. Congratulations!

Looks like you found yourself a gem. Proceeds to do it again. Keep that gem for your collection and try for that legendary crown of wonder. Or I could buy it from you if you like. Let me see what I can offer. What the fuck? Mika, what is this?

So this is the conspiracy theory. She's dead? She's fucking dead? It says she's dead in this image. No, no. Okay. fucking dead it said she's dead in this image no no okay i didn't see it for for our audio listeners i didn't see that this image of mrs birdie said 2005 to 2013 she's fucking dead mika anyways he killed her rest in peace you know the doctor dr quack killed her we can't joke about the dead so yeah it's it's a little too soon too soon but basically this image is it's using like highly sophisticated analysis to look at mrs birdie's face and her facial structure and then put it atop of dr quack or do a side

by side comparison and honestly it looks pretty convincing you know you move an eyebrow around you move an eye around you make some eyes bigger you make the eyes change color you change the structure of the beak you give them different clothes you change their facial structure this is this is embarrassing you're peddling you're peddling more conspiracist bullshit yeah Next you're going to start talking about how everybody has to take the vaccine. Where did her boobs go? Yes, please do that. Listen, I'm taking ivermectin. I'm smoking ivermectin.

I'm smoking ivermectin. I one-up Joe Rogan. I started smoking the thing. Okay. I lace it into my... Uh-oh, I think I got him. the thing. Okay. I lace it into my... Uh-oh, I think I got him. Starts whinnying.

Oh, god. Somebody's very happy that you took that. Dude, stop taking ivermectin. There are literally horses who need to chill. I hate horses. Fuck them. Wow, dude. Haze for horses. You ever know any horse girls? They're fucking insane.

Yeah. Amaranth. Is she a horse girl? Oh, yeah. Amaranth has two horses. Wait, really? Yeah, I had a conversation with her not too long ago. Isn't keeping a horse really expensive yeah she uh she has them at some place that she pays to take care of them 24 7 but she wants to buy you know she wants to like have them with her and like live and live with the horses and shit. You know, horses are pretty majestic beings. No.

I got the horses in the back. I talked about Mr. Hands with Amaranth, and she said that I wouldn't be able to take her black stallion. Really? Yeah, and I said, no, I'm pretty sure I'd let that thing mount me.

Oh yeah, you could take it. I'm a big guy. I could do it. I think you can handle two. I'll bend over right now. What's Mr. Hands? Oh, you don't know about Mr. Hands? Yeah, who's Mr. Hands?

Mr. Hands is, he was aeing engineer who brought himself out to a ranch in enumclaw washington and uh in the middle of the night okay i think i know who mr hands is he got himself fucked to death by the Wikipedia page for the dude. Why? Well, I mean, I was under the trivia section for some reason because I must have mentioned it so much, but they took me off. That's fucked. You get it?

What? No, I don't get it oh i don't know too much about horses but what i do know is that there's a new iphone coming out astro what the fuck did you put that back what put that back bro you like that where'd you find this i searched mr hands what's the iphone all about new phone yeah what's this new iphone new iphone wonderful transition from a ruptured colon i like iphone i looked at i, wow, that's so cool.

What do you guys think? That was not an iPhone, Astro. It's got cameras on it. Oh, I heard it had a light on it. Yeah. Wow. Can you call people

with iPhone, new iPhone? No, they took it out because they wanted to make the phone thinner. New iPhone, you can't call with it. But it has big light. No, they put a light where the headphone jack used to be. They actually partnered with Manscaped,

so it has a light that you can use while you're shaving your balls. Code sleep deprived. Panda, what's your favorite part about the new iPhone? I don't know, but they really harped on about this focusing feature where it focuses in and out of the background in the forefront. And they spent like 20 minutes talking about that. And I don't know why. Maybe some people

really care about that at Panda. I guess so. I wanna go to the moon. I wanna go to the moon. I wanna go to the moon. I wanna go to the moon. I wanna go to the moon. don't need to listen to you. How can I get through? I don't need to listen to you, I don't need to listen to you. They're not just dropping my cup.

Horse cock. So I'm trying to win the race. You may have got my name up. Truly I'm blessed from the start. Hey, I've been praying. Truly unblessed from the start. Hey. I've been praying. Wait. I've been doing such a sweet thing.

I had a new complaint. Hey. Hey. How can I get through? Sorry. No, that's all good. That was majestic. Do you have a favorite thing about the new iphone slat

no i mean look i i had the uh i had the razor phone a while ago what the razor like a razor scooter no no the gaming phone that's that's not real you're making that up no they made a gaming phone yeah you're really yeah i bought it i used it for a long fucking time it was really good phone to be honest um cutting edge and it was the first phone with like that 144 hertz display oh yeah i got obsessed with that and I would only buy Android phones With the crazy ass display Until I switched to iPhone

And iPhones don't have it And now this new one has it So I'm kind of interested But I don't know if that's enough To make me go out and get a phone A lot of people make fun of me Because I have the iPhone SE And it's like I don't't know is that so bad yeah i don't really care about i don't i don't

give a fuck yeah i have a phone from like 2015 i gotta take photos of jambo my cat now so maybe i do get the better camera but i don't know oh you want to know what Jambo did today? What? Yeah, actually. He did this the other day, actually. I was in Tennessee for a couple days, so I had Connor watch Jambo. And so he goes, and the first night I'm gone, he calls me and he's like, Hey, man. And he sends me this photo.

And it's the litter box completely empty. And he goes, Jambo dug out his entire litter box and then pushed all the litter to the corner of the room and then shat on that and i just said that you can't even fucking make that shit up he relocated all of the litter into a pile in the corner of the room and then shat multiple times on it he just he just wanted to do it on his own terms you know i guess so but that does that mean he's smart or does that mean he's dumb it could mean he's smart it could also mean he's iron will and like he just wakes up every day like

oh yeah today's the day and then you leave the day you leave is when he does it he's like now I can do what I want I think he knows best that corner's probably where you need to put the litter box now maybe maybe I'd put it there not only is it gross that Jambo dug it all out but now it's also on

Jambo's paws so now it's just everywhere around the house yeah and then he shat on it fucking disgusting what a freak overkill yeah yeah the litter kind of gets ingrained into the floors so i'm probably gonna leave my security deposit oh that's fine that's fine that's the price i pay for having a dumbass cat. Dumb fuck. Dumb fuck cat. You look at him, and you know immediately, not all the lights are on up there.

You should do a collaboration with Webkinz to make Jambo Webkinz. Oh my god. Can you imagine? That would be next level. Jambo Webkinz. And then he has more things you have to take care of. Sometimes the Webkinz will just start... And then you have to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation every five minutes because he forgets to breathe.

Shit like that. Expert mode. Can Jambo the Webkinz say, Can I has cheeseburger yeah oh he can say he always says can I has cheeseburger why would you say that all jambo says is can I has cheeseburger

dude epic bacon of doom in your time knowing jambo Epic. Epic Bacon of Doom. In your time knowing Jambo, have you known him to be the type of cat that will say derp? Oh, he derp faces. Raffle copter. He derp faces.

He dropped the first raffle copter, actually. Oh, man. Was it because he was an early adopter? He was an early adopter of the Bravocopter. He wears his t-shirts ironically. You should just have him reenact, like, 20-year-old memes. Like, have him do, like, Keyboard Cat. Oh, man.

He'd make millions. That'd be cute. NFT. NFT Jimbo. Monorail Cat. Hover Cat. Long Cat. Long Cat. Yep. monorail cat hover cat long cat yep yeah

nice nyan cat okay waffle cat raffle raffle cat is it nyan cat or neon nyan

nyan nyan I always said when I was younger I always said neon and I thought Is it Nyan Cat or Neon? Nyan. Nyan. I always said when I was younger, I always said Neon. And I thought that sounded cooler. Neon Cat. I don't care. Dude, that hurt my feelings. Oh noes.

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