Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #37

Episode Date: September 26, 2021

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everybody welcome back to peas in a pod episode 37 episode 37 of peas in a pod that's the name of the podcast uh we've decided fellas i heard racism is evil yes i heard the same thing actually would you believe it you are so base pretty goaded of you to say just yeah new statement from justin bieber just dropped just dropped new statement just dropped new era for justin bieber racism is evil era just dropped remember when justin bieber said and frank would have been a believer no he actually did say that he did say that he was at the Anne Frank museum

or some shit and then he wrote in the book Anne Frank would have been a believer that is the most egotistical thing I've ever heard in my life have you guys heard about his chainsaw joke no tell it

oh I don't think I could tell the joke on this podcast you can tell it and we could just censor the whole thing if we have to yeah peas in a pod is an r-rated podcast anyways well justin bieber is like no no i can't just do it come on just say it, but replace the bad words with unicorn. You can't just do this. Is it actually that bad? Okay. Wait. Alright, next topic.

So Panda, tell us about this new shit you did. This huge shit that made us start this podcast like 25 minutes late. Panda took a big shit. Listen, I know I have a lot of haters and this will be used against me, but sometimes things just happen and we should embrace it. And we do this podcast when I have to eat my scrumptious, delicious dinner. So I have to make room in my my big old belly, my my pot gut belly. My pot gut belly. And, uh, I have to push it out, and it's not the easiest thing to do, because

the whole system's working like an ant. Like ants. Have you guys ever watched ants? Yeah. Have I watched ants? Like a colony of ants building something? Yeah. And then you pull out the magnifying glass.

And you kill them, yeah. I used to run them over with my big wheel. What the fuck? Yeah. You're awful. I used to sit on them. If I was riding the big wheel on the sidewalk, and I saw an ant,

I'd purposely steer off course, and sometimes even put myself in a position where i'd be going into the street just to just to run them over you have good eyes you'd see an ant all the way on the street yeah you just oh my god big ants if you see holy shit no have you ever seen a giant clump of ants a giant cluster of them yeah building a hole building one of those towers those like dunes the ant towers did you did you also like burning things Schlatt

yeah also I what the hell I was just listening to yeah I wet the bed too I was listening to Howard Stern interview a serial killer wait i watched it the other day yeah i literally watched it the other day yeah me too oh what what happened in it i i didn't know about that i just knew about like the

trif the dark triad or whatever like the signs of a emerging serial killer yeah so stern brought on this like therapist who asked him, hey, have you ever wet the bed or mutilated small animals or lit fires? And he's like, those are the three things that lead to serial killers, apparently. That's so stupid. Why is it stupid? You sound kind of defensive right now. No, that means babies are serial killers, and that's not true.

No, no, no. It's like if you're bedwetting well into like your later years it's it's not like a sure fire thing if you wet the bed you're gonna be a serial killer it's just like if you present you're a serial killer and you can't change my mind that's bad news for you panda but it's like if you display all three things it's okay don't worry about it but, Panda, but it's like if you display all three things... What does that mean? It's okay. Don't worry about it. It's like a not all rectangles or squares type of thing, you know? Yeah. Dude, if anybody pees their bed,

that means they're a serial killer. No, it doesn't. It doesn't mean that. I'm going to run to the bank with this and let everyone know. Hey, Asher. Do you wet the bed? No, I don't wet the bed. Asher, did you know that if you pee yourself in bed, you're a serial killer?

I actually did pee the bed until I was like nine. Wait, really? Yeah. You fucking idiot. Yeah, and then I would shit too. You shat in the bed? Have you guys ever shat yourself? I still do it.

You shit yourself? Yeah, all the time. Just for fun. One time it happened to me in a restaurant and I had to go to the restaurant bathroom and throw away my underwear. What'd you do? Did you just ran around with no underwear on? Yeah. Did you keep the pants on?

Of course I did. Okay. I was like, it was like a little mini game. I'm sorry that happened. Do you guys know that hot water is heavier than cold water? No. Wait, really?

Yeah. He's fucking lying. No, it's true. I i don't i don't know that seems it's one of his little tricks no no it's not a little game why would it be heavier uh i don't know you're a serial killer mika what honestly you're a fucking serial killer i thought mika has been a serial killer this whole time i I've been sussing the whole podcast. I wasn't going to say it, but he's had some pretty weird responses to the times I showed him my cock. Exactly. Remember the whole

Chatterfang Squirrel General? Betty likes to mutilate it. I remember Chatterfang Squirrel General now that you bring it up. I do remember that whole thing. Exactly. I really freaked out. I never mutilated Chatterfang Squirrel General. I do remember that whole thing. Exactly. I really freaked out. I never mutilated Chatterfang Squirrel General. I keep my

cards in pristine condition. You look at that fucking face. Nah. We know exactly what you did to him. Yeah. He was like, Ah! Ah! That is not it. How could you even think Chatterfang

Squirrel General would sound like that? What? And you guys want to know the origin of the name Sleep Deprived? It's because Mika would have to stay up all night because he was scared of wetting the bed. Oh! Yeah. So, I mean, those two things together. What was the third thing?

What was the third thing? Lights, fires. He does that all the time. That was on the plane where he was throwing burgers at the plate. He was lighting fires on the plane, cooking the burgers. Bam. Serial killer. I, uh...

I... So who do you kill? Rain and weep. Who do you like killing? Who are your victims? Wait! What? Did he kill Ted? oh my god among us

we never figured out who killed them i didn't know well okay first of all you're the imposter mika oh okay okay let me give me a moment to say what I want to say. Charlie Slimesicle, can I say Charlie? Had it coming, he had it coming, right? He had it coming. Charlie Slimesicle, we needed his bakery, okay? We needed that bakery space. I'm not saying I was driving the bangerang truck. No.

Oh my. I'm not saying I was driving the bangerang truck. I'm just saying it was kind of lucky for us. Okay. Mika. Yes. Take it back. Charlie was our friend.

Charlie was our friend. Charlie was our friend. But Mika does bring up a good point. He did hold a very valuable piece of real estate. You know what? I can't argue with that. We needed that. How about the Ted one?

How did you do that one, huh? Well, didn't we find Ted in your basement or your garden? Well, you were over that day. I sure was over that day. Mika's trying to frame Astro. Exactly. He's deflecting at you. I'm just saying it's kind of weird that you guys are over here pointing fingers at me,

but you won't look in the mirror and point the finger at yourself. Ooh. Astro, wait. Hold on a second. Astro. That's not blood on my hands. Why are you sweating? That's not blood.

That's not blood. Your hands are shaking. I don't have a knife on my desk. You're all clammy. Look. Nope if I had it coming. That's awesome. And then Drake starts slow humping against you.

What? He's like, I know that you want it. I think at the end of the day we can all agree racism is evil. So true, Slay Girl. It looks like that fuckboy deep fried image. You know what I'm talking about?

Like the racism evil. I know exactly what you're talking about. This reminds me of the new iPhone. Did you guys hear about the new iPhone? Yeah, I did. I love talking about that. It's got a 120 hertz Yeah, I did. I love talking about that. It's got a 120 hertz screen, I heard.

And it comes in multiple colors. What is this? What the fuck? What the fuck? Why so long face for our eye can you describe what you just posted for our audio listeners no well slat is on a couch and he's um doing something that cannot be described

it's goatee all right yeah he's doing goatee i described. It's Goatsy. All right, it's Goatsy. Yeah, he's doing Goatsy. I'm spreading my ass. I'm spreading my cute little ass for the whole world to see. And then Miskip is sounding on the other side. Yeah. I see you've been dabbling with the ivermectin. Oh, I have been.

Yeah, yeah. Not a single worm in my body. Because your face is so long. You are looking like a horse. Wait, I just realized you're flipping us off in the fucking photo. Do you always press your keys with the middle finger? Yeah. What the hell?

Yeah, I do. Didn't they teach you not to do that in typing class? No. That's just bad etiquette. I learned to type off on myself. So you just type around with your middle fingers? Typing class? What the fuck kind of school did you go to? You didn't take typing class?

No. Everybody had to take typing class. My daddy taught me how to type. I mean, I knew how to type, but we still had to type in class. He bought me a computer game called Type to Learn. Oh my god, I played that. You played Type to Learn? Yes. That shit taught me typing. Type to Learn. Oh my god, I played that. You played Type to Learn? That shit taught me typing.

Did your dad teach you to type with your middle finger, you jackass? You know, Astro, it's the fuck everyone. Fuck everyone else. It's not... It's how you use it, right? It's not the type of finger that counts. If I saw that,

I'd be offended. Oh, well. I mean, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you feel that counts. If I saw that, I'd be offended. Oh, well, I mean, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you feel that way. I'm not putting out a little twit longer for you. Snowflake generation, am I right, Shlatt? Please apologize. Please apologize. I'm offended. This generation is so sensitive.

I'm going to come. Really? Oh, my gosh. Why did you... For our audio listeners, he made his face longer. It got even longer. It's even longer now.

I want you to think of one of those island heads. M.O.I.? M.O.I.? Yeah. Dum-dum give me gum-gum. Remember Night at the Museum? I love Dum-Dum Pups.

Night at the Museum was pretty fun. Who was in that? Ben Stiller. Ben Stiller. Jack Black as well, I think. I don't know. I think he's one of the mannequins. He might have been.

Was he Teddy Roosevelt? Yeah. Just in a way, Jack Black was Theodore Roosevelt. Yeah, I think so. He was not Theodore Roosevelt, bro. And then they had Kevin Hart in there. Did they?

Yeah, he was Benjamin Franklin. What? What? Yeah. You don't think he could play that role? What are you talking about? I think he could play that role if he wanted to. It raised some eyebrows, is all I'm saying.

It's 2021, man. Hey, Append, do you like Dum Dum? I was just pointing out the date. Can you give us a random fact just off the top of your head? I absolutely can. Did you know in Arizona it is illegal to hunt camels? Yeah, I already knew that one. You did not fucking know that.

That is such a lie. I knew that. You did not know that. No, because I'm a camel hunter. Okay. I tried going to Arizona once. What about this one? In Sweden, it is illegal to trade a seal to balance a ball on a snooze.

Why? Yeah, I knew that. You did not know that. That's such a lie. In California, it is illegal to eat oranges while bathing. You didn't know that. Why would you know that? I didn't know that one. I didn't know that one. I'm sorry. I knew that one. No, you didn't.

Who would know this? I just knew it, man. Okay. What, Mika? It's gonna be okay, man. Did you know there's this one country, I don't remember which one, but you can't have ice cream in your back pocket? Yeah, you... I was literally about to say that. What the fuck? That's Kentucky.

I read your mind. Oh, is it actually? Yes. What the fuck? Cool. Okay, I'm not reading this book anymore. You were getting this from a book, you fraud! No, the book in my mind. Speaking of books, the data is in,

and we got some of the more popular names of babies born in, I think, 2020. The data is in. Nick conducted this study all by himself yeah it was just my data it's my data is showing us some very he had over 500 babies and he named them randomly no we are the results we have some very interesting results looks like uh bear uh prairie i'm sorry what bear is the is the Looks like Bear, Prairie, Woods. I'm sorry, Bear is the... Bear is a very popular name. This year alone, we've seen this with the return of retro baby names,

as well as a rise in music-inspired options. The team at Nameberry have made some predictions on the different theme names that are set that are set to be popular. Wait, these aren't even out yet. These names haven't even dropped. A fucking company? A company? You told us this was real data, Mika. I thought you were

a grad student. I can't put this shit out there. This isn't data. You fucking fraud. You hack. The data hasn't even been collected yet. They just hit the random name generator and wrote them down i made the team at nameberry have made some predictions on the next different theme names that are set to be popular over the next 12 months or so and the first one this is so fucking funny huh you took this fucking podcast as a joke the first one they think of is bear. Bear. Okay. Look, there may have been a couple of mistakes.

Imagine if you have a son whose name is and you call him bear and then he turns out to be gay. Oh, yeah. That'd be funny. It says Lois is on here like from Family Guy. Hey, Peter. What? You do that impression again? Where's Peter?

No, do the Lois one. Just do that again. I'm a housewife. That's the worst impression you've ever done. Hold on, get this. Escapist and nature names. Number one, Horizon. Horizon? Horizon? That's a fucking Overwatch character. Number two, Koa.

K-O-A. Correct me if I'm wrong, all the Midwesterners, but is this not the name of a chain RV park? Koa? God. K-O-A? Is this not a fucking rv park trailer park you name your son after a trailer

park it looks like woods woods woods whoa number five chatterfang ever banged squirrel general. Wow. That's awesome. Yeah. You ever just want to be named after an RV park? Yeah. Hold on. Get this. Next wave musical names. Okay. Number one.

Benedict! He said dick. No, no, no. Do you see Benedict? That's so wrong about that. That's like the most normal one on the list. Benedict Cumber said dick. No, no, no. Do you see Benedict? That's so wrong about that. That's like the most normal one on the list. Benedict Cumberbatch. Go on. Just go ahead with the music theme.

Yeah, the musical names. Guess what number three is, as we all have the tweet in front of our eyes. Guess what number three is. What is it? Would you guess drummer? That's a dumb fucking name i would have never guessed drummer i would have well you'd be right if you did and also number four wow could you imagine that that right down below what you think number four is triangle player wow triangle player number

four on the list wow straight up just calling your son as a first name triangle player yeah i see that right on the list i love this uh this r name robux that one is wow oh god well thanks for that shitty data mika yeah the data's in suck my ass dude okay i didn't i may have not read completely before i suggested this idea okay i i was tired. I was cold. I was hungry. Mika, look at this one. Chungus. Chungus? Oh my god, it really is. It's number 14 on the most popular baby names in 2022.

Chungus. Chungus. I think one of my favorites has to be just corn corn corn no No cord like just a musical chord that's pretty bad too it just it has like such a like harsh mouth feel like chord chord discord like a fucking hdmi cable number five on musical names is Rhythm. Rhythm Bot. Imagine your name is Rhythm and you just have the worst fucking like hand-eye coordination. You just suck.

I would jump off a cliff. I wonder if the thud would evoke some kind of beat. Oh, man. You just, your kid named Rhythm like falls and then you just hear like a cymbal. Like Tom and Jerry sound effects whenever the dude does anything.

When he's falling down you hear like the Tom scream. Yeah! And that makes it. He's just trying to to walk to get the groceries and you just hear four on the floor. Or he's really fat

and it's a tuba. It's like... We should all adopt a kid. Name him one of these. Name him Rhythm. Love it. Man, Rhythm. Love it. Man, Rhythm. That reminds me of music.

And you know what has good music? Delta Rune. It does? That's what I've been hearing. Everyone really likes it for the music. The Cybersong. Have you guys played it? I played it. No. I have not played it yet.

I just listened to the music. Wait, you've played it at Panda? I'm a big shot. No. I have not played it yet. I just listened to the music. Wait, you've played it, Panda? I'm a big shot, yeah. How is it? Uh... Well, I can't spoil anything, but they all die. What the fuck? No, yeah.

Why would you say that? Sans dies. Sans dies. Sans dies. He has bloody eyes. He has realistic blood coming out of his sockets. Like a creepy pasta. Why would you ruin the game for everyone listening, dude? Because it's my game and no one else is allowed to enjoy it.

Oh, fuck you. I'm a gatekeeper. That's kind of mean, dude. Mika, what's your favorite part of Deltarune? What's your favorite part of the game? I like the part where you need one mind

rune, one fire rune, and one air rune. One black mana. To make the main character do a fireball. Yeah, I like that part too. Mika, that's not in the game. No, the data's in.

It actually is. New patch. The data is in. Delta Rune is being played by millions across the nation. Okay, and? I'm a minor. Please use tone indicators

before you speak like that. Okay, uh, slash... Slash, uh... What are the tone indicators? I'm not familiar with them. I could see why they'd be a good idea. Slash Shlogy. What?

You have slash Game Zone Zero for creative. And then you have slash Dance 3 for Roblox and Game Dance. Oh, wait, hold on. I think Shlogy's trying to tell us something. Shlogy, is that you? Shlogi come out come on Shlogi

Don't be shy Don't be shy shlogi Wait what if we hang some bacon in front of him or something let's be quiet let's be quiet for shlogi let me speak shlogi oh that's adorable yeah does he have a name so anyway we're gonna kill shlogi this episode we're gonna murder shlogi we're going to kill Shlogy this episode. We're going to murder Shlogy. We're going to murder him. All right, Mika, take out the gun. It's like the shittiest Pokemon ever.

He's got little baby doll eyes, and he's crying, and we're holding a gun up to his head. He just walks at like 0.1 mile per hour. He says, Shlogy. Just the most pathetic organism ever imagined. It can only ever know flail. Can barely sustain itself. It's got a walnut-shaped brain on the side of its hip.

You just kick it over and it doesn't know how to get back up. It's like a beetle. Shlogi. Yeah. All right, kill it. Just fucking kill it already. Kill Shlogi. All right, I'll'll be right back you guys continue the podcast okay we're now gonna kill shlogie i think we should not kill shlogie okay well why debate me uh that's an odd that's an ad hominem that's an ad hominem

attack uh i think you're no no no you're using straw No that was a strawman by you These are a bunch of logical fallacies I think you're strawmanning me That was a red herring Whatever Whatever Whatever Talk to the hand Would you rather live in the drama alert nation

Or the impregnation The impreg Like impregnate the Impregnation? The Impreg? Yeah. Like impregnate? Impregnate. The Impregnation. What the fuck are you saying? Drama Alert Nation or Impregnation?

What is impregn... Oh, I get it. I'm so stupid. Impregnation. Yeah, that one. I think I would live in the drama alert nation you're a fucking monster I fucking hate you and I hope that

you die present your case Mika I respect your I respect your opinion Astro ad hominem I will express my opinion ad hoc something about being a part of impregnation just sounds wrong.

I don't want to be a part of any nation, actually. What about the... The... Yeah. He's coming back. Oh, Shlogie? Shlogie! Shlogie!

What's good, baby girl? What happened? Hey, Shlogie. I'm back. What happened? I just went to the bathroom. Okay. Okay. It sounds like you didn't finish. Just reenacting, you know? Oh, okay.

I thought you were continuing. No. And then I was like... Hope there's not a bed around. No! Are you gurgling piss? I'm gurgling. That's my name.

I'm gurgling. Gurgle. You thought the same thing yep gurgle sounds like a pokemon it really does pre-evolution of shalogi a panda how many times have you came in one day dude i already answered this in fact i was thinking about it the other day and i thought of how much of a disgusting question it is we we shouldn't talk about things like this on the peas in a pod podcast yeah this is a family friendly we want all the we want all the bears uh horizons and and cords listen the data's in and they're gonna be listening in a couple of years when they've matured. And we can't be saying stuff like that.

We can't be saying stuff at least five times. No. Okay, but come. At least five times. I've roped at least five times in a day. Okay, but like come. Really? Five?

Yeah. I mean, probably when I was really sad one day. I don't think I could ever get past it. You probably did it. What? Really? You? Yeah, I mean, probably, when I was really sad one day. I don't think I could ever get past two. You probably did it. What? Really? You're weak! It's too much. No, it's not that I could, I just don't want to. You're like, oh, too much work.

Yeah. Too much work. It starts to hurt after a while, doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah. And it feels good. Mika, how many in one day? Um...

I don't like that sound being associated with this topic. Sorry, that was just random. That was weird. How much in one day, Mika? How much in one day? How much in one day, Mika? I wish I had some water.

How much in one day? You want some one day, Mika? I wish I had some water. How much in one day? You want some water here? I'll give you some. Am I in the wrong for thinking that you're not a real man if you don't eat it? The cum? Squirt it directly into your mouth. You get in that position, you know, like you're sucking your... Wait, have you...

Sorry. It's like that one clip from Spongebob with the guy with the mayo he just gurgles it down and he's like yeah you know what I'm talking about yeah I know it are you talking about the part where they're like

Leroy's back or no have you ever seen Spongebob part where they're like, Leroy's back, or... No, I... Have you ever seen Spongebob? Look! Larry's... Larry's back! You don't even know what Spongebob is, man. Yeah, he's a sponge. That's Spongebob shit.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. He's enjoying it. Dude, the animator had a field day with that. Yeah, he knew what he was doing. He put his fetish. He inserted it in the show. That's like Dan Schneider all over again. Oh, gosh.

No, you know what's weird? How about that guy? You know the Nickelodeon logo was white once? What? No, that's a fake. No no it's real wait here no that's it looked like a splat i'm not even joking i think that's a i'm pretty sure it was for halloween wait that's a glitch you idiot they'd make it orange for halloween yeah come on, dude. No, because it's always orange, and then it was white for a bit. What? Okay, but what about the foot logo? You can't deny that.

The Nickelodeon foot logo? Oh, yeah, that's totally Dan Schneider at work right there. You guys have seen the Nickelodeon foot. Oh, my God. Nick Studios has a foot logo. Yeah. I forgot about that. The foot logo is a little weird.

It's a little weird. That's Dan. If you search that up, Dan's face goes everywhere on the page. Dude, Dan Schneider got fit. He lost all of it. He lost all that weird-ass weight. I'm telling you. You seen the guy recently?

No. I can't say I have. Dan Schneider, 2021. Wow, he's dead. He died? Yeah, Dan Schneider died. The dude looks totally different now. Still likes feet, though.

What the fuck? Yeah. He looks like that one guy. Dan? Dan? Dan? Dude, when you go back and watch some of those fucking shows, it's just it's almost disgusting how many

references to feet there are. It's pretty bad. I thought you were going to go like, when you Indie Indie Indie when you when you in the in in in the in

in the in the in the turn him off somebody turn him off turn him off reset him he's evolving

he's evolving get in the back of him oh it's Shoggy evolving oh dun dun dun dun

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Learns tackle. I feel like Shlogi wouldn't know tackle. I feel like the trainer would learn tackle and just pick up Shlogi and throw it at the other. Shlogi. would learn tackle and just pick up shlogi and throw it at the other pokemon shlogi talk about the worst fucking pokemon shlogi I got some sun chips here

what's your favorite sun chip flavor? eat one right now the harvest cheddar I got it right here bro oh yes can you go slower slower me eating toenails dude this is a perfect chip i know the s tier chip the originals the blue one no harvest the ones that are really loud where like the bag was like really loud i think the blue one is a

i think it's a tier that's an s for me i'm not huge on the blue one is A. I think it's A tier. That's an S for me. I'm not huge on the blue one. I think Harvest Cheddar is the best one, to be fair. Yeah, but you ever had the salsa one? I've never had the salsa one. I'm not the biggest fan of that. I like it more than the blue. No. I feel like the French

Onion one is good, too. Oh, I forgot about that one. French Onion is the only onion-flavored chip that I could get behind. What? What about the Pringles one? onion one is good too yeah oh i forgot about that one french onion is like the only only onion flavored chip that i could get behind what what about the pringles one that's good no pringles are fucking disgusting they're like already mushy in your mouth when you eat every single pringles flavor sucks ass except for they're awful man except for original man so not true though they're both they're no good no it's like somebody chewed up the potato already

and then formed it into a yes so gross it's gross good pringles fucking suck i like the uh pineapple the spicy pineapple pringles those ones are good okay what the fuck are you talking about you just made that up no i didn't there's uh oh the data's in, no, it's coming out in 2022. It's coming out in 2022. The data is in. The spicy pineapple Pringle is good. The team at Nameberry. Please say slash S, please. It's called a pineapple habanero.

Look it up. It's one of the new flavors. Shut up. No, the data is in. The data does not lie. The data's out, Miko. The data's out the data is out no dude the data shut down my god dude no you know the data retired you know what i think guys i think i'm just a little slut me too for for cheddar flavored chips i think cheddar flavor is pretty fly. Like, you can't go wrong with cheese.

Yeah, you really can't. I mean, think about it. You know those smart food, smart pop bullshits? The white cheddar? Oh, my God. The smart pop? The white cheddar smart pop? Oh, my God.

Yeah, you're a slut. What about Chex- For pop. Oh, fuck you, dude. What about Chex Mix? For Pop. Oh, fuck you, dude. Chex Mix fucking sucks. What do you mean? Have you had the cheese Chex Mix? I'm sorry. I was like, no. I can't do Chex Mix. What the fuck? I can't do it.

I feel you. Chex Mix is pretty good, though. Thank you, Mika. Oh my god. There's enough stuff in Chex Mix that I don't like that just makes me... Yeah, you gotta like pick out of it. You gotta like eat one little thing. oh my god there's enough stuff in Chex Mix that I don't like that just makes me feel good you gotta like pick out of it what do you not like about it

I love trail mix except for fucking raisins I fucking hate raisins anytime you get a bag of trail mix you need to pick out the raisins it's like half the fucking time you're eating the goddamn thing half of it goes to picking out all the raisins you need to pick out the M&M's

and then throw the rest away. No, but that's why you get your trail mix with craisins because craisins are actually... Yeah, craisins are better. Craisins are good. What's a craisins are actually good? It's just like a dried cranberry instead of a dried grape. I don't like that.

Where the fuck do they sell that other than Trader Joe's, bro? You get Craisins at like Walmart, you freak. Yeah, Craisins are pretty popular. You're like Bill Gates when he tries to guess the grocery store prices. You gotta get the Chex Mix with fucking Craisins in it. No, but what do you not like about Chex Mix? Like pretzels are good.

It's good. I'll level with you. It's that those fucking flat pieces. Okay, those are the worst part Oh those fucking suck Those are the worst part but you can tolerate them if you have them enough No I can't tolerate it Aren't the ovals like just

Like roasted bread or like Yeah that shit sucks man It sucks It tastes warm I mean I'm okay with it I don't know It sucks, man. That shit sucks. It sucks. It tastes... No flavor. It tastes warm. I mean, I'm okay with it. I don't know. I'm okay with it, too. You're a freak. No. You're both freaks.

I don't fuck with Chex Mix. I fuck with the cheese Chex Mix. Who's Chex, anyway? Who the fuck is Chex? I don't trust him. That's a new name, 2022. Isn't that Chet Hanks' username? I mean, artist name for music? Is it? Isn't he Chet Hanks?

I'm hallucinating. I don't know what I'm talking about. Tom Hanks' son. Hey, guys, the data's in. Mika's going to stop talking for the rest of the podcast. Hey, I want Mika to talk. Yeah, I'm sorry. That was weird.

You know what? I took that joke too far Yeah, please apologize And use tone indicators next time It's okay, I forgive you Shlogi Shlogi I Shlogi

How are we feeling about Cheddar veggie straws Cheddar veggie squirrels They make cheddar veggie straws? Ew. They make different veggie straws? Veggie straws are literally worse than actual potato chips. They're greasy as fuck. No, veggie straws are sick.

No, I mean like worse for you. Worse for you. Like they claim to be healthy, but they're like literally doused in oil. Oh, really? I'll douse you in oil. Okay, do it Lume me up Don't make that noise

Slow did why did you make that noise while you were oiling him? Why is Shlug you getting closer to me slow? That's why I coming towards me? Shlow. Somebody help me. How do I help you? He's going to use his flail move. Okay, I will pick him up and I will put him over here.

How about that? Okay, there we go. It'll take like 30 minutes to walk back. I'm safe for like 30 minutes. God, would you rather just... Okay, what would you do if you had like a shlogi chasing you until you died like till the like anywhere it could walk through the ocean it could walk over mountains and it was just constantly moving towards you and if it touched you you died dude this is like a

creepy pasta you just have sex with someone and then pass the curse onto them. Oh yeah, that's how it works. It's basically the plot of It Follows. Wait, really? Yeah, there's a movie called It Follows. The guy, the only reason I know it is because Disasterpiece did the soundtrack to it, and he did the Hyper Light Drifter soundtrack too. Oh damn, that's sick. Yeah, it's just this ghost that only the person with the curse can

see and it it slowly walks towards them at all times and it kills them unless they have sex with someone and then pass the curse on to them damn wow shlogy shlogy it's like i'm gonna die looks like shlogy's a little too close to comfort there, so I'm just going to kill him. Move. Oh yeah, you can just walk away. I'll just kick him over. I'm going to do that. Yeah.

I'm going to move. Shlogi. Peas in a pod. Shlogi. Shlogi. Guys, the data is in and this podcast is over thanks for listening to the peas in the pod episode 37 everybody's in the pod you guys like slaw bunny oh my god shut the fuck up