Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #38

Episode Date: October 10, 2021

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I'm Naruto. I'm Sasuke. I, I, uh... You are Kobayashi. Wait, who's Kobayashi? Is that the hot dog guy? It's not an R-Hot Dog guy. Everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 38.

38 seconds into the podcast, and it is episode 38. Oh, my God. The stars are aligning. Holy shit. Mercury is in retrograde. Nah, Mercury is not in retrograde. If it were, a lot of bad things would be happening right now. Yeah, true.

My nuts would be swelling. Swelling. I mean, oh, my God. Sounds like a good thing. No. No, no. It's quite uncomfortable when they do that. I could send you a photo.

Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'll send you a photo. Let's put that on the screen. Sure, put that up on the screen. Yeah, thank you so much, Moist. Now get one of those spring effects that... Boing, boing, boing, boing. I'm fighting it.

Boom. Boing. Now get one of those spring effects that... Anyways, Twitch got hacked today, guys. What do you think of that? Finally. You guys figured out how much I made. It's about time. You know, I was surprised you didn't make more. Well, I mean, to be fair, that window that the leaks are from, I only streamed like a couple times.

Okay, gotcha, gotcha. So if you take that amount and then divide it by two, that's how much you make per stream. Mm-hmm. All right, Schlatt salary leaked here. You heard it first. I make like $50,000 a stream. I thought Hassan was a socialist, but here he is making so much money. See, that's something that's crazy to me.

How is Hasan okay with doing that? He should give some to me. He's been streaming for a while, so he makes less. Socialism is when no money. Exactly. What a fucking idiot. He should give it to the less fortunate like us. True.

I think he should donate to our podcast. I agree. I think it's pretty safe to say that I live in abject poverty. No, I don't. But I do not make much money at all not yet but when the hassan when the are you doing okay well guess what i do

the wealth disparity on this podcast is insane the wealth disparity of this podcast reflects the wealth disparity of the real world holy one one rich white guy i mean i kind of get where like people are coming from because oh shoot what's the thought no cause like he's you know he's like wearing like make the rich pay shirts but you know he's like earning enough to be in like the top

.1% of earners that fit is the worst thing ever though it was a terrible fit and that's the only reason I'm upset about it I think yeah it just looks bad. Hassan stimmy checks, and he could give back to everyone.

How much would he give? Give us all your money. No. Oh, damn it. I'll try again later. The rich get richer, and the poor get poorer. Well, I mean, here's an interesting angle like what if so you know how they leaked like everything about twitch like what if they leaked the algorithm

as well and then the rich streamers could just pay people to look into what the algorithm is so that they can optimize their selves and make even more money. How about that? Is there even an algorithm on Twitch? There's no algorithm. You can't find anybody. I mean, probably to be honest.

Yeah. Watchlet? What did you say he told us to stay poor I'm fucking vaping dude I'm fucking vaping you're vaping right now like the leaked twitch steam competitor vapor

what in the leaks they found that the twitch was working on a steam competitor called vapor and they were making a game called Vape World. Actually? Like Vape World? I don't know why they're calling it Vape World, but it was supposed to be like a Twitch chat app. Vape Nation.

Vape Nation. Deep cut there. You guys remember beanies? Oh my god. I remember beanies. Fupa. Fupa. Pepe Bliss.

Papa Bliss. Wow, Fupa. Papa Bliss. Fupa Bliss. Fupa Bliss. When's bless. Fupa bless. When's the next content, Cop? Dude. What if he just made one?

I thought that was cringe. I'm going to cough. Whenever one of you says some dumb shit, I'll just start coughing. What were you going gonna say, Panda? Oh, come on I'm sorry, it was just so cringe What if a content cop dropped tomorrow? What would it be on?

It'd be Dream, right? No, it'd be Hasan It would be Hasan Oh, because he's so rich Canceled. He did one on Tech Rex. He's not that bad, right? Tech Rex. He does the iPhone drop videos

and throws them and does all crazy shit with them. But it's not like it's bad, right? No, I kind of like watching people destroy phones. Remember when that no i kind of like watching people destroy phones yeah i mean he killed cockroaches once but remember when that motorola razor thing came out and then everybody was just like throwing rocks

into the phone and like doing the little like flip thing in gravel and shit i'm like dude it's kind of entertaining but then again they are just throwing like $1300 down the drain I guess like he did a contact cop because maybe that's a more radical form of content at that point in time but now that's like every YouTube video yeah every YouTube video is whoa I spent $100,000

on paper you didn't spend that you're poor you didn't spend that much you stay poor that's true you could't smell that you're poor you didn't spend that much you're poor man you stay poor that's true you could you could never make that video no i i don't know if i'd want to even if i had the means because like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Not pointing any fingers, but. Are you pointing a finger right now? Are you pointing at me? Are you pointing at me right now? I'm not pointing any fingers. Are you pointing at me? Because I. It kind of looks like you're pointing at it.

Bought a big old statue. I know you're jealous. No. I thought. I know you're jealous. For more money that you make in like three years. I. Well, probably.

Yes. More money than I'll make in like five ten years doing this but like same but uh no i actually thought getting the statues was cool i'm talking about people who like spend like asinine amounts of money on like useless garbage well I said I'm not pointing any fingers why are you saying I'm pointing at someone here what gives you that impression? Is it me, Mika? It's a panda, isn't it? That's the vibe I was getting. Okay, a panda. I have a problem with how much you spend on my little pony figures.

That's true. First of all, I told you never to bring that up on the podcast, and second of all, it's completely fine. It's my money. And he can spend it how he wants it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is a free country.

But why do you have to snap their necks and throw them away? Oh, Jesus Christ. Did I actually talk about that? Yeah, you did. Yeah, you definitely did. Did I specifically tell you guys it was a Funko Pop MLP? Yes, you did. You did. And you told us about the jar, too.

I had no jar. You told us that was episode 29, right? Nah, that's bullshit. No way. Well, I... Steven, it's up to you to go back and find that. Who the fuck

is Steven? Steven Universe. Steven from Colorado. who the fuck is steven steven universe steven steven from colorado steven from universe oh yeah steven from colorado love him steven twitch the guy who leaked all the twitch stuff yeah oh yeah speaking of uh leaking oh that was perfect that's a fun segue Speaking of leaking. Oh. That was perfect. That's a fun segue. No, the ad read. That's fucking perfect.

No, no, that's perfect. Go, keep going. It's perfect. The ad read. No, we don't have to do the ad read yet. They don't even care. No, like leak, like leaking. We could do the ad read for 10 seconds at the end of the video and they wouldn't care okay speaking of not caring

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What kind of loser would play that? Blowing bubbles. This is the dumbest, this is the most off-the-rails episode we've filmed in a year. I kind of like it. Squid Game! Squid Game. It's good.

Mika, do you like squid game now I was just saying every time I like watch a mystery every time I watch a squid game I'm happy no I feel like we're not too far off from mr. v mr. beast going like in that

direction like there was something really dystopian about watching his video where he made people like stand in a single spot for like 12 hours for a chance yeah and some money like that was really like kind of messed up it's like a torture method yeah it actually is like i got all these poor people in a circle and i made them do what i say i like i don't know like it feels so weird to watch a mr beast video and when i was watching squid game like i kind of had it in the back of my mind i was like like this is kind of i don't know this is sus do you think he has access to that drug from Limitless? You know, the one where it like, it like makes your mind work on like overdrive, like plankton style maximum overdrive.

Yeah. Do you think he's doing a mixture of those? Maybe. I just bought 10 pounds of crack and I'm going to make Carl. No. You think he does drugs he told me he doesn't drink or smoke or anything like that i fucking believe him yeah i think some people are wired that way i think other people uh are definitely on like i feel like a lot of kids youtubers are on adderall or something like that because there's just no way you could keep that shit up for as long as some of them do. Amaranth, like over the past four years, someone pulled up this stat.

Like over the past four years, on average, Amaranth streams 12 hours a day. She grinds hard. Oh my God. Yeah. That's a grind set right there. You can go to her Twitch page like any time of the day and there's a pretty good chance

she will be live licking that fucking microphone. And honestly, I'm jerking off. Is this an ASMR person? I thought you were gonna say honestly I respect it. Honestly, I'm jerking off.

Very unexpected. Dude, is it just me or was squid game just kind of overrated for uh the amount of hype it's been getting online like two two weeks straight now this fucking show has been talked about non-stop have you seen it yeah i watched it i watched it i thought it was good i thought the beginning was great. It's really good. I thought the first couple episodes were really fucking good. I don't think it held up all the way through. Not even episode six?

Oh, six was good. Yeah, six was really good. But seven, eight, nine kind of fell off a little bit. And I was left there like... Fell off plus ratio. Seven, eight, nine. Yeah, also you're white. And I was left there like... Fell off plus ratio. 789. Yeah. Also, you're white.

Yeah. You know what? Squid Game's white. To be fair, the worst part of the show was the white people. Yeah, that's true, actually. The VIPs, like... Yeah, they were bad. They were bad.

The VIPs were bad. Suck my dick in five minutes. I'll make you the richest boy alive yeah the actor is horrible you shouldn't be wearing this mask he's the joker now i kind of liked the like glass bridge though like that was cool and like the slow-mo scene yeah the glass bridge was cool it was cool that was probably the best game i just felt like the plot started falling apart can we spoil is this the point where we'll mark some spoilers did we all watch it i didn't have hand have you seen it so honestly it started falling apart for me once the uh guy who had been investigating the the entire operation he just died and then like okay it was his brother wow okay that was really bad

wow it was his brother and he shoots him okay now it's done now it's done it's been like half of all of the episodes but now that whole side of the story is just gone like what fair enough i didn't like that either but maybe he survived because did you see the body no you never did that was also bad the ending where he's just suddenly like you know what fuck i'm going back squid game 2 dude if if i feel like if they shoot if they showed gihun going back they should have shown the detective guy not being dead because then it would be like oh they're both going back in you know yeah that would have been a cool ending if oh yeah to keep that detective guy alive just to show him out of the water yeah you know yeah that would have been pretty sick i love this movie like save uh maybe they're trying to like

save a surprise for the next season although actually like the writer didn't plan on a season two. Oh. Originally, but then I guess now since it's so huge. Yeah, he kind of needs to. He's kind of, Netflix will probably have him killed if he says no. The chungus. They'll put him in the squid game. Yeah, they'll put him in the squid game. Speaking of squid game, dude, what's with the old guy? Oh, the old guy.

Let me tell you. He went from the most likable character to the worst character. That sucks because I loved him so much. Dude, yeah, I was heartbroken when he was just like standing on top of all the beds in the fight scene and then he was like,

please stop. Oh my God, yes. Apen, have you seen the movie? no oh wait you said you did I didn't I said I didn't I didn't I said I didn't oh sorry

well I guess so yeah the squid dies yeah the squid shot the front door, dude. I'm not even gonna watch anymore. He's ruined it for him. I'm sorry, Panda. Everybody dislike this video. No, don't do that.

Well, it counts the same as likes in the auction, right? Okay, like the video, actually. Like the video. Fair enough. Yeah, Squidward let the Krabby Patties go to his thunder thighs. Dude, he was a beast. Can you see how thick he was? Squidward would have won the Squid Game.

He's got it in him. What about Squilliam? Nah, he'd cower in fear in round one. Squiddy. All right, right well the spoilers have stopped spoilers have stopped we've ruined the show for a panda data's in and no longer watch the show i'd beat you at the squid game of panda i would beat you how is it how is a how is a panda supposed to watch squid game anyways when all his uh his websites were down literally nobody loves me dude no are you okay no what happened? Have you ever had Funyuns? These aren't so bad.

The Funyuns? Yeah, Funyuns are okay. I had Funyuns for the first time. Really? Not too long ago. And I was like, I mean, these aren't bad. I like them every once in a blue moon. You guys like Lays? Fuck Lays. I could take a little in a blue moon. You guys like Lay's?

Fuck Lay's. Fuck Lay's. They're so thin and oily. There's too much fucking oil. When they're kettle cooked, they're better, though. That is true. Yeah, I agree. There's no substance to Lay's.

There's no substance to Lay's. There's no substance to Lays. There's no substance to Lays. There's no substance to Lays. Lays are the most simple of chips. Stop, you're turning me on. I like that voice. What?

I think we can all agree Miss Vicky's is an S tier chip, though. I don't even know what that is. You haven't had Miss Vicky's, dude. You need to get them. Because if they're not on your tier list, people are going to actually... Oh, they're not going to be. What is Miss Vicky's? I already made the video.

They're not going to be in the video. Wow. What the hell is this? That's like when Geno didn't get into smash yeah i i hope you're ready for like every second comment to be like what about miss vickie's miss vickie's no one's gonna complain about that no one in the history of the world no one knows that you're talking about mika what the fuck is miss vick i've never seen this bag in my life i just searched it wait oh this okay i see okay what it's a canadian thing yeah no shit

okay but no seriously if you haven't had them you need to like get your hands on some like order some from like like overseas have it shipped to you i'm not kidding okay i'll go do that uh these nuts are sora from smash these nuts like sword like sword nuts that doesn't make any sense dude Sora is the new character no like sword decent what that's just as bad as

that's as bad as my that's as bad as my slaw bunny one like they've been slapped all around so they're Sora that might even be as my slaw bunny one Like they've been slapped all around So they're sora That might even be worse than slaw bunny I think we got it My nuts are sore

Mika my nuts are sore right now Okay Mika? Yes? My nuts are sore Okay thank you Thanks for letting me know. I'm gonna DM you.

What do you guys think about Sora in Smash? Oh, you actually did. What'd I say? You said, these nuts are Sora. I love you guys. I just want you guys to know that. I love you guys. Any thoughts on Sora in Spiderman? really?

nobody acknowledged what I said? damn okay well what I said was I love you guys oh well I'm glad I missed it I'm just being rude I'm just being an awful I'm being bad Glad I missed it. I'm just being rude. I'm just being an awful... I'm being bad. This is what happens when people get money.

I'm being bad. You guys found out how much money I made on Twitch, and this is not good for me. Bah. Bah. Bah. Bah. Bah.

Fuck those. I like Bah. Bah. Bah. Fuck those. I like you, Panda. No, no, forget it, Mika, forget it. I love you. Shut the fuck up. Bababoo.