Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #39 ft. Pyrocynical

Episode Date: October 19, 2021

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money shot hey everybody welcome back to the sleep the pride podcast episode 32 oh lord i'm gilbert godfrey Pyrocynicals here Oi mate Bruv in it Crumpets in tea Right for that I'm gonna play the entire

Gilbert Godfrey bit I got saved with a GoXL This is Gilbert Godfrey I'm pissing and shitting and cumming This one is for

Pootie Pie and the nine yearyear-old army. I am the cum lord. Marky Flyer is a better Let's Player. He loves to drink milk. He is so strong and sexy. I'm going to take a shit now

fucker it's that fucker at the end there's so much emphasis I love it I can't believe he does those after recording do you think he just kind of sighs and puts his head down he's like god what am I doing with my life

how did i get i think he looks at his feature wall with just pictures of him as the parrot baladin thinking this is the peak i made it so pyrocynical welcome to the podcast um you're you've now made one unfunny joke excuse me we'll be keeping count You've now made one unfunny joke. Excuse me? We'll be keeping count. What's your favorite thing to do? Be funny, usually. Tell us a joke, funny man.

Think you're so fucking funny? What a good segue. I might open the sound with this story, actually. Straight away. Yeah, do it. Let's talk about the sandwich. This is better to make us laugh really hard. You're opening with the sandwich story?

It's kind of hard to understand you. The sandwich story? Yeah, is that what you said? I couldn't understand your accent. Yeah, the sandwich. Oh, yeah. So, recently, Schlatt went on Levelhost with Minx, and then nopify went on there as well and i unfortunately had all of the contestants on the show added on discord so then one by one i

started to go to each person and just send them the most like cryptic shit to try to get them because they all obviously had discord open on the second monitor i just kept trying to make them laugh to like throw the entire game off so there was this contestant they had on called sam withers who i was not allowed to kick like i have never seen a bigger industry plant in my entire life like this man was just so unfitting to be on this show but uh obviously his credentials yeah who is he i don't i've never heard of him i of him. He was like a music producer, right? He makes music and he was also bragging about how he had like 300 workers overseas. He was actually bragging about legal slavery for some reason. I don't know why.

He's like, I got 300 people overseas who work around the clock for me. They just play mobile games. You can see there in the chat. You can see everyone there on the discord you see sam withers uh the guy on the far right with his own fucking name sam withers and neon sign yeah he's gonna plaster on the wall it's kind of very humble so that he doesn't forget because you know he might he might have some trouble with that but what me and not before i did was like make a bunch of sam wither memes and then send them around so we started off with uh jag and then we started moving on to Schlatt and then we started to move on to Minx and it's

genius because every time we sent one of these memes we counted to five and then you could tell that their peripheral would look at their second monitor and then they'd start laughing and I remember Austin even caught on at one point he's like what's so funny Schlatt he's like oh nothing but like we basically just got the wither skeleton from minecraft and kept calling it sam withers and then we we edited the uh it was the dumbest shit ever they were just editing his face onto the wither into his camera and so you just see a fucking wither skeleton with sam withers neon sign in the back so dumb oh it was it was so good man like see oh yeah there was a bit uh jagger was on as well and his camera he had like the most fucking headroom i've ever seen someone give

themselves when they've got face cam on so i just started sending him screen grabs from mr robot with the same cinematography and then he started fucking laughing as well oh it was it was genius i had more fun like watching that from the sidelines than ever participating in that that was the most fun i've ever fucking had of course dude during those shows there's so much downtime uh yeah what i usually do is i send like among us porn or something like i just send i just send that gif of the uh red imposter fucking the blue guy you know i think i was a big cock yeah yeah i'm sure i've sent i'd like to see that oh i don't know if i have it anymore i think i was a big cock yeah yeah i'm sure i've said i'd like to see that oh i don't know if i have it anymore i think i unfavorited it because it would show up every

time i go to my favorite gifts on discord i just have a bunch of monkeys on it you know oh there it is there it is the beauty that one's good that that's that's the best one that's the best one that's the best one that's my favorite one that's the best one can you describe what you just posted for our audio listeners okay so the wither skeleton from minecraft and the joke is that they both share the oh bro you made me explain the joke

it's not funny anymore now it's not funny anymore that's the second unfunny joke of the day wow you're really racking them up I promise no more no more That's the second unfunny joke of the day. That's the second unfunny joke. Wow. Two of them. Sorry, guys. You're really racking them up this time around. I promise. No more, no more, no more.

Only funny from now on. Only funny from now on. Oh, this is so weird. I just got a nosebleed right now. Baka. All right, wasn't that unfunny? Fuck yeah. You literally gave me a nosebleed.

He slams his face into the desk to get a nosebleed. Bro, you're so unfunny. Why is my nose bleeding? How dare you he mutes his mic real quick and he just just oh my god there's blood everywhere what is going on actual microaggression on stream sorry go ahead you can keep telling your awful story or whatever what the fuck do you mean awful story, Mr. Nosebleed? Fuck off.

No, I'm kidding. It's good. Fuck out of here. I was battering, okay? Keep going, please. Hey, look, I got a funny joke. You can tell he's holding his nose, too. Why did the chicken cross the road, Mika?

To get to the other side? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side? Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh, he doesn't know. I don't know. What? Can you tell me? I don't understand.

He's just drowning. He's drowning in his own blood at this point oh god because did you just call me a baka no because no i said because he said pecan? Oh, like pecan pie? No, I didn't say that. It's like a chicken. No, I didn't. It's like the nut. Pecan? Oh my god, I've made an unfunny joke.

Okay, we're going to have to keep a counter for you two. There you go. Jesus Christ, I'm catching up to Pyrocynical. Can we get a dig? Only one more. Come on, join the club. Join the club. Let's make the most unfunniest joke on three see who can make one more unfunny all right

ready okay one okay two three just a minute sorry i feel i you're all right are you okay bro you said i'm pretty sure are you actually dying it's just internal bleeding at this point i is it going to your brain i you know it could be i'm leading my head back and plugging my nose so anything because you sound like this Listen to lady once Brave ladies yeah, it's not lady. It's blade. No no no no it's lady Where he says he's like my name is blade, but you can call me blade it who he doesn't care

So how's the weather it's I don't know man I can't see it's fucking pitch black outside right now I'm not a house the weather up there that's the weather up there man occasional forecast of knives knives butter knives yeah but if you're lucky

it's butter knives if not it's just butterfly knives oof dude I saw a tweet from the Worcestershire

fucking Binghamton police force and they were like hey we that is the worst thing I've ever heard Worcestershire Binghamton police force and they were like, hey, we That is the most British thing I've ever heard. Binghamton police force.

Yeah, we're like, oi mate. Oh yeah, that's how they open a tweet, right? Oi mate. The police at the little fronting way on C department have taken this mean weapon off the

streets and it's just like a picture of a flintlock pistol that doesn't work and uses gunpowder to load it and they're like yeah we're keeping the streets clean keeping it clean from the litter I saw the Norwegian police department were actually streaming on Twitch

and they were playing Fortnite the other day and they got ra Fortnite the other day. And they got raided pretty much instantly. It's genius how you get public sectors trying to integrate into social media and just fail fucking miserably. Because there's about a 30-year age gap. The US server streams on Twitch too. Oh, they get fucking memed on, don't they, right? They banned war crime in their chat. You can't say it.

I wonder if you subscribe to them on twitch do you get like promoted that way like maybe you don't even have to like join the army right you could be like a you could end up being like a sergeant with like a year's sub or something yeah you donate 50 dollars and get promoted to lieutenant lieutenant you get to drive the uh fucking stealth bomber as it goes over random countries. Yeah, exactly. For like five million bits, you just get to press a big red button that launches a nuke.

Yes, bomb any country you want. It's bits. They don't even get the gratification of a sub, it's bits. And then the army guy's like, hey, thanks for the bitties! And then he presses the fucking button. The bit animation falling into the glass cup.

Guys, we fill this cup up with bits. We're bombing Syria. You know? We're bringing back the MOAB. I mean, I'm not gonna lie, it's a more reasonable sub-goal than what most Twitch streamers have. True. Gotta give them credit there at least they actually commit and don't just bail out on a sub goal so true do you know the uh the twitch channels that are like it's like ducks

in a pond and there's feeders and you can just feed yes oh that shit rocks so cool. Dude, you gotta... Take your fingers off your nose. You sound dumb as fuck. I cannot, dude. I'm not joking. I'm bleeding out of my nose. Mika, take this tissue. I got one for you. Take this. This isn't a bit. I can't get a tissue from you right now.

Here, I'll use my hands. Okay, thank you. You either go out like a man or take the shumika the dream is dying on the sleep deprived podcast right well dream dream is dying that's the dream on the sleep deprived podcast oh hasn't he died on this podcast like two times already dreams here hello hello Dream has been on this podcast before Pyro simple yeah he actually has wow

how many funny jokes did he make none more than you I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm just I'm so sorry really kicking me when I'm down like already British have you seen his ass already British I haven't seen his ass you got a picture he has a giant dude he's oh do I take a look at this ready I haven't seen his ass I haven't seen his ass You got a picture Do I

Take a look at this Ready Oh lord Oh my god Oh my god Is that him clapping I like the brick wall I don't know why

The brick walls have been ruined for me Why Because every time I see a brick wall i just think of this gif of the guy just talking to a brick wall that's all i associate with now well now he has someone to talk to yeah yeah i had to move out of my uh brick brick house because i just couldn't stop thinking about that gif the gif is a two- thinking about that gif. The gif is a two-part story. He's trying to talk to Dream on the other side of the wall, but he's just not listening.

Oh, it's like Spongebob and Squidward, that one episode. It's like a fucking Spongebob comparison. Bro, there's a text-to-speech Spongebob. That shit is actually so accurate, it's unreal. There's one where he's just doing the fucking Kendrick, let's get this shit just over and over. Top of the bonin'. Top of the monin'. Let's get this shit.

Let's get this shit. And the Patrick one's pretty good, too. You see the Patrick part? Top of the monin'. Is mayonnaise an instrument? Is mayonnaise actually an instrument, though? I still don't know. That's number three.

Yeah, because if you hollowed out the jar and you blew into it, it's technically an instrument, right? Yeah, or you could slap the mayonnaise to be a percussive instrument. I wonder, would there be a difference in tone with low-fat mayonnaise than just normal mayonnaise? Anybody have any

mayonnaise in their house to test it out? What do you think? I'm American? No, I don't. Okay, uh, boys, can you put another ding for his unfunny joke count? What? I mean, you're literally all American.

Is that three? Is that three? You're literally all American. This is literally four against one. How is this fair? I'm going to kill you, Pyro. Now, why would you do that? Why would you do that? I'm going to literally murder you.

Why would you do that? After this podcast ends, I'm going to kill you. What are you going to kill me with? A crumpet. Get it? That was a good one. Oh, no. I get it, man.

Oh, I get it. I like that. And then I'm going to waterboard you a tea. This fucking rotation. Crumpet, telly license knife. Crumpet, telly license knife. We're going to waterboard you a tea. That's all you fucking people have.

The same three shits over and over. And then they're going to play your bloody corpse on the telly. Oi, bruv. Come in at you. Chicken tendies, isn't it? A country that has coffee creamers really trying to roast right now. Thank you. I think we've reached a really bad point in society

when America thinks they can muck the UK. Late stage capitalism is actually one. The queen's gonna die. Dude, I'm putting a date on the queen. I think 2022 is her year. Can you, when i just laugh then can you just make like a big censor bleep because i don't want to have any opinion on that well you get in trouble if you say something oh no like i remember like once someone actually

took the piss out of it and then they actually did end up getting like jailed or something for like a day i mean i don't care i don't care but about the queen dying yeah yeah but it's genius right how you did that. Was that the Prince Philip tweet or something like that? Yeah, and he died. Yeah. You were actually that... I said Prince Philip would die in July, and he did it.

Like, bro, you must have been in such a bad mood that day because your, like, hatred actually manifested into his death. I don't know what was on your mind that day. He must have been a big fan. He must have read your tweet. I felt power flowing through my veins and my bones. Prince Philip's dead corpse on the bed. The cat's still just sleeping there, happy.

What the hell, man? All right, you just stepped over the line. You just stepped over the line, bro. He's dead. It's funny. You just stepped over the line. What? You just stepped over the line, bro. He's dead. It's funny. You can't say that shit. You can't say that shit. No, of course you can't.

All right. Have some respect. They should bring him back to life, and then we should kill him again. The cat was like. You've got this obsession with murder, this podcast, I've noticed, young man. No, no, no, no, no. And then you want to kill. I've never killed anybody on the podcast.

I've never killed a single guest on the podcast. Oh, you're making a lot of threats to kill me, and then you want to kill... I've never killed anybody on the podcast. I've never killed a single guest on the podcast. You're making a lot of threats to kill people. We're just going to say we're not going to be surprised if something happens to you. Me, me, me, me, me. You might trip and fall and knock your head and go out forever. That's all I'm saying.

You going to buy Mr. Beast's new thing, new hoodie, to get into Squid Game? Is that how he's doing it now? Yeah. Yeah. 100 people who buy his hoodie get to go into Squid Game. So you pay him money to make him money. That is the best pyramid scheme I think I've heard in my life.

That's like a pyramid scheme with no extra steps. Mr. Breast. Mr. Breast. He gets it. Because I'm the first one that said it. I'm the first one that said it. I started

a fucking meme. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. Mr. Breast. You swap a letter around. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it Mr. Yeah, you swap a letter around a breast like your chest. Oh shit. I swapped the letter Like boobie like boobah, okay. Oh, yeah, that's funny. Can I get it on funny taken away? No, please Yeah, yeah No, no, no. Yeah. I'm jelking. You jelk?

Oh, no, no, no, no. Please, God, don't bring up jelking again. Do you jelk? I'm begging. Dude, do you jelk? I am begging. Do you jelk? I am on my knees.

Goat see, goat see, jelk. Human centipede, goat see, jelk. I am on my knees. Well, hold on. Well, what is jelking? Yeah, what's jelking? Is that when you stretch your penis out? It's something you do at church, hold on. What is jelking? Yeah, what's jelking? Is that when you stretch your penis out? It's something you do at church, I think.

At church? You go into the confession room. Yeah, and you say Hail Mary. Each Hail Mary is like one tug on the old... You'd get really big after that. Yeah, you would. I look up jelking one time, and this is the suggested images I get now.

Thanks, guys. Thanks. Jelking with okay hand emoji versus penis weight. Okay, well, I think penis weights are better. Yeah, that would really get the blood pumping. How does it work? You just put it on the tip of your penis, and it just weighs it down?

Yeah, and then I assume you get a boner and you flex to try and build the muscle. It looks like an air pod. I don't think that's how it works. It's interesting learning penis physics from the other side of the pond because you guys still believe that circumcision is an actual thing that you need

as well. Are you cut? Are you circumcised? Oh, I struck a nerve. Oh, no. Wait, you brought it up. No, I'm not circumcised. You're not circumcised? No.

Are you? Yeah, I'm cut. Oh, lord. Why? I'm all chopped up. Do you miss it? Yeah, I miss it. I miss what I had.

Go find it. Go find it. It's probably in the trash somewhere bro go find it stitch it back on post-circumcision depression's real postnatal depression with childbirth that that can just wait a minute we need to talk about compare yeah no no it's a post-circumcision depression that shit hits man i heard if you get circumcised as a child there's actually a 50 chance you end up being a youtuber oh my god that shit is hard man that's bad that's so true that's bad so why are you lying to us about what about if you've had the procedure or not because you're a youtuber uh anyways so music music's a fun thing guys right i like music yeah do you like alex unknown

uh he's shilling yourself bro he's shilling yourself do you like uh lil Boy? Yeah, do you like Lilac Boy? Do you like Lilac Boy? Yeah, do you like Alex Unknown? On Spotify and everything? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like Lil Shlady? I like Spotify.com forward slash Alex Unknown. Yeah, it's pretty underrated. Lil Shlady? Do you like Lil Shlady?

Yeah, do you listen to Lil Shlady? Lil Shlady? Do you actually do your own music? No. We could make a beat right now. We haven't done that in a while. Pyra, you want to do the vocals? I think the only lyrics I know

are the Aladdin lyrics. Okay, yeah, throw that over on top. I'll do the bass. I'll do the beat. Mika, you keep banging your nose on the table to make the beat, is that right? Okay, hit that head, boy. I could show you the world.

Shining, shimmering, splendid. I like how it doesn't even Oh lord! A-bomb. Kick it! Hit the solo! I could open your eyes and take you wonder by wonder

over, side rays and under on a magic carpet ride a whole new world and now little shlady on the verse audio jungle yo wait on my dick

contractions sick putting up bars I don't have SARS. U2s on my dick. Audio jungle. U2s plush. Leon lush. Audio jungle.

I think I just made my nose bleed more. Yep, it's still flowing. Drink some soy milk, buddy. You'll be alright. Okay. I actually... Thanks for reminding me I have some right here. I some soy milk, buddy. You'll be alright. Okay. I actually... Thanks for reminding me. I have some right here. I love soy. It's like right next to the

Beyond Fried Chicken in the fridge. You guys ever see blood in your chocolate milk? Okay, when I was a kid i thought sound insane when i was a kid i thought they made chocolate milk to cover up like if there was blood in the regular milk when they milked the cow what the fuck Yeah, like I thought- Did you grow up in like a morgue or something, buddy? What the fuck are you on about? No, no, I just-

My friend told me. I like how you make it out that this is a childhood story, but you probably got told this today and believed it. No, I- Yeah, you did. That definitely did not happen. You did. Yeah, that definitely did not happen.

Anyone do a good Obama impression here? Yeah, preferably jelking or doing goats. No, believe me, no one said that. Believe me. No one mentioned jelking at any point. Well, I did. Oh, we know. But we're removing that.

We're removing that. We're not freaking joking. Come on, guys. I think Schlatt does an Obama impression. No freaking joke. Come on, guys. I think Schlatt does an Obama impression. No, I don't. I don't do anything. Don't put that in.

Don't put it in, but keep it in for the Patreons. Easy clap. Easy clap. Do it and just have like an uncut segment for each podcast and it's literally just a sentence that you cut out for no reason. Well, we do cut a fair bit usually. Yeah. And that should never make the air because you don't want to hear what Pyra said this episode.

Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. You don't want to hear what goes on in a panda's brain. You don't want to hear what goes on in a panda's brain. You don't want to know what goes on in my brain. SpongeBob. My father

was a YouTube. That was the best bit. My father was a YouTuber. Wasn was the best bit. My father was a YouTuber. He wasn't a nice man. We peaked when Nipanda said my father was a Funko Pop. That was the peak. One night,

my father came home. He was very drunk. He got postage on livestream fails. He beat me. That's how I got these scars. I use r slash the Donald from time to time. I remember when the Donald

got quarantined and everyone was like, free speech? Is that... My mother was a wine mom And a libtard One night she turns on the news Drunker than usual Ruth Bader Ginsburg has died

She wanted to tweet my reaction As her seven year old son But I had nothing to say She didn't like that Not one bit I got immersed in it I'm starting to cry Then everyone clapped

Everyone clapped That was beautiful Thanks Chris Where's my fucking clap not being picked up by the fucking mic Whatever I think you're up to five unfunnies Time to die That was a statement.

That wasn't even an attempt to make a joke. What? How do you want to go? How do you want to go? I don't want to go. There's a couple different ways we could do it. Drowning in money. That would be the best way to go. Oh, could you imagine? Imagine if you got

melted. Yeah, I can't afford it. You got melted into gold and they turn you into a statue you know we're gonna have statues of youtubers in this this century you know anyone anyone thought about that mr beast new york we will we will have oh my god bro i'm gonna fucking be like 50 and i'm gonna see a jay schlatt statue i don't want to see that man oh god could you imagine that shit right next to fucking Jay Schlatt statue. I don't want to see that, man. Oh, God, could you imagine that shit right next to fucking Hasan Piker? No.

I don't want that shit. Should we talk about the funny monkey that they made a statue of? The statue that Schlatt got? The monkey passed away? Yeah, it's fucked up. You don't have to keep reminding me.

You really don't. I just thought it would be good if we could say a few words considering how pivotal he is to all of us. So, Harambe dies? Yeah. No, not Harambe. That's pretty disrespectful.

He had a name. Harambe. What was his name? Dicks up for Harambe. What was his name, though? For real. I don't know what his name was. You just reminded me. I found it.

You just reminded me of that fucking H3H3 video called Dicks up for Harambe. He just did face filters for the entire video. Have a blessed Christmas You're so fucking New face filters on Instagram today Great job team This is not my favorite No you reminded me of this in this fucking video

Barbecue some sweet baby eggs No, you reminded me of this in this fucking video. I found it. Barbecuing some sweet baby eggs. Can you describe what's on the screen for our audio listeners? That's a H3H3 video titled Dicks Out for Harabe. The entire video is just face swap filters. I miss the old YouTube. Honestly. I don't. I guess I do.

I mean. Pepe bless, Vape Nation. Can we get a Vape Nation in the comments? Yo, VN. Hashtag VN. Ah. I am crying. I don't know. You get asked that so much. Do you miss old YouTube?

I don't know. Sometimes you do. Sometimes you don't. It looks simpler back then, but I guess everyone had a smaller brain back then as well. What's better now and what's worse now, in your opinion? James Corden. Worse now. Oh, no. That's better now and what's worse now, in your opinion? James Corden. Worse now. Oh, no, that's better now. James Corden?

He's so quirky, man. I love him. The fact that he just stopped traffic and did that whole thing. I was like, yes, queen. Block that traffic. Best thing about back then was Logan Paul, I think. Oh, my God. I ate good because of that man.

God bless. I would shake that man's hand. I'd be like, I made several million off you. Thank you so much. I would shake that man's hand. God bless. I was literally like a tapeworm on that man's leg. I would just not let go.

What a powerful man. I mean, his massive bworm on that man's leg. I would just not let go. What a powerful man. I mean, his massive biceps. Holy shit, yeah. You have so many videos on this guy. Yeah. KSI versus Logan Paul. Logan cried. Logan Paul's documentary is worse than you can imagine.

I made a video dunking on his film that he was in from years ago. And that's the third most viewed video on my channel and to this day the director of the film still keeps trying to file copyright strikes to take the video down wow i actually think she'll be married with children and still trying to take the video down every week jesus christ not happening people copy pasting tanks of Bob raging war on YouTube oh my god true did that bring you back oh

I think a single tear just left my eye yeah copy past of that that father and son the father's pointing up shut up shut up oh look it's a good video

keep going meika fuck this I can't listen to him talk anymore man it's building an army this tank against youtube copy and paste can the entire comment section section needs to be bob

everyone watching just copy-paste the Bob is building an army, I'm begging. Please. And it needs to be the entire comment section. I still put in the description of every single one of my videos do you remember when PewDiePie would put a physical bro fist

in his description? I still have that in every single one of my videos. Oh, you remember when Prince Philip died? No, no, who's that? You mean like, fell off or like actually died? Yeah, he got ratioed. Prince Philip fell off. Yeah, that's fucking embarrassing.

Actually 4k fell off sadly ratio. boy did better oh i think my nose bleed is getting better oh good man i'm happy for you you gotta take your fingers out now yeah you should you should just sniff your fingers for a little bit like our wings of redemption you know just they're pretty bloody. I don't think I want to do that. Look here! Listen! Look here! Listen! I can't take this shit no more, man!

I can't take this shit no more! American accent's funny. You people sound funny. You sound like us, but weird. Pyro. It's like you stole our accent and just fucked it like the Australians. Pyro! We're taking your nuts off and we're ending the podcast, okay?

So just lay down, take your balls out and we're gonna cut them off. So you guys get circumcised in the UK and they just take our nuts. We're gonna cut them off. That's the price of free healthcare. You're nuts. Say goodbye. Are you really going to use insurance-based healthcare?

Oh my. Present your argument. How is insurance-based healthcare better? Go on. Are we having a political argument? Oh, we are. Let's start politics right now. Okay.

Fuck yeah. At least I can jelk and wait in a queue for eight hours to sort out my jelking for free. Yeah, Shalette, what's your rebuttal then, huh? I was just making a joke, dude. No, that's a strong man. That's a strong man. That's a strong man. It wasn't me.

It was a character. You get your balls That's an ad hoc Dude, okay, you're gish galloping me now So I really would appreciate you This is Redman Straw Poling

Red herring unbased Hassan, tell me all about what you're doing right now, okay I'm not going to seem through the lines In his nice big house, in is nice big couch i watched i watched leftovers and i know the cat i know the tactics that you that you writer righties use no that's name calling yeah that was name calling that was an odd homonym attack that's that's actually central point refutation oh my god what. What? You just actually put his words in a centrifuge.

Yeah, that's actually guilt by association actually. Words, words, words. Words, words, words. That's only circumstantial evidence. That's actually a logarithmic equation. I fixed it for you. Words, words, words.

Words, words, words. Fixed it. Fixed it., words, words. Fixed it. Fixed it. Seven syllable buzzword. Fixed it. Paragraph memes. I love them. Words, words, words.

I fixed it for you. America be like, how do we sort ourselves out? Words, words, words. I fixed it for you. Kendrick Lamar lyrics be like words, words, words. Rapping be like words, words, words. Lady be like words words words rapping be like words words words lady be like words words words we have actually peaked that's it

you cannot rebuttal this you cannot rebuttal what I've just said and now you're up to six it wasn't funny it was a socio-political statement don't write it down please don't. Just give me five and a half, man.

Please. I'll do six. All right, Moise. That's seven. Give him six. Wow. Wow, this guy. I don't like you anymore, bro. I was gravitating towards you during the podcast.

You're a fucking asshole. Really? Okay. One sponsor on this podcast you guys sold out. Oh, let me tell you about Manscaped. I thought we had a dollar shape club. You want to do an ad today? Do we have an ad?

We could do another one. It'd be kind of weird to do it this far in. Hey Pyro, do you groom your balls? I do. I do groom my balls. Do you Manscaped? I do. Is this the company that gives you the fucking towel for your asshole

no those are dude wipes also dude wipes i mean manscape does have the crop mops what you're actually just making shit up you're actually no no no no the worst actually sounded legit that actually sounded legit yeah they got the crop mops you're actually just making shit up you're actually no no no the worst thing actually sounded legit that actually sounded legit yeah they got the crop mops what is that that's what you can get by by going on to manscape.com and using code sleep deprived for 20 off for 20 off and free shipping yeah you get no thank you. They're not even paying us for this episode. If you use the code on screen right now, you get a free set

of Bellend wipers as well. We will give you Pyro's balls that we're cutting off, and we'll make sure to use the crop mop on them. How are you going to send my balls to everyone? You can only send two balls out. We can clone them. Chop them up? Okay.

Which one of your balls do you like more? Uh, let me look. Hang on. Does one hang farther than the other? I think everyone. That's how everyone is. Yeah, wait. Let's all talk about our balls. Which one hangs? Which one hangs? I mean,

if it's chilly, they tend to shrink up a little bit, right? My right one's hanging how about you guys left really i think i've got like a third one here for some reason that might just be a tumor i think that's called cancer yeah no no no it's just it's just too much testosterone in my my balls in my body i had to grow a third ball. Yeah. Mika, which of your balls is hanging lower? I'm feeling faint. Oh my god. I'm feeling a light to

decent faint on this one. Transition. What did you think of this podcast? Did you like it? Did you hate it? Let me know. What would you rate it? When you said transition, I just thought of the Ray William Johnson transition slide. From redness

to blackness to whiteness. It's darkness. What are you on about? Is that the Blade Runner bit? What is that? To whiteness to darkness to redness. Darkness to whiteness to blackness. I had a friend when I was in middle school who was just obsessed with that.

It was the fucking worst. Every time I went to his house, he'd just quote Tobuscus the whole time. That's pretty cool. It was awful. Nugget in a biscuit. Nugget in a biscuit. How many nugget in a biscuits are there? There is one.

There is two. There is a 10-hour version. There is a five-hour version. These are all uploaded by him, by the way. Wow. He really took his own thing and made a 10 hour version of nugget in a biscuit we should reclaim it from him it's ours now what food nugget in a biscuit we should take the song yeah honestly Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Okay, alright. Getting out the chainsaw.

Nugget in a biscuit, nugget in a biscuit, nugget in a biscuit. Nugget in a biscuit, nugget in a biscuit, nugget in a biscuit. That's eight unfunny jokes. I simply repeated what someone else said. Bababooey. Bababooey.