Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #4

Episode Date: November 17, 2020

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this show is a big joke and it's a big lie to the viewers the last one we weren't sleep deprived this one i just woke up it's the middle of the day you're feeling refreshed right now yeah i'm feeling good this is the this is the uh can we just change the title for this episode okay this is the well-rested podcast exactly i'm not well rested today why not okay what's that? I stopped my recording. I'm going to restart it now. Why? Wait, I'm going to have to resync it now. For what reason?

Why would you even do that? What is the point? Well, I mean, it doesn't matter. I lost everything up until... Now a panda left? what the fuck this podcast sucks welcome to sleep deprived number four no one's even sleep deprived i hate this fucking thing number four this is the fourth podcast everybody

we've got some great questions today uh we we put out a little tweet. We put out a little tweet on Twitter saying ask us some questions for the sleep deprived cast. They're very tired today. I don't understand what's so funny.

Why are you laughing? He's lost his mind. A panda left. We are missing a co-host. M He's lost his mind. A panda left. Yeah, he's not in there. We are missing a co-host. Mika restarted his audio. Yeah, I'm really confused. I'm really confused why you did that.

I had to. Okay, I'm going to go to the bathroom. Okay, I'm going to restart my audio. So, fellas, what's going on can i talk about a health problem i have that i'm not sure what the problem is yeah i think it's concerning yeah go ahead so you got you guys are all intellectuals a lot of rick and morty of course maybe you can answer it for me um my heart rate is always a very extremely high at all times like my resting heart rate is always very extremely high at all times. Like my resting heart rate is very, very high. And I run often.

I think I'm kind of healthy-ish. So I just don't know why it's so high. And I think it's a problem. I think I'm going to die. I think you might be about to have a stroke or something. Yeah, I think I'm going to die. Look it up on WebMD. I hope it happens in this podcast.

Oh, you want me to look up on WebMD? Yeah. Okay. It's probably because your eating habits are garbage and you don't sleep enough. He says he eats good. I eat okay. What do you eat? Okay, okay. You eat strawberry wafers?

Let's be honest. Stale wafers? My diet sucks, I can't lie anymore. But I do exercise. It's all those vanilla wafers. A lot. Catching up to you. Catch up fast. I can't lie anymore. But I do exercise. It's all those vanilla wafers. Catching up to you. Catch up fast. I don't even like vanilla. We discussed this in the last podcast.

It's the second worst flavor. Second worst? There's only three flavors. So it's the second best too. Yes. Strawberry is infinitely better. Wait, did we start yet webmd says i'm doing cocaine oh my god i think i need to look at my life choices you guys really hit the bottom of the barrel when you have to get a panda in the in the podcast you know what i just

noticed what and he doesn't really sound anything like him, but he has the same cadence as Pyrocynical, a panda does. Yeah. And now that you notice that, now that I've said that, you're going to notice it every time he talks. No, don't do that.

Don't do that, no. Yeah, he does. He sounds, he speaks like Pyrocynical. No, stop. No, stop. No, stop. No, stop. No. Stop. No. Stop. No. Stop. No. Stop. No. Stop. Please.

People say I can do a good Pyro impression, but no, don't. I think you might just actually be Pyrocynical. Yeah, you got me. Okay, well, let's hear it. My dog's barking. Let's hear the impression. What kind of dog do you have? I have a golden retriever. No, hold on. I want to hear the impression. Let's hear the impression. What kind of dog do you have? I have a golden retriever.

No, hold on. I want to hear the impression. Stop derailing the conversation. What's your favorite color? Blue. Really? Why? Such a normie.

Normie? What the fuck? Blue? Blue's a good color. Light blue. What are you, Kiss Boys? Blue? Really?

Mika, what's your favorite color? Blue. Oh my god, these two of them suck. Wow. Pink is pretty cool too. Always going with the mainstream, Mika. Stop. What do you like, maroon?

How dare you pick the same color. What, me? Yeah, that's my favorite color. What the fuck? How do you like maroon? That's an ugly color. Maroon is a great color.'s very romantic it's very strong powerful it's pretty close to purple the color of royalty why are you just true because maroon just looks cooler most of the time yeah

yeah yeah this is just a circle picture i'm the outcast on this one my favorite my favorite color is uh mauve fuck off you pinch this shit bag what the fuck does that even mean mauve where's mauve i've never heard of mauve do you mean m-a-u-v-e isn't it e sorry yeah yeah does that you really pronounce that i thought i always thought it was mauve. Wait, what color is it? I've never heard of it. I've never heard of it. It's like a lavender color.

It's like a type of lavender color. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Mika, we get it, okay? Big smart man. You know everything.

Fuck off. Okay? Have we started yet, for real? Yeah. No. When did we start? It will have started at some point in this conversation so far. We cut it all out.

Wait, so can I delete all this? We're starting over. Well, because, I mean, we didn't even introduce the guest or anything. The new guest. It'll say it in the title. I mean, we didn't even introduce the guest or anything. The new guest. It'll say it in the title. I mean, is he really that important? He's very important. Can we please introduce him?

Fine. Fine. A panda is here with us. How are you? I'm terrible. No, I'm good. How are you? I'm okay.

Okay. You know, I've already been lambasted for my color of choice here. No, that color is very pretty. You called me pretentious. Because I've never heard the word. I've never heard the word. You called me pretentious for sharing my favorite color. I've never heard the word said out loud.

Come on. I said my favorite color is. Can I just say lavender? I said mauve. And then you just said fuck off. That's what I get for sharing my favorite color with my best buds.

I mean, come on. It's a little pretentious. I don't think there's anything wrong with saying mauve personally. Yeah, well Mika, you're also really pretentious. Ouch. Ouch? Yeah, ouch. Ouch yeah ouch ouch no ouch okay that makes more sense look okay i'm sorry okay your color is great i take it back thank you thank you i disagree okay well i mean

i don't want him back on the podcast. What? You're going to come to my house. What? You came to my house. I welcomed you in. And then you say, after I dig down inside my heart and really open up to everyone, my favorite color is mauve. You say, I don't like it. I don't like it.

Yeah, but why don't you like it? I just don't prefer it over other colors. What do you mean you don't prefer it over other colors? That doesn't make any sense. If you prefer something, it means... You guys are being dicks, man. I think it's fair for a panda to express

his disinterest in this color it is a mere opinion this is a circle jerk all you are just going against me i don't want to be on this podcast again okay i want you to be on the podcast to get a panda. Oh, shit. Just the punching bag for comedy. You guys know these Japanese beetles? You know about these? What kind of beetles? So they look just like ladybugs, but they're not ladybugs.

They're like ladybugs on steroids, right? That sounds pretty dope. No, it's not dope at all because ladybugs are very passive, happy creatures that fly around and just have a good time but these japanese beetles that just fly around all angrily they land on you they'll bite you they bite they bite these japanese beetles that's terrible so yeah i know and i've there's an infestation in my house they're everywhere you live in japan yeah i do hey that's pretty cool thanks man well no but really i'm scared as fuck of this japanese beetle it's gonna come and bite my eyes out fuck off what kind of pet would you like a panda

hmm you know i don't know is it a panda coming coming I don't know. Is it a panda? I'm coming. I'm coming. So, what kind of pet would you like? Is it a red panda? Yes, actually. Yes.

No, you can. You can get them in like... They're legal, I think. In America? What? I was talking to this person. They said they're legal i think in america yeah what i was talking to this person they said they're legal in new york so i'm moving to new york okay yeah so you are in fact american glad we got that out of the way okay well spruce goose would like to know does anyone have a have a useless useless talent? Can anyone here do things with their tongue?

And I don't mean that in a bad way, but can everyone here roll their tongue at least? Yeah. Yeah, I can. Wait, is that spitting count? I can do the clover. Oh, I can't. I don't know if I can do that. I can spit really far.

I don't really focus much on what I can... Wait, how far can you spit a panda? Never checked, but I remember walking to school and I could spit like two blocks. What? Two blocks? No, no, no. You mean two sidewalk blocks? Yeah, two sidewalk blocks.

Okay. I could spit over entire towns. Yeah. I was actually a spy in World War II. I just spit at airplanes. Down them. Two sidewalk blocks. I'm trying to think.

I guess that's kind of far. I don't know. I've never really tested. Speaking of airplanes, do you have a favorite airplane, a panda? Uh-oh. Oh, my God. Just the segues get worse and worse. Look, I'm just trying to make sure we're staying on topic, okay? By the end of it, we're just going to have to scream airplanes at the end,

and that's, like, the only way that we can. Yeah. Okay. Keep going. Panda. So, yeah, what's your favorite airplane? It's quite the mainstream, but JetBlue, because that's I flown. That's an airline you idiot. What the fuck no I don't know we're talking about airplanes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry like I know nothing 47

Then what are you doing here? Why would you agree to come on to a podcast about airplanes if you don't know anything about airplanes? Yeah, you idiot So you guys want to okay i don't know anything about planes well did i just hear something nope what was that so i mean you've got a lot to pick from um can we get a list personally I'm a big fan of the Airbus A380. It's the biggest commercial airliner. It's got two stories. It's a really big plane.

That's an awesome plane. Yeah. I like paper airplanes. They're pretty cool. Well. You go zoom. Okay. Put them in your hands.

Fly across the class. I'm a fan of, uh, I'm a fan of Raptor planes. I think they just look awesome. Wait, Mika, what was your useless talent? Oh,

um, um, I have opposable thumbs. I think, I think we all do. Yeah, we do. I meant, I think my left thumb is double jointed, but not my right. Okay, Schlatt, next question.

That's crazy. Poison Bang wants to know, what is your favorite music genre? He says he's a big fan of the 60s through 80s. I'm a normie my favorite band is nirvana is that a genre yeah it's like a indian music from like the 14th century um grew up on a lot of white stripes recently i've been listening to a band called Hop Along. They're pretty good. Chastity Belt. Oh.

Yeah, the name's not good on that one. But it's a good band. I think the guy that posed this question specifically wanted us to list 60s, 70s, 80s bands. Yeah, I don't have any. Well, I like The Cure and Tears for Fears for 80s uh for 70s i like the doors

i think people who were active in the 70s um pink floyd david bowie and super tramp are definitely pretty up there for me especially because that was a lot of the music that i grew up on my certainly my parents played a lot of the music that I grew up on. Certainly my parents played a lot of it. You guys might be a bit taken aback at what I'm about to tell you all, but... Oh, yeah, we're going to be so surprised by your big musical choice here. My favorite artist is Radiohead. What? Yeah.

Are you serious? No, I'm sorry. That? Yeah. Are you serious? No, I'm sorry. That's insane. Wow. These days, it's grounds to get demonetized at this point. It's just such a controversial opinion. I never would have guessed. Do you have any other favorite bands?

You know, I don't actually listen to any other music ever it's only kind of the only radio head it's kind of weird i can rank my i can rank their albums for you if you want before we rank the albums can i just quickly say like i think constantly listening to the same music over and over again is enough to like get put into a men's well I don't I think you don't know a thing about what you're talking about he means I may put into Mensa you mean actual right yeah yeah okay that's that's it that's what I meant well the best album is clearly okay computer no no no it's in rainbows no I disagree in rainbows is the best one i i

completely and fully disagree i think that's the third best album that's the only album i like from them okay computer for sure i don't actually i don't know any of the songs by name i think i've listened to it twice you're talking to a radio headmaster here what's the what's the main what's the lead singer's name tom york yeah tom york yeah he can die wow yeah you heard me take that back you can't say that about my favorite band that's really they're already dead i'm glad i'm glad motherfucker okay Computer is the only album that holds you. It grabs onto you for the whole 53 minutes. Wait, the only album in the world?

The only album. Because all the songs are perfect. They're all perfect. Okay, hold on. I don't think that's... It's the only album ever. It's the only album that's ever been made that has done that. You're right.

He's right. No, he's right. No other band has managed to make a full music album. Exactly. That's what I've been trying to say, and that's why I'm doing this series on it. And then, of course, you got Kid A, which is clearly the second best album. Is that the one with the weird face on it? No. That's Pablo Honey. clearly the second best album i don't know is that the one with the uh the weird face on it no that's oh that's pablo honey oh no wait no that's that's the bends that's the bends

okay pablo honey and the bends they're all right there are yeah they're more rock e i mean if you're a nirvana fan then it makes sense right like those two albums and then after okay computer they went into kid a which is more like electronic stuff it's it's a whole lot darker too it's a really sad album but i i'm in love with it what do you think so you're saying that you're a dark sad person well that's the kind of music radiohead makes and that's the kind of music i like i'm not saying i'm a dark person in general but what do you think about moon-shaped pool moon-shaped pool yeah and a panda have you listened to any radiohead i have not what is this kid doing here i listened to moon-shaped pool and

i thought it was okay i wasn't like super into it though i i enjoyed it i'm not gonna say it was their best work because clearly it's not i mean it doesn't grab you quite like okay computer does well nothing has ever done that before well exactly that's why i'm not comparing it to it so what kind of music are you into then a panda i don't know i usually just find a person and then I just listen to or binge them. Wait, don't you like rap music? Not really. Most of it's pretty bad,

but there's a few composers that are good. What about XXXTentacion? Oh, yeah. I love him. My favorite. Okay, well, there you go. Panda's favorite musical artist. Can you give us any names then? Of people you've been listening to recently? Kendrick Lamar.

Tyler, the creator. So rap. That's rap, right? That's rap music. It is rap music, but... No, I thought I'm just naming rappers that I listen to. No, just music that you listen to.

Oh, music. You guys know Crumb? No, actually. It's a really small band. Okay. Is there like one person in it? No, no. They only have like a thousand followers, but they're really good and underrated.

There's like four people. What kind of music do they make? I don't know. I don't know what... No, no. I don't know what it's like... The genre is called. I'm bad with genres and I'm bad with music, so...

What's his name? Azralich? Azralich? He wants to know... Oh, I know. Fuck. I hate that. My best friend.

He asks, how did we become friends? This is a decent story. I was probably two years ago at this point there's a nice little shit post called copy that and at the time i had probably 200 subscribers and yeah mika saw that video somehow because i guess he was into the meme culture i think i think he just kind of stuck around and then you know every now and then he'd leave a comment. And I had an extension on YouTube that would show the amount of subscribers next to your name.

And one day when he commented, I realized, whoa, he's got 3,000 subscribers now. That's not right. Whoa. Yeah, and then I clicked on his channel and i saw he was making overwatch videos and i didn't even play overwatch but there are very good videos and in that video in that copy that video uh it featured an airplane all right we're gonna cut that part um it's my turn to talk um anyways, I think what happened, how I met AstroZist was I followed him on Twitter.

Yeah, you had been following me on Twitter for a while, I think. Yeah. Because I had seen you around before for a while, but I had never really watched one of your videos. I just kind of saw your name a lot. And then Dana a very good artist drew some

images. Images? Enlighten us. My nostrils are flared. And then I think you followed me and then i said hey enjoy your videos and then we just kind of started talking then yeah then you kissed it was pretty natural um after seeing the image i was hooked i think i need to see this image now should we put it on the screen because i know exactly what this image now. Should we put it on the screen?

Because I know exactly what this image is. I don't know if it's appropriate. I don't know. But Dana actually has done art for the podcast. Yeah. Throw that on the screen. That was pretty good, yeah. Yeah, can we throw that on the screen?

Because she's a great artist. How did you kind of start talking to Astro and Schlatt here at here at panda um i guess i'll do schlatt because that one's a little less um i met schlatt through a discord but i've always seen him around youtube and then astro oh man um okay content i'm a copy there we go and then just make ways from there maybe through comments but then and then i think the main point was just through discord yeah probably through discord the most is how we started actually talking i don't know when i actually first noticed your stuff probably probably when you made the the video like me. Yeah, I hate that video. That's gone. How to ask for this one.

I don't know. There you go. I think that's all. With Schlatt, I met him through Discord as well. Not any more complex connections. I heard Mika was first introduced to a panda through one of his nice little

videos called Big Brother Ear Rape. The cult classic, yep. When's the third one coming up? That was Astro who showed me. That was Astro who showed you. That's my favorite of panda videos. Good first impression. Thanks, man.

I make sure to show everyone that video. Alright, well, the last question comes from Cineal who asks what are some of your guys' thanks man i make sure to show everyone that video all right well the the last question comes from sinial who asks what are some of your guys inspirations for making videos well i'd say what most inspires me uh like comedy wise would be like old saturday night live like 90s saturday night live uh it's particularly particularly the era i the best. I just like the really short sketches. As a kid, I always wanted to do sketches like that. So that's kind of my biggest inspiration that way. In terms of YouTube, I'd probably say like Dunkey or Critical just because they kind

of do what they want. And I respect that. Especially Critical. There's a huge variety with what he does. He just does whatever whatever he wants and that's how I like to do my videos just do whatever I feel like making that's what I would say anyone else no I think that was I think that's directed towards