Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #41

Episode Date: October 31, 2021

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Ooh, we're back from the dead, everybody! Ooh! Everybody, welcome back to Sleep Deprived Podcast episode 41. We decided, you know what, we're back. The scariest number. We all rose from the dead like Jesus on the third day after being nailed to that piece of wood at the top of the mountain by Pontius Pilate.

We were submerged in piss for decades, just like Piss Christ, the great art piece. Oh my God, wait, I know Piss Christ. They had me look at that in high school for like an art history course. Wait, what is that? I've never heard of that before. Some artist just like dumped a little,

I don't know what you call those, like little Christ, just things people hang on the wall of Christ. Yeah, it was just a little wooden statue with Jesus on it. And he put it in a mason jar and pissed in it and took a photo of it. And it was a really important art piece for some reason. Well, it made people really angry. Yeah.

A lot of people were really upset. He should have just filmed the Jackbox video zinger yeah but that shit was awesome he predicted the cum jar well i'm looking at pictures of piss christ now and i gotta say that the uh the the shade of the color of orange is actually very soothing that dude did not he did not drink anything for a while. This looks sick. This actually looks cool. Just crystal Pepsi.

If you think about it, the fact that he didn't drink anything to get that color is kind of symbolic of him not drinking the blood of Christ. Oh, wow. This would be the hardest album cover ever i was just thinking that too somebody needs to make this a song cover or something you know what else doesn't drink the blood of christ vampires ghouls ghosts yeah some ghosts might uh they can drink whatever they want man yeah but i mean like the blood if i were a ghost i would do it you would drink the blood of christ yes how why i want to be the first because i i want to be the first one to do it when you get sick no piss has many nutrients in it i thought you were talking about Jesus' blood

yeah we're talking about the blood of Christ oh I thought we were talking about the piss in the jar cause that shit I mean it's been like sitting in there for years it probably tastes great it's like wine ew what

it gets better with age that's a lot of piss if you think about it there's a lot of piss how do you okay he must have that piss must have been sitting there for a while that's many many rounds that's not just one that's a couple rounds of piss it's a little red too like honestly if i were, I would probably visit the doctor. He might be dead. No, he's alive. This is recent, man. No, it's from 1987.

Wait, really? What do you think recent means? Like within the past couple years? Really? Yeah, you think recent is 1987? When talking about art, when talking about art, 1987 is

not recent? That's a long time ago. We're all like four years old. That's in ancient times. Bite of 87, dude. The Bite of 87. 87. They should make it Come Christ. Yes!

Yes! Oh, that turned green. I'm oh that turned green i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it oh thanks it was that uh did you just sorry release bodily fluids towards me i see what maybe we'll watch this do it to someone else i don't i don't want you to do your house open uh i don't want to do it to him no he's being weird about it he's being weird oh come on i'm not weird okay fine ready oh yeah uh It's not as fun anymore. Guys, this is gross. Yeah, I think we're pushing a bit. We're pushing the boundaries a little too far. We might get put in a museum forever.

No, I was going to say, Mika, that's art. We have to push boundaries. Make people feel things. I got something. You want to feel something of mine? Oh, boy. What is it? It's a can of Dr. Pepper.

Zero sugar. Oh, zero, yeah. Yeah, I fucking love this shit. Oh, yeah. Drink that up. Dr. Pepper. You guys ever get that Dr. Pibb stare? No.

What the hell are you talking about? Well, sometimes you'll just walk up to people and they have that Dr. Pibb Stare? No. What the hell are you talking about? Well, sometimes you'll just walk up to people and they have that Dr. Pibb Stare. It's like the fluoride stairs cousin. Yeah. You have to hate yourself to drink Dr. Pibb. Is it Dr. Pibb or what's it called? It's Dr. Pibb, yeah. Dr. Pibb?

Or is it Mr. Pibb? Wait, maybe it's, yeah, I don't know. I think it's probably, uh, it's probably, uh, Dr. Mr. Pibb. But where's Mrs. Pibb's probably Dr. Mr. Pibb. Where's Mrs. Pibb? Mr. Dr. Professor Pibb. Professor Pibbles. I feel like... Pibbsworth.

Pibbsworth. Pibbington. So, guys. Halloween is coming up. It's probably already happened. No. It's happening right now. It's airing on Halloween.

It's happening right now as we speak. Halloween is today. Halloween is today. Let's all talk about what's the weirdest weapon you found in a piece ofeen candy that our parents would always warn us about remember there'd be like you'd you'd razor blades in the milky way putting fucking razor blades in the snickers and little spikes who the fuck ever did that bro that happened once and the kid was too stupid to realize oh this why doesn't the snicker bars have a wrapper on it so dumb bro not only that but like when they say they're going to put drugs in kids' candy,

that's such a waste of drugs. Who's going to do it? Drugs are expensive. Who's going to give away the drugs, bro? That sounds good to me. No, I kind of feel that. I want drugs in my candy. Yeah, I want to get kids high.

I want to give away all the drugs I bought. No, they don't even know if they get high. What if they just threw away the candy? You just wasted like a grand on fucking... You won't know if it's weed or a sugar rush anyway true yeah i because i feel like you know all the candy um that people get to give out the candy goes through rigorous candy inspections at the candy facility where they make the candy let me know if i'm talking sense right now can we get a source on that

the data is in well okay what i'm saying is basically before an adult can give out a piece of candy on halloween they have to get a license well the candy has to be licensed it has to be a certificate well no the candy is not a certificate but the candy has to be licensed it has to be a certificate well no the candy is not a certificate but the candy has a certificate to a corresponding candy manufacturer that they produced at the candy plant this is the future liberals want mika i don't like that what is the worst candy you've ever gotten on Halloween? I hate those Milk Dud shits. Yeah, those suck.

Are you serious? I think they're alright. Are you serious? No. They're alright. You can't swallow them. They're terrible. They get stuck in your teeth. Like, it's just objectively not a fun candy to eat.

I don't know what the hype around them is. I kind of like the Dud, though. Dud? Sup, Dud? Sup, dud? Sup, dud? Fucking XQC. Dud! Dud! Dud! Dud! So we got somebody

milked, dud? Oh my god. French people, right? He's French? Can't deal, bro. Yeah, he speaks his own language at this point why is he called that why is he called xqc x-ray uh queef cow that's not what it stands for dude like that no i think wait where's mrs pibb that's all i'm saying where's mrs where's mrs beast Where's Mrs. Beast? Not again.

Guys, so me and Astro, we were streaming with Nopify, his ghost, since he's dead now. And we brought up the interesting point about how there's Mr. Beast, but if he had like a wife or a girlfriend, would it be called Mrs. Beast? Yeah, well, his brother's channel is called Mr. Bro. Yeah, Mr. Bro. Wait, really? Mr. Bro. It's the worst name ever. Yeah, and his channel description is like, I'm Mr. Beast's brother, so I'm calling this channel Mr. Bro.

And that's the whole description. We need like Papa Beast, Mama Beast. Once he has kids, all the babies can have channels. Baby Beast. Yeah, Baby Beast. Okay, dude, you know what the worst kind of candy is? I'll tell you what the worst kind of candy is. I'll tell you what the worst kind of candy is.

I'll tell you what the worst kind of candy is. I'll tell you what the worst kind of candy is. I'll tell you what the worst kind of candy is. I'll tell you what the worst kind of candy is. I'll tell you what the worst kind of candy is. I'll tell you what the worst kind of candy is. I'll tell you all the baby beasts can have channels. Yeah, Baby Beast. Okay, dude. You know what the worst kind of candy is? I'll tell you what the best kind of candy is. Reese's Pieces. Sorry, no. Reese's Cups. Those are the best. I prefer Reese's Pieces.

You had it right the first time. Nah, dude. That's E.T. shit. That's E.T. shit. I don't fuck with that. Only aliens eat that. You're an alien. You're an alien, bro. Why don't you dress up as an alien?

Okay, dude, you want to call me an alien? I'm not... Dude, dude, okay. Okay, dude. That was not very buggers hey what's it okay this might be an unpopular opinion but i actually really love when people give you the uh the unnamed unbranded like chocolate eyeballs what chocolate eyeballs? What are you talking about? They just come wrapped in tinfoil.

Oh, are you talking about just circles? Like spheres? Like chocolate spheres? Yeah, but for Halloween, they look like eyeballs. Like the tinfoil is an eyeball. No. I don't know what this is about. I know what he's talking about. Like these little guys.

Yeah, exactly. Moist, can you put a picture on the screen? Moist, don't put that on the screen. They're not that great. I don't know why you... I don't really like them that much. It's just like crappy chocolate. Yeah, that's almost like the fucking coins you get at Christmas. Oh my god.

Okay, dude. Oh, hey everybody. Look, it's Crazy Slick. Crazy Slick's here. Hey guys. Hey Crazy Slick. Hey Crazy Slick. Crazy Slick's here. Hey, guys. Hey, Crazy Slick. Hey, Crazy Slick. We just delivered some sandwiches.

Hey, Pickle Rick. Hey, Pickle Rick. Hey, guys. Thank you. My name is Slick. I'm Pickle Rick. Bye, Pickle Rick. See you later, Pickle Rick.

Thank you for the food. You're welcome. I bought it for you because I'm a millionaire. Thank you. Must be nice. Love Pickle Rick. I bought it for you because I'm a millionaire. Thank you. Must be nice. Love Pickle Rick. No, it's actually not nice. Every day I just think about accumulating more money.

You're cursed. That's all I can think about. Do you have enough money to be affected by this proposed new billionaire's tax that would affect the top 100 people? What a topic. Yes. Here's the thing. I have a million dollars. Really? I can buy anything under a million dollars.

Can you buy the factory that produces Milk Duds and rebrand them? No. But tootsie roll is it's like an independent company you guys know that usually usually it's like okay well this is owned by mars or whatever you know there's a couple big players in the candy business tootsie roll independent bro there's just a factory in like new jersey that's just been shitting them out for decades that's why they fucking suck so much yeah wow dude no they stuck to their guns dude i hate it i hate tootsie rolls i seriously it's just a waste of time it's just a filler you gotta respect it though i kind of like them yeah i respect that shit though they they've been independent you

know how they they're independent and they still wind up in those like snack pack mixes that's pretty good it costs nothing to make you just fill it up it's easy money exactly and i hate it no you're just not eating them right you just want six companies to control the world wait how am i supposed to eat them well how do you eat them i feel like it's pretty self-explanatory what do you ask clearly i don't get it because i mean you just laid down that comment that epic own that i'm not eating okay well rest of the class grow up dude grow up explain it okay it's called it it okay It's called a tootsie roll right? Did you just say you mean like farting no no you you boil them it's like soup stock What's that to do with tootsie? Why'd you say tootsie?

That's what it's called. It's a Tootsie roll, right? No, no, no, no. It's Tootsie. Tootsie. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Tootsie. You're saying Tootsie like flatulence. On purpose.

No. Say it again. Tootsie. You're not. It's Tootsie. It's Tootsie. It's Tootsie. How do you say Reese's Pieces?

Oh, no. Reese's Pieces? Oh no. Reese's Pieces? Oh my god. That's my Zodiac sign. Honestly, at least you didn't say Reese's. Yeah, that would have been worse. I would have said that. Oh, that sounds kind of funny.

I'm going to start saying that now. Reese's Puffs? I hate you. That's what they say in the commercial. No, like Reese's Pieces. Yeah. Reese's Pieces. There are people that say that, and honestly, all of them need to be thrown into a ditch

and then have the hole filled up with cement. With Tootsie Rolls. Same thing. Same thing as dirt pretty sure tootsie rolls and cement share the same active ingredients probably

but tootsie rolls are so versatile they can be cement you can use them to build houses stop saying tootsie roll bro we know you don't say it like that soup stock you're out of your goddamn mind. Noodles.

They should make Lincoln Log versions. You know the long ones? Isn't a Lincoln Log what you call massively long shit? No, you know what Lincoln Logs are? Pieces of wood that you can make houses out of. You know those, right? Does nobody here know what Lincoln Logs are?

No, I know what you're talking about. And they're made out of Tootsie Rolls. Yeah, they should do that. I'm going to fill an M9 handgun with Tootsie Rolls as bullets and shoot you in the head. I had Lincoln Logs as a kid. Lincoln Logs were dope.

They were. I like Lincoln Logs. I hate them. I like them too. They look too much like Tootsie Rolls. No, I like the aesthetic. Cute. Do you guys have any ghost stories? Kind of.

What's your ghost story? My dad had this really terrible painting of Kenny Rogers, the country singer, and he would keep it at the bottom of the stairs of the basement. And so when I would get home from school, I would open it and it would scare me because it was at the bottom. It was dark down there and I thought it was haunted. That's my story. Thanks, guys. that's my story thanks guys Astro I'm purposely being quiet to make you feel comfortable uh

Vika ever seen a ghost? like with Patrick Swayze? yeah it doesn't feel good does it? got him wait what? Yeah, it doesn't feel good, does it? Got him. Wait, what? I didn't know what happened. I didn't get it. Yah!

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That's what I heard every day out of that goddamn painting. For 19 years. Yeah, idiot! Echoing from the basement of the Kenny Rogers painting. Favorite Angry Bird. Go. That one. Red?

Yep. Shoot, wait. I need to take a look at that. I like the yellow one. I was getting a boomerang. What about the black one? Anthony Padilla played the boomerang in the movie. What?

That's so funny. Really? What the fuck? Yeah. Good for him. That's crazy. But the boomerang sucks in the original game just fucking sucked I hated that thing gotta say

I think I like the black angry bird bomb yeah the bomb they straight up called them bomb in the movie his name was bomb cool name bomb it was red what was the fucking yellow ones name it it's a cool name bomb it was red uh what was the fucking yellow one's name

it was like a it was like a regular name the yellow one had a regular name i think it's chuck chuck yeah red fuck and bomb imagine like you just you're named after what you do it's like medieval fucking time it's like it's like john farmer like hey farmer john bomb yeah but i think you just accidentally released the nuclear launch codes of the the secret phrase that releases the nuclear bombs red chuck bomb red chuck bomb what was that about jon tron sorry yeah what the hell panda okay so there was some drama that went on about jon tron and basically here's what happened he opened his mom's attic and all of a sudden five green gooblers came out and started dancing around him and then he was taken away but the only thing the officers could find when they went to his house was a shirt

that said you'll never find me again what the fuck is a goobler that's what comes out of Hillary Clinton's mouth. Dude, that's what it is. That's how they spawn. They spawn out of her mouth and then they get sentient. The globule comes out and then it evolves like Pokemon. Yeah, it evolves. Globule. So, JonTron's like in an attic or something?

Yeah, he's locked in an attic and he needs your help. Wait, I thought the gooblers were locked in the attic. No, the gooblers are what locked him there. The gooblers are wearing little hats. They're like tiny little tinfoil hats. They have forks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're protecting him.

They're keeping him there. You guys have to save him. Did you just say bleeblorgs? You don't know about the bleeblors dude dude i'm not talking about bleeblorbs meblings who what get the fuck out of here with this bullshit it's wrong i can't say bleeblings in 2021 dude i'll say whoever the fuck i want to say i can't say that anymore bleebling bleebling glub-glurb are you talking about glob-glurb or bleeblobs glickmuck glickmuck all right what is wrong with you glickmuck hey

Mika yes you such a glickmuck! Hey, Mika! Yes? You're such a Glickmuck. Whoa! What the heck, dude? You're a Glickmucker. I'm gonna Glickmuck your mom. I'm gonna... Muck Bay. Okay. Okay, I can get behind glee blorg I can get behind

glore blog I can get behind bleebling but muckbang are you serious dude are you seriously trying to like fool us right now bling bling boy imagine if bling bling boy was called bling bling bro they actually named the dog dookie bro wait what dog is this

i'm johnny test dookie i'm johnny tron pretty shitty name johnny tron pretty shitty name, right? Johnny Tron! Oh, man. I want to see an edit of that. Can you guys tweet at Sleep to Pray Podcast an edit of JonTron, but it's Johnny Test? Yeah, please.

Where's the Johnny Test movie? That's all I'm saying. That's Mika's bit Oh wait Okay actually I'm so sorry to disappoint you But I might have Uninstalled that soundboard Thing to make room for Cookie Run What? You fucker

Cookie Run? Aw man You glick mucking son of a We lost another one Glubule? Gluk you man gluk you Fucker cookie run. Oh man click mucking son. We lost another one gluteal Why do you you man glute you? Okay, look, I'm sorry. I feel awful. Let me make this situation right again, okay? Thank you want to fuck one of the cookies don't you everybody wants to fuck that one cookie? Well, I know that you know the gilf cookie surely you should post it

What cookie are you talking about? I have the Gilf cookie? Shirley must know. The Gilf- post it. What cookie are you talking about? Gilf cookie? Glucki. Glucki. Glucki, Glucki! The Glucki. You wanna fuck this cookie. Put that on the screen. This little guy. What the hell? That's definitely a dude. You wanna fuck that?

He's a Gilf, he's a- he's a Gookie. Um, I've never seen this cookie before, so... He's a Gookf. He's a gookie. I've never seen this cookie before. He's a gookie? You got a sense of that. Can you describe the cookie you just posted for our audio listeners? I'm sick of describing things to the audio listeners. Yeah, fuck the audio listeners.

Watch the video. We don't get money through the audio. Watch the YouTube video. Okay, as if anyone listens to a podcast and watches the video and doesn't tab out and play games or do chores or something. Get real, dudes.

Duds. Get real. You bring up a compelling point, Mika. Honestly, this is not Puggers at all. Okay, get real duds right now. Okay? Dude. That fucking pussy. real duds right now okay did you eat a cookie that had a bunch of jizz on it all right let's be honest guys let's now we're getting honest real finally we're being real guys let's be real how many of us i mean we've all played soggy biscuit

right we've all played yes yes mika have you played mika you've played soggy biscuit rightiscuit right Have you played Soggy Biscuit The game where everybody stands in a circle Around a biscuit and they all jerk off Onto it and then whoever comes last Plays You've played that right Mika I mean I've Played it Panda just admitted to it

Astrid just admitted to it I think it's more common than you think And I don't think it's I don't think it'd be like such a crazy thing For you to admit to it every day common than you think and i don't think it's i don't think it'd be like such a crazy thing for you to admit to it because i just say i know it's not i i've read the dms okay what dm mika you played it right i'm just trying to get you to come out of Come, you know, my show. What is this gif? What is this gif? Oh god, dude.

Did you try not acknowledging it at all? Well, when you posted the gif, that's why I laughed laughed because it's a very hyper realistic face on a body it actually kind of freaks me out oh my god why does it look like xqc dude because keemstar retired it's uh that was a good segue wait wait we didn't finish uh we didn't finish schlatt's bit oh sorry i bet yeah about about the game dude not a bit dude it's a real life you actually all played it I lost once

because I have erectile dysfunction oh well I'm sorry that happened to you lick each individual finger we're done here sorry that's how Drake eats his food Lick each individual finger. We're done here. Sorry, what?

That's how Drake eats his food. Wait, who? Drake. I thought you said Dream. He probably does that too. Dream always loses on purpose. Nah, I think... I think... I think Sep...

Never mind. nah I think I think I think nevermind I actually have a haunted story to tell you in the spirit of Halloween oh sure let's hear it okay and this isn't even a joke this actually happened to me okay so I I uh was you know out and about uh a few years ago

with a friend you know we were just talking hanging out eating tootsie rolls you know as uh friends do and there was it was like on a farm sort of and there was like this really old abandoned creepy house but you know they they left it because for historic value i guess and then we were kind of like huh seems pretty cool it's you know the spooky season might as well go up to it and then so in the front of the uh weird creepy old house there was like a circle of tree stumps and there was uh like burnt ashes and remains in the middle of the tree stumps of just like weird things and then we were like okay this is kind of creepy so we walked around back to try to leave and then we heard a giant thud from the house like the vine thud no like like something falling over like a table falling over but like the house was empty a goat the guy who lived there was so

unhappy that you came onto his property that he flipped the table get real bro no that actually happened get real no get real you're making that up you're making that up i'm just saying what if ghosts think about that i have a really spooky story okay go on one time i met this guy who knew this guy who knew this, I met this guy who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin. What?

No way! Oh my god, I have chills. I have chills. Oh my god. That was really scary compared to yours, Mika. Which is so tame. Which is so tame in comparison. I have a scary story. Terrifying.

Okay, Panda. So, it goes like this. Woo! You won't sub with me on Twitch.tv slash a panda. Woo! It scares everyone oh man i'll tell you what i'm really scared about though getting visited by the hash slinging slasher who was that you haven't heard about the hash-slinging slasher? Nope, no. Let me tell you about that. Mika, who is it?

Let me tell you about the hash-slinging slasher. Legend has it. Legend has it. I'm a fucking loser, Mika. What? I could beat his ass. He was the former fry cook who worked at the sleep-deprived crab.

At the sleep... At the sleep-deprived bakery. At the sleep-deprived bakery that we stole from Slimesicle's family. And he was really clumsy. And one night, he accidentally severed one of his hands

while cutting a cookie. So he replaced his hand with a rusty whisk. Whisk. Poking. Is that it? No, that's it. You know what? You did good, Astro. That was scary.

You did good too, Mika. Thanks. Anyways, that's the last thing I would want to happen right now. It's your broken experience. Kill Fuck Mary. Dairy Queen. Burger King, or the Pringle Guy? Kill the Pringle Guy.

Why? Because they fucked him up already. Just put him out of his misery, dude. That's so mean. I know. What if he likes where he's at? He shouldn't. Yeah, bury him in Tootsie Rolls.

Bury him in Tootsie Rolls. Bury him in Tootsie Rolls. Stop saying it like that. No, I'm done. I'd fuck Dairy Queen. She'd probably go, All right, if that last part isn't bad enough, then this is where it's really in.

Baba Booey. Baba Boo in. Baba Booey. Baba Booey. Baba Booey.