Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #43 ft. ConnorEatsPants

Episode Date: November 21, 2021

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But no, we weren't kidding. We do need an angle of your feet and a 360 degree angle of your body so that we can 3D scan you. Yeah, and one from beneath as well, like from underneath. No clothes on. So you can see like a look up.

No, I got that ready. You do? Okay, we'll just put it on screen as you talk. You are now viewing a 3D model of Connor Eats P eats pants you really feel like you're part of the podcast with this you can touch them we'll put out a sense we'll put out a sense you can smell you can poke them don't get too handy movie experience hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 43. Look who's here, it's Connor Eats Pants.

Hey guys, I'm Connor Eats Pants. What's up Connor? Hi Connor. I'm good. Hi Connor. Hi guys. Hi. Can we, can you do a little icebreaker, like tell us a little bit about yourself? Um, I got a cough.

Me too. Yep. Yes. Oh my Yep. Yes. Oh, my God, dude. My name is Connor. No. What? What?

Wait, I didn't know that about you. Yeah, I played Minecraft with Jay Shlatt. What? Mike, what's that? What? Yeah, we played Minecraft together. Yeah, I remember that. We love Minecraft on this podcast.

We love it. Yeah, and then from there, it's all been like a steady downhill, and here we are, Sleep Deprived Podcast. Yep, the bottom of the barrel. The last stop. We're so glad you're here, Connor. I'm glad to be here. We prepared some questions uh we all got

together before the start of the podcast and we decided to ask you a couple of questions if that's okay vigorous peer review can i go first yeah okay connor are you more of a soaker or a pumper um wait that was not part of the focus group what what no i wrote that one down oh he wrote that one remember do i need do i need to answer that one it's really important how many skips do i get you can pass this one no he can pass you can't skip this one you can't pass this one but the next they get worse and worse oh so you better be you better you're better off answering it so are you a soaker or a pumper um we'll go with pumper for the sake of discussion oh wow are you sure about that oh man okay it's not something i consciously think about too much i'd really need more time

to give you a more in-depth answer no we can go with pumper that works that's that's fine god doesn't like that answer but i mean hey that's a little sinful okay no i understand that yeah no i found out about soaking a little bit ago what is soaking i've never heard of that you even heard of soaking no there's someone else when i give an in-depth explanation so no wait no what let connor explain it okay yeah from what i understand it's like the mormon practice of like having sex without losing your virginity yeah the idea is if you if you're not thrusting at all it doesn't count yeah and i personally disagree with with that because i think like insertion is definitely virginity loss however they argue

that if you just insert and sit there and soak as it's called it doesn't count yeah you based now pumping though pumping is where i mean i mean when you're pumping that's that's virginity gone that's your sex you're just having having sex. Okay, thank you. Yeah. So you're a pumper? I won't be seeing the gates of heaven. Damn. Jeez, dude.

Yeah. All right, next question. You just got to let it marinate. Yeah, Mika, what's your next question, man? Yeah, my question is, have you ever been pantsed? You can't answer that. We need a lawyer. That's a fair question.

I actually don't think so. I don't think I was ever pantsed in school. I went to a pretty conservative Christian school to where if that happened, you would be called out and be like, wow. It'd be more than just you pantsed a kid. You are also going to hell. like if you like didn't soak jeez yeah oh man that's pretty metal i got pants once what wait what happened yeah it was in elementary school and i was just chilling beside the basketball hoops you know hanging out with my friends, walking. And then behind me, this guy comes up and he just literally grabs onto the legs of my pants and yoinks them down.

And there I am standing in my in my jimmies, as it were. That's like got to be pretty traumatizing, right? You were on this book. Yeah, I get flashbacks, you know, every time i'm uh in the area sometimes i will just completely seize up and stop walking oh man that's tough didn't the pants no joke no i think panting is pretty like messed up which is why i'm surprised well it's i'm not surprised i'm happy that you're actually eating pants because if none of us have, then none of us can get pants. Yeah, well, I don't think...

When I say I eat pants, I never really consider it like eating somebody else's pants while they're wearing them. It's never the way I really envisioned it. Or so just the act of eating pants that... So you kind of like sneak in, like in the middle of the night, eat them while they're not looking? I'm not stealing any pants. There's no pants that are being taken or okay or eaten of someone else's right so it's exclusive exclusively your pants right that's the way you buy them first yeah is it get expensive because i mean pants are pretty pricey uh pants can be expensive yeah but here's the here's the real

twist that i'll give this slate deprived podcast so i don't even actually eat pants it's literally not even what what no oh my god thing actually it's just oh my god oh my i'm never eating a pair of pants in my life you are a fucking liar man we got a change of that you're a demon i'm just i'm gonna get the ball rolling here. Just trying to stir up some stuff on this podcast. I figured I'd admit to it. Dude. I can't believe that. So I had this question about if you preferred Levi's or Jack and Jones, but I... Dude, who the fuck would prefer Jack and Jones? You are so dumb. What is Jack and Jones?

Well, I don't know. I've never even heard of that. Maybe it has flavor. I don't know. Get the hell out of here, bro. Jack and Jones? I don't know. I've never even heard of that. Maybe it has flavor. I don't know. Get the hell out of here, bro. Jack and Jones? I've never worn that in my life. What the fuck is Jack and Jones, bro?

Obviously, he eats Levi's. You guys don't have a pair of Jack and jeans? Jack and jeans? Hey, it's the jeans you jack in. You're soaking them. Oh, Jack and jeans, yeah. it's the jeans you jack in. You soak in them. Oh, jack and jeans. Yeah. I know about that.

I got this underwear that has a pouch for the balls. Go on. A pouch for the balls. Yeah. Yeah, Wilmef told me about them. Wow. They're really comfy. Wait, what's it called?

I might actually. I can't. We can't talk about it because our sponsor of the podcast, actually, I guess they're not sponsoring this one. So can you talk about it? Surely you can, yeah. All right. I'll talk about it very quietly. It's called Saks.

Like sex, but Saks. Oh, my. With two Xs. They got this ballpark technology. You slip your balls in. Slip those tiny little balls in. Why are you doing ASMR?

They make noise as it goes in. Both of them. Is that the noise they make? Yeah, when you put them in. One at a time. You like that yeah no this i'm looking at the website right now yeah they're good they're really good favorite underwear ever probably every single podcast we've recorded for the past two months so panda has sounded like the

fucking t100 terminator it's like we can't even conversate with him we haven't been conversating with him for months because he just it's unintelligible but we we also don't tell him yeah we're all too awkward to say anything until 30 minutes into the podcast dude can you hear me now yeah that's better

you guys are fucking assholes it's funny it happens every fucking podcast I'm so sick of it someone needs to update your inhibitor chip dude This is bullying You gotta get new drivers Well do you have a question

Oh I have a question Connor So if you're faced with kicking a little child Or a goblin A purple goblin what would you do Purple goblin easy I don't trust goblins Wait what no you kicked a child What no explain kick the child

What no explain because the purple God was cool? No, no, no the purple Goblin. Yeah, yes, it's a nice trucker. I have way too much faith in goblins No, he has air. He has an air vent trucker hat And he says I love my mom on the hat. He has a tattoo of Gilbert Godfrey on his arm. And you would kick him. Goblins would like Gilbert Godfrey. I actually believe that. I would believe that, yeah. Gilbert Godfrey is a goblin.

This is what comes up when you search purple goblin. Just this guy. Yeah. Let's put that on screen. He's cool. That's cool. What do you get for not kicking the purple goblin you get to soak with him okay i get to soak with him who's doing the soaking

and who's doing the basting the goblin who's being marinated wait isn't there's another aspect of soaking that wasn't discussed which is like there needs to be a third party right if i recall right jumping jumping on the bed up and down wait are you serious yeah so that that allows you to go up and down without you doing it shut the fuck up that's so stupid no there's there's i've seen videos i've seen videos of people in bunk beds. They're soaking up top, and then the person on the bottom is like with their legs up to the upper mattress, like kicking it. So fucking weird. It wants to be the jumper.

Just fuck. Everybody's getting involved. You're going to go to that length to not make it look like you're fucking? Are they fooling God? They're not fooling God. God can see right through that shit. You think God is like, oh, well. That'd be a crazy blind spot for God.

God is just like, oh, this is a crazy coincidence. What's happening over there? God's my best. He likes it. Yeah, the only time he can see it is when he puts on his special sunglasses. It's like colorblind sunglasses. Exactly. Yeah.

So, Connor, I have a question now. Okay. Do you think happiness is out of reach? I don't know. You know, potentially. It definitely feels that way sometimes, you know? Yeah. Okay, mood.

I think it is. Why do you say that? I don't know. The world is sad and tough, but you know what? It's things like soaking that bring me back to baseline, and I remember, you know what? There's still new things to be discovered on this planet. Snap back to reality. So true so true well i mean if there goes gravity during

soaking that's a wild time okay wait a minute soaking without gravity would be kind of crazy soaking in space fun sis space soaking that's what that's what musk is doing yeah he's shooting a bunch of mormons up to space on Falcon Heavy. And then over the loudspeaker he goes commence soaking. In his little funny little accent. He does a

weird little accent. Yeah, what the fuck is his accent? He's like, it's not even real. Dude, inflation 420 has gone up by 69 he's the funniest fucking guy ever remember when he tweeted that he thought bernie sanders was yeah that was funny this guy's crazy wait what was the tweet so bernie made a tweet that was like the billionaires have to pay their fair share, you know, like some classic Bernie shit. And then Elon responds to him

publicly and says, I forgot you were still alive. Ouch. That's pretty brutal. Did Bernie ever reply or did he just ghost him? I think he turned into a pile of dust right then and there. See, Bernie's not doing it right, dude.

He's got to clap back. Yes, he does. He's got to pull one of those AOCs. He's got to have a high engagement tweet. I feel like he could just easily reply like, oh, yeah, but I haven't forgot you said COVID would be like no big deal. I don't remember him saying that. It's true. It's true.

Elon, he tweeted out, like, during the start of COVID, he's like, oh, yeah. Yeah, he's like, it's not going to be a big issue, guys. Let's keep it back. He was right, yo. What? Yeah, Elon, what a genius I wish he was right

politicians need to reply to each other on Twitter more remember this one I just remember this one I think it doesn't work anymore because Trump's Twitter got deleted so it's just a gif by itself

but and then she just tweeted the Mean Girls GIF. It was obviously just like her intern, but it was super weird. The Mean Girls GIF that's like, why are you so obsessed with me? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, politicians have to be on Twitter, and it has to be them. I know for a fact that's Ted Cruz's phone.

He's the one who's liking that porn. He's the one tweeting about the Zodiac Killer. I think he's got his finger on the pulse. He retweeted me. He did. Wait, Ted Cruz retweeted you? What was the tweet?

I think it was me screenshotting him liking he liked one of my replies to him yeah and then i retweeted something about it and he just retweeted that like randomly i didn't even tag him like he went and found it i was like that's weird and so then i changed my twitter name to like retweet my tweets if you like boys and then he tweeted it you guys remember this youtube tweet this youtube reply can you describe it for our audio listeners so someone's complaining about youtube and then youtube replies and yet you follow us jesus christ that was alpha as fuck that was crazy alpha connor i have a question Connor okay okay

what do you think about YouTube removing the dislikes being visible I think that it's really stupid I think it's I think well I don't think it's stupid from their point of view because they're probably like bending like corporations and companies that want them to do it I think it's dumb that

they even have to portray it like it's for creators oh it's 100% they even have to portray it like it's for creators oh it's it's 100 not because we still see it yeah they were like we protect creators mental health and like coordinated attacks it's like you can still see the dislikes in the dashboard all that it does is like the next time call of duty announces a shitty futuristic game you're not going to see the dislike bar true and creators are still going to get that fucking ranking system. Hey, looks like your career is over and in the shitter because no one wants to watch this one. Sorry, dude. Like, imagine you spent like 60 hours super excited about a video that you're about to drop.

And then you're like, boy, I can't wait to see how it does tomorrow. And then you wake up and it's like everyone freaking hated your video i'm you suck video sucks i mean given the option would you want it not to be there at all yes 100 percent in a hard rather i'd rather i have to figure out that my video is not doing well then the site being like here's the let me throw this in the in your face this is the first thing you see when you log on for the day oh it's the worst video you've ever uploaded congrats and then it's like yeah you can change your title or thumbnail that might help but also it probably won't I have a another question for you

Connor yes what are pants and are you pants Connor are you pants I'm not pants no and the pants are like you wear them on like your legs and like their pants man I don't know what that I don't know how to keep your legs warm man I don't know what really is a pant here's my problem right is I get these questions a lot

from people like some dude will come into like my twitch chat right and they'll be like why do you eat pants but you want to eat my pants? And there's just no funny reply. There's no funny joke I can say. I can be like, yeah, I'll eat your pants. Or I don't know. There's nothing. There's no.

This is what you signed up for, though, when you made that your fucking username, you dope. Yeah, I mean, I didn't really think of it like that, I guess. You walked into a world of hurt. It was just meant to be like, oh, that's easy to remember i only did it because i like carly i have a question connor wait what yeah it was connor connor yeah well this is real this is serious what are pants and uh it was uh they tell the teacher mr Mr. Howard, that he eats pants. Yeah. It's that episode where they do the show from detention, right? Yeah.

That's like one of the first episodes by Carly. It's a classic. It's a great fucking episode. Fucking dippity-doo. Remember that shit? Oh, dude, yeah. We should reenact it right now. Gibby!

Script pulled up. Who wrote this? Who wrote this lie? Who wrote this? Who wrote this lie? What's the principal's name? Superintendent Gorman, according to Wikipedia. Oh, yes, Superintendent Gorman. It sounds like the Batman guy.

Oh, no. I said he was sleek stylish cool remember like weak spineless fool and then he shows up so true bestie I'd soak him I'd pump with him who's gonna be jumping on the bed gibby

that'd be a fucking earthquake session right there you'd nut so hard bro we could get gibby on this podcast he has a youtube channel does he act could we actually like mia for a while though yeah he went missing after uh after the iCarly reboot. He went missing? Seriously? They tried to kill him. He said he won't go on it. And they're like, yeah, you won't go on anything now.

What? CIA guy. That's really depressing. Yeah, but he does have a YouTube channel, Meek. It's called Sad World. What? Mm-hmm. Is he depressed now?

Yeah. I think every child star gets depressed. I think every famous person gets depressed. I think everyone gets depressed. Dude. I think humans get depressed. We are prone to depression. I think I'm depressed. Anyone depressed?

Yeah. I'm definitely depressed. Anyone depressed? Yeah. Yeah, definitely. I'm definitely depressed. So does it get better, Connor? And how can it get better? I'll let you know when it does. Oh, okay. I heard we're getting more snow, man.

We are? Yeah. One of the people said that the polar vortex is coming back to Texas. The polar vortex is coming back. Yeah, we're getting more snow, apparently. Did they fix the electrical grid last time? No, they didn't. You think they fixed shit?

Probably not. Better collect some firewood. No, bro. Let's just go to Cancun. It's warm over there. If it actually snows again, we should literally go to Cancun. It's warm over there. If it actually, if it snows again, we should literally go to Cancun. It's a joke. Like, jump on a plane straight to Cancun and be like, invite Ted.

He'd see the tweet, too. Yeah. I mean, we know he's browsing. He is. What else is he going to do? Fucking shovel the snow? No, fuck that. Yeah, but he couldn't come anymore because the Zodiac Killer died, right?

Oh, true. And he's infertile. They did find that Killer died right and he's infertile they did find that guy huh he's infertile what he is he had two kids though right he ran out ran out of shots yeah

it happens sometimes you don't have enough nitro to call in a resupply What? No you're right on that Like the need for speed Nitrous boost No bro That shit you find in caves

What? You gotta dig it out so true you need 80 of it you need 80 that died I don't think we'll do that anymore I don't either I still do it I see I'm keeping it alive word spam like letter spam though

that'll never die yeah letter spam is a classic I like a like letter spam though. That'll never die. Yeah, letter spam is a classic. I like a good letter spam. So Connor, which testicle are we going to chop off today? I didn't know that that was happening. I was uninformed.

It's a historical thing. Every time we have a guest, we just chop off one of their nuts. Okay. It's a historical thing. Every time we have a guest, we just chop off one of their nuts. Okay. Sorry. It's very funny. The chainsaw we got today. Oh, look at this.

Anyway. What the fuck is that um can you describe what you just put for our audio listeners replace language shotgun it's a it's a tweet that says replace alcohol with water replace netflix with podcasts replace influencers with water replace netflix with podcasts replace influencers with creators replace overthinking with actions replace toxic friends with mentors and on and on and then it's a screenshot of the woman from planet terror who has a shotgun for her leg and it says replace legless shotgun we should replace capitalism with swag yes space dude hard agree i've been saying that shit oh my god i thought we needed to replace capitalism a while ago but what to replace it with i mean that's the big question right because socialism and communism is just

pure evil yeah so we need something better. And I think swag is it. Swag or YOLO swag. What if we just came with a new ideology and called it swag? Yes. Like, why are there only two? Like, there's got to be more ideas, right? The Pope is like, all right.

This is going to rename theocracy to swag. Swag. Is it an acronym for anything, or is it literally just SWAG? Soaking with a girl. Yes. So it's based on Mormon. Soaking with a Gibby. Super.

Gibby. Super soaker. Super soakers. Yes, dude. Yes. You guys ever have the the nerf like water guns yes it was crazy you know like today they make like crazy ones oh yeah nerf got nerf got insane bro we had some of those guns yeah at our uh at our place and they hurt yeah no they would

actually do damage you ever put thumb tacks in the nerf bullets that was actually that sociopath shit I'm not a bad guy like if you did that like there's actually something like wrong that's actually sociopath shit you ever put a different liquid in the super soaker yes dude what kind of

I'm not even gonna ask have you ever used a real gun like real bullets there's a type of person that would like Do that shit like there's a type of kid That like you'd be afraid to do that shit And it always has crosshair where the kids would watch Fanboy and Jump Jump You're so right

I used to um I used to take apart the Nerf guns I had And like stretch out the springs So there'd be more tension when the gun compresses them. So it'd shoot faster. I wasn't putting fucking thumbtacks in it, though. That's serial killer shit, Astro.

No, you put nails in it, man. What the fuck is wrong with you? Mix them stronger. Astro, I'm with you, dude. Astro. Astro. Astro. Why are you named after that terrible terrible fucking festival oh my god i'm not affiliate i'm not affiliated in any way i had a thought about that last night

i haven't spoken about this to anybody but i'm curious if there's like a brand right that you don't like and they have a skin in fortnite and yeah obviously travis scott is not brand friendly right now no and so say like i don't know say the new halo was bad and people wanted to express how bad it was and so they would just keep spamming the social media with photos of like travis scott and mashief high-fiving in fortnite and obviously that's not a good look for the brand but if suddenly it becomes synonymous with the brand, they obviously do something about it, right? Yeah, we could hype up a photo of Master Chief and Travis Scott in Fortnite.

That's fucked up. That's some psychological warfare. It's a slippery slope for Fortnite. It's going to catch up with them eventually. What can we change the collective consciousness opinion on? We could maybe take the new Sasuke and Naruto from Fortnite

and then Photoshop Epstein into them. Dude, those Naruto skins are crazy. Sasuke's doing TikTok dances. It's awesome. They look kind of weird. But Naruto is cool. Yes. Slad, did you ever finish that show

no have you made it any further since when you last watched it are you talking about Naruto no I got to the part after the Chunin exam and then I stopped the Chunin exam is kind of the peak that is so not true dude that's such a lie

in the original it is and shipping there's better parts uh i love how they used to like stretch out one fight into like 10 episodes yeah a flashback every two seconds to naruto on his swing he's crying yeah he's crying like a little bitch. Are you a Naruto enjoyer? No, I don't watch any anime. Okay. Connor's just talking about Naruto. Connor would just come downstairs every now and then and see me on the couch

watching the thousandth episode of Naruto with a completely straight face. And he had the demeanor of someone that's not enjoying what they're doing but really wants to and like i'd be like are you sure like do you want to watch something he's just like naruto it's gonna get good the next episode like the fight's gonna get the someone's gonna like do some jutsu next time i promise and i was like i see the hokage yet you're like every single dude i swear to god every single day where I was watching that shit, Connor would walk down the stairs

with whatever the fuck he was doing, and he'd do this fucking annoying-ass thing. He'd just be like, is he the Hokage yet? And I was like, no, no, he's not. He's not. I just started the fucking show. Knowing Orange Day. I told you you you should have just watched Avatar it's less episodes and it gets to the point quicker Avatar is awesome

I fucked up I'll admit it I fucked up I put in way too much time into that show and it never paid off I mean it kind of paid off I mean the old guy died the old guy the old Hokage third Hokage dude he died died i thought you're talking about so now there's no hokage yeah and i'm just i in my head i was just like okay well if the the old

hokage died and there's no hokage then it's probably gonna be naruto so i'm wrong dude you would be wrong you're wrong you're wrong eight watch it anymore. You're wrong. You're wrong. Wait, I was wrong? A fucking big tit lady becomes a Naruto. Why would they make 8-year-old Naruto Hokage right there? They make a woman the Hokage? Yeah, she's actually terrible at it.

She just gambles and trills all day. No, she's actually a great Hokage. I don't think she is. Yeah, she is. No, she's not, dude.okage in the ground. I don't think she is yeah, she is no she's not dude You just hate women just say it That's there are plenty of great women in Naruto. I want to made Naruto the hokage You would have made an eight-year-old child. Yeah, there's just he's eight You can handle it well not to spoil the show, but I did see the Fortnite skin for Naruto.

And one of his options is Hokage's skin, like his look of the Hokage. And he looks terrible. He looks really ugly. He kind of looks like a cutie pie. So I was right. So he does become the Hokage. So I didn't need to watch. I think he does become the Hokage, yeah.

Yeah. And here's the thing, I don't even know who the Hokage is. I just think the word's fun to say. I still don't understand what the final order is either. I think you get put on Mount Rushmore. Oh. Like an honor thing? You guys have been pronouncing it so weird this whole time.

It's pronounced Hokage. Shut up. No fucking way. I think you're lying to me. That's such a lie. whole time it's pronounced ho cage shut up no fucking way i think you're lying that's such a lie no you it's actually ho cage if you were a fan of naruto you would know that naruto is french it's pronounced okay oh my god bro did so fucking french did connor would you rather be friends with naruto or sasuke i don't really understand any of them i don't know what they do i think sasuke looks cooler

and seems to be cooler but i don't know if he'd be a better friend no he's an asshole friend naruto would just be fucking annoying annoying Sasuke is literally a terrorist Connor How dare you get here? No, but he's a lot powerful and Naruto's just fucking annoying Wow, I guess it's I guess if he does become the Hokage though it it helps to have friends in high places Yeah, for sure They're definitely friends. All right. I, you saw that kiss they shared. Oh, shit. They did kiss. They kissed twice, right? Naruto and Sasuke kissed?

Yeah, man. What the fuck? Yeah, this is before the tuning exam. No, it's not. They didn't kiss before the tuning exam. Yes, they do. I would have told Connor at the very least if I saw them kiss. I don't think they did.

I know I told Connor about that sexy jutsu sexy yeah no he did tell me about that he does have sexy jutsu right yeah he's got sexy jutsu he turns into a hot babe it's like sprite from eternals it's like just a kid pretending to be uh did sprite from a turn fuck sprite from eternals what a shitty superhero oh god that's a super that's a superhero now fucking sprite we walked out of that theater first thing i told you is like what kid is walking out of there going man i can't wait to be sprite for halloween yeah jesus christ so which nut are we um i'm still thinking on it. Okay. We're going to need one. All right.

Or we're just going to take a random one. Which one hangs lower? True. Doesn't. I'm not going to answer that. That was part of the contract, Connor. I kind of want to know what you were going to say. I thought that like.

I'm not even. No, I'm not answering this. No, come on. We're friends Yeah but You are gonna make some people at MSNBC Very angry if you don't answer I'm gonna use my skip God use the skip

Shit Astro did you have anything planned After that that was kind of like our Trump card i think we're just gonna need to run at him with the chainsaw so what do you guys usually do on this podcast because i shop off people's balls we chop off yeah i thought about it and he's just like i was like should i watch an episode so what's going on he goes no what do you did you want to like what did you expect coming onto this but i'm not enough of like topics

or if we like oh yeah no man no we usually get pretty religious on this podcast and also political oh that's good where's your uh yeah what is your political stance yeah we already talked about that didn't we like uh we like capitalism here i thought we were switching to swag we are no connor we're switching to swag right well i mean i do switch to swag but given given no other option yeah i mean i'll take i'll take capitalism i'll make my bag it It's a badass name. I think we should just embrace it. We should just start calling it crappitalism and then maybe people will be like,

oh, it's kind of funny. They'll work harder and make more money. They'll work harder. They'll work harder. You know, I feel like Chick-fil-A's been fucking up my orders recently. They really have. Yeah.

No, you're right on that. That big chunk of spit in the burger. Big Chungus spit? No, not big. Big chunk of spit. I honestly thought you said Big Chungus. No. What do you guys think about Big Chungus?

I love that guy. Really hot. Big Chungus. Really sexy. I feel like it's kind of making like a fourth wave comeback right now no way impossible stocks are rising astro is actually the expert on uh memes and big chungus here oh yeah yeah i went to high school and studied it yeah i have a bachelor's degree in Big Chungus.

So anything you want to know. Dude, you removed your Big Chungus emote on Twitch. What's up with that? I think he's done. No, bring him back. I was so upset. I couldn't use him. I have, I think, for like tier two subs.

There's like four panel big chungus yes it's really it's really funny cutter actually in my analytics the person that uh my viewers share the most watch time with is you and i see your emotes constantly people just like using my emotes and then leaving um it's kind of like usage like i've had into a problem recently where i added an emote that's like my my little frog guy dancing so spike from mario um yeah and the problem is that people just try to post in the frog dancing and then posting like anti-vax like rhetoric with it so like people would be like spam the frog dance and be like Fauci lied people died or like frog dance and be like unmask our kids.

And it's funny like when you're in a Twitch chat you randomly see like the frog dance like unmask our kids and you're like that's kind of funny. The problem is when like there's a bunch of my viewers and then you see a bunch of like anti-vax shit and then if you raid somebody people are like what is happening? Like why is there anti-vax shit and then if you raid somebody people are like what is happening like why is there anti-vax shit in my chat and there's nothing i can do about it besides be like guys stop yeah your chat just kind of takes on a life of its own eh yeah i remember i didn't get partnered for like five five i submitted that application like five different times when i was i had literally thousands of subscribers on twitch was getting thousands of viewers playing minecraft and then

i went to twitch con and i got to speak to a twitch employee and she was like she she already knew the situation she was like oh yeah we kept denying you because your chat would spam dick and balls yeah like really dick and balls stupid really dick and balls and she's like yeah because if you rated a female streamer that would technically be sexual harassment if they came in and started saying dick and balls

well thank god they were protecting women on twitch do you ever miss streaming yeah yeah I reckon I'll come back next week. Ooh. Spicy. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. He's coming back. I'm coming back. Yes, who's back? I'm like Leo in Wolf of Wall Street. I'm not fucking leaving. I'm not fucking leaving.

That's what I'm going to say. He's back. I'm going to the Dream SMP. I'm say he's back the dream smp i'm gonna come back dream smp is coming back dude you give him you give it time i'm leaving new update let's just admit the reason why dream smp is dead is because i haven't played on it yep even the people who hate me are like yeah schlatt's arc was probably the best uh the best one by far. Even though I can't stand him, he kind of carried that whole server and was the best person on it.

And yeah, I'm big and stupid. No, you should write the next lore. They should put us in charge. They should. And we should come back. You know what? Let's just do it. Who else is...

Who the fuck cares? We're going to do it. You just want to do a stream later that's just dream s&p lore you and me yeah yeah i'll fire up the stream kate all right i'm done you heard it here first does it get happier though connor and which ball and which ball um we'll go we really need it we're about to end the podcast we really need right Connor? And which ball? And which ball? We're about to end the podcast We really need an answer Alright, a panda, rev it up Oh, it

squeaked a little bit. Oh, it popped out It has a mind of its own There it goes Mika, catch it. Mika, it's going to escape. He's whipping the ball. Ba-ba-booey. Ba-ba-booey.

Ba-ba-booey. Boobs.