Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #44

Episode Date: December 12, 2021

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 44, everybody. Yeah. We made it. Yeah, we did. We did it. And what are we going to do to celebrate? We're going to, yeah, because- We're drinking.

Yeah. I'm drinking. I'm drinking too. A big plate of sake. Oops, that was the piss bottle. Sake? You're drinking sake, dude? Oh, yeah.

I had unfiltered sake for the first time. That's just disgusting. It's gross. Well, here's the thing. They have you pour it into a little cup and then it's good there. But then I started just taking swings at the bottle and then you get all that fucking rice or

whatever the clumps in it are. Bro, I was drinking like, ugh, God. It's like someone shot ropes into it. Is it that the more filtered it is, the more refined? Like, how does that work? Yeah, I guess. I mean, it was completely unfiltered when I was drinking.

It was like the snow, perfect snow or whatever it was called. Like, apparently it's the most popular sake in Japan. I'm in Japan, by the way. You're in Japan? No. Oh, okay. We'll get into that. I already got to a grande.

We'll get into that. But basically... What did you do? A panda what? Wait, wait, wait. Let's finish this story. I'm sorry. I just thought I'm hearing something kind of crazy from the other side of the room.

No, you heard it right. Go on. Basically, the unfiltered just has rice in it or some shit. Who wants to drink ricey beer? I'm sorry, it's just gross. Have you had rice milk? Though, rice milk

is pretty good. Rice milk? Where's the tit on the piece of rice? It's okay. I'm more of an oat milk kind of guy. Yeah. Yeah, you would. But I mean, no an oat milk kind of guy. Yeah. Yeah, you would. But I mean, no, rice milk is good. Oats have great tits.

Where's the tits on an almond? Sorry, I was just stifling a really big... Fart. No, the other one that comes out of your mouth. Remember the one time in episode 36 when Mika farted and we had to edit it out? I don't. You don't remember that? No, I wish I did.

It doesn't happen. Sometimes I be thinking. What are you thinking about? I don't know. It's like when you have a dream and then you wake up and you're like fuck that was insane and intense but you don't remember it did that happen recently to you what happened in the dream well i don't actually fucking remember mika that's what i just said is it not huh is that not what i just said i don't remember it's

a panda mom and dad are fighting wait sounds like a nightmare to me fuck you dude i'm sorry i'm sorry. I'm sorry. I... Fuck you. I acknowledge it was disrespectful of me to not hear that you said you forgot your dream and then I asked right away what your dream was about. I'm sorry.

This is a gold bullet. What? What? Idiot! Whoa, we have Ariana Grande on the podcast I'm Ariana Grande this I'm Ariana and he's Grande no no wait oh my god I have such a good joke for this you're the you're you're whenever you lead something up with i'm gonna have such a good joke it's never as good okay no no listen you're this joke's gonna be really funny no no no no no your thank you next ariana album cover and a panda is Sweetener, Ariana album cover. Mika, I don't get it. Because Ariana Grande in Thank U, Next on the cover, she looks really dark and brooding.

And then in Sweetener, she looks like the girl next door. Like the basic girl fall look. Yeah, she kind of just transforms her look a lot yeah appropriata grande so uh schlatt yeah bad bad I've been doing bad

schlatt why about six foot what he's losing height you lost an inch About six foot. What? He's losing height. You lost an inch? I lost three. Why did you lose inches?

I got put in one of those crushers. Hydraulic crush? One of the bone crushers. I got turned into a TikTok. You got turned into a TikTok? You got turned into a TikTok? Yeah, they made me into Flat Stanley. Oh my god, I had one of those back then. Remember that boy made of paper? That shit rocks.

Did you have a Flat Stanley? I didn't have one. I had the books. I didn't have Stanley. I had my own Flat Stanley, and I fucking shipped him around. Was I supposed to have Stanley? Yeah, everybody had a Stanley back then. He's a fictional fucking character. What are you talking about? You make your own Stanley. I supposed to have Stanley? Yeah everybody had a Stanley back then He's a fictional fucking character

No you make your own Stanley You make a flat Stanley He's a human being And then you ship it around Imagine a flat Stanley blunt Like you roll him and he just puts a leaf Oh jeez that'd be fun That'd be fun

That would be You think Stanley would get second hand smoke oh yeah do you think he'd get high he turned red yeah probably this is a good kush what does flat stanley sound like what would he sound like this is good this is a good kush he sounds like the fucking Spongebob drawing. Yeah, that's better. That's what he does. Why did they make Flat Stanley look like captain of the football team?

I can't relate to him anymore. I don't even know what this fucker looks like he used to look like he played minecraft on friday nights now he looks like he oh wow he changed yeah he i guess you could say he had a glow up but now he looks like he i don't know goes to the football game and like hits on cheerleaders this is him actually gets married and then becomes an alcoholic so wait you know how you search like something on google and then uh it'll come up with a bunch of like related questions that you can click on and it explains it yes you search flat stanley okay the first one that comes up is what is the point of flat stanley i see it i don't see it flattened flat oh in the book by jeff brown stanley gets squashed flat by a falling bulletin board

that's fucking lame he didn didn't get processed at a meatpacking facility or something? I feel like they could have done something a lot better. Like a building falling on him. Yeah. Next one is is Flat Stanley real? Yes.

He's real. Oh my god. What would you do if you had 10 minutes with Flat Stanley? Wait, that was one of the Google questions? What should I do with Flat Stanley? That's what the question was. You cut a hole in him.

You roll him into a blunt. Wait, how old is Flat Stanley? Paper Snowflake Stanley. It's not real. Grow up. Well, I mean, the book came out in 84, so Flat Stanley is fucking in his 40s at this point, man. Canonically f***ed.

I found... Fuck Stanley. I found a cover of the first edition of Flat Stanley from 1964. I mean, he's getting up there. Oh, he's old as fuck. I just remember the classic one of him like slipping through the door like under the door and his leg is still in it you know and he's giving his little flat stanley wave uh the next question is why did flat stanley go to california

i don't know how would anyone go to california yeah it's flat stanley might not have it i mean he might have his brain might be munted by the whole flat thing california the only flat people go to california no he wants to be with the other flat believers the flatter oh shit his mom just folded him up and put him in the post office his mom was like Stanley we live in a flat world so I'm gonna make you

flat to fit in it oh man flat Stanley loves them thick bitches I bet he does yeah he's just 3d bitches the next book to come out is flat stanley and the curious case of the COVID vaccine. No, that's a fucking lie. Dude.

Dude. There's a book called Invisible Stanley. Is it? I don't know. I don't know. He gets turned into a balloon, dude. He gets turned into a balloon? What the fuck? That's fucking Dr. Doofenshmirtz. You know how he had a fucking balloon?

Like that was his friend? This book's a cope. That's fucking dr. Doofenshmirtz you know how he had a fucking balloon that was his friend The cope It's so sad they're letting him go to they're just letting him free That shit just flies up that used to give me nightmares as a kid when you let go of a balloon like where does it? Go Space not gonna lie Flat Stanley is on some Junji Ito shit like to be honest with you because can you imagine like a junji ito novel where it's like i don't know the case of the girl who's just

thin and like paper thin and she keeps peel i'm pretty sure he actually did something it's probably already yeah so yeah yeah do you think if there were two girl flat stanley versions do you think they uh could scissor yeah i guess you had his flat stanley's penis work judy dick goes hard. Staple his penis down. You rip it off like a piece of paper. You think he does some, like, fucking origami shit to it and makes it 3D?

Ha ha ha! Well, once you fold a piece of paper, you can never completely unfold it. It's just wrinkled as shit. It's like... Aw, yeah, that sucks. What if something spills in him like water then he gets all wet it's over

it's over it is the book he just gets wet and then the book ends the author kills himself it just becomes wordless and it just becomes about like all of his family and his friends

looking sad and miserable they're just trying to get through their lives yeah no one can love him because they just get a paper cut if they touch him he's just a lot he's never felt like the touch of another person he's tugless they take the soppy

wet piece of paper around the funeral homes and no one will take it to a ball we're not doing that that's a piece of paper. They roll it into a ball. They put it in a straw?

Yeah. They face the straw into space and they pull him into space. Imagine pulling out the paper shredder around him. That'd really freak him out. There's a lot of ways to take care of flat stanley take care of there's a lot of ways to deal with stanley

he's a plague on society let's eliminate him immediately every day when he misbehaved his mom would be like alright we're going to office depot Let's eliminate him immediately. Every day when he misbehaved, his mom would be like, alright, we're going to Office Depot. That's it. The mom pulls out the Sharpie, starts drawing on him. We're going to Staples, bitch.

Every day I'm flattening yeah they just pop invisible stanley they would dude no but then he'd like spread out into the atmosphere and pollute everyone's lungs it's not even like there's not even a build up

to him popping it just gets really unfortunate. And he like accidentally, the person who's carrying him, just like fucking bumps him into a wall the wrong way and pops. And that's it. It's like in the middle of a plot line. They're like, Stanley's going to the city today. He just gets popped in the subway.

How funny would it be? He's a sentient being and people are just trying to kill him. Like the whole book. He just pops in a tree. You see his deflated body in a tree. Well, it's not only people trying to kill him. I'm imagining if he's a balloon and someone lets him go and he flies into the atmosphere, some bird is going to try to dive bomb him.

Stanley gets turned into a six-pack plastic wrap. He kills a turtle. The rest of his life is spent strangling this one box turtle that just won't fucking die. Every day he just listens to that. He keeps trying to tighten his grip. I would buy that if that was a book. He fucking hates turtles now. And then he gets picked up in a Mr. Beast

Team Trees video. Oh yeah, we never threw our hat in the ring for uh team c's for every like that this episode gets mika single-handedly will plant a tree in his backyard why would i do that because you love the environment i do but i don't have enough space for that many likes for i'll help you. For every like this video gets, I will dump one car battery into the ocean to charge the eels. They gotta get electricity somehow, man.

Charge them with lead on that. If they just make electricity, why don't we just start taking them? Wait, eels make electricity? Yeah, you ever heard of the electric eel oh you man they shock you they somehow potential there they somehow have this way of making electricity i thought you were talking about seals no no no no no i was like what did the seals ever do to you man no man no man what if you just captured a couple and then put them in a trunk of like a of like an electric vehicle i feel like i don't know it could probably work

i mean you could probably like put it probably yeah you could probably use a uh one of those like black and red cables you know what i'm talking about right you use Stanley as a jumper cable exactly you connect you connect the eels to the car using Stanley as the jumper cable Stanley looks like he would get jumped

he looks like he'd get pit pocketed like in an instant you think he cannot fit anything in his pockets? What are you talking about? He could fit money. Oh my god, no he could. He just couldn't be folded up.

Okay, I get it. He could put it on his arm and then fold his arm over it and then put it with the tape there. Right. Yeah, that's true. Imagine if humans had to dislocate and break their wrists every time they wanted to hold something like you just have to completely fold back your hand and like staple it to your arm with like those medical grade staples that's a what a terrible thought

what an awful thing to say on this podcast. I think that was awesome. That was really cute. But that's none of my business. You know the Kermit meme where he's drinking tea? Yeah. And that's the tea.

Here's? Oh no, That fucking video. I wanted to forget that. No. No! No! But that's none of my business. Michael's got no reaction.

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True. Probably uses the sleep-depri deprived code with no space uh all this talking about nuts is getting me thinking about roasted chestnuts by the fire during christmas you guys got any holiday plans i'm gonna roast chestnuts by the fire on Christmas. I'm going to kill Santa. Okay, genuinely, if you could, how would you trap and kill Santa? Okay, well, first we know Santa goes down the chimney, so you just turn on the fireplace. Right when you hear him coming down, just get the wood burning.

Hoo, hoo, hoo! He does. You just attach razors to the side of the chimney oh my god you slice he comes down like slices like sliced yeah he'll he'll come down like deli meat cyanide in the cookies cyanide in the cookies would work oh cyanide in the cookies that's a good roofie his milk are you trying to sleep with him no i'm trying to give him a scenario i don't know if i would kill santa there are a lot of children that need such a pussy dude oh santa's honestly a piece of shit he's overrated okay gifts to everybody i'll give exactly everybody because he gives gifts to like half the kids and everybody else he gives coal that's fucked up yeah okay i mean you know how i would kill santa then ciao mika okay so i would uh sit him down in a chair right uh moist start some like

creepy holiday music like if there's like a halloween christmas mix or something right so i'd like sit him down in a chair tie him to the chair you know really make sure he's not going anywhere he's some thick rope strong rope yeah i'd uh i'd uh keep him alone in a room for maybe two days get him really thirsty really hungry right and you know i know he loves milk so i'll come into the room and i'll say, Hey, Santa, it's been a couple days. You must be really thirsty. Want some milk? He goes, Hey, Santa.

Hey, Santa. And, um... You know, he would obviously say yes to the milk. He's thirsty. Why does he say it like that? Yes. He's gonna say yes yes

he's gonna say yes please yes give me the gift yes please yes it's kind of sexual anyways I would force his mouth open and put a funnel down his throat and pour some scalding hot milk into his body

and he would die from his throat and pour some scalding hot milk into his body. And he would die from burns and shock. Would it be like an acid hole? Like you'd see a hole straight through his body? I don't know if the milk could do that, but... What the fuck? You're a menace. I'd put him on a cross.

We should crucify someone. I'd fucking flip a bulletin board onto him. Then he's Flanta. Flat Sam. Flanta. Flanta. Turn him into Flanta. Man, I love Flanta orange flavor.

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okay you've heard of the burger plane right now get ready for the gift plane it's like the burger plane that's just Santa that's Santa Claus' whole business no don't mention

his name anymore. It's... You scared of getting sued? No, I... Just stop. Instead of shooting out little burgers out of the plane, we shoot out little Santas. Santa.

Schlatt, what do you think of my little Santa plane idea? I think it's terrible man okay it's funny that you say that awful i'm making a i'm making a a sword of expo markers right now that's how little i care wait what yeah i'm making a sword they connect them together what is a sort of Expo markers? They're little, like, whiteboard markers that you can connect and stack on top of each other and you make a sword. They're called sword of whiteboard markers? It's just a fucking whiteboard marker, Mika.

You write on the whiteboard with it. Actually, Astrid, it's multiple whiteboard markers. Are you talking about, like like how you put the lid in the bottom of yes that's what i mean why didn't you just say that what i thought it was pretty obvious what i was doing nah dude you said expo markers i'm like what what the heck is an like everybody convention yeah it's like you're talking about like you got these special markers from some sort of convention like what like what is it i i'm so sorry i'm so sorry okay you know what you make a better plane idea i Flat plane. We fold up

only for Stanleys. It's very aerodynamic. Go faster than the fucking than the fucking I don't know. What was that plane called? The burger plane.

The Albatross 699er Delta Bravo? I think we should fly a Boeing 767 and shoot things out of that. What do you think, Mika? I like the flat plane idea. Isn't that just a paper plane, though? Yeah. You could save costs a paper plane, though? Yeah.

You could save costs on real burgers, though, because you could just draw burgers on paper and shoot that out. That's a cute idea. It's like that game. What's it called? I have it on my shelf. I think that's Scribblenauts. Scribblenauts, dude.

That game was my shit. I fucking love that game. Yeah, Scribblenauts was good. That game was my shit I fucking love that game yes scribble knots was good dude shoot you guys actually gave me such a good idea I'm gonna play scribble knots picto chat sell those as NFTs

on stream live tomorrow twitch.tv slash Mikasakis I don't have I don't stream I don't stream also I would never sell NFTs what if they're getting what if it's their first night following I don't stream. Also, I would never sell NFTs. What's the theory about NFTs? What if they're getting... What if it's a reverse psychology?

Your mic is all robot-y again, man. We just haven't been telling you. I am a theory. All too awkward and nice. But that's not my business. Is it good now? Is it good vibe. Is it good now? Is it good now?

Is it good now? No. You sound insane. Oh my god. Who forgot to change a panda's batteries? I'm going to reset them. Open it up the command prompt.

Pseudo apt install. Okay, how about now? Hey, it worked. Got Linux rules. Did you guys actually make me speak the whole time without saying anything? Your theory about NFT users. Guys, I really gotta shit. I really gotta shit.

Can you bring the mic? No, I have to go. I have to go shit. Oh my god. Okay. It's going to be okay.esus it's gonna be okay it's gonna be okay this is okay damn okay so basically my theory was what if people what if nft to see him go i'd love to watch him late reverse psychology okay what if the nft people want people to screenshot sorry sorry i gotta stop you right there i gotta i have to take a shit no that's okay so basically i also

no i also really have to take a shit i'm not even no i'm sorry i'm sorry i'll be right back it's hilarious but you know you know how i've been drinking a lot during this episode right i'm not even joking i gotta go to the bathroom yeah this is fucked up i'll stay though i'll stay good no no no make it go go go no no make it leave i'll stay no make it no theory i'm gonna keep my mouth shut okay i brought my mic to the shit i'm listening okay am i doing we're NFTs okay Now basically What if they want us to screenshot it Because it promotes them Sorry no I gotta take a shit

I'm on to something I think it's promotion It's promotion Negative promotion But promotion nonetheless Yeah I mean There is no bad publicity. That's what I'm saying,

Mirka. And, like, I feel like I could see that. I feel like a lot of them are trolling. I think, obviously, some of them are serious. Some of them are like, no, don't screenshot it making your profile picture, but I think that's what they want. Because, like, if you know how to buy an NFT and spend, like, a couple grand on it,

I think you know people will screenshot it. Right? Right, Astro? Right, right, right, Schlatt? Oh, yeah, I'm back. Sorry. Jesus Christ, that was a bit... Did you actually poop?

Yeah. That was really fast. Thanks. I bled. Yo, Mika. Yo, Mika. Yo, what up? Yo, big Mika. Yo yo what up yo big mika yo what up yo yo stream alex unknown uh actually that's true please stream alex unknown i uh anyways stream alex unknown i have

a new uh project in the works i'm excited to finish finish it. Yeah, okay. Don't care to ask, but anyway, stream Alex Unknown. True. Anyways, stream Alex Unknown. Yeah, anyway, stream Alex Unknown. Wait, I should tell them about the playlist. The animation playlist. No, don't care. Stream Alex Unknown, actually. Okay, people that are listening to the stream, I took the liberty to make a fan animation

playlist of Alex Unknown on Spotify that you can listen to right now. Alex Unknown on Spotify. things so if you make an insane animation you can be put into the playlist possibly maybe true jokes aside the uh all the animation and art you guys make looks really fantastic and it brings a nice smile to my face whenever i see it true it does yeah it's like and and schlatt's shitting right now but if you were here he loves them he's like yeah you guys are go to he's probably thinking about it while he's shitting right now honestly that's how much it occupies i feel like schlatt's taking his

free time he's taking his time shitting right now so i wasn't joking at all i really do need to go to the bathroom so i'll be right back all right well like it's me and you astro now all right we can do like our let's like our Alright, well, it's me and you, Astro, now. It's like our own signature bit. It's like our time to shine. Alright, guys, so me and Astro stream. Can we have an intro? Can we have an intro? A panda and Astro.

Hey, everybody, it's me and Astro. We stream on Me and Astro we stream together Right now I'm holding him in my arm With the The show is just us promoting our twitch channels No we stream together We play every game

We stream every day 9 to 5 Him and me We've beaten almost every game Astro drew the most shitty request I've ever seen Yeah and Panda is really bad At Connect 4 Dude

I was good at checkers Yeah you were actually really good at checkers Let's have a rematch Right now Okay dude I just placed mine down Yeah, you were actually really good at checkers. Let's have a rematch. Right now? Okay, dude, I just placed mine down. Oh, king me. Dude, you're definitely lying to the listeners. We didn't...

Okay, now king me. I said king me, fucker. You have to king all my little characters. No, rule seven. Read the fucking checkers rulebook. It says if I king first, then I king for the rest of the game, and you're you have to king all no all my no rule seven read the fucking checkers rule book it says if i king first then i king for the rest of the game and you're not allowed to let me read this oh no i have a newer edition that's the old edition no it's not it's a seventh edition no this is 7.5 7.5 what happened a panda won't accept that i'm winning in checkers i king him

and he thinks that he can king back. But that's not how it works in my house. Nah, you can king back. Nope, not in my house. House rules, baby. Well, I'm tired of these oppressive systems like kings. So how about it's ruled by the people? Should I pretend to be Schlapp from the other room wrapping up the podcast?

Yeah. Okay. Hey, it's the cock shed! The Obama! schlapp from the other room wrapping up the podcast? Yeah. Okay. Hey! The cock shed! The Obama! The end. Yeah, that was pretty good. Baba booey. Baba booey.

We can't do it without him. He used to be here. We can't? No. Okay, we gotta wait. Ugh. I feel like we just gotta end it without No I will not end it I am putting my foot down Wait we should ask everyone In the comments or whatever Who should get the play button

Oh I mean Can I have it I mean I personally Would really love if I could have it okay but like how about we fight to the death if we cut it into sure gets it oh we could cut it into fourths that would actually be pretty sick that would be pretty

sick that would be pretty sick that's a genius genius idea, dude. That's actually really smart. That's really sick, dude. Like, the squares are, like, very long rectangles. Yeah, like four corners. Yeah, the four corners of the... Like, we should divide it equally and cut it. I want bottom left. Can we decide later what pieces we're getting? Okay.

What if... Okay, what if we cut into circles? Shut up. I want to end this. what if we give it to a random subscriber how lucky we are comment down below if you want the play button schlatt said you guys can end or something okay so fenn hauser day dude i'm calling it baba buoy baba buoy baba buoy i am not ending this week baba buoy you stopped recording baba buoy bro okay fine okay i'm not ending still like i'm still i'm still going to i thought you were supposed to end yeah we're you know we're gonna keep going we're gonna keep going fuck it we'll make this really long we're gonna to leave? Fine. No. Get out of here.

I guess you abandoned the podcast then. Asher, what if we just make this really long? It's like an hour long episode, but the rest is just... Okay, shit. Alright. You ever like... Do you have foreskin? No, I don't. That's so fucked up. They really take it away from you with like no permission.

It is fucked up. It is! Yes, you should. It's like, what the fuck? I think when you turn 18, you should be able to make a choice. Get rid of it or keep it. And it's paid for by the government. The government pays for the foreskin clipping. Where do all the foreskins go?

Mika is making pig noises. You can't hear it, but he's making little oinking noises It sounds like he's sleeping It sounds like he's snoring Oh cause he was asleep Oh my god This is the first time he's slept

He deserves to sleep I'm still recording Are you still recording? Yeah dude What up So Sleep Deprived viewers Let's make an inside joke Okay, yeah, dude, this one

No one else is gonna know about it Schlatt wasn't here, Mika wasn't here Okay, f*** Fuck that What? That's definitely offensive Okay, censor it My inside joke is just censorship

I just heard Schlatt Oh, shit, he's back Okay, Babab it. My inside joke is just censorship. I just heard Schlatt. Oh shit, he's back. Okay, Bababooey. Bababooey. Yo. Hi, Schlatt. Oh, did I miss it? You can just say Bababooey. Bababooey.