Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #45

Episode Date: December 19, 2021

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Sleep Deprived Podcast. I just woke up. Shly just woke up. Shly just woke up. I'm at my homie homie. And I'm tired tired. What'd you wear to bed last night? When'd I go to bed last night?

No, what'd you wear? Oh, what'd I wear? Yeah, what did you have on when you were sleeping? Remember that episode of iCarly where Freddy's like, I went to bed with my socks on last night. Like, only socks? Oh.

That's how you did it? Yeah, just my socks on. I channel my inner Fetty Benin. Is that his name? He's a Fett. Fetty? He totally is a Fett. His mom's a fucking Fett. His mom's a fed. He totally is a fed. His mom's a fucking fed.

His mom's a nerd. Hey, so guys, I have an announcement to make. By the time this stream... What is this? Episode 45. By the time this podcast is out, I will have

probably done a Twitch stream. What? Really? Yeah, I will have probably done it. Tell us about that. What is that going to look like? So I uploaded this video, right, called

I spent $100,000 on the funniest statue ever. Mm-hmm. Because the big monkey ball statue got here. Mm-hmm. Remember that? Remember that whole monkey ball thing that we did? Yeah, the monkey ball.

That was a great arc we had. Remember the fucking monkey balls? Yeah, I do. Guess what? What? What? Guess what happened with that video? It is the worst performing video I've uploaded in two years.

Really? Oh, no. Yeah. How do you know that? How do you know in two years? Well, I'm just fucking awesome, so I look at all the stats. And view-wise, yeah, it's fucking been obliterated. Man, I'm sorry that the data came in and it was not...

Yeah, the data came in and it's not good. And you want to know what's funny? You know how YouTube... So, for the audio listeners, YouTube shows you an overview of all the stats you should know about your video. About, like, that out of ten ranking. Mm-hmm. And the one that they show a lot is impressions click-through rate. And it's actually...

Oh, fuck that. 10.5 right now 10.5 percent which is good number i know right and i mouse over it and there's a big green check mark and it says people are choosing to watch this video on youtube more often than your other videos and i go into you know i i expand that and i look at thedislike ratio, and it's 99.9%. Okay, so what happened? There's 155,000 likes on a video with 800,000 views. That's a great ratio.

Oh, yeah. It is, right? That is the best like-to-dislike ratio I've ever seen on a video of mine. That is the highest ratio, the most likes in that amount of views. And YouTube is telling me that people are choosing to watch this video more often than my other videos

when YouTube shows the video to people and they're recommended, right? Yes. So why, gentlemen, is this the worst video I've ever uploaded why censorship youtube censorship it's a glitch you got hacked it's the matrix we're in the matrix no it's because it's because the video isn't long enough it's because i didn't pad it out like really like a seven well i mean look i'm looking at all the stats youtube showing me and the only reason i

could tell is because it's three minutes it's like four minutes long right and people only watch youtube's like oh dude people only watch three three and a half minutes of this video must be shit but that's like that's like 80 of the. Wait, why did they move away from, from like percentage of the video watched to just like fewer minutes? That's the thing, Mika. That's the thing. That's true.

They don't show you percentage watched anymore. That's not one of the key performance indicators you have to hit. They show you minutes watched because YouTube wants you to make the longest fucking video you can to drag it out to put as much bullshit in there as possible and uh and i'm just i don't know i guess i'm over it because what am i supposed to do like this is the most meaningful video i've made in a fucking

year what do you want me to talk really slow you want me to like pad out the video with 15 minutes of shit that no one wants to see that no one cares about? People are going to like the video less. People are not going to, I mean it's not going to have the same click through rate or like to dislike ratio but YouTube

would fucking show it to more people. It's just, I don't know, it's the same, I'm running into the same problem I ran into with Twitch, which is like, oh, well, I can't even do the shit I want to do anymore,

because people don't want to watch it. Or, not that people don't want to watch it, it's just that YouTube won't fucking show it to people, and it pisses me the fuck off. Yeah, I's frustrating to like work really hard and be really proud of something and then it just things outside of your control kind of like mess with that plus i don't know i feel like for the longevity of the of the whole platform it's not really good for people to like be padding their videos out and just

making it boring just to get more watch time. Well, that's the only way YouTube's gonna show it to people now, I guess. You know what? What you could've done is you could've just copied and pasted the video twice so it would've been minutes long. I could've... You know what I could've done? What?

I could've slowed the video down to 50% speed. And then I could have said at the beginning, play this at 2x. That's what PewDiePie did. Did that video do well? That's a hack. I don't remember. Oh man, PewDiePie...

He's just doing side quests now. He's just doing whatever now. Yeah. Holy shit! It's got 16 million views! 60? Watch 16. Watch this video in 2x speed. What the fuck?

That's pretty funny. I mean, honestly, if you were to slow the video down in half, you talk so fast anyways that it would just appear normal. Oh, you think so fast anyways that it would just appear normal oh you think so well that's funny that's insulting though it's so it's i'm terrible i hate you i watch a lot of my videos this is times two anyways because people talk too slow

you guys do that it's such a big brain brain. Sometimes. If it's a long educational video... Have you guys tried to watch a Philip DeFranco video in 2x speed? He's harder to understand than XQC. That's not his fault if you're watching it in 2x. Is that his fault if you're watching the video in 2x? I would say so. Fuck that guy. Fuck him.

Fuck Philip DeFranco. I watch my videos in.25 because I need more time to understand it. Yeah, I actually have a concussion so i i watch things in 0.1 time speed to make sure i'm understanding well what's the what's the first thing you're gonna stream then i'm just gonna sit there i think on twitch and uh look at subreddits and react to videos that you guys post now.

Nice. Yeah, I think that's what I'm going to do. It's also the meta, right? That's what all the big Twitch streamers do. They just watch Sniperwolf react to things. It is all the same. You react to someone reacting?

Streaming is the easiest fucking thing on the planet. If I was a streamer i would stream myself watching uh paint dry it'd probably do really well rt game did that i think i think he actually did that mr beast did that too oh okay i guess that's not an original idea i would you're not all that cool i'm not i not. I would stream myself watching grass grow. I'm sure. They've thought of it, dude. If it exists, they've thought of it.

That'd be an interesting stream. Watching grass grow? Yeah. It'd take a long time. Yeah, it's like the sub-a-thon, but instead of watching someone live their life and eat food, you just watch them watching grass grow. If don't hit the sub goal you get the lawnmower out and it starts with a bad dude dude that's sick that should be like a steam game or something yeah lawnmower simulator yeah

grass growing simulator i feel like oh go ahead go ahead No you go No you go No you go Let me get the door for you You should go I insist No you go No go ahead seriously I forgot

I forgore I forgore I forgore what I was going to say I really did so you should just you should go no I have to do if you don't go I will

I will cry I will cry you gonna shit? you gonna piss? you gonna cum? You gonna piss? You gonna cum? Spiderman Spiderman Spiderman Spiderman

Spiderman Spiderman Spiderman Spiderman Spiderman Spiderman Spiderman Oh hey by the time this airs

The new uh The new Spiderman will be out And I think Yeah well no one cares about that Let's make our own Spiderman Fuck it Yeah I like the one Doc Uck Um Doc Uck Put the He goes let's make our own spider-man fuck it yeah i like when doc ock um

put the he goes dr octogonopus yeah yeah i turned into a little impromptu laser collection with shoop the whoop i like when uh the green goblin's like, I'm a fire in my laser. That's so true. And then Spider-Man's like, my anus is bleeding. And SpongeBob's like, all your face belongs to us. Yeah. What's the name of the Peter Parker everyone loves? Peanut Butter Jelly Time.

Do you think Peanut Butter Jelly Time. Do you think Peanut Butter Jelly Time Yeah, do you think Peanut Butter Jelly Time is gonna like come out and just be like Yeah, he's good. He's like, hey guys, I'm back and then the What's the name of the new Spider-Man? Peanut Butter. Spider-Man 2.

Tom McDonald? Peanut Butter Game. Tom DeLonge. peanut butter and jelly time too is gonna like talk to peanut butter jelly time gaming like peanut butter gamer peanut butter jelly time gaming gamer peanut butter jelly time too is gonna say to peanut butter jelly whoa we're the same but we look different and then they're gonna like hug hug chocolate rain you know that song is actually like really sad depressing i never realized it was a kid yeah like when i was a kid i was like oh this shit's funny this shit goes hard but it's actually like really and now you're like this shit deep

it's actually like well written i mean it sounds like shit but it's well written good lyrics yeah he needs to mix it a bit he could probably boost a little bit and probably cut some of the high you should put an eq on that and probably yeah i could definitely need to ds her yeah a little bit of compression would go such a long way for that song maybe throw a limiter on the top speaking yeah we need to go into fl studio and put on Maximus onto the Master Track and make sure we export it. So, Schlatt, how does it feel to have your plushie merch account? Fuck you, shut up. Shut up, dude. Shut up.

When it rains, it pours. Can you send me a plushie? Can you send me a plushie? Dude. I really want a plushie. I think we all need to stop worrying about the fact that my plushie company got verified before I did how did that happen like how do they

I don't know I don't know maybe that's a conspiracy maybe they're the reason the video is not getting views something's going on there maybe they took away your badge, took away the views. Maybe, baby.

Well, at least you're not suspended. Oh, yeah. A panda got suspended on Twitter again. What else is new? Wait, like today? I was wondering why I didn't see any more gay hentai in my timeline.

Dude, I don't even do that anymore. Dude, I had to mute you back in the day. My feed was just full of fucking hentai. They were fire. Every person's like, you gotta stop this, but it's good. I'm not gonna- Like, I would open my fucking Twitter at school. Like, I'd be in a lecture, and everyone behind me would see some girl with giant tits just getting fucked.

And it was nine- Actually, no, 100% of the time it was you. I'm not gonna lie i muted every single one of your accounts dude like as soon as you made a new account i was like yeah i'll follow you and then i just immediately muted you i i wouldn't be able to tell if they were good or not because I definitely did too

every single time I muted you oh my god yo it be your own listeners right now it be your own don't trust anyone I think they all are going to mute you too plus if you tweet it's probably going to be with like a laggy

I just read it in a laggy voice, like with how you record this podcast. I think so, too. You guys can tell me my voice on Twitch. By the way, it's messed up right now. It is not. It's been messed up the whole time. Okay, you're gaslighting me right now. No.

You sound like an orc. Well, dude, this is a new Twitter account? Wait, no, no. No, no, no. I can't say it's mine. I have to say it's a parody account. Yeah, somebody else made a parody account. No, I have no possession of it. I don't touch it.

Yeah, somebody else did it. Yeah, and I have no contact with them, so it's not mine. What's it called? The app is a pandiz, like these nuts. Oh my god. That one's gonna get banned in six minutes. Dude. No, I got this one.

A pandiz. You know if I just make the name a panda, it just gets insta-banned? I'm getting like Elon Musk treatment because that would happen with Elon. You could change your name to Elon and get suspended. Didn't he win time person of the year?

What? What did he do? He broke up with his wife. He got divorced. He got divorced. He got divorced. Time person of the year. Yep. I mean, what else did he do other than getting divorced this year?

I guess he became the richest person. Yes. That's so fucked up. We're all getting poorer. And the rich is getting richer. Oh my goodness. Hey fellas, this episode of insert show name, is

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Oh my god, that's gonna be so hype, dude. Because the Lawn Mower 4.0 is fucking... It's incredible. It's awesome. It's awesome. 2022 is on its way. And the last thing you want to be is the guy with pubes. 2021 sucked.

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You know what else I'm confident about? This bullet point. Smelling like a million bucks. Dude, one of the bullet points is just straight up, this tool is amazing, and I am confident to leave 2021 and my gross pubes with it what no mika you're right they definitely outsourced for this yeah i think it was outsourced i think so written by an ai script yeah they like, hey, let's get ready for the new Matrix movie by preparing our new manscaped AI.

Oh my goodness. The script writer finally took his vacation days. Yeah, I mean, he deserved it. Thank you, Kyle, for everything. I hope you have a great holiday and happy new year, Kyle, if you're listening. Use the code sleep deprived one word

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Fuck. Oh, yeah, but for real, what are you guys looking forward to most about leaving 2021? I'm looking to leave my gross pubes in the past. Jesus Christ. New year, new pubes, baby. That's what I say. Yeah, I'm going full bald. Yep.

In 2022. I respect it. Do you have any 2022 plans, though? Stream. Nice. Nice. Nice. I think, I don't know, I feel like you would do very well on that platform.

Oh, I would. I mean, you can either be a small fish in a big pond on YouTube, or a big fish in a small pond on Twitch. You know? And I'd rather, I don't know, I'd rather be that big fish right now because i i've never spoken to someone at youtube ever like even if i was even if i thought something was genuinely wrong with how my videos are performing which i don't i just think that's the algorithm and i can't do

shit about it but even if i because there's a buddy of mine who uploads a video, and then half of the comments get deleted the second they're posted. For no reason. For no fucking reason. And he has got video proof of it, and he just can't, like... YouTube doesn't give a fuck. He can't get in contact with people. I've never spoken to a single

YouTube person in my life. All you have is that Twitter account that is completely unhelpful. The true AI Twitter account. And dude, I... So... There's that, and like, when I was getting ready to stream,

I reached out to the contact I had at Twitch. I have a fucking contact at Twitch. A real person that I've hung out with, that I know, that I'm cool with, I'm on good terms with. And I was like, hey man, think you could help me get this username for my alt stream?

Schlatt? And he's like, yeah man. An hour later, he comes back and he's like, hey, we got the account for you. You now are the owner of twitch.tv slash Schlatt. And it's like, fuck yeah. It took an hour to do that. Damn.

Yeah, I mean, I don't think YouTube could ever do something like that. No, they couldn't. They couldn't. But that's the thing. Big fish in a small pond. That's so annoying. You have to go to their Twitter for YouTube. You have to go to their Twitter if something happens.

Yeah, you have to complain publicly. It's so cringe. That is not how you should, like, that's such an unprofessional business model. Like, you have to go to another website and then fucking, first of all, Twitter. How could I do it, first of all? Yeah, a panda couldn't even do it because they have him, like, IP banned or some shit. Bullshit. Yeah.

If something were to happen to your YouTube account, a panda, you would be bad news bears. Yeah. Hey, Jambo. Aww. Can we get Jambo on the mic? Can he say a few words on his state of YouTube? Yeah, I'll try and get you.

I'll lay a B for him. Jambra. Come on, Jambo. Do some rapping. I think Jambo's a little upset today. That'll be good for the mic. It's better when they're angry. Jimbae. Yeah, he's not saying much.

Yeah, this is the worst rap of all time. Jambo only talks when he's like looking around or walking around the house and he wants to make sure that people know he's on the run. He just wants to make sure. Well, yeah, because if he's around someone, you know he's on the run. He just wants to make sure. Well, yeah, because if he's around someone, you know he's there.

He wants attention. Yeah, he wants that fucking attention. And he gets it when he's with people, so he doesn't he doesn't, you know, he doesn't meow. He is so talkative when someone leaves, though. Because he wants them back. Would you say Jambo is a brat?

No. Jambo's a nice fellow. Would you say Jambo is a girl boss? Jambo is a... He's a boy. Or a male wife. Do you think he's a male wife? I wouldn't call him a male wife. Okay.

What about a male boss? What about a male boss? Does that mean he's gay and he's the bottom? I mean, is he? No, my cat's not gay. He better not. What if he is? My cat is not gay.

Okay. Did you guys see how many views that fucking Spider-Man trailer got in like the first hour it was at like 20 million views this has got to be like the biggest fucking movie event in years i thought i heard the opening weekend had like a like a killer release like it was the best opening weekend in a long or like maybe ever really yeah because because there hasn't been a good movie in two years. No, aren't people seeing it?

What? People watching it? I thought it was coming out next weekend. Jeremy Johns did a review. I thought it came out tomorrow. I thought I read some shit about it doing well. Maybe it's pre-ticket sales? Or maybe it's out in Europe and

Australia because it's like pre-ticket sales? Or maybe it's out in Europe and like Australia? Because it's Thursday for them. Hasn't there been like no good movies for like three years? Yeah, I feel like... What? Should we tell them? Should we tell them? It's been about ten minutes. No!

You have not do it again! No fucking way! Oh my god! You've been robot-y since like the end of the episode. Mika, you didn't even say anything! You what? Oh, you what? Oh my god.

Okay, I guess people are predicting that it's going to have the big like a 150 million plus debut i could see that it's crazy there's so much hype i feel more hype than i've seen in a movie in years dude would you say the hype is is at the level of the uh um infinity war or no what was the what was the last Avengers movie? Is it Endgame? Oh yeah, Endgame. Would you say there's more hype for this than Endgame? I don't

know. I just think Spider-Man is such a cooler thing than fucking all the Avengers movies. I agree, actually. Yeah, I think Spider-Man is a beloved character. I don't know a single person who dislikes

Spider-Man, pretty much. Yeah, I hate superheroes. It's the only superhero I like. That's what I hear a lot. A lot of people who are like, superheroes are dumb and don't like superheroes at all, they'll really like Spider-Man. I mean, I think that's cool like

spider-man's you know i think you're cool mika oh i think you're mika you're really cool you're really cool mika thank you thank you you're a cool guy thanks man i think you're really cool oh thanks i think you're all really cool too even a panda fuck fuck all of you no well my mic is fucked up you gotta tell me viewers do you see the lack of communication are you really expecting communication

on the sleep deprived podcast no no no I'm not well my mic is good now, though? Yeah. A panda? That's a lie. You're a male life.

Yeah. Okay. We should make our own superhero. Okay. What would our superhero's power be? I think he would get bit by uh not a spider but a fly oh he gets really infected in terms of this big bloated mess fly man just fly man it's like it's really gross and disgusting you lay eggs fly man's power can he just like to rub his hands together and like yeah and I

wanted to be played by Tobey Maguire's Tobey Maguire as Fly Man. Yeah. What about the villains? We need villains. The villain is the swatter. The electric swatter. It's like motorized fly swatter with his arms spinning around. And that's it. Otherwise, it's just a guy. Yeah.

Just a normal dude. No, it's just some grandma holding a motorized flying swatter the love interest is like a piece of bread yeah no the love interest is a horse carcass dude this is hype as fuck it's so hot i'm really hyped now. We gotta get this funded. Can the fly swatter be played by Willem Dafoe? Oh, absolutely. I would have it no other way. Who the fuck names their kid Willem? I think they just spelled it wrong.

Yeah, it was right after labor. The mom was like, I'm so excited to name my child Willem. But then she like forgot. i'm so excited to name my child william but then she like forgot i'm so excited has anyone ever been excited to name their child william or william for that matter i mean maybe she was just in pain and that was just like a scream and they just had to write something down. Okay, I guess I'll just write that down. Willam, okay. Yeah, the doctor is like, are you sure Willam? Willam did?

It hurts! Who knows, maybe in like, when was he born? The thing's like, the thing's like, fucking head is on backwards. I guess, man. In 1930, I bet people were excited to name their kids William or Willem. Yeah. The new hip thing.

The baby comes out. It's like missing its eyeball. And the doctor's like, no, you can't name it William. It's got no eye. Oh! That would get a lot of karma on Reddit, dude. R slash funny.

Willem. I bet if you, yeah, actually, if you put that on Reddit right now, you would get... It actually would get like 16,000 likes. Someone put that on Reddit, man. Someone put that on Reddit right now, you would get... It actually would get like 16,000. Put that on Reddit. Someone put that on Reddit, man. Someone put that on Reddit. Please get it trending.

Willem. Can Flyman, like, can he have a Reddit account? Not a Reddit account, but can his... He's browsing Reddit when he gets bit by the fly what does his voice sound like he can like meet a sidekick on reddit because he has like oh his voice he would probably sound like um he'd probably sound like toby mcguire oh that'd be good he has i the fly. I'm the fly man. Nobody likes me, but whatever. I'm different.

That just sounds like Danny DeVito. I'm the fly man. He has a perpetual buzz in his throat that he can't help. Mike Wazowski. I'm the fly man. Oh my god. I hate the fly man now. I don't care if people like me. I'm the fly man Oh my god I hate the fly man now I don't care if people like me I'm different Thanks for the gold Kind stranger

Instead of New York it should take place in like Detroit That's a perfect setting Yeah or like Alaska right that's the perfect setting yeah we're like alaska what's a fly doing in alaska you don't know anything about flies man what they live in alaska aren't all flies from alaska that's a lie where did did you hear that? I'm pretty sure, like, I saw this on Nat Geo. Like, all flies are from Alaska, and then they migrate after they're born in Alaska. We need to bomb Alaska.

Oh my god. Flies are annoying, dude. I'm not gonna lie, I'm actually, like... You know how people have, have like fears of spiders or like fears of like snakes i'm actually extremely scared of flies because this one time i was on vacation in like some like former soviet union uh country and like they have this like cult um glass pyramid or it's like a glass dome and like they formed this religion there or something yeah the hell i can't remember what it's called but um it's like some glass dome in the middle

of a forest and like apparently nothing is supposed to get in or out but then like you walk in and you're supposed to like walk in this certain pattern to get to the center and like this fly kept like bothering me and it came out of nowhere and i was like okay this is a terrible omen and ever since then like flies have just kept landing on me and it freaks me out yeah i don't like that man no it's actually really freaky i'm i'm super scared of flies i don't like them like if i hear buzzing in my ears no No, seriously. Yeah, that sucks. Honestly, flies are pretty annoying. They're not flies.

I like bugs, but any bug with wings can just fuck off. Mosquitoes are one of the worst animals ever. Yeah. I think objectively they are the worst animal ever. They've killed more people than any other. That's true. Nah, you're 100% right. I think mosquitoes

should just go extinct. Mosquitoes? I think they should too. Yeah, we should probably take this to Twitter. Why is Bill Gates fighting malaria when he should be fighting mosquitoes? The real enemy. Yeah. There's probably a

few cool mosquitoes. No. No, no. Not really. There might be like one cool one. What makes him cool? Maybe one of them is just like, yeah, I don't feel like sucking blood. What does he suck then?

I don't know. He just chills out. He sucks that mosquito dick. He's an existentialist mosquito. He's like, he just flies off towards the sun. He's like, I don't want to do this. I don't want to. That might exist.

So we can't write them all off. Okay. Well, I mean, like, you know, if there's a mosquito whose sole purpose is to just fly into the sun. Sure. I respect that okay like that eternals movie yeah oh i ended up seeing it it was uh bad wasn't great not gonna lie i i don't understand why icarus like he like he he i don't know why he chose to fly into the sun at the end of it. That's how a regular show ended. Pops flew into the sun.

Really? Yeah. He died. He actually canonically died. Wait, why? He was fighting evil Pops. Oh. Evil Pops? Yeah.

Evil Pops. Woohoo! fighting evil pops. Oh. Evil pops? Yeah. Evil pops. Ah-hoo! Maybe I'm gonna fly into the sun. We should do it together. Yeah. We should do it on our sponsored JetBlue flight. Yes!

Thank you JetBlue for flying us into the sun. Thank you JetBlue for flying us into the sun. Thank you JetBlue for charting a direct course. I mean, that's the goal, right? That's the final goal is to get a JetBlue sponsorship. Once we've done that, it's over. That'd be crazy. Dude, how could we make a JetBlue sponsorship happen?

We need connections to JetBlue. Do you think Kyle could help? Manscaped wouldn't like that, man. Well, you can shave on the plane. You could. You totally could. Plus, the Walmart 4.0 has a travel lock.

Oh my god! That's so true! I remember that 3.0 turned on in my travel bag, and I got it. It was out of battery by the end of the flight. And I was like, man, I wish I had a 3.0 turned on in my travel bag, and it was out of battery by the end of the flight. And I was like, man, I wish I had a 4.0. You realized it was your vibrator. No, it was not my vibrator. It doesn't fit in the little travel bag.

Oh, wow. No cap. I love the 4.0 so much. I can't wait for 2022 and the 5.0. Really? I mean, I feel like Manscaped does like COD style releases every year. There's a new Manscaped. A new Manscaped drop.

Yeah. That means they're going to get really shitty after like the sixth one. No, they never. No, they would never. They can't. They can't. They're a good product. Have you guys ever watched Smosh Babies? What? It's like this animation of Smosh, but as babies.

Does it come with an El Español? El Smosh Babies? What are you talking about? You need to look this up. Every single person, look up Smosh Babies. This is what I grew up on. This is my culture. What?

Oh my god, I'm watching it right now. This is awful. I'll look up Smosh babies. This is really bad. Oh my god, it's been so long. This is fucking hype. This is why you are the way you are What does that mean? I just missed teleporting fat guy

I never watched that That always pissed me off Because every Smosh video would end and it would show teleporting fat guy What does he do? He teleports And he's fat That's a joke that wouldn't fly today Cancel culture

Cancel culture would eat that. This Smosh babies looks vile. It's like big mouth but worse. Oh god. Shut up. Cartoons. Shout out to Boxman though.

Is that what they say during El Smosh? Shout out to Flyman. Anyways. Is that what they say during El Smosh? Callate. Shout out to Flyman. Anyways. What the fuck? There's 55 Smosh babies? What the fuck?

Like they had 55 of them? 55 episodes. What the hell? I need to binge this shit again. That's enough to make me not want to live bababooey bababooey bababooey bababooey

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