Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #46

Episode Date: January 3, 2022

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Hey everybody, welcome to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. I don't know what episode this is, but it's gonna be a good one. 46. 46. I'm joined here by a panda who is coughing up a storm. Wait, we got it. For 46. We're all sick.

Yeah, panda is coughing up a motherfucking storm. What is going on today? The mucus flew on my monitor Let's pass around a loogie right now Here you go I got it Somebody's gotta catch it, it's flying Oh, it's gonna land on the ground

So he doesn't catch it soon I already spit on it And it hit the ground Well, it's New to land on the ground so he doesn't catch it soon. Well, I already spit on it. And it hit the ground. Well, it's New Year's time, everybody. How did we enjoy Christmas? How did we like all the festivities? Was it good?

Sucked! It sucked? Why did it suck? Santa didn't come. Yeah, I didn't come either. Well, I wasn't joking when I said I would trap him in the room and then, you do the whole hot milk thing that wasn't a joke he's he's dead you killed santa i killed santa he's gone are you sure you want to say that without a lawyer present uh let me just talk to my lawyer quickly quickly okay okay uh okay so uh i killed santa jesus christ man what the hell's going into you why would you do that why did i do that yeah why why why would you do that

since we were talking about how we would kill santa oh my god okay i was i was streaming our recording of the podcast for three minutes you were streaming oh my i was just streaming for three minutes it's okay i ended it did did people tune in yeah everyone in the chat is like lamal mika what the fuck? Mika, what the hell? That's funny as shit. Hey, Schlatt. That's funny as shit. Wow.

I'm keeping that up, just two and a half minutes. You should. That's funny as shit. I hope I didn't say anything. Yeah, just don't mention it anymore. Yeah, well, now it's out there. Mika did kill Santa Claus, and you heard it here first, folks.

And I ruined Astro's Christmas too. Hey, at least Astro was able to farm some primes. Am I right? Yeah, I got a little bits out of that. You got some bits? Did you really get some fucking bits? I swear to God, you got bits from that? Fuck you, man.

I'm going to stream every podcast. You should. Honestly, I'd be down. I'd be down to stream it. That'd be sick. That'd be pretty sick. Who wants to see a sleep-deprived podcast stream? Everybody, leave a comment down below and we'll definitely stream it.

I mean, we definitely will. Mika gets my account banned by saying he killed somebody. Can that get your account banned? You gotta say in Minecraft afterwards. Wait, so you can actually get banned for that? For telling, like, a threat? No, I mean, I don't know. Maybe, I don't know.

People get banned for the dumbest shit now. You, like, say cracker in your account. Hey! You're lucky you turned that fucking stream off, dude. Oh my god! I turned that stream off! Wait, I gotta check. Okay, I'm not streaming. i said cuck on stream and i

completely forgot you can't say that you can't say cuck no you can't right you can't say incel simper cuck right oh i don't know well i'm sure it'll be fine if you say cuck in minecraft yeah cuck in minecraft yeah and just to clarify, I killed Santa in Minecraft. Yeah, I mean, it's a video game. Maybe you can say Cuck, because the Cuck shit, right? So surely you can say it. Yeah, probably. I did do the Cuck shit.

I made that thing, I remember. Distinctly remember the Cuck shit. Oh, you don't know what the Cuck shit is? Oh, that's cool. Yeah, that's cool, man. Wow, Mika. Just say you don't know what the cock shit is oh that's cool yeah that's cool man wow just say you don't uh like care or think i'm cool next time you know don't know what the fucking cock shit is the cock shit was the funniest thing that happened in 2019 it was a good sacred moment i've just never heard of it so what how dude why the fuck are you getting why are you why are you pulling this shit on me right now, man?

Super rude. First you kill Santa Claus. In Minecraft. In Minecraft. And now you shit on all my hopes and dreams in Minecraft, too? Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, you should be. You should be, you bitch. Well, maybe our listeners would like a reminder to... Yeah, can you explain the deep lore of the cock shed?

Oh, the cock shed is just a cobblestone house I made that I put people in, and then there's a trap door on the floor, and I'd pull the little lever, and then they'd fall into the water and couldn't get out as I left with a shitty webcam microphone. It's funny, right?

It was really funny. It was funny at the time. People don't realize. It's like a relic of the past. It doesn't sound funny now, but I swear to you, when you were witnessing it live, it was funny as hell. It was revolutionary for the time. I think we can agree. You didn't watch it, so shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up, man. Seriously. I'm done with you today. I'm done with you today. I think we should put Mika in there. I think we should put Mika in the cook show. So wait, what's going to happen? I wasn't listening when you

described it. You're gonna get a swirly. It basically feels like you're getting a swirly. You know what a swirly is? Yeah, it used to happen to me all the time. Are you serious? Wait, really? No. Wow, another great

joke for Mika, everybody. He lied about getting swirlies. He lied. He pretended to be a bullied person, but he wasn't. He was actually

the bullier. He was the one supplying You're the bully, Mika. He was supplying the swirlies. The swirly dealer. No, I he was supplying the swirlies the swirly dealer no i wasn't supplying the swirlies you were you were you were supplying the swirlies just swirly extortion i mean i i didn't really participate in the swirly economy you know i didn't know what that sounds a lot like? Oh, you got paint. How much is a swirly worth in spitballs? What's the conversion rate on that?

53 spitballs. Wow. Damn, really? That's a lot. Mm-hmm. Those babies take a while to make. Yeah. Also worth two Hillary Clinton globules. Oh! Her globules. The globules. Oh!

The globules, that's big. I'd give her a fucking swirly. I think she got she didn't get enough of them as a kid. She could give me a swirly, you know what I'm saying? What? You know that Hillary Clinton swirly?

With her mouth? Yeah, man. And her tongue? I know what you're talking about. You're a freak. So how was your Christmas, Schlatt and Panda? Oh, I guess I just... Sorry, I thought

you answered. It was good. How was your Christmas, Astro? Oh, wait, now you're not gonna ask us, you're just gonna skip the question. Oh, now you're gonna ignore Slab. Ignore us, too. Nobody wants to know my Christmas. You're just doing everything wrong tonight, and I wanna let you know that you just have fucked up

several times, and if you fuck up one more time, I think we're going to vote you off the podcast. To be honest. Oh my god, like Among Us. Yeah. Okay, I'll I'll keep myself in check.

Alright. Thanks, man. So who whose fucking Christmas are you gonna ask about? Whose fucking Christmas is it gonna be? I'm a safe bet, Mika. So anyone who

Who's fucking Christmas? Would anyone like to share about their Christmas? No. Do you even know our names, dude? You can't even say our names. You don't even know our names. You can't even respect us for our names.

He's striking out. What's my name, Mika? What's my name? Astrosyst. You're lucky. Out of Astrosyst, schlatt and a panda would any of these fine wonderful amazing you're telling the line you're telling the line be careful cool super cool awesome people hot sexy talk about my people pp big co Big cocks? Talk about my cock size.

Well-endowed people like to share about their Christmas. No. No? Yeah, not really. Well, since you asked, Mika, my Christmas was okay. I'm glad, dude. You know what I got for Christmas?

I got the LeBron James filled with water. Excuse me? Do you know what I'm talking about? The LeBron James you can stretch? It's like the Armstrong. You skinned LeBron James and then filled him with water? Oh my god.

You actually got this? I got this. This guy right here. Oh. From Space Jam? Why did you get that? You best believe I was stretching it out. You got Space Jam LeBron?

I got the Space Jam LeBron. Did you ask for that? What do you call him? Is it like Jabron? Is that his canonical name? Like Space Jam... Never mind. Wait, so it's a LeBron James filled with jam?

Yeah, and you stretch him out. Oh, speaking of jam, hey, Jambo, how are you? Oh, hey, Jambo. Can Jambo stretch like that? I don't know. Jambo just curled up right in my lap, though. Wish my cat did that. Yeah, yeah.

Sometimes, I mean, they're just better cats, and I think I've got to... Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Sometimes, I mean, they're just better cats. And I think I've got to... Oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I see, okay. No, I mean, am I lying? Am I wrong? Yeah, you gotta get a cat like Kiwi and Jambo up in... Oh, now you're bringing up Kiwi, no. Hey, Kiwi sits on my lap all the time.

My cat sits on my bed and she stinks. But I still love her. Like smelly? Like actually stinky? She's kind of stinky, yeah You could like clean it No What the fuck? What was that?

What was that little joker laugh? No I found out I can do that I do that laugh sometimes And I've kind of I know how to force it now do it again can you do it again?

yeah do it again oh so you can't no I can I can ok prove it do it no I don't I think he'll let it fly at a more natural time I think when it works the best

you sound like that guy who was talking to his mcdonald's co-worker on tiktok and was like trying to convince her that he had the joker laugh and that people tell him he laughs like the joker and then he was like laughing like the joker in front of what What was that? You sound gagged. Me? Me? Dude, that was normal. Oh.

Do you have a gag in your mouth? I'm gonna stretch you like a LeBron James stretchy doll. I'm gonna stretch your arms so long. He would like that. You too, Asher. I'm going to stretch your legs. Do it.

Do it. Stretch me. Wait, my legs? Yeah, your legs. Stretch my legs open? How come his legs? No, I'm going to stretch them like a slingshot. They're all yours.

What do you guys think about 90s kids and slingshots? Like, that was a thing. I don't think that was ever a thing. Yeah? What's that fucking yellow guy? What's that little creature called? Not LeBron James. Pikachu. No. Not Homer. Spongebob.

No, it's like Homer. Bart Simpson. Bart Simpson had a slingshot. I'm pretty sure he existed before the 90s. Yeah, but didn't all the 90s kids love him because he was so cool? He had a skateboard Yeah that was pretty 90s Yeah that was very 90s

Also he said Haha You stink He also pulls out his bare ass He did that Wait he does can you wink me No Eat my shorts He did that. Wait, he does? Can you link me? No.

Eat my shorts. You guys want to roleplay or LARP as the Simpsons? Yeah. Okay, I'll be OJ Simpson. Dude, stay away from me. Who wants to mess with me? I'll be... Who should I mess with me? I'll be... Who should I be?

I guess I should be Marge, right? Yeah. I could be Homer. Okay. Sly, who are you going to be? Bart. Okay. All right.

Actually, can I be Maggie? The baby? Yeah. We can't be Homer. We can't not have a Homer. Okay, I'll be Homer. Yeah, there needs to be a Homer. Okay.

Alright, start the scene. Oh, hi. Homer walks in. Hi, Marge. Uh, donut? Oh, hi, homie. Jesus Christ, can I have a donut? Homie, I love you.

Knock, knock, knock. Who's there? It's fucking me. It's fucking me. What's the kid's name? Bart, you little shit. Fuck you, Bart. What's the fucking kid's name?

Knock, knock, I'm at the door. Open up. It's Bart. Open the door, Bart. Wait, isn't the adult Bart? No. Oh, that's Homer. Hey, guys, it's me, OJ Simpson. I have a knife. Watch out. OJ Simpson? Slash. Slash. I'm slashing Homer'sash. Slash.

I'm slashing Homer's neck. Slash. Slash. Slash. My homie! Bart's next. No, not Bart! Here, Bart.

I skateboard across his face. Oh, shit. I land a sick nollie on OJ Simpson's face. And then I do a famous football move. I 360, and then I put my hand out, and I catch a football, and I run out. Bye. No way. And then I come back to life as Homer, and I drive to my job at the nuclear power plant,

and I press the button that explodes the nuclear power plant. Why would you go to work after being stabbed? And then Brian Griffin's like, I'm an atheist. So, Schlatt, that seems like your Christmas, huh? Yeah, that went exactly how I remember, actually.

How was your Christmas? Do you want my honest answer? Yeah. It was awesome. I love spending time with my family. And I got, you know, they never give me gifts. But at the end of the day,

I don't really ask for any gifts because I know that I don't, like, I don't know. Buy my own clothes and shit. He's got his own clothes! Sometimes the best gift is family. Yeah, that's a fucking pussy-ass way of putting it, but... Alright, something money can't buy. There's just some things money can't buy.

Friends and family and love. What? Wow. In Japan, you can rent a family. You can do that. For Christmas? Yeah. For any moment of time.

You can just rent fake parents, fake siblings. Actually, money can buy you a family. It's not the same. You can pay them to do it forever. There's people that will be your wife for like 20 years. Actually, I bet they develop Stockholm Syndrome

and they would actually like being around you. You're right. I'm wrong. Money can buy everything. Money can buy everything. There's not a problem money can't solve i wish i could buy uh uh happiness you you can't jimbo stop biting on the fucking wires man stop biting on the fucking wires mika here's what you can do.

You can donate your money to charity, and if you see the smiles of a little kid who doesn't have an arm or something, maybe you'll be happy. Thanks, man. That sounds like a good idea. He'll stick his one thumb up and be like, thank you so much. Jambo, stop biting on the fucking wires!

Not the other one, though. Stop! No, another hand. You're biting on the fucking wires Not the other one though Stop Another hand He doesn't have a hand He only has one hand What did you guys get for Christmas T-shirt I got these things from Trader Joe's.

It's like ornaments, but they have hot cocoa mix in them. What? Yeah. So did you drink out of the ornament? No, you just unload it into the mug. Okay. That's kind of cute. Some of Trader Joe's finest.

You got betradered? i did get a little betrayed speaking of traitors i heard that um the queen of england she actually might be oh what is it a traitor no jesus christ man what what do you know what happened i'm in a place wait what did something happen she literally just died and you're talking about this sorry well so the theory goes because you know how when when couples have been together for years and years right yeah so when one of them dies you know it's not very long before the other one follows so a lot of people are speculating since the queen has been out of the public eye and she got really sick that they're just pretending she's alive and they're just kind of they're trying to keep her alive in the public

keep her alive in the public eye but in in reality, she might have died weeks ago. I heard that she learned Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, and it's been a clone for a while. Wow. I wish the queen could learn that sexy jutsu, though. You think the queen could learn that sexy jutsu?

The finger in the ass jutsu? I wonder if the queen could use the death seal on the queen but don't the kage bunshins only last for like a bit before they like puff away wait but once she dies they can just use the reanimation jutsu

and bring her back to life so she'll never die wait no I meant what's the electric one called? Oh, it's... Chidori. Chidori. Chidori.

I'm going to Chidori the queen. Oh, Itachi could use his Mangekyou Sharingan to put you in an infinite Tsukiyomi where you're constantly stuck with the queen. That sounds awful. You can't leave it and it lasts a thousand years in your head. Well, Schlatt is kind of the expert at predicting, you know, deaths. So, I don't know. What do you feel, Schlatt? Is she alive?

Yeah, I reckon. Throw another one out. I reckon she'll be gone soon. Be gone. What? Just the way you worded it. Be gone soon. I reckon she will be.

She'll be gone. Jambo's looking at me. Jambo's looking at me with these crazy eyes right now. It's the thirst for blood. What the hell's wrong with my cat? She's a queen spy. Let me show you what my cat looks like. I swear to God, it's so bizarre.

It's like Harry the Platypus. If you ever died, do you think Jambo would eat you? Yeah. That's so awesome, isn't it? He ate magnets. Of course he's going to eat me. I'm more yummy than magnets, I hope. Oh, he looks kind of cute, though.

Moist, can we put a picture on the screen of Jambo looking cute and just kind of... Jambo's gotten so big. He's a fat shit. Jambo's all grown up. He's a fat shit. That's so funny. You should Photoshop it to where it doesn't have the backside of Jambo. It's just like...

It's just this part. Do you know what I'm talking about? It's just the torso, yeah. And then put it in a bowl of chicken soup. Do you overfeed Jambo? Do you abuse your animal? No, I don't purposely overfeed him. However, once I spent thousands and thousands of dollars

trying to get ten magnets out of his stomach I figured it would be better if he wasn't fucking hungry all the time so I did start feeding him more yeah and now he's a big boy and honestly I'll take it over another life threatening trip to the

fucking vet because he's a dumb piece of kitty you know he he's a dumb piece of kitty. You know, he's just a dumb little lovable guy. He'll eat magnets if I don't feed him a lot. And that's... And you know what?

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Well, I said it. Well, thanks for saying that. I'm so glad I did. Dude, deck the balls. The bells of Jolly. They never said that. I know, but they should have. That's what I'm saying.

How did they miss that? Deck the balls? How did they miss deck the balls? What the fuck? Yeah, what the fuck? That's awful. How did you actually miss deck the balls? Jingle balls.

Oh, shit. How did they miss jingle balls? They didn't say that. That one's even more obvious. Did they miss jingle balls? They did. I think they did. Mm-hmm. was they did i think they did you know i'm really happy that on the on the cusp of new year's i'm

spending it with some some fun good pals of mine and i i am happy to be here and i appreciate you guys and i was wondering what goals you had for 2022 you're not making up you're not making up for earlier okay you're never to make up for that. It sounds like you were going to say friends, Mika. Why didn't you just say friends? Why pals? Friends. Thank you. Friends. Wait,

why'd you ask? What your guys' plans for 2022 are. I'm going to get a million subscribers. I believe it. Ooh. You to get a million subscribers. I believe it. Do you think? Oh, definitely. I believe it. This is your year?

I'm going to get a million Twitch subs. You know what? All at tier three. We're going to get a million subscribers on this channel. I can tell. Fuck yeah. Yep. Two million even.

Two? Well, I think that's a little crazy. Three million? Three! Let's go to three! What? I was thinking the same thing. Three million.

What the heck? Three million. I think we're going to get there. Oh, yeah. Three milli. Oh, my goodness. This is awful. I think we could do three milli.

I don't think we're going to be able to pull it off, but that's just me saying that. 30 milli. And I'm a goofy guy Yeah 30 milli sounds more accurate actually Now that I think about it You guys are nutso bananas right now I don't know what you guys are talking about 300 milli

300 million subscribers this year Over 9000 Here we come Over 9000? What the hell? I'm firing my laser Octagonopus Yes 9,000. Here we come. Over 9,000? What the hell? I'm firing my laser. Octogonopus. Yes.

Octogonopus. Octogonopus. I'm firing my laser. Man, the fucking laser collection. What a time. What's your goal for 2022, Schlatt? I want to own equity and more companies. I'm going to do a hostile takeover of a company, actually. I'm going to bear hug a very small company.

Is that the thing where you buy 51% of the shares so that you have all the say of the company and basically hold them hostage so basically um you offer to buy the company at way more than what it's worth which is like yeah you you buy a controlling share of the company at a price that is way more than it's worth and then all the investors of the company who may have waning confidence in the actual company and its leadership are like,

oh, well, I don't really trust you guys can make the company more valuable than this, so I think you should take it and just get... And basically, it's like the current investors pressure the current owners into giving the company to another entity. It's scary. Yeah, so I'm going to bear hug a couple companies. And actually, a couple of small businesses.

I'm going to find an Etsy artist and do it. That's pretty brutal, dude. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's a shark-eat-shark world or however that, whatever that means. Doggy dog world. It's a doggy dog world.

It's a doggy dog world. Snoop Doggy Dog World. And you know what? You're just a little kitty cat a little okay that's it dog world you know you should do a hostile takeover of uh a panda's youtube channel oh my god you said it right before it gets a million dude and then you take the play button exactly what the hell I would never do that you can't take another man's play button you can't take another man's play button

oh is this a good time to decide who should get what part of the play button because I don't know if you were here for this because you might have been in the bathroom but we were thinking if you were sitting in a sleep deprived play button we should like cut it into four parts oh um But we were thinking if we put a sleep-deprived play button, we should cut it into four parts.

Oh. I'm down, actually. It's pretty funny, right? What, like vertically? I think we've got to do corners. Yeah, I was thinking corners. Corners, okay. Yeah, I was thinking corners. Well, I mean, maybe the viewers can also help us figure out like if there

are any engineers out there because like if you cut the top corners you actually can't see what the plaque belongs to oh that's that's true maybe it should be vertical lines yeah like i'm just i'm wondering or maybe we'll just all forget and then one day we'll take all the pieces together when we meet, and then we'll put it together. Oh, shit. And we'll be like, holy shit, wait, this is for sleep deprived. Oh. Oh, that's a good idea. That's a good idea.

That's like Infinity War Thanos. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. We'll have all the power stones. Yeah, man. And we'll summon Moist. Oh, man. We'll have all the power stones. Yeah, man. And we'll summon Moist. Oh, no. Editor Moist from Australia.

That'd be fantastic. I'd love to summon him. I'm at a Moist. That'd be sick. You did? Really? I'm at Moist. Where?

At a party. That's cool. Shout out to Moist for being the best editor ever. Oh, yeah. That's cool. Shout out to Moist for being the best editor ever. Moist knows. Moist, thank you for all your service. Thank you for your service on the sleep-deprived crew. Yes. Without Moist,

we wouldn't be making the podcast. Plain and simple. Happy New Year, Moist. Maybe one day we should bring him on. Oh, maybe. No. No. No views?

No. Just no. Come on, no. Don't be silly. We keep the help where we want them. Yeah, we can't make him too powerful. No. He'll start being like, oh, pay me more than $20 per episode.

That's true. I didn't think about that. Yeah. In the coming week I didn't think about that. In the coming week, you pay him $20. What? Oh, that's way too much, dude. Wait, you never... Yeah, I get it. I didn't expect that.

Oh. Oh. Peter. Hey, Peter. Hey, Peter. Hey, Peter. Hey, Peter. Hey, Peter. Hey, Peter. Hey, Peter.

What? Hey, Peter. Hey, Peter. Hey, Peter. Hey, Peter. Well, I think also another big thank you we should do is for the viewers and listeners of the Sleep Deprived Podcast. Ah, fuck them. Fuck those people.

Tommy in California. Fuck you. Who else is there? Fuck everyone named Bartholomew. That's like the worst name. There is no one watching this podcast named Bartholomew that's like the worst name there's no one watching this podcast named Bartholomew oh there is Bartholomew comment right under this video there's no one named Bartholomew

there's gonna be one guy fuck you Jacob in New York yeah fuck Jacob fuck Jacob Samantha in New Jersey dude that's a fake name yeah fuck you suck fuck jacob tamantha in new jersey dude that's a fake name you just made that up like a t yeah that doesn't make any sense what about samantha

what about samantha no no that's not a samantha's out 2022 year of the Samantha the data is in Samantha it will be the number one baby name we should just change our name to Samantha from peas in a pod oh my god wait all of us change our name to that

like we're all Samantha no instead of being called the peas in a pod podcast we should just be called the Samantha awareness podcast oh right we're all Tamantha? No, instead of being called the Peas in a Pod podcast, we should just be called the Tamantha Awareness Podcast. Oh, right. We're the Peas in the Pod podcast right now. Holy shit. Yeah, I forgot about that.

It's a good era for us. It is a good era. We need to bring that back, I think. We're still in it. Yeah. We should all have our own names on peas in the pod can my name be cement yeah cement you want to be cement how come you want to be cement well my name is oj simpson no no it's not no see for the peas in the pod that's what it is cement Cement. I heard Samantha, but I accidentally heard cement, and I thought cement sounded cool.

Fair enough. I'm going to be Carlore. Okay, that's what I'm going to do. So who's Samantha? Samantha from New Jersey. Schlatt, do you want to be Samantha? Yeah, I'll be Samantha. That's fine, I guess.

Okay, cool. It's going to be some cool fan art. OJ Simpson hanging out with Samantha. And Cement and Carlore. Please draw OJ Simpson. Carlore is an angel with big demon

wings. Dude, that's cool. He hangs out by Grub's Tavern. My OJ Simpsons character also hangs out at Tubbs' Cavern and is an orc, seven feet tall. Cement has like a trillion packs, like six packs, but like a trillion of them. They go to the sky and, yeah.

Carlore is cool and suave and everyone thinks he's hot. What does Samantha look like? Samantha is a girl with pigtails and a mustache. It's like the mustache of someone who uses TikTok just for male grooming. Advice. Yeah, like they promote grooming. Advice. Yeah, like, they promote, like, Manscaped. Yeah.

Would you guys ever get a mustache tattoo on your finger? Oh, wow. That's awesome. Oh. Cool beans. Epic, yeah. That's awesome, dude.

That's epic bean sauce. That's awesome dude That's epic beans That's awesome That's awesome That's awesome That's lol cool That's amazeballs as fuck I'm rafflecoptering dude Oh my god Wow

God XD Well From everyone here at the Sleep Deprived Podcast And OJ Simpson Blaine Maxwell is next And we wish you From everyone here at the Sleep Deprived Podcast. And OJ Simpson. Blaine Maxwell is next. And we wish you.

Blaine Maxwell. Is that her name? Blaine. Is her hair actually? Yeah, it's Blaine actually. Blaine Max Ball. Blaine Max Balls. Blaine Max Balls. I'd have to slain Max Balls.

That's a maze ball scene. I'd have to slain Max Balls. We'll die within the next three days. Happy New Year, everyone. Happy New Year, everyone. Be safe. Be healthy. God bless America. OJ Simpson is innocent I don't have DNA in my

veins I have USA I have Kool-Aid in my veins goodnight everybody goodnight everyone have a great new year podcast bye bye

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