Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #47
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Hey everybody, welcome back to Sleep Deprived Podcast episode 47!
Yeah!
Let's go!
Mika, you sound worse than Prince Philip.
What the heck's going on with you?
Well, you see, the thing is, I got sick last time, right?
And then I was getting better.
Yeah.
And then, like, last night, it just hit me like a truck.
And now I'm just like...
What hit you like a truck?
The sickness, dude. dude damn down with the sickness
down with the sick so you're more like you're more like princess deanna then
i guess
you see i i took a covid test and my covid test came back negative and i was getting better
and then i got as they say hit by a truck i got hit by the truck of sickness
but a real truck not a real truck a metaphorical truck of sickness it just came in
you're really confusing here man is it a truck or not it's a metaphorical truck of sickness it just came in you're really confusing here man is it
a truck or not it's a metaphorical truck and it came in and just just hit me you know hit it you
know like in the movies where people get hit by trucks and then they just they're like oh i got
hit by a truck and then that sounds like a porn movie oh i hate being sick let me tell you why
because i had so many plans dude i was gonna make a video i was gonna finish my album i was gonna
like do a whole bunch of stuff and now and now i got school in five days and i had to cancel my dentist appointment
and i'm hot all the time and sweaty and i you are hot all the time that is true thank you but i mean
like temperature wise you know like i'm like a little turkey that that in the oven they're not
even playing it up huh you just actually sound actually sound like that. This is just real.
You remember that time I got a nosebleed on this podcast?
Yeah.
Is it happening again?
Well, over the past two weeks, I've gotten five nosebleeds.
Pretty funny.
It's pretty funny.
If we play this up some more, we can start a GoFundMe or something.
Oh.
Make some money.
Sick man needs money for medical bills for tylenol
i can't afford tylenol are you kidding me that's why we need the gofundme oh man start it up
i'll fax no printer but any gas no brakes yeah what's the worst you've ever guys have been sick
no i don't want to talk about that okay okay i guess you're not illin yeah that's a bad topic
i got i got the swine flu back in like 09 was it no i feel like it was later than that. Probably like 2015. You're joking. No, yeah, I got the swine flu.
Really?
Yeah, I was in middle school, I think.
Right?
That's when that was out.
I actually got Ebola, too.
Can you believe that shit?
Okay.
I was the one dude in New York who got Ebola.
Okay, well, now we know you're tricking us.
I shouldn't have licked the subway pole.
I actually got the black plague once.
I got the black plague last summer. You. I actually got the black plague once.
I got the black plague like last summer.
You did?
You got the bubonic?
Yeah, I got the bubonic last summer. You got the bubonic chronic?
Yep.
Chronic by Dr. Dre.
Lasts 100 years.
The bubas plague.
The bitten pox?
Yeah, he sounds like a robot.
Yeah, you sound like a robot.
It wasn't until now, man.
We were really looking out for you this time.
True, we were on top of it.
We had a clipboard out and everything.
Mika had all the facts written down.
I did have the facts.
I don't even want to continue the bit.
I conducted a five-phase study to figure out if you're robot voicing.
And the data is in.
You're a robot.
Yep.
Did you really?
I'm a robot.
Well, you sure sound like one.
Do I still sound like it?
Yes.
Did you actually get the swine flu, Schlatt yeah i had h1n1 for sure
how do you like how do you know i'm not doubting i'm just like curious h1z1 no that's the that's
the battle royale oh i got that i think no a little bit of that daisy a little bit of that daisy.
A little bit of that daisy.
The daisy virus.
So, but how do you know you got the... Well, I'm just assuming because I got really sick around that time.
Oh, yeah.
And it also coincided with pneumonia.
So, it was real fun.
You had pneumonia?
Yeah, I lost a ton of weight.
Damn, I'm really sorry.
No, it's fine.
It was like 10 years ago, man.
You don't really have to give your condolences for that.
We're really sorry, man.
It didn't ruin my life or anything.
Don't worry about it.
I hope you're going to be okay.
I took the time to uh watch video game
high school again while i was in my deathbed is that by freddie wong yeah man that's rocket jump
that's freddie wong that's brandon latch freddie wong what the fuck that was the best shit to watch
on youtube back then oh yeah it still is the best shit to watch on youtube what is you what what
what is better on youtube oh i haven't seen it in a while But you're probably right
Smosh Babies is pretty good
Absolutely holds up, I'm telling you
Or What the Buck
What is What the Buck?
Michael Buckley is awesome
Dude
I still remember his intro
I whip it out whenever I want
What happened to that guy? I don't know man Let's figure it out Let's figure it out whenever I want. What happened to that guy?
I don't know, man.
Let's figure it out.
Let's figure it out.
All right.
Collect the data.
The data is in.
Michael Buckley died.
Oh?
By a truck.
A sick truck.
Asterisk whips it out.
Asterisk.
Are you saying my name?
No, I'm saying Asterisk whips it out. Asterisk. Are you saying my name? No, I'm saying asterisk.
This is confusing.
I'm doing a double take every time you say it.
Colon three. Asterisk
whips it out. What?
No.
What? Were you talking to me?
No, I...
No. What the hell is outside my window
right now? What the fuck? Hello? What the buck? What the buck is that? What the fuck is that? What the hell is outside my window right now what the fuck what the buck what the buck is
can we bring that that let's make that a saying what the fuck what the are you gonna bring it up
i don't even know what this is can somebody explain me that's because you're like four
years old okay dude stop i what the buck was very popular 10 years ago. I'm not a ward. I need to know. You're Michael Buckley.
We have to know.
That's really good. That's suspiciously good.
He sounds like the Joker.
I get an interview with Nardwark.
Don't say that.
And he just randomly goes,
Michael Buckley.
I'm like,
how the fuck you know that?
Pulls out a vinyl record, one of kind of michael buckley's hidden tunes
dude if i were a criminal i'd be really scared of nard war because he'd like
figure everything out they should hire him fed he's got fed energy
no don't say that about nard war no and like a nice way though like a good way a nice fed nark war
yeah not only gets hired by like the fucking dea
he pulls someone over rear quarter panel
just like him under the tire. Hey, hey, hey,
you know that was there.
Did you
know you're driving with a busted
taillight?
I'm gonna have to read you your rights.
The right to remain silent.
You're really good at it good North Calumet Avenue
does that ring a bell?
like bloody gloves
192.0.0.1
10 years ago you think I'd forget?
porno.com
slash gay
hard war no I know what you did last summer.
He just gets really dark.
He gets really dark.
His voice completely changes.
Maybe you shouldn't drive.
Oh, yeah, he does.
Oh, wow.
I want to run my fingers down that.
Okay, dude.
What?
You didn't have to say that
damn why is he so like
ripped and handsome
I feel like Narvar smells
really bad no you
can't say that come on like
Narvar smells like baby powder
come on now 100%
maybe maybe I don't know
no I think Astro might be right like I love
Narvar I love Narvar yeah I love him too I don't know no i think astra might be right like i love nard why i love nor
yeah i love him too i don't i don't think he smells bad i actually shampoos his chest hair
and that's the only part he probably has to i actually saw nard war like walking one time
in like no way yeah i think in my first year of university, but at the time, it didn't
hit me, but I was like, oh, the plaid,
the hat, the glasses.
Like, it's so funny, because
I watched a Nardwar video like
a month later, and I was like, oh.
Because he really makes a
striking impression on you.
What if it was just some random indie kid or something?
No, it was
definitely Nardwar.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Some people don't know how to end it.
Like, he'll keep going do-do-do-do-do, and people won't do the do-do.
So it just keeps going on and on forever.
That's so funny.
For you, Lil Uzi, a Rob Zombie poster.
So just like him.
It's a really good impression.
Eeeeeee!
How the fuck do you know that?
Hardware might be my only good impression.
It's really good.
You need to get a Joker impression.
It's not about the money it's that nard war nard war joker
it's about giving them vinyl
damn love that guy what was what was outside of your window though when you said what the
buck no some kind of bird it was narwhal he's gotta know he's gotta know
narwhal man he's funny i love him do you think we could get him on the podcast or is that like
no absolutely not that sucks can we get that's pretty sulker can we get
michael buckley on the podcast we could probably do michael buckley you don't remember what the
buck dude i have no idea who the buck buckley is oh my god you're the worst man
man go to go to sleep, bro.
Take some melatonin.
You're a mother fucker.
I may be paranoid, but not an android.
Wow, that's fucking deep.
Who wrote that?
Pretty good.
Tommy.
Melatonin.
Dude, I got sick.
I had one melatonin pill, milligrams i couldn't do shit i was
trying to sleep no my eyes they would shut but i couldn't sleep my mind was racing like
10 milligrams got you booting
i had melatonin last night melatonin got me brick i guess i i'd take way too much melatonin dude i'm i'm used to it at this
point a couple nights ago i was trying to sleep real bad i know i was trying to fix my sleep
schedule i took 30 what milligrams right woke up skin purple not not pills right yeah pills
30 milligrams i took three 10 milligrams.
That gives me really bad nightmares.
Really?
Really bad nightmares, yeah.
Like, whenever I take one, I pretty much always get horrible nightmares where I'm getting, like, murdered.
Oh, my God.
Like, every time.
And if I don't have them, it's fine.
But if I take them, it's terrible.
I've actually never had a melatonin, like, in my life.
Although I could use one right
about now not gonna lie i'm not gonna go out man they make you real sleepy yeah oh man so how does
melatonin work is it even real uh it tickles your balls a little bit oh what if it's that
thing what's that thing called when you imagine something
to work and it works placebo a gazebo honestly it might be a placebo placebo pussy ball it's
placebo it's a gazebo these are gazebos 10 milligrams melatonin thanks narwhal
how did you know i need melatonin?
You're a mucosicus.
We have to know.
That's how it goes.
That's how it goes.
Oh, my gosh, dude.
You're crazy.
What?
Who told you?
Who told you?
How to actually play Winston.
How did you know that, dude?
That was five years ago.
That's a deep cut. That's a deep cut.
That's a deep cut, dude.
I love how he's interviewing me on my YouTube stuff instead of my music stuff.
That'd be pretty funny.
So I got you this Winston Funko Pop.
Signed by the voice actor of Winston
No way
You didn't watch normal boots Mika Sarkis
I did watch normal boots
And Rocket Jump
Dude you're a wizard man
Dude I didn't even know that
Well
Well I mean
Was Rocket Jump not the best content
On YouTube
You know what was the best content on YouTube?
You know who's the best, Mika?
What?
You.
Yeah, you.
You are the best.
Thanks, man.
I think, you know what?
We're all pretty cool in our own special ways.
But you're especially cool.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
You're all cool.
We're all cool here. We're all cool.
You know what? Let's high five.
Well, I'm not going to touch you, man.
You're really sick.
I'll touch you.
You'll touch him?
I'll touch him.
I can see the sweat dripping down.
Mika, I want you to cut your hand, the middle of your hand.
I'll cut the middle of my hand.
Blood brothers.
Okay, here we go. Blood brothers, okay.
Here we go. You ready? Yeah.
Ah!
Alright, you ready to handshake?
I'm ready. Alright, here we go. Okay.
That's how you spread a disease right there.
A panda?
You want some of this
no I don't want to even be near you right now
what's up Mika
thanks for being my blood brother
dude this is
one part of one piece
we're like
we're like Jinbei and Luffy right now
bro one piece is so good
do you guys
finally
do you read or watch
uh i watch and read nice i've tried for the past like three years like every month i try once again
to watch one piece and i can't get through more than like a couple episodes without wanting to
die nah man you gotta read it you gotta read it
that's how it is oh man the main character just stretches his fucking arms around he's like a
rubber band yeah that's so cool that's like the lamest power ever yeah what power would you have
okay mind reading psychic ability flight you'd have to flight flight fruit
is that what it's yeah that sounds like gum gum fruit.
Oh my god.
Gum gum.
What kind of fruit would everyone have?
That's what it's fucking called, gum gum.
Gum gum.
Yeah.
What kind of fruit would everyone have?
Banana.
Just banana.
No shit.
There's no banana fruit.
What do you mean?
Banana.
There's no banana banana fruit. What do you mean? There's no banana banana fruit.
They're not normal fruits. They're weird fruits.
I'm a potato.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
I'd have monkey fruit.
Monkey fruit?
Isn't monkey fruit just banana?
Big ass fruit.
Big ass fruit? What the heck are you guys talking about?
It's one piece, man. You wouldn't understand.
I don't watch One Piece. Why would I know anything?
I don't like kids about it.
You have Netflix, I'm sure.
No, I don't have Netflix.
What?
Damn.
You gotta read One Piece.
And then you can watch the fights.
That's the one piece.
It's so long, guys.
It's thousands of episodes, man. it's not gonna happen life it's
a lifetime how long is one episode worth in the in the manga it's like 20 i think it's the same
it's like 20 pages per chapter oh it's a it's by chapter yeah how many chapters is a chapter
there's a thousand fucking chapters?
No, isn't there more, Mika?
There's probably more chapters than that. No, there's like a thousand something right now.
That's awful.
You take time away from the planet.
I'll send you the trouble of explaining this, Mika.
I'm not going to watch the show.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, so what if I watch it with you?
No, I'm not going to.
It's just a massive waste of time.
Oh, but waste of time?
You could spark note it.
You do not call the king of the pirates a waste of time.
Think of how many
eight minute long commentaries
you could make.
Oh my god.
No commentary could touch
the commentary between the marines the pirates the seven warlords of the
sea the social commentary i'm trying to i'm trying to get on that grind i'm trying to make stan lee
nfts wait what oh you didn't see that what happened yeah it's fucking awesome it's actually
the stan lee official twitter account uh for the man who died tweeted out an NFT collection based on one of his superheroes.
Oh, God.
And it was just like a profile picture project with slight variations, and Stan was one of them.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
What's worse, bringing people back from the dead for NFTs or bringing them back as holograms for, like, concerts?
I'd say NFTs.
I mean, like, the Tupac hologram was kind of cool.
Yeah, the Tupac one was pretty sick.
And, like, Miku?
I guess Miku isn't dead.
That's the thing.
She's always been blurring the line between alive and dead.
I'ma blur her lines.
Whoa.
Oh.
Blurred lines music video.
Hatsune Miku?
Blurred lines.
I know you want it.
I know you want it.
I know you want it.
I know you want it.
What do you guys think of Miley cyrus you guys like miley cyrus
you know she actually has a great voice uh sorry she is like a no i was gonna actually
say the same thing she's like a good singer but like her music sucks
damn you know what about hannah montana oh that shit's lit
yeah yeah all these kids network stations know how to do singers, I'm not going to lie.
Like, Big Time Rush.
I went to a concert for Big Time Rush.
Oh, my God.
It was so fucking, it was so hype.
Everyone was loving it.
I didn't even know they were still around.
Was it a big time?
It was a big time, yeah.
They sung all the songs they're
fucking like oh man like everyone was singing them they didn't even have to do anything everyone was
just singing the fucking songs say it wasn't even there 40 now are they 40 like how old are they
late 20s 30s no way 30s they got maybe they're in the 30s at this point oh yeah they're in the 30s now
so it was big time actual band yeah logan is 32 james is 31 kennels 31 they're all yeah they're
all early 30s they're an actual band yeah and they bought the rights to like they bought themselves
out of the viacom contract i'm pretty sure that's that's really cool actually yeah
another touring they did two shows uh and i guess they're working on an album or something
really dude what if they made a comeback what if it became like the next big thing
that would be that would be really cool i mean the jonas brothers did it
honestly the only reason they're doing it is because of the jonas brothers they're like oh shit wait people might remember us i remember them what came first the show or the band
oh the show of course oh where's where's gustavo he was at the concert man he walked
holy shit dude he walked out and he's like, where are my dogs? And everyone was screaming.
Yeah, everyone loved it.
Holy shit.
That's sick.
I'm going to have to go.
And then they rolled out Kendall on a stretcher because he was dead.
They rolled out his cold, lifeless, COVID-infested body.
Wait, what?
Who is this?
Kendall.
The main guy.
He wasn't at the concert because he had coveted oh yeah
man it's fine carlos carried you think that's gonna come up in a nard war interview i don't know
you sing us a little bit of big time rush i i'm not very familiar with the music
i know you want it i know you want it. I know you want it.
Cause you're a good girl.
My wife divorced me.
I am unhappy.
Bars.
This big time rush is sounding a lot like Robin Thicke.
Who names their kid Thicke. Who names their kid Dick?
You ever think about that?
This is unrelated, but I always thought about this.
How much do you have to hate your child to name them
Dick or something?
Well, I mean, what if they named them
Richard?
That too.
I think if you're naming your kid Richard, you know
there's that possibility that they could be called Dick.
Liquid Richard.
Hey, some people like calling themselves Dick.
Yeah, that's true.
You got to think about that, Panda.
But a kid wouldn't know.
You don't know if you're a kid.
Dude, dude, shut up.
No one fucking cares.
No, dude.
No one fucking cares.
Is your name Richard?
Is your name Richard?
Sounds like your name is Dick. Sounds like your name's fucking Richard, dude. Sounds like a Richard is cares. Is your name Richard? Is your name Richard? Is this why you brought it up? Sounds like your name is Dick.
Sounds like your name's fucking Richard, dude.
Sounds like a Richard is talking.
Why are you so upset about this, huh?
Because I feel for the Richards up there.
What if they're fine with it?
Like, you have to ask them.
No, you feel...
Do you think all the Richards are fine?
Do you think all of them are happy?
You're speaking for the Dicks.
Dude, I'd be feeling Dicks, you know?
I'd be feeling Dicks.
Let the Dicks fly free, okay?
They don't need your support.
You have no sympathy for the dicks.
What the heck, Richard?
It's hard being a dick.
Mika, you're doing bad. Just just admit it i'm doing pretty bad you're doing pretty bad
oh i'm bad no thanks i'm bad all right yeah settle down there the viewers this is the Mika you don't see. After the podcast ends, Mika gets a little rowdy.
A little quirky at night.
I've been really trying to think before I speak.
Like, what?
Sorry, I'm just saying what's on my mind.
Gustavo.
Gum.
Gustavo, gum.
Let's just say whatever's ever on our mind right now
Come
Pope
Hope?
I thought you said hope
I was like oh damn
I have no hope
The pope is in the news recently
He said some shit about you have to have kids
And if you just have pets
Then it's like you're disrespecting
god what hell yeah i'm just god all day continuing his creation you have to be fucking bareback
he also said that you have to be bareback what is that what is eddie bareback
i'm gonna start calling him that.
What is bareback?
I don't understand.
Can we get Eddie bareback?
I would be dead.
They call them the barebackers. Those are his fans.
Oh man, that's funny.
No, but really, what is that?
What does it mean?
You don't know what bareback means?
No.
No.
It's when you fuck without a condom.
Bareback.
I'd be hitting it raw.
Baregrove.
It's fucking raw.
Yeah, let's get him on the podcast
to ask about that.
No.
Do you think Eddie would come here
and talk to us?
Okay, but what about the Pope, though?
Can we get Pope on the podcast bareback?
Yo, guys, I'm not going to lie.
I really got to shit again.
Oh, my God.
Dude, this has happened before.
I'm doing this every episode, but I've been drinking a DC,
and I need to unload.
I think it's a conspiracy.
I don't even believe that you have to shit.
Bring us with you, dude. Give us proof that you need to unload. I think it's a conspiracy. I don't even believe that you have to shit. Bring us with you, dude.
Give us proof that you need to shit right now.
I've been drinking in DC. What do you want?
My stomach's not always strong.
I'm trying to get out of it.
Let's see the shit.
You're not going to want to see it.
It's all runny.
Bring us with you, dude.
Do we come with?
No, I don't think I'm going to.
No, we can chill in the stalls beside you, talk a little hot goss.
You guys only have to fill a couple more minutes of the podcast.
I'll come back with a Rob Zombie poster.
Okay.
Okay.
Nardwark.
Nardw Nardwar
Shlat poop
So
Shlat I heard you
Shlat
No no go ahead sorry I interrupted you
I was really rude of me
We interrupted each other because we suck
Babe
It's okay
I'm just saying Do you think Nardwar would bring up We interrupted each other because we suck. Babe, it's okay.
I'm just saying, do you think Nardwuar would bring up that Schlatt has to go to the bathroom in this episode?
2022.
The bathroom.
He does have a similar thing with Ben Shapiro, if you think about it.
Yeah, Ben Shapiro Joker and the Nardwuar are all actually the same people.
Oh my god.
No, you can't say that about Nardwuar.
That is true.
That is true.
Nardwuar's an angel.
I don't trust him, dude.
Dude, he's a fucking angel.
He is a prince.
He smells bad.
He is a prince.
No, he does not.
He might smell bad.
He is probably not at all politically aligned with Ben Shapino.
Okay.
When I was in elementary school, kids would light up near the stalls,
and we would try to see how far away we could piss and still make it into the urinal.
I could have won.
Did anyone else partake in this?
No, I...
Did you actually?
Okay, I'll admit I didn't partake, but I witnessed it many times and tried not to look.
I witnessed it, too, but I did not partake.
Yeah.
That was...
You wanna know what I did?
I peed on the floor, like, instead of the toilet, like, in the stall.
Instead of the stall, because I don't use urinals.
I don't use urinals.
You peed on the floor?
Yeah, I did.
What are you talking about right now?
Not only that, not only that...
This is not something you want to admit to the public
No not only that everybody listen to this
I be peeing in trash cans
What are you talking about?
You are making
I swear
Why did you pee on the floor?
Okay so
In the school bathroom
In the school bathroom
I was a lot younger by the way There was like, in the school bathroom, I was a lot younger, by the way.
There was, like, holes in the floor, so my logic was...
Fifteen.
It was so if the bathroom flooded, all the water would go down.
So I thought, oh, I can pee down there, because that's where the water will go.
So that's kind of what I did.
Oh, my...
Are you being serious?
I'm being serious.
If this is true, you are the fiendest of fiends.
Like, this is just...
Will I get in trouble?
Will I get arrested for this? No, you are the fiendest of fiends. Like this is just- Will I get in trouble? Will I get arrested for this?
No, it's just so disgusting.
No, no, I don't care that. I don't care that.
Why would you- No, bro, bro, to be fair-
Miko, are you with me here?
This was pre-first grade, bro.
You're just peeing on the floor?
Are you getting this, Michael Buckley?
No, no, I feel like-
It's not like I sprayed it-
Michael Buckley, you hear this?
Dude, it's not like I sprayed it-
Nardwar, Nardwar hears it.
Nardwar hears this. Astro, Astro this It's not like it was all over the place
It was one concise spot
It was on the wall and then it dragged
I get it but in 10 years
Let's see if you regret it when Nardwar brings it up
That's all I'm saying
Nardwar wouldn't do that
He's perfectly fine with getting uncomfortable
He's gonna pull out a- a jar of yellow liquid.
I don't know why you did that, like...
I- I just wanted to test the boundaries. You ever just want to see, like, if we're living in real life, so you just-
You are evil! You are an evil person!
It's not evil! I just want to see if this is real life.
There's a perfectly capable toilet, and it wasn't even full! You're just saying, oh, it might be full at one day, and so then I'll just pee on the wall.
No, I was referring...
Even if it does overflow, the piss doesn't need to be...
If the bathroom flooded, that's what I was referring to.
So wait, there were drains in the bathroom?
Yeah, because it could flood sometimes.
So you were...
I don't know about that
but you're peeing in the drain
you're peeing in the drain
you never got like a towel and clogged
the sink and like it over flooded
the bathroom
you are evil
you ever just
maybe not that
but have you ever gotten toilet paper
and like drew it on the wall and it's wet?
No!
You've never done...
Dude, that's a lie.
You are actually...
Yeah, you are despicable.
I think if your parents brought you to see a child psychologist, they would have been like,
okay, we need to shoot this child to the moon.
This child cannot be allowed to be on the planet.
Mika, if you had a ball of toilet paper thrown
against the wall you would realize how fun it is you are a minion you're a menace to society
oh my god oh he's back oh my oh my god hey man hey oh what's up dude schlatt how was the shit everybody hey what's up so uh the the heat is
broken in my office okay i'm doing all right out here because i've had a window uh and it's not too
cold out but it is it is i shit you not it is 50 degrees in the bathroom oh my god what 50
that sounds pretty cold yeah yeah man here why don't we all huddle together no you're sick man
i'm not gonna fucking yeah i really don't don't want. Gotta need a baker booming out the 87. Have you heard the actual song?
Yeah.
It's good, right?
It's good.
What the buck?
What the buck was that?
What the buck?
What the buck?
Dude, I got bricked watching the Anaconda video.
Dude, you got bricked with melatonin?
No, with Nicki Minaj.
My Anaconda don't want none.
Your Anaconda wanted some.
Oh, for sure it did.
She, she Nicki the way.
Let me die.
Mika, continue, I want to hear it continue let's hear it
she playing
she playing games the way she
I'm
you wanna type it?
you wanna type it?
let's say it
he doesn't sound comfortable.
Uh, nah, nah, this is, this is out of my wheelhouse.
Whisper it, whisper it.
This is out of my wheelhouse.
Okay, I'm typing it.
Okay.
Okay, I'll, I'll read out what Mika types.
Said Mika.
Moist censor that.
The masses can't hear that.
Because it's a word that's not in the script.
It's a word that's not in the script.
It's a word that's not in the script.
It's a word that's not in the script.
It's a word that's not in the script.
It's a word that's not in the script.
It's a word that's not in the script.
It's a word that's not in the script.
It's a word that's not in the script.
It's a word that's not in the script.
It's a word that's not in the script. It's a word that's not in the script. It's a word that's not in the script. It's a word that's not in the script. It's a word that's not in the script. said Mika Moist censor that
the masses can't hear that
Mika they don't know
Moist please censor it
please
Moist
I bet Moist would be
my blood brother
Moist put a little audio clip of yes or no if you would be my blood brother Moist Put a little audio clip of
Yes or no if he would be my blood brother
Right now
No
You don't know what he said
It'll be a surprise
Can you play a full episode of regular show
Right here
Actually
Once we're done with this podcast Moist
Can you please put an entire episode of the scott
the waz on the channel i'm not even joking please put an entire episode from front to back of scott
the waz are we allowed to do that would it be okay with that i don't i don't know
are we allowed to do that he's's alright with television networks taking his shit.
Wait, really?
How do you know he's on a TV show?
What's a G4?
Gaming cable.
G-Force. Gaming, gaming, gaming, gaming.
Like a G4.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Have you guys ever watched G-Force with the hamsters?
Oh, yes.
Dude, that movie is an underappreciated
treasure absolutely i do remember there was like a giant robot right and then like
and then the hamsters are like are are they hamsters they're guinea pigs yeah they're
guinea pig no there's a hamster who goes like insane in his uh little
cage like you know you know i think i do i think i remember that being a crazy one dude i found out
the other day that hamster mothers will eat their babies if a human touches them
that was so left field oh my god god, I'm so XD random.
Awesome face.
What the buck?
What the baba buoy?
Can that be our end of the podcast now?
We just say what the buck?
I don't get the bit, that's not fair.
We're changing it.
What the buck?
This is P's in the pod and what the buck.
You don't get to say no. This is Peas in the Pod. Oh, come on, dude, stop. What the buck? Wubba lubba dub dub.
You don't get to say no.
You don't get to do that.
You're out.
You're out.
You're done.
No, dude, it's good.
It's going to be iconic.
Are we sponsored by Manscaped this episode?
Oh, shit.
Not this one.
Okay, good.
See ya.
What the buck?
What the buck?
Hey, Scott, you caught me playing Madden 05 for the Game Boy Advance.
See, what I really like about this game is the gameplay.
You really can't beat it, Scott.
You really fucking can't beat the gameplay.