Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #50

Episode Date: January 30, 2022

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I'm ready. Everybody, welcome. Don't you dare talk while I'm introing the podcast. Mika, I'm so sorry. We're 50 episodes in, and this is still how you conduct yourself? I'm so sorry. You know how much I care about this podcast, Mika? I'm on my crappy microphone for episode 50.

That's how much I care. Everybody, welcome back to Sleep Deprived Podcast episode 50! 50 times we've done this thing. My god, it's really been... It really has been a... It really has been a journey since episode 1, when me and Mika

were literally like 5 years younger, and I sounded like a child, and Mika just straight up did not want to be there because he was a huge YouTuber compared to me. No, I wanted to be there. I was happy to. We were filming it at like three in the morning, though, like actually. And then you left five minutes in, which I wasn't expecting. I thought we were at least going to go for like 15 minutes,

but you actually... Isn't the first episode like five minutes long? Yeah, you actually pulled some shit on me. Like, dude, I have to go now. And I'm like, all right, I guess. Yeah, but from that legendary moment, the sleep-deprived ethos was born. Exactly.

The vibe of us just not giving a single shit, a single shitticus about this podcast. And you know what? It's taken us so far. I'm pretty glad where it's taken us. I'm happy where we're at. Well, hey, you want me to let you in on a little tidbit? I do. The sleep-deprived Podcast is what got me verified.

Really? That's right. What? Can I get verified? No. No. They told me that you are not getting verified. They told me that if I linked them your account to

verify it, they would just delete the account. What? Yeah, I'm sorry, man. It's not my account, technically. them your account to verify it, they would just delete the account. What?! Yeah, I'm sorry, man. Well, it's not my account, technically. I don't know if it's a parody. It's your secretary's account. No, no, no, I have no connection to it, because if you have a connection to it,

that'll get it banned. It's a parody account, I don't know who runs it. That's why it's called a pandiz, right? Yeah. Wait, what about Mika and Astro? Could they get verified? Yeah, right? No, no no only me actually I'm sorry guys okay that's a little disappointing but I'm glad to hear you got you guys just need to be happy for me what the hell I'm glad I'm so happy that you're here

congrats dude you know what the twitter guy? He said the account was under heavy review. Heavy review. I can't, for some reason, I'm sure you guys know of the I Like Men tweet that has about 680,000 likes. They beat Corpse. Yeah. I can't unpin that.

Like, the tweet is, like, either so big or breaks every single time you try to make an action on it. I literally have hit unpin a hundred times, and it never goes anywhere. It never goes anywhere, bro. It's just stuck there. How many impressions does that tweet have? Oh my god, I'm going to look that up right now, bro. That is insane. 39 million impressions,

4 million engagements, 3 million detail expands, 336,000 profile visits, and 64 new followers. What if I just started promoting it? You're on the come up, dude. Should I just start promoting that tweet? Yeah, honestly, why not?

That'd be funny as shit. I'm gonna do it. Well, I am verified, so, you know... Good for you, man. Congratulations. It really was the happiest day of my life yesterday. Because it's been over a year.

I did tweet a death threat at the Queen of England. Which I won't do again. I just won't. Well, enough about me, guys. I mean, what's going on in everyone else's life? What's new? What's new for the 50th episode? Epic SMP.

Epic SMP, dude. Well, maybe this is a good time to do our very special episode 50 announcement Mika just blows past the epic SMP we were talking about the epic SMP this is a panetized huge moment go ahead I'm just doing no no no Mika nevermind

whatever man do your fucking important celebration I just did this so people would be hooked and they would stay tuned oh shoot you're right oh yeah no no he's right because impressions there's a special announcement at the end but you have to listen all the way to the end yeah you have to watch all 40 minutes that moist didn't edit so go on talk about this this epic this epic sauce

Mika you should go first cause impressions cause more people stick around to the start than the end at the same time alright so sleep deprived I'm gay what

what what I mean Astro it's fine we love we love you we I love you

I love you I love you oh my god dude there's this I love you there's this stupid ass dude on dude on the Epic SMP. His name is Redacted. I'm pretty sure it's either 2Man or 24FramesOfNick.

And he's just got the most annoying soundboard, and he just follows people around. I love you. And the range on the server is just way too long. Epic SMP is a migrating server, by the way with like proximity chat that just relaunched i love you they changed it thankfully like first day you could literally be like a cross spawn and you hear somebody talking yeah some other really oh they change it that's good yeah so you just hear like 50 voices at at one time yeah dude when everyone logged in it was hell people were running away just trying to not hear it was funny they were like They were like, get away from me, please.

I feel like, I don't know, there would be some pretty good trolling opportunities with something like that. I've been exclusively trolled. Astro has been doing the... Oh my god, this fucking... You're pissing me off just thinking about it, man. No, no, no. Trevor added fucking emotes to the game for whatever reason. Like, he's like, oh, yeah, we're going to have one mod, everybody.

It's going to be the create mod. It's going to be fucking sick. And then he just throws in a fucking emote mod. Like, people just doing Fortnite dances. I went onto a GitHub and I downloaded not-safe-for-work emotes. So, like, most people don't know how to get them. And so I'm just twerking constantly. I'll just run up to people, like, during their stream.

He kept doing it to me in Nobify. Well, he doesn't even turn it off. He just keeps twerking. It just, it's a loop. He'll be twerking for three days straight, babe. He'll move and he'll still be twerking. He'll jump and he'll still be twerking. And he did it to me in Nobify so much.

And you know what? The impressions are up. I've gained like 200 Twitch followers. You ruined our business. They like the ass. They like it. And then you got Sneeg in it, too. Yeah, Sneeg twerks with me.

Sneeg twerks with me. I mean, it sounds like you guys are enjoying it. It sounds pretty fun. Well, server's going to die. It's been a good run. It's been a good run. It's been a good day. Yeah, it'll be gone tomorrow. And then everybody will go back

to focusing on how ugly they made the green M&M. Which is more important. I can't fucking believe what they did to her. Have you guys seen that one M&M image? What does that fucking mean? What does that mean? What does that mean?

Have you guys seen that one M&M image? They gave the orange one anxiety. The orange one is going to be popping benzos in the commercials now, from now on. Dude, the orange one is so me. Have you seen this one? Oh, bro! What the fuck, man?! What the hell?! What the actual hell?!

I would. You are a monster! Mika, what do you think? Mika, what do you think? This is, like, un-Ironically, it's not even funny at all. It's do you think This is like unironically It's not even funny at all It's just disgusting This is the worst thing I've

I don't wanna Be here anymore Mika you gotta wait Till the big announcement You gotta be here till the big announcement Keep looking at it for 30 minutes Boys put this on the screen instead. No, don't put anything.

I don't want to be reminded of it, man. Dr. Phil M&M. Dr. Phil has a green M&M. Oh my god, you remember Sethical? He's so funny. His videos are still funny as fuck, by the way. Dude, what if someone released the Dr. Phil M&M as an NFT or something? We should do it.

Can we release the one above that as an NFT as well? Okay, Pyrocynical just messaged in our group chat. My sister walked in, saw the M&M picture I sent. Yeah, Pyrocynical is still in our group chat. Oh, my God. Well, all they did to the green M&M was give her sneakers, right? They took her heels away? Yeah, they ruined her.

They gave her... What else did they give her? They gave her block heels instead of stilettos. It's literally just a different shoe, like a slightly different shoe. Yeah. They should give the M&M's black Air Forces. They should just have one M&M that's like melted Or like a bite in it And the M&M commercials

They want to eat each other They're cannibals That's canon They want to eat each other That's base Okay Mika If cannibalism was legal would you do it uh i probably wouldn't okay why i think it should be legal would you do it a panda honestly if somebody like just said

here you can have this i don't care maybe so who is it are you thinking of a specific person do you have a specific person shit why not he'san. Shit, why not? He's probably got juicy fingers. So Joe Rogan comes up to you with his severed arm. No, finger. Not a whole arm, but a finger. You're not that hungry. Okay, so you would eat the finger? Maybe, yeah.

But why would you eat the finger of all the limbs he could possibly offer you? Because the finger is probably the boniest part of... Yeah, wouldn't you want, like, the ass? Fuck, you're right. Or, like, the thigh? Well, I was just thinking. I was... Look, man, I was originally asking the question.

Would I eat a person? Would you eat, like... I'd eat a tiny little helpless cute baby. Like a fetus yeah it's like an eight eight week old fetus yeah so what if joe rogan came up to you and and offered you his limb like would you oh well joe rogan's limb would be riddled with with something diseases there would be something, listen, there would just be something interesting in there. And I don't know if I'd want that. His blood would be

green, dude. I feel like he'd put mercury in his body. He would be. There was a pharaoh that did that, was there not? Wait, really? Yeah, some pharaoh was like, I was a pharaoh that did that, was there not? Wait, really? Yeah. Some pharaoh was like, I'm going to drink mercury every day.

Um, I could believe that. I remember that, um, like Queen Elizabeth, her makeup had mercury and lead in it. So like, you know, make, do with that information what you will. Um, yeah. So she's kind of like iron man so cool that's awesome dude i like this new thing where we just belittle each other every episode it's not belittling! She's like Iron Man! She has mercury on her body!

Yeah. Cool, man. That's awesome that you brought that up. Listen, Astro, you're interpreting things in the worst way, dude. This is probably the perfect time to talk about our special announcement, huh?

I think we should save it for the end. What if we put out the waste start? So you want to go back in time, man? You want to time travel? We've done it before. We were stuck in, like, 2019. We were stuck in what year? And then we got out?

2019, I think, yeah. Yeah. We actually recorded this episode in 2016. That's true, and we're actually talking about it as if we didn't. Did you guys hear that Percy Jackson might be coming back? I liked Percy Jackson back in the day. I liked a little bit of Percy Jackson, the centaurs, all that. Yeah, I'm not going to lie.

It was pretty hype. I was so obsessed with it that I really wanted to be a demigod. So I started praying to Apollo. Wait, time out. Are you being serious? Yeah, I mean, I was a child, right? So I was like, please, Apollo, I want to be a demigod so bad. And like, I like genuinely believed in like Greek gods.

And then I started learning the Greek alphabet. Did you actually? How old were you when this happened? Um, too old for it to not be embarrassing, but young enough where it's like understandable, you know? Wow. 19. I don't think it's not embarrassing me me and astro not to interrupt me but me and astro on epic s&p we were talking about how like we we had on that by the way mika we were talking we were talking about being psychic and that's because it's 2016 so that's why mika's not on yet he could still

oh true no but we were talking about being psychic and how like we'd imagine showing off our powers in school right right and like people would think that's crunchy but i think that's cool dude i actually did the exact same thing right isn't that so cool like you like flex being able to float in front of people yeah there was like this thing called a psi wheel which is where you just like put a piece of tinfoil on a toothpick and you like put your hand next to it and then the heat from your hand generates a convection current and then moves the wheel but then like when i did i was like whoa i'm psychic look at this guys what did your friends think that Did they think it was cool?

Yeah, I had one friend who never talked to me again. We should call him out right now. Okay. Moist, censor his name. You're really going to do it. As long as Moist censors his name. He will. Yeah. What if he forgets?

Moist will hear it and then just not do it. I'm kidding. Moist probably fucking hates me at this point. Jambo, don't step on my... Don't step on the power button. Don't step on the power button. Uh. I'll never

forget you. Last name? Last that. Last name? Last name? Last name? Last name of. Just keep the last name. You have to censor all of this. You're just going to make.

Yeah, what are you doing, Astro? Like every time you talk and say that name. Who's from State Farm? J- Hey! Shout out to Fin the human Yeah I'm just talking about Adventure Time dude

Anyways did you Did you guys have a Did you guys have a cringy phase like that? Did you guys have a cringy phase like that? Did you guys have a cringy phase? His name was fucking... Did you guys have a cringy... Did you guys have a cringy childhood experience? You know what's cringy? The name... Mika, I did. I was a cringy childhood experience? You know what's cringy? The name.

Mika, I did. I was extremely cringy. I want to hear more about a panda's cringe. No, like, I'd play soccer, right? Really? Yeah, I'd play soccer, and I'd imagine I'd get- So you like balls?

I would play soccer, and I'd imagine I'd get a sharingan. This is not a joke. I'd imagine I'd get, like, an anime ability that'd make me super powerful and strong. That's what I imagined, and that's not a joke. I respected a panda from one cringy kid to another. You guys ever do parkour? Yeah. Yes, dude.

I had a summer, I had this friend who was, like, super into parkour yeah yes dude i had a summer i had this friend who was like super into parkour he also watched like i should probably say his name out loud it was no way it was not he did parkour and watched like minecraft youtubers and we would like go to the park and just like jump over things and pretend we were really cool you were pretty cool oh wait i had this really cringy thing that i did this kid at the playground in elementary school dropped all his yugioh cards out of his pocket and didn't notice you stole it and i no i didn't steal it well i i turned one over and it was red eyes black dragon and i was like whoa red eyes black dragon chose me like i'm the chosen one i'm like that's awesome and yeah i was like super happy you know yugioh yugioh dies at the

end of yugioh is he actually wait is his name actually yugioh? Yugioh's name is Yugioh? No, it's not Yugioh. It's Yugi Yamamoto. Yugi.io, it's like Agario. No, it's Yugi Yamamoto. Dude, you don't know anything about Yugioh, man.

I bet you don't even know about... I can name all of them. Name them. All the Yu-Gi-Ohs. Right now. Kuriboh.

Yu-Gi-Oh. Cheerios. That's all of them. I'm looking at Cheerios, and it looks like Cheerios is the name of a cereal. Nope, you're wrong. I fucking love Cheerios, dude. You just have that in there. Cheerios are pretty far. Yeah, Honey Nut.

Honestly, I think I'm more of a normal Cheerio guy. You're like a cardboard chewer? Oh, yeah. My favorite Domino's pizza probably has to be the cardboard. No sauce, no cheese, just crust? Yeah. cheese just crust yeah can i have a can i have a pizza with no cheese no sauce no toppings also don't bake it and and no bread and what if you just asked for sauce and i just put it in the box can i get pizza no pizza yeah this is going back to Sethical. Boneless pizza.

Dude, you're right. I'd like a breadless pizza. Can I get cheese? Just cheese, hold the pizza? Boneless pizza. In a two liter Coke. The cheese is like stuck to the cardboard. Just scrape it off. It'd be so good. You would enjoy that,

wouldn't you, a panda? I'd try it. Hey, man, don't knock it till you try it. I respect your open-mindedness. Thanks, Mika. It seems like nobody does. You said you would eat Joe Rogan earlier. His finger, dude, there's a big difference. That's not open-mindedness.

It is. That's just psychotic. I don't respect that, but, like you know mika if you want to eat dead bodies of the panda that's fine by me i know i definitely don't want to do that you want to eat other human beings whatever dude i don't but don't you wonder what they could taste like don't you just kind of like want to know chicken they taste like they taste but you haven't had one so you truly don't know i have heard heard that it tastes like the McNugget. You know how the McNugget is just like you know when you're eating a McNugget?

But if you were to have one as a human who's never had a McNugget and was just raised on eating real good chicken, you'd be like, what the fuck am I eating? It tastes like that like you think like honestly anyone who has not grown up eating mcnuggets will think a mcnugget is like the most vile tasting chicken i kind of want to just eat it for the meme now because i've never had one really no there's no fucking way uh wait you don't know the lore oh no i believe, no. I believe this because you're vegetarian. Oh, right. I was raised vegetarian, so I've never eaten a McGregor. Are you serious? Are you still a vegetarian right now? I'm actually like, I'm vegan now.

He's a vegan. Wait, so you've never had meat in your life? I've had meat on two occurrences by accident. Astro, can I take you? No, I'm not even lying. I'm going to make you a proposal. I'm going to take you to Los Angeles once. Okay.

I'm going to take you to Boa Steakhouse in West Hollywood. We're going to buy a $200 filet of Japanese A5 Wagyu. Dude, I might actually just vomit. Like, I don't know. It'd be so weird. I tried to get Jaden to do this. We flipped a coin. She was down. She was down. But we flipped a coin, and then that means she didn't

have to try it. But she was down. Like, if there's any time to eat a cow, it's at that restaurant having the most delicious Japanese Wagyu. Is it great for most people? I would do it once for a meme, because, like, my reason for not eating meat is not as it is for most people i i would do it once for a meme because like my reason for not eating meat is not as as it is for most people yeah but i yeah i i really think i

would i would like shit myself or vomit really i'm pretty sure that was not used to one yeah because like i had so i went over to a kid's house when i was like seven and i'd never been over to someone's house before and he was having hot dogs and i just assumed it was a vegan hot dog because that's all i had been eating my whole life and i ate it and like before even knowing it was a meat hot dog i just vomited wow like it was just like a visceral reaction well that's a hot dog and then he told me yeah yeah i mean that's fair a hot dog is like pig anus i mean the thing is it's like true that if you don't eat meat for a very long time you kind of like lose the ability to like digest it properly so you might you know be spending a lot of quality time in the bathroom

after that's so upsetting yeah i want you to live man i enjoy my enjoy my life. No, but you could be enjoying it more with me. You could be so happy. I'm glad that you like it. Yeah, just say you're depressed. I am depressed. You know, Joe Rogan eats a lot of meat, and he's really happy. And he can't shit. That's true.

He can't shit. He went into detail about that. What do you mean? Wait, Joe Rogan can't shit that's true he can't shit he went into detail about that what do you mean wait joe rogan can't shit well it was only when he was doing the carnivore diet he's literally only eating meat yeah okay the joe rogan experience we should start our podcast like that what's up freak bitches what's up freak bitches i? What's up, freak bitches? I can't believe he still has that intro. We should definitely get, like, a little tag.

A little intro tag. Definitely, like, swear as much as we can in the first 30 seconds of the video. Moist should just put, like, edited by Moist. Every 30 seconds. Like, audio jungle? it's really really really softly like dj cali yeah starting now can you do that can you do that from now on moist please

put a watermark over it too like it's one of those images on google royalty free Can you do that from now on, Moist, please? Put a watermark over it, too. Like one of those images on Google. Royalty free. Thanks, Moist. That'd be great. Do you guys want to announce that super secret awesome announcement we were going to announce? Oh, yeah, of course.

Sure. Guys, I'm super happy to announce. And I think everyone will love this that sleep deprived is officially moving beyond podcasts that's right everybody let's go we're doing one episode of a minecraft let's play that's right we're doing one episode of a minecraft let's go that's not what i heard and if you guys like it, we'll do two. That's right, everybody. It'll just be like that livestream we did once. Remember we did that one Minecraft livestream? 2018, baby!

Was that 2018? I feel like that was even earlier. Probably 2017 even. I'm not going to lie. My goodness, that's crazy. Astro still has the VOD. I do, yeah. It's uploaded as well on YouTube. It was so fun

I think I enjoyed that a lot Yeah, that was fun So we're doing it again, we're going to go on Minecraft And upload it to the Sleep Deprived channel And then we'll move beyond Just our little funny podcasts For one time I mean, like, oh my god

I would rather kill myself Than do a Minecraft Let's Play But, I mean, like, oh my god. I would rather kill myself than do a Minecraft Let's Play. But, I mean, surely just one. Surely just one. If we got enough support, if everyone was loving it and did really well, then maybe we could do another one. Maybe we could do another one, but also, maybe

if I get $100. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Sorry, guys. I need $100. Let's do a hundred for each of us maybe for each episode yeah i'd be done yeah i would do it for free that's how desperate i am that's how desperate you are to play minecraft yeah i haven't played minecraft in a long time. Wow. I'm sorry. Why do you want to play it that badly? Because I have a lot of emotional weight attached to it.

Oh. Yeah. So this one time I was playing on a friend's server. And they knew I was Jewish and they put a swastika in my house. Oh fuck. Oh wow Censor with mice cut it out censor it with mice cut it out it wasn't it wasn't no it was admit it it was it wasn't I'll save that story for another time you know I never knew you were Jewish

yeah I'm Jewish I guess reveal here but congratulations man I'm so happy for you what the fuck did you just say I guess reveal here, but... Congratulations, man. I'm so happy for you. What the fuck did you just say? I said I hope there's not a second...

I mean, shit, I hope there's not two problems. Why would anyone do that? Any other, like, messed up events you want to talk about? You don't have to be Jewish to say that you hope there's not going to be enough. What the fuck? You know, I hope there isn't enough. Oh, man.

Yeah. I Oh, man. Yeah. I don't even know what to say, bro. I think there's only one thing to say. Baba Booey? Ba. Ba. Baba Booey. Booey.

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