Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #52

Episode Date: February 20, 2022

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 52 everybody, episode 52. I've got a sick cat and there is a dog sitting on a panda's couch. Yo, should I talk to him right now? Yeah, talk to him. Yeah, yeah. Alright. Pick up the phone, bitch. Still uses a rotary phone, that's weird.

Bang. What's good, Ben? Yo, what's funny? We're filming a Sleep Deprived podcast right now. What do you think? Yes. Yeah, that's what we're doing. No.

What do you mean no, man? Yes. Oh, he wants to be... Wait, what did you say? Ask him if he wants to come on. Ben, you want to come on? No. Why?

What the fuck? No, no. He just said yes. Oh, he said yes.? What the fuck? He just said yes. Oh, now he just said no. This kind of sucks because this was our whole plan. We had literally nothing else planned. What should I ask Ben, guys? Ask him... Ask him if he voted for Donald Trump

in the 2016 election. Ben, you vote for Trump? No. Why is he actually... in the 2016 election. Ben, you vote for Trump? What? Why is he actually based? Ben, Ben, are you with her? Are you with her? Let's go! He's a Bernie guy?

No, he must have voted. Ben, did you even vote? Wait, hold on. I'm getting a call now. Ben, did you vote? Ben, did you vote? Wait, hold on. It'm getting a call now. Ben, did you vote? Ben, did you vote? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. It's Ben. It's Ben.

It's Ben. Hey, Ben. Are you a liberal? Are you a liberal? No. Are you a Republican? What? What?

Ask him who's a conservative. Are you a Republican? Yes. What? Ask her who's a conservative. Are you a conservative? No. This guy doesn't make much sense. This guy doesn't make any sense. Did you vote for Trump in the 2016 election? No. Did you vote for Bernie?

Did you write Bernie in in the 2016 election? Oh, geez. He thinks Bernie's a joke. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. I got Ben on the line. You got Ben on the line? Yeah. Oh, he's reading the newspaper. Watch this, Ben.

I'm going to hit him real... Yeah. Woo! Dude, are you just beating the shit out of Ben right now? I'm beating the shit out of Ben. Why are you beating the shit out of him? That's kind of messed up, dude. I want to ask Ben a question. Ben, did Dream vote for Trump?

Did Dream vote for Trump? He knows something. See, I knew it. I knew it, Ben. 2020 election, or 2016, he voted for Trump. He knows something. See, I knew it. I knew it, Ben. 2020 election or 2016, he voted for Trump. Wait, can I give Ben a call? I've got something really important to ask him.

Give him a call. Oh. Ben is just copying me. Ben is just mocking me. You have to call him. You have to ring his line. I think that's besides the point of Panda. I'm trying to say something and he's just mocking me.

All right, I'm going to call him. Hi, Ben. Yes? Are you an ANCOM? No. Okay. He's not. Is he talking to you?

He is talking to me. Can you hear him? Get him closer. Get him closer. Get him right here. Can you hear him right now? Yes. No.

No, Ben, I wasn't asking you. I was asking the other people. Yes. No, I was not asking you, Ben. I was asking the sleep-deprived. Yes. Ben, I would... I can't hear him.

Are you schizophrenic? You don't talk to anybody, man. I don't think Ben's going to talk to you, man. No, this will show up on my recording. It's just he keeps thinking I'm talking to him when I'm not talking to him. He's never going to talk to you, man. I'm going to hang up.

Yeah, I'm about to download my talking angela who the fuck is angela we better find out at least no one's calling that goddamn cat tom i so could have tom the cat's so fucking annoying don't even get me started on talking tom wasn't there this really weird thing where like tom was actually spyware and it was like i heard about that kids oh that was bonzi buddy what is bonzi buddy i've never heard of it if if if if if ben is is uh if we got ben installed then tom is spyware then we're fucked because it's the same company anybody want to read out their question right now yeah it's uh 420

yes 420 um uh leet in numbers and then uh yes and then uh no that's it oh god no oh my god it's a fucking it's a

fucking baby i'm good no thanks jesus so the other day we threw out uh sleep deprived sky blocks i forgot this was a fucking podcast are we recording fuck ask him if i'm gay okay hold on i gotta call is a panda gay no is astro gay is mika gay am i the only

gay person on the podcast yes fuck you what did he say i couldn't hear he went if he does they have to keep asking him sounds like you're hiding something What did he say? I couldn't hear. He went, ho, ho, ho. If he does, they have to keep asking him. Sounds to me like you're hiding something, Schlatt.

I'm not hiding anything. I've got nothing to hide. I've got nothing to hide, and that's why I use E-C-N-Y. Oh, yeah. Do you want to let the people know what ECNY is? We don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is.

To be honest with you, I don't either. I went on Twitter and I saw something on the sidebar and it said that China was unveiling a new cryptocurrency during the Olympics called ECNY. That's awesome, man. was unveiling a new cryptocurrency during the Olympics called ECNY. That's awesome, man. Ben. Ben. No. Ben. Ben.

No. No. Ben. Yes. Yes. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. No. Ben.

Best diets for fast weight loss. Ben, are you going to invest in ECNY? No. Well. Fair enough. Shout out to Ben, our resident political analyst for the sleep deprived podcast um you might be hearing more from him in the future let's actually never pivot to another topic let's just keep talking about this for 30 minutes oh my god he threw a glass of wine. Give me a glass of wine. What? Dude, what the hell?

I love Sleep Deprived Podcast. I love Sleep Deprived Podcast. Yo, we got the Satan shout out. Have you guys ever noticed that talking Tom looks like a human? Like his face? You can actually like throw him around. If you download the app

you can pick him up and like smash him on the ground. can yeah and i don't really like the eyes he makes after you have you seen uh lion king yeah no you know you know how nala looks at uh at what's his name? Mufasa? No. What's the name of the little... Anyways. You thinking of Bambi, Mika?

No. No. I think you're thinking of Toy Story. That's Toy Story. Is Selena Gomez hot? Is Selena Gomez hot? Yes. That's the only thing you had to say to him?

I just want to know. You called him up just to ask that? Sorry, guys. I'm taking Talking Tom to the toilet. What the fuck? You should punch him on the toilet. Is he shitting or are you shitting? Oh, Jesus Christ.

Hey, Schlatt, you know, like, I feel like I do a pretty good job taking care of cats. I could take care of Jambo. Yeah, do you hear meowing in the background? Because he's going. He's fucking going. I need to... Oh, Jambo. Yeah, he's been a bit annoying. How has he been annoying?

Because he just keeps meowing. He's like, help me, help me. Do you think maybe he needs some help? Yeah. No, I take really good care help? Yeah. He might. I take really good care of Jambo. He's taken care of. Don't worry. Look at this.

I got this guy making lean. Can you explain for the audio listeners? For the audio listeners, I got Ben in his chemistry lab he cooking us on lean i i have a genuine question if you could make lean and like never get in trouble and never getting like never get in trouble with the law and let's say you you made like three hundred thousand dollars a month making the lean,

would you become like a lean producer and lean dealer? Like, are you asking if we would do it personally? Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. But do you care about like the other people who are like, you know, suffering? No. Okay, empath. Jesus.

Imagine being like uh being like a forensic empath or something like you just touch the blood you're like i see it i feel it i know what happened january 19th they bring you to a crime scene and you see like the most like brutal like like blood spatter ever and you just touch it. You're like, hmm, getting a lot of blood. Someone definitely died here. As an empath. I can see it. 9.02 p.m. last night.

I thought you were going to say 9.02. Dude, I thought so too. I was like, 90210. Hey, guys. This week, we are sponsored by NordVPN again. Yay. Why do you sound so unexcited? I'm really excited.

Okay. This week, we are sponsored by NordVPN. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody uses a VPN nowadays. We all use a VPN. Flat uses a VPN. I do we all use a vpn shlatt uses a vpn i do yeah mika uses it he goes online and he switches to asia and he buys retired airplanes so he can start up

the burger plane and a panda uses it to read one piece it's great for you uh it encrypts your data masks your ip makes browsing safer we use it we love it mika loves it right mika i genuinely do because being in the country that i am a lot of things are like region locked and i can't access them but you know living in syria i throw on my vpn i make the computer think i'm in america and boom i have access to the new halo show coming out and it's actually genuinely good i've used it to like watch a bunch of shows i'm not i sound tired as i sound super tired i am but like genuinely a vpn is a is a i like using it i don't know and much like mika is deprived living in the country of syria our code is deprived nor vpn.com slash deprived i still cannot believe our code is

actually deprived literally just the word deprived not sleep deprived not the name of the podcast just deprived you know they had a laugh making that this is the bottom of the podcast, just Deprived. You know they had a laugh making that. This is the bottom of the barrel sponsorship trope we could get. Let's just give them Deprived. Deprived. So please don't deprive us. Get one month free plus a gift with a two-year plan. Hook us up.

A gift? It's a gift, baby. Did he say a gift? Yeah, you get a gift. I don't know what it is. It says a gift. All right, all right. Go to nordvpn.com.

Slash deprived. Slash deprived and find out where your gift is. It might be good. Get your little gift. Get your gift on. With my VPN, I watch the best videos. Oh, my God, dude. Sorry, did you say door videos?

I want to ask Ben a question. You've asked Ben enough questions. No, no, no, no, no. This one's important. Ben? Do you like ****? Oh, my God. Do you like ****?

No. Okay. Thank God. I'd say that's pretty definitive. Based. Guys, the Skyblock episode came out. Yeah. It did.

A lot of people thought we were lying, but we weren't. No, man. We're men of our word. We do what we say we do. Yeah, we have never promised something and then not carried through with it. People loved it. All these little creatures that watch us.

These little critters, they love us. I love critters. It felt good reading the comments. I mean, genuinely, thanks everyone for enjoying that it was a lot of fun making it who knows maybe uh i'm not gonna give anything away but maybe there's gonna be maybe in the future maybe mika will make a straight bridge yeah i okay you know that was an awful bridge for being honest no it wasn't i i saw this in the comments

someone actually got it i based my bridge off of a university like path you know like you're on campus you see those like walkways at the at the campus that take you from point a to point b they make it make sense and i was preparing for the future. You're all wrong. No, we're not. No, it sucked. You suck. It looked like shit. Yo, Ben, what's good?

Was Mika's bridge shit? Yeah. Was Mika's bridge bad? No. You clearly. Yeah. He said yes. No, he said no.

You coerced him. You coerced him into saying yes. I didn't coerce him. Yes, you did. I think you coerced him, Mika. Ben, was the bridge good? Yes. What?

Dude, he has your back. What the fuck? Yes. Thank you, Ben. Fuck Ben, dude. I always knew Ben was based in... Ben is a piece of shit. You know,

we never really check in with each other and ask each other how we're doing. Schlatt, how have you been doing lately? Emotionally, how are you feeling? Ben, can you move with me? Ben, can you move with me? Ben, can you move? Ben, can you move with me to Syria?

Yes. Yes. Can we leave tomorrow? Ben, can we leave tomorrow? Ben, can we leave tomorrow? What? Nah, nah, nah. you guys think china's gonna take over africa um honestly probably um what i've heard is that they're kind of like you know how america used china for a lot of cheap labor and cheap production they're dumping they're gonna do that to africa right yeah they're they're doing that in africa right now and um they're also building

a lot of infrastructure in africa like they're building trains and stuff in africa and like investing in it um because they they probably to, I don't know, like establish a good favor with them and keep using them for production and cheap labor. No. No. Ben. No. No. Do you guys remember that time America planted dictators in South America?

I do remember that. They do that like every month. Do you remember when they destabilized the global economy? I love America. Ben. Ben. Have you guys heard about Operation Wandering Soul? Have you heard about Operation Suck This Dick?

Am I right, guys? Dude, that's exactly what Phillip said to me last week. Prince? Philip J. Fry? No, Phillip Deez Nuts. Oh, shit. Fuck. You win. no fill up these nuts oh shit fuck you win

hold on I'm getting another call from Ben? that's not from Ben you guys know I wear tighty whities you're a fucking freak do you wear the white ones that are like

the Brian Cranston like The white ones yeah Like the Bryan Cranston Breaking Bad Whitey tighties Tighter It can't get much tighter If Schlatt wears tighty whiteys I'm leaving I think he probably wears tighty whiteys

We should make our own Talking Ben where we just record lines We just steal the script And just put our own talking bin where we just record lines. We just steal the script and just put our own... Talking Mika? Talking Mika. Why does it have to be me? Why can't it be all of us? Okay, it can be all of us.

Okay, let's all do our lines. I'm going to do a couple lines. Yes. No. No. Okay, M Mika your turn yes more yes

awesome you have more lines than me this isn't fair okay I get another line you did three lines I did three lines I get another line this is still a part of the lines it's actually just an app where the thing is like it has it is going insane and just talking to itself we should probably have

like catchphrases do we all have sleep deprived catchphrases bazinga i feel like we definitely do yours yours is like hillary clinton globule really and j And Joker Funko Pop. Mine is doing Get Get Got Got lyrics from Death Grips. What is Mika's? Airplane. Airplane. Airplane. Yep. The airplane idea. And then Schlatt. What is his catchphrase? That's a long catchphrase by the way. Your catchphrase is

just two minutes of explaining an airplane. That'd be a great talking plush. You just press the button on Mika's stomach and he reads it off for three minutes. That could be a sponsor ad reads. His catchphrase is a manscaped ad. That's kind of funny.

You want to know my catchphrase? Okay, furry.? Okay, furry. Fuck, you furry. Hey, hey, a panda. Yo. Hey, Asher. Hey. Oh my god!

I come back to that? Wow. Wow. Oh, that. Sorry, I said a bust a quick one else. We had a whole bunch of cool stuff that we wanted to ask you about, but I can't remember it. Awesome, man. Hillary Clinton.

I'm voting for Hillary Clinton. Oh, what do you think your sleep-deprived catchphrase would be? Um. This is a great bit, man. Hey, hey, Schlatt. Yeah?

Yeah. Up top, right? Good one. Thank thank you how about this yeah dude yeah all right well once more wow it was it was better that time that was the best one so who were you talking to the fucking vet I was talking to the fucking vet shut up man

shut up man he was talking to the Asher that's not what he said he got on the phone and they answered and they were like it's kind of weird isn't it kind of weird we normalized milking cows it's kind of weird when you milk the cow and then it goes we'd really just be grabbing their tits and just... Do like a grabbing tit side effect. Okay.

Guys, this really sucks. Yeah, Shalette, take this. I'm gonna... Here's what I'm gonna take this I'm gonna Here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna end my recording And then you guys can keep going Just until you feel like the podcast Here's an idea, Schlatt

How about you help us out? If it sucks so much You could help us out No, no, no I'm gonna end my recording And then I will let you guys continue the podcast Until you think it is finished Don't end your recording No, I'm ending my recording And then you guys continue the podcast until you think it is finished. Don't end your recording.

No, I'm ending my recording, and then you guys do the podcast until you think it is over. Let me know when you think it's over, and then save your podcast recording. Don't end your recording. I have something very important to tell you. What? Did the vet really say that to the audio listeners baba buoy