Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #53

Episode Date: February 27, 2022

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Hey guys. I'm gonna do the intro. It just feels so wrong. He was like a brother to me, man. It just feels so weird without him. Yeah, it feels really messed up to even have to do the intro, but I-

Mika, we knew him! We knew him! We knew him better than everyone else did. Welcome back to the suit right podcast I'll try my episode 53 yeah I can't someone finish all right hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived pod podcast! It reminds me of Schlepp! So, um... Yeah, I guess... Mika, whenever I look at the Yankees, I just think of him. I'm growing out my sideburns

in honor of him. Dude, that's fucked up. We can't be making jokes in these harsh times. You're right, you're right. I'm sorry. I can't grow sideburns. This is like the Yankee with no brim. Except there's no Yankee either.

Because he's gone. Good one. Should we just come out with the news? Appan, are you fucking eating during this? Do you not understand the grief that we feel? Do you not understand the severity? This is how- this is- can you respect how I cope? You're gonna be eating fucking popcorn at the funeral?

These are actually Flaminaming Hot Cheetos. This is how I cope. Even messier. You're making a mess. This is what Slap would have wanted! You're gonna shake hands with his family and get Flaming Hot Cheeto dust all over their hands. I'm gonna open his coffin and shake his hand with these dirty hands.

You're gonna hug his mom and leave Flaming Hot Cheeto dust all over her clothes? No, no, no, no. Oh, my God. This is what he wanted. You're vile, dude. Mika, come out with the news.

Come out with the news. What happened? Well, so, Schlatt went away on... You went away no that I'm so

Schlatt has left us Schlatt has left the chat Schlatt has left the mortal plane he is gone that's so funny Schlatt left

the discord server schlatt has gone dark he changed his profile picture to black and he also changed his username to don't talk to me don't talk to me and we haven't heard from him he unfriended all of us he hasn't logged on to hotmail in a week we are assuming at this point we are taking drastic measures we are assuming schlatt is deceased we yeah he he said he was gonna go on business to england he said he had something to take care of there but um he said something was just right something was about to happen and he needed to be there to see it. I think his last words, if I recall, were subscribe to a panda.

I think his last words were... I can't even... I remember now. His last words were stream Lilac Boy on Spotify. No, it was definitely stream Alex Unknown. No, I'm pretty sure it was lilac boy and he was like oh you should check out the new astro's videos nice yeah i think he said stream alex unknown new single coming soon i you know i think i think this is extremely disrespectful he died and you guys are laughing you You're right. Like, I get-

He's doing ad-read. No, I get this is how we cope. This is how we cope, but it's like, people- It's not gonna go over well. Okay, well, does anyone wanna say some- Some kind words about Schlatt? RIP BOZO! I'm kidding.

Excuse me? And you're crunching all the while. That's coke. No, it's not how you cope. You can't just say, this is how I cope. There are wrong ways, and you're doing it. It's true. This is the right way.

Mika, I think you should start. You've known him the longest. Schlatt had great mutton chops he wore a hat a panda like no one else

can i not cope astro just be respectful to 10 you mika sorry um jesus he uh was great Just be respectful. Continue, Mika. Sorry. Jesus. He was great at wearing a hat. He was a very devout... Sly is dead, man!

He's dead! I actually have a booger coming out of my nose. He's dead, and you're doing this shit? That's why I have a booger under my nose my nose He's dead And you're doing this shit That's why I have a booger under my nose Because I'm crying Picking your fucking nose is not a coping mechanism You're gonna make me spit out my My alcohol since this is a really tough time

I'm gonna make you spit out your Globule oh god no Oh my god he would've said that he would've loved that He would've said that You know what he also loved the Marge voice. He loved that. Yeah, do the Marge voice again. It's just disrespectful now.

Maybe if you do it enough times, he'll come back from the grave. Mika, that's not how death works. Once you die, you're dead. No. They just go to a farm. They just go to a farm just got beat they just go to a farm that is like far away to he's rotting in the ground right now the worms are living in him but one minute he was here the

next he was gone he said he would be back you know he said he would be back and like another body? What? Is he being reborn? Maybe. I don't know. Maybe he's becoming Schlatt 2.0. Maybe he needs some time to like metamorphosize or something. Reborn into a monkey? Something like that. With big balls? I think what I'm going to miss the most is just all the times, you know, we spent with him.

Those late nights, you know, reading those Manscaped ads. And it's just never going to be the same without him, you know? It isn't. It's depressing to even think about. And he's the reason this podcast is even here.

That's true. Well. Oh my god, Mika. The man mika the man died the man died you're gonna well actually dead mika wait what jesus what christ man stream alexa no okay i see how it is you got you guys are too busy arguing to even notice that his ghost has been here the whole time hey guys it's me schlatt what yeah i've his ghost has been here the whole time don't listen to alex unknown schlatt all i like boy mika are you still playing floppy bird um i i kind of i fell off i uh i've been i've been playing elden Ring. Schlatt fell off.

Because he's dead now. Sorry. What if he actually died? This video will age supremely bad. What do you mean? He is dead. Oh, fuck. Wait, did you think we were joking this whole time?

Yeah. When we messaged you saying that Schlatt fell off of a semi-truck on the highway, we weren't joking. Yeah, dude. A truck ratioed him. Comments. Comment down below what you think Schlatt's tombstone would say.

Comment. Comment. Like and subscribe to the channel we'll be giving away rest in peace schlatt handkerchief who knows maybe maybe schlatt will be back next week reborn as schlatt 2.0 nope he won't he's dead but one can dream yeah one can dream that hopefully schlatt will come back next week and we'll also record more minecraft or some other game that would be so sick yeah yeah it's a shame we had to end that after one episode now that he's dead people love that too yeah 300k views listen the ghost of Schlatt has been like here the whole time I have a feeling he'll be here next week

no I do not well do you guys think we should do uh an ad read in Schlatt's honor I think that's the only way to really honor him and that what he did on this planet would be to read a Manscaped ad.

He loved money. It fits him. He loved money and he loved a good Manscaped. Well, I can give it a shot, but it's definitely not going to be the same. Can I get a round of applause, everyone? Start clapping. Not right now. Today I'm excited to announce Manscaped today i'm excited to the most i'm

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And a head. Who trusts Manscaped by going to manscaped.com for... Oh, I feel so wrong. 20% off plus free shipping with the concept. Oh my god, yeah. It's genuinely a good product. I genuinely like

Manscaped. Yeah. And think about it this way. When Schlatt's being put into the coffin, you know what they're gonna put on his balls to freshen up the show, right? They probably manscaped him a bit. They probably manscaped him up from head to toe. I'm not...

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