Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #55

Episode Date: March 30, 2022

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Superbriar Podcast episode 55. 55 times we've come and done this. Except for the time where I died and I wasn't available for that filming. But I'm back. I was revived. And now, oh my god, the Oscars are going on and Will Smith just slapped the crap out of Chris Rock. He rocked Chris Rock. Did you guys see this? I didn't see it. I feel like Michael Buckley on What the Buck Show.

What the buck? What the buck? What the buck? Still no idea what happened. You didn't see this? It happened literally like 15 minutes ago. Dude, you got to show me this. There's a clip on Twitter of a guy who just recorded his TV, and in 15 minutes, it's got

like 8 million views. It's nuts. What the fuck? Yeah, bro. I got to see this. Everybody thought it was a joke at first but then they muted the audio when i was screaming at chris rock yeah look at it look at it holy shit i need dude that sounds crazy wait are you chris rock made some joke about jada smith who's

will smith's wife having being like gi joe or gi. Jade or something because she's bald. But then Will was like, nah, man, keep my wife's name out your mouth. Wait, why is she bald though? Does she have like... I think she might have some kind of autoimmune deficiency. Which, you know. I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't either. So basically, yeah, I am legend

punch donkey. Donkey! Look at that meme! Dude, a meme template just spawned right before our eyes. That's crazy. The meme being Will Smith punching the... What's his name? Dwayne the Rock Johnson?

Chris Rock? They're all ross smith slapped obama at the oscars dude schlatt why didn't you tell us will smith schlatt snapped wait and now will smith just won the oscar he just won a fucking oscar are you watching it right now that's why they didn't that's why they didn't kick him out. They couldn't because he had to get on stage. Dude, he fucking, holy shit. He just hit somebody else. Holy shit, Will Smith is shooting up the Oscars, everybody.

Dude, he just slapped the fuck out of him. Is the queen in attendance? Nah, nah, nah, nah. The queen is safe watching from her own bunker. Dude, do you think this was staged though because like i'm pretty sure their viewership has just been completely tanking so i'm just wondering honestly i wouldn't be surprised dude this is one of the hardest videos i've seen he just walks away like so epically this is so cool so epic he walks like putin with this fucking arm at his side like he's like he's fucking

concealed carrying a gun or something dude the way he uh the way he slapped him like he power posed like at the peak of the slap yeah what the hell like he looks like he did a dance he's been practicing that in the movies oh 100 he's the gemini man that was the coolest thing i've seen over there day That's a good point Who the fuck watches the Oscars anymore Who the fuck cares about What's going on there You need some drama

Who the hell is Oscar anyway Yeah I don't know Isn't he that Sesame Street character Whose actor died We should get Will Smith to punch Oscar the Grouch Get Will Smith on the podcast. Dude, this video is so cool. We actually have Will Smith here on the podcast right now live from the Oscars. Will, tell us what's going on, man.

Oh, you know, I was a little angry and I had to teach him a lesson. You know what? Good for you, Will. That's awesome yeah yeah nobody stands up for themselves anymore cancel culture am i right and i just have to take a stand and you know what that's what i think everybody needs to take a note out of your book in because let's be real guys we grew up in a time when you only got trophies for coming in first there were no such thing as participation trophies okay that's none of my business and the moment we started handing those out is the moment

that society got soft dude will smith you're on to something i think we should slap everyone who doesn't come in first place we should get rid of participation trophies instead they should get a will smith whatever happened to the good old days man bullshit whatever happened to the good old days when you'd walk outside contract a fever and then be on your deathbed because there's no antibiotics whatever happened to shitting together in a dirt hole you know didn't the romans shit together yeah man yeah they jerked off onto a onto a biscuit too too, I heard. I think you guys are getting confused. I think they definitely bathed together, but I don't know.

They used to use rocks to wipe their ass. Yeah, man. They stood around the little biscuit that one of the wives cooked, and then Julius and fucking Brutus and where are some other ones? Where are some other ones? Cornelius. Goku, Vegeta. Cornelius, Vegeta, Goku, One Punch Man. and uh broly what were some other ones where's my cornelius vegeta cornelius vegeta goku one punch man his name is barato barato for sure broccoli yeah they all jerk off onto a little broccoli

rasangon sharing gun i got the sharing gun really try to catch this no i just have pink eye wait why what how do you have that uh swim in a public pool dude what if will smith pulled out his penis to him that would on stage probably i'm pretty sure he was just completely erect too he would go to jail. He would just immediately be put in handcuffs 100%. Mika, what if he hit it? If he hit it and went like

He would be slapped and whipped to death. He won the Oscar. True. That sounds like radiation. When you walk towards the edge of wasteland in Modern Warfare 2. When you're a rock getting slapped by Will Smith. What the fuck was that one? You shut him up. Schlelatt you ever ride a horse no that's what girls used to do to uh never mind to get them to come what no dude to get the

a baby to die wait you should just go hard yeah oh you didn't know that no what yeah yeah if someone got pregnant a while ago what they do is they send them away to horse camp and they'd ride horses all day until the baby got uh miscarried bro are you serious no way whatever happened to the girl you know whatever i'm not lying to you is that actually serious yes yes they really just slapped him. That's so cool. Bring, bring, bring,wn, boring. Don't care about that. There's Oscar from Finding Nemo.

Who's he again? He's the dad. His name was Oscar? Are you serious? Yeah, man. Oscar the fish. No, there was also Oscar the fish from Fish Hooks. Wow, there's a lot of Oscar fish.

Anyone remember Fish Hooks? I do do what the hell is fish hooks man it was a show on disney and uh he he had the same voice actor as uh morty he sounded literally just like morty oh this looks terrible no dude it was fire this show was crazy dude uh these fish in fish hooks they they kind of remind me of the Big Mouth characters. No, don't say that. They kind of give me Big Mouth vibes. What's so good about Fish Hooks with Panda? I don't know. I just have a lot of fond memories of it.

Are you guys talking about anime? No. Schlatt. What is this? What are you talking about? We're talking about Fish Hooks, man. Classic cartoon. What is this? What are you talking about? We're talking about Fish Hooks, man. Classic cartoon. What is Fish Hooks?

Is that like Back to the Barnyard? What kind of fucking show is this? Back to the Barnyard. It's Fish Hooks, man. I'm drunk. I'm watching the Oscars alone, dude. I'm fucking blasted. No, don't leave us again.

I'm blasted. I'm blasted. Don't. I'm blasted. You want to know what's fucked up? I watched the Oscars with you. What's fucked up, Schlatt? I don't know what's fucked up.

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you're our plug you're our window into it oh it's just crazy to me that some dude can just assault the host of the show and then sit back down and then win an award 20 minutes later it's nuts is that not nuts like is this not the most rich privileged shit you've ever seen it's a little weird i'm not gonna lie if that was a random dude if that if that was anyone other than will sm Will Smith, if there was any chance that some person did not know

who was up on the stage assaulting Chris Rock, he would have been shot. Also, there's no way Bill Cosby is in prison. That man is not in prison. He's not. You think Bill Cosby's in prison? Bill Cosby? Didn't he get released?

You think he's in prison? Really? Well, I mean, I don't know. I don't he get yeah you think he's in prison really uh i well i mean i don't know i don't i don't think he is he got released last year wait are you serious yeah why is there like a menace walking the streets it's kind of fucked up oh yeah it's true he did he did get released he got released dude oh wow i'm pretty upset about it. All right. Well, do you think he was in prison? Do you think he spent a day in a regular prison? No. I mean, maybe.

I think so. Maybe. Trending with 75,000 tweets. Assault. Honestly, it was a clean slap, though. It was a clean slap. Very satisfying slap. It was a clean slap though it was a very satisfying it was a super perfect form on that and the way he walked back i mean like he should be allowed to do that let's be real yeah i think he should be allowed again if you guys if you look that cool doing it i mean you should get a pass absolutely are you guys pro will smith slapping or anti will smith slapping

i think i'm pro i'm pro i'm anti the double standard though because if it was anybody else who would have been carted off on a fucking stretcher after being shot 15 times i'm anti why did you post this post what this Post what? This. I'm just saying, he's a beta. Chris Rock's standing sideways. Look at Will Smith's posture as he's doing it. Did you make this? Yeah, I made it. Oh my god.

I mean, Will Smith was just being a good husband. You should put the golden ratio over it. Oh my god, that'd probably work. Yeah, hold on, let me craft that one. I need a banger tweet. You're right, I need a banger tweet too. Let's all start making tweets. I'm seeing people on Twitter, for example, Ethan Klein, say,

Defending Will equals brain rot. I guess I equals brain rot. I guess I got. I mean, let's not let's not assault comedians, to be fair. We're all comedians here. Yeah. Come on. Mika, I've seen the jokes you make. Wait, what?

Imagine if someone walked up to you and slapped you for making one of those terrible jokes you made back in 2017 that is true what terrible jokes oh don't don't pretend like we didn't see the how to actually play series it was riddled with hatred okay sounds like a hit piece okay then describe this moist pull it up this tweet's gonna do numbers. I'm gonna steal it. No, you little fucker! You wanna bet? Don't do it. You already stole my whole channel. Please, just let me have something.

Yo, you guys can laugh at that. What happened with that? Let's go back in time, everybody. We've been doing this for almost a year now. A year? you are drunk we've almost been doing this podcast for a month you know it's been a long time let's travel back in time to february it's actually like it's been in in in like three or four months right we'll have been doing this for five years consistently that is pretty wild i'm pretty sure the first episode of this joint came out on uh in july of 2017 and holy shit still mika will never

forgive you for walking out seven minutes into the first episode of our podcast i'm sorry for i'm not sorry for party rocking i pulled something oh so you Oh, so you're not sorry? I'm not sorry. I was party rocking. It was iconic. But for real, I am actually sorry, Schlatt. Listen, too little, too late. Too little,

too late. Dude, please forgive me. I've only been tormented over it for years and years now. We're coming up on five years of doing the Sleep Deprived Podcast. It's not like any of this. Come on. Wait, shoot. The Sleep Deprived Twitter needs to tweet about the Will Smith thing.

Can we tweet, we at sleep-deprived stand with Will Smith? No. Yes. Yes, I think we should. All right, do what you're going to do. Somebody's got to stand with him. You think anything's going to happen to him i think he's probably gonna get charged i'm not gonna lie like he did that on camera he literally did that in 4k he literally did that nah it was a deep fake oh shit you're right you're right defects are scary dude they're super scary

think of all the things you can get blamed they're super scary think of all the things you can get blamed for panda and now think of all the things you could get blamed for with a deep fake dude have they ever deep faked the vtuber avatar okay we'll delete that do not put that i'm trying to like think of a banger tweet because everyone else has done it well well I'm sorry can you describe what you just put for the

audio listeners it's a ginger he actually just tweeted I think it's some other guy named Will Smith oh my god holy shit Will Smith said I'm sorry if That's hilarious. Holy shit. Will Smith said, I'm sorry if you're offended.

And it looks like this is Will Smith who is not the Will Smith. Some other Will Smith. Guys, what do you think about Fortnite removing building from the game? What do we think about that? Finally, a real topic. Honestly, that's actually pretty hype because the building was the worst part from the game what do we think about finally a real topic honestly like that's actually pretty hype because the building was the worst part of the game 100 yeah i realized that the only reason i actually stopped playing the game was because i was just not interested in that building mechanic at all you'd see so many i've seen so many tiktoks of like

you shoot someone once and then they tower up to the fucking build limit and the dude just like emotes and sits down and waits for him to come back and then just blasts him and instantly kills him yeah it's just annoying it's annoying and frustrating like i honestly i'd be willing to give fortnite a try now that they took out the building maybe we could all play fortnite i don't know watch me crank 90s in Fortnite. Do you guys think it would be a funny tweet to tweet the Minecraft when you're punching wood

and then just caption it Will Smith? That's gotta be. That's gotta be. Alright, I'm gonna give it a try. This tweet gonna do numbers. I think it's gonna do really well for you. Alright, here it is. Oh, but you could've been hitting

a cobblestone block. Why would it? Because Chris Rock, you know? Frick, dude! Dude, you missed it. Oh my god, dude. Why didn't you say anything? I didn't you say?

I'll treat it with the rock no no dude don't don't you better not did someone come in and they said miss I told you bro take it from the banger Lord. You didn't say anything, dude. It needed the cobblestone, man. I'm sorry. I didn't think about it. You said. I think you should quote tweet it and then redo it. I'm deleting it.

I'm done. I'm done, dude. Dude, don't let the one guy who said missed. Come on, bro. I'm actually so tilted right now. No, dude. You got in my head, man. You freaking got in my head.

Get out of my head. Get out of my head. I'm screenshotting. Moist, put it on the screen. Get out of my head, man. This coward's going to delete it. He deleted it. I deleted it.

Bullshit. There's only one thing I can do right now. I'm opening Minecraft. ahead man Howard's gonna delete it he deleted it I deleted it bullshit there's only one thing I can do right now I'm opening Minecraft I gotta migrate my Mojang account what is this get code 30 minutes making a Microsoft mine account for this fucking tweet yeah a panda can you like take a screenshot of you punching cobble in minecraft and send it to me he'll pay you punching cobble in minecraft please dude i need this okay mika

post this instead no dude that's awful dude please i am telling you this will get likes trust trust me Just the process. I do trust you, but I need it to be, you know... What about punching a sheep? Why are we still talking about this? My nose hurts. So does Chris Rocks. That was good.

Bah. Bah. Bah. Bah-booey. Hold on. Do it with the automaton. Yeah, kind of. An effort was made.

Bah-booey. Bah-booey. Bah-booey.