Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #6

Episode Date: November 17, 2020

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Every time I drink water, can we just play the chug jug sound? Yeah, I can do that. Can you please? Whenever I drink water too, can you also add a chug jug sound effect like right now? Yeah, of course. I'm going to drink right now as well. Oh, Jesus. Hell yeah.

I'm going to take another sip as well. Oh, that's the spot. just got this stuff right there i thought chug jug gave you a hundred shield depends on the chug chug are they all called chug chugs wait fortnite uh no no you you play no i i were playing in the new optics you wanted to get the fox mask no no so what happened was um i saw that the fox mask came up came out and um i got really chapped because that's like, that's my thing. So I chapped. But yeah, I updated it, but I never played. I opened the launcher.

I'm like, no, I just, I can't. So let's recap for a minute, Mika. You bought a Fortnite skin. You have Fortnite skins? Did I hear that correctly a few minutes ago? Well, I got the battle pass. Why? During the previous season, the superhero season.

Okay. That's cool and all. But now I beg you this question. Okay. Why? Considering you've played the game like thrice thrice i don't know i just kind of i don't know my friends got it so i was like why not and then i played it a couple times i'm like nah not anymore fortnite or pub g i i'd have to go with

fortnite can we all stream fortnite like the sleep deprived we can stream whatever the hell we want dude i floated by the idea of like a talk show where we take callers and stuff that's that's actually a good idea yeah that could be cool i uh i also think fortnite is the best not not because the the game is necessarily good where the genre is captivating i just think that yeah they did the best job yeah yeah hello hello astro welcome welcome baby welcome to the podcast how you doing man i heard fortnite and i came running in! Yeah, dude. What's up, my chug jug bros? Get the chug jug sound effects going. Yeah!

Bring out that chug jug! Now we're getting somewhere. Hold on, let me take a sip from my... Oh my god. Astro, get those mats out, start building a little tower. I got one of those porta-potty... Porta-potty, yeah. Porta-fort. I got a porta-fort, dude. Porta-fort. Porta-fort and my tactical green shotgun. Because I'm a nature nut.

I only run with green guns. Porta-potty. Speaking of... Cause I'm a nature nut. I only run with green guns. Poor body. Speaking of... Speaking of green... Can we, uh, talk about... Astro's meat? Vegetarianism for a second? Shut your fucking mouth, you fucking bitch.

Oh. Okay, hear me out. As of today, I'm announcing, officially, I will be only eating humans from here on out. Just want to let the world know that I'm not a vegetarian, I'm not a meat eater, I'm a fucking cannibal.

Next subject. Alright, um, i'm not a meat eater i'm a fucking cannibal next subject all right um you were also very into anime i would hear i would like to hereby denounce my previous vows to the japanese culture and i am now only watching american television teen Teen Titans Go. Next statement. Teen Titans Go to the movies? Who's the rapper? Underrated. What was his name? There's a rapper in that movie. Definitely not Tupac.

Lil Yachty. Lil Yachty was in Teen Titans Go to the movies? Twizzler hair, yeah. You know, you actually do want that movie to do well because if it does well enough, they're going to bring back the original Teen Titans. Did they say that? Yeah.

Like, I know there was a clip at the end. Mm-hmm. Yeah. They're going to bring it back if it does well enough. That's freaking sweet. What? Is it, is it is it like is it genuine laughter is it crazed crazy person psychotic laughter do it again say give us the sound bite again panda no just go just copy and paste it okay all right astro he saidro, he said it again. He said it again. That's freaking sweet. Whoa, what the fuck?

Well, I think I know who's playing the Joker in the next Batman movie. Yuck, yuck, yuck. His profile picture goes very... Can we put it on the screen? It does, doesn't it? Can we put it on the screen? Yeah. Oh, gorsh.

So we did have a couple of requests to talk about airplanes more considering we are a podcast about airplanes podcast is about airplanes in case you've all forgotten so let me just pull up this recent article i was reading okay so this is from uh reading okay so this is from uh this is this is from july 25th of this year uh from the new york times the headline is that ryan air uh which was long opposed to unions, grapples with strikes in Europe. That's really crazy. In London, about 50,000 passengers were affected after the workers went on strike on Wednesday.

And as expected, profits are down. Yo, is Krusty the clown in the fall? And most likely we're going to start seeing a lot of competition from rival airfare companies in Eastern Europe.

Most affected were the Cavalry troops in Belgium, Italy, Portugal. This is what hell sounds like. Play the John Shug sound effect. Play chug chug. Spain. Chug chug. Mostly the employees are concerned about low pay. And they also don't have sufficient employment rights.

They also state that the work culture is very punishing. So I think it's going to be interesting to see how this develops. Any thoughts? I don't really like airplanes. Any thoughts about Ryanair

worker strikes? Mika, you're a little fucking bitch. You know that? I mean, that did about 90 damage, but I'm going to take a sip of my chug. Oh, no. Woo! 90 damage but I'm gonna take a sip got you there I think this is a big this is a big problem I think this is a big problem for Ryan and Mika because Ryan

airs a budget airline right so they make money on the scraps you know they make money on on you know getting their employees out of money. That's how they get it. Can we censor that? I don't want that word in this podcast. J***ing? I mean, we just lost the sponsorship from Peter MSNBC. That was because Astro

showed up to the last one just completely plastered. That's not our... I can't say j***ing? It say it's look just censor it and and don't say what word we're don't say what word is okay all right i won't all right dang so the the problem is reiner has to pay their cut their employees more because they've unionized right well so the strike is about wanting to uh form a union as far as i'm aware yeah uh in fact just to add on top of this like yeah about a fifth of the italian

flights are are affected so a lot we're gonna see a lot of the other italian airfare companies picking up what ryanair dropped. That's true. And I think unless they step their game up, you know, they could be facing some losses that... Now, Mika, how can they step their game up? Because I remember in the second podcast, in the second Sleep Deprived, you said you were quite a frequent flyer. Is that true? And then you know kind of the ins and outs.

Chug, chug. You kind of know the ins and outs of airplanes. You were telling me about economy seating and how Boeing is switching the seats around to make it most profitable. So how can Ryanair improve this? That was a concept airplane. Oh, okay.

All right. Well, still, you're in the loop, right? So what can Ryanair do? What can they do to recoup their losses? To step up their game, yeah. Well, okay. All right. Well, still, you're in the loop, right? So what can Ryanair do? What can they do to recoup their losses? To step up their game, yeah. Well, five. They've got about 30. They've got about 27 premium seats.

Right. And the rest are economy. So it's about 10% premium, 90% economy. If Ryanair really wants to continue being the leading supposedly quote-unquote as they advertise vessel in the economy realm then I think they they should minimize premium to five percent so they can squeeze on more economy flyers. I also think they should... I'm sorry, doesn't the airlines make more money on the premium seating? They make more money from the economy seating

because the economy seating takes up less space in the cabin. Yeah. I love how you guys are having an actual conversation. Well, see, I would think because the premium seats,'s less of them for sure but there's they're more expensive right they get better service they pay for you know being separated from all the proles back in the back of the airplane you know uh let me check i just want i know we had this conversation probably about a year ago during the second sleep deprived podcast which was okay so actually uh delete all of this yeah it's uh not from

economy it's from the premium seats i was was actually completely wrong. Can we just delete this and I'm just going to say now what it is? Yeah, we'll delete it and we'll cut that part out. We'll cut it out. Yeah, so about two-thirds of the revenue actually come from the business and premium class. Really? Damn. That being said, if Ryanair does decide decide to go that route then they'll be losing a lot of favor with their economy flyers uh and i think we we could expect to see their stock

plummet even farther that's a that's a decent analysis because because ryanair is in fact a low budget airline they're they're an economy airline i mean mean, most people flying Ryanair, they want cheap seats. So I feel like in an attempt to get more revenue from their premium buyers, which make them more money, if they were to expand that section of the airplane a little bit, I think the people who would be forced out of the economy, and let's's be real here that's a lot of seats in economy that are that are removed by adding two or three more premium seats absolutely and so they lose that they lose that market share they lose that chunk of people and i think that revenue would revenue would decline even sharper they would lose a lot of faith with their economy flyers so i think actually now the more we think about it probably probably adding more economy seats would make the most sense even though it seems counterintuitive

so yeah you were right in the first place but i mean unless they solve this worker strikeage i i really don't think right that uh well let me just see if they actually have solved it okay can we just play the play the chug chug sound effect i solved like one side of a rubik's cube one time did you sorry uh just before we switch topics i just want to confirm that ryanair's boss is is not budging uh about the worker strikeage and yeah well that's it you you guys can continue good for him standing up for what he believes in yeah so like you know you had like all those like cool like hipster friends who were like walking around the school like watch this dude i can solve my rubik's cube in 40 seconds and then they like immediately get a ton of chicks so i was like

going home like researching the algorithms and it was just too hard and i just gave up after one side well you got one side that's like i mean yeah but one side it's like anyone can do it a simpleton can do it you know like i don't know i guess needless to say i didn't get a girlfriend afterwards well i had a two by two rubik's cube that i could solve pretty quickly because those are much easier than the three by three by threes but i i watched i've watched uh speed running of those the two by twos and they they like sit down at the table and like you know they don't start the timer until you touch the rubik's cube and they know exactly what you're gonna do yeah because it's a two by two you can often get a lucky roll

where you can just do like uh four hand movements and you're like there yeah so they'll they'll just like stare at it for a second like analyze what the movements they're gonna do is are and then they just do them in like yeah you know a third of a second it's pretty crazy and then once they once they put the rubik's cube down and the timer stops that's's when the girls start flooding in. They open the floodgates and all the women just start mobbing the guy.

Exactly. His glasses start fogging up. Can we get another Peter Griffin? Can we get another Chug Chug sound effect? I just drank, actually. Oh, that's good. I just drank, actually, so. That's good. I can drink again if you want.

Yeah, dude. Let's do some more. Nice. All right, you guys want to take some questions? Put out a little tweet. Taking questions for the next podcast with the Buds. Send them my way. You down? I'm up.

We out here. All right. What are all of your plans for future content? I'll go! I'm thinking about making future Yodel Boy compilations. Tell us about the Drake clapping gif at Panda. Oh yeah!

Is that happening? Yeah. Nice. Astro, what about you? I'm going to try to make people laugh with their mouths what about you schlatt i would like to uh continue with my video game stuff I think I found a little nice little little nook in YouTube you know nice little audience and I keep doing the gaming stuff I'll keep doing those little like open TTD funny funny games you know funny moments open TTD funny moments montage. Top 10 plays of the week. Play the game

Open TTD. Best cargo hauls of the day. To put this into context, can you show a clip of Open TTD gameplay? Of course, yeah. This town's name is Butt Barrel. this town's name is butt yeah open ttd is a nice little transport game

it's really like heated heated gameplay like really uh really intense a lot of a lot of decisions and strategy go into it. Mika! Yeah? What's new with you? What are you doing? I'm having fun making these video game OST videos. Yeah? And these satirical game reviews.

I'm gonna do more like I think I'm gonna, you know, bring it in, kind of focus on what, uh, I guess what I'm trying to say is just not be all over the place. Like I have been in the past. I think that's really done a number. Like I still want to keep it filled with variety because I think a lot of people appreciate that and I'm pretty big on variety but I guess focused variety is a good word I guess a theme yeah yeah focused variety and I'm gonna make more music right more

nice yeah I'm already working on a new EP. Ooh. Dude, he's got this song that's so good. It's going to be a banger. Really? You think so? It's going to be a Billboard Top 100 number one smash hit. You really think so? Yeah, I like the horns in it.

Thanks, man. I appreciate that. Mika, I don't mean to burst your bubble here, but I haven't heard the song yet and I can almost guarantee you it will not be number one on Billboard I'm sorry buddy it won't be there but I mean I'm sure it'll be good and for number two baby two is doable I'm sorry dude I shouldn't have said that I was out of place I was out of line

how heartless you monster I'm at one HP man get some chug chug oh yeah there it is oh I can hear the drink sound i just spilled water on my desk you know a chug joke takes 15 seconds to drink astro can we talk about your music for a second? No. Okay. Okay, if you had to date one of the buds,

which bud would you date? Definitely Mika. You're gonna make me blush, man. You're gonna make me blush. Do it already. Blush. Oh, shit. That sounds like a threat.

Fucking blush for me. Dude dude I don't want to blush I think we know who's the dom here fucking blush no okay next Mika what who are you dating uh i would combine you all into a person

the best of all your you combine i'm monogamous i don't roll with more people now you'll just have three consciousnesses. You'll be one dude that just kind of like snaps between. A schizophrenic. You'll be a schizophrenic. You'll be a schizophrenic. All right, Panda. Who are you going to date?

Oh, God. Really putting me on the spot here. Hmm. Schlatt, you looking like a snack. Well, I mean, I'd probably go for you, Panda, honestly. Oh. So there's a mutual little respect bonding there, you know? I'm glad you guys have a happy relationship where both of you like each other yeah and mika wants to fuse us all into one body

create a mentally unstable person and then date that all right good job i mean if if we're if we're if we can only choose one person then it's got to be astro yeah what would happen if we did that like what consciousness would that birth we would be 10 times stronger than exodia the forbidden one but we'd be missing a right leg so to summon us would would we have to like remove our own limbs and scatter them around the world so that people would have to find it and like assemble us like stop right there no stop right there what the fuck my mind we're gonna go to the next question now just pump the brakes on whatever thought that was uh okay do we have anything else to talk about? When there's long pauses, can we just put

the Fortnite dance music? Chug, chug. And the dance music. I'll put everything over it. It'll be nice. I'll take good care of this podcast. Don't worry. Do you want to talk about your bearded

dragon? Bearded dragon? Do you want to talk about i understand if you don't if it's like yeah i'll talk about bearded dragons they're great pets all right what do you want to know specifically so i i know that a big part of a bearded dragon's diet is live insects oh yeah and you were an owner of a bearded dragon for a very long time rest in peace yeah i had him from 2008 to uh 2017 how was the process of feeding him live insects like how did you get the insects and how did you keep them alive like did you have to go to the

store every week or did you just have a breeding box for insects a mix of both actually so i had to go to petco or whatever pet store that was around in 08 uh probably like once or twice a month and i'd get uh crickets for my dude and we'd have a we'd have like an enclosement for the crickets at home too and they had black like dark tubes where the crickets would crawl up inside and so because he didn't eat all of them at once and petco just sells them in bags so every time we wanted to feed him which was probably once or twice a day almost i'd open up the cage take a tube out of the the cricket thing and then kind of just like tap it into his cage.

And the crickets would fall out and he'd eat it. But as he got bigger and older and lazier, he just kind of sat on his basking stick that had like the heat lamp on him. And he didn't want to move anymore because he was so spoiled. So I just kind of dangle worms in front of him. I'd hold him in my hand and he just kind of eat them right out of my hand. Will bearded dragons eat dead insects and bugs? Yeah. Yeah.

I fed him. I used to sprinkle, like, freeze-dried crickets and worms and stuff into his salads every now and then. He liked those a lot. I don't know if, like if like dead if you find something on the side of the road i don't think you want to give it to him though yeah probably not panda astro would would you consider getting a bearded dragon i had a chameleon oh really that was a lot of work yeah but we gave him away because like i said it, it was too much work. Yeah. And a lot of kids, like, they say, like, oh, get me X, get me this pet. I'll take good care of him.

Then, like, you know, a month or so later, they don't want to walk it. They don't want to do anything. Then the parent gets, you know, has to deal with the whole thing. And that's what's happened to a lot of families, I know. The kids just shirk all responsibility. Did you have any reptiles astro is he still here hey astro hey apple i was gonna say that Hey, Astro. Hey, Apple.

I was going to say that. Apple. Apple. Hey, Apple. Can we RP Annoying Orange? Can we...