Sleep Deprived Podcast - Sleep Deprived Podcast #7

Episode Date: November 17, 2020

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Wait, we need to clap. That just doesn't help at all. This does nothing. Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. It's me, Schlatt. I'm joined by the usual cast. How are you guys doing? Dude, I do not like roller coasters. No, me either.

Unless it's like a steel one and the ride is smooth, but I don't like the ones that shove you around. I prefer other vehicles, you know? Yeah, there's better ways to get around, I'd say. Ones with wings? Yeah. Have you guys been on the RFG 7890 plane? Wait, who manufactures that one one um mr um mister it's one dude yeah mr benjamin oh the rfg 790 i thought you said seven yes yes yeah yeah have you been on a plane yeah well i used to fly on that back in the day i don't fly on it anymore but i i just i flew on it for the first time i was like wow, wow, this is a plane. Yeah, it's pretty comfy. I'm going to be real with you guys.

More of a helicopter kind of guy. Really? Yeah. You've ridden on a helicopter before? I own one, actually. You do not. That's just a lie. No, I do.

You don't have one. I really do. It's the H1G 972. Okay, you're just making shit up. Oh my god! No no you're making shit up that's not real no it is real i've seen it in action that's not that's crazy yeah i don't believe it i've flown with mika in one yeah the h1g what the 791 yeah the h1g 791 791 i could have swore the numbers changed there no i think sometimes they change

it's like it's a shapeshifter kind of you know different days different like a bionicle almost yeah yeah like a lego i was at the gym when i heard the news the news of what his death who's death i did jim jim halbert oh dude i hate that guy He looks at the camera every two seconds Pam deserves way better let's be honest here Roy was kind of a Chad What? Who are you talking about? Are these friends of yours? Yes

Roy from The Office His last name is Office Roy Office What office? Do you work Do you work in an office? Yeah, I live in Scranton, Pennsylvania. You live in Scranton?

Yeah, kind of a paper guy. Do you ever, when someone asks you to do something, do you ever just look at them and say, No! No! Oh, God! No! Oh, God, please, no.

That's what she said. Michael! Bears. Michael! Beats.ael battle star galactica oh that one's funny so you know they're uh trying to like make remote offices like in in planes so that like when you're flying you can like work in an office yeah like like you, in Kirby, like how there's just like a big like airship, it'd be like that. It'd just be like an air fortress. That would be continually in flight. Yeah. What's the what's the benefit of that? Because then like, you know, like the employees wouldn't be able to see their families and get distracted oh right that's how the military is so uh is so efficient as well i

think you tear a man away from his family he's gonna do anything he can to come back you know and see him again really elevates a person yeah yeah well i mean this isn't this isn't associated with the military this is just like wait so military personnel can't go on these planes? No, only McDonald's employees. I love McDonald's! Yo, dude, I just had Domino's, and tomorrow I'm going to have McDonald's. You're going to get big if you keep doing that. I love America. Are you plotting it out, like on a calendar?

Yes. What the hell? And then the next day I get checkers. And then the next day I get Hungry Jack. Hey, stop shaming him. He's enjoying it. Yeah. Are you shaming big people?

Yeah. No. Look, it's one of my goals to get big. I actually bought a home gym recently. Oh, Jim Halpert. Yeah, yeah. And he looks at the camera whenever I do squats. That's kind of creepy.

Is he like your trainer? Does he train you? Does he prank you while you're lifting weights? He pulls pranks on me while I'm lifting weights. Sometimes I can't get the bar up, and I'm struggling and grunting. And he's just looking at the camera because he knows that he should be helping me spot and kind of catching the bar, but he doesn't. And I go... And Jim's just looking at the camera.

That's kind of lame, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I know. You should read a book. You think? Like a real man. What kind of books do you read? You know, like self-help books

oh like rich dad poor dad yeah how to how to uh influence friends how to win friends and influence people maybe even the 48 laws of power yeah those make you really smart i got a question from dabbing man too you know what he says what's he say what do you guys think about the long-lasting effects on air travel and uh how it'll how it'll be after the pandemic yeah i've actually invested in in airlines because uh i figure it's got to come back at some point you know i'm really thinking that uh i actually invested in hot air balloons because i think that now the planes are not as popular you might be able to fly those around a little bit more now they're coming back no they're coming back man 2021 they're coming back there's like this episode of community where they were on a hot air balloon

and then they turned into puppets what like can you turn us into puppets if we're on a hot air balloon i don't even know what that means i don't know how they just i don't know how it just happened like they were just puppets while they were on the hot air balloon. I don't even know what that means. I don't know how it just happened. They were just puppets while they were on the hot air balloon. Biden's a puppet. Damn. Holy shit. Damn. Yeah, we should get really political.

Hey, Schlatt. Yeah? What's your unironic political ideology? I just want money okay that makes sense so whatever uh whatever it's gonna take to get it i'm gonna do it how about you mika i'm gonna say i want people to be happy and healthy i'm more of a monarchist myself. Really? Yeah. Like the queen.

Who would you want to be the new queen or king? I think that they should just clone the current queen. Just make a new one. Just keep her going forever. What the hell does that mean, make a new one? Just clone her. Duplicate her. Like, make, like, a clone baby.

Just keep her going? Yeah, actually, yeah actually yeah you know what the same person prop her up actually and just like tape open her eyes and just keep her there oh yeah when she dies she's never dying she's never gonna die are you sure do you know how much blood she drinks dude she's staying alive forever know. I reckon she'll die soon. Nope. Not happening. I reckon it'll happen sooner than you think. Not on my watch. I'm willing to bet it'll happen in November.

Yeah? Yeah. You threatening something in particular? No. Okay. I've never made a threat. Okay. I'm just saying if there was a time for the Queen of England to die, it would be in late November.

Yeah. What day exactly? That sounds like a threat. What day exactly? It's not a threat. What time? There's no threats here. What time?

Yeah. What time is this happening? 1143 AM. Why? A panda. What's your unironic political ideology leaning every yeah that's good just all of them can you tell us like how the hot air balloon can like take you from place to place

because it's my understanding that they just kind of go up the whole point is you kind of get you don't really pick a destination that's why it's more interesting than a plane you just get in and it takes you somewhere random you know clap sync Oh Jim Jim stop Jim Jim camera again oh you piece of shit that guy can we play a random sound right now? Wow, that was... No, it just played. You didn't hear it? Oh, I played it again. Oh! Now I heard it.

Hey, Schlatt. I've been... I've been trying to mimic you with my facial hair recently. I cut off a bunch of my pubes and I glued them to my face. Wow. Yeah. Like on the sides.

That's rude. Do you ever think before you speak? I thought it would be like a little funny quip, you know? We could have a little lighthearted. He's doing it again. Can we put reverb on my voice for the rest of the podcast no no we're not gonna do that for like five seconds no i'm actually gonna like lower your voice and pitch shift it down i'm okay with that. Do we have another question? Yeah, you want to hear one? Yeah. Mario Mikester, he says,

how are you guys so hot and irresistible? Well, first I pulled down my pants, and then I got a scissor, and I cut all my pubes off, and then I taped them to my face. That's funny. Use the sandboard. Use the sandboard.

Thank you. You can go ahead. No. This is your time. Hey, after you. You got it, Mika. The guys are pressuring him. Panda panda how'd you get so hot and irresistible you know it comes with the it comes with the line of work you know like i get asked this a lot right like yeah um and you know what i do i work out

i eat healthy green leafy vegetables burger king lettuce i check social blade you check social blade yeah here's what i found actually the more the more often you check like social blade and twitter and all that and the more you pay attention to social media the actual the actually the hotter you become so so like if you run an account that's like dedicated to your favorite um like minecraft youtuber act for example let's just say like you're probably you're probably very attractive or a channel named after an animal that starts with an A and ends with an H. I reckon there's not there's a lot

in common between you and them. Panda. Did you just compare him to an animal? Wow. I didn't see it. You're gonna get cancelled. That's it for you, Mika.

What? You're getting cancelled,. That's it for you, Mika. What? You're getting cancelled, man. You can't say that. I know a lot of K-pop fancam accounts that are gonna be really mad about this. Are you gaslighting me? I didn't say anything. Mika. Jeez.

Jeez. Okay. Genuine, honest question here. Do you guys like K-pop? I do. Yes. Uh, no. I like guys like K-pop? I do. Yes. Uh, no. I like one song.

What song? Gangnam Style. Gangnam Style. Caramel Danson. That's a Swedish song. Oh, fuck. They're speaking Swedish. Ah, shit. Um. Okay, hold on. I got another one. Okay. Okay.

Favorite K-pop song ready god damn style god damn style naruto opening three damn okay is that the one where they're like uh is that the one where they're like no no no no that's the you're thinking the third one kind of goes like is that the one that's like no no again that's the second one i i'm not gonna sing it to you again all right you're clearly messing with me can we get another question how have you guys oh this hold on let me read the uh the name of the account

at jschlatt live asks how have you guys been passing time in quarantine hold on i could have sworn my at was different sorry what was the question again how have you guys been passing time in quarantine i've just been recording videos and showing up to shit. You know? Because I can't do much else. I picked up the hacky sack. You did?

Yeah, been kicking it around. You getting good with your feet? Yeah, I can get a couple in the air. You ever gonna find hacky sacking friends and do it with them? I'm thinking about going up in the mountains and finding a cult and just kind of going around hack a second all around town all right yeah I picked up cooking did you cooking up

that hot new sound effect Oh wait Jim Wait, Jim. Is that the front hand? Do you see Jim? Look at him. There he is. Oh, God. He ruins every moment. He ruins every goddamn moment. He thinks it's just so funny to do the same thing over and over again.

Clap on three. One, two, three. I think it should end with you sighing. Something I've always been curious is where would you see yourself currently had you not become a content creator? Or what do you wish you could have done differently with your content slash channels? So freaking boring?

There were a lot of really good questions here that we just kind of ignored. What was a good one? We should put laugh tracks in the podcast The first one I had them Really? Yeah, I've been hearing laughing the whole time you guys haven't been hearing laughing no oh oh you don't hear it right now no that's just me just you dude oh god yeah i actually learned about schizophrenia in a class at Moon University. Dude, you go to Moon? Yeah. We talked about this not too long ago.

Oh, right. Yeah, last week when we recorded the last Sleep the Pipe podcast. Yeah. Do you remember? Oh, I forgot. Fuck, dude. Well, how many semesters do you have left? 18.

18? Ooh, you're doing the advanced studies. I see. Yeah. Yeah. That's a rough one. Good luck. No, I'm fucked.

You're fucked? It's all online. Oh, jeez. Professor's doing the lectures on vertical iPhone. Ooh, man. Yeah, I really miss all the rocks. Yeah, the rocks. And the lack of light.

Oxygen and light. Yeah. I really love when my professors just have half of their face visible and you can't see below their eyes. Yeah. You guys remember that episode of the Magic School Bus when they were on the moon? And the kid, the ginger kid, got really upset. And he took his helmet off and freezed himself to death on the spot.

Oh, yeah, I remember that one. It's fucking crazy, dude. Was that before or after the parasite got into the brown-haired kid and then took over his body and then his eyes rolled back in his skull and he started chanting demonic? Did that get through? That was in the episode of the Magic School Bus? Yeah, they were learning about ancient aliens.

You guys believe in aliens? Yeah. I think there's a very good possibility. I think there could be aliens out there. Yeah, me too. I hope they look really funny. I don't think

we might not even be able to see them. I mean, you have no idea what kind of other life exists. We only know what we see in this 3D space of ours. It's really deep. Yeah. Actually, I just watched Interstellar, that's all. That movie's actually really good.

Yeah, it is. Dude, I like the part in Interstellar where there's this really big wave, and then Matthew McConaughey comes out, and he's like, cowabunga. Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. And then TARS comes out, and then also...

He starts surfing on TARS. No, no, no, no, no, but he's nervous. So TARS is nervous to get out into the water, and so Matthew McConaughey's like, come on, TARS! Come on, TARS! And then TARS jumps in, and he's like, yeah! Yeah, and they just start shredding that wave,

and then they're like, oh, my God, you did such a good job. Let's get some fried bananas for dessert. Whoa. Surf's up. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I still can't believe they got a cameo from the surf's up penguin You remember when the lifeguards start running away from the wave towards the ship and like slow-motion music Yeah, that shit was awesome. That movie was such a good comedy My life's a comedy a panic in we uh

Can we do like a joker role play no oh okay i'm the joker baby i'm the joker baby remember last week when we recorded the last sleep deprived podcast and like we were talking about uh our favorite kinds of music yeah someone in in the in the questions said that a panda had the best music taste oh i mean what can i say you know what are you listening to right now a panda probably mal Malcolm X's The Final Speeches on Spotify. What the fuck? I love that song.

They got those? Yeah. Damn. I'm going to become the next Dream. You had that opportunity once with Uganda Knuckles, but you threw it in the trash. You should have made a whole series. You could have made a fucking empire over Uganda Knuckles, you dipshit. And you didn't. You threw it in the trash. You should have made a whole series. You could have made a fucking empire over Uganda Knuckles, you dipshit. And you didn't.

You threw it away. You could have made so much money off Uganda Knuckles. You don't even realize, man. You had it. You had life handed to you on a silver platter, and you said no. He could bring it back. You could. 2020.

You could bring back your gun and knuckles. No. See, I let it sink down. I let it sink down so I could rise up again. I'm going to rise up again. Casey Neistat. Only me and my brothers know the way. That was a good joke, and it's going to rise up.

Dream's going to cry. I'm going to win. Dream is not going to's gonna cry I'm gonna win Dream is not gonna cry Dream doesn't cry Dream is gonna cry he's the coldest hardest motherfucker on the planet he's gonna look at my channel

and be like wow there's still time like you only uploaded it last week that's true it hasn't been too long you still got time man can we get a whip?

Yeah, there it is. Alright. Wait, Jim! Jim, no! Jim, no! Jim, stop!