Sleep Deprived Podcast - Thank You. - SDP #99

Episode Date: March 14, 2023

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Wow. Well, here we are, boys. Whoa. 99. Episode 99 of the Sleep Deprived Podcast. To think. We've come a long way, haven't we? We have. I mean, it's been, what, five years? Almost six now since we started this podcast. Yeah, like 19 years. It's crazy.

Yeah, it feels like it was just yesterday, though. It's been 99 years. Yeah. 2019 is almost over. It's been kind of like nuts being like the very first podcast it's been kind of like at times it's been overwhelming but i think it's a it's a torch that we've carried well yeah i mean can you imagine how many viewers we'd probably have if we stick to doing that podcast back in 2017 i mean that literally was one of the first fucking podcasts compared to today that is crazy

but it's all gonna end yeah that's true it's ending next episode actually with a bang oh yeah big bang four big bangs let's put it that way giant bangs yeah yeah yeah first of all i just want to say to all our viewers out there who've been following us for five, six years now, dude, I mean. What's wrong with you? Just thank you, you know? Yeah. It's been a hell of a ride, and there's been ups and downs. That Comedy Night video was for sure a low.

A big low. And there was probably a couple funny moments we had on the show, but none come to mind. A couple bits. Maybe we should all go and talk about our favorite bits that we've ever done. You know, I like to think back

to when Schlatt and I were playing tennis. You know? Tennis? You remember that one? Ugh! Oh, yeah, yeah. Send you to serve. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Wow. Ugh. That sure is tennis. It's strenuous.

It's a strenuous match. Yeah. 40 love. Ugh. Ugh.uous. It's a strenuous match. Yeah. 40 love. Ugh. Ugh. Yeah. I think I won. That sure is tennis.

My favorite bits were just making you guys laugh. Oh, that's actually a really sweet thing to say, Appendix. Yeah, you never did that. Yeah. My favorite bits were when you weren't talking. No, I'm kidding. I'm joking. I'm joking.

Holy shit. I'm joking. I'm joking. Holy fuck joking. It was no. I'm joking. I'm joking. Holy fuck. You just begrudged 99 episodes. I am going to live stream my suicide on this channel. What? No.

No, I just, I'm sorry. It was just, it was right there. I had to do it. I'm sorry. That's not how I feel at all. That's not how I feel. That was, that's the end of me, Mika. You just did that. Panda, yeah, it's the end of me mika you just

panda yeah panda's the funniest one here man i was gonna say the truth of the the rub of it is a panda i think that you are what you know you guys are you guys are funny no i'm joking i'm joking i was gonna say you guys i'm sorry you're very funny well panda maybe i maybe i should reach a word quota no panda i'm sorry listen listen i'm sorry i want to say genuinely from the bottom of my heart it has been an absolute pleasure it's been something you know my favorite bit was any voices i did i liked i like being someone else so it's all about you huh it's all about you yeah yeah it is all about me i was gonna think about it's all about you we hung out and like did all those bits together but whatever you know this should be called the panda podcast i'm just saying guys i mean really should

be honestly it should be everyone always asks like what where did a panda go and then every and then other people are like oh he's he's on sleep deprived. It's perfect. Yeah, it's perfect. My favorite moment from the pod was on episode one. Hey, now. Where I got my best YouTube buddy at the time. Wow. Someone I looked up to. Someone I had.

I consider my first YouTube friend. Thanks, man. Just talking about me, guys. I was like, hey, man, I think we should do a little podcast, you know? Because it's a tough pitch. I mean, if you're coming to a buddy of yours and saying, hey, man, I want you to commit to something for an hour right every week until the rest of time it's a long time and uh i was so thrilled when nika said yes let's try it and then um seven percent of the way through a recording session, he took a call and then said,

Schlatt, I have to go. Listen. And I asked, Mika, are you joking? And he said, no. And then he left. Wow. And then i posted it here we are and here we are here we are oh sorry jambo just uh jambo's on my keyboard

he just stopped my recording okay jambo jambo jambo jambo get the fuck off the keyboard even jambo wants this podcast to end yeah he's trying to shut me down. I'm genuinely sorry, you know, for leaving you hanging there. Thanks for telling me that seven years later. I'm pretty sure I might have apologized the moment it happened. And like 40 more episodes episodes this was mentioned i i we did listen it was an absolute pleasure it was a blast it's what a wild ride it has been it it is kind of nuts though you know thinking about how we started this in the 1800s yeah just kept going yeah now it's 2019 i'd have to say one of my favorite moments probably seeing just all the animatics people made of the podcast or yeah yeah anytime we would beat

box and stuff yeah i mean we've been through so much like over the years you know we started in the 1800s i remember we were recording during the civil war like that was fun yeah oh man you know we thought mika was gonna die yeah and then you got drafted a panda yeah it happens you know yeah yeah that was nuts do you guys remember uh schlatt's seven wives like over the years oh yeah my what i like number three a lot yeah number three was good you what are you talking where's this what is this bit you're seven you're seven wives i had seven wives well it's been a while over the years at once at once don't you remember no it wasn't at once it was sequential i think you know panda you're you know yeah it's i think

about it it's like kind of normal right i mean like that's no that's the problem that doesn't sound normal you live forever you know eventually the wives die and you gotta yeah i mean like that's no that's the problem that doesn't sound normal you live forever you know eventually the wives die and you gotta yeah i mean that's only the seven that we know about what are you guys talking about am i being gaslit because i genuinely do not remember a bit about me having a wife ever on this podcast am i going crazy a bit you guys have been doing this show with me for almost all of you, 99 episodes. Slatt, wake up. Slatt, wake up.

You're asleep right now. I'm just glad. You know what? Now that the gaslighting and the true colors are starting to show, I'm glad that this podcast is ending. Next episode. I think we finally need to know why you hate Discord. That's true. Oh, wow.

Yeah, we actually should talk about that. Maybe on the 100th episode, right before it all ends. How about that? Maybe you'll finally get it. Maybe you'll finally understand. That is something to look forward to. Do you think people have been waiting, like, decades to hear why Schlatt hates? Hundreds of years. Hundreds of years why Schlatt hates Discord and, like...

Yeah, I think so. Do you think anyone who's listening to this is crying right now thinking about how this podcast is going to end? Yeah, in pain. Well, they're actually happy. They're like, oh, it's going to end. I had a couple of people close to me message me and say, hey, I can't tell if you guys are joking.

Like, is this ending? And then if so, and I said, yeah, yeah, it is ending. And then if so and i said yeah yeah and then they said well what uh what's what's you know what what is happening to the patreon right and i said we're keeping it yeah it's gonna be uh it's gonna be interesting but we're keeping the why would we, but... We're keeping the Patreon. Why would we turn that off? We're keeping that on. And we're going to keep that rolling.

Yeah, my Twitch has like hundreds of people who still subscribe. They just get charged every month. They don't know. Like, fuck yeah, we're keeping it on. What, are you kidding me? I would just say, don't touch your bank accounts anytime soon don't take a look at patreon forget about it forget about it that's passive income baby that's passive income forget about it i mean we you know we have there are a lot of bills that add up you know hiding a vampire being a vampire yeah right

and with the artificial like think of all the built inside our compound yeah and like think of you know we had to put together like a fake texas for schlatt to live in and like what the fuck are we what is this vampire bit this is entirely new no you don't remember that bit schlatt come on we can reveal this is one of our most iconic bits what are you i'm so confused. Do you not remember this, man? I'm just being gaslit today. I don't know if you understand. This is an ocean bit.

Do you not remember episode 25? Episode 25? Yeah, this was our most iconic bit. 50 and 66 and 82. Yeah, 93 had a little bit. 93 did not have a little bit. There was a slight reference. You didn't catch it.

You didn't catch it. 93 did not have anything. It was a three second blurb at the end. It was a three second blurb at the end. You remember 93? I remember 93. What happened in 93? I don't fucking remember 25, though.

What happened in 93? We announced the suicide pact. Oh, yeah. You're probably right. I thought in 93. Are we talking about 1993 because that would be like when schlack got his seventh one that was when bill clinton was running we did a whole bit about the bill clinton election oh my fucking fucking yeah that was a good one

the bill clinton episode went hard dude it's so crazy that like i it's it always did surprise me how the second we stop recording all the pleasantries just drop and then we just go back to how we actually are hating each other but we can laugh and have such a great time on the pod it's it's like it's crazy yeah i actually started my own podcast i don't know if you guys know. No, we're not plugging it. You're not. Ninety nine. No. Our another podcast on our podcast where you argue, which is what we do for the Patreon segment. I'm going to plug to you then.

New album just dropped. Lilac Boy. Check it out. Oh, go. Lilac Boy. Can I plug to take a look? Yeah, you can plug. All right.

It's our last episode. Thank you, man. New Alex Unknown. In the works, you know, watch out. There's going to be a new single soon. Should I drop the name of the album? Sure. Do it, man.

YOLO. All right. I'll drop the acronyms just to give people a little tease. The acronyms are RHM. Okay. RHM. What could RHM be? Rabid Horny Men.

Reddit History Monthly. Reddit History Monthly? A Reddit concept album? Dude. That's going to happen. That's going to happen like 20 years from now. It's actually the keyboard album. The keyboard subreddit made one.

Have you guys ever seen Reddit Sings? No. That sounds awful. There was this anime opening. I can't remember what it was, but it was the subreddit for this anime. They sang the opening together, and they all put it together, and it's like a choir. It's a little hard to listen to, but you know, it's enjoyable. Do you remember how it goes?

Like, do you have a little snippet? No, not at all. It's like... Like that one? Nah, I... For some reason, I want to say that it was Psycho Pass. It was the Psycho Pass opening, but I don't know how true that is. Like, I might be deluding myself

you know you're just spreading misinformation that's all you ever do on this pod except when i talk about schlatt being a vampire yeah that part was true i don't understand that such a good bit classic i just want to say whenever there's a game whenever you put out a gaming video everyone always says it's a podcast why do you guys do that mmm what do you guys what do you people do that I thought they always say at least this is better than the podcast no they always refer to the gaming videos as a podcast how is that a podcast yeah when when is a podcast ever had gaming gameplay I've never seen a comment like that I'm just being honest I haven't seen that shit either but I don't check the channel alright I don't think i've ever looked at the analytics before

i've seen it i've seen it i mean also can we give a quick shout out to our audio listeners who have been with us ever since we've been on audio let's just be real fuck you guys no honestly honestly shout out to the audio listeners like imagine how like imagine how surreal it is to think that people just found us on spotify or something they had no idea who we were and they just started listening on spotify you know we are the 17th most popular comedy podcast or something no we're we're on the leisure charts oh that's right yeah you guys were fucking boring leisure podcast charts leisure podcast leisure is like it's like the triple a league of baseball it's like when when you're not funny

enough to go on under comedy charts no we're we are on the comedy charts we are number 158 in Mexico. That's not bad. Are we on the charts for leisure? I thought we were. Anywhere? We're on some chart, man. We're on some chart. No, we're out of the charts entirely. Damn.

This is why we're stopping the podcast, because it's not making money. But still can subscribe. Got another week or two of content. It's going to be good. And then you can just support us for all the work we've put in for the past 10 years. Well, are we going to talk about what's going to happen to the channel? Yeah, we're deleting it. It's like Unus Annus or whatever. Yeah.

It was a good experiment. It was a good run. If you didn't know, we're actually all all ai we did the suicide pact a while ago 50 years from go ahead panda you go ahead mika you go ahead all right thanks man uh 50 years from now people are going to be talking to their therapists they're going to be talking about sleep deprived and the therapist is going to like do a google search but it's all going to be gone it's all going to be wiped off the internet. That's fucking right. And we'll copyright strike anyone who reposts this shit.

Oh yeah, we'll kill you. I don't think... No, we're not going to go that far. We'll send a hitman out. And the only people who will have any proof that a channel called Sleep Deprived ever existed are the two people who bought the sweater. Yeah, we're not going to send a hitman after you.

No, we'll send multiple. A panda himself personally will destroy you. Do you think a panda could actually pull off a hit job? Yes. Genuine question. If anyone here could, it's a panda. Although I think a panda would slip up. You would leave a trace.

I think I could. How would you do it? You hear about how the FBI or whatever had those ice guns that you could shoot them, and then they'd just melt, and then there'd be no evidence? What? I copped one of those. Icicle guns. Yeah, the icicle guns.

And then I'd wear bags over everything, so I don't leave any footprints. Okay. And I wear an oxygen mask, so I have no oxygen. And then I go from a tall building, and then I shoot them. Wait, so you have no oxygen? Do i go from a tall building and then i wait so you have no oxygen you don't hold your breath the whole time kind of but i'll have my own oxygen tank and i'll breathe through that okay that seems excessive yeah that seems extremely excessive i don't understand that part well what if my what if what if a spit molecule or particle lands on the ground and they test the ground just wear a mask mask. But, like, okay, what if I cry? What if a tear comes out?

Are you going to cry? I might cry. Okay. I didn't know this was emotional for you. It could be. I mean, death is serious. So, like, what are you going to do with the garbage bag? Are you going to dispose of that?

I'd probably throw it in the middle of the ocean. Okay. And I'd put a weight on, like, the bag and sink it all the way into the ocean. With a body in it? Yeah. Okay. I think they would probably find the body in the ocean. Like, in the way into the ocean with a body in it or okay I think they would probably find the body in the ocean like in the middle of the ocean You're gonna get out to the middle of the ocean

Yeah, I actually feel like it might be kind of hard to find a body in the middle of the ocean if yes Especially with all the fish eating but the moon is more explored than the ocean You're psychotic. Do you guys there's like uh sea creatures in the ocean what the fuck is that comment what the fuck is that comment unlikely what do you mean it's a question would you rather be a sea squirrel or a sea mouse i don't what is that by the way will you ever tell me why you keep asking that yeah i didn Mika. I didn't ask that. Astro asked that. No, you've been asking that every single recording we do for the past three months. At some point in time, you go, would you rather be a squirrel or a mouse?

And nobody understands. It's a terrible question. It's just obviously a squirrel. A squirrel, 100%. Who would ever say mouse? Would you rather be a sea squirrel or a sea mouse? I just asked that. You just, you copied me.

Yeah, but I'm asking. My first cartoon crush was Sandy Cheeks. God damn. Really? Really. Man. What was your guys' first cartoon crushes? Oh, you know, maybe that girl in Foster's Home for Imaginary Kids.

What? What? Oh, I know what you're talking about. Francis. Frankie. Something like that. Frankie. Frankie, yeah. What about you, Mika?

Sorry, what? Are you yawning, dude? It's 99, man. Second last episode of our podcast and you're yawning? I'm sorry. Listen, I'm... You need a nap? I'm really sorry.

Honestly, maybe... Yeah, maybe you should do a callback. Leave the podcast early. Yo! What about you, Shalette? Who was your cartoon crush? Someone from Total Drama Island, probably. Let me see the character list.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Gwen. Gwen, man. No, not Gwen. Not Gwen? No. Oh, dude. Don't tell me you were for Courtney.

It was a different time, you know? This was like 2008. I didn't know no better. Yeah, I guess that's fair, man. Oh, you like Chef. Chef had it going on. Chef was called Justin, actually. What about Duncan?

Nah, fuck Duncan. No, no, no. Courtney is absolutely slept on. What are you talking about? It's too boring. You need a Gwen. You don't need a... I would take Heather over Gwen.

Oh, Heather? Oh, guys, Owen. Owen. Owen. That? Owen? You would take Owen? You can have Owen, man. You can have guys, Owen. Owen. Owen. That? Owen? You would take Owen? You can have Owen, man. You can have all of Owen. Yeah, you got him. He's yours.

What about you, Mika? You guys are Owen. You're Owen him some more respect. What about me? Yeah, who would you pick? For Total Drama Island? Yeah. I'm not too familiar with the characters. Isn't this Canada's biggest export total drama island how do you not know jim carrey and total drama island um honestly i just i didn't get

this channel i had a very basic cable package oh would you get cartoon network that's sad i had to like watch cartoons at friends houses you know when they actually had cartoon network i can't tell you how boring it was to like be sick from school or like skip school and i woke up and i was like okay i really could use some good cartoons right now and instead i had to watch like daytime tv like judge judy like my brain was rotting dude it actually rot my brain i had to watch like all those court shows i had to watch judge judy um the mori show uh mori the morty show like mori povich the young and the restless yeah it was just it was just not a good time naked and afraid and uh i couldn't even play video games.

What the hell? This is horrible. You're describing torture. Yeah. I was basically home by myself, and there were no video games during the summer. Any bacon? Any babes? There was actually bacon.

Okay, there was bacon at least so we know what you would pick on the hypothetical well let's schlack can you go ahead and ask the hypothetical i think we should all answer the hypothetical yeah i don't know if we i don't know if we've answered it before yeah i'm watching the young and the restless dude it is a 99 you've you've never actually asked us the hypothetical, you know? What was this hypothetical? Sorry, I'm done. The hypothetical was, would you rather be a vampire from the 1800s? Or would you rather be a vampire, infinite vampire, but no 1800s?

Infinite vampire, no 1800s. Yeah, I think that's the right because then i'd have iphone wow i think i don't know if i answered the question earlier but that is my absolute favorite sleep deprived bit that was a good bit it's just crazy how far we've come man when we started this podcast people were dying from gout now now we are you know we're watching tiktok all day dysentery so mika mika would you rather have unlimited vampires uh but no no more blood or or unlimited blood but no blood what that's i think i would rather go with unlimited vampire but no blood that's too much vampire not enough blood it's not a good ratio okay fine uh probably infinite blood but no blood yeah that one's also that one also doesn't really work

now that i think about it okay then i'm I'm going to go with my original answer. Infinite vampire, but no blood. Yeah, I guess you're right. I would pick that one. Infinite vampire, no blood. What about you, Panda? I'm probably going to have to go with infinite vamp. Okay, that's fair.

That's respectful. That makes sense. Very respectful. I'm glad we could all come to an agreement on the final second last episode. The penultimate episode, yeah. Penultimate episode. Yeah. Can you believe it? I can. I know I've said it like multiple timesultimate episode, yeah. Penultimate episode. Yeah. Can you believe it?

I can. I know I've said it like multiple times, but like, wow. Look at how far we've come. I'm really proud of us and our community. Well, anyway. Yeah, thanks, guys. If you want to see us come more or go farther, you can head over to the Patreon segment. For $5 a month, you're going to get this episode and then one more.

Check us out. We might come back if you give us money. Maybe not shlap, but if you give us enough money. What does that mean? What? You're talking crazy, man. Bababooey. Bababooey.

Bababooey. No. No. Hold on. What? What does that mean? You probably want to say bababooey. are you are you are you plotting on killing me and and collecting the patreon earnings no no a panel would never do something like that i

i'm i'm what don't get scared man i'm the i'm the i'm the the main guy here i'm the main guy here we're having fun we're all i'm the main guy we're all main characters i'm the fucking main guy here. We're having fun. I'm the main guy here. We're having fun. We're all main guys. I'm the main guy here. We're all main characters. I'm the fucking main guy here. Come on. We're all cool. You're going to kill me? I'm not.

Whatever. I mean, if you think about it, we're all the main characters of our own life. That's true. I like that video, Mika. I watched it while I was on the shitter right before recording this. Thanks, man. I appreciate that. And you know what?

That's where 90% of YouTube videos are watched. So it's a great honor. Yeah. Baba appreciate that. You know what? That's where 90% of YouTube videos are watched, so it's a great honor. Bababooey. Just because someone talks about an ice gun doesn't mean they're going to kill. A panda say bababooey. Bababooey.