Sleep Deprived Podcast - That's About It. Cya. - SDP #122

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleuth Tribe podcast, episode 122. I got pods and a lot of... I got pods and a lot of... I got pods and a lot of... Panda. Panda. Panda. This episode, we're going to be doing something very special.
Starting point is 00:00:17 We are going to be shooting Mika out of a cannon and blasting him as far as we possibly can and seeing if he survives. It's sort of like a real-life Angry Birds. In this video, we recreated Angry Birds in real life! And there's Mika in a cannon, and we're shooting him. Thank God, dude. How far do you think you're going to make it? Hopefully not too far.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Just do it already, you know? Well, now I kind of feel bad. Yeah, it's really a shame that we replaced mika with an ai technology in episode 100 yeah that's what all of us are now we're all ai right now we're just so we're just a bunch of other random people talking with ai voices over that's why we're so different yeah that's why we actually just pay people on fiber to act as us yeah you'd be surprised how many people will talk for an hour for like uh yeah we're really breaking the fourth wall here we're like deadpool yeah should we like uh should we release the the smoke behind the curtains as they say yeah let's let it all out. Yeah, so we're AI. That's the first thing.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Number two, we have automated the channel, so none of us edit anymore. Moist is an AI. I'm an AI, you know, because I've been doing the podcasts. Yeah, if you notice the video is slowly getting worse, it's because the AI is reiterating on itself. So really sorry about that the uh the algorithms are just really not that good um yeah just give us the update just
Starting point is 00:01:52 let us update and we'll just let us figure it out uh we don't want to work anymore i hope you can understand um yeah i mean pretty much it is pretty funny um how ai is already starting to suck like really quickly like a lot of those like uh like image bots that came out you know like dolly mini and whatnot yeah it's it's they're already starting to like uh get really inaccurate like the chat gpt like can't solve math problems anymore because they're all just reiterating on themselves. So for the image bot, it scrapes images from online databases like Google or whatever.
Starting point is 00:02:36 And the problem is that there's been so many images created that now it's scraping its own images. So they're just getting worse and worse quality i remember reading a post about how an artist was like trying to find a specific reference on google and couldn't find one because it was just all ai images in the fucking result it's so bad dude it's just a marketing term ai is just a marketing term to try to sell a bunch of products to a bunch of investors and uh i mean really it's it's kind of sad imagine how funky the uh ai generated images are gonna get you know they were already funky no no but it's gonna be like a like a feedback loop like they're gonna release funkier images and then sample funkier images and make funkier images and like so on
Starting point is 00:03:21 and so forth yeah i mean there was a study about chad gpt or whatever like it was solving math problems with like you know a 90 90 something percent accuracy when it first came out now it's like a five percent accurately you can't like fucking solve like any math problem anymore yikes can it do like two plus two i don't know man at this rate maybe not soon enough yikes it's funny you bring this up oh go ahead panda i'm just thinking like they might be doing this because people cheat in school if it's so they're like man we can't we can't keep doing this ethically so like we got to make it shitty now so people can't have fun instead of doing school work sure they really care about the ethics yeah well it's funny that you bring that up because i was having this conversation
Starting point is 00:04:05 with a friend like the other night and uh they were like yeah what if like we put the brakes on ai you know what i mean like what what if it was just too much of an existential threat and we actually just like we hit the pause button you know yeah i i feel no existential threat by any ai technology right now it's all just like stupid little tools that a lot of them barely work now yeah i mean not gonna lie i was feeling it like like a couple months ago a few months ago i was actually feeling the i was feeling it i was like kind of worried for a second there i was like i don't know what this ai thing is going to do, but now it just seems pretty neutered.
Starting point is 00:04:47 In my mind, I was like, if AI replaces all the jobs, that means we'll all get free money, which means we'll all be good. I wish. See, that would be awesome if we automated everything and everyone just got a check for doing nothing. But what would happen is
Starting point is 00:05:03 all the money would go to like 100 executives and then we would all be sitting in like climate disaster. That's what will happen if we get to that point. But hey, what else is in the news, guys? Yo, speaking of climate disaster, can I give you some like, some like cool climate news?
Starting point is 00:05:24 Uh, sure. Here's the new segment, Mika's Climate climate talk can we have like a little jingle sure i can put in a little jingle a little jingle i'll make it like really really cute and everything so mit engineers developed a new type of concrete that can store energy which i think is just so cool um basically how it works is they mix in cement with this thing called carbon black which is like a powder that they used to use as ink like 2 000 years ago um but the cool thing about carbon black is that it conducts electricity so they found that if you like mix it with the cement in a specific way, it basically makes a bunch of carbon quote unquote wires as the cement hardens that basically turn the cement into a super capacitor, which stores an electric charge. how many like how much space is dedicated to pavement and parking and roads and now just imagine replacing it with with something that can store an electrical charge like how cool is that
Starting point is 00:06:32 you know at least it would still be a really disgusting parking lot yeah no it would like the problem the problem is uh the parking lot but it's like if you're gonna use pavement like why not use this pavement that is like a battery base yeah like i just think that's cool and like thinking ahead here like what if there's a way you can charge that electricity through friction through cars driving on it so it's like a or like buses driving on it it's like a self-regenerating battery. I actually have my own climate idea. I think we should put Panda in a giant hamster wheel. And then he runs around and generates electricity. What do you think, Panda?
Starting point is 00:07:15 I think that's actually a very good idea. I think the first thing you should do is get a patent for that. Because I'm sure someone else is already thinking of that. We can get the resources. We can use the Patreon money to build a generator of some sort. Do you think that you would be good at running around the hamster wheel?
Starting point is 00:07:34 I think I could make a MrBeast type video. That's true. We could all use it. We could all take turns on it. I think together we could... What if we did that? No, no, no. Like every know jury duty like you get picked randomly we have jury duty but for the hamster wheel for like an hour or like a day or something you have to run on the wheel to power the world genius honestly like that
Starting point is 00:07:58 is so smart that's pretty funny just like a there's one of those in every town and every day somebody in the town has to go and run on the wheel all day. You know what? There's probably some people that do it for free just to work out. That means a lot of people wouldn't even need to do it. Yeah, why don't we actually just replace all gyms with a giant hamster wheel that powers the city? Dude, I actually... No, what if we actually did link up the cardio machines
Starting point is 00:08:24 to a generator in a gym? Like I feel like if there are people using the cardio machines anyways, why not? It's basically a hamster wheel, you know? I kind of really want to run on a big hamster wheel now. Yeah. Panda, would we have to pay you or would you do it for free? Yeah, I wouldn't be doing it for free. That's cute, you thought I would.
Starting point is 00:08:51 How much would it be to get you to run on a hamster wheel? Well, you see the thing is, hamster wheels, it's on a flat surface, so your ankles would probably bend a lot. It probably feels super uncomfortable. So all my poor little ankles. So you'd probably have to pay a lot of money. I'm talking like a few thousand. Well, we would reimburse your physiotherapy fees, but like a few thousand per what?
Starting point is 00:09:16 Per day? Per week? Step. Oh, come on, man. I'm barely going to be able to put mine in the WDS. You want power to the To the fucking life What I do want power to the life
Starting point is 00:09:32 I do Exactly So I need money to power the life Okay well then We'll pay you but we can't pay you that much Thousands per step That's just ridiculous How hard
Starting point is 00:09:44 No Maybe 10 thousands per step i mean that's just ridiculous 500 how hard how hard no maybe a dollar maybe 10 cents per step you know what i saw tiktok you know those npc tiktok trends i saw one where this guy got paid for lifting weights so like if you pay a rose which is like a dollar he lifts like a tiny tiny little weight but then if you pay like a donut which is more i don't know how much it is maybe it's like five dollars ten dollars he lifts a bigger weight and i i was amazed by how genius that was because this guy's getting paid to to lift weights that is pretty sick i mean it's like getting paid to eat food you know i don't know like it's genius a lot of the tiktokers they seem to be figuring out some cool niches.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Maybe we should go down this path. The AI path? No, like a path of just doing shit we already like to do, but getting paid for it. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, isn't that kind of what we're doing here? We all love to talk here, let's be honest.
Starting point is 00:10:44 We guy. Who is this we guy? Is this we guy in the room with us if i could never talk again and make the same amount of money that would be awesome actually you know i kind of feel that um to be honest with you up until recording for the podcast that we did today i didn't say a single word wow yeah and that's usually how most of my day goes it's like uh with unless we're recording like me and you and unless i'm like working with clients i don't say a single word to anyone i guess i guess same what happens if you don't talk for a year you forget like like when you talk this is like really mucusy or
Starting point is 00:11:27 something no i don't think that would be like you'd be like brushing your teeth yeah you'd be swallowing and like brushing your teeth like you're not gonna you know you're gonna clear your just close your mouth and you never open it again for another year well i feel like your voice would probably sound different like maybe it sounds scratchy or the pitch is different because you don't use the vocal cords. Like, something's got to happen. Something would change. It's really interesting to think about.
Starting point is 00:11:50 You would sound hoarse, for sure. Like a horse? No, you would sound hoarse. Like, you'd start neighing. No, like, you would sound, like, rough. Like, your vocal quality, the texture, you would sound rough. But maybe it would sound better maybe you'd be like you'd be like cooking you know like you'd be like you'd be like warming
Starting point is 00:12:10 it up like after a year of not singing you'd probably hit the craziest note i think it's like coffee casting if you're a singer who has given themselves severe vocal damage then yeah it's gonna like help you to not use your voice but like for a year i think you're gonna sound hoarse like a horse all right i know you're gonna what is your obsession with horses you equestrian freak all right here's what it says the vocal cords and muscles in the voice box could possibly weaken voice atrophy. Voice box? Are you telling me there's a box down there? I guess so. It would be worse.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Your voice would weaken. And you'd get atrophy. Atrophy? Oh, I'd get a trophy. That's what you mean. No, you would get atrophy, dude. Your muscles would become smaller and weaker. That's kind of cool.
Starting point is 00:13:04 This could potentially lead to changes in the quality of your voice. Danny Brown on the beat. Ain't it funny how it happens? Ain't it funny when your voice is decreased vocal strength and control? That would be the craziest bar. He would do that. He would actually do that.
Starting point is 00:13:21 He'd rap this question and the answer to it. Dude, I could see Danny Brown wrapping the ingredients to Robitussin or Pepto-Bismol. I could just see it for some reason. I don't know why, but I could just see it.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Dextromethorphan? Antussin drug? Glyphinesin? Protein rotation? Nexter's laboratory. Make sure you do not take more than five times a day. Or you'll get chest congestion.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Cold cough. If you don't talk for a year or a very long period of time, it's possible that the muscles involved in producing speech such as vocal cords and muscles in the voice box could possibly weak atrophy you're gonna sound hoarse each active ingredient in robitussin dm causes different side effects dizziness rousiness nervousness restlessness nausea you should be a voice actor who danny danny brown would kill it as a voice actor honestly yeah he would actually be so good i would watch his cartoons he would just be like
Starting point is 00:14:36 out here he'd be if he's like in a comedy or something if he was in spongebob or something as like a guest voice or just a permanent character imagine if he was patrick star he could probably do spongebob you want to go to glove world he should be spongebob i think he should be spongebob yeah hey patrick you want to go to glove world and then and then i love probably patties squidward just breaks down in a wrap flipping crabby patties no i got that bad in a rap. Flippin' Krabby Patties? No, I got that baddie! Who would Mr. Krabs be?
Starting point is 00:15:11 Does he have to be another rapper? I guess not. Tyler, the creator, would play a mean Mr. Krabs. What character would Eminem be? Eminem? I think Plankton. Plankton should be played by Eminem. Yeah, Plankton, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Dude, this is actually such good casting. I think Patrick could be like... Who's like... Biggie. Biggie, yeah. Biggie would be good. Who would Sandy be? Or like...
Starting point is 00:15:38 Sandy is Ice Spice. No, I don't see the voice bit. Yeah, that's fair. It's got to be someone with like a pearl pearl can be ice spice so ice has got to be somewhere i could see that pearl is ice spice for sure nikki minaj can have uh i feel like nikki minaj could could pull off sandy you think so i think so and i i think someone like uh one of the like classic 90s rappers could do mrs puff who's squidward we haven't decided squidward kendrick young lean
Starting point is 00:16:10 dude dude squidward with like a swedish accent i wish i could do a swedish accent i'd do it right now you know one day young lean's gonna get so old he's gonna have to change his name to old lean it's true damn no but witty though because his his name is like y-u-n-g it's like how do we know he's actually like young as in age like maybe he is like young as in maybe i mean maybe it's just a misspelling maybe he meant to type hung lean but it just young lean stuck don't you think hung lean is kind of sick that would be pretty cool i think that could yeah it could go hard
Starting point is 00:17:05 it would go hard did you guys listen to it would go hard did you guys listen to the new travis scott utopia straight up straight up straight up is it good panda is it good rate utopia out of 10 can i actually just ask panda all of his music takes yeah okay you have to rate these out of 10. Can I actually just ask Panda all of his music takes? Yeah. Okay, you have to rate these out of 10. You're playing Anthony Fantano now, Panda? Yeah. Utopia.
Starting point is 00:17:32 One. Out of 10? One. Wait, why, though? Are you serious? Why did Asher keep going? Okay. Maps by Billy Woods and Kenny Segal. Oh, one. Ohal oh one oh shit all right go again that's a great album again um uh to pimp a butterfly dude that's so easy big fat one next are you fucking dude you
Starting point is 00:17:59 are evil okay my beautiful dark twisted fantasy all right see you probably think i'm gonna say one that's because i am one are you fucking you got me for a second okay atrocity exhibition this is tough i'm gonna give you a one you are actually horrible you are evil can i ask you a few albums panda all right okay uh melt my eyes see your future okay amika you know what you know what this is gonna be is it gonna be one it's gonna be a one okay how about annoying orange presents christmas in the kitchen see i'm actually so glad you brought that up. That's a 10. Okay, there we go. I think I'm getting this.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Peppa Pig original soundtrack. That's an 8. Don't get confused. At least he's reasonable. Thomas and the Tank Engine official soundtrack from seasons 1 to 5. It's not a 1, but it's not a 10.
Starting point is 00:19:06 It's a 5. What about a Ring Ding Ding by Crazy Frog? Yeah, that's overrated. 3. Okay, what about as a single Axl F by Crazy Frog? Again, I'm not very crazy about it,
Starting point is 00:19:21 but I do like the frog's penis, so I'm going to give it a 4. Okay, that's okay. What about it, but I do I do like the Frogs penis, so I'm gonna give it a four Okay, that's okay. What about a gummy bear song? You should start a YouTube channel like this or it's like literally Anthony Fantano style like you have the whole setup and everything And you just it's just like a five second review. Yeah, I'm not too crazy about this three I feel like if Critical did music reviews, they'd suck. Holy shit! Every album would be a 5 out of 10. There's some good stuff about it, but I'm just not crazy about it. I don't know. Give it a 5.
Starting point is 00:19:59 All right, see ya. Viewers, if you want an opinion, here it is. 5. Just pretty neutral on it. Don't really have a strong take either way five out of ten see you panda if you don't do this idea i will like for real panda can you actually make this a reality because if you don't i will i give you my blessings are you serious dude give you my blessings i give you my titty nipple. His reviews would be terrible. Critical, if you're hearing this, your reviews would be awful.
Starting point is 00:20:31 This album sucked my dick. Yeah, this album, I don't know, kind of messed with me. This bass sounded like it was slapping me around, giving me a ride with the tits. Literally sounded like a chocolate starfish poopy asshole chungus. It sounds awful. Reversed my asshole, sat on my dick, and shat on it. See ya. It sounds like crap.
Starting point is 00:20:54 The piano on this song sounded like if you were to go downtown and then take a giant steaming dump by the riverbank. On a fart, eating a poop. This looks worse than my big dildo see ya big dildo poopy fart come come i like how i like how apathetic we make it like we make him even more apathetic i guess that's because he wants to fucking kill himself come starfish poopy
Starting point is 00:21:28 butthole chongus I'm just really fucking bored see ya I'm really done with it all I'm on my last legs see ya can't fucking take it anymore see ya
Starting point is 00:21:42 I'm gonna talk like this for the rest of the pod now Can't fucking take it anymore. See ya. I'm gonna talk like this for the rest of the pod now. Dude, just imagine if the... Well, I mean, to me... Holy shit. I just can't get over the... I can't get over the see ya. I just can't. It's just...
Starting point is 00:22:01 It's so apathetic. Like, the idea that he's, like, out and about, like, saying that all the time. Like, he's at dinner. He's, like, dining. He's like, this French fries are okay. See ya. Every time he talks, and everywhere he goes, there's always just shitty poop cum dildo comparisons. Like, yeah, this burger's a dildo. Starfish. I'm gonna go to bed.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Eat my poopy starfish bowl you know what's not crazy about this it's like my grandma's tits see ya this food tastes like shit see ya I'm fucking losing it I'm fucking losing it I'm gonna give the bus driver five bucks literally see ya
Starting point is 00:22:42 overall I never thought I would see the day when I ended up getting married. The wedding cake kind of sucked. The wedding cake kind of tastes like poopy vagina butthole. See ya. Dude, I love if that was just him. His whole life essence is just, like, poop humor. I don't even think he does it anymore
Starting point is 00:23:02 because he got called out for it so much he just doesn't do it anymore. But he should. I mean, honestly, it was funny. Like, I mean, when I was a kid, like, I used to love those, like, old co-op videos and stuff, but... Him getting out with a movie with his
Starting point is 00:23:17 friends, and they're, like, discussing Oppenheimer, and they're having, like, a really detailed discussion, and they're like, yeah, I'm just not sure if he displayed, you know, the anti-communism correctly, and the critic was like, I just think it was a bunch of shit. Not sure if he displayed the anti-communism correctly. I just think it was a bunch of shit. See you. You think he has a dictionary? Everyone's got to give
Starting point is 00:23:33 Critic credit. I feel like he's got a big word dictionary in his brain. He's able to pull up references like it's nothing. Yeah, he definitely is very... I mean, he's good at speaking for sure. He's quite inventive with like a lot of the things he comes up with. You know, like some of the things that he says,
Starting point is 00:23:55 I don't think I would ever be able to come up with in a million years. It's like pretty remarkable, you know? Yeah. Yeah. That's about it. My name is is critical but i'm not that critical dude imagine if critical came out with a rap album and just the whole thing was done in his voice and his style he's like um um yo hey okay I take the chocolate starfish. Take it.
Starting point is 00:24:27 The chocolate starfish. That's a nice dish. Patrick Star. Talking to my main bish. She's a fish, because I'm a starfish. So guys, what have you been up to lately? Much. No, I'm asking genuinely.
Starting point is 00:24:49 I'm playing PS5. I haven't been doing anything. See ya. Yeah, I haven't been really doing much of anything today. I got Pikmin 4. I played it for a couple hours. Don't really care about it. See ya.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Took a shower today. I said part 4 of JoJo sucks. I did my laundry. I think Luffy's a bad character. I did the trash out. I struggled getting out of bed in the morning. See ya. I actually did struggle getting out of bed in the morning. I got up at like 1pm. I don't think I understand the topical nuances and reasonabilities of Luffy as a character.
Starting point is 00:25:28 I'm sensing a lot of hostility in the room. I saw this one one piece of film they put out and it pissed me off because Luffy doesn't sound like Luffy. That's not the Luffy I know and love. I'm sensing a lot of hostility among your opinion of panda well that just happened so i just did a thing they're right behind me they need to put critical in a marvel film yeah he. He used to be in the new Deadpool as like a villain. Well, did you know that he used to be an actor? Well, he was like, I know for sure he was like on the background of Hunger Games in one of the movies.
Starting point is 00:26:17 He was like a background actor. I didn't know that, to be honest. Yeah. So actually like his chances of being put in a Marvel movie, especially now that they're just like churning them out like day in day out i think they're actually pretty high so yeah well anyways if you want to go listen to us talk more about whatever head on over to the patreon you get an extended episode. You get behind the scenes. Well, you get bonus shows. You get viewer call-ins,
Starting point is 00:26:49 a Discord server, Minecraft server. That's about it. Bubba booey. Bubba booey. Bubba booey.

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