Sleep Deprived Podcast - The End.

Episode Date: March 26, 2023

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Hey everybody, welcome back to episode 100 of the Seek the Pride podcast. We did it. I don't know how we did it. We did it. Welcome to sunny Austin, Texas in my shitty little garage that probably has the worst echo of any episode. Here in my garage. Here in my garage.

Yeah, it was going to be a shed, but we decided to swap to the garage last second. Yeah, we did. We did. The shed, it got frozen and broke. Pretty much. It fell apart. A tree fell on it, actually. I'm not even joking.

Yeah. Thank God we weren't in there because it fell like moments before we were going to record. It did. I was kind of upset it didn't work. It's been really horrible here yeah had a horrible time yeah arrived at the airport got lost met panda who is off camera gooning right now hey he's good hey stop he is good they don't need to know that he brought the cuck chair to the recording oh we need to talk about the cuck chair yeah panda's hotel room has a cuck chair i got the

cuck chair every hotel room has a cuck chair i thought no no this isn't has a cuck chair. I got the cuck chair. Every hotel room has a cuck chair. I thought we established this. No, no, no. This isn't just a cuck chair. It has the leg thing where you can put your legs on like a therapist. It is the ultra cuck chair. It's got a leg cuck chair? Yeah.

Wow. Like a therapist cuck chair. Damn. Damn. Crazy stuff. I actually think that's kind of like... Hot? No.

I was going to say thematic, you know, like consistent with everything that we've been building up to. Right. Yeah. The shit we've been building up to. I don't know what I'm trying to say. Similarly to the other 99 episodes of the show, we decided that this one, despite being in person, would be just as shit and pointless. So we're here. That's where your Patreon dollars go to. Well, I'm not here. I I'm actually I'm online right now you're right fucking

there no I'm not I'm online I'm in post I'm in post and stop beating whoa whoa no no

so Pan and I decided to visit Austin's greatest attraction the aquarium the aquarium it's you know I thought it would

be a cool fancy building yeah like marble something or another and it was just in a strip mall. Yeah, you think aquarium, and you think of SeaWorld, these huge glass walls with a bunch of fish in it. Yeah. No, it's actually in a strip mall.

There was just a turtle roaming around with a balloon attached to it. Yeah. Was there really? Yeah. With his name on it. I think it was just Jeff. So was the balloon tied to like his flipper or was it around the shell? He could never remove it.

It looked like it was crying. He's just walking. He's just roaming. It's like a more fucked up version of when they get like the can of soda and plastic shit around their necks. Dude, that'd probably be a lot of points in that monkey balloon game. And yeah, so there's not really anything there. There's fish, but they don't move.

They're lifeless. Well, they're sad. They're very sad. They're in Austin, Texas. But we did see something really good, and Moist can put it on the screen. There was a painting of a fish. Oh my god. It looked normal at first, and then you pan up, and there was a troll face. Was there really? It was a fish with a troll face for a face. I was just at first, and then you pan up, and there was a troll face. Was there really?

It was a fish with a troll face for a face. I was just looking around, and I just, like, I grabbed Astro. I was like, look. And then I feel like I couldn't see your face, but I feel like your jaw unhinged. Oh, yeah. Like a half animatronic. I pogged in real life, yeah. Okay.

Well, moral of that story, don't go to the Austin Aquarium. See, but the thing is, I still want to go. Because Astro told me there are jellyfish and I want to see them. There's jellyfish in every aquarium. Yeah. You can find one in a pod. I don't think there's anything special about that one. But when is the last time I'm going to be in Austin?

Or when is the next time I'm going to be in Austin? When is the last time? This could be the last time if you want. No, no, no. I mean, listen. I've been up since 4 a.m., you know, take it easy on me. But when is the next time I'm going to be in Austin seeing Austin jellyfish, you know? They're probably not native to Austin. They just ship them out.

They ship those fucking things over. But, I mean, at what point does something become native? Because, like, what if the jellyfish in the aquarium, they had, like, little jellyfish babies? So we're Native Americans? Please stop gooning off screen. Dude, i told you not to bring that up really weird it's really weird he said don't bring it up as he has his pants down with his pocket dude you gotta admit it's pretty big though it's bigger in person yeah it is yeah those pictures really didn't do it much justice don't talk about those pictures why are you looking at me like that i was just i was just uh

yeah so i do want to check out the aquarium i've heard a lot of cool things about the city itself i've heard that uh it's got like a cool art scene really oh yeah yeah yeah a lot of young a lot of young blood out there a lot of shootings too oh there's a bunch of shootings on sixth street fresh blood fresh blood young blood fresh young blood fresh spilled maybe some tonight the last time i almost went to sixth street there was actually a shooting that night wow and uh yeah it's fun that's everyone was like we had people over and everyone was like should we take it to sixth and i'm like i'll hold back luckily none of us went and there was a shooting that night and multiple people died on the streets of austin yeah

you can add a couple numbers to that episode 100 i mean are we doing we're doing it right we're doing it we're doing it is sixth street like the party street yeah yeah that's the big one that's the big one rainy street is another one brady street rainy like rain you know what it rains brady the goat you ever like in school well maybe not you because you're Canadian, but like Astro, Canada. I'm sure we all thought about it in school. What if a fucking gunman comes through that door right now? What am I going to do?

Fake dead. Yeah. Hide under another gun. No, I sat closest to the door for that reason because I knew that I would be able to take him on. I think I remember you talking about this. You think I'm bullshitting? No, I don't. You think I'm on. I think I remember you talking about this. You think I'm bullshitting? No, I don't. You think I'm bullshitting?

I remember you talking about this. I would sit closest to the door because I knew if someone came in, I did that move that I saw on TikTok once where you like... Oh, the... Yeah, that. Holy shit.

Now you have the gun. That was scary. Yeah. Oh, my God. Have you seen those clips of that guy who does like the training? People are like... You're the cop. No my God. Have you seen those clips of that guy who does like the training? People are like… You're the cop.

No, no. There's like this guy on TikTok who like does all the training and then he like asked this stranger to do it to him like point a gun at him and like, you know, pretend to shoot him and he tried to like do the whole maneuver thing and the guy just took a step back and then he just… Yeah. That'll do it. Yeah.

Just a gun to the head. Yeah. Foreshadowing. I don't know what you're talking about. I mean, we can't really top this episode, so I don't know what's going to happen after. That's true. I mean, I'm certainly committed to the play.

There's no reason to go on after that. No. I mean, do you guys want to talk a little bit about the future of the podcast? Yeah, I mean, our death. Yeah. Yeah. So, a lot of people ask Schlatt, Astro, Mika, Panda, what is happening to the podcast after this? I mean, for like the entire year, basically,

we've been saying it's ending. And we've never really given a straight answer. Sorry to interrupt. Can I just say it's like really poetic that I hear the rain. It actually started raining. It actually started raining. Yeah, there's thunder and rain going on. It's sad.

It's sad. Yeah. Yeah. Let's set the record straight. Yes, the podcast is ending with this episode um no

we're not shutting down the Patreon yes we encourage you all to stay subscribed to it yeah yep definitely

and that's about it I mean you're not gonna see anything from us after this couldn't not have said it better myself you are playing Subway Stuck are you kidding me And that's about it. I mean, you're not gonna see anything from us after this. Couldn't not have said it better myself.

You are playing Subway Surfers. Are you fucking kidding me? Motherfucker, he's playing Subway Surfers. Dude, you are lying. No, I'm not! He's literally playing Subway Surfers. You're lucky we respect your privacy because I turned this camera on so fucking quickly

and showed it. Wait, you just got a notification. Is that a dick pic? He's sending dick pics! He's sending dick pics! No, I'm playing! What is this? What is this bag that's on the floor?

Oh, right, yeah. So I actually, I got gifts for everyone. Whoa. I, yeah, yeah. You didn't have to do that. I wanted to. I'm sorry, I didn't have a gift bag, so I just had to, like, grab. No, that's fine.

Is that the bag we got chicken in from earlier? No, it's a garbage bag from my house. Okay. We should talk about the chicken. We should talk about the chicken. Do you want to talk about that? No, let's do the gifts. Don't blue ball us.

I'm excited. I want everyone to close their eyes. Okay. And I want everyone to... PS4 game. Is it a PS4 game? Is it a dildo? No, no, no.

Is it a chef? Is it a gounet? I'm going to start with a panda. Can Iounet? I'm going to start with a panda. Can I look yet? I'm going to start with panda. This is for you, buddy. Don't open. This is for you, man.

Can I look? No. I can't look? I want everyone to see it at the same time. This is for you, man. Good. All right. Open your eyes.

On three. One, two, three. Open them. What do you guys think? Ooh. Dude! Mika. What are you doing? You can keep it. Wait, can I see that one?

Yeah. Ow! Hold on one second. Yeah, okay. You can break that one down. Yeah. Ow! Hold on one second. Yeah, okay.

You can break that one down. Sure. It's the right thing to do. I want to give it a shot. I want to give it a shot. What is this? Princess and the Bride. Yeah, so for everyone who was curious, I i got no one is curious about that by the way

okay um no one it's a classic so you got us the princess and the bride it's just the princess bride oh yeah um i got everyone the the classic from the 80s yeah every everyone's got to see this movie you were talking about you know a couple movie. You were talking about, you know, a couple episodes ago, you were talking about how you hadn't seen it. Yeah. Because it's 40 fucking years old. And you referenced it out of nowhere. And then no one understood it.

Yeah. But see, it's also like a classic. Like, I don't know. Everyone needs to watch it. I mean, listen, someone is going to have to take the broken copy. Yeah. When the beautiful maiden Buttercup hears that her true love, Wesley,

is dead, she reluctantly agrees to marry the loathsome Prince Humperdink? Yeah. Humperdink? Mika. Humperdink?

Humperdink. I'm reading directly from the back right now. Is this a Discord message or something? After Wesley returns to rescue Buttercup, the two begin an adventure filled with fencing, fighting, giants, monsters, miracles, true love, and hilarity.

Featuring an all-star cast, including Mandy Patinkin. These aren't real people. Billy Crystal. Yep. Okay, I've recognized him. That's a good one. And Christopher Guest. Is that the default fucking me?

Yeah, that's another me. He's playing as Guest 1. Christopher Guest 2. Christopher Guest 3. me yeah that's another me he's playing his guest one christopher guest two christopher guest three the princess bride is an almost inconceivable delight it's true how did you find these um i went on like you dig through you don't want to know oh it's a dude someone's time capsule it's a blu-ray yeah i don't have a Blu-ray player. What do you mean? Seriously, man? No, but what do you...

So, that just happened. You know, Shalat, there has been a question that's been on everybody's mind since... Well, hold on. Let's talk about the chicken. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's talk about the chicken. No, there's a question that's been on everybody's mind since well hold on let's talk about the chicken wait wait wait wait wait let's talk about the chicken let's not talk about the chicken we should really talk about the chicken because you know where this is going there's a reason he doesn't want to so we got hot chicken earlier we did took them all to my favorite chicken place should we say the name no probably not are you, probably not. Are you bleeding? Are you okay? Yeah.

It's okay. Wait, can I see? I'm a method actor. Should we get a band-aid? See patrons? I'm okay. I'm okay. All right, we're good.

And, you know, Mika was feeling real confident, and I think Panda was too. And, you know, the hotness goes up to a shit ton. There's like five or six levels of hotness yeah um i usually go with the first level and uh these brave souls went with the second one and then and then they also were like hey well let's get the super spicy one the one all the way at the top and uh i bet that'll be no problem. And what happened? It wasn't a problem. We did it. I don't know, Panda. That's not what I remember.

We both ate all of it. You started crying. Yeah. Okay. There were tears coming out of your eyes. It was actually sad. If you're a method actor, you would understand that that was also method acting. That was not method acting. That was for the podcast.

We weren't recording. You were up on your feet jumping around going, whoo! Method acting. I needed to believe myself. That just looked like true pain. It was pain and well, hold on. You have no right to be talking about this because you dunked your head in the fucking sink.

Hold on. No one dunked their head in the sink. You filled up the sink. You literally put your head in there. sink. Hold on. I didn't, we didn't, I didn't, no one dunked their head in the sink. I just, I. You filled up the sink. You literally put your head in there. You closed the drain. That's not what happened. You filled it up so there's a nice little pool of water then.

You dunked your head in. What really happened was I went over to the closest body of water and I cupped it into. The sink. Why are you calling it body of water? It's just a sink. I went to the closest sink. Okay, fine, fine, fine. Do they have sinks in Canada?

Yeah. Okay. Whoa. Sorry guys. Pardon. Almost time. calling it body of water it's just a sink i went to the closest okay fine fine fine do they have sinks in canada yeah okay whoa sorry guys almost time um i went to the closest sink i cupped the water into my hands yeah and i drank from it like uh yeah and then you asked is okay if i spit back in the sink it's okay if i spit and i'm sink? Is it okay if I spit? And I'm like, what? What do you mean? It's just chicken. For the record, Mika did eat all of the tenders. He ate all the spices. And there's somebody else here who only had a bite. And that was Astro.

Can you believe this guy? This fucker would not. He would have a mental breakdown. Yeah, I would cry. I'd shit my pants yeah we tried to get astro to try some french fries earlier yeah from the chicken place and he was like didn't didn't eat no who knew potatoes were animals they live a hard life okay the potatoes are mistreated yeah you guys ever hear about that you know No, never heard of that. Probably haven't. You bought us three copies of the Princess Bride.

I thought it was a good... Listen, I thought it... These were $45 each. Each? What the hell? What? I feel almost bad now. Can I see that unbroken one?

Yeah. Here you go, man. $45? Worst fucking mistake you ever made in your life. No, no, no. I'm kidding. I'm fucking with you. Okay, okay. I got you i got you wow 45 dollars yeah i thought it was worth it what a waste of money jesus man i thought it would be worth it yeah my dad okay but anyways episode 100 yeah i mean this is this is a really hard record right now

a lot of people always get in our case in the comment sections and they're like wow this is i'm so glad it's almost ending you know and you know sitting here with all you guys my oldest youtube friends i mean i'm glad too we've been through a lot yeah we have been talk about that one time yeah that one time okay scooting further yeah talk about that one time the one time yeah you remember that one panda remembers i remember 1? We all remember. Oh, right. Are you talking about when I had to leave and then… Maybe. If that's… That's how you put it?

You had to leave? I mean, is that what pops into your head? Do you feel guilt from that? I do. Like I feel pretty guilty about… But you're so much better than me. No, it wasn't… Now look.

It wasn't about… about no it was just it was an emergency call you know emergency call what was the call i don't think you ever revealed that what was the death and electrical a little emergency meeting i had to press the red button okay okay um should we like address the elephant in the room what's the elephant I'm fucking with you. I'm fucking with you. Okay, okay. Should we, like, address the elephant in the room? What's the elephant? Your mom? Oh!

Whoa! Oh, man. Dude, I'm fucking with you. I'm fucking with you. You know this. Yeah. You'd think after 100 episodes. You'd think I would know by now. No, I think the elephant in the room is...

You've been alive for a really long time, Schlatt. I have been. Over two decades. Since the 1700s? He's Yeah. Since the 1700s. A little too long. He's a vampire from the 1600s. Yeah. So what's interesting is I went into the comment section of the last video, Schlatt, and people were talking about how they remember... How they remember me? No, they remember that bit from episode 25.

Well, and there was a couple people from back then, too. Remember our vampire friends? Yeah. Rick and... Rick and... Well, dub, dub, dub. Leticia. Yeah. I don't...

I need to set the record straight. I don't... And I've never understood the vampire bit. It's always been a bit. It's just always been a thing. It has never... We've never talked about vampires before, I don't think. Multiple times.

No, we have. think. Multiple times. No, we have. No. Multiple times. No, yeah. 25, 73, 99. Last episode. 25.

We didn't talk about it. Definitely did. Yeah. Yeah. What was that, Panda? 25. I mean, that was like a big part of it. Wasn't that the title of the episode?

Like, Flat as a Vampire? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, also, like, remember that time you died and then you came back to life? I do remember that time. Yeah, that was good. That was with the blood. No, that was because I talked to my buddy, Mr. Beast. He's got the technology.

Right. So he brought you back? Yeah, yeah. So he could do it again if that were to happen? He could do it again, but I don't see why he would. He only does one favor. You don't think that for you he could bring in like this guy? He doesn't like me, man.

Mr. Beast doesn't like me. Damn. Oh, yeah. What ended up happening with... He kicked me off my crutch. I was in crutches when I visited yeah because i had a broken toe yeah and um i said hey jimmy and you know how i made that video a while ago that was like i challenged mr beast or mr beast challenged me or something i had to get the downloads for his app uh i didn't hit it

and so that video was useless and then I went over trying to still collect yeah and he basically said what the fuck are you doing who are you Wow said who are you yeah even though I showed the security guard at the door that hey he follows me like you know we're tight we're tight yeah and I was I hobble up the stairs and I saw this huge wall beautiful wall of uh of his play buttons beautiful they're all arranged the gold ones at the top hundreds of them on the body on the bottom they were it was it was magnanimous right and this motherfucker kicked me off my crutch when he saw me why kicked me off my crutch i don't know i don't know. I don't know. That's rough, man. Yeah. Because I was going to ask, like, you, I thought you got a play button from him that you were going to, like, destroy.

No. No. He never gave it to me. I was just saying that because I wanted to seem cool. Yeah. Because I thought he was going to give it to me. Yeah. But you had the vampire blood, so you just revived him.

Okay. No idea what that is. Well, listen, honestly, Shly, you seem a little down about it. I am down about it. But you had the vampire blood so you just revived. Okay. No idea what that is. Well, listen, honestly, Shly, you seem a little down about it. I am down about it. I think we should do a group hug. I think we should do a group hug. Start destroying stuff.

No. Well, I mean… No. Fuck that. Okay. I think we should group goon. Once the camera goes off. I was going to ask, you know the 100,000 plaque that we got for sleeping pride

yeah are we gonna saw that into four bits or how's that no I'm keeping that oh no

we probably won't make it that long anyway it's fair that's fair no yeah you're gonna keep it like after tonight

yeah it is fair even though I carried the entire podcast it is fair it's so fair you think you deserve the plaque yes you think you carried the whole, even though I carried the entire podcast. It is fair. It's so fair. You think you deserve the plaque?

Yes. You think you carried the whole podcast? I know I carried the whole podcast. Come sit down. Yeah, come sit down. Come sit down. Look, it's not my fault you guys wanted to call when I'm in fucking China with the monks. What are you fucking talking about? You know exactly what I'm talking about.

That's the bit from 24. That's the monk bit. Oh, that's the 24. I remember that. See, I remember that one.. That's the monk bit. I remember that. See, I remember that one. Yeah. But the vampire one's a little different. My memory is kind of shaky on this bit.

No, the monk bit was huge. The monk bit was funny. I can't believe you don't remember the monk one. That was actually maybe my favorite. Where all the monks who've never seen women before. You remember that? Yeah. They keep them locked up.

So that's why Panda went over? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. I'm a good monk, okay? I'm one of the good ones. I'm not a pick- good monk, okay? I'm one of the good ones. I'm not a pick-me monk, okay? I'm just saying, we don't... My group of monks, we don't do that.

What's your group of monks? We just meditate. On what? What do you think about when you meditate? Pain. Pain? Pain. Why do you do that?

You sit on hot coals or meditate? Pain. Pain. Pain. Why do you do that? You sit on hot coals or something? Oh. We just sit. What's painful about that? Oh. Oh. Whoops.

Here. No worries. Let me get that. Okay. Thank you. I got you. Yeah. Oh. Having a little trouble.

Sorry. Wow. Let me put that back in the case for you here you go man dude are you serious here you go man thanks so what else do you guys want to talk about um because i'm getting real tired of this real tired of this i think we should get pretty existential okay well actually first i think i just want to say like it's been an absolute pleasure it's been okay yeah it's been a pleasure a panda did this off screen

for multiple seconds I don't know what you're talking about that's disgusting want to replicate this one maybe this one why do we let this guy do this that's kind of cool oh my Why do we let this guy do this? Oh, that's kind of cool. Oh!

Oh my. Oh. Mika, how do you feel about that? Pretty uncomfortable. Holy. No, I was just going to say that it's been wonderful. It's been a wonderful ride. Yeah.

It's been wonderful. You know, it's been a, it's been a wonderful ride. Yeah. I'm really glad. It's been good enough. Really glad that we are all here for the special moment. Um, was that the only gift you had? Um, yeah. To make up for the years of psychological torment you've put us what me

yeah yeah you remember that question you always fucking asked dude the oh my god a hyper squirrel fucker monkey rather be a goddamn squirrel or a mouse it's obvious i think it's a valid question it's just squirrel it's not valid it's just squirrel the answer is squirrel i think that mouse is a very valid answer why is that because mice are cute and like you know they just live in their own life don't they give people the plague anyways that's how the play started can we give a shout out to chatterfang squirrel general oh my god i've had it up to here, man. Up to at least here. My back hurts, guys.

I'm just saying. You know. It's not really that, like, it's not that bad. My quota's up. Oh, God, there's a real-life quota, too. So, I had a Chipotle. Okay, so when I pull out my iPhone, it's a problem. No, no, no, it's okay.

We've just been, you know, recording the podcast for a long time, you know, so. Dude. It's all good. Whatever. So, let me get this straight. I ruin my high score for this. And you guys just get on your phones. You know, at least Mika here is respectful enough.

Do my Duolingo. Oh, that's cool. No, that's cool. What is that? What is that? Excuse me? Do that again. I got one wrong. It's okay, man. It happens.

You know what? I'll be on my phone. What? Why did you just scoot away from me? No, I wasn't wrong. Did I do something? No, I just needed to readjust. Oh, no, I wasn't... Did I do something? No, no, no. I just needed to readjust, you know. Oh, wow. Hell of an offer in the shop today.

Nice, man. Oh. New Skip and Shannon. Wait, I'm going to do Duolingo, actually. Oh, yeah? That's a great idea, yeah. What language are you studying? My Duolingo?

No, no, that would be rude. Yeah, that would be fucked up. All right. Okay. What language, man? Spanish. Oh, Spanish, yes. Oh, you were asking him.

Mi abuelo en la biblioteca. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out, man. Shout out. All right. Okay, man. Shout out. All right. Que almuerzas hoy? What are you eating for lunch today?

I had some Quiznos. What are you having for lunch today? Kimashita. Two almuerzas pollo. Two almuerzas pollo. Chicken? Yeah. lunch today chicken i mean i might as well like get my streak right no i think that you should probably talk to the camera? So yeah, Sleep Deprived. We've had a lot of good moments over the years.

I thought we could maybe, well, I guess I could maybe like, you know, run through some of the highlights. Yeah. It should be like five seconds long. Mañana en París Abortamos en un restaurante You hear that one? Yeah So, you know, like

Fuck you, bitch Moon University Sorry, guys, it's me The you bitch Moon University sorry guys it's me Moon University JetBlue the Olive Garden in Times Square Hillary Clinton Globule

oh my god you know I took United Airlines to get here but man I wish it was JetBlue. JetBlue! JetBlue! Oh, wow. We've had some good bits.

We've had some good times. Like five or six. Yeah. I actually asked the steward what they thought of the burger plane idea. Really? Oh. They were on board with it. Really?

Yeah. I don't believe that. They were on board with it. They said i should take it to jet blue they said like united isn't interested but you should take it to jet blue so like i think that's a good sign right man that's really cool what's the time on the camera? What was your favorite moment?

And I know everyone's always like, oh, my favorite moment's at the end time code when the episode ends. It's funny. It's great. I love it when people post that comment. We love the comments, guys. Your comments have always brought a big smile to our face.

Really, dude? Is it important yeah I um I liked I mean the vampire stuff was good don't worry about me who what who was that is that your goonette yeah I mean honestly the the gooning bits were good you know I liked when What? Who was that? Is that your goonette? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, honestly, the gooning bits were good. You know, I liked when Panda did the voice changer. That was recent, but that was pretty funny. That was pretty funny.

Gooning is just funny in general. Yeah, gooning is... It's crazy to me that people actually do that shit. Really wild. How crazy is that people do that? That's crazy. That is pretty wild. That's like all they do, too. That someone would actually do that.

Right. Can you imagine if there was just somebody in this room that did that all the time that would actually be hilarious yeah i'd shit bricks yeah i'd goon you got it i think my favorite moment was probably the TV Tropes. That was a good episode. Oh, wow, yeah. That was a fun one. Oh, also when we were talking about how, like, if we were to do, like, the Super Bowl show, we would all be, like, a Daft Punk group.

That was my favorite moment. That's a good one. I think that's when I've laughed the hardest. I don't remember what episode it was. Yeah, 20-something. 20? Was it really that long ago? Wow. Fuck, man, that's probably, like, two years now. Yeah. And asomething. 20? Was it really that long ago? Wow. Fuck, man.

That's probably like two years now. Yeah. It's a long time. And a lot of great animatics came out of it. Oh, yeah. Like, people actually drew, like, what we were

talking about, like, a keyboard and being, like, crucified. So, our Super Bowl show was Daft Punk, but one of them was getting crucified. I think we were all

getting crucified. It was us? And it was Ninja, too. I think Ninja was there. Ninja was there. It was Ninja, and then all of us on crosses getting crucified. It was us? And it was Ninja too. I think Ninja was there. Ninja was there. It was Ninja and then all of us on crosses

getting crucified in death monk masks. Yeah. Something like that. That was nuts. And we've had a lot of great guests over the years.

Oh yeah. Frank GFC. We go back we talk about Frank GFC so much man for someone who

has never interacted with this podcast once yeah he has not Frank Jeff C in this pod

that was that was our big break too Frank was huge back in the day we were like

we're getting Frank Jeff C on the pod it felt big we got everyone got on a call and we just

waited and waited and waited never happened then like a couple hours later maybe it was the next day and frank just texted one of us and was like whoops slept through it yeah shout out we could have really launched his career but hey i came along you did come up was you were after Frank? Yeah. Oh, wow. That's great. He was a replacement. He was our second option.

Can you imagine how different it would be if Frank was sitting right there? When you say second option, that is a lie. Yeah, because you were like the fourth option. Who was the third option? Well, it was Mika and then me and then Frank and then you. Fourth. Fifth.

Yeah. We considered a lot of people, fifth, yeah. Yeah. Schlatt, yeah. I mean, we considered a lot of people before you as well. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what that means. It's Zoomer speak. I think a lot of the highlights have also just been a panda's, like, voice thing.

Honestly, a panda. Yeah. Dude, the Joker Funko Pop one. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That was so good. Can we get a Joker Funko Pop for old time's sake? Yeah, come on.

Channel it. My father was the most soy Funko Popper. He gets into it. When I got my girlfriend, I Funko Popped her pussy. Wow. That's enough. Slow your roll. Jesus Christ.

Be careful there. Panda really, like, you can't see him off camera. Yep, you can't see me. Nobody can see me. He gets really into it. I'm used to it. He stares off into space as he does these voices. Now I can visualize.

Well he's also, that's what it looks like. Dude's got the thousand words. He's got the floor ice there. Wait, what'd you say? Nothing, nothing. When he was doing the funko pop voice he was like really like getting into it getting into it like moving his body like this yeah then i stab people what was your favorite moment panda oh man

all of them wow wow wow that's nice that's very really really cute we know you're just bullshitting though you're lying we had some real boring moments on the show. What have been some of the stinkers? The lowlights? What have been some of the lowlights? We talked about highlights. The comedy night video. You really think so?

No, no. I mean, we did an episode where we didn't talk at all. That was probably a bad one. There was an episode where you were out of town or something. We recorded for like three minutes and uploaded it. Reminds me of this one with me right now. I'm in China and you guys are messaging me

when it's nighttime and I'm trying to sleep. Yeah, I mean technically it would be morning over there so that's how I know you're lying. Are you a geologist? Mika? Geologist? I dabble. Really? Yeah.

There was an episode where... Sorry, go ahead. No, no, no. I wasn't even saying anything. Oh, okay. I didn't even have noise come out of my mouth yet. Sorry. You have the right way here.

Oh, thanks, man. Yeah. Actually, speaking of which, the way you drive a standard is pretty nice. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Thank you. I learned man. Yeah. Actually, speaking of which, Schlatt, the way you drive a standard is pretty nice. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Thank you. I learned recently.

Yeah. I think we should just give a round of applause for... Thank you. Let's all take a bow. Let's say, Astro, what are you good at, man? I, um... I'm not good at it. Thank you.

Thank you. What about you, Mika miga not too much honestly panda panda what are you good at man everything that's true that's true it's a good guy you Shalat, I gotta say thanks for your clout. I mean, without that, this podcast would have been nowhere. That's a good point.

We got a good credit. Thank you. No problem. Thanks for being such a wonderful host as well. Thank you. I appreciate it. Great host on the pod. You know, you do the little jingle at the beginning. Appreciate it. Dan on the pod, host on the pod, great host on the pod. You know, you do the little jingle at the beginning, you know?

Yeah. Welcome back to the Zip2Wrap. Yeah, yeah. Welcome back. You know, it really is your pod. Like, you were the one who started it, if you think about it. Yeah. So, like, if you left it, that would be kind of awful.

Well, this is the last episode. Yeah, we're not doing any more. I have a gift. Oh. I liked, I didn't want to steal your thunder, Mika, because that was really cute. Anything is better than that. This was really like a cute moment. Yeah.

Thanks, man. Is this a piss stain on my pants? I got a gift. I got a gift for you guys. He's walking off camera suspiciously. Oh. Okay. He has a bag.

Oh. Oh, wow. Did you bring that? No. Mika, that's your bag, right? No, that's not mine. Okay, I've never seen that bag. That isn't my bag.

I didn't need a new bag, actually. Guys. What? Oh. It's Titty Mill. Oh, Titty Mill. It's my flavor, Titty Mill. You're going to sponsor your own product.

I got it for you. I got it for you. Thanks, man. You got a bunch of good ones. One for each of us? Yeah. Thanks. How long has the pod been going?

Is it time? I'm just making a case. 42 minutes. It's enough for me. Your quota's up? Yeah. What are you reaching for? Thanks for watching everybody it's just a fake gun It's another bin. It's another bin. Oh my...

Um... That's the vampire blood coming out. Should I put the titty milk back in? Should I put the titty milk back in should i put the i didn't know we were oh he's dead we weren't actually gonna we talked we so i mean we do we do we keep going like i don't know because it's a lot of money on the patreon like i'm I'm just gonna put the to the email do we just I'm just Mika

did you do this? Mika you killed the money