Sleep Deprived Podcast - The Hottest Babe - SDP #112

Episode Date: June 13, 2023

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hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast whoo yeah episode 112 112 112 yeah that's like that's my angel sign that's like my star sign that's how old i am 112 years old no i'm 12.2 wait 11. 11.2. Should we even be talking to you right now? What? I could just be like your niece. No, you're not allowed to have a YouTube account if you're under that age. Don't tell them.

Don't tell them. Mika, it looks like we're getting more revenue. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I think we're going to have to take your share. Yeah, I don't know, man. I'm kind of skeptical now after that 11.2 comment do you ever want to get inside of lightning mcqueen and just like ruin his day like what do you mean yeah what do you mean so like imagine if there was like a little

guy inside of you like pulling on your organs and stuff like that would suck right yeah i imagine that's how it would feel if you drove lightning mcqueen like you like hit the gas pedal and he would be like oh yeah oh like you know what i mean moving from drive to reverse over and over again tickling his prostate right yeah or like if you don't change his oil for a while he gets like really sick yeah don't they have uh an official picture of a car's anatomy am i hallucinating that didn't they do that they where's his ass yeah can people actually get inside them is that something it's like canonical like yeah like can the doors i think the door is open no i don't think the no wait okay i'm looking at a picture i'll put it

up on the screen the door is definitely open because that's how they hold hands right i don't think the... No, wait. Okay, I'm looking at a picture. I'll put it up on the screen. The door's definitely open, because that's how they hold hands, right? I don't think they hold hands. I think they just nuzzle. I'm looking at a picture of Mater right now with his door open. Are there pregnant cars? Yeah, how do the cars, like, reproduce?

I think it's the exhaust pipe. Oh, I've seen one image of, like, the exhaust pipe, and then there's this other one, and it's, like pipe oh i've seen one image of like the exhaust pipe and then there's this other one and it's like the butthole in the dude uh in one of the cars movies there was um there was like a car's d-day what oh yeah do you guys remember that um yeah there was like pope is real yeah like there's a car pope and there was like a car d-day which if you think about it if there's a car pope you gotta you gotta realize there's like a car jesus yeah so does that mean there were like cars who were like religious and like persecuted

were there like i think so you know what i mean and what isn't like all the world wars canonical in cars too so so there's like something like that like there's this one character who fought in one of the wars did he not does that make is hitler a car then in the car i think there is a hitler car yeah there is probably a car hitler if you think about it wouldn't the cars that fight in the wars just be the tanks wouldn't they just be like tanks with eyes on them that's a good point no the character i'm thinking of was like a like an army jeep oh yeah you know that guy oh yeah yeah yeah yeah him yeah and if if if like the history of the world is canonical in the cars world does

that mean there were like car dinosaurs and like car cave people yeah i guess like the model t is like the neanderthal we could go even further back than that wouldn't there be like uh like a flag and stones mobile yeah yeah or like chariots with eyes on them or something. What does that make like the half cars that are horse and then also wheels? Like that's got to be something in the Cars universe. Yeah, I think that's like an ancient, ancient car sapien. Yeah. Wouldn't that make cars like parasitic animals in the early parts of their evolution? Because they couldn't move without like horses carrying them everywhere

there there are car flies I don't know if you remember them but they're like tiny little cars but they're flies are you serious yeah there's like other types of car animals in the cars no are you serious look at car flies oh my god I just looked it up it's called

vroom aroundus buggus vroom aroundus Oh my god, I just looked it up. It's called Vroom-Aroundus Buggus. Vroom-Aroundus Buggus. For our audio listeners, it looks like a... What the? It looks like a beetle, like a Volkswagen beetle, but with wings. And it's got like a little dopey face on it.

Oh, so it's like a fucking tie-in with Volkswagen. That's kind of lame like the name is lame and the tie-in this is this sucks this is just puck puck from uh oh yeah wait yeah i feel like you know how like some people can like transfer like how many times you know someone like this guy shook hands with this one person and then he highfived another person I feel like everyone could exist then because if car pope was a thing

then that means there's car wait wait wait that means car matpat exists because matpat gave the pope undertale I don't know if you remember that which means matpat exists which means matpat has interacted with so many people that means like matpat has interacted with Mr. Beast that means there's a Mr. Beast car that means's a j schlatt car that means we're cars we're cars

there's an yeah car holy what's that called like the degrees of separation like i think that is what it's called yeah degrees of separation what would like a car porno look like will they like show you the back seat will they like open up the trunk? They pop the trunk, show you the tire in the back. Oh man, exchanging wheels. Holy shit, man. Maybe they strip the paint back. Wait, does that mean Mater is naked?

What is Tesla then? Because Teslas don't have any exhaust or anything. Those are the robots, man. That's the AI. I feel like Teslas are the robots man that's the ai i feel like uh teslas are like the the new evolution of cars but how do they look they're witnessing like their uh their own replacement by like a new species yeah they're subjugating and planes exist too i don't know if you guys know that but the planes exist as well in the cards universe. Really? I didn't know about that. Yeah. So then, what are those? Yeah, don't know.

Oh, okay. Wait, so do the cars take transport? Like, do the cars get on a car train? Or is driving just like walking to them, and so they have to get into a bigger car to drive? Dude, if you think about it, if a car has to get onto a car train or a car boat or a car plane to like travel the world is that not just vore no it's definitely boring are they not just boring each other in the original cars you know you know that big truck that uh lightning mcqueen goes in and the transports like what is that in real life like that has to be like vore or like he's like a

dildo or something about some sort of fetish oh my god bro there's probably so many fetishes with cars oh god man i don't i don't know because if you think about it if if it's like normal to be vored in the car universe i don't know if that would have developed as a fetish for them yeah so maybe vor for them is even more intense i well what i'm saying is like i think it's since it's such a commonplace thing in their society i think that they probably like they probably don't even think twice about being bored wait there's ufos in the car oh yeah yeah there are ufos there's like this really unidentified flying mater yep dude are there any people at all there's gotta be like one person

what if it's like a what if this is like the alternate universe where tesla the cars go sentient and they kill all of the humans and this is post that dude i could see it can you imagine like a human gets frozen in a block of ice and then just wakes up somehow, like, I don't know, global warming or something, and just comes out of the ice and they just look around and there's a whole bunch of cars, like talking cars. Dude, I would fuck that blue one. You know which one. You know the one, right? The room around us, Bugus? No.

What's that blue one? She's the like sally oh my god bro sally i give her a car wash if you know what i'm saying i come on the car dude you're fucked up dude you're talking about like a vehicle like an automobile there was that one guy that fucked and married his car so like it's happened it's not that weird i want you to look at sally and tell me you wouldn't dude look at sally's mouth man her mouth it's just it's kind of creepy what what's so good about her mouth dude you know she gives the best car head wasn't she voiced by ellen degenerous uh-oh you're gonna marry ellen dude no no that's not ellen that's that's they guys are making it weird but i just bring that up mika i will i don't know who she's voiced

by no isn't voice story yeah it's dory uh did they really get her to voice like sally as well no i don't maybe i'm wrong no it's it's bonnie hunt oh bonnie hunt yeah who also voiced uh rosie in a bug's life dolly in the toy story franchise bunny hops bonnie hops sorry Wow in Zootopia she has a lot of credits yeah she's Flint in Monsters Inc yeah pretty cool wait Larry the cable guy voices Mater that's pretty funny Owen Wilson voices Lightning McQueen yeah dude you know those guys you know i you know those specifically like those those people that watch car crash videos all the time yeah no i've never heard what those people exist he's describing himself okay yeah so those car those people that love car crashes those like that's probably just like gore to cars like they watch cars crash to other cars but it's not car crashes

it's just gore crash how would they watch it like how do they go on the internet there's probably a car net but like how do they use the car net because the computer mouse itself would have to be like uh the size of a the size

of uh they probably it's probably the shape of the gasoline nozzle. And then they put it in and they kind of shake it around and move it. How do they hold anything? With their tongue, dude. With their tongue. That's what I'm saying. Sally's tongue game?

Sally's tongue game? Speaking of... The shit out of sally dude so astro i heard you had a cool story from this weekend uh do i yeah um nope you were talking about before the podcast before we started recording you were talking oh right right i um i uh i kidnapped that's that's not what you were talking about i kidnapped a member of the british parliament that no that's not what you were talking about you were talking about uh your weekend yeah oh you were talking about you and your friends getting together oh yeah panna and i got together and your friends getting together oh yeah panda and i

got together and we kidnapped a member of the british party that's not why you're doing that but we're gonna have to cut that because because we don't want anyone to know oh yeah kind of awkward you brought that up astro for sure um do you think ellen is like ever gonna make a comeback no no i don't think so what if they do like a dory three i don't think so please no please no okay so i came up with a new bit all right i want to premiere it so you know how like in the joe rogan experience joe rogan he goes like jamie pull that up okay what if what if he said instead jamie pull that out holy shit and then he's like oh jamie put it back in what if it's a gun no it's like a something in his ass oh it's like oh jamie oh it's really good right there keep it right there damn okay jamie pull that out

what do you think yeah put it back in wait go back in and out do you think joe roken's ever made that joke when he's fucking like like uh insert like put that in so you're implying that he gets fucked in the ass maybe that's base or like you think he refers to is like i don't know him him fucking he's like jamie pulled that out and he pulls out you think he fucks jamie have we ever ever seen jamie is jamie ever on camera i've never seen what jay maybe he's not even real what if he's like uh jamie of his imagination jamie stop that jamie get out from under the table. Jamie. Yeah, let me just... He's skit-tuning out.

He's just freaking out. Jamie, get off. Jamie, stop it. Jamie. I don't know. It's going to hit different when Jamie dies, though. Is Jamie even real? Like, maybe it's a robot.

Maybe it's like Jarvis. Is this Jamie in the room with us now? Maybe Jamie is just AI. That's what what i'm saying is there a picture of jamie joe rogan jamie face this is gonna ruin the whole the whole thing for me oh my god there's a jamie wow can you describe what he looks like for the audio listeners he sort of looks wow he looks like he loves crypto. He does. He's sort of skinny.

He's wearing a Foo Fighters shirt in this picture. He's got a man bun. He kind of looks like he skateboards. And listens to dubstep. Do you see the t-shirt that says powerful on it he's wearing? Yeah. Dude, that shit is so sexy. Can you send me this so I can put it on the screen powerful

no the picture you just described yeah here you go you know this is unrelated but it just came to mind do you think the car that Tupac died in is canonically in cars so some of the cars do drive-bys i don't think there's a i don't think there's a tupac in the cars universe there's probably a tupac car but there probably isn't a two but how did

he die then that's like a human how do you how would you have died then just getting shot i don't dude i don't know what Wait, so there's two cars inside of a car and the cars inside of the car got shot. It's like a Russian doll or something. This is really confusing. So, you know how cars get crushed

at a dumpster? Yeah. Is that like being cremated? That's like suicide. I think that's like a suicide well because you're probably still alive while you're being crushed you know i don't know how do cars get medical treatment like let's say for example a car is like a victim of a tire slashing or like uh they go to the they go to like the jiffy lube they get keyed Or you get their tires stolen. Dude, imagine your windshield getting smashed. Yeah, like a car.

As a car. Dude. A car throws a rock at another car. Would that not be the most terrifying thing of your life? Like, imagine right now your vision just has like a whole bunch of cracks in it. And like, it's like looking through glass or something. I mean, their eyes are separate. They have their own eyes.

Oh, no, I guess it is on the windshield. It is the windshield. They're kind of like Sonic with having, like, two pupils, but they're in the same space. There's no way. Okay, so there's a couple problems with the car design. Number one, they don't have eyelashes, right? So there's no fucking way that they could drive because you'd be constantly getting, like, gnats andats and like shit in your eyes while you're driving down the highway. Because you need the eyelashes.

Also, what's up with the image of the Lightning McQueen with like the big tongue coming out of his mouth? Is that real? That's not real. That's real, right? The car's poop. Mika, put this on the screen. Oh, that is real. That is real, yeah. That's real.

Yeah. I take it back panda was right that blue car i would fuck it facts i'm sorry mika but it's just the truth no it's all it's you don't gotta apologize to me man you know thank you you guys know about punch boogies punch yeah do you think like yeah like is there a punch buggy is that what you're gonna say is there a punch buggy no punch universe that's gotta be like a hate crime though that's like that's like yeah it is no i i see what you're saying i kind of have to agree you know you think there's racism in the car yeah there probably are like uh probably is because they're like like old person cars you know probably get hated on

oh yeah like silver cars or like tan cars yeah for sure oh well are there are there anime decals on cars probably the weebs the weebs god bro that sucks that's like a tattoo that is a tattoo that's a tattoo for the cars yeah but i think in the cars universe, tattoos would be less permanent because you can remove a decal. Wait, so Hot Wheels are like Barbies. Yeah, pretty much. How do they hold things, dude? With their tongue, I'm telling you. No, they don't hold things with their tongue.

No car holds things with their tongue. I'm pretty sure Sally's holding something with her tongue. Yeah, Sally's holding something with my dick i'm pretty sure i remember them like touching tires or holding things in their tires you know what about the car doors they definitely opened those i remember i seem to remember them using a tire or like pushing something with their like the the front of the car like they just touch it with their bodies that's kind of hot dude imagine being like uh someone who's afraid of germs in the cars universe dude how do uh

like let's say let's say two cars love each other very much and they decide they want a little car do they just like go to the hardware store and like do they just go to the mechanics to build the car you know the movie robots yeah isn't that what happens in robots in robots they get shipped yeah they get shipped to build your own baby dude you guys need to see this fucking uh this fucking the cars 3 cover it goes insanely hard okay you got to put this on the screen look how hard that goes for the audio yeah for the audio listeners we have uh a very hyper realistic image of lightning mcqueen with a bunch of sparks and like uh debris and he's like doing a flip on the racetrack i remember actually seeing the trailer for cars 3 and everyone was like super

into it like it looked super good i just never ended up watching the movie i didn't even see the second one yeah i didn't watch anything after the original cars i've only seen cars one and i honestly i wasn't that big of a fan like it was like okay but it wasn't like my favorite pixar film at the time i remember liking cars here's what you need to know in Cars 3. Lightning McQueen is washed. He's done. He's like that blue car. Oh shit, really? He's got hundreds of thousands of miles on him.

Yeah, he's done. He can't race anymore. He's not fast enough. Fuck. I think it's like a one last ride kind of deal. You know? You gonna see that new Pixar film, Elemental? Fuck no. Come on, man! No! one last ride kind of deal you know you're gonna see that new pixar film elemental come on man no i'm a huge pixar like nerd i'll see any of them to be honest i used to be when pixar was good they still produce some bangers man all they got some bangers what about the little dinosaur okay that one sucked ass but that that's a rare miss what what about the little dinosaur okay that one sucked ass but that that's a rare miss what what

about what about in the the light year movie wasn't that good either but yeah that one that one wasn't that good what about the brain one we're like that one's really good inside out inside out that's one of the best ones they ever did yeah that one that one made me tear up that one scene where uh the girl meets her imaginary friend. And honestly, I liked Turning Red. I was a Turning Red fan. Turning Red was really good, actually. And I liked Luca.

I didn't like Turning Red because it didn't include the Twin Towers. Yeah, just the accuracy. I don't know. Wasn't it set in Canada? Really? Yeah, dude. It was set in Toronto. that sucks wait why this guy doesn't get the bit this guy doesn't get the bit i don't get it what about the incredibles mom one

like with the hot mom oh my god i would i remember i made a video about that when it came out and i got like millions of views without even watching the movie. I just put her ass on the thumbnail. That's how YouTube still is. Yep. That's how it'll always be. No one makes any content worthwhile. You just put ass on the thumbnail. Dude, you know what?

Animated movie was really, really good that I think everyone should go watch right now. Spider-Verse 2. Oh, yeah. I haven't seen that yet dude it is so good um i just want to talk about it for a second like the way they use color is actually so uh thoughtful and creative and beautiful and like the color itself just like helps guide the story and like the soundtrack oh my god dude the last one had a good soundtrack too.

And it was pretty. Yeah. This soundtrack was even better. There's like this one scene in, uh, it's not a spoiler, but like early on where like Gwen is like, um,

swinging around and she's got like a, like a little theme and it just sounds so, so good, dude. And, uh, there's parts later on that i'm not gonna spoil but it's like the ending where uh yeah just like the colors oh my god and the animation is so good

the story was really like fun all the characters were cool there were so many characters yeah but was there sally from cars in it no but there was a spider-man popsicle there was a spider-man but that's just not it's not it's not the same oh you know we gotta talk about there was a spider-man what really oh shit yeah okay it's it's name was um uh well not really but it's name was like peter parker peter park that sucks i'm not watching peter part parquet that i'm not watching it anymore yeah it was really funny now also there was like i'm not gonna say more but yeah okay so we have to talk about this even though this is gonna be like a week from now when this comes out but uh apple put out that new fucking ar headset oh yeah and i i say that if anyone is in public

wearing that we should push them onto the ground and like what if it's actually the coolest thing ever oh no we got an apple headset enjoyer in the car you don't know though like what if it's the coolest thing you've ever seen it's 35 $3,500. You remember the Google Glass? That shit came out like a fucking decade ago, and it sucked. But what if it is the coolest thing you've ever seen? I think it'll be really cool for gooning. Oh, my God. I think it is actually the next FN gooning technology. Because it shows, like, multiple monitors.

That is legitimately what a goon cave is. You can have a full 3D app. That is the goon cave on the go. Full 3D app. Oh my god, you could be in public. Okay, don't go in public. Don't take that advice. It's really the gooning.

Goon in public. That's genius. And no one will know. I saw the promo clip on YouTube and everyone in the comments was like yeah this is just black mirror it is like uh pretty funny i mean it's like 3500 like no one's gonna fucking like you got to be rich yeah pretty much like if i had a friend who had one i would try it but there's no way i'm dropping 3500 on it no i think if the technology were more accessible in price i think it might be worth giving it a try because it does seem kind of cool like imagine producing music on that thing dude

like that would be so sick i don't know i just feel like i'm fine with the computer like i feel like this is where i'm i'm gonna lose you know like eventually we're gonna get old right and something's gonna we're gonna cross the line and we're just gonna start be we're gonna start yelling at the cloud like old man and i think this might be it like i'm not strapping that shit on and laying on the ground i see everyone shitting on it yeah maybe it is a lot of money but it's too much money yeah let's set a patreon goal for yeah so we can all get a fucking apple headset the one thing I do kind of like about it

that isn't so black mirror is the fact that you can see people like if someone walks up to you you're supposed to be able to see them but you can see them in black mirror too no you can also see people without a headset shut up man yeah

wait Mika so in black mirror they can also see people as well as whatever if i'm remembering correctly the whole thing was like this contact lens thing or an eye implant i can't remember one of the two and uh yeah i mean like you can look into someone's eyes i mean yeah it's ar it's it's not vr it's ar you know so yeah that's the whole idea you're supposed to be able to just see right through it like glasses but then you can like pull shit up on the screen and shit i think it just looks a little too bulky for it to be it's too right yeah like but that's the thing like the google glasses looked more like glasses but no one fucking bought those when they came out so like why do you think that was i i because it's just it's just lame what if you

went swimming with them that's what you know those tech channels those tech channels that just destroy iphones yeah that's what they should do i would watch that i'd watch that in a heartbeat would you get zapped like would you die it's like throwing a toaster in the water i don't know i could see it to be honest wait but every single picture i've seen or promotional video i've seen they have like a cord coming out of the headset to somewhere and i have no clue where it's going well it's like charging in the wall it's charging in the wall so i see that's another thing that's a problem with it it only has a two-hour battery life so like you could go to the grocery store i guess but like you can't like go out and hang out for a long time i'm pretty sure i saw a picture of someone

being like outside in public with it though and they still had a cord attached maybe they had like a little power bank in their pocket or something oh that'd be the fucking that would be the next you'd have this huge backpack with a fucking generator in it it is walking around town in it all day holy shit i mean like dude what's gonna be really funny is that they're gonna come out with a new one next year so someone that's been three thousand five hundred dollars gonna be like i should have just waited yeah the what is it called apple vision the the gooner pro the goon pro i goon dude what if there's like a face recognition app

so like you're outside wearing it and if you see somebody their face pops up like you see their face and then there's like a little thing you can click and you click it and it shows all their information that would be kind of disturbing like at that point i think i would uh i would start wearing like a full face covering in public i will will say, it does look very punchable. If I saw someone wearing that, I'd want to slam their head into the couch. Then we should normalize bullying for people who are wearing those in public.

Push them over on the ground. What if it's just a kid who's having a good time? No, this is purely a rich, fucky douchebag thing to buy like it's like a kid even more like you gotta teach them while they're young so they don't they don't what if it's a what if it's a kid who spent all summer working a menial job just to get it because they thought it was cool and they're like what an idiot just yeah slam nerd yeah you just yank it off bring it to the nearest corner store sell it that's brutal dude i mean

what what what if what if it was like a pair of glasses see like that's the thing that would be a little more reasonable right yeah but it's just this giant ski goggle here what would be the the highest possible price point for you guys to do for that buy it yeah um too low yeah i i think even lower like 200 but it would never go that low yeah i don't see it i don't see it not for a while i think i would consider getting it to try it out if it was like 300 and then if i don't like it i would give it to someone as a gift um you wouldn't resell it i would i would rather someone else enjoy it if i'm not gonna enjoy it can i have it do you are you gonna sell it or are you gonna enjoy it no i'm gonna enjoy it are you sure

because you were just talking about how much you hate it this whole time it's actually like my favorite piece of technology to ever come out so you should buy it and then if you don't like it give it to me um okay i'll tell you what i've got someone in mind i could give it to and that's and if they don't like it i will give it to you it's me what the fuck no screw this we're going to the patreon segment baba buoy baba buoy baba buoy hey wait wait wait wait wait wait tell them what they get if they go over to the patreon segment oh they get like fucking uncensored videos and like an extended pod and like a minecraft server and like a discord server and like if they go even higher they get like shows and then there's like a 69 tier which gives you nothing but some people do it because

they're stupid baba buoy yeah and it sounds a lot better than how unenthusiastic Astro sounds right now. Bababooey. You also get an Apple Pro Vision thing. Yep, it's a raffle. One person will win one. I don't think we can legally say that. I mean, I feel like we could. We could just say one person could get it.

I think that's literally a scam. I think that we could go to jail for that. We got it. That is one person, isn't it? I think what you're describing is fraud. AppleVision Pro, free giveaway in the comments. Leave a comment. Type I want AppleVision Pro for legal reasons.

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