Sleep Deprived Podcast - The New BEST m&m - SDP #92

Episode Date: January 17, 2023

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Hey, everybody. Hey. Hey, everybody. Hi. Episode 92, everybody. Slat has been trolling us two weeks in a row. We weren't ready. We can't record.

I've been ready. I'm just rattled right now, man. I'm just rattled. I've been ready the whole time. I think this is just a you thing, Astro. It is just a you thing. I think it is a me thing. And, you know, let's unpack this a little more, Astro.

I'm getting real sick of you on the pod not being ready to record. Yeah. Okay. I'll put some more work into it. I promise. Yeah, I need you to pull yourself up by the bootstraps, you know? I think I'm going to start recording before we even meet up. I think I'm going to be recording first thing in the morning.

I'll have, like, a 16-hour recording ready to go. I'll be there good could i do the same no you're you're perfect man don't change a single thing about you you are perfect oh that that's i think that's way too kind of you guys because i think you guys are actually all pretty perfect too oh thanks man yeah i don't believe that. I don't believe you think I'm perfect. You could work on a few things, but Astro's pretty perfect. What do you mean you can work on a few things?

What should you work on? Being more perfect. Nah, I'm kidding. Panda, I think you're I think you're What? So anyway, Panda, we've been getting a lot of comments about the leaning.

Just wanted to point out. He does lean. We don't even tell our artists to make you lean. And I don't think they even watch the thing, like the videos. It just so happens that every time they draw you, you're leaning. I don't know.

I just think that says a lot about your character. It really must, right? Because we don't even tell the artists to do that. No, you've never passed the green line test. I guess it kind of goes to show how she views you. Is that how everyone views me? With disrespect and contempt. Do you guys view me that way?

Yeah. I kind of view you as like a person with questionable moral character. Yeah, I sort of see you as like a creature. Not like a human, just a... Barnacles.

Like a goblin. Yeah, you're kind of a barnacle head. Yeah. Like a rat. Like a sewer rat. I kind of view you as like being more of a cartoon caricature of something. Like a peasant. Here's how I see you as a bit of a cuck, actually.

How do I change that? I don't want to be seen as a cuck. You gotta stop playing Nintendo Switch games. No, that's not true. No, you do. No, it's true. That is true. I'll stop playing Nintendo games. Do you play Nintendo games, Mika?

Well, I mean, we all play Nintendo games, don't we? I don't we i don't know no you know speaking of cucks have you guys heard of cuck chairs at hotels no what all right so cock chair have you guys been to hotels let me ask you that have i yeah okay that's a great do you guys breathe oxygen before we uh okay well well you guys laughed when I brought up cuck chairs, but it seems like every hotel has a cuck chair, where there's the bedroom and then there's a chair facing...

There's a chair facing the bed. Almost like that's where a cuck would sit to watch you guys fuck. What? But why does your mind go there instead of, like... Look up cuck chair hotels. But why does your mind go there instead of, like, maybe like, someone is in bed resting and like another person someone's watching them all right here look look here moist put this up

on screen look at this cup chair a prime cup chair for someone just to watch you're describing it like you want to sit into it it's just a fucking seat in the... Not just a... Oh, okay, okay. Look at this one. This one. Why is this chair facing the bed? Who would want to sit in a chair facing a bed? A cock! A cock would want to do that.

And every hotel has these, and you know this if you've been to a hotel before. They always have a chair facing the bed for a cock. Dude, that's where you sit to, like, you know, like... Exactly, see? No, that's just, like to like you know like exactly see no panda that's just like so let's say look at this look at this wanted to lie down in bed earlier look at this one they got a cuck couch a cuck couch okay no i sure that one's a little weird facing the bed yeah that's weird because the couch it needs to face like an entertainment center. That's just facing the bed.

But where else are they going to put the couch in this space? Why do they need a couch in that space? Here, look. How about this one? I'm actually with him now. That's a cuck couch. The cuck therapy chair. Do you see that one?

Oh, my God. Put your fucking legs up while you're walking. Jesus. I'm looking at the Know Your Meme page for this term cuck chair. Don't talk about Know Your Meme pages. On February 22nd... Wait, Astro, you might have written this one.

I probably read through it for a TikTok. On February 22nd, 2019, Redditor posted an image of a hotel room with a chair facing the bed to r slash mildly interesting writing that the hotel room has what i can only interpret as being a cuck chair exactly garnering around 14 upvotes in three years they always do that shit they have to find like the origin of the meme

so they'll find like this post that has one like like No one's ever fucking looked at it. And they're like, garnering over one like on this post. Okay, I found it. Cup chair. I found it. You found a cup chair? Otherwise known as the cuckold seat. So what is a cuckold? Panda, I think you're the best to explain this.

All right, so you have you. Maybe you're a guy. Maybe you have a wife. And you're sitting down watching your wife getting impaled by another guy or girl or just anyone else. Wow. You're getting cut. Impaled? Like they're killing?

And this is something that can only happen in hotels if you sit in the chair? Well, no, I'm saying that's probably the purpose of the chair, because why would a chair face the bed when a chair could face anywhere else? I feel like I've been, like, giving you a fairly simple answer, and it's just, like, going over everyone's head. What did you say? Okay, imagine that you have, you're sharing a hotel room with someone, and they want to, like, go to bed, like read a book in bed they're sitting up in bed doing whatever but you're like fully dressed in clothes you don't want to go to bed yet but you want to have a conversation with them so you just sit in the chair facing the bed and that way you guys can have a conversation did you say read a book are you out of your mind dude what do you mean lots of people

honestly mika it's more believable that you'd be sitting watching your wife get fucked than be reading a book in a chair in the corner of the hotel room. That's actually just so not true. You're going to say it's actually so true. Are you fucking reading Atomic Habits in the corner while your girlfriend's sleeping on the bed or something? There's been a huge resurgence of cuckoldry.

Books, dude. Lots of people are reading now. I don't read. What is the subreddit for this? Am I just the guy that finds these weird communities? I think you are. I knew what cucking was

but you didn't know about cuck chair phenomenon i didn't know i didn't know about the cuck chair phenomenon i'm sorry what do you want phenomenon i don't think this is you can classify this as a phenomenon this is a phenomenon he should i'd even said the post had 13 likes 13 uploads in three years it's just a panda it's just you and your friends so this you wrote this i gotta fucking log in to get to r slash cuckold how many this giant meme can be spawned with only a 13 upvote post on reddit why don't we have a whole bunch of me 1.2 million subscribers on On rsyspodcast? Yeah, to cuckold!

Some of you are lying out there. Some of you viewers are lying. If I just, like, sit in the cuck chair, like, does it just start happening? I don't know. Is it like a motion sensor? Like some dude just walks in, starts fucking my life?

All I know is that a chair is not supposed to face the bed. Make it face the window. Make it face the fucking wall, but not the bed. Okay, come on, the wall? Bro... You're cucking yourself if it's facing the wall. What are you gonna do? Watch Patriot. I don't know.

We'll not watch my wife get cucked. Wait, your wife's getting cucked? Oh. I thought you were getting cucked. Wait, your wife's getting cucked? No. I thought you were getting cucked. Who's getting cucked? You are. You in the cuck chair. I'm getting cucked? Yeah, man.

I'm not in the cuck chair. Mika's in the cuck chair. I don't even think of it as a cuck chair. Well, you're in it, and if three people here think it's a cuck chair, then it's a cuck chair. Wait. First of all, I it's a cock chair. Wait, what if the bed is a cock bed? What if the bed is a cock bed and the chair is like

the average chair? So the chair is where they fuck and then they sit in the bed. Yeah. You're getting cuck. Cuck. Cuck. From watching his in the hotel window while the world watches better than he ever

could. Who could blame him? 19 censors on the sense. Dude, imagine in the cuck chair. When we find a good ball, I get extremely aroused. I can't help but come and come was capitalized over and over again to the sight of a. Wow.

Second thoughts. Puck has second thoughts about his wife. But she doesn't give three flying fucks and keeps going kind of a best of clips from the 25 minute infamous redhead hot wife video let me check this out you know what i will say though is that this entire time every time i bring up i actually this entire time when i brought up the subreddit i said r slash i don't think that's a thing i I looked it up. I meant r slash **** caves. That's what I was referring to this whole time. I just wanted to clarify, because...

Yeah, thank you. There was a lot of misunderstanding with that. A lot of people were asking. Really helpful. I'll say it again. r slash **** caves. You don't need to say that. I don't think r slash **** is even a thing.

Where does all of this come from? You know, like, why is this, like, at the forefront of your mind, is what I'm wondering. Third time this week, and I'm so fucked up. r slash f caves. Yes! Yes!

Spent another Friday with my wank bud in his group. Wank bud? I love them, man. Panda, you had a cool story about Club Penguin, huh? It's not very cool.

And honestly, I think it was probably fucked up. When I was younger, when I was like four years old, I would flirt with people on club penguin what the hell i feel like that's a fairly common experience i i'd send i'd send the heart eyes and be like hey bb but those are probably old creeps yeah now i think of it oh my god you were four years old i wasn't four but i was like young as fuck well where do you think you learned how to do that like where do you think you picked that i just has i just had i just had

natural riz at a young age had the corona coronavirus mika when i was that young jesus christ the words that come out of your fucking mouth. It's sour. Hey, come on, guys. Like, the words that come out are stale. Like, I don't know how it's possible. You say stale things. What does that mean? Bread that's been left out.

It's like hard. I'm the cream of the crop. I'm not stale. No, you're not the cream of the crop. You are kind of crusty. What other YouTubers bring up the cup chair and coronavirus? None. I'm peak.

You're mid. I am fresh. You're mid. You're mid. You're mid, man. You're mid. Just admit that you're mid. Admit it.

I can agree, yeah. Can you admit it? Admit it. Admit it. Guys can agree, yeah. Can you admit it? Admit it. Admit it. Guys, I'm angry now. Let it out. Yeah, it's okay to- Sit down on the cuck chair.

I mean, the therapy chair. Let it all out. Yeah, it's okay to be in touch with your emotions, man. No, emotions are for girls, and I'm a guy. You know, I have a long history with the cuck shed. That's true. What is that? You can step in there if you want.

Oh, it's just a shed I made in Minecraft one time. That's kind of a privilege, me going in the cuck shed? Yeah. Would you like to step in the cuck shed? I'm honored. What happens in there? It traps you and I fuck your wife.

When you go in there. Well, what if I don't have a wife? Do you just fuck me? Maybe. Maybe. You want to take it for a whirl,ika i mean not really i don't really even have a wife so so how about that puss in boots yeah that's what i was going to talk about i want to talk about the puss in boots movie which i saw recently i enjoyed it a lot it was a good movie oh hell

yeah i've been seeing those clips circulating on twitter it looks like a fucking anime what have you been seeing yeah it does like like sick ass like attack on titan fights or puss and boots like flying through the air like it's sakuga gone crazy i'm like watching an amv with naruto lincoln park yeah man there's some there's some good clips in there it gets all stylized when the fights happen. It's very cool. Is his name Puss or is it Puss in Boots? Is that like his full name? He's the Puss in Boots.

He's Puss in Boots. So his name is just... That means his name is just Puss, right? No, he's Puss in Boots. No, his full name is Puss in Boots. What about first name Puss? I guess Puss. Okay.

So like, if you were just like, you know, casual with him, like as a friend, you might just Hey, Puss. Yeah, I think it was really cool how he was like climbing the giant in like that one fight scene. I haven't seen it, but I want to see it because it looks really good. But yeah, he was like climbing a giant. Yeah, it was very cool. I liked how Puss did that.

There's also a love interest in the movie called Kitty. Oh, wow. Who's a kitty. Does Puss make that kitty purr? Yeah, and Kitty makes the kitty purr as well. Wow. I heard there was a really good villain who's like a wolf kind of guy who's like genuinely scary.

Oh, that's the cuck. No, that's the villain. Or no, Puss Watches the Wolf. Fuck Kitty. Yeah, there's like four different antagonists and they're all good. But yeah, there is a really, there's a creepy, scary guy. There definitely is. Uh-oh.

And like, honestly, that'll give a lot of kids nightmares. Like, it's pretty good. Really? Pretty good character. Yeah. Who's your favorite character in the movie? Puss. So you love Puss, right?

I love Puss. You know, isn't there a Shrek cameo? No way. No, Shrek's not in the movie. I thought they were gonna... I thought they teased, like, a new Shrek movie in Puss in Boots. Well, I don't... I can't spoil anything, but Shrek's not...

You don't see Shrek. Oh, okay. You don't see Shrek's puss? No, you see his bus, though. Oh, hell yeah. You see Shrek's puss no you see his bus though you see shrek's bus shrek shrek uh spreads i'm getting tickets do you guys like shrek i like shrek it's a good i like it's a good movie i haven't seen shrek in fucking a decade i don't know how people still care i've actually never seen shrek really ever really yeah i've made it a point of this i made it a point i'm never gonna see it so you just want to be like different well i just think it's

gross like i've seen like the first scene where he's like like literally the first scene he like shits himself and then he covers himself and how can you say that's just how can you say that shrek is gross with everything you talk about? Like, be real, dude. True. I didn't come up with the Vax bombs right now. I didn't come up with the Vax bombs. This is true. This is actually fire for Mika.

This is really fire, actually, that you said that because it's true. We don't have a right to judge Shrek. I don't know. I think he's below us. No. No, I don't. I think you're below Shrek. You think I'm below Shrek. I don't know. I think he's below us. No. No, I don't. I think you're below Shrek. You think I'm below Shrek? I think you're below Shrek.

Donkey. Donkey. I think Shrek's nasty. He needs to take a fucking shower. I think you're nasty. He bathes himself in his own fucking urine and shit. He doesn't do that. It's mud. He doesn't do that, it's mud He doesn't do that

People nowadays have mud baths It's not that different Whatever, dude, gross And he belches and burps and farts I burp and fart Lots of funny jokes Shrek is just this nasty Big ol' bitch

Don't call him that, man What I like about Shrek is that it spins the Disney formula on its head. Right? It does. Like, in every single way. Yeah, it's true. Also, he's like a very... We need cleaner movies.

You want to root for him, man. There's progression with him. He's not charismatic. He's an asshole? he's an asshole he's an asshole he's a lovable asshole he was an asshole but he changes he progresses as a character

I feel bad for Donkey he has to put up with that shit no Donkey saw the good in him I feel bad for Donkey I feel bad for him Mika he has to put up with that green monster all day long you don't understand Shrek. You don't get it.

I don't want to. You should. I can smell him from here. That's not true because he's literally not real. Get in the cup chair. No. You're really ticking me off, man. I think, honestly, Shrek should be mandatory viewing for everyone.

There's a lot of important lessons to learn from Shrek. Like what? There are. Like self-acceptance. Yeah, yep, yep, yeah. I don't think Shrek deserves to accept himself. What the hell? Why?

He needs to, you know, learn to socialize and interact with other people. He does. He does, dude. You need to watch the movie. Well, I've never seen it, so no, no. No. And you're also denying yourself, like, unironically, one of the greatest sequels ever made which is shrek 2 i have not seen shrek 2 is one of the best movies ever but it is undeniably an amazing sequel movie

and you're denying yourself shrek 2 when was the last time you watched shrek um i don't like a few years ago probably damn and Damn. And you remember? I remember. Yeah. And I watched Shrek 2 like a bunch of times as a kid. Did you ever watch Shrek The Halls? No, but I played the Shrek 2 movie video game for Game Boy Advance. Oh my god, I played the Shrek GameCube game. I remember it so fondly. Shrek Kart?

Those were good times. Do you think Eddie Murphy would return as Donkey? I hope so. I think he would. Oh my god, Shrek is voiced by Michael Myers? Yeah, man. What the fuck?

Dude's name is Mike Myers. Wait! Austin Powers voices Shrek? Yeah. Yeah. voices Shrek? Yeah. What the hell? Shrek was almost voiced by Chris Farley. Wow.

You guys just name these people. I don't know any of them. How do you guys know these people? Jon Hamm plays Brogan. Oh, Jon Hamm. Brogan. Chris Miller plays Geppetto. Oh, Don M. Brogan. Brogan. Chris Miller plays Geppetto. You guys like Jonah Hill?

I know him. Yeah, he's funny. So I'm just kind of looking through the notes here. And about an hour ago, Panda, you wrote down Tucker Carlson, Purple M&M. Would you like to speak on that? Oh, my. Sorry, that was the wrong image. Wrong thing. Dude, what the fuck?

I don't know what that was. I'm a... For reference, the panel just posted a... I don't know what that was. That was unrelated. With an extremely long member. It was quite long. So I'm pretty sure what Tucker Carlson said...

Sorry, continue. I just wanted you to DM me that image later. Oh, okay. Well, basically what Tucker Carlson said was, Eminem launches woke female-only special edition candy featuring lesbian green and brown chocolates, as well as new plus-sized purple sweet who represents body positivity. And I guess there's like a fat purple M&M now.

She's honestly like not any much different from the yellow M&M. Oh, dude, I'd eat the fuck out of the purple M&M. I can't imagine like refreshing M&M news and just getting angry at it there's a yellow eminem shut up this is the third time he's gotten extremely mad at eminems isn't it it's like the first time was like something about like wearing less high heels and then the other one like started wearing sneakers or something and now he's getting mad about the addition of another m&m like you can't you can't satisfy this guy like i could satisfy the purple m&m really oh the yellow m&m's the dumb one

it looks like this. What's up, Slut? Oh, are you watching it? No, no, no. Care to share with the class? I'm just thinking about the yellow M&M, man. What are you thinking about? It's just funny. I don't know.

M&Ms are people. Totally forgot he was a guy. What are your favorite M&Ms? Why don't I see the blue M&M more? I feel like the blue one would be... The blue one? Yeah. I know the red one

sounds like Fry from Futurama. I've never seen the blue one. What is he about? I don't know. He looks like a Chad, though. I feel like I've never seen him. He's kind of this cheeky little guy, you know? So the yellow M&M sits in the cock chair

and then the blue M&M fucks the brown M&M fucks the brown M&M. And the purple one records it. Okay. Honestly, I would smash the purple M&M. Baba Booey. Join us on the Patreon section.

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