Sleep Deprived Podcast - The Problem With Youtube. - Sleep Deprived Podcast #75

Episode Date: September 20, 2022

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Hey everybody, welcome back to episode 75 of the Sleep Deprived podcast. Out one day early on all audio platforms and supported by you guys on our Patreon. Patreon.com slash Sleep Deprived. Thank you guys for being here. How y'all doing? You know, I just woke up. Now I'm drinking some. Life is so hard. Life is so hard. What do you mean? I just said I woke up. I'm not complaining. I woke up. I'm not complaining.

I woke up. Content creation is harder than your nine to five. In fact, I like waking up. I love the joys of living. I had to wake up to record the podcast at noon. Oh, my God. I woke up at noon. I had to record the podcast at noon.

I had to wake up. All right. Well, how are we all doing, everybody? Today's been a very busy week. A lot of stuff has gone on. We got a lot of stuff to talk about. Yeah. It's been pretty wild.

You know, like with the whole Drake-Fantano situation. Drake? Yeah. Drake? Yeah. And then there was the whole demonetization thing. And then we'll have a couple questions about bigfoot and then and then the whole u.s president's battle royale yeah yeah yeah and

then maybe some viewer call-ins at the end of the episode on the patreon segment and then we were going to talk about best noises like i also have a really disturbing fucked up dream yeah there's so much to talk about i sure did hold on let's start there let's start there what happened okay i had this dream right where i was in school and i was friends with six nine you know takashi six nine and little pump they were combined into one person oh lord and basically he invited me to meek mill's house and meek mill had an insane house i had an insane recording studio it was massive and he And he was like, you can live here only if you rob Drake's

$50 million safe and you can pay that $50 million to live in Meek Mill's living room. Whoa. Holy shit. What did you do? I was still thinking because I thought, well, that's fucking stupid. I don't want to pay $50 million just to live in Meek Mill's house. Yeah.

That is stupid you could just buy a nice house and here's well here's the thing well that was the conditions of takashi low pump that was that was that was his conditions like the amalgamation yeah you're you're living in this you're living in this living room just by robbing that place yeah and i think the reason why no but here's the thing though here's the thing drake here's the thing though that i think my brain subconsciously made this up that that drake and meek mill this is the part and i think lil pump 69 is siding with meek mill trying to get back at drake because drake won the beef that's actually crazy i know right i thought about it i was like

what the fuck did my brain i couldn't i? I wasn't really following that. Could you explain that again? So Drake had beef with Meek Mill? Yeah, Drake had beef with Meek Mill, and basically it was decided unanimously among everyone that Drake won, which is insane. Oh, God. And I guess Meek Mill was still mad, so he got

6'9 Lil Pump to amalgamate. They wanted me to rob Drake and take his money so I could live in Meek Mill's room. And then pay you the $50 million. No, I had to give them all the money just so I could live in Meek Mill's living room. So they were using you to get money from Drake. Wait, it's the living room? You don't even get your own room?

Yeah, just the living room. It's just a couch to ride on. I already had my own room. It was like a tiny room where i slept in but that was what i'm trying to understand though is like so they were eating beef together but if like drake won the beef like he probably digested it already like how is yeah and i i wonder what kind of seasoning they put on it like was it a nice was it a nice dry rub? No, it was not food. It was... They had rap songs against each other.

And Drake won. Yeah, you said beef. No, they actually had chicken. Oh, man. I know nothing about rappers. I not gonna lie the only thing i follow is like the the real estate they purchase so like i've read a bunch of articles on the the estates the many estates of kanye west he has like this oh he's got way too many bro and they're all really really weird i don't know if you heard the last kanye album but there was a line in there that's like 50 million dollar home never went home to it yeah the dude actually i know yeah

dude actually bought a house in malibu that was like 50 million dollars and he has not gone wow yeah it was like a cement block too like very ugly not not really a nice pleasing looking house uh but apparently like he loved the architect so much he was like yeah i saw god when i when i saw these fellows he's looking at like a concrete slab he's like oh yeah there's god in there man that's yeah that's fucking good look up kanye west malibu house and tell me what you see. Audio listeners, you can do the same. It's Minecraft. It's Minecraft.

Oh, yeah. That's made with quartz. Have you seen his Wyoming ranch, though? I have seen the Wyoming ranch. The Wyoming ranch is pretty cool. The Wyoming ranch is fucking sick, dude. That was probably like $3 or something. It was way less expensive than this i guarantee you and they came with like a restaurant and a hotel and like all

this yeah sheep yes sheep yeah in the in the ranch he had he had sheep he had a bunch of animals i would rather live in wyoming than malibu to be honest with you i i thought honestly same i thought this malibu house would be like gigantic, you know, considering it's like 50 something million dollars, but it's like, it's like the size of a town home. Yeah. It's not,

it's not big at all. It's not big at all. That's, I mean, that's just Malibu for you. That's Los Angeles. That's, that's New York city. That's Austin.

Now everything's just getting kind of a little out of whack. Damn. Yeah. So what rapper has like the coolest house do you know i have no idea but the moral of the story is that none of us nor any of our listeners will own a house ever yeah probably not to be honest we'll be renting uh to our boomer land chads until we die yeah probably but if there's ever a time to make some bread, it's now. It's in the recession.

Yeah, housing market's going to crash, man. It's cooling off. It's cooling off. Going down like 20%. I'm keeping my eye on the Zillow. Do you guys just browse Zillow sometimes? I actually do. With no intention of ever buying things or improving your living situation one bit?

Yeah, just to kind of see what people are living in. Mostly because I literally can't. I just look at houses I can't buy. Yeah, exactly. This is awesome. That's a $15 million house that I'd love to live in. But if they made me do it, I guess I would. Well, it's also nice to just kind of daydream and be like,

how different would my life be if I lived in this house in the mountains? Yeah. Yeah. I would rather live in the mountains, though. I'm going to be honest with you. I'd rather live far away from everybody than packed like sardines in a tin can. I feel like my sweet spot would be like uh kind of like secluded in the mountains but also like like a 15 minute commute from like a major area because then that way if i was like kind of

like feeling isolated i could just easily see some folks you know you know i want to live underground yeah i was gonna i was gonna say the same thing that's true i live in hollow earth i would live in the like the middle i want to be a mole like all the or thing. I live in hollow earth. I would live in the middle. I want to be a mole. Where all the aliens live. You know where I actually really do want to live? I would love to live in Numenor. What?

The Numenuma guy? Is that where he's from? No, I'd like to live on the island of Numenor. It's like... No. Is this fucking Magic the Gathering or something? Oh my goodness. No, itumenor. It's like... That's... No. It's like... No. Is this fucking Magic the Gathering or something? No. Oh, my goodness.

No, it's not. It's not Magic the Gathering, but it is. Magic Lord of the Rings? Numenor of the Rings? It just seems like it would have, like... Is it Lord of the Rings? A nice view of the ocean. Is it Lord of the Rings, Mika?

It's got some pretty interesting architecture. The people there kind of suck ass, though. I mean, like, not all of them are bad, but, like, some of them kind of, like... Yeah, what kind of people live in Numenor? N numenor that really sounds like a hobbit place dude you kind of numenor what kind of people so just like bro there's got to be hobbits those are kind of people live there me go hobbits living people and nabba nabba door yeah but dabadoo dude i'm gonna be honest when it comes to um where i'd want to live permanently and like buying a house i really think because i'm i'm a bit of a shut-in like i would never want to live in a big city because i would never want to enjoy like the amenities of a city

i don't like i don't like uh yeah i enjoy driving through cities i've driven through downtown austin a bunch of times and it's very festive and cool and like a nice experience but fuck me if i was like in those crowds walking along all the all like the bars and restaurant i would fucking hate it i fucking hate it i just want to drive through it and and just observe it like a like a little zoo full of people i look down you wanna you wanna look at all the people and just kind of like you want to look down look down at all the i also just like cars a lot and so the whole notion of like a walkable deal for me where I don't need a car and I can Uber places if I really need to walk a while, it just doesn't really appeal to me. And so like I'm going to be in my house most of my time if I'm owning a house, if it's my forever home.

You're a home buyer. Yeah. I would want it to have a really fucking nice view. I think that's one of the requirements for me. I don't need a lot of square footage. I don't need it to be a huge fucking place. I would just rather

be able to look out the window wherever I am in the place or be on a balcony and just look out over something nice, whether that's a lake and just look out over something nice whether that's a lake and mountains or just like a city or yeah i was gonna say a city but then but then you were like you don't want to be in a city though yeah so like the hollywood hills for example i've been to a couple houses up there i'm sorry i want to apologize i've been to a couple

places up there um you know visiting friends and and hanging and the views from that place are phenomenal like i probably if i had to live any this is this is the most out of touch thing i'll ever say if i had to live anywhere in los angeles it would be in the hollywood hill i think i'd rather castrate myself than ever live in la that la ruins people i've seen la just completely ruin people but what about the hollywood hills what about that nice view but to like if you had to live there would you do it if i had to live in la is it really a nice view though like because yeah i went to the i've been to the griffith observatory a few times when i've been in la and like i look out and i'm like okay you know it's

like it's like to me it's like nothing to write home about it's like super smoggy there's no like interesting like landscapes or like architecture that i can see i guess at night it's kind of cool but it is it's very cool at night i i think i think in general it's it's the air of superiority you get when you look down upon an entire city that is still bustling and you're like damn i'm really better paycheck to paycheck yeah exactly i'm outside of the Matrix. Yeah, exactly. And think about it. Who are they to you? You're Morpheus, dude.

You are. You're Red Pilled? And you've got a Bugatti. You've got a Bugatti. You can drive throughout the hills and crash it as someone else comes flying down the bird streets in a Rolls Royce. And you're bald, too. Yeah.

You've got no space in the hills though i don't know i would much rather it'd be cheaper too to do anywhere else just like live on a lake or something i think that'd be the the ideal scenario i think underground is what is what do you mean underground brother actually you play too much minecraft dude you can you can just buy like an acre of land in the middle of nowhere like in michigan or something for, like, 10K. And just build a hole. Like, just dig a hole. Cover it with a slab of wood.

I mean, you're set. You just need, like, a mailbox. Dude, what if, like, a little rodent just comes in your house? Unexpected. Uninvited. I have a fucking bird in my wall. What? There's a bird in my wall.

Wait, what? It's been in my wall all summer. It's like a woodpecker or something that clicks away at the wood. And I go over to the wall and I hit it as hard as I can. No! It goes away for like an hour and then it just comes back. So now imagine that, but like rats everywhere. Astro, you're like killing one of them and then another one comes back in

his place killing it no you probably killed hundreds now you probably murdered a lot yeah i'm not like the hulk did i just hit the wall you probably murdered like thousands exactly i did not murder any bird and honestly i would hope i would but i didn't i hope i do i want to murder you'd want to murder a bird It might show up during the recording That's like really messed up dude Dude you'd murder a bird I didn't murder the bird I don't even murder spiders

I actually want them You are actually unhinged Listen Astro Everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird Bird is the word I've got a question for you guys um so we've been talking about birds kind of reminds me of like wildlife um astro

what if bigfoot ended up in your wall i would kill him then yeah i would kill him you would kill bigfoot what if he he was, like, intelligent and, like, was like, hello? What if he had, like, a deep voice or his leg? Well, here's my opinion on the socioeconomic state of the world right now. Like, he starts pleading to me. No, no. Yeah. Don't hold the trigger.

No. I'm not shooting with a gun. I'm choking him out. You're choking Bigfoot out? You would not be able to. That dude is a ginormous figure yeah he's big I'm scared I bet he's a pussy you think he's like cluttering his teeth yeah like he's running away like we only have like one photo of him and it's him like running

away like he's such a pussy, bro. He's a pussy. He's such a pussy. He's like, oh! You guys are... He like runs away. He's like, oh! He's still holding the camera. Oh! Jesus Christ! I'm sorry! How do you know... How do you know Bigfoot wasn't running backwards to get into the shot?

No, no, no. Think about it. What if he was like... You know how some people are like, oh, sorry about that. Go to Scooch right past you there. And they like do the little backwards walk thing. Like, oh, sorry about that. What if Bigch right past you there, and they do the little backwards walk thing, like, sorry about that. What if Bigfoot was like, oh, I see you have a camera there,

let me just get right into the shot, and then he's walking backwards into it, and that's why he's doing a really bad job, because there's just that one photo. Like, if he wants to be in a photo, he fucking sucks at that not he's not very

photogenic well no he was probably like you got a busy schedule i mean like he's not he's like looking at the camera he's like i think he has a nine to five i mean probably at like bigfoot central i don't know bigfoot central are there multiple i mean there's probably underground that's why we have to go underground well i mean, there's probably... They live underground. That's why we have to go underground. Well, I mean, like, there's probably a lot of Bigfoots, because, like, you gotta think, like, to produce one Bigfoot, you would need at least two Bigfoots, assuming they're, like, typical mammals.

What if he's the first one? What if he's Adam? So there's, like, a Bigfoot god? Yeah. Dude, what if only Bigfoot had god? And we were just like, dude, that could be it. Like, what if evolution, like, what if god made only certain animals and others were just like evolved? What if god was Bigfoot?

Holy shit. Goddamn. That'd be insane. Yeah, you'd feel pretty bad about making your comments now, wouldn't you, Astro and Panda? He's a piece of shit. I'd choke him out. Dude, Bigfoot has big ass feet. Yeah, you'd feel pretty bad about making your comments now, wouldn't you, Astro and Panda? He's a piece of shit. I'd choke him out. Dude, Bigfoot has big ass feet.

You know what they say about big feet? Yeah. His cock was in the photo, though. I'll say that. His cock was not in the photo. I looked. I looked. Oh, you looked.

He had no cock in the photo. It was like tastefully covered by his leg. Maybe he's a grower. Perhaps the photo was planned. Oh shit. Maybe. Maybe he's just some Bigfoot pussy. Dude, that means Bigfoot's got some big tits, right?

He kind of does have tits in the photo. Bigfoot and Bigtit. No, but I'm serious though. Look at the tits in the photo. Big foot and big tit. No, but I'm serious, though. Look at the tits. I'm posting it, man. Send me an image of that. Look.

Oh, wow. Holy shit. He actually has some. Wait, hold on. Those are some knockers. Those are huge. Fuck. Yeah.

Well, I think maybe you guys are perhaps, like, falling into the trap of this is just how Bigfoot species are. What if they all you know, they might just You think they

bend over and juggle them? Like That's the main thing. You think they play with them? You think they squeeze with them? Yeah. You think they, like, squeeze them at night? Boop, boop, boop. What? Wait, wait, wait. One more thing.

Can we come out, like, someone put this on screen right now, but Bigfoot has monster thighs. Bigfoot looks like he sits in his gamer chair all day. Why would you have big thighs if you sit in the game chair? Gravity, it's pushing down. Eating too many Krabby Patties.

Yarr, the Krabby Patty. So like, we're talking about this and then we wonder why we get demonetized. Oh, Jesus. Don't even bring that shit up, Mika. That pisses me off so much. You could get angry about it.

Do you want me to get fucking angry about it and animate it in real... Yeah. Explain what's going on for all the listeners out there and the audio listeners who heard this a day earlier? Yeah. You tell them. I'll tell you. I'll tell you what the fuck is going on. Yeah.

We are being censored by YouTube and Susan Wojcicki. We have opinions that they don't like as such they are censoring us uh basically for three months now or longer at this point it's been over three months every single episode of the podcast we upload gets demonetized immediately automatically gets demonetized and we're just left like oh well okay uh now what because when a video gets demonetized it will not get any views i mean you publish a demonetized video with that yellow monetization icon it gets cut in half or more like it just it's just dead in the water so sometimes it's like 10 and you and youtube doesn't tell you about that youtube doesn't say that the videos don't get any views when they turn yellow, but they don't.

They actually say, so they, I did research in this because it was pissing me off so much. So YouTube said that, no, there's a video of the guy who works on the algorithm basically saying, no, the video recommendation algorithms don't get any of the data about a video's advertisement status or like the ad status such horseshit so basically what they said is that there's no correlation but also the same qualities that make a video limited ads will restrict the search results and the guy was like well maybe some audiences might not want to watch an extremely profane video or something like that yeah half your audience doesn't want to watch it if there's more than one fuck in the in the first minute of the video which is bullshit so it's like they're adding fake nuance to it for no reason because they don't you know they're just trying to make it seem more complicated but generally if a video gets

demonetized it will get no views and so we have to wait there and request a real person look at it which takes days it took us like four days last time. Yeah. And the quickest way to get it fixed is to whine like a little bitch on Twitter. We have been doing a lot of complaining lately. This is why you'll see people tweet about, hey, at Team YouTube, what's going on here? Because that's the only way to get it fixed in a reasonable amount of time. Dude, we should just start tweeting at Team YouTube when we upload it to begin with.

Just like, hey, you know, this is going to get demonetized. You're going to demonetize this one. Just take a look. We could just schedule it, honestly. Just make a week of scheduled posts. It pisses me off because uh that's the quickest way and you have to make yourself look like a little bitch to to get it fixed and this has been three months now and every time a person looks at it the podcast has never remained demonetized it always gets manually reviewed days later

and it always turns green it always they always manually decide that we haven't broken a rule and the fact that that continues to happen for months and months and months and youtube isn't like oh maybe they're actually not breaking the rules so we should stop punishing them automatically every time it just baffles me why it doesn't happen and the thing is we're all on schedule too like we all do things on time like we should we should be doing great right now but it's just youtube deliberately fucking us yep and the ass we we have set a schedule because we have responsibilities to you guys as patrons and all that and we set the schedule and we have employees and we pay them and we need to make money to keep this shit going. And YouTube is the only thing in the way of us actually adhering to that schedule that we promised.

And it pisses us off because it's completely out of our control. And another thing that upsets me is like, we tweeted that last time and someone was like, he was probably baiting, but he was like, oh oh i guess you're not eating tonight you know shit like that and it's like dude i'm fine i was just talking about the the fucking hollywood hills and how i'd i'd i'd if i had to live anywhere in los angeles

but but i have a fucking bird in my house ashley's got a goddamn bird in his house in the walls. You think he wants to live there anymore? He wants to live in the Hollywood Hills too. Anywhere but here. And our editor is getting paid by this shit. Like this is his main gig. Like this channel supports more people than my main one does. So like this is more important to me to get the fucking problems fixed.

True. I got a couple holes in my house, too. And, you know, the thing about Moisture Editor is, like, he's so hungry right now, his ribcage looks like a xylophone. Like, you can get a stick and just start making music with it, because he's so hungry,

because he's going to get paid enough, because YouTube keeps fucking us. It's just, like, also kind of, like, it sucks that, like, his hard work is just like also kind of like it sucks that like his hard work is like kind of thrown in the gutter because like he works really hard to make sure everything is on schedule. And then YouTube is just like, nah. Anyways, just wanted to get real with you guys. Yeah, it is what it is.

We'll keep trying to make it get fixed. But it's crazy to me that we have no contact with YouTube. We have to whine about it. It's crazy. You have to go to Twitter. Yeah, and then as a result, our podcasts are late. We fuck up our schedule. The videos get less views.

It's unfortunate. If you see the pods go up a little late on YouTube, that's why. Yeah, and at the end of the day content creation is harder than you're not exactly really hard for us yeah at the end of the day it's really hard waking up at 12 um and like dude i just said i woke up you guys are acting like i i don't want to wake up okay real talk like we are super, privileged and grateful for this position. Like, don't get the wrong idea. We're okay, and, like, it's not like trying to, like, cry about it and be like,

woo, boo-hoo, like, woe is us. Except a panda. Except a panda. Yeah, I mean, you guys don't know how much effort this takes out of my day. Yeah, we just wanted to, like, level with you guys and explain why things have been so late. And, yeah. Yeah. It's legit out of our control. It's YouTube's fault. Yeah, we just wanted to level with you guys and explain why things have been so late. And, yeah. Yeah.

It's legit out of our control. It's YouTube's fault. Yeah. And Panda has been complaining about it nonstop. We had to push back the recording for five hours because we couldn't wake up. I was like the Incredible Hulk when I found out about this YouTube BS. I was like,

Panda Smash! Pooh Smash! Pooh Smash? Ew. Are you a waffle stomper? Am I? We should move on to the next segment. Mika, have you guys ever eaten a blue waffle? Mika, do you know what waffle stomping is?

Yes, we should not. What's waffle stomping? Mika, I'd stomp your waffle. So, Drake and Fantano, huh? Did you guys see that? So like you were pissed in the shower, Mika? That's what I was going to ask. I've done that once and I can't do it again.

You guys, when he DM'd him and was like, your existence is a light one. You were jerking off on the bed and then some of the cum gets on your face and you just lick it off a little bit. Yeah, like that episode of Spongebob and then some of the cum gets on your face and you just lick it off a little bit. What? On that one emoji. Like that episode of Spongebob where the tongue goes all around his face

like a little helicopter rotor. And then it tastes delicious because you drank a lot of pineapple juice beforehand. So we DM'd him three messages and was like, oh yeah, your existence is a light one. Mika, can you stop interrupting, please? Mika, we're talking about cum right now, man.

Oh yeah, sorry. That was so rude of me. I'm sorry. Anyway, if you enjoyed this episode, we're going to continue right after these comments that we have to read on the Patreon section. We got more of them? Yeah, so these are the last of a deprecated roll on our Patreon.

Bunch of people who paid for comments. We did upgrade the Patreon, so now everyone can talk on our Discord. A whole bunch of stuff. You guys should check out the link. Just try it. It's embarrassing, almost. Discord server bunch of stuff. You guys should check out the link. Just try it. It's embarrassing almost. Discord server.

Pretty good. Pretty poppin'. Viewer call-ins. Damn. Yeah, we got viewer call-ins on the Patreon episode. And let's just get through these messages. Yeah, let's freaking do it. Cicada Bugfangs says, oh, whoa.

Jesus. It's awesome. Thank whoa. Jesus. That's awesome. Thank you. Memetown says, I want Schlatt to say consume the cum chalice and a panda to make gulping sounds after. Alright, ready?

Panda, consume the cum chalice. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Jesus Christ. panda consume the cum chalice oh boy wow bill clinton wants us to uh glad we got rid of this yeah i'm so i i'm reading these with a smile on my face because i know we'll never have to do it again bill clinton chimes in with uh i spent 25 a month to say fuck you you, poor people. Imagine not having money. I have 1,000 rental properties and NFTs, triple your family's net worth. Wait, landshed? Stay poor.

Landshed. Absolute landshed coming in. Thank you, Bill. Now, Zoo, the ultimate says, sing Carry On, My Wayward Son by Kansas. Carry on, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done. You've got to get schwifty. Lay your way out to rest.

Shit on your pants and your panties. It's schwifty time. It's your panties. Shalette, stop pinging me. I'm busy. Oh no this is avarician no no we're not we're skipping that we're skipping that we're scared we didn't skip the ones that mika said in all fairness oh my god he wants me to say stop p me, I'm busy schlumming. Schlumming? I use my Patreon money to fund my McDonald's addiction.

I'm the only one who can properly pronounce a Verazian. The U.S. educational system has failed us all because of your mom. Great. Guys, this is the second to last time we'll ever have to do this. I'm so happy. You forgot the Jace Chatter one. This one's from Jace Chatter. Hey guys, Mika here. Violent chewing.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We made Slad say slumming. I said i said violent you have to make the sound effects you have to make the sound he doesn't specify yes he does these are sound effects i i don't know that for sure there's i want to be faithful to the rendition he doesn't say sound effects so you know well maybe Panda could do them. Okay. Hey, guys. Mika here.

I just want to say... Meow, meow. That's not her! That's not her! You fucker! That's it. What? You asked me to do something. I did it.

Fuck you all. Follow us through to the Patreon segment. Bye. Bye. And we're back. And we're back. Fuck you all Follow us through to the Patreon segment Bye And we're back We didn't even Baba Booey it Baba Booey Baba Booey