Sleep Deprived Podcast - The Scariest Character In Gaming - SDP #103

Episode Date: April 11, 2023

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hey what's up everybody welcome back to sleep deprived podcast episode 103 wow we've done way too many of these yeah we really have we haven't i you're right we should pump this thing for another like five years at least yeah or 10 or 20 30 i mean well that's too long I want to go out at 27. I've got a few years left and then I'm out. Well, the Patreon right now, it used to be at 12,000 and now it's at 11,500. So, we might be stopping soon. Well, that always happens at the first of the month. It'll be fine.

Just please subscribe. Please subscribe. Please subscribe. Please subscribe. We might be done soon. Hypnotic symbol on the screen. Please subscribe. You want to subscribe so bad. Oh, to subscribe you know you know we need we need

another pandemic because if everyone's at home they're gonna be watching us yeah but then they'll also be like like uh without money who i don't want another pandemic controversial take hottest take ever do you guys want to hear a really like nuclear take sure the pandemic was bad what dude yeah take that back oh my god you want to hear another one yeah it really uh crippled a lot of people's social skills for a very long time. No, not mine. No, it's because of that damn phone, Mika. It's because of that damn phone. It's because of the social media.

You're on Twitter too much. You want to hear another one? Yeah. No. Yeah. You don't want to hear another one? No, I do now, actually. You want to hear another nuclear date?

I kind of do. Okay, my good friend recommended me these pringles hot chips yeah you've been eating those you've been crunching on this since you joined the call they are really good so uh shout out to you you know who you are anyways i don't know what are we gonna talk about today what are we gonna talk about today miki you can't just do that you can't just like is it darth vader like who is it like i want to know is it baby is it yoda am i baby because is it baby vader it's baby vader it's baby vader it's baby vader i've been thinking we need to improve the podcast a lot you know now that we're in season two and i was thinking we could be more inclusive maybe to uh you know other people around the world

for example you know it's only in english so what if we cornered the japanese market oh i like that yeah so i actually had a prepared statement um so this is for the japanese listeners um Good evening, everyone. Welcome to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. This is A Panda. A Panda is bad, isn't he? Really bad. Last night, I talked to A Panda's wife. She's hot. So, we had a goon. Sorry, A Panda-san.では私たちは軍がしました Goon?

ごめん、パンダさん Thank you So That's Why did you keep saying Mika's name over and over and over again? No, I didn't mention Mika I heard a panda I mean, I can give you give you another word another sentence if you want. Yeah. Yeah, let's uh, let's go for it

A panda is always a bad person No, that definitely you definitely said a panda right mika. I think you have a big chunk of earwax in your ear. He definitely said Mika. A panda no okusan. See, he just did it again. He literally says a panda. No, Mika. No, he is literally saying a panda right now. You're the only one of ears in the school.

He's literally saying a panda. Like, I don't know. Like, I guess I'm rubber and you're glue japanese is a very hard language to learn so you know you might have to just study it a little more can you say a panda in japanese sure mika-san see i told you i told you and you didn't believe me yeah sorry japanese is weird man uh how do you say astrosist?

Goon. Okay. How do you say a panda? It's just like a trick question. You're trying to get in my brain? No. I think he's try to fuck with you You're trying to fuck with me answer the question man

Panda no, ok, son. Wah Boku got go to my stuff that whole thing cannot be a panda. That's just not possible Yeah, because you said Mika suckers. Yeah. Yeah, so now we just now that we've established that you're lying I'm not lying. Why don't now that we've established that you're lying... I'm not lying! Yeah, we have established that you're lying. Why don't you just admit that you were saying a panda? You're right. I was actually talking about Schlatt.

Oh. Okay, word. I actually have a question for you. Sure. Okay, what do people drink? Sake. What? Oh, sake.

Okay. What? Okay. In English, please. What do what do people drink? In gay pee. Dude, I there's no way I literally just said English okay what a panda yeah what comes out of a cow's udders oh you knew oh shit I know this one so have you watched that one

episode of futurama where in the factory and like they got all that purple slurm oh my god slurm yep what is that you laugh but slurm is a cultural icon what what is slurm for the... That sounds like some Rick and Morty shit. Yeah, it does. No, no, no, no. Futurama was way ahead of Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty just thinks it's Futurama, but it's not. It's an annoying version of Futurama, but it's worse in every way. You're just a gatekeeper, dude. Okay, Asher, do you like Rick and Morty?

No, I really don't. I can't even lie. That's kind of what it sounds like, to be honest. You think I like Rick and Morty? That's what it sounds like. I watched a few of the episodes. I got to that one with the Meeseeks, and I was like, this shit corny as hell. Then I...

Then I deleted all of the episodes that I had torrented i mean bought legally and never watched it again you would watch rick and morty i could see that um i mean when it first came out like when i was in high school i watched like a couple seasons but i couldn't keep going after a while i think what really killed it for me was the whole like szechuan sauce thing oh yeah that was pretty bad the guy on the counter jumping up going rolling on the floor like a beetle yeah that guy uh he kind of like killed it for me at that point i was like okay i think i'm just i just never want to be associated with like this sort of

thing again in my life the right crowd that guy definitely thought he was going to get all the upvotes and he thought he was going to be the meme of the year he really did but if you had to like synthesize or or like synthetically artificially create a meme of the year where you were the meme what would you do to get all the upvotes i think you'd have to get on stream live and like spread your ass open okay i mean like no no no yeah that would work yeah i think you'd be you'd be the talk of the town for a while so like mika imagine you get on a big twitch streamer stream and you just spread it open like people would talk about it there's no way they could avoid that yeah but okay so i i mean it's a good well uh so okay a couple things about your idea one okay i feel like there's already so many people doing that on other streams. You know? What?

I guess. But not on Twitch. I've never seen someone stretch open their asshole on a stream. Right. Okay. Fair enough. Not on Twitch. But okay.

Like, okay. Imagine, you know, I'm streaming to 100 people on Twitch. By the way, go watch my Twitch stream. I stream Monday through Friday. And I get up on there and I turn on my camera. And I'm like, hey, guys. and I just spread open my ass and then I end the stream and I get banned. I mean, it would get posted to Twitter,

go on livestream fails. Don't you think it'd be a pretty big meme? I think a lot of people would be too embarrassed to talk about it because they would be so far. That's not true man i love that shit yeah i mean they would love it it kind of depends like who you're talking about

i think there are some people who would love it for sure eat it up i would be on new york times in a week uh i'd be in that line right above trump arrested for real this time oh yeah what did he get arrested for yeah he stole uh gum from the candy shop oh yeah he he ripped gum off the bottom of a table and started chewing it oh he's so gross yeah you can go to jail for life for that one have you guys ever like been at a restaurant or some shit and you touch under the desk or table or whatever dude i hate that you feel gum i hate that who does that who leaves their gum under a restaurant table it was a really common thing in elementary school that all the uh the tables the desks underneath them were filled with gum like every single one yeah we had that too at my school and a lot of them had like carvings on the inside. Yeah.

Ew. And the gum? No, no, no. Like on the wood. Like people would carve into the wood. Yeah. Yeah. Or people would like write messages in there and stuff.

This is gross, but there was this serial nose picker in my fifth grade class. Oh. And he was like walking by my desk to go to the back of the room and i watched him i was you know for some reason i was kind of looking at him at the corner of my eye he put his finger into his nose picked one out and just wiped it on my desk as he was walking past i was never more disgusted and angry you checked and you let that happen can i tell you a story about also involving a serial nose picker in my class yeah this was one of the most frustrated this was one of the time i don't even i'm getting frustrated you're getting frustrated right now yeah yeah this is one of the worst things that has ever happened to me but uh in grade one, there was this serial nose picker and he just picked out like a huge thing

and smeared it all over a desk. And the teacher saw it and was like, who did that? And then because I was sitting on the desk that he smeared it on, the teacher was like, Hey, did you do this? Who did this and then the kid who picked

his nose rose his hand and said that i did it wow that's the worst when you get blamed for something you didn't do in school that's the worst it was bullshit in school what man you get into a like if somebody like pushes you over first and then you like push them back even if you don't push them back it was always like law of the land that both of you would get in trouble like if you did nothing wrong like just some kid fucked with you like you were also in trouble i always thought that was dumb as hell you know what's dumb like when people people that think that who started at first thing is stupid it's not stupid if someone punches me yeah how come how come oh you gotta punch back back you gotta right like and they deserve it yeah but no but the teachers will be like they'll always be

like what what's that shit i just said i don't even fuck remember because it pisses me off that much it doesn't matter who started it it's a neoliberal it's a neoliberal passivism man that's what it is they're like oh both oh, both sides, you know? Bullshit, man. Yeah, bullshit. Like, the person who started it needs to get fucked over. They need to die. They need to die? Yeah, if I get punched, they need to die. I think that's fair.

Honestly, I'm a bit too much of a doormat to, like, fight back if someone punches me. Really? Don't call yourself that. Hey, man. Thanks. No, dude. if someone punches me but don't call yourself that hey man thanks no dude no but for real i i think like punishing someone who gets punched is it just feels super backwards and it's like why is anyone ever gonna like talk to an authority if the authority is just gonna punish them for getting hurt yeah taught me not to trust any any anyone in my in a fucking power position that's

for sure yeah you know what else. You know what else is really lame from school? Like, young school? What? To be honest, I was saying that while thinking something would come to me and nothing came to me. So true, Mika.

Mika, I feel like you have cobwebs in your brain. Yeah, we need to get a little duster in there i do actually how did you how could you tell i'm gonna polish you up i'm gonna get here shrink me down and i'll get in there get in wait wasn't that wasn't that like a spongebob episode where he goes into someone's brain to like clean it out oh shit with me that episode was weird am i hallucinating was that a real one you're thinking of the plankton one right maybe where plankton kind of turns into like a yellow spongebob wait what wait what yeah turns into yellow spon well spongebob's already yellow so why did you add that as a adjective i don't know because i'd send a picture of him, but he looks really cursed.

Like this is the Spongebob version of Plankton. Do you remember the episode where Patrick invites SpongeBob over to his house and SpongeBob's getting ready. He goes over, he opens the rock, and then they goon together for 24 minutes? That's my favorite. I really don't remember

that one. You don't remember that one? I don't think that one happened. It's a perfect goon cave. He literally lives under a rock. It gets super dark down there. He sets up the LCDs, opens up sandy.net, and goes to town. Oh, oh, oh. You know what the crazy thing is?

I'd rather be a squirrel in that scenario. You know what the crazy thing is? Have you heard of land yachts or like what are they called like land ships land ships they're like these like eco houses where you build like into the land instead of building on top of it oh and then you craft yeah i guess a bit like minecraft but they were like super popular in the 70s and now they're making kind of a comeback because they're like... I think I've seen some architecture

like that in Minecraft. Yeah, like does Patrick not just live in a land ship or whatever it's called and does that not just make him... He's underwater, man. Yeah, but wouldn't he be like in an underwater land ship? That doesn't make any sense you can't

be on land if you're underwater my my argument right is that typically the type of people you find living in land ships are like super sophisticated people with like very high like uh socioeconomic status does that not make patrick like a sophisticated person with high ses what if he's just like pretending to be Patrick this whole time so that he like gets out of having to like think seriously that'd be really cool yeah but I think he's just dumb as fuck no but that would be cool though like he just like he's like I've been I've been toying with you this whole time Spongebob just so you can do my dirty work.

You're nothing but a worm to me underneath my boots. A worm. Do you remember the worm episode? Oh, I love that one. The big worm. Scary. And big. I do remember that one.

Sandy liked that worm. I think Sandy and that worm did a duet on sandy.net man I would have done a duet with Sandy okay she was my first moving on Mika I would have gone on her sandy cheeks

you know what I wish could happen I wish we could all be talking and then there was a cane that came on screen and then dragged a pan off you know they do that and like a hand he just like grabs one of us and pulls it up yeah like master hand super smash bros you should you should spend like two hours editing that like chroma keying clipping dude we're giving you more work i really should huh yep mika can you hey can you put a explosion on the screen i mean like do you really want me to i mean if you don't like it's you know it's like the whole icon or like the whole screen my icon wait no no don't do that

one can i put asho in the bottom left. Hey, what the fuck? Okay, that's actually funny. Can I just like put an explosion sound effect? Ugh. I guess. Can I not do what a panda just asked me to do?

I want Moist back. Yeah, Moist would have done it, man. One time during some of the e-roll footage for recording, I just said, Moist, do 10 jumping jack man. One time during some b-roll footage for recording, I just said, Moist, do 10 jumping jacks. You know what he did? He messaged me the other day and was like, I did it. That's amazing. You put secret messages

into the audio? Yeah, I'd be talking to Moist in the recordings. That's so funny. You could be Moist, Mika. I mean, you can't be the Mo moist, but you could be moistened. You know what I mean? Like, we could get you into a moist state. I mean, I guess, but I just, I'm sorry that, you know,

Moist is no longer editing the podcast. No, we love your editing, Mika. Mika, we love you. No, it's okay. You know, I'm going to lather you. I'm going to lather you in water. Just make the screen black and just put the text, I'm sorry, for the whole thing. From here on out?

Yeah. Okay. I will. See, but the thing is, I'm kind of curious. Who actually watches the video of the podcast? I mean, uh, thousands of them. Yeah.

But true. I imagine people just like click onto it on YouTube and then just tab out and like go do most of them probably do that. Like I'm willing to bet it's 99%. I don't think there's a single person who's like at this moment watching the video and like watching our little uh thingy majiggies sound waves just move bob up and down and like watching the same loop on space dude here if you're right now pause whatever you're doing and look at the screen

mika's gonna put something up and you have to look at that oh my god wow look at that. Oh, my God. Wow. Look at that. Mika, great choice. Mika, this is huge. That is something. You scored on this one, man. Big time, buddy. Very big. Thanks. Wow.

For our audio listeners, I guess you'll... I haven't decided what I'm going to put on screen yet, but maybe you'll see. But it's huge. You have to check the YouTube version. I haven't decided what I'm going to put on screen yet, but maybe you'll see. But it's huge. You're going to have to check the YouTube version. You could play a boing sound effect for the audio listeners. Why would I do that? Well, just because it relates to the image that's on the screen that we haven't decided yet.

I don't know what the image will be, so I don't know if that's going to be it. I know you really well. It's definitely going to relate to the boing sound effect. What could that mean? Mane? What could that mean? Oh, I thought you said look at that mane.

Did you put a picture of a lion on the screen? I have this genius idea. Like, you refer to your pubic hair as the mane. Holy shit. I mean, I think people need to style their pubic hair as the main holy shit right i mean i think people need to style their pubic hair more you know like that's a part of the body yeah no you don't that's a part of the saying shit you do not actually think that that's a part of the body that is underutilized right like imagine like a mohawk or like two puffs of hair ponytail right well i'm not i'm not denying that would be cool

yeah what would you do uh i'd probably grow it out as long as i could and then tie it into a bowtie that would be sick i would get locks so it's it's like opening a curtain i would get locks. So it's like opening a curtain. I would get a perm. Yo, I'd fade my shit. No, I'd get waves in my pubes. Dude, I'd be the first guy. You think anyone's done that? They got wavy pubes? I got extensions.

Mika, how about this? We talk about something wholesome, right? Let's imagine you're running around a field flowers trees butterflies right does that sound good i mean so far so good clouds above the sun shining on your face you lay down on the grass right feel good right so far so good and then someone comes up to you and they say hey man i got a new haircut what do you respond with can i like close my eyes and turn away and like run in the opposite direction it's so rude i mean i don't really want to encounter it's just a haircut. Yeah, but I mean, like, I don't really want to

be around someone in an empty field with no one else around for miles, you know? Okay, well, let's say it's in a public area. There are multiple people around. It's in front of, like... It's in front of thousands. Okay. I don't know if I would go to a park that has

thousands of people in it. Well, in this hypothetical you did all right there was something that you really wanted what oh okay sure yeah so he's like hey i got a new haircut all right is that what you say you're like all right no that's not what i say i'm just like responding to you saying that do you want me to think of something i say yeah what'd you say to this guy who got a haircut in this field in front of thousands yeah like cool i think i would just call the police at that yeah that's fair that's not fair

it's a fair point i think I would literally call the police considering you just committed a crime in front of thousands. Let's think of, Panda, think of a better hypothetical, one that's actually wholesome. Okay, this isn't hypothetical. I just want to bring this up somewhere. Okay. You guys look in the comments of our videos and sometimes see these

weird, colorful emojis. Colorful emojis colorful emojis yeah like they're like expressions but like they're specific to youtube they're really colorful they look weird looking have you seen these mika no i i don't know what you're talking about panda are you sure this isn't one of your fucking computer viruses no it's not one of my computer viruses like i feel like youtube has like their own set of emojis now, and they're really bright colors. What if the computer is trying to talk to you?

You know? Like, what if the computer is trying to send you messages, and it can't use English? So it has to find another way. I'll say, okay, computer. Oh, good one. gooner yeah what uh uh listen i'm sorry i am so tired today mika that's not an excuse the patreons are gonna hear this man and they're gonna be like mika didn't give us all we're giving him a million dollars let's

give it all let's let's. Let's set up like a really crazy... Let's go fucking crazy. Let's go crazy mode. Alright, Mika, give us like your craziest noise right now. Like boom. Like give it. Go. Boom. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. yeah what was a panda wait mika stop mika mika mika what a panda made some sort of what was that you just did there what it was like a goblin noise i really think in your head you think i am a goblin maybe when i think about you i imagine you as like a foot tall and you like you ever see the video you ever see the video of tiny Shrek you ever see tiny Shrek and he's running around the dog course you ever seen that one I think I'm gonna break up like those alien videos where like there's this tiny little

yeah you're like that you're like a foot tall little alien goblin and you run around like really fast and you're like and you're like crawling at people's like assholes I'm like those purple things from Smiling Friends. Or you hide in their chairs. You cut a slit into the bottom of the chair

and you go inside and you close it back up. Dude. Panda, if you were a goblin, I would think of you as a RuneScape goblin. Do you think so? Do you think he's RuneScape-ian? No. I haven't played RuneScape.

That is hearsay we need to fix that panda do you think you would ever be willing to try runescape as a grown adult i can fix him but what's this new runescape there's like a new one no don't play that that's not that's not okay you can't do that no that's what I'm saying. This doesn't look okay. You have to play the one that looks like shit. Yeah. The one that looks like shit looks good. It's kind of part of the whole mystique of it, right? Is that half of the time you see something on the screen, you don't know what you're looking at.

Yeah. But you can kind of fill in the gaps with your imagination that's what made it so compelling is this like animal crossing but for like i don't know lonely versions hey is runescape like animal crossing i'm just looking is that what you're asking yeah honestly there are some animal crossing esque aspects to runescape like you can mine and you can cut down trees you can mine an animal crossing which game can you mine in new horizons really yeah new is that which one's new horizons isn't that the one on the switch yeah you can't mine in that one yeah you can you can did they add that later on

no it was released with the base version of the game you get you get the there's like rocks built into the ground and you can break oh just like in the grass i was thinking of like an actual mine no they're in shift oh yeah yeah no that shit's annoying what What? What is? Yeah, the fucking rocks, man. They just clutter up your lawn. You know what I hate? What? Like 90% of the Animal Crossing creatures look fucking awful. What are you talking? Dude, oh my God, you are so wrong.

I would just like piss them off so bad that they would leave so I'd try to get a better one. Yeah, yeah. But like, it's so hard. People get mad if you do that. Whatever. If you say you did that on Twitter, there like a good amount of people on there who get mad at you that like you don't respect each of these lines of code each of these ones and zeros

you don't respect these they're more than ones and zeros panda they're very kind loving villagers who just want to be your friend there's actually like just like six personality types and then they all fall into that and then it's just like they have right like 50 sentences for each of them i think i think there's more than it's more than that like they've made it expanded like they're either like uh oh you're mining you're

i'm mad but i'm pissed or they're like oh you're mining that's'm mad, but I'm pissed. Or they're like, oh, you're mining? That's cool. They got the sassy one. They got the asshole one. They got the silly one. Yeah, I like the robots, though. You know the robot bird? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. That one's good. Or like the, what's the rabbit one?

The big rabbit. Big the rabbit? Probably. Wait, hold on. What the fuck? We're at 30 minutes? No, no, no. We got to figure this out.

No, we'll figure it out on the Patreon section. Okay, can I share my favorite villagers? Yes. Okay. Well, Lucky, hands down, is my favorite villager. That makes sense. I really like Stitches. Stitches? Yes. I like Stitches. villager that makes sense um i really like stitches stitches yes i like stitches okay i really like coco these are just these are cop-out answers i think what do you mean no

they're not you're picking all the ones that are like really special like you know like the okay and the most respectable is like picking one that nobody likes you know yeah you got to pick an ugly one yeah you got to pick that mouse with the unibrow you know that one i know dude i had that one on my island did you try to get rid of him he wouldn't leave yeah well i do i do have a soft spot for axel. I think that's his name. The elephant. Axel the elephant. Let's look it up. Yeah.

Okay, that's a good one. That's respectable. That's good, though. That's just a blue elephant. I like their shirt. He's chill. I like him. He's a jock, too, so he's like, you know. You know what my favorite one is?

What, man? Search up jitters jitters he looks like he's been on crystal meth for years i like jitters he looks like he's on meth bro looks like he just shot up yeah that's actually no joke my favorite one dude i like sirs jitters is good months dude and they and they call him jitters yeah like they know they know what they're doing he's's on something. He's definitely on something. According to the lore,

he takes athleticism to the next level and he's as intense off the field as he is on it. So he's probably taking enhancing sports drugs. Yeah, like steroids and shit. He might be taking steroids. I just kind of thought of him as being on coffee all the time. Yeah, just not sleeping maybe not knowing when to stop yeah no but maybe

he's like that cursed cartoon character and like one in every one million cartridges that's like evil like he's on drugs every animal crossing's new horizon cartridge is personalized to you wouldn't that be cool like are there games like that that are actually personalized for every person that gets it i don't know but we have something personal for the viewers if they go over to patreon.com sleep deprived they can see an extended episode and get much much more bob tell them what they can get uh minecraft uh huge discord server that's really cool we got a cool community head on over to the patreon where you get extended episodes call-ins you get to call into the show we'll take your questions and ask you questions uh you get occasionally uncensored

i'm just looking at this one image of jitters and he's just staring extra content extra special content anyways thanks everyone baba booey baba booey bro baba bro baba bro i'm posting this in and Baba Booey. Baba Booey. Baba Bro. Baba Bro. Baba Bro. Baba Bro. I'm posting this in the attendance chat. Wait, say Baba Bro. Baba Bro. Dude.