Sleep Deprived Podcast - THE WORST TIER LIST EVER - SDP #128

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

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hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 128 128 we have a special one for you today because we're going back to 2019 youtube we're doing tier lists that's right tier list a big ass tier list and in this one we're ranking actually what is this things that happen in life life experiences this is a life experiences tier list where we're gonna be talking about uh life experiences i guess and and audio listeners you're gonna have to you know we love you we love we actually we kind of don't tell anyone we kind of love you more than the video listeners but but uh you know you're gonna have to kind of visualize in your than the video listeners but but uh you know you're

gonna have to kind of visualize in your head the tier list so i hope you're very you know you have a good imagination but if you're watching the video we have it on the screen with the power of audio listeners here what we here's what we can do for you guys we care about you guys uh we will recap the tier list at the end just for you and also head on over to our twitter at sleep deprived i think what is it what's our twitter that sounds right yeah yeah it's at sleep deprived i can't believe we got that at oh my god yeah it's at donald j trump no no we actually got at sleep deprived i don't know how we did that. Actually, I must have pulled some strings on that one.

But anyways, head on over there. By the time this episode comes out, we will post the completed tier list over there so you can take a look. So how many tiers are we working with? We've got S, A, B, C, D, F. And then F and F. And we have about, let's see, it looks like we have 33 items to rank. Yeah.

And I mean, I don't want to look too far ahead, but there are some pretty silly ones on here. Should we start, boys? Let's start. We should start, yeah. Okay, the first one is bathing. Now, you might think a youtuber would put this in f because none of us none of us bathe no no i love bathing i hate bathing now now i'm gonna be

interesting i'm gonna be interesting here i i want to separate this from the shower because i like i love to shower i'm not really much of a bath person. I will fight for bathing. We don't have like a, we lost our stopper for the bathtub, so I can't do it anymore. But I'm really sad about it. It is really sad. And I just like haven't gone to the store to get a new one.

But I really like bathing. When I have the opportunity, I will bathe. I used to bathe like once every two days and it was the most relaxed i've ever been i just there's this thing about bathing that i hate i'm gonna describe it really quick when when you take a hot bath you sit in there and it's very relieving for like three minutes and then you start to sweat and you're like why am i fucking taking i'm taking i'm trying to be clean but now i'm sweating while i'm trying to be clean you know what i mean that is just counterproductive but then you just like dip down into the bath and like wash the sweat away

that's just it's just then you then you dip down into your own germs again i guess yeah yeah you're also just swimming in your own soup well you don't have to swim in your own soup. Like, you can shower, do a quick rinse first before you bathe, and then you're, like, bathing clean. That's so much effort. Why not just shower? I guess that's fair. The one thing I don't like about bathing is it is kind of a waste of water.

Like, I think... I mean, honestly, I actually kind of disagree, right? A shower might end up being more water, depending on how long you take a shower. Well, because like at least with a bath, you're using that amount of water the whole time. Whereas people that take long showers, I mean, they might honestly use more water. Oh, no. Okay. So a full bath can use up to 50 gallons of water.

A standard shower head flows at a rate of 2.5 gallons per minute. I guess it depends. Yeah, it depends on the shower. Yeah, and I think a rate of 2.5 gallons per minute i guess it depends like if you're yeah it depends on shower yeah and i think a lot of people do yeah if you're using like a 20 minute shower then you're you might as well be taking a bath so that's something to consider okay well for me bathing is like a d okay like like it's not the worst thing ever but it's just something i don't really like to do what do you agree guys think? Can we agree to put it in C? I'll put it in C.

Okay, I can. Is a hot tub bathing? Yeah, I think that's... That's fucking nasty. Okay. All right, so bathing in C tier. I mean, would you guys bathe in a hot tub? Like, get really dirty and then go into a public hot tub and then just ruin it no

a private one you got you got soap no i probably would not do that i would try that all right let's put that in let's see that's a way to ruin your hot tub yeah all right um this next one is uh very interesting break dancing i mean does that have to be stuff we do or can it be stuff we like to see? I'm not really sure. Yeah, I was kind of thinking stuff we do. I can't breakdance. I had a phase where I tried to get into breakdancing.

Same. When I was like, you know, 12. Same. And I could do like one move. You do the worm? Kind of. I could do like one move. You could do the worm? Kind of. I could do the one where you like catch yourself on just like two hands, like on the ground.

So you're like holding up your whole body with just like two hands flat on the ground. Oh, the table? I could do that. Yeah, I could do that. But I couldn't do like the one where you're like spinning around. I mean, it's fun to like watch breakdancing videos, try to get good at it. I don't know if I'd put this that high though because i'm not really you know i'm not walking down the street breakdancing i'm not at the gym breakdown i'm not at the grocery store

breakdancing i never breakdance yeah i think it's funny cool but go ahead i put this i put this above bathing you'd rather breakdance than bathe? Well, it depends. It depends on the bathing. Like, I don't know. I don't want to sit in my own shit. Are you shitting in the bath? No, you just have so much... Like, imagine you spend a day in the coal mines. You come back home.

The bath just looks all black. The YouTube coal mines. What we do is akin to coal mining you know it's really tough 100% and people like to act like it isn't but it absolutely is you try sitting there we have to care about analytics

you guys don't know real struggle dude imagine looking at that fucking bar in the YouTube analytics you would want to die listener I'd rather be in a coal mine any day I'd rather be doing that oil fucking bar in the youtube analytics you would you would want to die listener yep well okay i'd rather be in a coal mine any day i'd rather be doing that oil fucking thing okay um to me break dancing is a c uh take it or leave it okay let's put in c mika c i we could do c above bathing i

guess okay yeah um this next one is climbing and this one feels like it's gonna be kind of weird because i feel like it's kind of biased because i do climb multiple days a week at the gym at the climbing gym and i do enjoy it but i could see you guys probably not partaking in climbing what what if we all have an s oh like we have like like we can lock one in at s yeah so it would just ignore everyone else's opinion yeah okay i probably wouldn't use mine for for climbing to be honest because i don't really think climbing is an s for me i would say like it's like a like a like an a or a b i could i could put climbing at an a because i think exercise does make you feel pretty euphoric when you start getting those like uh

uh those neurotransmitters going what those like uh uh those neurotransmitters going what are they what those yeah neurotransmitters what are what is the other thing it's like the dopamine and endorphins are the ones you exercise yeah endorphins thanks i think those endorphins make you feel good also the accomplishment when you like solve a problem in climbing feels panda what about you maybe just think about climbing like um climbing to the top you know oh like a mindset like the grind yeah like the grind set right yeah i give that an a okay we're climbing yeah all right cooking youtubers you think youtubers we got doordash for that man yeah we should get a sponsor right now that sucks dude i used to cook all the time during the pandemic i was learning one recipe per week

and it was like it was fun and eating the food was fun you cannot cook as a youtuber bro that's the thing i've totally stopped i've've stopped cooking. There you go. So maybe. Like, honestly, honestly, yeah. Like, I think there is the only thing that's good about cooking is when you're done. There's like a sense of accomplishment and you eat like a great meal. But really, like, it's very sad to say, but this is definitely like the most YouTuber trait I have. I just do not cook as much anymore.

It sucks, actually. It actually is deeply embarrassing. You spend five hours making a meal. most youtuber trade i have i just do not cook as much anymore it sucks actually it actually is deeply embarrassing you you spend five hours making a meal you eat it in 10 minutes then you gotta do dishes they gotta do like what the fuck i'm putting that shit in fuck cooking i'm gonna fuck if i'm a youtuber for that fuck cooking i'm putting it in d i'm putting in i mean okay let me make a case for c because you can listen to podcasts while you're cooking and doing the dishing. You can listen to podcasts doing anything. Yeah. That's fair, actually.

But sometimes it's like, you know, it's fun to just like take your mind. What about D? I think D. I think we meet in the middle, you know. Okay, D. There's going to be so many comments being like, Wow, you guys are like a cook. That's going to be so many comments being like, Wow, you guys look like a cook. That's going to piss some people off.

Fuck you people. Have fun wasting your time making a meal that you're just going to finish in one second. Yeah, try McDonald's, idiot. Yeah. All right, this next one is crying. Dude, honestly, like, I don't want to lock it in for an S. I'm not going to use my S on it, but I think crying is an S. I don't really agree.

Depends on the cry. Yeah, like, I guess, like, I understand what you're saying because crying can be very cathartic. But I don't know. It's not something I do very much, I guess. Maybe I need to cry more. Yeah, man. I mean, there's nothing wrong with crying. And I agree, there's different types of tears.

But I think it's just been proven that the release of tears is like, it's very beneficial and healthy for you. It's like good to let it out. Yeah, I just honestly, I'd rather take a bath than cry like if you're asking me like would you right now do you want to cry or bathe i'd be like really would you like when when do you ever like like i know that you're saying like the release feels good but when would you be like oh yeah i don't want a game right now i want to cry no true i mean like i don't want to cry like if i can avoid

crying i would i like i don't want to willingly cry but as like a process that happens you know i it's like i think it's it's a very good process i honestly to me it would just be c like behind bathing i don't think i i don't think I could do C for crying. Look, I don't cry because I'm a man. I'm just getting sad. That's a good point. You're not even going to give it a rating? I don't cry.

Just undefined? Okay, so we have to combine our ranks to go in the middle, Mika. What did you give it? An S? Yeah, I mean, how would you feel about B then? Yeah, I think B is fine then. That's meeting in the middle. Becauseika. What did you give it? An S? Yeah, I mean, how would you feel about B, then? Yeah, I think B is fine, then. That's meeting in the middle. Because, I don't know, I feel like there definitely

shouldn't be any stigma against crying, that's for sure. Yeah. Next, we got dabbing. That might be an S, guys. To clarify for our audio listeners this is dabbing like when you put your head in your elbows and so okay can can we all just dab right now just to feel how it is again i'm dabbing right now okay i'm gonna dab no i just hit that shit so clean that's an

honestly when i did it i smiled i felt good it was kind of euphoric it gave me a sense of joy i would give it honestly i mean i'd have to put it above crying i think it's an a it's an a you would rather dab than cry i'd rather yeah i'm gonna do it again no no you're right actually i would rather dab than cry but i don't feel as good dabbing as i do crying really i honestly i feel the greatest sense of euphoria i've ever felt yeah you gotta do it a different way like you gotta do it like yeah do a fast dab with some oomph to it okay well like you're like mika imagine you're in an edit doing it i respect your your guys opinions do you want to put it below climbing yeah I think that's the perfect spot okay so dabbing in A tier below climbing

this is a fucking do we have fucking dabbing and crying above cooking we are fucking we are actually so terminally online alright this next one is dancing honestly I really

like to dance I don't like doing it in front of people very much but i will admit like one of my favorite things to do alone just to like release some energy listen to some music and just like dance in my room i think it's like it's very very cathartic so gotta be honest hitting the gritty yeah honestly this would be like an s for me one two three yeah let's put it in s they're really i'm gonna say i'm gonna say s tier for dance i'm a it's go to go to life activity if you hit the gritty if you've truly hit the gritty you know how good it is do the d-a-n-c-e one two three drinking that's a mess boom so so i'm assuming this means drinking alcohol yeah can we do that would be an f that would be an f let's say no no no that's an s

no maybe d really i straight up bro i said s bro drinking drinking drinking is the fun potion that's how fun okay so hold on so panda says s and mika and i say f so we have to meet somewhere in the middle the f weighs higher here so i think you would have to go low c or high d would be where that would meet all right low c oh god just above cooking it's i would rather i can't think of a world where i'm like like given two options like tonight do you want to cook a meal or drink and i'm like drink i think there are some contexts where if you're like if you're feeling okay and if you're feeling safe then drinking can like it can be enjoyable but those contexts are very rare, and I don't experience them very much.

Now, to be fair... In general, I don't like alcohol. Yeah, the only time I've ever drank is when I, like, want to die. But to be fair, Panda, you could use your S lock to lock in drinking. Oh, I'll wait on it. I might. Okay, so then we're going to probably have to put it I think we have to put it in high D. I think we have to.

I will. I feel bad because it is an S for Panda. I mean, this is a shared human experience tier list. We have two Fs that weighs higher than the one S. We can put it in low C. We'll put it in low c i would put it low c

how about that would you be okay with that pan above cooking above cooking fuck yeah okay i feel like we're driving this is an f honestly out of anything on this fucking list this is the lowest for me i'm gonna put driving at a d i hate uh driving in the city i think if there's like a nice beautiful scenic highway or you're alone on the road you can get into a flow state listen to some music yeah that's fair i i honestly do appreciate like design of like you know the the engineering behind it i do appreciate that but driving is just so annoying, frustrating, bad, and dangerous. It is very anxiety-inducing. You know, if you pair drinking with driving, that's also an S.

Yeah, we should have a different list where we pair the life activities together because that would be an S. Yeah, this is an F for me. What about you? So it's D for Mika, Panda. Where would you put driving? Let's put an F okay f we're putting in all right f for driving eating that's got to be an s that yeah that's an s let's put eating like eating i mean that's like there's so many good foods who would hate eating all right i think i would put eating no don't you fucking do this

centrist shit i think eating is c because some foods are bad some foods are good no it's an a you gotta diet you gotta only well hold on i i you didn't let me finish i'm gonna put eating in s because above dancing yeah i think people like i think eating is good like you should eat like people should eat controversial people should eat also like you can't say that the flavors are good man when you're when you're eating what you want it's just it hits i mean it is so yummy food i like how cooking is indeed that shows where our priorities are yeah um okay this next one is eggs benedict what the fuck about that f what are f wait hold on what are eggs benedict again some shit food like yeah

british food just you can just imagine like harry potter eating that shit oh okay uh we're gonna put it nf yeah honestly yeah falling uh falling terrifying experience yeah i can't really think of a time where i fell that i was happy about it yeah that's enough fuck falling i think one of my most traumatic memories is associated with falling yeah f f like imagine imagine you're top of, a phone tower or something, and you fall off it. That's awful. You ever seen those videos where people, like, climb up, like, those really tall, like, towers and shit, and they just, like, stand up there?

It's scary. So, we're putting falling in dead last? Yeah, dead last. And even worse than driving. Do we have Eggs Benedict above driving? We do, yes. Okay. The next one is farting.

A. There's nothing else you've ever said that describes your character more. Come on, guys. Farting. A. Just you saying farting. A. That just describes everything you need to know. That should be in your bio. I'm going to go with uh like a c i think farting is relieving it's relieving and natural

it's funny but i'd rather not i disagree with the funny part i don't think it's don't think oh wait okay so if you're on the subway and hear someone someone going, you wouldn't think that was funny? Come on! Oh, no, I'd be grossed out. I wouldn't want to laugh at them. I wouldn't want to make them feel, like, perceived. I wouldn't point and laugh. Okay, now you're making fun of them. You're not, like, laughing at the fart. You're laughing at them

for farting. Okay, I'm pointing at the fart. You can't see the fart. You're just pointing, like, tracking the't see the fart. You're just pointing like tracking the fart in the air. Do you just want to put this in B? Honestly, I would give it a C as well. We could put it in B,

I guess. Below crying? No, I like farting more than crying. Crying is the only thing on this list that I really heavily disagree with. I don't like that it's in B. We can can keep it there but we can adjust all of them at the end but guys i feel like you know if you if you have this negative view of crying you're less likely to do it that's fine i'd rather fart than cry is that so wrong to say i've never cried no

you you it's okay you can you can do what you like thank you I love to fart so both of you want to put it above crying yeah can we put farting above crying okay okay next one is feet stuff what does that mean you know feet stuff can we do F I do not like feet I give it a D

I don't even know what this is I don't like this this is stupid I don't even know what this is. I don't like this. This is stupid. I don't know what feet stuff is. Can we put it above Eggs Benedict? Yeah. I think feet stuff is referring to like being into feet.

Okay. Better than Eggs Benedict still. Really? Yeah. I don't... Fuck British food. Okay. Like literally anything is better than British. Well, Panda, what's your take on this?

I don't even know. Okay. So, F for feet stuff? F for feet. F for feet. F for feet. Karate. Karate's kind of cool.

It's cool. Solid B. Solid B, I think is cool. I'd rather breakdance than karate karate i would give this a c above bathing but below break dancing i would uh okay i could agree with that what about you panda what'd you guys say a c above bathing below break dancing is where i'm feeling it personally i'd give it a b but if you guys are saying so obviously well actually you both said b so maybe we put it in B. Crying is better than

karate. I would put it above crying and farting. I would put it in the top. Dude, it's... What? Just the sentences that were farting is better than karate, but...

Karate's cool. Have you ever seen Spinjitzu? Have you ever seen Naruto? knows farting is better than karate but yeah that's a class like an age-old thing have you ever seen farting better spinjitsu you ever seen naruto actually now that i'm thinking about naruto karate is a little bit cooler what is that panda what's what is that you don't know spin no no man i can't believe i know ninjago like lego ninjago okay we i think we gotta speed run a little bit i mean we can we can always do the rest in the patreon segment no okay if you want i mean would people get mad about that i don't know people might get mad about that we were comment well maybe maybe people will buy the patreon just for that okay uh flipping a a yeah i used, I used to. Fuck flipping, bro. What the fuck?

No, I'm actually going to really rail against this. Say your take, but I'm going to go after. I used to do flipping as an activity. It was kind of gymnastics adjacent, and it was just a lot of fun to flip around. There is something particularly annoying about flipping. There's something that i guess because you feel so lame that that like i feel so lame that i can't flip so when i see someone else flipping i'm like come on you know come on dude like really you're gonna flip right now well sometimes you're in public and a guy is just flipping and you're like really like here of all places you're flipping

it's just you're showing off he's just having fun he's just flipping some people though they take it too far you know they they flip they're like oh you can't flip watch me i could flip and then they flip like four times like yeah like okay i get it yeah you can flip awesome that's fair that's fair for me i would never flip i can't fair. For me, I would never flip. I can't flip. I won't flip. I'll never flip. I'm going to flip off. Mika, where would you put this?

I would put it in A. I think flipping is awesome. It's flipping awesome. D. I think D. I think we have to put it in C. Above drinking. Okay. Below drink.

You did put it pretty high, Mika. Alright, gaming. Solid A. Okay, I'm looking at the list. Based on where we've put everything, I'd rather climb than game. I think I'd also rather dab than game. I would rather climb than game but i think i'd also rather dab than game i would rather dab than game depend actually i i might actually rather fart than game but i would rather game

than cry so i for me gaming is a b below farting but above crying i agree i i agree why don't we put it at the top of b then? Because sometimes gaming is frustrating and difficult, but sometimes it's very... So you think above farting gaming? Yeah. I would rather play Animal Crossing. Controversial. I'd rather just fart.

Okay, next one. Hand stuff. A solid S for me. Oh, come on! What does that mean? What are you talking about? Hand stuff? Like holding hands.

You think that's an F? S. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. I thought you said F. I was like, holy shit, there's hand jobs and fingers. Oh, you're wrong. Okay, S.

Yeah. I'm sorry, I didn't even think about that. S. We all go S. We like hands. Yeah. Okay, are we putting it above dancing and eating no no okay below i'll put it above dancing no i won't i'll put it below wait wait actually you you'd rather so you're saying dancing's better than a hand job well okay hand stuff above dancing dancing okay uh horse riding f very equestrians btfo

um maybe above falling okay that's fair but yeah right there yeah uh knitting knitting knitting okay d i'm gonna say i'm gonna say c okay but it's not based on how much you respect it though it's based on like would you like would we do these things like are you really gonna be knitting that much wait that's what this has been the whole time i feel like that's kind of what we've been ranking it right like our life experience is what we like i mean if this was like respecting then i would put cooking in s oh i thought this was just like uh how cool the thing is i mean if you can rank it your own way i've just been ranking whatever yeah that's based knitting for me is d i i wouldn't really do it but i mean i'd rather do it than drive i guess i feel like because knitting you can get into a flow state you can get cool warm stuff what do you think panda f yeah i think we have to put it in d then okay below cooking i'd rather cook yeah yeah all right laughing pretty goaded yeah pretty goaded

i'd give it like an a so yeah we can put it we could put it in s i would do an s yeah mario kart i would put it above eating i actually would rather laugh than eat since i had an a i think we have to put it towards the lower of s for mario kart just to balance it no for laughing oh okay um mario kart oh you know we haven't used it okay we could do that at the end okay yeah yeah like are we putting laughing above dancing i wouldn't personally i would okay uh mario kart um a yeah just because of where we have gaming there's a lot of games i'd rather play than mario part mario kart mario why does mario kart get its own thing mario fart but i think it's about the shared experience of like playing with other people Why does Mario Kart get its own thing? Mario fart. But I think it's about the shared experience of playing with other people.

I put it in the front. Yeah, I put it behind gaming. I would also put it behind gaming. I feel like that does just make sense logically. Yeah, you're right. All right, behind gaming. Mario Kart would be in B. Parkour.

Parkour? Parkour is fun. I'd put it above karate. We have karate in B. Honestly, I'd give parkour an A. Maybe. Nah, that's not true. I'd put it in B as well. I'd put it above

farting. It depends. I think this really depends. Are you one of those really cool guys who can flip around? Wait, this includes flipping too.. This includes flipping, too. It does include flipping, which does lower the score. But I think that just vaulting over rails and stuff is kind of fun.

It's cool. It depends on how good you are. If you're someone that just jumps barely, if you're lame with parkour, it's not that cool. Maybe below karate, then. Okay, it's not that cool. Yeah. Maybe below karate, then. Okay, I can accept that.

Panda, you on board? Can we put farting above parkour? Yeah, farting is above parkour. Sure, yeah. What is this? You know, I think that before we continue, if you want to see where we rank pooping and other activities you want to see where we put that this is all you get for for the regular episode which i think is a pretty comprehensive list of a lot

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