Sleep Deprived Podcast - THE YARD COPIED US - Sleep Deprived Podcast #56

Episode Date: May 15, 2022

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Hey everyone, Miyamoto here. I spoke with Chris San, and we've decided that the Sleep Deprived Podcast episode 56 is here! It's here, everybody! Thank you, Nintendo! We did it, everybody! Shut up! Shut up! Thank you.

The panda is deafened. Why is he deafened we started the podcast what is going on the dude is sitting in the discord called deafened anyways guys we want to take this episode out of our busy busy schedules to I mean

talk about the whole sleep deprived thing where we're going where we're headed also some other stuff Elon Musk bought Twitter all that fun stuff a panda's getting all 20 of his accounts reinstated all around let's talk gentlemen we have a patreon now we do it's at patreon.com sleep deprived and you can go there now and give us some money and uh i mean in case you didn't see the video we posted yesterday about it uh and in case you're not already subscribed, this is the first episode of the podcast that is coming out after the Patreon, which means it is the first one that you can get an extended version of on the Patreon. If you give us $5 a month.

It's true. I went front door. We did some market research, and we decided that the yard uh has has completely perfected the way podcasts work on patreon and basically we copied everything they do to a t um we actually were considering just ripping their patreon page uh word for word and just replacing the yard with sleep deprived and all their names with our names. It's literally true. We went through and copy and pasted literally everything they had. And then you reached out to Ludwig and you're like, hey, can we do this?

And he was like, no, no. They said, do not do this. And so we had to make a couple of small changes. But I mean, we've got them. We've got the changes. And I mean, they're nice. And for the $5 tier, which is the lowest tier, the base salary, $5 an hour minimum wage, you get, what do you get? You get the extended version of the podcast every week.

And a freaking Minecraft server. That's right. We got the Minecraft server. Minecraft. You guys can mine and craft and block and game. Yeah. And we might even be on it sometimes. Oh,'re gonna be on it all the time every day 24 hours we are gonna be on it from time to time we're gonna we'll make some stops you guys can show us how many diamonds you mind

give me all your diamonds we'll hang it on the fridge yeah it'll be it'll be a good time but uh i mean that's not all what else do we offer for the five that is all that's all we offer wait really well no there's i guess there's behind the scenes stuff you know yeah that's true astro promised he'd post uh some of his femboy outfit cosplay which i'm especially excited about goatsy my goodness for legal reasons there will not be any of the goatsy well we could we could just we just post like a link to live leak if you really want to go down that route like i i'm sure like you know it wouldn't you could it's not about want it's about wait wait mika mika so you don't want to see it that's what you're saying i want to see it i want to see i kind of want to see it wow well listen sdp has always catered to all types of people you know we had code deprived

for god's sake we didn't have code deprived. We did. But that's one of those things. It's like, wouldn't you want to see someone like Shaq? Wouldn't you want to see his cock? Just to see what it looks like. Yeah. I think probably it's thicker than your forearm. That's just one of the things I'm morbidly curious about.

I'm not gay or anything. I'm not into penis but i'd love to see shacks no i'm glad you brought this up because i always have like wondered because he's so big have you seen him hold a can yeah that's just gotta be fucking huge water bottle oh yeah what if it's comically small though like it's just the small then you know what it will have made my day that's either way good moment size it is, seeing it would just, my reaction would be the same. I think regardless of the size, it would be, huh. Wow.

We need Shaq's cock. We do. We do. And we need your goat seat. So I mean, that's what you get for $5. And it only gets better from there because we really did rip off the yard. At $50, Mika will show us. That is not true.

No, it is true. He confided with all of us that he would be doing that during one of the custom shows. That is not true at all. A panda Mika and I will be posting React content.

And one of the episodes is going to be an hour long episode of looking at. That is just not true. Mika posted. At all. Mika is going to be in moist DMs all week. Please edit out. Cut that. Cut that.

Cut that. But no, for $15, we like Astro and I, i we're gonna do a little life advice show um just because of how like busy everything is gonna be uh it's gonna be once a month we're gonna you know take your questions you want to know how to change a tire you want to know how to how to uh mend your broken relationship with your family you want to stay erect for more than two and a half minutes you want to know how to become president of the united states of america listen we got you covered we know it all we do uh another thing we're doing is we're gonna do a live react show every month me astro and panda

and uh yeah you it's gonna be viewer suggested topics you guys tell us what you want to watch we'll do it it's gonna be interactive we could watch those family guy come full episodes on youtube that periodically just zoom in in and out like every five minutes we could we could react to that we could we could watch family guy with you guys and you know what is sdp if not one big family huh exactly exactly which is why i will not be in any of the uh do you think do you think you'll occasionally come on? I will absolutely make appearances, for sure. For sure. Okay, cool. And then maybe it will be worth $15 a month.

Okay, cool. The absent dad of the family. Yeah. Well, look, I mean, the thing is with the Patreon, it's not like the content you get is going to be worth $15 a month. It's primarily like a way to support us. Well, you can't say that. Why did you say that?

It's totally not worth $15 a month. No, that's not going to sell it, though. But, I mean, it's primarily like a way you can't say that why did you say that it's totally not worth no that's not gonna sell it though but i mean it's great content come on people are paying 25 for a mcdonald's great content door dash exactly exactly that's the thing like what is money anymore yeah right we're off the gold standard none of it fucking matters anymore inflation's up the wazoo a house in austin has doubled in value in five years like where's that extra money coming from the houses ain't getting better the economy has is gonna is in a free fall i mean listen if you're gonna if you're gonna go out you're gonna buy like a cheeseburger for 15 you might as well support the boys for 15 a month exactly maybe not eat

the cheeseburger just pay us bro you get like $15 of fees every time you order on door dash like it's serious that's so true it's what's $15 a month if anything we're helping you guys get healthier again on top of your budget some fucking lettuce Christ cancel the Netflix subscription give it to us and for 25 On top of your budget. Buy some fucking lettuce. Christ. Cancel that $15 Netflix subscription. Give it to us. And for $25 a month, guys, not only will your name be in the credits of every single video we make,

but we will read out a little message that you want us to read at the end of our podcast, or just like sometime in between. This might change, obviously, depending on how many messages we get, depending on how many people sign up. And what they say. thousand messages uh it would be funny but i mean let's be real that would be funny you wouldn't want to do it also yeah not nothing too inappropriate gentlemen this is just kind of like a shout box uh whatever whatever way whatever way to scratch

your parasocial itch i Also, you can't promote shit. If anyone does that shit, I will kill you. He's done it before. He has murdered before. I thought we weren't going to talk about that. So anyway, there's a $69 tier as well. $69? No!

Yes. Guys, literally, you don't get anything. We'll give you a funny name in the Minecraft server. You can have a really red, a really loud color that everyone will know that it's you who paid $69 a month, and I think that would be cool. Other than that, it's really

like nothing. We might not even give you the name yeah it's a lot of work yeah you know what i'll do i'll i'll spam astro your username like i will actually bother him with it all right like i can take it sure enough he's gonna know you for real oh okay yeah astro is the server admin he will any any minecraft server questions you have or if someone's griefing just message him directly through uh yeah send in a send in a message to the patreon account and that's at youtube.com we'll get it answered for you and uh i mean guys that's really it right like we've made the patreon this has been a podcast that has been completely consistent for uh for

five years straight never miss an episode we really have been we really have been buddies for five years like this isn't something that's like oh this has always been a business for us right we've proven that we've been buds like this is we just want to make some extra money now you know it's time yeah it's time it would uh it would help the boys out and again these rewards you know, the Patreon is mostly if you want to support us. There's absolutely no pressure at all. Like, you guys. Well, a little pressure.

A lot of pressure. I mean, there's a little pressure with this because we're going to be promoting it, basically, and everything. If I starve on the streets, that'll be on your conscience. I hope you know that yeah if my cat dies of starvation yeah if this happens it's kind of your fault think of jambo think of jambo oh my god think of jambo think of jambo when you think of all of our cats true no this is this is true but that you know again no pressure And again, this also comes with a guarantee that we... Not a guarantee, but like a little agreement, like a good faith agreement. Hey, we're going to take this seriously, and we are going to put out the weekly podcasts,

and we are going to put out weekly gaming videos as well, or try as best as we can. Yeah. Yes. You know? I think it'd be great if we could upload nothing and still get paid but yeah i mean i mean there's like a lot of reasons we want to do this one you know like our production costs are kind of going up we have artists now that we kind of need to pay you know we got an editor. And with more videos. You know that's going to be more fees in editing.

So yeah. It's not like we actually do have reasons. As well. Valid reasons. We have to pay more money by doing this. We do. We've started taking an L. I'm pretty sure we've started taking an L from this.

We got ratioed. We did get ratioed. We taking an L, right? I'm pretty sure we've started taking an L from this. We got ratioed. We did get ratioed. We took an L. So yeah, Patreon. So now we're going to take a big P. Patreon, that is. Patreon. Guys, if you want all these fun perks, if you want to support the boys who have been doing this thing every single week for five years straight and never asked for a cent from

any of you, then go on down to patreon.com slash sleepdeprived and consider the $69 and 69 cents here. Really consider it. Yeah. Think about it. You know, it's so easy. It's so easy. What's $5? Really?

Really? Are you that poor? Really? You're that poor? Wow. Jesus, man. Kind of embarrassing, honestly, if you can't afford it. Okay, let's... Let's stop harassing our patrons. That should be the tagline. It's kind of embarrassing if you can't afford it.

Yes, it's actually. Well, we're going to put that in every single Patreon. That will actually legitimately get people in. It will actually work. It's kind of embarrassing if you can't afford this.

Kind of embarrassing. It is. I mean, it is. What's $5 anymore? How much a dollar costs, Kendrick Lamar? How much a dollar costs? Anyways, guys, that's it. You can find more of this podcast at the Patreon when you go there and purchase it today. But let's just keep going, guys.

Elon Muskie. What happened with him? Muskie, Muskie. He bought Twitter. He did. For $44 billion. It was a free app. It was a free app. It was a free app. It was a free app.

What you doing? I made that tweet and then immediately realized five minutes after that every other person in the world made this exact tweet. You got so defensive. I almost felt bad. I was being silly, but... How did you get defensive? I want to see this. No, I just said, like, I almost felt bad. Well, I was being silly, but... How did you get defensive?

I want to see this. No, I just said, like, I'm keeping it up. Fuck you. He started, like... He started ratioing everyone that replied to him. And, uh... He started blocking people. Yeah, I made a twit longer.

How about every person? Slash question mark. You guys didn't like my Elon Musk Twitter joke And you You just really I'm honestly I'm actually really excited

I really hope this Free speech talk actually Actually works for me What do you want to be able to tweet bro You just want to be able to tweet I want? You just want to be able to tweet. I want to be free! I want all seven of my accounts back. And why were they banned?

List out the reasons why they were banned. I actually can't, well... It's because you posted pussy pics! Dude, I still remember. Dude, like five years ago literally when we were I've done whack shit but I've never posted pussy pics

bro my brother in Christ this is all your twitter feed would be you even retweeted it sometimes I'm gonna be in your fucking Dave and Busters and scrolling through my twitter feed and all of a sudden this fucking drawing of some pink puffy pussy is in my twitter feed and all of a sudden this fucking this fucking drawing of some pink puffy pussy Is in my Twitter feed and guess what a panda liked it!

So of course it's gonna show up Pink puffy pussy out of breath Hey hey hey listen listen to this though. I barely I barely like that shit now But did you but did you it was all over man? I'd be in lecture and I would see that shit i don't want like 50 people behind me in a giant lecture i'll see in this hentai i was scrolling twitter on the train and some and some of it came up a panda and you were like wow this is really good thanks a panda no i felt deeply embarrassed and ashamed i never i didn't step outside for a solid week i just wanted to retreat you feel i know exactly how you feel mika there's what i mean there are to be fair

there are worse things you can do on the train with your phone like uh i had to open up my uh my clock my cock base and it would play the fall fucking volume and wake everybody up. Honestly, the hentai is pretty bad. That was disgusting. You're a freak. That's pretty bad. To be fair, it was a little Redditor. You're code deprived for that. Honestly, I'm glad your accounts

got suspended. Mika, everyone listening to this, you want to know what Mika wanted? Mika wanted access to my old accounts that were suspended if they ever came back and now he's saying this I'm putting you on blast Mika, the world's gotta know if they do get unsuspected, we should each at least

get like two or three accounts he loves his accounts better, like we would just find better things to do with them I would delete every tweet on those accounts honestly, you know, like not, like, not a bad idea. Not a bad idea. You know what you could do if you, like, really, like, if you really wanted to sell out, you

could, like, pretend you got hacked by, like, some NFT or crypto company and then just, like, completely rebrand those accounts and then, you know, just put it on blast. You know that's what happened to my last account? That actually did happen. I got hacked by, like, some crypto guy. I don't know. What? Wait, really? Yeah, I got hacked by some crypto guy, and I have two enter occasion whatever,

and that shit still didn't work. And, uh, I tried to change my username back to a panda, and that's what got me banned. Damn. So how long do you think Elonk's gonna hold twitter until he sells it i thought about that i feel like i feel like i had a thought like he's just gonna sell a day later because he realized it's just stupid like why would you buy twitter i i genuinely don't know like what the point is well it can't get any worse it honestly cannot get worse and that's another thing that pissed me off people were like oh yeah twitter was real good before this happened before elon musk bought it i loved twitter you loved twitter you loved twitter twitter was good

while it lasted was it good it was good you enjoyed every time you go on Twitter.com. That's the biggest bullshit ever. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's fair. I'm sorry. It was a shit app. It's always been a shit app. That's why none of us barely use it anymore.

You know, like, there's a reason. I'm not going to lie. Like, it's fun to see someone's cat pics on Twitter. Like, that's cool. But for the most part it it just is extremely depressing um i still like use it to like check up on the news every now and then but um when i start reading replies to the news stories it just makes me want to crawl into a hole my favorite thing to do is to go into the hidden replies that's where the fun starts

that feature is so stupid how you can hide reply, because then it shows right at the top. Bro, it's basically just pinning a tweet. Yeah, you're just pinning it. It's basically just pinning a reply. I will always click on view hidden replies. And it's always either a cock or like some weird shit. Yeah. What's the weirdest thing you've seen in hidden replies?

Probably a panda's liked tweets. Wait, what? How? weirdest thing you've seen in hidden replies probably a panda's liked tweets wait what how you know you know the weirdest thing i've seen i've seen a guy erect with two snails like crawling up the shed you ever think about how like like in the 50s 60s 30s like people would have never ever seen stuff like this. I feel like our generation and like the generation that's growing up with the internet is like seeing just the wildest things that people would have never seen for

a thousand years and I don't know, it's probably doing something to our brain. You just shrug at it, you're like eh. On one hand though, like back in the day they had nothing going on, they were probably doing some freaky shit, you know? Like back in the day they had nothing going on They were probably doing some freaky shit You know? Back in the day people were just on the Fucking hookah all day

On the hookah? I mean actually that's probably true Doing heroin, doing opioids and just chilling out And fucking You ever seen like ancient Victorian porn? No, what is that? Like if you look up, like, old photographs from the 1800s, like, porn photographs,

it's fucking crazy. 1800s porn. I never would have expected that sentence. Well, actually... Oh, bro! They're doing wacky shit, man. They're, like, fucking in hammocks and upside down.

Look at that. That's kind of... Wait, let me see this. People are fucking, like, crazy. I think they're fucking now. Yo, she... What's her handle, bro? What's her at?

For real. She's been dead for 200 years. Yeah, dude. for 200 years yeah dude they're like these crazy videos on youtube where it uh it shows uh like colorized uh increased fps versions of like footage from the 1900s that shit's like 1910s it is surreal and it it's like it's wild yeah when they add sound effects to it too yeah you know i i wonder who like wants their job to be like a sound effect person like they wake up one day like yeah this is what i want to do with my life i want to strum i want to strum like holes and stuff. I would like to do that.

Yeah? Yeah, you'd like to strum on poles, Mika? You'd like to strum on poles? You want to strum on a pole? You want to go on a pole? I think it would be cool to... I think it would be cool to... You want to go on a pole?

We could add it to the Patreon, another tier. No, I'm not gonna hop on. I'm not hopping on any polls. I just think it would be cool if... Uh... Oh, that's a sound effect. That's pretty good.

Sorry, I was stretching. Have you guys seen this one giraffe poll gif? Oh, bro. What is he up to? Oh my moist show that yeah no please don't show that please please put it up if you think you're so good at sound effects mika what if we gave you a random sound and then you try to do it sure i'm down for that okay um a car running into a tree. Okay. Okay. You're much cutting out.

We can't hear shit, bro. I think he's still driving. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. No, I think he hit the tree. Oh! Why did he make multiple hits? Did he hit multiple- Is he still rolling out?

I think he's rolling out. Mr. President, the nuclear football was in the car! Beep! The nuclear football? Well the car. The nuclear football? Oh, no, we're launching all the nukes. Ah! Ah, my leg! My leg! My leg!

Tommy, we have to survive the nuclear winter please we gotta get to the bunker there's some raiders FBI open up we have the launch codes how did they survive

rosebuds up we have the launch codes how did they do that rose buds what did you guys think that was great can you do it with Paul Walker in the car now no I don't know what he sounds like so how about Prince Philip Van Diesel we have to remember that it's all about family in my toyota supra

great car it's like great man you shut up man and then i got two canisters of nos on this supra he he thought that was the funniest shit when he said it. I knew he thought he was so funny when he said that. Joe Biden? Yeah, when he said will you shut up, man? Oh, no. He totally planned that. He needed a moment. He needed a moment in that debate. He needed a gift for Twitter. He needed a Twitter gift. Remember the moment that

fucking debate ended, they were selling hats with it already? Oh, really? They tweeted out they sold will you shut up man merch like someone was fucking selling it damn will you shut up man that's that's so lame that's sad that's really sad i wanted to believe bro there's like, there's like an Amazon shop with the brand name Shut Up Man. And it's just, look at this shit. Willyoushutupman.com

Look at this. Look at this. It's an Amazon store. And there's a shirt. There's a Will You Shut Up Man shirt with 300 reviews. Oh my God. Like thousands and thousands of people bought that shit. I do not want to meet the people

that buy that the people that buy this are the people that are posting on twitter every day will you shut up man will you shut up man there's two words you could use that was the best shit in the foothills of China which is Xi Jinping his best moment ever was when he uh called all the veterans he was talking to morons or whatever

oh that's a miss do you remember when he called someone just fat he's like someone asked him a question during one of the press conferences. Oh, I do know. I do fucking remember that. He goes like, look, fat.

Yeah, I fucking remember that. That was the funniest shit. What is wrong with him? We should have a fucking segment where we cover all the gaffes he fucking does. Yeah. Because it's just too fun. It's too fun me and jack madaffle record an episode of uh otk like we just did an otk video and part of what we did was look

at a bunch of joe biden moments the laughing fucking howling at that clip where his wife his wife has given a speech at a college and joe's standing off to the right and all of a sudden he just starts looking around like where am i and then he walks he starts walking like at a fucking angle he walks away into the corner and then 20 seconds later he comes back well he tries to like handshake somebody but nobody's there yeah yeah exactly no i think those are two different ones honestly okay yeah it happens a lot this would this be perfect you guys should react to this on the on the react show i'm down we will yeah you should do it you're speaking of uh react show maybe we should transition into the uh patreon exclusive extended edition we are getting to that point We are getting to that point.

We are getting to that point, boys. Mika is going to talk about his entire but if you want to hear about it, you're going to have to go on Patreon. Baba Booey. Baba Booey. Baba Booey.