Sleep Deprived Podcast - This is so sad. - SDP #84
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Guys, I farted.
Ew, dude!
Oh, you're gonna fart right at the beginning of the podcast?
Hey, everybody.
I'm gonna be thinking about that.
Hey, everybody, welcome back to episode 84 of Sleep the Pride podcast.
84, man.
The fart.
Farted all over the place.
All over.
Disgusting.
Oh, my God.
Dude, we should title one of the podcasts just Member Farted.
Like, Astro Farted.
No, not me. Not me. You don't fart? D'Amica. No, I don't want to the podcast just member farted like Astro farted. No, not me.
Not me.
You don't fart?
Mika.
You know that that might be.
I don't.
That might be good because they'll expect you to fart.
But I was the one who farted.
The old bait and switch.
Yeah.
And they'll be like, I like that.
I like that a lot.
They're not going to like it.
No, they're going to like the bait and switch.
No, I'm sure.
I'm sure someone's going to find it funny.
I don't think anyone would find that funny. would find it funny you like far jokes sometimes well hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 84 how we all doing
tonight audio listeners heard it first that's so true on spotify you guys can listen first
a day early true so are we just not talking this podcast
guys are we just not talking um
mika last night at like 11 30 at night might have been later well just sort of sent me this image of a meal he was having
and um i mean i think we should just put the image on the screen for the youtube listeners
it is it's the saddest meal i've ever seen in my life it's pretty pathetic yeah it is mika this is
really pathetic for the audio listeners it's uh i want you to imagine a bowl um and in that bowl you have a mixture of like of like uh what what are these called um
what are those orange things sun chips cheetos sun chips pop tarts wait wait those are not cheetos
those are cheesy those are those are canadian cheetos
they're called cheesies cheesies by old um they're actually really good like i don't know what their
process is but they're cheesier they've got like a tang to them they're crunchier they're like
really really good crunchier yeah it's like how much crunchier can they it's almost like biting into rocks and then yeah two raspberry pop-tarts on the side
you know those pop-tarts look so good I don't know do they did you even cook
them are they no they're raw you don't need you what the fuck did you just say
that rock you don't need to cook pop-Tarts. You didn't even cook them?
What?
You cook Pop-Tarts?
What?
Wait, what?
Wait, come at me.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
What?
I eat those shits raw right out of the package.
Right out of the package.
You looking for something to get warm and nice?
I like it raw.
You make a fucking toaster strudel.
Baby, I like it raw.
They're better warm, man.
Anyone who puts Pop-Tarts in the toaster is a fucking pussy.
That is-
Actual fucking pussy shit.
Eat that shit right out of the wrapper.
If you want it to be warm, get a fucking toaster strudel and then spray the cum all over it
that they give you.
You get a packet of cum.
Baby, I like it raw.
It is.
It might as well be.
It's great icing.
And the Pop-Tart is just better.
Some people, you know what they do? They freeze
the Pop-Tart. Have you heard of that? No!
That's even worse.
People put it in the freezer, and then it's like an ice cream.
I actually could understand freezing the
Pop-Tart, because these Cheezys,
the Canadian Cheetos,
I used to put them in the freezer and call them
Moon Rocks, and then I would just...
That's really wrong.
What is going on? Moon i want i want everyone at home to to put a bag of cheetos in their freezer and i want you to try not do no
trust me you will die if you do this you will contract disease no you won't it's actually good
just pop it in the freezer for a day it's actually delicious a day yeah or like no like a
few hours you know just like get it really nice and chilled and that's just weird why would you
want frozen cheese nobody eats frozen cheese that's not a thing that's gotta be the most
unhinged psychopathic thing you've ever said on the podcast put cheetos in the freezer and you
called the moon rocks and you munched on rocks you're acting like it's a normal thing
and you bite into them and go like
you know Mika now you know how it feels to be me
because I say these type of things and I get so much backlash
from everyone else here
you've never said something
you've never said something as fucked up as that
really?
have you guys never wanted to try a bit of the moon?
like the moon is made out of cheese
I'll try it.
I probably won't like it.
It's not, though.
It's not.
And you didn't even toast the Pop-Tarts, man.
Hold on a second.
I thought you were getting on Astro's case about, like, he does toast his Pop-Tarts.
So what is it?
It feels like you're playing both sides, man.
What are you talking about?
Holy shit.
Pop-Tart centrist. Oh, my my god he's gaslighting you dude wait wait wait are your headphones broken no dude you were literally just now super mad at astro for toasting his no i wasn't i was mad at
you for not toasting them no you were and then you were like if you want if you want to have
toasted pop tarts just get a toaster strudel and do the thing where you put your little juice on them.
The cum.
Say it.
Say it.
Say it with your heart.
What do you mean the juice?
Give me the juice.
Yeah, exactly, man.
You don't even remember.
You don't even remember what I said.
Like, that's just, it's crazy to me that you think that that's what
i said and now you're saying it back to me i'm just kind of laughing listen it literally is what
you said but you know what that's fine what i say no what i say though what did i say about the
toaster strudel you said that that that you will kill anyone who toasts their toaster strudel or
something like that holy you said that no said that, Schlatt? No, I didn't. You said that?
No, I do remember Schlatt saying that.
You gaslighted me.
I kind of remember that now.
I do too, Astrid.
There's some major gaslighting going on.
Yeah.
You know there has to be.
Yeah, there is.
Yeah, there is.
Yeah, there is.
Now that I'm thinking about it more, Schlatt,
I seem to remember you saying that
you will assassinate President Joe Biden.
Yeah.
I remember that too. Nope. No, I never said that. saying that you will assassinate President Joe Biden. Yeah! What?
No, I never said that.
And actually, you said that.
Wow.
Yeah, you did just say that.
We're going to clip that out of context
and play it throughout the podcast.
Moises is going to just play that clip
just with the first part screwed up.
That'll be our new intro.
That'll be the jingle.
That'll be the jingle.
I never said that. I want to assassinate Joe Biden. That'll be our new intro. Ooh, that'll be the jingle. That'll be the jingle.
I want to assassinate Joe Biden.
Hey everybody, welcome back.
I never said that.
I never said that. Period.
Assassinate President Joe Biden.
But do you want to? No.
Assassinate President Joe Biden. Not even a little?
Now you're gaslighting the viewers. Not even a little.
Anyways, what would you rate my depression meal out of 10?
One.
Five.
Two.
Two.
For two pop tarts.
I fuck with it.
What about in terms of sadness?
Like the feeling of sadness it invokes in you?
What would you rate it out of 10?
10.
10.
Okay.
Now, would marks be added or deducted if I told you that I ate it?
I ate it in bed in a completely pitch black room with the slow hum of my computer and
my, my RAM sticks flashing RGB.
And I had my, my phone propped up against my chest and I was like looking at it and
like, it was was really down low, so I made a double chin.
And then the light was just flashing on me, and I was looking deadpan, and my window was closed because it was really cold.
I was just eating it while occasionally sipping from Coke Zero, and was just like watching mindless netflix documentaries
that's really really relatable i'm not gonna lie to you then i've done that shit every every night
almost that's what i do really man yeah i'll just be scrolling on on uh youtube shorts
and uh and i'll have like uh i That's really sad. I'm sorry.
Come on. YouTube shorts?
Come on. Come on, man.
No, no. I get TikTok,
but YouTube shorts?
Come on. I actually
just found out that the
queen died through the YouTube shorts.
What? Yeah, and some
other bad stuff's going on. There's a war going
on in Europe.
Assassinate President Joe Biden.
Yeah.
Oh, dude.
Wait.
Well, dude, you're on Instagram Reels.
I never touch that shit.
I would never.
No.
No, dude.
I'm on the Snapchat feed.
That's not real. Oh, the Snapchat feed.
I'm on Netflix Quick Laughs.
What?
That is not real.
It is real.
Look it up. Go on Netflix on your real. It is real. Look. Look it up.
Go on Netflix on your phone.
It's there.
It's bizarre.
Netflix quick laughs?
Yeah.
I noticed it the other day.
It's basically like TikTok, but like clips from Netflix.
It's fucking stupid.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, Netflix has been going down a weird hole.
Like, they also added, like, mobile games.
Yep.
Yeah, like.
Well, they're probably just trying everything, right? Because they're, like, they were losing a bunch of money like well they're probably just trying everything right
because they're like they were losing a bunch of money so they're probably just like yeah throw
shit at the wall oh my god yeah want to see something funny fast laughs is here fast
it is yeah it's a picture of big mouth
awesome cliff if big mouth showed up in my for you page i would assume i've lost my mind yeah
i i would be physically insulted i would like astro i know you don't like family guy but you
have to admit family guy 20 times better than big mouth yeah then big mouth i think i would
have to say yeah i agree i love family guy i fucking love family guy i think it's awesome
did you guys ever have d box sets of Family Guy?
I think I have one of them Which one?
At South Park
Panda, which season did you have on the box set?
God, I don't know
I'm just going to say season 6
And you know what?
I will find it
You have no fucking clue
I'm just going to say season 6
Dude, I feel like it is
I'm doing guesstimation
and it's gonna be right. Watch.
Moist, put it up on the screen
when I find it.
I can look for it.
I can go all the way and find it.
Do you want me to do that?
Yeah, honestly, you should.
I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna find it.
Is season 6 like a particularly
good season? I don't even know. You don't even know. I'm looking for it. I'm looking for do that. I'm going to find it. Is season six like a particularly good season? I don't even know.
You don't even know.
I'm looking for it. I'm looking for it right now.
I mean, apparently there's an episode where Stewie
kills Lois in that season.
That seems kind of good.
Panda actually muted and went to look for it.
Oh, the Star Wars
one is in that one. It's a good season.
My introduction to Family Guy was...
What do you mean it's a good season? There's no way you what do you mean this isn't like fucking succession where you can be like oh yeah season one of succession's really
really good but then it falls what do you mean season six of family guy was am i losing my
mind dude listen listen but season five was was like probably the family guy in my
dude that that's so that like that's just a show that comes on randomly and now you don't keep
track of it no so this this is my introduction to family guy i was like sick and i went for a
walk with my dad to like when we still had the equivalent of like blockbuster here so and then they had like
a family guy dvd box set for season five in the clearance bin i was like oh yeah my friends talk
about this show all the time at school and like this was like grade two so we just pick it up and
then like i'm just eating a giant bar of toblerone and like ginger ale with like my double chin
because i was like laying down did you have a lot of depressing meals this
seems like a common theme anyway anyways i binged all of season five it was it was awesome
assassinate president joe biden can we go back to the ginger ale and the what was it tolerone
tober that's a fucked up meal man that is really weird that's like that's grandpa food dude well i'm sorry
are you doing all right like everything i mean this was in grade three so like i i was doing
oh so you haven't been doing well right so you've been fucked up for life man
yeah man you know how it is man toblero That's like eating a hundred grand or something. Yeah. A hundred grand?
It's like eating a fucking Heath bar.
It's gone. It's gone.
Who eats Heath bars?
It's gone. I don't know where it is.
You lost it? That's the most expensive
season's box set. Is it really?
Yeah, it actually goes for like
$200 on eBay now.
Shut up. I'm serious.
I'm being gaslighted.
No, you're not, dude.
I'll literally find the evidence right now, screenshot it, and send it to you.
Hey, guys.
I don't know where it went.
What?
Our video's doing really well.
Our Minecraft video.
Oh, wow.
I know we're like weeks behind.
You guys saw this video weeks ago, but this is three days after we uploaded it and oh my goodness
look at it it's taken off
it's in the algorithm
views are up 48%
more regular viewers are choosing to watch this video
and they're watching longer than usual
helping to increase its reach
on YouTube recommendations
wow
we need to put more boobs in the thumbnail
I think that's what we can gather from this.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
That's the only way I could have seen people clicking on this more is because of the tits.
If it wasn't for the boobs, no one would have clicked on it.
I think you're right, honestly.
And I'm not even joking.
Babes.
We need some babes on the podcast.
Stat. and i'm not even babes we need some babes on the podcast stat yo panda i think you had a really
funny uh statistic from our channel that you wanted to share oh yeah i did where did i put
that little a panda has a statistic why are you guys laughing what does that mean all right anyways here so I was looking for topics
for us to talk about on the podcast
yeah
and I looked through our channel
because I was curious maybe our channel
would give us some good little nuggets of
things to talk about
and I just
here look for yourself
your viewers
searches
Jennymon search volume high that's pretty funny Here, look for yourself. Your viewer searches Jenny Mod.
Jenny Mod?
Search volume high.
That's pretty funny.
Yeah.
People found the video by searching Jenny Mod, which is the name of the mod.
I mean, that makes sense.
Wait, that's how you interpret it?
That's the Minecraft sex mod we played.
I interpreted it as, like, people really wanted to know more about the mod in the video oh like they
watched the video and then started searching for it i think that's what the statistic is
no that's how they got here wow how did they get there by searching we need to make we need to
make more jenny mod videos we should honestly and you know what that was
some of the most fun i've had in years yeah we could tell you were having a lot of fun
it was a little weird when you uh yeah i deafened for like five minutes that was longer than five
it was uh we don't well we don't have to i'm not trying i guess i'm getting better
well yeah i don't i still don't know to this day
what happened because I was just
in the Minecraft world. Panda, you keep
posting this picture. It's for Moist,
Mika. It's for Moist. Moist needs
to put this in the video.
For our audio listeners, he keeps putting
it in Moist's channel for
how we communicate to Moist.
Moist needs to know the statistic that Janie's mod is very
high.
Okay.
So, uh, Heath Bars, huh?
Shitty candy.
What is a Heath Bar? Exactly.
I don't even know. No one knows.
I don't think anybody under the age of 60
knows what actually a Heath Bar has in it.
It's just like Depression-era food.
Seath Bar.
Am I weird for not liking Milk Duds either?
Yeah, those are pretty good.
I don't hate them.
I actually like Milk Duds.
It's eating fucking cement.
That's weird to think that.
No, man.
Milk Duds are good.
I mean, listen.
They're kind of annoying with how they mess up your teeth.
Yeah.
They stick to your teeth, but they're good.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
You got a fucking layer of glue on your teeth for the next 20 minutes.
I just don't like any candy that's waxy.
It's just like a biting into wax or candles.
I don't know about that.
I like Swedish fish a lot.
No, I wouldn't say that.
Swedish fish are good.
I guess milk does kind of like it, and then candy corn. It tastes then candy corn it tastes like wax no no i don't agree with that well no i kind of like i don't like i
don't like the feeling of it i feel like i'm biting into a candle that's really what it feels like
big candy corn supporter and candy cane supporter i like sucking on a big pole what do you think
about tootsie rolls anyway yeah tootsie rolls too that tastes like wax right tastes like wax i love tootsie rolls what do you horrible tootsie rolls are awesome
it tastes like doesn't it taste like a candle no what what about like a circus peanut that's
like the funniest candy i don't even think i don't know what that is peanut i'm looking this up it's
probably the worst candy ever imagine can i ask you guys like a genuine question?
Ew.
Yeah.
These are gross.
You know how, also, wow, these look kind of not good.
These look radioactive.
Yeah.
They're marshmallows in the shape of a peanut and just like fluorescent orange.
Ew.
It's Depression era candy, man.
Damn.
Here's my genuine question.
You know how the whole shtick is like what's the
deal with airline food uh-huh right um what's the deal with them giving you peanuts like that
whole thing uh-huh have you ever known an airline to actually give you peanuts no it's always like
pretzels or cookies right yes i know i've. I've gotten a bag of nuts on a Delta flight for sure.
Peanuts, though, specifically?
Yeah.
Like, just really?
Straight peanuts.
Not the actual, like, full peanut, but the inside.
Yeah.
I've gotten nuts on a plane, but not...
You've gotten nuts on a plane?
You've gotten nuts?
I've gotten nuts on a plane.
Not many good things happen when people go nuts on planes.
I say that much.
You have so much power up there.
I mean, if you just start freaking out, no one can do it.
No, they will land the plane and arrest you.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, but it's going to take a while.
If I went nuts on a plane...
What do you mean you can get a lot done?
What does that mean?
If I went nuts on a plane? I don't know.
You can start pulling pranks on people, like pulling
people's hair and stuff, and they can't even
do anything. What are the flight attendants
who are going to stop you? No way, man.
Assassinate President Joe Biden. You can start screaming.
Ash Ramika, I remember we did a react,
right, and we saw this bartender guy.
Right. Patreon react, by the way.
I think that's $15 here.
That had this one drink
called the bomb right wasn't it called the bomb yeah yeah it was called an irish car bomb
yeah imagine saying you have an irish car bomb in an airplane or like at an airport
i'd like it was a really weird drink to ask for i'd love that i want the car bomb i love car bombs
imagine saying that at an airport yeah yeah so for people who aren't familiar the irish car bomb i love car bombs imagine saying that at an airport yeah yeah so for people
who aren't familiar the irish car bomb i think it was like uh give me the car bomb a lot of irish
cream and like shots of whiskey or something that's probably really good yeah but also it
totally fuck you up i think yeah and then we were talking about like imagine you're just like
killing time at an airport like bar because they have those and then the
server comes up to you and is like
oh would you be interested in some alcohol
I was like no thanks I had a car bomb
and then they just call security
on you and body slam you
and then throw you in the locker
I'd like to get the plane bomb please
I'm gonna bomb the plane
when I get
no thanks I don't drink I'm about to bomb
this plane though you know what else sucks what man pez no that no I mean you're so wrong for
that okay he's kind of right it's all novelty it's all novelty yeah they're really fun like
it's almost worth it just for the fun the actual candy like literally tastes like carpet yeah it's all novelty it's all novelty yeah they're really fun like it's almost worth it just
for the fun the actual candy like literally tastes like carpet yeah it's like when you go to the
amusement parks and they get those penny smushers and they put a little design on them and you have
to crank that wheel i mean it's it's fun but i got hundreds of those then you lose like you lose
like a penny like you're at a penny and it doesn and it doesn't fit anywhere and it's kind of lame.
You could probably sell that for more than a penny.
Yeah, but you'd spend...
No, not much because you can get them anywhere.
And then you pay like 25...
You have to put a quarter in for it to do its thing too.
I'm going to Google smushed pennies.
Let's see how much they cost.
I will...
You can try to buy one on eBay. This one's 12 bucks. 12 bucks for a smush pennies let's see how much they cost i will try to buy one on
ebay this one's 12 bucks 12 bucks for smush penny from where yeah who's buying that
etsy etsy oh i just thought of another one man go for it you know those fucking
little drops of sugar that they have on the wax paper that you gotta, like, unstick?
Yeah, those suck ass.
You end up, like, pulling off the paper, like, half the time.
I like those, though.
I like those, though.
Why?
Do you like eating paper?
It's a novelty.
It's like these fucking things on a piece of paper.
You just rip them off with your mouth.
It's fun.
I don't know what they're called, Mika, but they suck.
Damn.
Well, to me, it sounds like they lick.
No, they're more like bite.
Hey Mika, I have a car bomb.
I'm looking at your car.
Do you guys like dum-dums?
Actually, yeah.
Dude, dum-dums are really good.
No, they're annoying to be around.
Dude. Come on, that was good. uh actually yeah dude dum-dums are really good uh no they're annoying to be around i like dum-dums because they're the perfect size for lollipop uh-huh honestly one crunch and you're out some lollipop are too big even the ones with the gum
in them or the tootsie roll saying it a little weirdly. What? Some lollipop.
Dumb Dumbs? Dumb Dumbs is good size.
I think the Dumb Dumbs
turned you into a Dumb Dumb, dude.
Have you guys ever had a
Jawbreakers from like water parks?
No.
You know what I'm talking about?
I don't think I've gotten them
from water parks but i had this uh i had
this one jawbreaker that was like huge like it it could fit in my kid palm and uh i i spent like
the entire day looking at it and my tongue started bleeding and then wow yeah and then like because
my tongue was bleeding from looking at it so much, like the flavoring
started really stinging.
Oh.
And like, yeah, I was like licking my own blood also.
What?
So it was just like extremely painful, but I just kept doing it.
Why did you keep going?
Why though?
Why?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just wanted to like feel something, I guess.
I'm actually worried about you after some of the things you've said on this podcast i didn't make very smart decisions when i was like that age actually
no i i made a very smart decision i i spent 15 trying to beat time crisis 4 at the arcade in
the water park did you did you beat it i did i did beat it with a bloody tongue yeah like actually
with a bloody tongue it was wild it's
impressive thank you um so no i i don't think i've had a jawbreaker like that i've had warheads
but i don't think they last as long as the job workers do i like a warhead i do like warheads
sometimes but you gotta be in the mood you know it's gotta be in the mood you want to know something that's fucked up like actual actual fucked up yeah man okay mounds and what is that and hold on and hold on and
almond joy one of them is better than the other almond joy sucks well almond joy almond joy is
mounds but they added an almond. Right?
Okay.
Yeah.
Isn't Almond Joy still the coconut shit?
I kind of like the Mounds, I think, because that's just like dark chocolate and coconut.
I like that.
Yeah, Mounds looks like...
I think Mounds is dark chocolate and coconut.
Dude, Mounds, a cross-section of a Mounds bar is so depressing.
It looks like static on the inside you're right
what plankton eats i actually really like this candy i in canada they're called bounty bars
yeah i used to eat them all the time i mean i'm just judging a book by its cover maybe it's really
good i think coconut is love it or hate it yeah i don't like it i don't like it i don't think i've
ever had it but i don't like it yeah you've never don't like it. I don't think I've ever had it, but I don't like it.
You've never had a coconut?
No, and I don't think I've ever had a mounds or an almond joy.
Because I'm just scared of...
I'm very judgmental when it comes to certain foods.
What is there to judge about coconuts?
It's just scared of it.
I don't like it.
My grandma always ate them. Are you scared of it. I don't like it. My grandma always ate them.
Are you scared of your grandma?
No.
But I don't want to end up like her.
But why do you think if you're going to eat coconuts, you'll end up like her?
Because she ate them.
And I don't want to be like her. Because she ate them. And I don't want to be like her.
Have you guys ever drank a coconut?
They're kind of gross.
No, we're not, like, in a movie, surviving on an island.
I've had coconut water.
Have you ever grabbed a coconut, you swish it around,
and it's like, I want to drink that. You've never done that?
Do you buy coconuts? Honestly, I've never
bought an actual coconut from the store.
I was just curious, because it's like, you you know you see movies with a guy who sticks a
straw in a coconut like that looks so cool and i want to drink it it's funny you say that because
this one time i saw one of those movies or like cartoons where like you know the character is
just drinking a straw like they just put a straw in a coconut so uh i i convinced my mom to take
me to the grocery store and i bought a coconut with my allowance and um i tried sticking a straw in a coconut. So I convinced my mom to take me to the grocery store and I bought a coconut with my allowance.
And I tried sticking a straw in it, but it was like too hard and I was like too stupid.
So what ended up happening was I had to take a drill and I just like drilled a hole into
the coconut and put the straw in there.
And it tasted awful.
It did taste awful.
It's gross.
Yeah. And it was like there was a bunch of pulp
from, like, the drilling the hole.
Yeah, because it's not very sweet, right?
You have to, like, actually sweeten it.
But now I love coconut water.
It's, like, an acquired taste, honestly.
It's delicious.
You know what's an acquired taste?
Sea salt and vinegar chips.
I think you can't acquire that sometimes, though.
Some people just hate it.
I don't like vinegar-flavored anything. I think it's so fucking good. I think you can't acquire that sometimes, though. Some people just hate it. I don't like vinegar flavored anything.
I think it's so fucking good.
I agree with you.
Yeah.
It makes me feel alive.
Assassinate President Joe Biden.
It's hard, though, because your mouth will literally start bleeding.
Yeah, true.
Why the vinegar hate, Schlatt?
What's up with that?
I just don't like it.
It tastes gross.
Just bad.
You know, like a bad taste.
Like they sell it in bottles and it's used for cooking.
That's like if you just sprayed Pam spray directly into your mouth.
Like why did anyone ever think of putting that shit on chips?
Why not put like olive oil on chips why like what i've had
they do do that they do do that yeah like like lays has olive oil chips i bet they fucking suck
i bet they suck they're not bad they're good it's like vinegar is used for cooking is it not
like why are we why are we diluting ourselves and pretending like it's good on potato chips?
It's gross.
Well, I mean, chips are fried in oil.
Yeah.
Damn.
What?
Chips are fried in oil, Schlatt.
What does that mean?
That's how they get to that state.
Here's how it's made.
Okay.
So then you fry them in oil, and then you pour vinegar on it it's just silly like me but it tastes really good though it tastes really good no it doesn't it
does no it doesn't it does it does actually it's an acquired taste like i said you gotta have it
enough times to where you like it no it's really i'm not gonna what what is that like fucking
conversion therapy you just gotta keep no that's not like fucking conversion therapy? You just gotta keep eating the disgusting-ass chip?
No, that's not what it is. Not at all.
You gotta keep eating the disgusting-ass chip?
Conversion therapy? It's a chip!
You just eat it a few times, you start liking it more.
Like an album.
It's good, yeah.
You can't expect to...
You know what, Shlatt? I'm gonna buy you some and you're gonna eat them.
No, you're not.
We're gonna force you to eat them, dude. We gonna force them we're gonna pry your mouth open i don't
want to no it's gonna happen episode 100 oh i don't know i just i just came up with that on
the spot i don't know if that's actually episode 100 i'm not eating i don't like vinegar chips
i don't think we're gonna sneak one in maybe even eating the wrong ones i don't know if that's actually episode 100. I'm not eating. I don't like vinegar chips.
We're going to sneak one in.
Maybe you've been eating the wrong ones.
I don't think this is a controversial opinion.
They taste synthetic and gross and not good.
You're synthetic and gross, man.
You're not.
No, I'm not.
Whatever. No.
No.
Screw you.
Fuck you, man.
You know what isn't gross?
The Patreon segment of the podcast. True. That we're going to right now, man. You know what isn't gross? The Patreon segment of the podcast.
True.
That we're going to right now, baby.
Yeah.
Assassinate President Joe Biden.
It's very embarrassing.
Yeah.
Lots of cool content on the Patreon, like a Discord server and all these shows and extra
long podcasts.
You'll love it.
We're leaving you.
And probably more stuff to come, too.
Yeah, maybe.
Baba booey.
Baba booey.