Sleep Deprived Podcast - Tight End - SDP #147

Episode Date: February 22, 2024

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hey everybody welcome back to the sleep deprived podcast episode 147 hey everyone we're here we're ready to yap in your ear yap yap yap change gears celebrate a new year well come on it's still a little too late for that lunar new year lunar new year new uh new fear new beer new year new beer new beer new year would you guys want to make a beer like a sleep deprived beer new year new career new career new sleep deprived would i want to make a beer i would yeah i probably want to do well though we should make like an energy drink those yeah and call it booger blast yeah yeah what if we had an energy drink series it was really nasty like like ass water booger blast fart drink that'd probably do really well because people would buy it for that and they'd be like, let me talk to the town

and people would be like, are you drinking ass water? and then all the other guys would get ass water and they'd be like, yeah, this is ass water it's definitely a novelty thing that's for sure it would be like a new a new what now?

it would be like a new bamboozled oh, beanbooz a new Bamboozled. Oh, Beanboozled? Beanboozled. Yeah, I actually did the Beanboozled challenge. Today? No, over the summer with a friend. I feel like you're like 12 years late on that one.

That could have been a banger video in 2012. Yeah, you know, maybe it could have but i was proud of i was proud of us we both got really far in the challenge but i was the one who ate all five beans in the bean boozled challenge thank you very much it's surprisingly painful the last bean in the bean boozled challenge what's the bean boozled challenge um well they have different kinds but we did the spicy one and uh so it's like um five beans in like a hierarchy of spiceness and you try to go from like least spicy to most spicy and surprisingly the most spicy one is actually pretty spicy i maybe i could check how many skull voles it is and then give you skull voles skull voles school school school i randomly woke up with like scratches all over me i don't know what happened

yeah so i put a grizzly bear in your room. That would make sense. I got a scratch on my foot, I got a scratch on my back, on my arm. I don't know where these came from. Yeah. Did you see the horse marks? I haven't seen the horse marks. Yeah, well, there's... I put a pony in there because I know you love clopping.

So that's why you have horse marks on your back. No, I don't love clopping. Although I do know of another content creator that loves clopping who's that nah we don't need to get into it skull okay so I've actually

I've actually got all of the skullvill ratings for the bean boozled and I have also the hot Ones sauces to offer comparison. Apparently Hot Ones has had seasons, so I'm going to go with the most recent season.

They've toned it down. It's baby shit now. Really? Yeah, they still have Da Bomb, but in the first season, there would be the Da Bomb, right? Well, I don't know if it was in the first but it used to be the last wing was the spiciest now it's not like that they do da bomb

and they like die and then they eat the last one like oh this is good well it kills the suspense surprisingly da bomb is only the third highest oh my god the last dab experience so here's the skill so we've got the the sriracha bean with 2200 skull voles the jalapeno bean with 5000 skull voles the cayenne bean with 50 000 skull voles how many skull okay i google myself how many skull voles is just like a habanero um a habanero is 150 000 skull voles this is nothing no well hold on what you're describing is baby the habanero bean is 30 350 000 skull voles so there's okay that's a lot and then the carolina bean is 2 million skull voles okay that is actually a lot. And then the Carolina bean is 2 million Scovels. Okay, that is actually a lot. Yeah.

So I think I actually would do well on hot ones because the hot ones original Buffalo hot sauce is 1800 Scovels. That's that's super baby. I'm going to get to like the spicy stuff. Da bomb. The third spiciest is 135,000 Scovels. The Chile Manolaco Matasanos hot sauce is 680,000. And the hot ones, the last dab experience is 2.7 million. So that one might actually be really painful. Yeah, but whenever they do it, they get to Da Bomb and they die.

And then the last one doesn't even hurt them. So it's a bunch of bullshit skull is just this made-up number maybe the human experience is more complicated than that yeah i don't like humans being reduced to a number it's it's like really lame and dumb that's just my opinion though but i'm surprised because i wasn't expecting it to be so spicy and when i had it like i was in serious pain for the last one the last one was was rough come to think of it i think i was in pain for all of them that's it thanks see ya what if we just never talked like for the like if we did another silent episode yep or what if we what if we did like we talk every like minute and then for the rest of

the five minutes we don't say anything okay is that really what you guys want to do cool oh wait actually we need to make a song where are we gonna talk about the Super Bowl? Okay, that's a short song. Super Bullshit! How come? I didn't watch it. I was just rooting for the 49ers

because I didn't want Taylor Swift to win, and she won anyways. Well, who was Beyonce rooting for? Because Beyonce was at the game. I don't know. If she was rooting for the Chiefs, would you root for the Chiefs? I just don't like Taylor Swift. What did she do? Come after me, Swifties.

What did she do to you? She, well, for the Twitter users, she uses Jets. She uses Jets all time, but. Okay, right. She uses Jets all the time. But for me, I just feel like... I know they only showed her for a total time of a minute during the Super Bowl,

but I couldn't just stop thinking, like, this is Taylor's game. This is not Taylor's game. She's living in your head. Not even rent-free. You're paying her to live there. And you know what? Everyone's like, this is my little romance moment. This is the most American romance.

The super hunk footballer and the superstar singer, they come together at the end and they make out. It felt so scripted. I feel like I was just watching a movie. You know what's interesting is I'm not, I can't say I'm a taylor swift fan i haven't listened to enough of her music but it's it's interesting how in a way she's come full circle from you know she wears short shorts i wear uh t-shirts she she's cheer captain and i'm on the

bleachers and now she's like actually she's yeah yeah. In the bleachers, but, but in the best way possible, because boyfriend is like a mega star. Let's be real. She, she wouldn't be caught in the bleacher. She's up in the box and the heated and the heated room in the box. She's actually above the bleachers.

Yeah. She looks down on the whole game. Yeah. Like, like Gendo and Evangelion. I saw this clip of um travis kelsey yelling at his coach i don't know what that's about but it looked scary oh he yells a lot he's actually he's kind of known for just being a dick on the field like a play will happen and then

he'll just push somebody over and be like fuck you he does that a lot he gets really amped up and then after the game you know he's chill. But there's some crazy players. There's this one player who literally, like, will put his face, like, in people's asses when they're on the ground. And he'll just leave it there for a while. And then, like, the players will try to, like, push him off. And, like, no one even talks about it. I feel like that's actually assault. I know. And it just happens, like, every game he plays.

I've seen a compilation of it. Yeah, he just wants to sniff ass they just let it happen the nfl is crazy that's that's actually just bizarre is there any other um player that does questionable stuff that people just like half of them um brady yeah yeah well him kissing his kids on the lips is it's common in some cultures the lip kiss yeah i guess yeah mika how much for tom brady to kiss you like he kisses his son um not much to be honest oh you want it would you do it for free it's not no i wouldn't do it for free it's not that i want money he has a lot of money it's not that i want it would you do it for free it's not no i wouldn't do it for free it's not that i want money he has a lot of money it's not that i want it it's that i feel like you know like a same-sex kiss even if you're not attracted to someone it's really not a big deal you know it's tom brady

yeah well i mean like it's not a big deal but i also like just don't like really want to be kissing like just this guy just random guy I mean but that's not the thing you're kissing Tom Brady you're kissing like a rant like this is just a guy you have no connection with you're just kissing him I really want to kiss him it's not something that I would normally want to do but if there's money on the line I would do it well you were saying you do it for not much i mean what's the price well how much is not much to tom brady uh i mean he's pretty rich so do you have what about like a thousand dollars like brady pulls out his wallet his big thick wallet nine thousand ten thousand no no no 1 000 um for 1 000 yeah i would i wouldn't you wouldn't no what about 10 000 yeah maybe yeah 5 000 yes yeah i mean like he has to come to me

i'm not flying out to his area to kiss oh yeah i'm referring like you guys are in the same room he just comes up to like right right yeah as you do as tom brady does yeah just comes up to you i'll kiss you for five thousand dollars that makes sense to me i mean five that'd be really creepy can you imagine like you're just hanging out, and he comes up, and he's like, hey, let me kiss you. I'll give you five grand. Let me kiss you like my son. I'd be like, I'd be really, I might not do it just because I'm so disturbed.

I would be unsettled, for sure. But, I mean, there's a lot that I could do with that, potentially, you know? He wishes he could kiss me. I'd do it for $100. $100? Yeah. In fact fact i think anal sounds worse i think that sounds more intense when i think of anal i think of like ass ruptures bum is like like a softer word yeah like mika mika well which one's worse to you bum or anal um probably anal if i'm being honest yeah so you'd rather be bummed than anal fucked right or anal sexed well i would rather like neither of those that's you know it's not really my cup of tea but you know power to those who enjoy it

it requires like a little too much work how sensitive is your area i have a really sensitive we don't have to no we don't have to keep what's it called when you put a pill up your butt you done that suppository yeah dude that shit i'm not joking i saw white like i like i saw, a flash of white in my eyes. Damn, you liked it. I did not like it. I felt invaded. I felt.

I literally saw white. Like, I remember it. I remember exactly where I was. Yeah, things are supposed to come out of there and not go in, you know? It's kind of just weird, right? Yeah. Like, I've never experienced that before, don't think maybe you gotta work your way up you gotta start smaller it's like i think like a whole dick in there like my world would probably to busk is like darkness redness and white whiteness you know did you tease it it was teased a little bit

but not not intentionally that's wild Mika have you ever took something up the butt like medication and what were you just like were you like why'd you say that like Peter Griffin

me me me Were you just like, eh? Were you like... Why'd you say that like Peter Griffin? Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Yeah, I mean, for the most part, I've not had problems. Dude, my butthole might be more sensitive than yours. Maybe.

I don't know if I want to keep talking about that, though. You know? Yeah. What do you want to talk about um i don't like were there any cool ads that aired during the super bowl no i'm not saying this is a cool ad but i did hear about oh okay no go go ahead no i was wondering what you meant but i get it now oh yeah yeah um because i i can't like endorse this person but there was a kanye west ad where he was in it yeah he just recorded himself talking on a phone and he was like uh we spent so much money on the ad spot we had no more budget for the ad so it was just him talking on a phone telling people to go to his website damn i got shoes um that's it that's what he said yeah something like that some

something or other so did it get you to go no no i did not go to the website i bought the whole supply how much was that i feel like that was a lot of well it's probably cheaper nowadays well he put everything twenty dollars like everything that he's selling right now it's just 20 that makes sense he probably needs it yeah what do you think it says about the quality of his products if he's willing to if he's willing to um sell everything for twenty dollars it probably feels feels and looks like a shirt. It's probably like every other shirt. Minus the markup of like $50.

Yeah, or like $7 bajillion. I'm looking at it now. There's just a shirt that says wet. That's kind of, yeah. Did you buy that one, Panda? Yeah, I bought that one. Because I'm always wet. Did you buy the bodysuit?

Bodysuit? Yeah, he has a wet bodysuit. Oh. I thought you were talking about a full BDSM suit. Might as well be. Did you see the cover Of the new album I did

That's wild though right Like dressing up your new wife To look like your ex-wife What if she wanted to look like that Yeah Mika are you implying that she can't Think for herself as a fully adult woman Oh my god I mean I guess you'relying that she can't think for herself as a fully adult woman? Oh my god.

I mean, I guess you're right. Maybe she could have wanted to, but I just can't imagine. I can't imagine something like that. Oh yeah. Ninja met Travis Scott. My Fortnite skins met. Really? Yeah.

Wait, was he at the bowl? Yeah, they took a picture together. Oh shit, Tyler Blevitt was at the bowl. Did I say Ninja? Yeah, you did. Wait, I meant at the ball? Yeah, they took a picture together. Oh, shit. Tyler Blevins. Did I say Ninja? Yeah, you did. I meant Mr. Beast. Okay, that's a lot different. Wait, Mr. Beast and who?

Mr. Beast and Travis Scott. Well, you know the picture of Ninja and Travis Scott? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was thinking of that. Oh, wow. Remember when Mr. Beast was just a small fry when he was when he was one of us

when he would still count numbers at the computer yeah now look at him he thinks he's better than us yeah he thinks he's better than us he's sitting above the bleachers with Taylor Swift oh yeah and he's a fucking

he's a poser he's a fucking... He's a poser. He's a Chiefs bandwagoner. He should be a Carolina Panthers fan. What, uh... Who are the Carolina Panthers? This is my first time hearing about them, but I would love to be edged.

No. It sounds like you're passionate about them. Nope. Really? Yeah, I hate them. Who were you rooting for? Were you rooting for the Chiefs or the 49ers? I was rooting for LeBron's team.

But LeBron didn't play. No, no, no. He was there. He was at the bowl. Oh, yeah. He did. Isn't LeBron, doesn't he play basketball? He can play many things.

He's a man of many talents. Have you seen him jam out in the locker room? No. You guys need to see this. So what team was he playing for? The Bronze. The Bronze? Was that the Invisible Third Team?

Wait, where's this gif panda? I'm having some technical difficulty. I wonder if I could just look it up on Discord. If it's on Discord, that's crazy. Maybe you guys have seen this. Maybe. It's possible. What?

Google? It's so like, where's the gif button? I'm trying to find gifs. Google doesn't work anymore. It's actually functionless when you try to search things you don't get what you want why did that happen oh yeah here we go check out this bad boy so this is a gif of lebron james adjusting his shorts and can you see it? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, I can't

get it. I'm trying to see I don't isn't he wearing underwear? I can't tell. Is there a dick in there? You don't see it. Oh my God. Wait. That's photoshopped. That's real. No. Imagine watching

the game and you see lebron just take his dick out he wouldn't do that oh he must have known like he must have known oh shit pulled back before drakes is bigger drakes is bigger lebron needs to catch up i was at the bowl that's nuts because i was there too but like why didn't we link up well because i was hanging out with lebron oh yeah i was hanging out with uh shack shack was at the game yeah he played for the shackers yeah did you see the nickelodeon thing that was was kind of cute. I love when you get slimed. Yeah. Well, honestly, it was really cute.

Like the whole Nickelodeon thing. For those who don't know, there was like a 3D Spongebob and Patrick spectating the game. And then they like would cut to like random celebrities. Like there was... Michael Bob. There was like, instead of Harryry styles it would be like uh uh what's the fish that starts with a herring herring styles thanks yeah there would just be like celebrity cameos like that and then when someone dropped the ball patrick would be like firmly grasp it really yeah that's pretty awesome i saw a spongebob doing the

fluoride stare yeah yeah i think he was like pretty out of it he was um he was on something he was um he was on that bowl it was more than a bowl yeah he he had a few bowls actually yeah if i uh if i ever go to the super bowl i'm gonna i'm gonna do something what are you gonna do you know like streak naked on the field no i'm gonna hold up a sign that says, look at me, please. And then that way I'll get the camera's attention. And then once the camera looks at me, I'll flip the sign over to the other side and it will say, look away, please. And then the camera will like look away from me. That's kind of a good plan.

Yeah, they might not know what to do with that. Yeah, I just I want to be like a little agent of chaos you know that's a really chaotic thing to do thanks you know i've been seeing a lot of really chaotic things lately like in the past month i've seen three people parking on the opposite side of the road like you know in the parallel park. Like everyone is facing one direction. Like the band? Yeah. Then they run them over. Yeah.

Well I've seen three people. Turning away. Was it Harry? It was Harry. It was Zane. It was Liam. It was all three of them. They parked facing the other side. That it that's this is nile erasure

i don't even know who that is yeah like like three out of like four out of five of them are basically useless well i actually i have heard about nile butry liam zane who's the other one nile liam louis you're forgetting louis oh yeah louis he's like the edm one he goes and does it he makes a little edm really yeah i had a phase in well not really a phase but in like 2020 i was like i'm gonna listen to each one direction members like solo stuff and it was all pretty bad whose is the worst if we rank them uh i think liam payne's is the worst really is that like the main guy yeah but he has negative riz he just he's just a guy so what makes his the worst it sounds horrible i pull it up right now Yeah, but he has negative Riz. He's just a guy.

So what makes his the worst? It sounds horrible. I pull it up right now. Whenever I hear Zane, I think of Zane from Ninjago. He's a cyborg ninja. A ninja? All I know about Zane is that he looks like young Stalin. Well, yeah, he's

probably the hottest, right? That's what I hear. I mean people like Harry Styles. But I mean he's attractive too. But Zayn is the hottest one. Can I be honest with you? I've never understood the Harry Styles. Being attractive thing.

Okay. Like. I just don't get it personally. Not my cup of Joe. Alright who's better? Harry Styles or Harry Potter? Okay. Like, I just don't get it personally. Not my cup of cup of Joe. All right. Who's better? Harry Styles or Harry Potter?

Harry Potter. Well, no, Harry Styles, but the actor of Harry Potter. That guy's awesome. It's Daniel Radcliffe for me. Are you saying who's hotter? I'm saying who's better. When they die, who are people going to be like, this guy was better? Probably Harry Styles.

Better in what way? Because there's... You're by both of their tombstones for some reason. They're right next to each other. Daniel Radcliffe, I think, has done more positive for humanity. I think so, too. What about

like fictional Harry Potter? Like if he died. Oh, everybody would laugh. Really? Yeah, everybody hates him. Yeah, well I don't remember hating him. I always hated him.

I remember when I picked up that first book. The Harry Fucker and the Sorcerers. You just wanted to fucking suck him in the face, right? remember hating him i always hated him i remember when i picked up that first book the harry harry fucker and the sorcerers you just wanted to fucking suck him in the face right you just wanted to yeah well he's just he's annoying little kid i know he's funny they're all dweebs honestly they're going to like a private school it's like naruto too they don't we don't talk about that jk rowling ripped off naruto seriously, seriously. But aren't they persecuted? Good. Aren't the wizards persecuted?

Thank God. He was like, oh, we're going to play Quidditch. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. I mean, honestly... Honestly... I really wanted to be a wizard. I didn't. I wanted to be a Pokemon trainer.

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