Sleep Deprived Podcast - We Are Heroes. - SDP #105

Episode Date: April 25, 2023

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the 105. Yeah, I think that's right. Hey everybody, welcome back to the... That's probably right. You know what? You do the intro, dude. Why don't we let Panda do the intro? Ew. You can't say that in the first 30 seconds.

Like you actually... Like we actually have to censor every single word you say. It's not a bad word. You can say... But... I got a big... You guys want to see my... like we actually have to censor every single word you're saying is not a bad word you could say but they got a big you guys want to see my do the intro do the intro please dude i don't know i forgot how they go how's it going everybody welcome to episode 105 i got Mikasakis, Astrocyst, and me. This is like a western PewDiePie or something. Hey, everybody.

Hello, once again. Dip tours. Oh, no, it's Tobuscus now. Hello, everybody. Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody. Red-nish and white-nish. Welcome back to PewDiePie brofist

I actually feel nauseous speaking of nausea now I'm kidding this doesn't make me feel nauseous this is actually kind of cool news but I saw Markiplier was making a movie. That's true. I did see that. Yeah, I thought it was kind of cool.

It's like, anytime that happens, I feel validated for being on YouTube. Really? Yeah. I don't. Why? I think being a YouTuber is a shameful career. How's it going, everybody? It's me, Markiplier. Markipl career. How's it going, everybody? It's me, Markiplier.

Markiplier. How's it going, everybody? It's me. I'm going barrels. Barrels. I'm the barrels one. Barrels. Donkey Kong barrels.

Guys, can we watch the Mario movie? I'd be seeing live TikTok streams of them streaming the Mario movie. We actually should just just from now on just play movies during the podcast like for people to watch while we're talking yeah in fact we could even like slowly gradually get to a point where we don't even commentate over it we literally just play a movie and then we literally don't even have to show up so yeah but i think people would notice our absence yeah we're gonna become streamers yeah you play a video and you ordered you know grubhub and then you sit there and you eat it you can't

say all streamers because they're all streamers no there are some streamers out there who are they make a genuine effort to you know do a do a good job. Like what? Name one. Like actually name one? Yeah, actually name one. Okay, Path Reacts on YouTube was doing a birthday stream. You're just shamelessly promoting your friend. Maybe so, but I'm not joking. They were doing a birthday stream and it was a really good stream.

And it wasn't like they were trying. They were like connecting with their audience like they were doing a good job so you asked me to name one I named one name another one name one more um yummy burger

put the burger down no no this is content now I'm eating my burger yeah that's what the streamers do and I'm gonna i'm gonna driver three dollars i'm gonna tip him too tomorrow i might not tip him at all tomorrow i'm not even gonna pay him at all are you actually eating a panda no okay there there have been a couple times when you've been eating while we were recording oh yeah yeah that's true oh my god yeah and your mic picked up every

single noise mika is now seeing the podcast from a different angle because you have to edit it exactly like i'm so much more vigilant of what everyone is doing. And I just want you to know, Panda, if you start eating again on the podcast, I'm going to amplify the noise. I'm not going to cut it out. What do you mean amplify? What does that mean? I'm going to make it louder and everyone is going to hear you chewing. No, don't do that. Everyone's going to hear you swallow.

I bet you want to hear you chewing. No, don't do that. Everyone's going to hear you swallow. I bet you want to hear me swallow. Fact. I'll give you some right now. No, I... Oh, God. So you're a swallower. That is disgusting. Wait, wait.

Are you guys the spitters or swallowers? Be honest. I think I would spit. I mean, I think it depends on my love for the person. True. Alright, Joe Biden. Spit. Really? There's not a single part of you that would

What do you would you? I mean, depends. Depends on what? If I get like a special role in a server, like maybe I get the top role joe biden discord fan server dude imagine imagine if that's gonna be the future i was about to say that is literally gonna like there's gonna be a candidate that has a discord server and i i 100 believe we're gonna

have a youtuber as president at some point i really do believe that it'll probably happen especially as more and more people get on youtube yeah and uh just like go on to do other things but if there was a joe biden server like you know how there are server roles what would joe biden's server rules be called muted what he'd have the muted role uh yeah i guess he'd have like a jack role and like a corn pop role maybe like the moderators would be corn pops he would have he would have the role that the admins give to bully you have like the stupid role i think obama would have his own role. Yeah, he definitely would.

Stand out on the sidebar. He might even put it above him on the sidebar. It might be Obama right at the top. I feel like Trump would complain about not having a role. Like the president role. He'd be like, give me this fucking role. Trump would keep joining on alt accounts. Not Donald Trump. And he comes in and he's like, hey guys, guys it's me i'm not done he's like posting you know he would get really pissed imagine you start posting hentai

like keeps getting banned all of them would get banned i feel like uh trump would be the type of person to go into like um an all chat or he would add everyone for sure and he would go into like a voice chat and just play loud music of night scream in the mic yeah and he would go into like a voice chat and just play loud music scream in the mic yeah he would throw a little fit biden biden's the type of guy to type in the venting chat and just post a meme or not respond to your fucking like dm for like three weeks yeah biden biden would definitely ghost and then he'd respond with like a pr response being like oh i'm sorry i didn't see this hey i hope you're doing well dude uh this one time i i didn't respond to my friend for like honestly two or three years because okay wait wait is that your friend though is that really a? That's not ghosting anymore.

That's like you're a phantom. Well, what happened was we talked a bit after we graduated high school. You're the grudge. And then things just like we weren't talking as much, right? And then at one point, I forgot to respond. And I just forgot to respond for three years. What the fuck? I thought about them one day and I was like,

I wonder how they're doing. We should hang out. I texted them and I was like, hey, sorry, I was in the shower. Were they okay with it? You were getting the milk. She was really cool about it. She sent me a huge lol. A bunch of O's, L.

Okay, so I mean maybe that was right for that friendship then. Yeah, I mean. Maybe she wants to kill you. Maybe she actually hates you. Maybe she really resents you. I would hate you if you did that to me. Would you really? If you didn't text me for three years.

I would put a gun in my mouth. I would kill myself. I messaged Mika and he ghosted me. I sent Mika this video I thought he would like. And I was like, Mika, you would love this video. And guess who didn't respond? Yeah, I did. And I was like, this is so Mika Kord.

And he ghosted me. I'm so sorry. Viewers, this is the real Mika. I'm really, like, genuinely panda i am i am really sorry you better watch that effing video i know you're gonna like it i'm gonna watch it right now it's the don't thug me i'm scared yeah it's those muppet things because okay i feel like you love muppets puppets and all those sorts i do i like them so much how come i didn't get a muppet video hold on like no because this you'll see that okay i'll send this video to you and you'll be like okay this is specifically a

mika video okay so should i watch the video like right now while you guys are talking yeah we'll just have a conversation without you okay i mean should i explain why i like puppets and puppets first before honestly i almost don't even want to know like what's your whole deal with it oh okay what do you think of cum socks when they come to life and gain googly eyes i think that's pretty like disgusting but as for muppets i just kind of like identify with muppets like i kind of feel like a muppet sometimes okay so what if i had like my own muppet oc right yeah its name is like cummy that's just the name that i give it and then okay like i like it's like a normal muppet but like i like fuck it a lot um i i would be like kind of concerned i would feel kind of weirded out but oh actually a fun

piece of trivia for the patrons um segue yeah he has a sock puppet yeah piece of fun piece of trivia for the listeners at home uh originally we were considering making this podcast audio uh visual have a visual component wow and that never panned out but i uh i wanted to like um hire someone to like make me a muppet and like commission someone to make me a muppet and then i would like puppet the muppet while i put the muppet puppet the muppet anyways you guys have a conversation i'm gonna watch this don't thug me i'm scared video and report back okay so a panda like do you how much money yeah gay porn how much money would you need to eat like all of mika's earwax like out of his ears right now?

Well, obviously it depends on how much he has. How much are we talking? Like how big is like, so is it like in a giant like big ball? You have to scrape it out yourself with your tongue. Hey, Mika, what's up? That's like impossible. I don't have that much, but also this video is amazing so far. Like it is so cool. You've been listening to the conversation yeah i just i'm also watching don't tell me i'm scared which

everyone should watch it's really cool i'm actually gonna link it in the description can you like not listen to our conversation just for a second just like oh okay video sure thank you um yeah so basically like you would kind of like put your tongue inside of his ear. It's not possible. Why not? His ear holes are not that big. What do you mean? Yeah, they are. I've seen his ear holes. What? No, you haven't.

What? You said you weren't listening. Sorry, I couldn't help it. Can I see your ear holes? Just to see what they look like. Just for this hypothetical. Okay, I mean, I guess there's nothing wrong with that. Can you stick a camera in and out of it?

That probably won't be possible, but this video is really cool. I think what we should do, Panda, we should start extracting the earwax from Mika's ears while he's sleeping. And make a candle. Yeah, make a candle and start a candle company. Right? Oh, my God. We'll call it Mika's Candles. What do you think?

All right. Does he get any of the pay, though? No. So, wait. So, how do we extract it? When he's sleeping? Or do we drug him? We could drug him.

Anything, really. We could drug him. Anything, really. We could knock him out. I've been actually thinking of different ways in which we could knock him out physically with large blunt objects just in my free time. Like dropping an anvil on him or hitting him with a baseball bat. No, no. And here's what happened. Before the anvil falls on his head, he puts his hand behind his back and pulls up a sign that says, uh-oh. And then it pans out and there's a big painting of a road that continues behind him.

But it actually doesn't go anywhere. And then the bomb falls down, but it makes a whistle noise for some reason. Like, whoosh. Dude, this video was so hard. Also, I'm calling the police. What you just said was like... You said you weren't listening. Yeah, I lied. I was listening to the whole thing lying is terrible lying is awful lying is terrible

lying yeah we would never lie it was just like a valor it was all in valorant or minecraft what does that mean this conversation was hypothetically made in fifa did you know that they had like a leaked document that the fbi or cia or whatever one of those fucking organizations like knows that knows that people uses the term in minecraft and so it wouldn't actually help you it actually makes you look worse yeah like it would make you look like more of a target because they know what you mean yeah in spotify no one's probably used that one before yeah yeah no one has used in spotify so if i were to say um i'm going to uh man now i feel weird saying it now that the fbi knows

you're so unimportant that it will never happen nothing will happen imagine imagine if a little kid that's just so harmless like he chews gum for fun bubble gum and he's like i'm gonna blow up your house in minecraft now the fbi is gonna bust in his house and deserved right i mean how absolutely because he knew exactly what he's getting into yep so the argument the fbi is making is that if you're saying in minecraft you know you're knowingly saying it to mislead people into thinking you're joking when actually your intentions are true yeah okay wait what if you add in minecraft in minecraft so that cancels it out holy shit the double negative yeah i'm gonna blow up a building in minecraft in minecraft

right because then the threat sounds more like you're up a building in minecraft and minecraft right because then the threat sounds more like you're actually doing it in minecraft but then you're joking about doing it in minecraft but really that means you want to do it in minecraft no see how i interpreted it is if you say like i'm gonna blow up a building in minecraft in minecraft because the implication of saying in minecraft once is you actually are going to blow up a building you're just trying to deflect and make it seem like you're not going to blow up a building but then adding the second in minecraft brings it back to minecraft where it's like actually gonna happen in minecraft okay and you're like exactly what i said but what if it's square in my car instead of yeah what if

it's like the parentheses around it and then in minecraft yeah pem that's pem das i'm gonna uh i'm gonna expand the brackets in minecraft anyways to uh um your um your so everybody twitter took away verification and we all lost it rats

we all lost our verification all three of us here were verified except Schlatt he wasn't verified which was weird like we embarrassing about it because he's like the biggest one but yeah it was really weird because they were like kind of like oh like you know what the three of us do is really important and so we had the verification badge really early but schlatt just i guess they didn't really like his uh his stuff you know yeah wasn't wasn't good enough for the badge but so anyways just

wanted everyone here listening to know we were verified um you know it's it's been a an adjustment process to no longer have the verification badge but you know what are you gonna do but there is one saving grace for a thousand dollars a, each of us can become a verified organization. And isn't that the beauty of it all? Honestly, it's completely worth it. You're right. No, completely. I'm being 100% honest.

It is so worth it. Yeah, for the one tweet I put out every month no it's 100 worth it i will have that gold check mark next to it it's gonna help a lot wait it's actually a thousand dollars a month yes and it's really worth it but why like oh my god did you hear that elon musk was personally paying the subscription to twitter blue for um stephen king and lebron james because they they they didn't opt into the blue check mark it's pretty funny it's kind of sad honestly is what is what and then there was like a campaign i forget what it was called but it was like block the blue or some shit like that that people were spreading

on twitter basically saying like don't buy the blue check mark and then he shut that down too he banned the ban the account oh man really yeah and then there's this really good tweet i saw that was like he blocked the blue he did block the blue he did you're right you're right he did what a king what were you gonna say astro about the tweet you saw oh there was some tweet i saw that was so fucking good it was like this guy who had the blue check mark and he he was trying to defend it and he just had this big giant paragraph and one of the things he said he was like i paid for my blue check mark i paid for free speech

that's a really good line i paid for free speech doesn't that make it paid speech yeah that's that's why it's holy shit i did yeah what the fuck yeah that's why it's really funny everyone was just quote tweeting i'm just quoting him just like i paid I paid for free speech. That has to be bait. That has to be bait. Maybe, but I don't know. Pay for free speech? There's some, I mean, the type of person to buy a blue checkmark, I mean, think about that. Is a genius. That's true.

I might buy a couple. I think what's also really funny is that there are people who for, I don't know the reason why, but there are people who still have like blue check marks and now they look like they pay for twitter well i think most people that do have a blue check mark yeah you pay for it now because they literally like stripped them all away except for lebron james lebron yeah but what's funny is like some people have unpaid for blue check marks i don't know how but it's just funny to think that they are now gonna be embarrassed you know what you know what elon should do like and playing in his defense he should make it so people can gift others twitter blue so they didn't even buy it

but it looks like they bought it which will get more people to buy it but it looks like they bought it which will get more people to buy it that would listen to me no because that's something he would do though because that remember when you like looked on the twitter blue button it says this person either paid for twitter blue or was a previously twitter verified person yeah he clearly wants people to think people buy it so elon listen like and plus that's trolling too like people would be like no don't do that that pisses me off don't give me twitter blue and then you give big youtuber twitter blue and then everyone buys twitter blue because it looks like that youtuber by twitter blue he loves a little trolling he does isn't it crazy this happened on 420 he's such a dank memer

yeah why does it feel like he chooses to do like uh all of these ridiculous shenanigans on 420 i mean have you seen his tweets i think like every week he puts out a 420 tweet that's just that's part of his weekly repertoire oh That's how he talks. Panda, I think, speaking of talking, we had some notes we wanted to touch on about the comment section. Panda, take it away. Can you guys shut the fuck up about Schlatt? Okay, he's gone. He's gone. Get over it.

Move. Leave. You know, it's, what are we going to do? Like, I mean, like, we're honoring him yeah we're the ones that have to live with his death and you guys keep bringing it up we should be praised we should be praised some might even say we were the reason we are heroes i'm not gonna take responsibility heroes we are dlc no i'm not part of it we're overwatch heroes we are dlc no i'm not part of it we're making a good thing out of a bad thing because we are cut content and you know

we're cut content we're cut content what does that mean from overwatch we're cut overwatch heroes like we're not we're cut as in we didn't make it to the main game well you guys are cut i thought you guys were uncut am i right a little foreskin joke for you guys a foreskin is sort of like you know how like there's a minecraft inventory like you press e and you have more oh yeah you have more item slots there's this one gift i saw on discord with a bunch of pennies and quarters and nickels mika it's a wallet mika it's a wallet it's a skin wallet admit that's a drip that's drip it's not it's a drip it's drippy honestly astro i feel like you'd say i would come out of like a foreskin pocket

what are you saying i could imagine that like somebody's like uh and then they like lift up the flap and you kind of crawl out like a little little gremlin you know you do your little marge voice you know the shit that pisses me off is the fact you guys deny the fact you guys don't shake your weewees after peeing like that's just a normal thing no i don't understand that actually the shaking what do you because there's like extra and you then you shake it off i take it off i don't do the shake though i just kind of i think I squeeze maybe Ugh Ew What do you mean you squeeze I wring it out like a towel

This is a joke this is one of your famous bits You don't actually squeeze I take it out And I I wring it like a towel Until that thing Like Looney Tunes Sorry Mika I like I ring it like a towel until that thing is alive. Like Looney Tunes.

Sorry, Mika. I like big fields of flowers. I like unicorns. And rainbows. And grass. Do you like rainbows, Mika? I like rainbows. Do you like leprechauns?

Do you like Frank Ocean? I like Frankbows. Do you like leprechauns? Do you like Frank Ocean? I like Frank Ocean. Yay! We all like Frank Ocean. But... We do, but he's... But... I feel a little... I don't know.

I feel like with the whole Coachella thing, which to fill everyone in, basically, he was, I think, an hour and a half late to his first coachella set and uh he only performed like six songs because the concert had to be canceled due to curfew and i think he wasn't really even on stage he was just kind of in the back and like the camera would rarely pan to him everyone was waiting out in the cold and he's all right like honestly i don't know which is the thing and it's like if you're not feeling good if you're not feeling up to doing the performance then you know it's fine to just be like hey i can't do this i'm sorry but i don't know i feel like he uh kind of like

did didn't do so great by a lot of people especially people who like flew across the country just to see him and stuff like that i don't know and then he canceled his second week because i think his team was saying it was like a an ankle fracture or something but then i don't know honestly mika i think he just didn't want to do it yeah i think he didn't want to do it either because like there was one part towards the end do you remember that one part where he's like if you throw one more thing at me i'm leaving like he was almost trying to hype them up to throw something at him just so he can leave. Wait, that was Frank Ocean?

That was, wasn't it? Are you sure? I'm pretty sure, yeah. Because I remember seeing a clip of some artist saying that, but I didn't know that was Frank Ocean. Because I don't think Frank Ocean even came on stage during that performance wait let me send it I only knew like two artists that I liked

that played at Coachella which was like Bjork and Soul Glow but they didn't live stream Bjork and I couldn't find any footage of Soul Glow so you know I was really sad too

yeah that does sound like a shame you know what's kind of nuts though what is this Bjork impression check this out welcome to my free free journey time you got the accent that's pretty good the accent's pretty good thank you check this out okay making toaster strudel

that's pretty good thank you thank you thank you check this out i got one more in me all right do you like english muffins with jam the do you like was really really on point yeah that was pretty pretty good thank you you got to hit higher notes though like she can have some pretty pretty insane. Thank you. You got to hit higher notes, though. Like, she can hit some pretty insane notes. And she can also hit reporters. Yes, and that is my favorite GIF of all time. York is pretty goaded. Do you guys know the image of her sitting on the computer?

Yeah, dude, that's my favorite. I use that in my music video. Yeah, I'm going to throw it up on screen. It is one of the best images of all time, in my opinion. There's a video of her like just talking about the inside of a computer it's pretty fun what did she say about it she's just said some wacky shit she's like i like how the motherboard looks like it looks like a little city and then she just like rubs her finger all over it and the reporter's like where the fuck

am i am i going to get eaten dude bjork is awesome uh yeah i feel uh she'd probably like describing a computer she'd be like yes i love um i love the little wires that run between the stars they they talk to each other like the mushrooms growing on the earth you sound like a like an instagram like 16 year old girl is so deep i want to have an era where i draw uh like cartoon characters smoking weed why don't you just start start that now right now yeah do you know what i'm talking about though like no i know people turn 15 and they start drawing spongebob with like like red eyes yeah why don't you just draw that like you should start doing that yeah maybe i will did you guys remember when you were younger doing like the three lines wait have i talked about this probably i feel like i've talked about this at one point anyways

i was looking through my old university notebooks and uh there was like a like 50 15 pages in a row where it was like each lesson i didn't take any notes i was just doodling and like drawing things wow yeah any good stuff in there um honestly not really no bangers no there were no banger rings i think i drew like this this dog that was really wrinkly like had a really wrinkly face oh what about scrotum no i didn't draw the dog scrotum dude i was just thinking because if the face was wrinkly then imagine how wrinkly the scrotum would be that's a very good point like did you think about that at all while you were drawing it like what it might have looked like no i didn't i didn't think about that but you weren't you weren't trying to be like anatomically correct no i wasn't i was just trying to draw how are you going to be a good artist

without drawing every part yeah you do have to consider every part of the body. Do you draw a Scruffum on every single one of your pieces, Astro? I do, but I have to cut it out of the Twitter crop because, you know, don't want to get banned. Really? No.

So, okay, you're not being a real artist. You're not being an economist. I real artist you're not being I imagine it it's not enough to imagine it you have to you have to commit man you're right I'll start drawing scrotums for you not for me for everyone

you're gonna draw all their scrotums Baba Booey Baba Booey Mika Baba Booey