Sleep Deprived Podcast - We Became a SpongeBob Fan Podcast - SDP #123

Episode Date: August 29, 2023

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Podcast, world's greatest podcast, best podcast in the whole world. I have COVID. Where's Fauci? I need Fauci, Panda. Do you have a direct line to Fauci? I need the Fauci ouchie. You need the Fauci ouchie. You're like, I don't need the Fauci ouchie.

I need all of Fauci. I need Fauci in me, on me, in me, all around me. I need Fauci in my room right now dude uh fauci how many boosters can you get now theoretically if you i don't know i would want to collect them all not give me all of them inject me in every orifice give me i want the spirit of fauci to be within me i want to be a jojo character and fauci is my like other side or whatever what the fuck are those things called uh stands and yeah my stand is fauci aren't they supposed to be songs or like bands i guess fauci isn't really like a band are they stands or stands

but he's america's rock star he is america's sweetheart that's right i just want to give him a big kiss and then i'd give him covid that'd be ironic has fauci had covid no he's immune because they use his dna to create the vaccines he's like the he's like the hashirama cells from naruto yeah dude is this your first time having covid no i've had it before but this time in particular, man, it was pretty bad. Fauci cooked me up something fierce. I don't know what's going on. Where do you think you contracted it? Via ass, via ear.

I don't know. I mean, what gave you COVID? A beast. A dark beast. Can you get COVID through your ass like genuinely could that happen that would suck honestly

I guess you could right I really hope not does that mean I'm gay I guess so dude I've just been saying hi to everyone in the show you didn't say hi to me or Panda hey Panda well panda i'm i'm a little i'm a little mad at you right now right now panda guys because to me the most

like i've never seen mika send a message so mad i could tell you he did he did send a little bit of a burning message that was kind of what did i do and i i accidentally ironically I wasn't sleep deprived I was actually sleeping and I slept for an hour before recording recording times it was very unprofessional and Mika sent me a message he was like can we record now I guess that is a little direct of me sorry

it wasn't even that it said on searing charcoal it said can we start yeah that was that was rough that was that was that was tough of you explain it dude what's so rough about that i just think normally you would kind of be like panda it's it's it's okay you know you didn't do anything wrong we just you know i have a lot to do today. But you were just like, can we start? No, I respect it. I'm not even just saying that.

You were just straight to the point. No fluff, no filler. You were just saying the truth. Thanks, man. I think you know what it is. I'm a little jet-lagged. I'm a little jet-lagged. I got back from hell yesterday.

It's because you're an alpha, man. You're an alpha. Mika, you put me in my place as a young little beta. Dude, I don't think I'm an alpha. Flex those pecs. I don't think I'm an alpha, man. I was watching a video with my Curtis Conner video where he talked about this show. this show yeah he's like a

commentary youtuber i guess but uh it was like this show about wolves where like wool people have like spirit wolves or something and they're like promised a mate and this was made for like a really bad streaming service it was for like uh it's basically like a completely vertical view streaming service and the movies they make for this app are one hour long but in between every minute of content is a one minute ad wait so they're like tiktok movies like they're vertical format yeah and you scroll that's fuck that's actually like a joke we would make they're making vertical movies yeah and you you scroll's actually like a joke we would make they're making vertical movies yeah and you you scroll through right in order to um you know you scroll through to get to the

next part of the movie but in between each part is like a one minute ad yeah they hit you with like a little a quick little game in between each minute of movie yeah exactly and uh yeah so basically there's like alphas in this pack but then there's also betas and there was this guy beta drake beta drake yeah is it the six god no it wasn't the six god i don't think they can i don't think they could afford the six god because he's a sigma who drake is a sigma yeah drake is a sigma chat did you see the new album cover for drake no is it him sucking the dick with cum all over it that'd be a good cover no he should make that the cover it's called for the dogs and for the dogs yeah i guess because he's got that dog in him okay i see it mika take no offense to this

yeah this looks like an album cover you would make i honestly i'm not offended because i actually do like this cover and apparently his kid drew it yeah his kid drew it that's cute man yeah i think it's cute i i feel like the kid might have not drawn that you think it was drake and he's just trying to pretend it was this kid i i honestly feel that i don't know i was just thinking about i was like did he really draw this though yeah i think drake's just embarrassed that he sucks at art that'd be very uh beta drake of him to do and that's sigma that's sigma sigma dog and also adonis doesn't know what a dog is because there's no tail on it like i don't know what that's supposed to be that's a bunny yeah i think

its legs are too tall to be a bunny i think that's money drew that it's not a dog you know what vibes it's kind of giving me for whatever reason it kind of makes me think of like kids see go you think he's ripping that off i don't think so but i it's like in the same vein kind of like it just feels like can you imagine like drake puts on like a beret and he gets like really into it he's like cooking and he's like someone opens the door like his wife or does he have a wife i don't know and he's got like thousands of drawings all strewn across the floor just like this is the one and he turns and it's that fucking drawing of the dog it looks like a rabbit it looks like a killer rabbit that's not a dog you know it looks like a goat and you know why that is oh you know wait is it the goat man why does it look like a goat you know why i don't actually you're gonna you know why you need to explain to me i actually don't know why you know why the goat

has a goat as album cover dude i don't get it do you get it astro because don't make me i think it's because he sings like a goat. Drake sings like a goat? Maybe, yeah, a little bit. You know how sneaky he gets. Panda, can you explain? All right, I'll explain. So, you know those goat eyes, like how goats can have? Like, yeah. Like horizontal pupils?

Yeah, when they go sage mode, Drake can actually do that. Drake can go sage mode? Oh, because he's the six god, sage of six paths. Yeah. Holy shit. That's crazy. Dude, somebody draw fan art of fucking Drake as the sage of six paths. Just gotta, artists, draw that.

Dude, who would win? We don't want fan art anymore. We want that. Do you think Naruto could defeat Drake? It would be a tough battle. That would be an insane filler up. I think Drake would stick his hand out and be like...

You know how Naruto does that? He sticks his hand out and is like, you can change. Yeah, that's all he has to do. He just talks to him for five minutes and then they're good. Dude, do you want to hear something wild? What?

Drake is 36 years old. Old ass. Do you think Naruto could have convinced Hitler to stop? Because Naruto, against any enemy, as powerful as possible, he just walks up and he holds out his hand

and they start crying. They're like, wow, everything I've done is wrong. We have to consider this. Like, what if Naruto has a power? Like, it's not just him convincing. Like, it's a power. Like, he has a force in the universe that convinces people. I think he could stop the war in Ukraine right now.

He just walks in and he holds out his hand and everyone's good. We need Naruto, man. What about Israel and Palestine? You think he could could solve that he would end the conflict in seconds how do you think he would end it he would hold hands yeah he would hold their hands and he would cry a little bit he he would show them that that uh scene of him on the on the swing set and they'd be like oh man you've been through a lot man we didn't realize you had been on the swing set and they'd be like oh man you've been through a lot man we didn't realize you'd been on that swing set putin sees him on the swing says like shit i don't know you had it so bad naruto they don't talk about it he had kind of an easy upbringing you know what yeah no literally

his apartment was subsidized by the government he had everything he ever wanted he had money dude but that's because he was like he got fucking private lessons he was horribly picked on and he was an come on picked on people like oh you look like a fox come on everybody bullied like that when they're every every everyone bullied him no one wanted to play with him he was he honestly he has in constant isolation sasuke had his whole family fucking killed in front of her true naruto was just like he got called a little a little squirt not not only that but sasuke's family got ethnically cleansed dude literally like naruto had a free apartment he like he fucking painted all and he was a bastard too he painted all over yeah fucking he was a nuisance

he was a nuisance and he wanted to get slap on the wrist and then he steals a giant scroll and they're like oh it's okay he's a fucking asshole he's a fucking asshole i i i think sasuke had it pretty rough i'm not gonna lie but hot take to say that naruto had an easy upbringing is come on i mean it wasn't easy but i think it's a little dramatized i mean the swing set like why don't you get up and go talk why don't you get up and go talk to somebody yeah well yeah that's his own fault he could have gone he tried talking to people but everyone just kept bullying him that's not he even had friends he did kamaru was his homie since day one same with choji and also it's a teacher like it's different because that guy was like 30 years older than him and like yeah isn't no shikamaru is like his age dude what are you thinking who are you talking about you know you're not up with your

naruto laura yeah and it shows dude you know you're not up with your Naruto lore, and it shows. You know the guy with the shadows, Mika? You know the shadow? Shadow jutsu? He's the fucking awesome guy, because he goes into the tuning exams, and it's just like the other girl uses a strong jutsu and he's like, yeah, I'm done, I quit. I wanna be that guy. Dude, I don't remember him being friends with Naruto. Yeah, he was. You gotta watch Boruto, man. I want to be that guy. Dude, I don't remember him being friends with Naruto. Yeah, he was.

You got to watch Boruto, man. You know, want to know something crazy? What? I started reading Boruto. Oh, come on, man. You didn't have to admit that. I'm admitting it. The fucking time skip happened. I'm like maybe this is where it gets good?

It's funny like in Boruto they suddenly have a bunch of tech. Like Kakashi's on a laptop and they ride trains and shit. That's kind of fun. I saw a fucking filler episode where there's dinosaurs in it. I don't understand what's going on in Boruto, man.

It looks like shit but you gotta i gotta i gotta see if it actually is though i can't be a sheep all right that's i mean i respect that honestly that's why i'm reading one piece why do they have tech i don't know i guess just life advanced naruto enacted uh internet for all that's hokage i'm looking at. Oh go ahead Panda. There's one scene of Boruto eating a burger. Like that would never happen in Naruto. True.

Yeah. Do you think Naruto. Honestly it kind of seems like Naruto is like a bad Hokage too. Like he's always like behind on his paperwork. And he like. Disregards his family. He's like a horrible father. I love how they made him a horrible father, like a deadbeat dad.

Yeah, like, in the first two chapters, or the first chapter of Boruto, he was supposed to be there for his daughter's birthday, and he sends a shadow clone. A shadow clone for her birthday. That's insane. Wow. That's drama. Did it just, like, pop or something like pop or something yeah it just popped as he

was holding the cake did it fall on the floor it fell on the floor oh my god and then and the boruto got mad he was like what the fuck he's an awful father and then hinata was like oh he's got work he's so hot though just think about that naruto's really hot he reminds me of pewdiepie honestly you know my biggest complaint about naruto is what naruto's gay i'll just say it i think naruto and sasuke are gay and they should have ended up together and kishimoto is a fraud for not like he doesn't love hinata the whole fucking fucking show. True. Hinata is annoying. She's weird. Fuck that girl. He likes Sakura more than Hinata in the show.

And, I mean, look. You never see him and Hinata kiss, but you see Sasuke and him kiss, I think, multiple times. Multiple times, yeah. I think you're on to something, Astro. They should have ended up together. Kishimoto's a fraud. I want to touch on something a panda brought up about PewDiePie being Naruto or Naruto reminding you of PewDiePie.

Did you say that? I honestly didn't hear that. No, a panda said that, yeah. Yeah, when Naruto looks like an adult, he just reminds me of PewDiePie. So what I'm wondering is, do you think PewDiePie's kid is going to become a YouTuber and it's going to be like Boruto, but on YouTube? Holy shit. PewDiePie. Yeah, he's good.

Wait, what if he was a TikToker? Oh, fuck. Do you think they're going to have those kinds of like... And then instead of like PewDiePie raising him, Markiplier will raise him. Kind of like how Sasuke raises Boruto. No. Markiplier will be like his real father. I feel like PewDiePie would be a...

He seems like he would be decent. Nope. Naruto's a bad father, so PewDiePie is too. Do you think... Go ahead, Panda. Mika, you go ahead. I was going to say, do you think they're going to get into arguments about what social media platform is best? Or they're going to make double vlogs?

They're going to vlog together 16 years from now? I don't even know, man, with the rate things are going. Fuck the internet, man. Who's fucking strapped up to the VR, jerking off to vertical porn? I'm done. I'm going back under a rock. Like Patrick. Like Patrick, man.

Patrick had everything right. It's colder down there, you know? I can't talk about Patrick. I'll get into my Patrick rant again. I saw more clips of the new Spongebob and I hate Patrick so fucking much. I was watching a lot of Patrick AI covers. Have you ever listened to those?

Yeah. Those are the best ones. For some reason, Patrick has this insane vibrato. It's like, oh, it's so fucking good. I've probably watched like a hundred of them. The Patrick ones are by far the funniest ones of all. I've been seeing a lot of the Plankton ones. I've been listening to the Plankton ones.

Yeah, yeah, those are good. And Patrick's always screaming. Like he's screaming his heart out. It's like a song that he doesn't even need to scream in. And he's just fucking belting. I don't know. Patrick's awesome, man. I agree.

Old Patrick, not the new one. Not the new one. I miss the old Patrick who'd you fuck out of all the Spongebob characters who's the most fuckable I always wanted to pipe Sandy always always that's my day one

she's annoying but when I was like five men she was it she was the. What? She was the one. What are you talking about? She's the one? I was a CLB. What does that mean?

For that BBL. Certified lover boy? I'm that certified lover boy for Sandy. Would you say out of like any cartoon universe or any real universe or fictional character, Sandy is pretty up there i mean now not really but just because of my connection i have with her connection what do you mean dude do you know her i knew her what'd you guys get up to we had a fight we had it we had a big fight i don't like talking about it, but... Would you feel comfortable sharing some details?

Yeah, like just a little something? Like a little carrot? She's just a fucking asshole. What could she have possibly done, man? Yeah, I was not expecting this of Sandy Cheeks. You know what happened, Mika? If you really want to know,

I was texting her, get and guess what she sent a picture with her and larry larry bro larry how am i supposed to compete with larry larry is really hot but why are you being like uh like why are you being so insecure like so what if she sent you a picture with larry like what if they're just friends bro bro larry was clapping he he sent a message like bro i'm clapping i'm hitting this what am i supposed to do he said that he said i'm hitting yeah yeah yeah and then he was like sorry sorry he had the phone i don't know what he's talking about dude she's unfaithful but how do you know like he really said that he really said that and then he was like sorry i don't know how he got this phone

i honestly think she just gave him the phone. Man, that's rough. I mean, did you see the dick? I didn't see the dick. He's gotta be packing. The point of view, Sandy was lying on her big bed in her little tree dome.

Oh, they were fucking in the tree dome? Yeah, Larry was flexing his arm. Oh, no. You're done done for you were done for like patrick bateman yeah that's fucked man did you did you at least have like a rebound after that no i blocked her okay you blocked her that's fair i mean look dude you you deserve better you deserve better than her man yeah i've been I've been DMing sponge lately sponge Yeah, I didn't know you swung that way. I didn't know you were on a first-name basis He's got a lot of holes

Does he let you like pipe each hole are there any holes that feel better than others? So there's one on the 1 4th of his head to the right okay that's the good hole yeah for some reason he can move it a lot like it contracts and open up a lot do you ever fill him up with water and then fuck him what are you oh my god oh yeah not yet that's the plan all right i imagine it feels better wet yeah for. For sure, yeah. All right. That's great. You met the parents yet? No, I haven't even met him yet.

We're e-dating right now. Oh, okay. You like Discord? Do you Discord talk and stuff? Yeah. That's cute. Do you do video calls or just voice for now? I haven't done video calls yet.

My friend Squid, he said I might be getting catfished, ironically. You think you're getting catfished by Splodge? I don't think so. Look, just because I haven't seen his face or heard his voice. Yeah, some people are not comfortable doing video calls. So it's like you don't want to put pressure on Sponge in case they're not comfortable. Now that I'm thinking about it. Do you think Squid's right? I thought Sponge was already in a relationship,

man. What do you mean? I saw Sponge dating one of those fish from the restaurant. What? No. That's not possible. Yeah, Sponge is loyal. Dude, I'd be careful. You might be getting catfished. It might be Patrick

on the other line. Dude, I don't think so. I haven't heard anything about Sponge going out with anyone at all. There's that hot fish. Wait, Mika, could you be with Sponge? No, I'm not with Sponge, dude. I'm not

into Sponge. To put it plainly, I find Sponge repulsive. And when you were describing those things about what you would do with sponge, when you were describing those things about what you would do with sponge, I was actually disgusted. The thought of it makes me want to throw up. You also look really fucking sexy right now.

What? Only one guy has holes. Oh my god, I thought I was muted. No, I was talking to a fucking dish sponge. I have a dish sponge in my... I was doing dishes. Yeah, you look sexy in that thong. Hey, what's up, guys?

I'm done, man. I'm just going to become an insult. I'm just going to have nothing. Well, you have Squidward. You can hang out with him. I don't want Squidward. Come on, you guys are tight. Do you think he's boring in bed or do you think he's fun?

Oh, he sucks in bed. I disagree, actually. Dude, he sucks at everything he does. He's the hardest. Dude, that's so cruel. That's so cruel, man. He probably gets nervous in bed. Dude, that is just so cruel.

I just don't see it. Do you think he's really vanilla? Or do you think he's kinky? Oh, he's probably into some really weird shit, but he would never try it. He's too scared. Why are you guys hating on Squidward so much? I think he's a good artist. He's a little pretentious, though.

Of all the things... You know what's kind of silly is like Squidward does have good art and yet he still refuses to pursue that he's still like you know obsessed with like learning the clarinet yeah he should really just go through with the art

stuff just shows you the art doesn't make any money man if there was a print of Bold and Brash I would put it on my wall. More like belongs in the trash. Belongs in the trash. Yo, do you guys play Pokemon Go? Um, like every once in a while,

but I'm more of a Pikmin bloomer. Dude, uh, I'm like working my way through a 100% run of Pikmin 4 4 i'm doing really well so far actually how do you like that dog guy ochi yeah i love ochi ochi is like one of the best things that has ever happened he's fucking ugly man what the it should have been a cat dude ochi is not a ochi it's like the cute lovable type of ugly i guess man what why do you hate on like dog creatures so much yeah i'm i'm so cat pilled i i can't even hide it but you can you can be cat pilled and not hate on dogs all the time. No, I'm with Cat Nation. Just fuck dogs, man.

Cats are better. I feel like... Cats just get it, man. You pick them up, like you get a new one, they know where to shit. You get a dog, there's shit all over the floor. Oh, dude. I just looked up Ochi on Google. He looks like a penis. Like, I'm not even joking.

Dude, stop talking about Ochi like this, dude. We get it. It looks like his eyes. Like, it's a dick with eyes on top of his head. It actually does look like a dick. What are you talking about? I'm actually looking at Ochi right now. I just don't see it at all.

Oh, my God. I think you think what you want to think, dude. What are you talking about? Dude. It actually is a chode. It's very small. It's chode like for sure ochi is cute he's got like that bulldog look to him nah man cats are better you don't get it i'm not i'm not debating cats i'm just saying ochi is cute

no what do you hate cats yeah you hate cats man dude i don't hate cats i actually kind of want to get a cat would you get a naked cat i would those are so funny no i wouldn't miga they're a lot of work really really yeah you have to like clean their skin like like every other day because it's actually really disgusting so because they don So because they don't have fur, like all those little fat rolls just develop a bunch of fucking gunk in between them. So you have to clean it every other day. Or they like get infections. They're fucking nasty.

I thought they were clean because they don't shed. No, ironically, yeah. The hair is actually what makes cats clean. Wow. I thought they were clean because they were self-grooming, like they licked themselves. Yeah, but it gets stuck in the fucking fat rolls, man. Hair at least helps push it out. Damn, you know what this sounds like?

This sounds like the cat equivalent of when dogs are bred into having like genetic health problems. I actually do wonder the origin uh origin of sphinx cats is is it like a man-made thing or were they i mean it's probably always been kind of a thing honestly let's find out they might actually be like pretty old maybe it's natural muse relative although if they need all yeah yeah whenever i look at that fucking bingus cat i do think of me dude get ready for this the result of spontaneous genetic mutation a hairless kitten named prune was born in 1966 to a black and white domestic cat in toronto ontario the kittens owner recognized that prune was unique so he was bred to other cats in an attempt to create more hairless kittens

it's crazy what we do man that's kind of fucked up because it's probably really cold right it's cold it can't fucking clean itself it's fucking disgusting yeah i like them i think they look cool but i do feel bad for them dude i thought sphinx cats were like this ancient creature but it turns out they're just like canadians from the 60s yeah they're just like literally canadians from 1960 yeah i mean most dog breeds or cat breeds or whatever are often very man-made yeah you ever seen pugs man yeah that's why i'm not a dog guy just look at a pug what's pugs are cute what are you talking about pugs are actually because they look like they want to die they do want to die i think they can't breathe if you squeeze them too hard their eyes pop out of their skull they are they're sad i'm like they're cute dude they look cute i honestly

i just i i don't see it it's like one of those things where it's like, because they are so ugly, they're cute. I don't know. I don't see it. Anyways, if you want to listen to us talk more about this garbage, head on over, join us over on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash sleepdeprived. You know it. The episode extends itself.

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