Sleep Deprived Podcast - We Blew Up - SDP #96

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

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Hey everybody, welcome back to episode 96. Yeah. Hi guys. We're getting real close to the end of the podcast, I'm not going to lie to you. Oof, can't wait. Yeah, that'll be fun once we hang up the phone. Yep. I had an idea where we just get every episode and make it into one giant YouTube video.

Wow. That would be a long YouTube video. No one will watch that, though. Put a little ad revenue on the top. Ad revenue? It would be good. It would be good. And it would start.

Dude, it would start. You could see how awful the podcast stayed over all the five years we did it. Dude, imagine if it got age-restricted. It would. Definitely would. No, it definitely would. Because we have like, there's many that are demonetized and age-restricted. It would. Definitely would. No, it definitely would, right? Because we have, like, there's many that are demonetized and age-restricted. Yeah.

Already. Yeah. We could never get away with it. But I think it would be cool just to have as, like, a meme, you know, for the channel. I think so, yeah. How long would that be? An hour-long video. I think people would just click it out of curiosity you know like

we could title it something super cryptic too like uh just sleep deprived and then it's like just a black thumbnail and it's like a 100 hour long video like I feel like people would click on that and be like huh yeah and then they'd be like oh it's just the podcast again I don't I forgot

I don't like this and then they dislike and write it write a horrible comment how many people do you think would actually watch the full thing two maybe like maybe like a new person yeah like a couple new people maybe three three five tops five on a good day i feel like 10 i feel like there's 10 people out there that could do it i actually think a lot of people would end up watching it because consider this. Halloween season rolls around. You've created a haunted house and you need a soundtrack for the haunted house.

And it's just our 100 hour long video on a constant loop. That is terrifying. And people are just walking through the haunted house and just listening. Like someone could be walking through this the haunted house right now, listening to me say this, and they're like, wow, this is the creepiest thing. Would we, if we were to do that,

would we include the Patreon segment and make it even longer? No. Oh, wow. I don't know if we could do that. That would be like 5 million hours. That'd be rude to our patrons, man. That's true. Those great money pigs. The only people they care about. Speaking of pigs, I have no way to segue this, but did you guys hear about that brand spanking

new AI voice thing? Yes. Is there a pig voice? Whoa, was that an AI in the call? Yes. Mika, are you doing that? Who's doing that? No, I'm not.

That's not me what that sounds really realistic it sounds like a panda but i can just tell it's just a little wait is there a slat ai huh oh wow that sounded really good that did sound really good dude that sounds just like him huh huh huh can you hear me wait guys wait can you hear me wait can you hear me what happened it'll talk to you in corporate boilerplate speak what if we don't end the podcast what happened

we just replace our voices with AI that's so smart what okay okay yeah okay how do you feel about the weather huh what? Schlatt. Hello? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Schlatt,

how do you feel about the weather out there? Huh? Don't say I suck. That's smart though, Panda. Then we could just stop doing the podcast. Yeah. Let's have the AI do it for us.

we could go on ChatGBT and just type up like, I don't know, something. They'd probably come up with funnier bits than us honestly maybe let's try this right now honestly though i like while you're figuring that out schlatt i am kind of like creeped out by the recent like advancements and like the voice ai there were like clips circulating around of just like i don't know politicians saying funky things like joe biden was like uh talking about how like america should be a socialist country or whatever

and uh honestly like it sounded and looked very real how about this give me five ideas for a podcast one a podcast series on the history of different cultures and societies a weekly podcast discussing current events and news a podcast about the latest technology and gadgets a podcast about travel and exploring new places oh we don't go outside no or a podcast featuring interviews with inspiring people and entrepreneurs and we do that all the time yeah wait this podcast isn't full of inspiring people we don't have four of the most inspiring individuals around we could bring on a fifth We do that all the time. Yeah. Wait, this podcast isn't full of inspiring people? We don't have four of the most inspiring individuals around? We could bring on a fifth.

Oh. Via the power of AI. Who should I add to my podcast? Obama. Bring on Obama. One, experts in the field you're discussing two industry leaders three celebrities four journalists ew that that sounds like obama i think i'm close to all of the above boxes we could just add obama right now i actually have him on speed dial can we add him in yeah yeah

sure all right hey obama welcome to the Sleep Deprived Podcast. Good morning, Mika. Obama, what's up? Hey, Obama. How you been doing, man? Awful, absolutely dreadful, in fact. Okay, you don't have Obama here. I just typed in, give me five reasons why journalists suck. Wait, you don't hear Obama right now? I hear him. Wait, Obama's here? Yeah, he's talking right now. You don't hear him? He's like actually talking. No, I don't hear him. He's like actually talking. I don't hear him. You hear him? Obama, how do you feel right now? Terrible. Yeah. Yeah, he's actually talking right now, Schlatt.

You don't, like you really don't hear that. No, I don't hear him. I don't hear him. That is so. It's like the scene from the Polar Express. I believe. Obama, how do you feel about Schlatt? Schlatt got the mama jinx.

Oh, wow. Did you hear that, Schlatt? You're gonna take that? I don't know what he said. I didn't think he'd say that. I can't repeat that. Damn. I can repeat it. Okay, I'm waiting. I said it. You didn't hear it? I heard it.

Am I going crazy? Or just gaslighting Shlatt for this podcast? Shlatt, you didn't hear that? Listen, I asked ChatGPT, why should I give all my money to a YouTuber? One, to support their content and show your appreciation for their work. Two, to help them continue to create content and reach their goals. True. Three, to donate to...

Four, to get access to... Wait, what was three? To donate to a cause they might be raising money for. Four, to access exclusive content or features. Or five, to have your name or message shared with the YouTuber's audience. Wait, those are all pretty apt. Yeah. Well, except for number three.

That one was awful. Yeah, that was lame. I wouldn't do that. Yeah, that was really dumb. So, Mika. Hey, man. I heard this month all the proceeds from Sleep Deprived on your end are going to your favorite charity.

Oh. That's really kind. Yeah. Yeah. deprived on your end are going to your favorite charity oh that's really kind um yeah yeah your whole paycheck is going to charity right that's really kind all the money is for february yeah um did you guys like want me to talk about the charity yeah oh um okay um yeah let me just um you you have a charity picked out right like this yeah i do um uh i'm giving it to uh uh Uh, uh, dog charity. A dog charity? Dog charity? Yeah.

Dog charity. That's the name of the charity. You don't need to look it up. It's super like- Oh, dog charity. It's called dog charity. Like a charity for dogs? No, it's for cats.

They just call it dog charity. That's a really bad name. Why? That's silly. I don't get that. It's really hard to understand because then people are going to donate for the dogs and they're going to be upset that it's going to be cats instead. Mika, is there a monkey charity you could donate to instead? Because I might even chip in with that.

Yeah, that one might be cat charity. They donate to monkeys. Why? No. Why don't they just call it monkey charity? No, because monkey charity donates to orphans. Oh my. This is too confusing

well we just don't give to charity um well well mika here how about this i just asked chat gpt to write an apology from a youtuber who said he was going to donate money but stole all of it instead okay firstly i want to start by apologizing for my actions. I recently made a promise to donate a large sum of money, but instead I selfishly stole it from myself. This was an incredibly wrong and thoughtless thing for me to do, and I'm deeply sorry for my actions. I understand the importance of keeping one's word, and I feel terrible for not doing the

right thing. I recognize the trust that was placed in me and i let everyone down i will do my best to make amends and regain the trust of those who i've wronged again i am truly sorry for my actions so what are you going to do uh well that was really cowardly you got like your friend to read out your apology well firstly i just want to say that apology like word for word kind of sounded like that one apology that that guy who stole a bunch of crypto did and um second of all i would like to say that um i am deeply sorry for um making a promise to donate to dog charity wait are you holding a dog You need to hold a dog and this okay?

Alright, I got one there we go voice. Can you play some like barking sound effects like cute bark sound effects? Like I don't want anything that's gonna like scare middle America. Okay. Thank you. I Am deeply sorry. I pledged to donate to dog charity and I Selfishly stole all of the money that I said I would donate to dog charity. In an effort to make up for this and to make amends with those I have wronged, I will be donating all of my income to cat charity. Thank you. So you're going to just leave dog charity in the dust? You're just give it all to cat charity yeah because they donate to dogs okay now i asked it to write a mean comment in the comment section of mika's apology video but it also rhymes. Your apology video is just a sham.

It can't make up for your misdeeds and scams. You've proven you're nothing but a thief. You don't deserve a chance for relief. Your sorry act is hard to believe. You're just trying to save face and deceive. You cannot make up for what you've done. And your words are not enough to atone. That didn't rhyme.

Oh, yeah. They fucked up. No, it was a slant rhyme. It was like, it was almost a no it was a slant rhyme it was like it was almost it was a slant room yeah yeah um can you uh can you write me a response and then like copy and paste it here so i can like you know write a youtube right uh reply to the last comment yeah like write a reply to like a main youtube comment or something yeah what if we became the chat gbt podcast that would be so fun i understand your feelings of anger and frustration and i don't blame you for them i'm deeply sorry for my actions and i know that words

alone cannot make up for what i've done i'll be doing the best I can to make amends and regain the trust of those I... This is the same thing. Yeah, it's actually not how I feel either. Wow, it's just like real life. You got your friend to reply to the comment? That's so cowardly. Can you put down a beat? Like, can someone beatbox and I'll reply to this comment.

I'll handle it. Uh. Uh. Sorry for your comment. I don't love that. You are really stupid. it. Uh. Uh. Sorry for your comment. I don't love that. You are really stupid. I am awesome. You are really uh, yeah.

I am really cool and I'm glad that I grinded your gears. You suck. Cause you didn't believe me. I'm on top. That's it. Thanks. Yeah, you're canceled.

Oh. If you guys could donate to one charity, which one would you donate to right now? Whale charity. It's for dogs. Nice. The Clintons. You do a Twitch live stream where you raise a million to give to the Clintons.

No, I actually make all my viewers give money to the charity. That's smart. That is smart. Yeah. I look like a great guy. I'm not actually using ChatGPT, guys. I'm using OpenAI Playground, which is like the beta test version that isn't constantly in capacity. The better one.

And actually gives you based responses. So I typed in list of worst charities to donate to. And it gave me a list of 10 of them. Kids Wish Network. Cancer Fund of America. American Breast Cancer Foundation. Children's Wish Foundation International. wish network cancer fund of america and breast cancer foundation children's wish foundation international firefighters charitable foundation international union of police associations national veterans service fund american cancer society breast cancer relief foundation and united

way well what makes them so awful like why did the ai pick those as the i don't know i'm gonna ask what makes these those all real what makes these charities so bad they sound at least when i get one kids wish network has been accused of spending the majority of its donations on fundraising and administrative costs leaving relatively little for the kids that's that's fair. Two. Oh, wow. It's literally giving the exact same sentence for all of these. What does it say are the best charities?

What is the best charity? If it's not dog charity or cat charity. Sleep Deprived, Patreon. That's a good option, yeah option yeah oh we should do a fundraiser for that that's genius no fucking way the best charity to donate to is a matter of personal choice as different charities have different goals and focus on different causes however some charities are generally considered to be among the best such as the bill and melinda gates foundation oh my god come on doctors without borders the red cross which i'm pretty sure is not

a good one and unicef is the red cross a good one i i a lot of the big ones are not good, usually. Yeah. Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Oh, I guess so. I guess maybe it is. I don't know. Shout out to the Red Cross. Yeah, shout out Red Cross. Shout out Red Cross.

Red Cross. What's up, Red Cross Nation? Honestly, usually when I've donated, it's just been to, I don't know what the technical term is called but they're like very small charities um that like pass on like most of the money to you know the actual cause i don't know what it's called like the technical term but it's like a very small like geographically very specific charity yeah you give to cat charities so like fuck you no i i donate all of my money actually oh wow yeah it's very it's i mean it's very

very locally specific you know like mika's very geographically specific that's so kind. I donate all of it to a specific branch of Chase Bank near my home. Oh. And it goes right into an account. Just directly deposits it. And then that account disperses it to people that need it. Yeah. Yeah. Like when I need doordash

so people need to eat man people need to eat wow that is a very like hyper specific charity that i think i could get behind yeah that's really local that's like it good. I like to help my community. Wow. Yeah. So, hey, I mean, are we looking forward to this podcast being over? No, I love this podcast. No, I love it, buddy. I kind of love this podcast, yeah. This is all that I have.

All of my worth is attached to this podcast. Oh. If it ends, I die. Oh. Yeah. I just self-destruct. I have a little thing in my heart that right when it hits episode 100 i just blow up oh well okay it'll be good for the views like it'll oh yeah

yeah well i think i think yeah i think episode 100 might be a little explosive and make waves it's true i mean i'll also die yeah yeah don't care about that so we're gonna kill you in episode 100 you're gonna blow up well i'm killing myself you'd go out with the bank will you do it on well we would need to figure out something where like you're you we're recording you so that when you do it, like... Right. Because you couldn't save and then export and then upload the footage. I just, I thought you guys would be more like, oh, it's so sad that you're going or something. But it's okay.

It's fine. It's, you know, it's all about the content. I get it. I just put a little, a little note. Dude, what the fuck did I just put a little A little note What the fuck did you just put Mika that's so out of pocket for you man No I think it would Can Astro wear a suicide vest

No No no no No no no No no no You're really like You want me No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're really like, you want me. You thought about that one at all? No, no, no, no, I'm just saying, I don't think we should like, I don't, I don't think we

should exactly like, uh, give away too many details, but let's just say we have something very special planned for episode 100. Yeah, this podcast is going out with a bang. You're going to love this podcast is going out with a bang you're gonna love this podcast holy shit we're actually doing a suicide pact and we're all gonna kill each other no no that's not I've got too much to live for

I don't have a lot to live for yeah I mean either honestly so you can all wear suicide vests Yeah, I mean either, honestly. So you can all wear suicide vests. You know, this podcast is the only thing that keeps me going. I think so, I am. If this podcast goes away, I go away. I'm gonna kill myself.

So remember that i think our maniacal laughter is make is gonna make no sense to anyone listening right now but come episode 100 you'll see you'll all already read your fucking psychotic comment out loud. They know exactly what we're referring to. You insane maniac. No, I'm not. No, I mean, just like, how funny would it be if all of us were just carrying a suicide vest? That'd actually be really funny. Yeah, that'd be really hilarious.

Thank you. Wow. Panda, what's the best charity man well as i've said before the patreon so true so true so guys valentine's day will have come and gone a day after this episode goes live it'll be on the day for the audio listeners what are your guys plans for valentine's day come on do we give you give share some plans uh probably gonna wake up take a shit uh maybe have a little breakfast wait Wait, what day is Valentine's Day on? Tuesday. Tuesday. Okay. Yeah.

Probably write a little script, watch some anime maybe. Nice. How about you? I'm probably going to wake up, have a smoothie, head off to work. Oh, yeah. That's romantic. Yeah head off to work. Oh, yeah. That's romantic. Yeah, do some work. I'm probably going to come home.

Probably going to like... That's where you're going to see your date, right? At home. Yeah, my date with the computer, because then I'm probably going to do more work on the computer. Oh, so your date works at the same place you work. You could

put it that way. I guess I was just planning to put on a movie and eat by myself. With your date? No, by myself. And just eat. Mika, what if I joined you?

No, it's okay. Thanks, man. Schlatt, what are you doing for Valentine's Day? Wow, you just got destroyed a bit. Used to it. I'll be probably ordering some food. And I'm sorry. I am so out of it i just read a tweet that came up on my page

and uh it's really taken me out of this whole podcast thing oh no yeah what was it um it was a poll and i can't find it anymore wow oh i found it okay should it be legal or ethically okay to eat a child with a mental capacity lower than the smartest animal that is regularly consumed by your culture. Assume the parent's consent.

Wow. What the fuck? How did you find this tweet? Wow. That is just awful. Well, it was quote tweeted by someone I follow who said that this is also the person who once tweeted, showers upset my skin microbiome. Is this a streamer?

Oh, great. She lives in Austin, too. You guys could collab. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. You guys could cook a child wow that's probably one of the worst things i've heard in my life to be honest yeah not great very upsetting i can't i can't overdo it so do you guys hear about popcorners

and breaking bad yeah, man. I loved those. I actually really liked that trailer. I thought it was a funny commercial. Wait, what happened? Popcorners did a thing with Breaking Bad where they got, like, the actual actors and the scenes they were at. Yeah, Popcorners. You know, they're like chips but popcorn.

I've never heard of this in my life. You've never had Popcorners? They're really good. They're in my life. You've never had Popcorners? They're really good. They're actually pretty good. I've never had Popcorners. Yeah, I like them. And they just recreated Breaking Bad scenes. They even had that one guy.

I forget his name. Jesse? They had Jesse. They had James. They had Meowth. They had all of them. Walter White? Yep.

Maybe Skylar White? Yep. Maybe, uh, Skyler White? Oh, no. Maybe, uh, what's his name? Gustavo Fring? Dude, if he was in that, that'd be fucking awesome. Dude, Gus is my favorite character.

He's like Walter, but like smarter, even though... Yeah. Yeah's like Walter, but smarter. Even though... Yeah. Yeah. You kind of remind me of Gus. You just like calling him psychotic? I feel like you're reading too deep into what I...

That's not really what I was trying to say. All right. Who out of all of us would kill someone? You. You. You. Motherfucker. You guys didn't even think about that.

No, it's instant. That's the most obvious answer Who's the least likely to kill someone? Mika I guess Thanks guys Astros it was just me. Yeah, I Think more questions, this is a fun game. Yeah, let's keep doing this All right Never mind This is a fun game. Yeah, let's keep doing this No, keep it was good it was good which one of us is most likely to eat belly button lint I

Smell it panda. Yeah, it smells fucking disgusting man. Which one of us is most likely to shit on the floor a panda Interesting I was actually gonna say you Disgusting, man. Which one of us is most likely to shit on the floor? A panda. Interesting. I was actually going to say you. Damn. I feel like you would do it to prove a point. Which one of us is the most likely to... I'm not too good at this. Can you do it?

Who's most likely to be a terrorist? You. You. Oh, come on who is most likely to uh live a nice happy life in their like multi-million dollar mansion and like you know set off fireworks with the grandkids on the fourth of july and you know roast some hot dogs and take a nice walk to the marina where they've got a nice little yacht parked waiting for them. And, you know, maybe they listen to a nice little bit of yacht rock while they're on

the yacht. And, you know, maybe they hand off like an old family heirloom watch to their son or daughter-in-law or, yeah, and have a cat. Yeah, I think I'd be a panda. Yeah, I think that'd be a panda. Yeah, I do have a thing for money. I was actually thinking Schlepp for that one. Schlepp built his quota, dude.

Yeah, I'm done. I am done with the pod, though. I hope you understand. My quota was reached about 21 minutes in. I'm going to keep bringing it up the quota resets in the patreon extension it totally does and i start talking again so go over there patreon.com slash lead to pride five dollars a month and you get double the pod oh yeah if we put a paywall

over schlatt people will buy it that would be fucking hilarious i'm just completely muted and we're like yep you want this it's on patreon we'll unmute them and you guys are just laughing hysterically and then and then people buy it and then it's it just wasn't there at all you just talk like twice and that's it. Come see the one and only Schlatt. Baba Booey. True.

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