Sleep Deprived Podcast - WE GET POLITICAL - Sleep Deprived Podcast #66

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

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Yeah. Everybody, well, don't interrupt me. Dude, come on. Don't interrupt me. We just started filming, Mika. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Go play Legend of Zelda or some BS, man.

Go play Sonic Mania, man. Go play Sonic Mania, man. Go play the old Chatterfang Squirrel General. Oh, my God. Chatterfang Squirrel General. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. What a callback.

What a callback. I actually updated my Chatterfang Squirrel General deck just because there are a lot of new good cards that are really good like Meat Hook Massacre. It's actually a really awesome card. Especially for

that kind of style deck where you sacrifice a bunch of tokens in order to get stacking effects from life gain and life draining other people. It's also like a board clear in one card. Please stop. You know, I don't want to say anything, but Astro, you nailed it on the head.

Mika, I love you, dude. But I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Oh, um... No, no, oh um yeah so don't keep going that was not an invitation to keep keep talking hey everybody welcome back to sleep the pod podcast episode 66 yeah we're three episodes away from uh me leaving permanently forever yep and you think i'm joking cope with that uh no guys monkey pox is going around uh they just declared it an actual crisis let's talk about that yeah the world health organization declares monkey pox a public health emergency of international concern sweet i i thought the whole monkey pox thing was gonna be like a lip in the news to be honest i was like oh monkey pox how could it possibly you know but uh here we are yeah so it

it it comes with uh the following symptoms fever and headache sore throat and cough, swollen lymph nodes, back pain and muscle aches, and lack of energy. And then as it progresses, as it progresses, they added a patch where you get lesions. A rash follows the initial symptoms. Painful lesions can appear anywhere including face, arm, and legs.

Within two to three weeks, lesions scab over and resolve. After this, a person is no longer contagious i i've dealt with that a little bit is this like a twenty dollar thing ten dollars how much it's actually they sell it in a battle pass oh so you get to you have to level up the lesions all right so it's free to play with the battle pass it's free to play free to free to get you know i've heard mika's pretty into the free to play battle pass model wait what no i you you can't you can't free to play a battle pass you have to buy a paddle pass to

participate in love you have to buy the monkey pox battle pass well i i don't know if you buy monkey pox but what i know about battle pass models is you have to buy the battle pass to participate. No, okay, never mind. I'm not buying the battle pass. I'm just not going to buy the monkey pox. I'm going to pass on this one. And hey, look, fatality risk. Case fatality ratio has been around 3% to 6%.

He said ratio. Imagine you get ratioed by monkey pox. The number of monkey pox cells in your body outwe. The number of monkeypox cells in your body outweighs the number of white blood cells. And then you just... Ratioed. You know, 3-6% is actually kind of substantial. Imagine if it was COVID-level infection rates,

but 3-6%. That would be a global disaster of unprecedented proportions. Yeah like that would be a like global disaster of like unprecedented proportions yeah that would have been wild covid my name covid yeah well thank god cuomo isn't in office anymore so uh we'll be okay didn't you say you didn't want to get political on the podcast anymore what do you oh there's nothing political about talking about andrew cuomo's failures with the nursing home community oh yeah that's that's actually true he like let people go to nurse what did he do exactly i don't know i just listened to what hannity says and talk like cars like uh like shot like on fox news yeah says. And Tucker. Like, uh, like,

on Fox News? Yeah, yeah. You watch Fox? What? I have Dish. That's the only channel I get. And they're on Dish. We're getting political. Fox News?

CNN? CNN? COVID? For reference, we just recorded over two hours of Roblox. And we all want to die. It was probably two and a half hours. I think for one of those hours, Schlatt held us hostage in this one Roblox match. Mika, you were the one who held us hostage, dude.

What are you talking about, man? I wanted to go in the hole and get a gun and kill everyone. You were in the way. You were really going to have to give context. You were Snorlaxing the way, dude. You were really going to have to give context for that, man. Oh, well.

Yeah, I hate when Mika... If the viewers want context, they're going to have to give context for that, man. Oh, well... If viewers want context, they're gonna have to watch the video. Damn. That's a pretty good promo. But no, he kept us in this war simulator. He told us we had to train. We had to keep training.

And you guys didn't. You failed me. It was a pyramid scheme. what's gonna happen when cuomo sends covet 19 patients into our platoon to like to go to war yeah why what just like covet sells going to war yeah war sells man war makes money war sells like covet sells like yeah like oh my god dude you just blew my mind man wow bro bro you just actually blew don't think I did you did say that sorry I guess my brain is just

look we played a lot of Roblox man we did play a lot of Roblox you've been looking up nude John Wick no I'm I'm asking if you guys have seen the new new NBW. If you guys have seen the new John Wick trailer.

New John Wick. No, I'm asking. You kind of like John Wick, huh? You like John Wick, don't you? I'm asking, have you seen the new John wick trailer we've seen nude john wick oh my god i hope you get monkey pox man my name wow what the hell i wasn't talking to you i was just talking to somebody in the distance who man i just my friend in my house possibly have been talking to i was talking to george man went to george yeah i hope you die of monkey i was

talking to my friend sorry monkey fuck george who man what's that yeah what What was that little noise? I just heard a little fucking noise. Did you just open a beer bottle? No. Sounds like a vape. I'm not vaping. It's a beer bottle. Okay, that's what I thought. You getting a little wasted?

No, actually, it's a glass bottle of sparkling water. So you get to you get to relax after putting us through an hour of... You have the cushiest job on the fucking planet, dude. You are relaxing while playing. That's your job is relaxing. Your job is relaxing. I'm drinking San Pellegrino sparkling water.

That's pretty awesome. My job is busting. Yeah, all things considered, we're pretty lucky to have this sleep deprived gig. Sometimes it gets a little hard not being able to sleep. You know what, Mika? We should call our group, we should call our fan base the

Sleeper Agents. Ooh, that's actually pretty sick. That's not bad. My food is here, though. I'm gonna be right back. Alright, see ya, man. Hey, Panda. My name... Don't fucking finish that.

Don't. No! No! No! Bad. Don't. Yes, Panda? If I was Tupac, would you resurrect me? Yeah, probably.

He's already alive, man. Do you think... Do you really think Tupac is alive? 100%. What about Michael Jackson? 100% Michael's alive. What about Biggie?

Biggie's alive. Hold on, why do you think Tupac is alive? I saw him at Kmart last week. Honestly, there's images that surface of people that just look just like Tupac. And they're like, yo, this guy's still alive. That's him. That's fucking him. Do you think Tupac is actually alive?

He's alive. No, I think he's dead. No, he's real, man. He's fucking him. Do you think Tupac is actually alive? He's alive. No, I think he's dead. No, he's real, man. He's out there. What evidence do you have for Tupac being alive? I told you I saw him at Kmart last week. Kmart ran out of business years ago. Nope, they got a Kmart down my street right next to the Blockbuster.

Oh my god. Why is it called Kmart? What does the K stand for? Well, you don't want to know. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? I got a French dip on DoorDash, and they didn't give me the fucking dip! Oh god, here we go. What?!

It's a Mivu dip. Shut, God. Here we go. It's a menu dip. Shut the fuck up. The meal is worthless now. What am I going to do? I'm just going to eat a plain roast beef sandwich? I literally paid $10 in fucking regulatory fees. and this is how dumb

fucks i i'm sorry i'm sorry i apologize whoa that's unlikely i don't and look i don't i don't typically have blow-ups like that every day yeah the sleep deprived game. He never does that to us. Never. Guys. Because I respect you guys. I respect you guys and I like you guys. I just feel bad. We're growing.

We're changing. We're learning. He treats us really well. We're different than how we used to be. We're evolving. This is absolutely fucking ridiculous, though, that I order a French dip and the whole point of the sandwich, it is literally in the fucking name.

French dip. No dip! I have a solution for you, man. What? The restaurant? No. What kind of stuff do you have in your fridge? Sparkling water. You only have sparkling water in your fridge?

Yep. Yep. And nothing else, like, at all? Nope. So, have you heard of the term sloppy steak? No. No way. So, I'm just...

That's not a thing, dude. It's a thing, man. So, what you... Sloppy seconds? Sloppy steak. You could try making a sloppy sandwich. What you do is you get a plate and you pour the sparkling water

onto the plate. You're laughing. No, man. I'm about to give you a sloppy sandwich, bro. And then you put the sandwich in the plate of sparkling water and then you eat it with a fork and knife. It's a real thing.

Okay. Now let me ask you something. Okay. Are you clinically insane? Yes. No. I rest my point. Wait, I'm not, though. I call a panda to the stage,

your honor. Panda, do you vow to tell the truth, so help you God, and nothing but the truth? Bro, I be reading the Bible and shit. Great. I'd like a lawyer. I'll be your lawyer, man. Alright. What are we fighting for? A panda.

Yo. Did Mika shit on your bed? Object. I do not think Mika shit is... I object the hearsay. I can't even speak my piece, my one piece. Yo, this last one piece chapter was fucking crazy.

Object. No one in the courtroom has ever read one piece or will ever read it. Objection. I have read one piece Objection, false. I have read One Piece. No one likes One Piece like me. Sustained.

Objection, loser. Objection, failure in life. No, bro, One Piece, bro. Objection, is a virgin. Objection, can we call the witness to the stand? I'd like to ask Mika a question. Okay. May I judge?

Cross-examination. You're lawyer proceed yeah it's not a conflict of interest mika where were you the night of the killing what killing you know just let it out man i can you tell me like what night that was i gotta be you're just not you're not paying me enough and i'm just gonna be mika did it it was mika okay i rest my case i am firing my lawyer and i'm gonna self-represent myself uh i did i am not clinically insane i did not murder anyone um hearsay okay um objection objection ran about you know what we put we've put so much focus on me why aren't we gonna put a panda on trial objection what about objection okay uh i'm just saying objection fallacy bloomberg how could it be a fallacy that i just said I'm just saying, man. Ad hominem. Ad hominem, yep. Ad hoc.

Straw man. Bloomberg. I'm just saying from my experience... I'm sorry, this meal is fucking terrible. The mac and cheese is not good. The sandwich did not come with the dip that completes the sandwich.

It's just dry roast beef. I'm actually upset right now. You know what it is, Schlatt, is you gotta that completes the sandwich. It's just dry roast beef. I'm actually upset right now. You know what it is, Schlatt, is you gotta have a sloppy sandwich. You should complain. You should kill the DoorDash driver. It's not the DoorDash driver's fault, but I will be revoking my tip and charging it back.

Just out of principle. Yeah. But what if it wasn't the DoorDash driver's fault? What if it was the Rep dash driver's fault what if it was doesn't matter doesn't matter because when you're in the seals if one person fucks up the whole team does it the whole team gets punished but schlatt you want to show it's the whole team baby it's the whole team baby hey listen listen big guy listen you want to show them that you're strong but fair right and if you punish the door dash driver you're showing them that you're strong but fair right and if you punish the doordash driver you're showing them that you're a

tyrant you're not showing them that you're fair you want to be fair about this so how could we work this out and be fair about it i say we catch them we throw them in the basement rip a few toenails off until they start talking oh yeah so another thing that happened when we were recording Roblox for two and a half hours right before this, we were in another map, a minion map, for another hour, and it was just the same minion track on loop being played in our ears. I feel like it was like brainwashing to like make us into sleeper agents. It was like, eh, eh, eh. Yeah, and then he would say Michael. Yeah, and then he was like Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael.

For like two hours. I'm sorry. I'm writing a nasty email to DoorDash. Uh oh. Can you narrate it? Nope. I'm saying a lot of terrible things. I actually doxxed the...

I put an air tag on the DoorDash driver's car, and I'm about to follow him home and kill his entire family. All right, yeah, well, that's fair. Yeah, that's understandable, yeah. That might be a bit too much, actually. What do you mean? It might not be enough honestly I feel like in terms of

I'm tired of this woke scolding Mika on the pod Yeah dude Like I'm trying to be mad bro Like you should teach them never to fuck with you again Exactly That's the lesson that should be taught But we're all pussy snowflakes now We can't even dox people.

SJW liberals in here. We can't even dox people anymore. What does this world come to, huh? Really? Yeah, I mean, like, you know, I just think, you know, murdering is not real. Oh, murdering's bad now, Mika? Screw you, woke scolds. We'll see who cancels who.

Listen. I'm listening. You hear that? Yeah. Did you hear that silence? Yeah. If you go through with what you're thinking of doing, that will be the the silence of the with what you're thinking of doing that will be the the

silence of the generations of people who will be silent and uh I don't even know what I'm saying guys it's been 24 minutes we uh

can we get what what what do we normally talk about now? We do the Patreon segment now. No, no, no. It's been too soon for the Patreon segment. Come on, bro. These people care. These lovely people. What do the people say?

What do the people want us to say? Patreon! Patreon! Is a hot dog a sandwich, or is it not a sandwich? Oh my god. It absolutely is a sandwich. Fuck off.

It literally is, dude. What constitutes a sandwich? Is my dick between your ass a sandwich? What constitutes a fucking sandwich? I don't know about that. I don't think that one's a sandwich, to be honest. Then what is? Well, dude, like when people

say it's because there's two, because it's one slice of bread. A sandwich is a slice of bread, some stuff in between, and then another slice of bread that's a sandwich. No, but here's the thing. There's some burgers, for example, that have the patties connected together at the end. That's a burger. That's a mistake. That's not a burger. That's not a sandwich. That's a mistake. for example that have the patties connected together at the end and you're telling me those aren't those

that's a mistake that's not a burger that's not a sandwich that's a mistake burgers are sandwiches you see I've found the answer from the US Department of Agriculture oh fuck them they're on your side Panda

oh nevermind so the US Department of Agriculture describes a sandwich as a meat or poultry filling between two slices of bread, a bun, or a biscuit. So, if you think about it, Astro, you being a vegan, you're not eating sandwiches ever. So, what do you know about sandwiches? They're lobbied.

Lobbied. By who, man? A bunch of lobbyists. By who? I don't know. By who, man? A bunch of lobbyists. By who? Mitch McConnell. Elon Musk. Bill Gates. Mike Bloomberg.

You know how Mike Bloomberg bought memes? He did? Yeah, he paid meme accounts like $10 to post a meme about him. That's fucking epic, dude. Were they good? No, they sucked.

The only thing I remember from his campaign is Big Gay Ice Cream. So long, Gay Bowser. Dude, what did Mario actually say when he said that? I straight up think he said So long, Gay Bowser, and they just kept it in. Like, what else could he have said?

So long a Bowser? That's just, okay. It's Italian, right? It's probably like so long gay Bowser. So long gay Bowser. So long gay Bowser. That doesn't even sound right though.

It's not as good. I think he says gay. Where's the fucking homophobic, dude? We need to end his life. What do you guys think? I think I'd really like for my life to be ended right now. Why, Mika? I'm just tired, man.

Okay. Jesus Christ. Hey, man, I'm feeling really depressed. okay jesus christ hey man i'm feeling really depressed this is like the really lowest point of my life oh okay yeah like i think i'm gonna end my life oh okay there's people out there that actually respond like that yeah you guys want to read out the patreon comments for this episode new text document says please make the following minecraft mob noises villager zombie tnt explosion skeleton steve hurt noise classic all right here we go everyone villager okay zombie

okay tnt explosion Okay, zombie. Okay, TNT explosion. Okay. All right. Skeleton, everybody. Nah, bro. That's a silverfish. What are you doing? All right.

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Sky20 says, Adachi was right. I don't know what that means, and I don't want to know. Itachi? No, not Itachi. Itachi. Adachi. Uchiha. Mangekyo in the eyes! Only see blood when the ninja cries!

Blood when a ninja cries! What the fuck are you guys doing? It's a good song, man. Itachi! You don't know that song? Itachi! You know the killer mini rap song? Mangekyo in the eyes! Only see blood when a ninja cries! Blood when a ninja cries!

Bro, you guys sound like you guys are singing a Corpse Husband song. It basically is a Corpse Husband song. Corpse ripped him off. True. Anyway, the last message is way too fucking long. Fuck you. Can you say who it's from? No. You guys can.

Fuck him. This is from RadicalSniperHD Ratty. Hello, hello. I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night um i actually worked in that office before you i'm finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact so i know it can be a bit overwhelming but i'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about uh you'll do fine so let's just focus on getting you through your first week okay uh let's see first there's an introductory greeting from the company that i'm supposed to read uh it's kind of a legal thing you know um welcome to

freddy fazbear's pizza a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike where fantasy and fun come to life fazbear entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person upon discovering that damage or death has occurred a missing person chart will be filled within 90 days or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and breached and the carpets have been replaced mika blah blah now that might sound bad i know but there's really nothing to worry about uh the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night monkey but do i blame them no if i were forced to sing those stupid songs for 20 years and never got a bath oh my god dude i'd probably

be here all night too so remember these characters hold a special place in the hearts of the children, and we need to show them a little respect. Right? Okay. So just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. They're left in some kind of free-roaming mode at night. Let us out. Bababooey. Bababooey.

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