Sleep Deprived Podcast - WE GOT HIGH - Sleep Deprived Podcast #73

Episode Date: September 6, 2022

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You know when you do really cool in sports? That's what I'm going to do on this recording right now. All right. You keep talking. Like, you know when you get a three-pointer? Basketball. Everybody, welcome back to Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 73. We're 73 and deep at this point.

Astrosis is a filthy weed smoker, pothead, terrible person now, smoking all the devil's lettuce. Guys, this isn't good. This isn't good. Okay. We've, for five years, since 2017 when we started this podcast and never miss an episode, we always took a hard stance against yeah we've been against drugs and alcohol absolutely especially the devil's lettuce of course and you know why do you know why we're so against it why is that why why amika because to quote frank ocean's mom weed makes you stupid lazy sluggish and unconcerned wow stupid lazy sluggish and unconcerned i'm starting to rethink things in the words of frank ocean boy toy ride me like a uber

boy toy suck me like a hoover asher's this you just uh you smoked weed for like the first time what happened i did i did did. I went camping. I don't know if you guys have ever been camping. Oh, here we go. Look, man. I went camping, all right? I like to go camping with my friends. Yeah!

And we were pretty far away from home, and I decided to try weed for the first time. Oh, like the Spider-Man movie. I guess, yeah, sort of. With more weed, though. So how far away from home were you? Because in Spider-Man, they were in Europe, but I'm guessing you weren't in Europe. You were not. I'm scared of giving an amount of miles.

Someone's going to triangulate me. Okay. Can you give us a ballpark, if you're comfortable with that? 3,000 light years. Okay. So still within this galaxy, but definitely in another it was on it was on earth okay anyway have you guys ever been to like a weed store no no no it's actually like terrifying in there it's like a way i have you have yeah it's weird it's it's really weird there's like a bunch

in there yeah it's like an apple store except like more security there's like there's like four like old guys outside like super buff like protecting the store, except, like, more security. There's, like, four, like, old guys outside, like, super buff, like, protecting the store. And then when you get in, you gotta, like, sign paperwork. Like, it's intense. And then you get into the actual place. They got, like, 30 cameras on you. And they, like, coerce you into buying shit. And so I bought these edibles for, like, I don't even...

God knows how much. Like, $60. What? It was really expensive for, like, these little gummies that tasted like shit and um yeah like we camped for like three days and i had one every day sometimes multiple a day oh no oh my god you were getting high every day i was getting high every day and i kid you not i kept going this edible ain't shit. Because I was eating them, and they weren't affecting me. Classic rookie mistake. Wait, so you didn't get high?

No, for like two days, I didn't feel anything. Like, all my friends were like freaking out and like having a crazy time. And I was just sitting there like, this is boring. But then, the last night, I had the same edible I had been having the whole weekend. And it actually like broke me down. What? Like zero to 100. I had like a complete nervous breakdown.

It was actually horrifying. You had a panic attack? Yeah, I had like a panic attack. Oh, God. Yeah, it was actually genuinely maybe one of the worst experiences of my life wait so you were fine the first two days you didn't feel much at all and then affect me at and then the third day the same amount the same amount i had been using five milligrams every single time that's bizarre i i have no maybe that that one was laced you know i don't know

this edible and shit i was literally going the whole weekend like this shit to my friends and then i had the worst experience by far of any of my friends on the last night what happened were you like were you like sweating were you crying um well i think like i'm scared of people generally so i just thought all my friends were trying to kill me oh really yeah that sucks i was like running away i like ran to the tent i was hiding in there i kept like peeking in the tent like watching every was it like genuine fear it was genuine fear and i like could not ground myself like i couldn't find any logic to ground myself on long story short i'm not doing weed again i quit i'm really sorry that

happened astro i's back on the straight edge that sounds really like actually like terrifying yeah but it was also pretty funny it doesn't sound like it was funny at all yeah actually the next morning we got mcdonald's it tasted really good sounds like that was the worst night of your life yeah nothing funny they're laughable about it you described it to me earlier and i was like okay so it was like pretty bad but now i'm like fully grasping the extent to truly how like horrible this experience was and like i don't i can't find the humor in it to be honest trapped in a fucking forest with it was fully believing that your friends were gonna come kill

you it was like midnight dark and like I couldn't see anything. What else were you thinking about aside from your friends trying to kill you? There was a lot of mosquitoes like biting me. So I kept thinking that my legs were like infinitely bleeding. Oh. I kept like rubbing my legs and it was probably just sweat, but it felt like blood. It's like that meme where it's like there's bugs under your skin. Yeah, there were bugs rubbing my legs. It was probably just sweat, but it felt like blood. It's like that meme where there's bugs under your skin. Yeah, there were bugs under my skin.

My friends were trying to kill me. There was one good thing. It felt like I had Marvel cinematic vision. Everything was widescreen in a movie theater. That was good. Whoa. Yeah, other than that, though. All right, that's fucking sick.

Yeah, it was actually kind of awesome. Guys, I think we're all going to have to do edibles after hearing that. That's actually terrifying though. Like, I would not want that to happen to me at all. Even if I could get an awesome podcast story out of it.

Yeah. I mean, I... That's why I did it, for the pod. Do it for the pod. Honestly, we should put ourselves in more dangerous situations and just like crazy things. Just to make entertaining stories for the pod we do it for the pod honestly we should put ourselves in more dangerous situations and just like yeah crazy things just to make entertaining stories for the pod we should set some patreon goals like if we get 2 000 patrons we'll all get uh exceedingly high and have panic attacks oh yo i i've heard you imagine a podcast of all of us Breaking down like crying And like scared of each other It's never happened to me

Like I've never had a bad experience Well hi I'm sorry If I'm making you jealous But uh You've smoked pot too I have yeah When did you break our vow I'm sorry I'm also

I also lay a shit ton of pipe and smoke crack and drink booze. This is not going to get you into heaven, dude. Yeah, no, you're right. No, you're right. Astro, I heard

from people who talk about this sort of thing that you're supposed to wait if if the if you're not feeling the edible you have to wait because it just takes longer to digest you know versus like smoking it's like pretty immediate but but if it's like because there's another thing that added on to this i didn't have to shit like the entire time i was camping did you have to pee maybe yeah a lot i mean i have to pee i have like a chihuahua bladder but shitting like never happened so maybe my body processes things

really slowly and just all the edibles from the whole weekend just all hit at once you know maybe that happened maybe i mean because it could be you have like a slow metabolism or something maybe like that sounds pretty wild it was pretty funny when i went to the weed store because like uh i will i walked up and like ordered my edibles and everyone behind me like there's this guy behind me he was like oh he knows what he's getting oh shit as if i was like a hardened veteran my whole life i've gone like everyone just thinks I do a shit ton of drugs because I mean I look like I do a shit ton of drugs was there a reason that you decided to

go with the edibles instead of you know like a spliff or a blunt or a joint or a spliff honestly well part of it was because we were camping in a public area didn't want people to smell it and rat on us but also like the smell I don't like the smell.

It smells kind of gross. It does. It smells like a skunk. It smells like a stinky skunk. A little bit of a stinky skunk, yes. Figured I'd try it out. And now you'll never do it again. But imagine if you didn't have to pee.

If smoking weed or eating an edible made you not want to pee, like, with poop. Like, imagine how awesome that would be. Why would that be awesome? I might even do it, honestly. Why would that be good? Why? Yeah.

Because I... Your body needs to relieve the pee. Yeah, but, like, you know Astro. Surely you know what it's like to pee all the time and how annoying it is. You're comfortable in bed and you have to get up and piss, but it's like, oh, I don't want to, but it hurts. It hurts? Wait, it hurts? Yeah. What, it never hurts hurts i don't think it's just you have like you just have a an edible and you just have complete continence like you don't have to shit or piss the rest of your life exactly i'd

be i'd be high all the time i would be i would be fucking i hate shitting and pissing turn into a big sphere it's all the piss and shit locked in your body. I can kind of relate to what you're saying about the stores, though, because I don't know if it's similar, but I have a friend who vapes. So this one time I followed him into a vape store and dude, it was like being on a UFO. It was so bright. Yeah. I couldn't see, dude.

My eyes were blinded. It was like just fluorescent white light flooding the entire area. I was like, please, I can't take this. Yeah. I was going to say, Astro, I heard the first two days. You're talking about like the first two days. You didn't feel anything. I was like, oh, fuck.

What if you went into just like a hemp store and it was just a complete scam because you'll walk around new york city and you'll see those fucking weed trucks weed in air quotes because there's no weed whatsoever there's no active ingredient that gets you high in it and it just just preys off of uh off of tourists and shit who are like oh i'm in new york city i gotta get high on the weed truck. And there's just nothing in it that actually gets you high. And it's like they just upsell you on the stupidest shit. That would have sucked.

That would have sucked. But you got the full experience, so I'm happy for you, man. It turns out it worked. It worked. Can we get a round of applause for Ash Resist? Thank you. Yeah, dude. You know, camping was fun. Camping was fun. Can we get a round of applause for Ash Resist? Camping was fun You could have been a little stoner head You could have been a little weed

A little weed head Yeah they say people that are Naturally high get affected by it more So you know maybe I'm just naturally high What the fuck does that mean naturally high? I'm high on life What the fuck are you talking about? People that are naturally high? I'm high on life. I'm high on life. What the fuck are you talking about?

People that are naturally high? I'm just naturally high, man. Do you guys have any cool camping experiences? You know, talking about being high on life? No. Sometimes camping. Oh, okay. I went camping once and it fucking sucked.

Really? What? Yeah, I was in Australia in the middle of nowhere. Why did you camp in Australia where you're like three feet from the sun and everything wants to kill you? That's where God put all of the worst creatures. That's where I went camping one time. Are you being serious?

Yes. The fun thing about Australia is it's very hot during the day. And then at night, so the opposite happens. It gets very cold. Oh. Oh. Yeah. And so I woke up shivering inside of a cold U-Haul truck. Wait, what?

You were camping in a U-Haul? What? Inside of a truck. Yeah. I thought the truck would retain heat better than a tent would. So I was the one who decided to sleep in the truck and I woke up shivering. And then I had to crawl up the hill to the, to a house where all the rich people were,

because I, you know, like I was a, I was just a fucking idiot at the time who had no subs. So I didn't get the house that was warm with the fire. So I, I, fucking idiot at the time who had no subs so i didn't get the house that was warm with the fire so i i walked from the u-haul to the house and i just like laid on top of the pile of people that were in there to stay warm and then anything for views yeah yeah there was a pile of people because everyone wanted the warmth of the house um and then a couple minutes later, Anything for Views walked into the house and he showed me his. Oh, are you like joking or did? No.

So that sounds about right. So that happened. Couldn't you, you know, like maybe seek legal counsel for something like that? What do you mean? I mean, it's just when someone usually does something like that to you, you're not really supposed to. Dude, I asked him to. Oh, okay. So, Schlatt, you were talking about camping.

What about it? That's my whole story. That's... Oh. So nothing happened after? Why were you in a... You actually like rented a U-Haul like just to sleep in? Well, that's how we drove out there.

Oh. We drove out to the wilderness. Yeah. And then we didn't even really build tents correctly and they were all shitty. And I was like, well, it's probably going to be warmer in the truck. It was not warmer in the truck i woke up and it was uh it was like fucking 40 degrees in there probably i don't know it was terrible it was really bad when i was a kid in daycare i went camping and uh so we had like a group of friends we were kind of like the uh stand by me kids you know a little rough and

tumble rough around the edges anyways we were swimming in a lake and one of the friends starts throwing rocks at us like trying to hit us in the head with these rocks what the hell yeah no we the game was we had to dodge the rocks or we would get concussions and like drown at the bottom of this lake right that's actually hilarious yeah i know it was a good time like how big were they were they like pebbles or were they like giant rocks well they were like kid fist size oh that's pretty pretty big yeah they were so they were substantial rocks like they they could kill someone to be fair if they hit you on the head that rocks dude good anyways so this um

thank you guys thank you i'm here all night that was a pretty good one panda donate to the patreon that was pretty good no so earlier that day i was at a water slide park and uh one of the camp counselors taught me how to say cheese is rice instead of saying Jesus Christ. Because, you know, we were in Bible country, so we couldn't really say Jesus Christ. Sorry, sorry. No, it's okay. I want to apologize. I've been interrupting like a bad guy.

It's okay. I apologize. I just, when the laugh starts coming, I just can't. You know I can't. It's hard to apologize. I've been interrupting like a bad guy. It's okay. I apologize. I just, when the laugh starts coming, I just can't. You know I can't. It's hard to stop. Yeah, it's okay. It's like a train, you know. I'll hold him down.

I'll hold him down. Yeah, no, you can keep laughing. It's no problem. I just want to apologize if it happens. Yeah, it's okay. It's not my intention to interrupt. Yeah, no, I get that. It's fine.

Just sit down. Just let him talk. Yeah, yeah, it's okay. You can laugh if you want to you know anyways so um this rock comes and almost hits me in the head so i yell cheese is rice and um i'm getting the duct tape i'll duct tape them down sit down i'll stop i'll stop no it's okay it's cool stop it i'll stop no. No, it's okay. Stop it! It's fine. Keep laughing.

Wait, a rock hit your head? I almost dodged the rock and I yelled cheese is rice because I was so close to getting knocked down. Stop saying cheese is Christ. At the bottom of the lake. No, it's not jesus christ it's jesus christ rice just stop jesus okay jesus rice anyways um so then this like quite large man and

you know we're in bible country he he yells up and he says hey, you know, watch what you're saying. That's blasphemy or something like that. Don't take the Lord's name in vain. My children are playing around here. You could kill someone with those rocks. I mean, to be fair, he made a point. But anyways, then he said, where are your parents? I'd like to talk to them if you have any.

You have any? A subtle dig. Yeah. You have any a subtle dig yeah well cuz I was a little rat yeah well cuz I was taking the Lord's name in vain and he was not happy about that he he went on a tirade about this being like a good Christian area and um yeah so anyways I got in trouble after that with the other camp counselors he was like hey you can't be saying that I was like all i said was cheese is rice and he was like stop being a smart ass and i was like okay so that's it that's my story jesus christ dude yeah oh my god oh we've come full circle you know mika i have a story too go. Go for it. So one time, I had a giant rock, and I saw a person,

and I just started... Wow. Oh, my... That's, uh, that's actually terrifying. I saw... I saw the... When he was...

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it gets the police the police refers to him as his youtube name yeah imagine you're getting pulled over like you're just driving on the side of the street they they pull you up you're like hmm yes astrozyst uh you were going 60 in a 30 zone what do you have why would they know my youtube name right away maybe they're maybe maybe they know your only fans they're just a big Maybe they know you're OnlyFans. They're just a big fan. Actually, yeah, there's probably a cop that subs to my OnlyFans.

Dude, okay, how would you feel if, like, for whatever reason, I don't know, you had to go to the station. Like, I don't know, your bike gets stolen. You're like, hey, officer, someone stole my bike. And they're like, don't I know you? Like, you look really- Where do I know that face from? Your body looks really familiar. Wait, that is a really weird thing to say to your body. Your body looks really familiar.

I recognize your body. That's actually what I say to Shlet all the time. Oh. Well, is it really, like, well, well because ed sheeran made that whole song about like i'm in love with the shape of you it's a creepy song like a magnet yeah i was gonna i was about to say that his song's actually very creepy because then you like look at his face and then you look back at the lyrics harry styles could make that song and no one would bat an eye it'd be fucking hot as hell.

The second average looking Joe does it. It's all weird. You know why? It's probably because he's a ginger. Oh, yeah. True. So, um. Um.

I want to specify I love all my orange haired friends okay uh moving on we're moving on panda like my cat if my cat had orange hair i would love my cat panda it's it's fine weird mika if you had orange hair i might even love you more what okay now it's getting... We don't... I would probably just run my fingers down your hair. Okay. Even if it was greasy. I'm fine with that. There's just no... I would smell your hair. This is really...

We shouldn't be... Greasy? It happens sometimes. Okay. Alright. Anyways, did you guys tune in to the new Lord of the Rings show, Lord of the Rings, the Rings of Power, airing on Amazon Prime Video? No.

No. No. Why not? Because I'm not going to lie to you, Mika. I've never watched the Lord of the Rings. What? And I have no intention to. Huh? I've never watched the Lord of the Rings. What? And I have no intention to. And also, every time I open up the Amazon app now,

the fucking name of the show just pops up for five seconds before it fades into the actual app. Oh, hell yeah. No, that's not a hell yeah. Yeah, it's not hell yeah. That's not a hell yeah. I open the app, and I see a black screen with Lord of the Rings, the Rings of Power, and it just fades. It's just a black screen with lord of the rings the rings of power and it just

fades it's just a black screen with the name of the show that i i've never watched a show on amazon i've never done it and i don't have any intent i was going there to buy some fucking batteries and i'm i have to look at lord of the rings for five seconds i pay 90 a year lord of the rings the rings of power very different from the oh my god trilogy okay you're not taking this seriously man like it's a really big deal for slat and like you know that everybody here hates lord of the rings like we specifically told you before the podcast not to talk about lord of the rings because you always go on a tangent about it okay and now here we are so i'll be right back uh look what you did well no it has to walk out now no it's fine he'll find his way back

because not all those who wander are lost fuck you no no it's it's fine like all's well that ends better to be honest shut the fuck up all's well that ends better, to be honest. Shut the fuck up. All's well that ends better? I'm getting really judgy vibes from you right now, and I just want to say, deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised. I'll tell you what, I saw Lord of the Rings. Dude, is this Elden Ring? Wait, are you cheating? That wasn't even a Lord of the Rings reference? That was Elden Ring?

No, that was a Lord of the Rings quote. That sounds like something they'd write. It was actually spoken by Aragorn. That sounds like something that'd be written on the floor in Elden Ring before you fight a boss. Yeah, it's pretty dope, right? One time my friend... I do like Elden Ring. One time my friend invited me

over for a Lord of the Rings watch party, because I had never seen it before. He was really excited to show me all the movies. We were going to watch them all in a row. That sounds awful. After about towards the end of the first one, we got some pizza. all the movies we're gonna watch them all in a row and it sounds awful yeah yeah after about like the you know towards the end of the first one we got some pizza i ate the pizza and i was like you know i think i'm gonna go home uh because it was really it was really boring that is really really

like upsetting to hear you know i i actually um when i was a kid and up until my late teenage years, I had this tradition where my mom and I, we marathoned Lord of the Rings on New Year's Eve. How long did it take? Like 12 hours? Something like that, yeah. We had to start early. Oh my god. Yeah, so I've probably seen those movies like 10, 12 times. You could learn a new skill. A language.

Yeah. Yeah, and then you had to watch the behind the scenes in the bloopers. No, I never did that. Then you had to watch the Sam and Nico Corridor Digital VFX artist react. You had to watch all the Hobbits, right? All the Hobbits. I actually didn't particularly care for the Hobbit movies. Okay.

I thought they were kind of not so the Hobbits are just stupid that's the thing all of that all of the creatures and characters are just lame it's just like a dwarf it's like Torbjorn from Overwatch okay well the creatures aren't lame you don't need to go there Mika the hobbits hobbits are like an STD, Mika. The Hobbits. I got a case of the Hobbits. These Hobbits are really fucking itchy, man. Imagine scratching your little Hobbit. You guys are haters.

You guys are haters. And you wouldn't... For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all. They're really important people. Creatures. Is Dumbledore in that one? That guy's kind of cool. No, Dumbledore's not in there. No, that's Harry Potter.

You're thinking of Gandalf. Okay, is Dobby in there? Dobby is not in there. You're thinking of Gollum. Oh, Gollum. Yeah, why is there so many similarities? They occupy the same headspace in my brain. Maybe that's why I don't like it,

because I hated Harry Potter as a kid. Maybe that's why. Maybe. I read, like, The Sorcerer's Stone in, like, fourth grade, and I was like, this shit sucks. Yeah, Harry Potter got kind of ruined. And then I read Aragon. Oh, Aragon was a banger.

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