Sleep Deprived Podcast - We Hate Each Other - SDP #95

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast episode 95. How are we all? Hey, I'm awesome. Great. Awesome, man. Are you guys awesome? I'm awesome. You're awesome?

I'm doing spectacular. Oh, I'm doing amazeballs. Amazeballs? Amazeballs. That is the most epic podcast in Ohio. Hey, guys. Listen, if you're wondering why we're all happy, it's because we decided that we're only going to do the podcast five more times.

And then it's over forever. Yeah. We're going to end it at episode 100. Then it'll be over. You know why that is? Why? It's because we all hate each other. That's true.

That's true. A panda really gets on my nerves. Yep, yep. Yeah, Astro, shut up, man. Let's go around the room and say one thing we don't like about everybody. Okay. A panda, he doesn't upload anything he might just he might as well be a dead youtuber Mika doesn't upload anything either I know and then astro i'm not gonna lie i've i've i freaking love you i love you oh dude i love you

too man you're great wow you're great the bar is so low i mean all you really have to do is upload you know what you know what i think i'm gonna go around the room and say everything i don't like about you guys okay okay yeah okay starting with a panda i really like hate how like awesomely stylish you are it makes me really jealous and insecure that i don't dress as well as you what thanks i've never seen that fucker in my entire life what are you talking about i am really really jealous of like your intellect. It's honestly really intimidating. Like I think you're a very intelligent person.

You're just giving random compliments. These don't even make sense. Mine was not random. Oh, you better wait until what I got to say for Schlatt. Schlatt, I really, really hate your work ethic and diligence with pushing yourself to the absolute like most you can go and like everything you have accomplished it really puts everyone to shame okay wow thanks man fuck you you gotta upload a little bit you know I know it's honestly like kind of difficult right now because I feel like I don't have anything interesting to say.

And I've been wanting to make a video for a while. It's just like one of those periods where sometimes it's a little tough. So I just do the music stuff right now. I get that, man. I get it. I've had nothing important to say for three years. But I keep doing my thing. Hey, that's not true. You put those rentoids in their place

when no one else would. That is true. You are right. You are right. I don't think I didn't see that. Mika, I will say though, Overwatch 2 came out. That's true.

And you could probably make a killer video instructing people how to play some of those heroes thanks man that's uh you know what that's on the list for sure it's like a nice little overwatch video nice little return to form but i like i have ideas for what i want to make it's just it's just been a challenge you know yeah whose turn is it to say what we hate about each other okay i'll go i'll go um panda uh you do this shit where you clog the toilet in the main office pisses me off i didn't do every single time you do it like i go in there and i try to unclog it it takes like three tries and it's really bad leave poop stains on the toilet as well yeah it's really disgusting uh mika you always do this this thing where we have a hangout to go to,

and you're an hour late, and then you show up with lipstick all over your neck because you're fucking getting into some crazy shit. And then Schlatt, you're always just asking me how big my dick is and then talking about how big your dick is. And you know what? I'm done with you guys. I just wanted to make sure i wasn't the smallest one in the podcast i don't think there's anything wrong with that not that there's anything

wrong with having a small member but i mean it's not as bad as a panda clogging the toilet that shit is horrible hey man i'm a big shitter i'm a big poo you never did answer. Well, I mean, it's large. Is it in charge? It's large. Enough? A panda. Yo. Yeah, panda.

Why don't you go? Your turn. You know what I hate? I hate that comedy is not allowed in this podcast. Half the things I say get bleeped. That's what I hate? I hate that comedy is not allowed in this podcast. Half the things I say get bleeped. That's what I hate. Okay. Say something then.

I guess that would be like criticism towards me. That's not even criticism towards you, Mika. It's criticism towards the world. Mika, you're just looking out for us. YouTube does have a big problem with fun demonetizing us and age restricting us and fun being not allowed it happens more than it should and half the time more than half the time on this channel it's been i mean false we've just been like fake flagged and shit uh and this is never any apology i remember one day we uploaded our i think

it was the bebel behemoth minecraft bebel bebel behemoth bebel behemoth and that was just a day where the ads just weren't working on our channel oh yeah do you remember that? That was so stupid. So we lost money making that video. And not a single apology. YouTube just tweeted, hey, y'all, the money's back, everybody. Oh, yeah. And no ads played the day we uploaded it. And we're trying to run a business. And we probably made 10 percent of

what we should have on that video because all the views come on the first day typically and yeah it's just it's fun you know i love youtube actually yeah we really love it we're a pro youtube podcast we love it a lot yeah love youtube love it to death you know the frustrating one for me was probably the uh the gta video we did recently yep that one got age restricted and it still did really well so it's like imagine if it didn't get age restricted yeah it is yeah i don't know what was that what was the reason for that one didn't didn't yeah didn't they flag it they flagged it for excessive profanity in the first dude it was flagged okay so our grand theft auto video was it age restricted it was age asserted it was age restricted because and the reason they gave was that it was the first

the first 15 seconds of the video had extreme profanity in it. And we watched it and we were like, what the fuck are you talking about? There's no profanity at all. And one of us turned on the captions. Yeah. Panda turned on the fucking captions for this video and the captions were wrong. And it thought that me saying something was me saying like i remember the word shit what was it it was you saying like like oh we're in the city and they thought you said oh my god dude they they the captions thought i said shitty and the video got age restricted and like a

regular person watching and manually reviewing would have easily been like no there's nothing here but it just didn't like it just it got age restricted we didn't make any money on it like it's it's bullshit still that way by the way it's still that way it said it was manually reviewed by a person too yeah a human looked at that yeah right a human heard city and thought it was shitty there's no way so thanks for giving us money on patreon so now that we would this uh this is actually like a really like good segue um i actually just like really uh wanted to say like thanks to the the sleep deprivators out there like sometimes we get really nice like in between like the this podcast is the

worst thing i've ever listened to can't wait to unsubscribe like thanks another day off my life like in between those comments like one in 50 there's like a really thousand yeah like there's like a genuinely like heartwarming comment where it's like hey you guys helped me you're helping me like get through a a really difficult time in my life. I really appreciate that you guys are cheering up my life by entertaining me and giving me laughs and stuff. People really liked the last podcast with the steak

debate and I i really felt like appreciated in that one and it made me kind of like go down a little a little like scroll of the sleep deprived reddit and like there's like people you know making like stickers and like people like cracking jokes on there with like uh schlatt do you remember the little bit where we did like the whiplash thing someone like dubbed whiplash with our voice oh yeah i did see that that was really that was really good yeah so yeah i don't know like i just felt very appreciated by uh this community for a split second and then i went and i was like okay well i'm so proud of this moments over

yeah fuck you guys why are you selling stickers we should be selling stickers I actually did see a very nice comment that was like hey my dog died and my grandma's in the hospital and stuff and life's been really tough and your videos just

kind of helped me get through the day and make light of a shitty situation I'm in. And I was about to heart the comment and write a really nice, you know, thank you. And I looked at the profile picture and it was a girl with huge tits. And the profile name was click my profile for, you know, like my telegram or something. And I realized, oh oh this is just a bot that's trying to get people to click and join the telegram and she's just saying something

so morally bankrupt and getting 50 people to upload it wow yeah that's how they get you man that's how those porn ads always get me yeah then i clicked and i i paid for news how much did it cost do you like and shout out to the uh audio listeners too we appreciate you guys yeah we not as much as the patrons though the patrons are way better and it's not even a discussion i think we should make fun of them i think that's what they like right like giving to a patron is like masochistic in and of itself we should just like call them our little pay pigs i'm like oh my god that might be a good idea to cower and fear i'm sure that might

be your best idea. Obey us. You guys remember the Obey hats? You guys remember those? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yes. Dude.

I'm glad those died out. I kind of, like, didn't care for them too much. I don't know. I don't like the style of hat where it's just, like, a very wide rim, you know? The Obey hat? Is that what you're talking about? Obey? Yeah. Have you ever watched mlg

yeah yeah and then like the supreme right supreme as well it's like the same thing it's just like it's like arial font italicized pretty much i don't like the flat rim wide rim i don't know something about it just like what about no brim Yankee holy shit man you know how to pull back the glasses Shat what I said Shat Shat

what if I what if I cut your the brim off your hat your Yankee hat would you would you still wear it then it would be Yankee with the brim off your hat, your Yankee hat, would you still wear it? Then it would be Yankee with no brim. Most normal hat in Ohio. Guys, we're the most normal podcast in Ohio. Wow.

I bet we are the number one podcast in Ohio because that place is so fucking boring. Most entertaining activity in Ohio. Why won't that meme die? It keeps coming back. It's so lazy, man. I think we have to eradicate Ohio and then no one can joke about it anymore.

You know what big pet peeve of mine are just lazy comebacks like Dick Ryder or like Meat Muncher or like the nerd emoji or the clown emoji. To me, Panda likes something like that. They're just lazy, Mika. M mika you know they're lazy mika when someone replies you with a nerd emoji are you are you like wow what a creative funny original

comeback you know who's replying to you with this shit oh come on you know this is stupid or something oh my you know this is dumb to random people on discord oh my god who's who's who are you getting into arguments with i don't even begin i just be i look in the comments and i see this in like any internet discussion ever and you have to read the comments you've never read a comment or a reply or anything because these are everywhere it's the same shit every time i think same shit different toilet you may have just accumulated this this culture of of like really stupid comments and and behavior how do you find something to get angry about every podcast

i don't know man it's just a nerd emoji it's not just a nerd emoji. It's just an emoji, man. When you get called a Wojak Astro, have that same energy. You got called a Wojak? No. You are kind of this. No, no, no one ever would call me a Wojak or a Dick Rider or a Gleezy Gobbler. They would never call me any of those things. They don't say that. They don't say Gleezy Gobbler.

Exactly. They don't say that. My comments say. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. No, go ahead. No, no, no. You go ahead. You were trying. No,'t say glizzy glob. Exactly. They don't say that. This reminds me of that. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. No, go ahead. No, no, no. You go ahead.

You were trying. No, no, no. It's okay. You were trying, man. No, no, no. I respectfully, I think you should go ahead. I do have more subs. So, yeah.

So, like, Panda, I was going to say my comment section is like, it's just full of bots and shit. I don't think a single living being is in my comment section these days imagine a world where the bots get so evolved that they do start fighting amongst each other liberals oh sorry just like uh imagine like you were describing a bot that is like soliciting like nudes and it's like having really emotional comment and then another bot replies and it's just a nerd emoji and then another bot joins in to White Knight

for the first bot. You're actually describing a corporate Twitter conversation. Here. Dude. What about this? What about don't care, didn't ask? Surely you've gotten one of those before and it's like that doesn't even make sense. You don't have to ask ask surely you've gotten one of those before and it's like that doesn't even make sense you don't have to ask i could just speak i've gotten one of those yeah you gotta stop reading the the your your mentions man no dude dude you see this shit and it's like

what dude you know what really sucks like more than that is like when you're like having a conversation in real life and you get like the equivalent of like a cool story bro you know like you're like explaining something you're super passionate about and and you just like you're putting your heart into it and then like the person you're talking to is just like yeah cool story bro yeah anyway um you guys have anything cool to say about it um not really

what was that what was that great gets me ass laugh dude that laugh owns real estate my guy that laugh was pretty estate, my guy. That laugh was pretty hearty, to be fair. I get the hiccups now.

You know, they say every time you get a hiccup, it's a ghost taking his dick down your mouth. What? You've never heard of that? Who the fuck said that? These are the same people that are leaving comments on your videos. It's true, though. I've never heard that shit in my life. You think ghosts are watching down on us like they just watch us? Probably, to be fair.

It would be depressing. That would be depressing. Ghosts aren't real. You would be depressing? Do you actually think ghosts are real or not real? Kids see ghosts, dude. I'm no kid. I don't think ghosts are real or not real? Schlepp, no. Kids see ghosts, dude. I'm no kid. I don't think ghosts are real.

Wait, Mika, do you think ghosts are real? I don't think ghosts are real, but you can never say no for sure. Yes, you can. You actually scientifically can't. Okay. I just don't believe in it you know yeah I don't really believe in it either but it's kind of this is like kind of a nerd emoji moment but like you know there's you can never like disprove

anything technically you know Wow Wow that's the most liberal thing you've ever said what this is some postmodern. I can't even talk. My hiccups are killing me. This is some postmodern. Casper's going crazy. This is some postmodern gobbledygook that you're saying right now. Oh, that's a big ghost dick. Holy shit.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, that one was a bit of a chode, actually. Oh. It's really wide. Oh, wow. You ever see a really wide and short dick like right in front of your face every day what in front of your face what i remember i went on this like subreddit for chodes and it was like okay wait why why don't start a sentence like that

they didn't have anything better to do because like they're chode so they're like just sad about it so they were like you know like covering it in costumes like they would put like a cowboy hat on it Shut up. You are so full of shit. This is not real. I am not joking You are so full of shit. This is not real. Cause when you have a chode it's like like that's what you have to do You like you have to have fun with it, you know Why did you play this subreddit dude?

I don't know I was just browsing This is something I would do what is wrong with you right after my stop at goon cave you know is that your goon cave yeah my goon cave is the chode subreddit like-minded people well what's what's the weirdest thing you have searched online? Open-ended question. I would kind of want to hear what Schlatt has searched for. That's weird for no reason. I don't know, man.

It's really hard to just conjure up. I can't. I mean, you'd have to let me think for a while. I know some for me. Like, sometimes I've seen... Why? Come on. Half of the fucking words we use are, like, vocabulary

you told us about fucking gooning and globule. Mewing. Hey, don't forget mewing. No, one of them was, why is my poop green? Because sometimes I have green poop. That's that weird, right? Like, I think I'd. That's not that weird, right? Like, I think I'd probably search that.

I don't know if... Oh, here we go. Mika's searching now. Oh, I know. I know a question about a private area that I've Googled. Why do I have lumps? Oh. Oh, wow.

That's, um... You really said that on the pod. You have lumps? Wow. Like in your balls? No. No, not in my balls. Okay, where? I'm uncomfortable.

It's Valentine's Day in a couple weeks. You guys feeling the love in the air? No. Okay. Mika? Yeah? I love you. I love you too, man.

He would taste pretty good, I think. There's a lot to put there. What? Oh, wow. I just said I want to cut him up. What's wrong with that? We can cut him up. I'll say it.

Can I say it? Yeah yeah you can say it yeah okay i want to cut up dj callan that is astro that is preposterous that's so messed up what really messed up thing of you to say dude i want to cut him up you should not say that at all ever like in boxes right like little plastic boxes yeah i want to cut him up and then put him into plastic boxes and then put him into plastic boxes and then put that in the freezer to save for later because really messed i don't want to waste any need really really messed up i just remembered uh something to talk about um netflix is doing like they're removing the password sharing thing or whatever yeah there's actually

a really cool new netflix um pirate bay.org yeah but see the benefit of streaming is like there's no downloads you don't have to download anything that's not true you are downloading when you watch a stream i mean i guess technically you are but you're like watching it in real time you don't have to wait for it to download you know i guess i guess you're right like do you get do you share your password with anyone i don't think i have netflix to be honest oh yeah i don't have that either what what do you guys have pirate bay horn hub account and then the deluge yeah so where do you guys watch your shows? VLC Media Player. Okay. Hypothetically, though.

Yeah, hypothetically in Minecraft. Is that like the traffic cone one? Yep, yeah. Okay, because when I go to their website, it's just like I don't see any shows on there. Right, well, you import the shows in, hypothetically. Yeah, but hypothetically yeah but like hypothetically like uh why wouldn't you just like hypothetically find a website to stream it's like hypothetically

right you go on the private org hypothetically and then you search out like seinfeld complete box uh 1080p hypothetically then you click the magnet link and then it pops up in your deluge, hypothetically. And then you download it, you torrent it, hypothetically, and then you seed like a good boy. And then when it's done, you're a DLC media player. But hypothetically, why wouldn't you hypothetically go on Google and hypothetically type in stream X show online free, hypothetically? Yeah, you could. And like use a good ad blocker hypothetically and vpn and then they scrape all your all your data and they get your uh history and they go on your computer and they give you a trojan and you die and they kill your mom yeah i don't think that could that be why i got viruses hypothetically hypothetically well that's good to know in minecraft speaking because we're not talking about real life yeah now hypothetically

speaking is there a place where you can hypothetically pirate our i mean uh watch slash download our things hypothetically this? This sleep-deprived Patreon folder on Pirate Bay. Dude, if there is, like, what would you do? I don't know. Probably wouldn't affect our bottom line very much.

Hypothetically. Hypothetically. Please give us money. Schlatt, did you fill your word quota yeah i'm gonna i'm dead i'm gonna ramp it up i'm gonna start antagonizing you and making you talk no you can you can i just got an email saying that another one of my videos was uh was age restricted for sex and nudity did Did you just get another one right now? That actually sucks so bad. Yeah. I'm sorry, man.

Dude, are you being targeted right now? I don't know. People are just like, well, I hate that he doesn't do anything original anymore. And it's like, why do you think I would do that if it's just going to get age-restricted and demonetized and get no views anyways? Not a single video I've posted from November on has been not age-restricted. And it's just all wrong. It's never correct. The reasons they give are all, all honestly they're preposterous and uh

and i'm just i don't know what to do at this point and we don't have a fucking person to talk to i don't know how i have this terrible uh relationship with with youtube despite my videos getting multiple multiple multiple millions of views every time it's kind of sad you know yeah it's a bit more nuanced also than like uh you know making videos for the passion of it because you have employees that you need to take care of so yeah well yeah there's always vid me dude what happened Yeah. There's always Vidme. Dude, what happened? There's always Vidme. What's great is there is one more

place where you can watch videos. Oh, yep. Patreon.com slash leaddeprived. Give us money and watch this. It goes for longer. Yeah, but it's going to be better than this half it's always it always is better yeah we actually always ham it up in the second half we'll waste on you there yeah it's because we can like unwind and like you know not have to yeah we sound biased but we're really not to unwind big time yeah so that's what they're