Sleep Deprived Podcast - We Own Mickey Mouse - SDP #141

Episode Date: January 9, 2024

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Hey everybody, what's up? Welcome to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, episode 141. This is going to be a speedrun podcast. Well, it's not going to be any different from on their end. I mean, they're still going to get an hour. It's a speedrun podcast because Astro has to leave. I do. I have to go help great people. I question, when is this releasing? Is this releasing this week or next week? No, next week.

So I'm actually eating some, it's leftover dried, like, un-garnished, un-sauced turkey. You're disgusting. And also, like, cold vermicelli. What are you, what? That's like you're eating, eating like a bunch of rocks and bugs that's how i like it though you're like a caveman i actually like eating things cold and like unseasoned and i'm the same exact way i actually i'm not gonna lie like to drop the bit for a

second i'm the same way too like my favorite this is actually really weird my favorite food like one of my favorite foods is just eating crackers well i love saltine crackers that's really out there but i literally will just eat raw tofu it tastes like nothing it has no flavor it's the most flavorless thing you could possibly eat and it's nutritious and i will just i grab it like a little rat and i just like eat it like one time I took the block and I went ham. I ate the whole block. It's like dystopian apocalypse food, but in the best way. Or cheese.

Do you guys ever eat a block of cheese? Oh, yeah. All the time. I just nibble on it like a little rat before bed. So, Mika, today I'm actually finally gonna really really murder you oh yeah i'm gonna really kill you um pan and i have been sort of planning this out for a while um we had you know all the preparations set during the christmas episode but then you know things fell through we had to go do the elf gang bang finish my turkey and well yeah that's

your last meal is that your last meal you don't want anything better i mean you could get like pizza hut no i think if you were asking me for like if i was on death row and they asked me for a last meal i would i would ask for something that would just kill me by eating it well they're gonna kill you anyway yeah i'd like um i i think you i disagree i think you would get a last meal I think you would want to eat a little pussy before you head out. No. I don't want to do that. You think they've ever done that?

Someone's done that? They were like, can I get some pussy to eat? Why did you say it like that? I don't know. It's worth a shot, right? You're going to die anyways. I think you should try that, Panda. I'm going to try that.

Sorry, how are you and Panda killing me? We actually wanted to leave it up to you because you're the one getting killed here and everything. I know that's hard. It's a lot to handle. We wanted to be nice to at least let you

go out and sort sort of a you know like a bang you know so so i have a question also a happy new year for everyone listening by the way happy new year it's like the week a week and two days after new year or something yeah but still happy new year happy new year um so is there an option for me to not be killed or no no what are we working with here that that well you're dying why you deserve it why because of all that shit you did yeah what did i do panda yeah panda utah because this was like initially it was your idea right i'm innocent i don't do anything and i have a lot of problems with you let's go i believe you can sell like in total the human body you can sell each part and i think it adds to a sum of fifty thousand

dollars so you're a lot of money mika oh that's actually i didn't even realize that i thought surely i am worth more no well i mean how big is it is that implying that the i feel like the cock is like one of the things that sells for the least like nobody wants that they're gonna throw they're gonna throw that in like a hot dog machine someone's gonna eat that at burger king like that that's not the part that's worth anything guys i don't smoke i don't drink i don't do drugs i'm a very healthy fine specimen right but how much cock meat I'm not going to share that on the internet

I like how you thought about it for a second though there was a split second where you thought about it Mika's got big dick energy sorry dude keep going no you don't get to get away with that I feel emasculated you're the alpha

I mean I don't get to get away with that. I feel emasculated. You're the alpha. I mean, I don't, but... Dude, what does this make me, Mika? I was the wolf alpha of the group, and now what? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, you were the wolf alpha of the group. I was the stone-cold strong wolf alpha of the group, and you have just dethroned me, Mika. Until this very second, you were the alpha of the group. you have just dethroned me mika until this very second you were the you

were the alpha of the group and i was strong alpha you're still an alpha panda i was defending my clan my group and now you just dethrone me like that yeah mika you kind of panda looks really bad now i look off for it now listen the point is i'm healthy my organs are in pristine condition i'm still in my prime i think i could do better than 50 i think you're past your prime what yep i think you're on the decline what the hell why did you say that to me i think uh i think like this 2023 was your best year and it's all downhill from here. God, I hope not. I really hope not. Can you imagine?

This is going to be the greatest year ever for you, man. Think about all the cool stuff that's going to happen. We're going to take your dick. We're going to take your heart. We're going to take your brain. We're going to take your balls, too. Are the balls big? I don't know. the balls big i don't know the balls i don't know the balls actually you could up your money by being a sperm donor i don't know how much they make but we produce infinite yeah sorry that these vermicelli were dry yeah aren't you eating them in a fucking bowl with nothing on it yeah they're just cold cold noodles sorry panda i think we we cut over you i was just thinking like

would you rather okay would you rather die and have like like because you need money to live and this is the only way you can get money is by being a sperm donor would you or would you rather die yeah i think they put limits on people really yeah you can't do it all the time because that's how they stop the coomers like you from rocking in because you would go in like i'll come every day like you would just sit in the i have an army yeah you never know you would just sit in the lab five times a day that's one episode of family guy where peter has like a bunch of step peters you would be a you would be a threat to the gene pool yeah it would be what do you mean if you had thousands of offspring and they have thousands of your implies that his offspring is

not a positive force on the world you're implying that they're fucked up that panda i'm sure you would have beautiful wonderful intelligent children why did you specify intelligent what i'm saying is if you have thousands of offspring and they have thousands and then they have thousands in like say one city because let's be real you're you're gonna be donating in like one location like case yeah you're gonna mess up the gene pool in that city location what's wrong with saying location you made that up on the fly that's not a slang that i feel like i'm being ganged up yeah location get a little spermies over the Locash. Panda,

do you not think you would mess up a city's entire gene pool? I think I'd fix it. I think I'd cure a lot of problems. Yeah, I think AIDS would be over. Cancer would be solved. We might make something new, but that'll be fun. I agree.

A lot of scientists could have jobs. I'll give jobs to some scientists and stuff. You would be thoroughly studied. Yeah, you would be studied. You know what they should do? They should combine the two greatest humans on Earth. So maybe like Drake or like Fauci and then Panda. And they have you guys mate.

And then just make tons of offspring. And then the whole world would be solved. world hunger would get solved world peace like there was a bunch of drake pandas running around like it would be wouldn't that be great mika if we could engineer a human that could not be hungry there would be no need for food holy shit we should engineer like the perfect human by taking traits of every other human. I think we're getting like dangerously close to eugenics. I think we should move on from this.

We get the looks of Drake. We get the singing ability of Michael Jackson. Oh, that's true. We get the hair of Trump. We get the intelligence of Fauci. That's not his jeans though. That's just a toupee. And the funniness of me. That's not his genes, though. That's just a toupee. And the funniness of me.

That'd be the best human ever. This is this is the oldest thing in the world. But did you guys hear about Drake's stream where he was like, I need to max ween. I need to max ween. Max like ween maxing? No, like win maxing. Like he's a wiener maxing? No, like Winn Maxing. Like he's Wiener Maxing? No, Winn Maxing on a gambling website.

He was streaming on... I forget the name of that one site, but I don't want to give it more attention. Kick. Okay, yeah. And... If you were someone and you know, if Kick gave me a big enough paycheck,

I'd do it. Just so you guys I'd do it there's an amount for sure well the amount isn't even that big okay how big we might be able to just get you a contract rumble guys I have no limits I'll take anything

I don't know if anyone believes that $15 if you got like 10 000 panda will give you 15 and a slice of pizza okay you drive a hard bargain yeah but yeah no so drake was streaming and then there were a few moments where he was like can we get some w's in the shot he did not say shot he said like a w's in the shot w's in the shot or something right no he was just doing an accent and then he was like guys check out my alter ego and then he pulls out this hat with this like uh chibi anime girl

and then it says anita max win on hat, which I guess is a play on. I need the max win. And then he's like, I need the max ween. Oh, do you remember when he, do you remember when he actually started his stream with his dick out and he was like jerking it to hentai?

No, I, that happened. That was like the week after that must have, I was the weekend. You should have saw that one. That one was really good. I need to max that one. That one was really good. He's Max weaning.

He's Anita Maxing. He's wean Maxing. So in terms of like how I'm being killed. Yeah, we're going to put that off because we got to do, you know, an episode. Right. So we're going to make the check first. And we're actually going to throw this episode into the AI that we've been making.

It's going to learn your voice and you're just going to be a robot for the rest of the pod. We're going to profit off of your likeness and your image. There's already an AI version of my voice somewhere out there. Great. We'll just use that.

Did you guys hear about the most searched fetishes of 2023 i did not these are really really good um indiana the top searched fetish there is fart i want to say interesting but also I guess it is kind of fascinating in a way, but I have no idea why specifically that would be an Indiana thing. What's Florida? Florida is a giantess. Giantess? Like giant women. Giantess, okay.

Like getting stepped on. Okay. like giant women giantess okay like getting stepped on okay i think um i what's the most based one here in your eyes panda where what is this what channel it's in the craig chat oh thank you i think the weirdest one to me is wyoming their top search is cpr i don't really understand that one. That's maybe the one on here that I'm willing to kink shame. Well, and fart. I can kink shame fart. I'm not here to kink shame, but what I suspect happened... South Dakota is

on it. What is South Dakota? South Dakota knows. Oh, God. Yoga pants? South Dakota knows. Never go to the gym With a panda Yeah There's like 8 states There are like 9 states that have diaper

Which is really concerning There's 9 diaper states If you're a listener right now If you're in Colorado, Oregon, Idaho, Ohio New Hampshire, Kentucky, Washington, Nebraska Or Marylandland just know that the diaper heads walk among you the list for giant tests is like particularly large which one giant test it's not just uh yeah it's any state that has a large population is giant test, which is really surprising. Yeah.

Mississippi, though. Mississippi's pretty bad. Ball busting? Does that mean like when you step on them or something like that? Yeah, yeah. That's like high heels. That's bad. That's fucking awful.

I think this is just one for socks. Like, what the fuck? I think what's interesting about the Wyoming one, my guess for what happened was like maybe their population is just older and they were looking for like how to do CPR and they didn't really realize what website. Yeah, it's just a bunch of older people that accidentally stumbled on the CPR porn because they don't know how to use the Internet. And there's like 10 people there. How does that even work? I don't know. I didn't think that that was something that could be horny i mean i guess everything could be horny but cpr was not something i would have considered i feel like this is fake

who looks up giant tests i don't know man yeah to be honest like the that word particularly for all these states i don't know i this is this does feel a little like i feel like they well you know what i feel like they did i feel like they took out like the mainstream ones like they probably just took out those data sets and just went for like the weirder ones because i imagine like the top one for everyone is just like you know blonde or something you know like something like very simple um But maybe they just took out those from the mix. Let's talk about Alaska.

Yeah, Alaska is sissy. What does that mean? That's you. You look sissy. That's mean. There's also the most searched for video games. This one's from Pornhub. So this was 2023.

Yeah, Fortnite is number one. That was the number one porn game. That's all Fortnite has anymore. Just porn. Well, you can play a rock band. Can I tell you before we get back into this? I got really addicted to the Fortnite rhythm game. Fortnite porn?

No, the rhythm game. fortnite rock band it's really yeah the fortnite porn oh wait i said fortnite instead of overwatch i meant overwatch all it has is porn now sorry i just had to clarify fortnite's fun yeah well yeah overwatch is number two on the list i think they've pretty much always been on the on the list for porn i heard that overwatch revolutionized the porn industry apparently the porn artists were so good for overwatch sfm that people like learned new boob physics and now games have better boob physics because of overwatch porn that's actually like kind of fascinating how that happens that's crazy and okay so minecraft number three i mean we've played all of those jenny

mods could you imagine jacking off to minecraft porn i feel like that would just be embarrassing yeah that'd be dehumanizing i'm like jacking off to cubes so cringe just jacking off to cubes man

i don't think it's uh i don't think it's as embarrassing as Among Us. Wait, Among Us is on here? Yeah. Oh my god, you're right. It's low on the list, but it is there. Cuphead's at the bottom. Cuphead.

Oh, well, yeah, you fucked the sea lady, right? Oh yeah, I forgot. Yeah, she's good. Why can't we just enjoy a nice game without having to without having to go here you know what what you're against porn well if it's hard to say wow that's just you have to be kidding me mika you got to be kidding me this guy's anti-porn can i talk about the fortnite rhythm game for a second? Yeah.

You can like... There's a bunch of different songs. I was surprised they had Olivia Rodrigo. And it was fun. What? No. What? Yeah. You don't like Olivia Rodrigo? No, I like it. She's okay.

She has a couple of good songs. She just grew from the soil by you you did not just talk shit about my girl olivia she she grew in a lab dude uh okay what songs do you like astro uh i like the one like big one from the first album that sounds like a paramore ripoff good for you yeah good for you happy and healthy and then she talks about like killing somebody she's like yeah i had a bad date i'm gonna burn your house yeah uh to be fair like maybe i'm a bit too old for that song oh come on it's like the female i'm too old for that song olivia rodrigo is good no no all olivia rodrigo's music

is good and enjoyable that's that's my opinion on that i feel like that's really good sweeps oh eilish i'm a hillbilly like with ice spice her her fans are munches. I'm a hillbilly. So you like Kendrick Lamar and Baby Keem? You know, you don't really hear much about that song. The Hillbillies? Yeah. It's good, though. It's fun. I'm a hillbilly.

What were we talking about? The new Storm the Capitol board game. What? Oh, can we play that for a new Storm the Capital board game. What? Oh, can we play that for a gaming video? Yeah, here, take a look, Mika. It's the new Storm the Capital board game. You can either play as the riot police that stopped the January 6thers,

or you can play as the instructioners. Is this real? Yeah. Yeah, Mika, it is real. For our audio listeners, it is... i don't even know how to describe this there's like game pieces that look like coughs and people who are storming the capital and then there's cards and dice and then there's like a event card and a police card and a prize card. Yeah, so which team do you want to play, Mika?

Do you want to play the pigs or the insurrectionists? You know, that is a great question, Astro. I think Panda should answer first. I would want to be an insurrectionist. Yeah, I'd want to play as the heroes, the heroes of the country. Which one are the heroes again? Obviously the insurrectionists. I mean, they were fighting for our rights.

You can play as... I don't really know what the characters are. It's hard to really tell. There's a grandma. There's a Q guy that's holding a grappling hook. One of the characters kind of looks like Elon Musk. Yeah, the one in the black shirt yeah so you could play as elon gabe newell old grandma or uh that one that one lady in congress i want to know what family is playing this for the holidays i am uh i'm pre-ordering

this you know that's true i feel like the people that would like that support the instruction they wouldn't want to play this game because it's insulting it's like it's in the face it's not good enough right but i also think the libs wouldn't play this either because they'd be like this is inappropriate yeah i mean i think this is made by like a leftist so that'd be like the only person who would play this as a joke this is pretty hilarious i uh i almost want to get a box just to like seal it and just never open it and then just like 50 years later give it to a museum and be like look at this wacky thing so we'd be i'm sorry can we just talk about the the q tattoo you have in front of your heart, Mika? Well, I thought it was a tramp stamp.

Or does he have both? Well, no, it's like an American flag and it's a Q. Oh, no, you're right. That one's really good, Mika. You should show that off. I don't have any tattoos. I don't have a Q tattoo. Mika, when we met, I saw the most beautiful, big Q American flag tattoo.

And in the middle was Trump's face opening his mouth. I think you're thinking of another Mika. Oh, yeah. That's that other Mika panda. Remember? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we have another Mika that we do a podcast with.

I have a giant tattoo of Joe Biden eating ice cream. What? Yeah. That would be the worst tattoo you could ever get okay that's something pete davidson would get why is that so accurate why is that so scarily accurate i feel like pete davidson would get a tattoo of his own face on his face yeah probably yeah and then he would date like uh you know hillary clinton he should date hillary clinton next you know how he dates like random uh celebrities and it's always

like very it gets more absurd each time you know it's like how did he pull ariana grande well now we know why because she like dates like like ogres but uh you know what if his next one is hillary clinton that'd be sick i don't uh i i i could see it happening yeah maybe in like 2027 maybe when dave wants to settle down or something why'd you call him dave we go way back dave and i what's his name dave peterson yeah it's peter dave uh peter uh uh winkle peter winkler what's wait what's his actual name i i actually i forgot i think it's jordan peterson oh pete pete davidson it's jordan peterson i think panda me and pete go way back peter davidson yeah peter davidson and i we we go way back you know panda has a peter and mika you have a davidson what are you trying to say i'm just saying you know based on the

information that we heard earlier right mika has the davidson and panda has the peter 100 um i'm saying you have a small dick i think i have a joe you do not have a joe you have a biden well i wouldn't want a joe i would want uh probably quagmire he's good i mean like he fucks a lot so his dick is so tiny don't say that so weren't you guys gonna tell me about mickey mouse oh yeah so steamboat willie mickey mouse is in the public domain now what yeah 2024 steamboat willie so we can do anything with him like we can rip him out we can put the full video in this podcast yeah actually we should do that mika can you put steamboat willie on the screen yeah i imagine i imagine that disney is

not too happy about this whole situation well hey public domain disney come our way you want to fight us didn't disney literally fight to the nail to extend copyright laws like originally they weren't so long but then they just extended i fucking hate copyright who gives a fuck is there anything where someone would like the only time someone like steals something or it's annoying is if they're like uh you know like they did nothing with it i guess or something you know but even then like you know like if someone like posted like a song of mine on their page i don't know it wouldn't really be that mad yeah i i understand for sure i think it just comes down to like what the actual like person who made it like their wishes because i could imagine like let's say i've been on the

receiving end of like i made a little animation and someone just took it and posted it on tiktok and didn't credit it didn't credit me at all uh and that and that uh it got like millions of plays on tiktok and that was kind of a slap in the face that is the worst thing to ever happen to anyone wow that sounds really hard mika me you know what shit i've gotten stolen from me yeah people in front of my own everything people stole everything from me i stole from astro and look my panda stole from me i you know i i'm over it though I actually remember are you over it I love panda I genuinely

panda is one of my favorite people I'm gonna steal more you know what you can if you want to you can what's next on your list I'm gonna rob you yeah you can take my uh you can just re-upload my youtube videos why does money have a copyright i think we should

just take money yeah i'm done with money you agree mika you want to give me some yeah how about we do a thing where all the podcast episodes pan and i get all the money it's like a charity yeah i mean copyright is stupid yeah copyright's dumb right that's cool and then i'll take it from you when you guys get it no i didn't agree i think copyright is valid we have copyright on our money yep copyright oh yeah well i have copyright on myself so your plan to like dismember me and sell my organs it's not happening oh so you know that little shaking that you feel inside your heart right now? No. Okay, well, there's a nanobot in there, and it's going to rip you from the inside out.

You're going to be like shredded cheese when that thing is done to you. Well, guess what? My white blood cells just delivered a cease and desist letter. Yeah, well, my blue-eyed white dragon just got played. Okay, well, I have copyright against blue-eyed white dragon. You don't have copyright on blue-eyed white dragon. That's Yu-Gi-Oh. That's Mr. Yu-Gi-Oh. I don't have copyright on blue eyes white dragon that's yugioh that's mr yugioh i don't have copyright on blue eyes white dragon but i have sam yugioh has copyright on that well sam yugioh uh i have copyright against him you copyrighted sam yugioh

the human yeah oh we're fucked panda it's over pack it up i actually copyrighted everything it's it's fucking over it's over it's over do you know how i did that astro what because when i was a kid i would draw yugioh cards and i would put a little c in a circle on top of them you're evil man mika i know you won't say it but i know you're a hillbilly like me i know know it for a fact, and I'm not going to die without you having not admit it. Anyway, we're going to head to the Patreon episode. I love Kendrick Lamar and Baby Keem. If you want to see more of this podcast, go to patreon.com slash sleep deprived. Bye.

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