Sleep Deprived Podcast - We went to OHIO. - SDP #87

Episode Date: December 19, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, welcome back to episode 87 of the Sleep Deprived Podcast. I'm Schlatt. No, you're not Schlatt. I almost had you there. You did almost have me. You almost got me. I'm here with my guests, George Not Found and Michael Myers. What's up, guys? You know, I thought you were going to say George Bush. It's me, George Not Found. It's me, George Not Found. This is me, yes. By the way, audio listeners heard it first.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Oh, that is very true. Audio listeners did hear it first. Audio listeners heard it first. Patreon listeners heard it first. I think we need to address the chungus, the elephant, the... What? You know, the big thing in the room. We need to address the chungus in the room.
Starting point is 00:00:42 I don't want to address the chungus. We need to address the big, fat, juicy boobies in the room we need to address the chungus in the room i don't want to address the chungus we need to we need to address the big fat juicy boobies in the room i don't what it keeps weirder and i don't want to address any chungus boobies boogles well well basically guys where did schlack go what happened to him what happened he died he died he we killed him wait mika again what do you what do you mean hey again i had a panda to do with this we signed a legal document to not talk about that but what do you mean we're recording a podcast where he isn't here and people are gonna wonder and we we signed an agreement at the same thing yeah but dude fuck the you're gonna get sued they're gonna get jimmy mcgill on your ass
Starting point is 00:01:23 man he's asleep okay he's asleep you don'till on your ass. You don't want to fight him in court. Man, he's asleep, okay? You don't need to worry about it. He's asleep. You don't need to worry about it. He's asleep right now. He's asleep forever. Okay?
Starting point is 00:01:33 He's asleep, dreaming about big business like he normally does. He's asleep, dreaming about his stocks, his business empires, his capitalism, his cat, capitalism, being a landlord, you know? Now we're just slandering him. No, he's a landshed. Being a serial killer,
Starting point is 00:01:58 shooting squirrels in the backyard with a BB gun, putting bodies in the bathtub and letting them soak. He will be back though, podcasters. Throwing his mutton chops to his feet. Guys, we have to specify this or else all our viewers
Starting point is 00:02:13 are going to leave. He will be back next episode guys, okay? Please stick around, come on. Don't leave. We need a few extra days to get the puppet ready we swear we're really funny without him like we do a lot of jokes oh yeah you know watch this a panic complete my sentence cock and
Starting point is 00:02:33 well we'll figure it out hey that was funny there was one guy who laughed at that there was probably at least one person who laughed at that like i'll give you that nervously i i don't think that was funny it was a pity laugh oh yeah mika you do something better do something better mika right now i don't i don't think i can do anything funnier you can't no you can't you can't call my bit bad and then you say oh i can't do anything do something mika no yeah if you're so much funnier than me do it I don't think I'm funnier than you I just don't think that was funny And you know what your argument is Your argument is very similar
Starting point is 00:03:12 I'm gonna kill you Mika You know what I'm gonna kill you You can't review music Because you don't like music Or you can't be a film critic Because you don't make films Mika I'm gonna grab you by your cute little cheeks And I'm gonna squeeze them you by your cute little cheeks,
Starting point is 00:03:26 and I'm going to squeeze them. And the ones on your face. Okay, I just had an idea. All right. We do a wheel of impressions. I spin the wheel, I get a random character, and a panda has to do an impression of it. Okay. Wait, why me?
Starting point is 00:03:39 Because you're good at impressions. You're like the impression guy. I used to be, not anymore. We have to farm the content, okay? Here we go. gonna i'm gonna spin it okay all right homer simpson fuck you bart that sounds like i'm gonna i'm gonna kill you but dude that that sounds like homer simpson if you were like on, like, opiates or something. Bart's been in a thorn in my boot for as long as I can remember. He doesn't say a thorn in my boot.
Starting point is 00:04:13 He's not, like, an 1800s man. Don't. I got that. Don't. That, okay, that's pretty good. Don't. Don't. I'm gonna do one.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Don't. I'm gonna do Muscle Man. Don't. You know who else wants to fuck over Simpson? What? Okay, I'm giving you a different impression. You've gone too long with this one. Are you ready? Wait, can I do an impression?
Starting point is 00:04:34 You wanna do one? Okay, Mika, guess the next one. Spinning it, spinning it. Can I be Marge? No, spinning it. Okay, you're Garfield. Oh, um, this should be really easy for me. Check this out. I hate Mondays.
Starting point is 00:04:53 Holy shit. Dude. I just realized how relatable Garfield is. I love lasagna. Chills down my neck. Oh, my God. You hear that, Odie? We made the news.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Pan, are you hearing this? Oh, I'm hearing this. Wait, don't get too excited. Hey, I gotta go to the UK for a movie. Take good care of Odie for me. Can you do this voice, but you're also giving me a massage and you're talking about it? Start with the upper back. Okay. So, first I'm gonna use my fists to really unlock that trap muscle.
Starting point is 00:05:33 I can see you've been carrying a lot of tension. You're a trap store Astro? You don't have to roast me right now, but okay. No, I'm not roasting you. I'm just, you know. My traps are perfectly fucking fine all right right a panda my traps are fine i didn't know you were a trap star i'm very impressed they're kind of newly to be honest your traps are kind of sure i always knew you were walking true religion
Starting point is 00:05:57 by listening to chief keef you can't do like rapping references. I'm extremely white. I don't know anything about rap. I'm like a loser. No, you're 1% Iranian. Don't forget that. Oh, that's right. I am 1%. Sorry, no, you're 1% Persian.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Yeah, and also 2% Neanderthal. Well, I'm 100% hunk, so keep the babes away from me, or else I'm going to take all of them. What's your ideal babe uh big heart okay that was wholesome big boobies big boobs oh my god there it is
Starting point is 00:06:35 that's the noise they make when they walk around like so uh I think I think we should talk about how you hey Mika wow I think we should talk about how you guys want to. Hey, Mika. Mika. Yeah. This is what Mika, when he walks around down the street, he's like, and then my eyes bulge out of my sockets and they turn into hearts.
Starting point is 00:06:57 It's like, my tongue rolls out of my mouth, falls on the floor. And then I scoop it back up with a spoon and i put it in a bowl and i pour milk in and i eat it it's like cereal my tongue no your eyeballs yeah oh okay you guys should talk about how you went to ohio together oh yeah that's right that's a thumbnail that's one of the reasons this podcast is coming out a little late uh pan and i just got back from vacation we were visiting the lovely state of a death. The lovely state of Ohio. I love Ohio.
Starting point is 00:07:27 Ohio is honestly the best place I've ever been to. I love Ohio. We did a lot there, though. Yeah, what did you guys do? We didn't do anything. There's nothing in fucking Ohio. I'm getting a lot of mixed signals from you guys about what you did in Ohio. I guess you have to look at it from a different perspective.
Starting point is 00:07:43 On one hand, we spent a lot of time walking around in a gray desert with did in Ohio. I guess you have to look at it from a different perspective. On one hand, we spent a lot of time walking around in a gray desert with nothing in it. But on the other hand, that was a completely fresh perspective for us. You know, we got to learn a lot
Starting point is 00:07:53 about the land, a lot about what There was nothing to learn. It was flat. It was boring. The people were boring. We tasted the fauna. The food sucked.
Starting point is 00:08:02 There wasn't even food. It was like all canned food. Every meal was just canned food. Astro, when you had that canned corn, did you like that? It was pretty gross. It was pretty gross. But remember when we were starving because there was nothing to eat and we had to hunt for those bloat flies in the desert? I mean, that was fun.
Starting point is 00:08:19 What's a bloat fly? That's like a Dark Souls character. Did you guys have to use your, like, rad system for that? Yeah, we had to make it like Nuka-Cola. Asher had to pee in a bottle, and I had to drink it because there was nothing else to drink. Okay, you didn't have to drink it. You just wanted to, and I'm still uncomfortable about that. Hey, bro, you need more salt.
Starting point is 00:08:40 That's all I'm going to say. You know what? You need to eat peaches. That'll make it taste better. I eat more peaches on average than you, most likely know what you need to eat peaches that'll make it taste better I eat more peaches on average than you most likely I don't even eat peaches did you guys know that like some people will scrape
Starting point is 00:08:54 off peach fuzz no no no you know what I'm thinking about I don't people don't do this at all I don't know what you're thinking about what are you what is this people people don't scrape off peach fuzz is like a regular thing why did you bring that up then do you do you guys have you seen you've seen parasite right
Starting point is 00:09:16 what the fuck are you okay? Have you guys seen parasite the movie like the anime the movie okay, yeah movie yeah the Korean movie Correct. Yeah, I've seen first of all Everyone who's listening to this like please watch parasite do yourself because they know what parasite is everyone knows what Paris is won awards man Okay, you know what you're you're right Everyone knows what Parasite is. It won awards, man. Okay, you know what? You're right. But do you guys remember in Parasite when the characters needed to give someone an allergic reaction so they
Starting point is 00:09:54 scraped off peach fuzz? That didn't happen. I don't remember that. You are actually just making shit up. I'm not even just saying this to be like, to fuck with you. I actually do not remember that. I also don't remember. No, okay, I'm gonna look just saying this to be like to fuck with you. I actually do not remember that. I also don't know. OK, I'm going to look it up because I have a very conscious memory of this happening.
Starting point is 00:10:15 I mean, OK, people scrape off the peach fuzz when they eat a peach, I think. Right. No, no one. No one scrapes off the fuzz, dude. What? No one does. OK, I have to be honest. Last time I had a peach, I just bit right into it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But so there's have to be honest last time i had a peach i just bit right into it yeah exactly yeah but so there's gotta be some okay so i'm on i'm on vulture.com
Starting point is 00:10:30 and guess what the title of this article is astro um mika is wrong and he owes me one it's called you'll never see peaches the same way again after parasiteasite. Warning, some mild spoilers ahead. So I'm not going to get into the article. So Peaches is an innuendo for boobs in this case, because there were some honkers in that movie. I don't think so. I don't know what the punch meant in that movie. Sorry, Mika, look.
Starting point is 00:11:03 This is just made-up shit. No, it's not. You're actually wrong. Listen, Morty, all movies are just made-up garbage, okay? It's called living real life, Morty. You need to fucking work out, Mika. Drink protein powder and drive a car and buy stocks and rent out a property to a... I'm trying to fill the schlatt void.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Oh, yeah, thanks. Thanks. I know what the comments are going to be, so I'm just going to say... trying to fill the Schlatt void. Oh, yeah. Thanks. I know what the comments are going to be, so I'm just going to say it so no one else can say it. They're going to be like, ****. **** all of you going to comment that. I know this shit. I'm reading your minds. I can predict this shit. **** all of you. I'm going to comment that more. You should have said something like,
Starting point is 00:11:39 I know you guys are going to comment down below, like, Mika, Astro, and Panda are really sexy. I know you guys are going to comment that. Moist, you got to cutro, and a panda are really sexy. I know you guys will comment that. Oh, fuck. Okay, Moist, you gotta cut out what I just said. Yeah, beep that. Yeah, bleep it. Yeah, Moist, can you um... Moist, can you bring Schlatt back? Can you, uh,
Starting point is 00:11:56 narrate a little bit about the beach puss in Parasite? I just... Yeah, people really liked Moist's voice when he talked last time when he was, he was explaining the rules. Oh, Moist has a great voice. Yeah, he does. It's very, very sexy.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Very, like, sultry. Can I say that? If I was a gay man, I would love his voice. But I'm not gay, so I don't like his voice. I am a gay man, and I love it. Okay, we get it. No, I'm saying I'm not gay, but if I was, I would love his voice. You're gay.
Starting point is 00:12:24 No. Why, do I sound gay so okay whatever moving on um did you guys see any like wildlife in ohio like um yeah there were certainly some large bulbous men rotting on the sides of many i know i'm talking about i said that because i was gonna say there's a lot of fat loud loud people. No, oh my god. I was using the adjective bulbous, specifically bulbous. I'm talking about wild life. All right, some well-endowed people. Oh, so Mika, these aren't considered life to you.
Starting point is 00:12:56 No. You said rotting carcasses. In the year 2022, Mika, have we learned nothing? Okay, I will describe more of the fauna, I will describe more of the fauna. I will describe more of the fauna. There were these wild sort of cheese monsters, sort of like they build themselves in the sewer grates, and they come out at night.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Tell me more about the cheese monsters. It's sort of this big bowl of this rotting man that lurks the streets, and he smells like rotten cheese. He's called the Cheese Monster. Mika, you know in Dark Souls when you enter a new place, it has that flash screen that says entering
Starting point is 00:13:35 Ohio. That's pretty much what came up when we walked in there. That's cool. Did you guys see the game awards? No. We're going to talk about ohio astro died and then it said you died yes i was gonna make that joke oh you know what you know what else we saw there mika we saw a bunch of people just like you there that's what we saw little animals like like you like running on all four just oh yeah like field like squirter monkey or
Starting point is 00:14:05 fucker monkey that's what it's called right squirtle thing squirting monkey you're laughing because you don't remember it right. It was called Squirtle Fuck Monkey. That's not... No, no. That's what it was called. Squirtle Monkey Fuck? No, Squirtle Fuck Monkey, right, Mika? That is not a thing! Wait, how do you spell that?
Starting point is 00:14:36 What? It's Squirtle Fuck Monkey, right? Spell it out for me, please. Okay, hold on. Squirtle Fuck Monkey. Oh, do not google that. Oh my god wow that is. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:50 We saw that in Ohio. Remember that one night at Panda? We definitely saw a squirtle fuck. Ash remember when I got my speaker out and I started playing Lil B Swag like Ohio? Yeah I know all the lyrics to that. And over and over again. I was really drunk. The real i went to ohio was to buy heroin
Starting point is 00:15:09 i bought a lot of it was fucking awesome it was great you know what's kind of interesting about you saying that a panda is today while i was driving uh to work i thought like what if i just start like what if i just became a heroin addict? You could start at any time. That's the beauty of it. That's the beauty of life. You could start at anything. But I think for, we should say that we don't advocate for that. We don't necessarily advocate. But everyone should know that. Who would advocate for heroin? Me. Yeah, you would. Okay, you know what?
Starting point is 00:15:47 Viewers, do not do any drugs at all be boring okay so a panda i'm just kidding not doing drugs is not boring i wanted to talk about something specifically to you um because you know it's getting close to the holidays and i've been sort of thinking about what gifts to get everybody and i just wanted to probe you on this um not like that man so i'm getting a little ahead of myself okay i know i use words wrong a lot but you definitely use that wrong no i'm probing robed i'm i'm probing i'm probing you for information mika mika you're very smart handsome man what does probe mean thanks that's really generous of you um perhaps too generous but i do think that astro was using it correctly there let me i've looked it up verb probe the first definition is to physically explore or examine
Starting point is 00:16:31 but but the second the second definition is to seek to uncover information yeah to be fair astro you probably did pick that word on i did pick it on purpose you know why because what i was gonna get to is i was gonna buy you a squirtle butt plug for Christmas. You know what? Thank you. Is that something you would be interested in? Damn, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Honestly, I don't think I'd ever use a butt plug. Okay, what if I take a squirtle Funko Pop and I twist off the head? Fuck! Aw, man. You know what? Fuck! And you use that. Oh, man. You know what?
Starting point is 00:17:07 I'm... All right. I'll try it. Okay. Are you okay? I don't think that was a bit. Are you okay? Are you okay, dude?
Starting point is 00:17:19 Panda, I heard you recently had a story with a bidet. That's right. When I was in Ohio, I went into this bathroom and there were a lot of bidets in Ohio for some reason. I guess they like it clean down there. It's fucking dirty. It's a very dirty country, but it's kind of bizarre. Okay, hold on. Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:17:36 You're going to say America is not a dirty country? Ohio is a state. It's not a country. But okay, continue. Okay, Ohio, especially dirty. I'm going to probe you if you don't stop. Okay. Well, anyways, I didn't have any baby wipes because I usually
Starting point is 00:17:50 wipe my butthole with baby wipes because... Oh, no! What? That's a problem for the plumbing system. No, no. You're not supposed to wipe. You don't flush it. You put it in the trash. No, no, no. Are you serious?
Starting point is 00:18:04 You cannot do that. That's what I it. You put it in the trash. In the trash. No, no, no. Are you serious? No. Yes. You cannot do that. That's what I do. I do it all the time. Are you serious? Tell me your shit stink ass fucking baby wipes. It does not stink. No, jokes aside, you're not supposed to flush baby wipes? No, dude.
Starting point is 00:18:17 That shit will clog. You ever heard of makeup? That shit clogs it. Is there a difference between baby wipes and wet wipes? Both are bad. So there's this thing called- Are you serious? There's like a sewage- Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:18:30 I forgot what it's called. I was looking this up the other day because, you know, somebody was cleaning my pipes. What? Oh! But basically what happens is all the oil from like restaurants and stuff will go into the sewer and then it'll combine with all the baby wipes, and it will create this unstoppable force. That's so disgusting. Unmovable object in the sewer that collects over time.
Starting point is 00:18:53 And especially in big cities, they have to get a giant crew to go down and break it up with their hands because it's impossible to break. It's this fucking awesome. It's fucking scary. Do they wear gloves and suits like are the workers protected they just eat it oh yeah that's what i thought that's what they do in ohio me and asher actually saw that happen in ohio that's we were sent down there to do that we were agents yeah we were actually eating it for them it was delicious that's why we were there they sent us there for that reason i got i gotta be honest with you guys um this this is like really vile like what what you've been discussing this episode is like really wait i just i spun the wheel of impressions jordan peterson
Starting point is 00:19:36 oh okay um i think that what you've been discussing this episode is pretty vile thank you jordan anyway a panic continue about not beautiful okay jordan that's enough it's What you've been discussing this episode is pretty vile. Thank you, Jordan. Anyway, a panic. Continue about the bidet. Not beautiful. Okay, Jordan, that's enough. Mika, bury your butthole because it's going to get even more gross. So what ended up happening was I did the hardest setting for the first time using a bidet.
Starting point is 00:19:59 I was on a bidet. I pressed the hardest setting and it fucking boom. It was like a bullet. It was warm. It was fucking boom. It was like a bullet. It was warm. It was super invasive. It was awful. It was truly horrific. I actually screamed.
Starting point is 00:20:11 And that sounds like a bit. I truly did scream because I feel like I felt like I was invaded. It felt very wrong. I thought, look, the picture that it had of it, the setting was like, it looks like it was going to touch my bum. And I kind of wanted that. I didn't want to go in like a spear which is what happened that's what it sounded like so this was sort of like a sexual awakening for you i did kind of like it in minecraft so when you went for the second blast did you use the same setting no like no because i was like there's no way it can get
Starting point is 00:20:43 harder than this and fortunately for me it did not get harder i got way softer and it was just it was just the right amount of warmness and hardness bum splash okay yeah well so i mean like did it get everywhere did you get all wet no it actually did not right in it went right in it did the first one went right in actually all the times all the times it went right in surprising The first time it went right in. Actually, all the times it went right in. That's actually impressive. Except one time. I had to move it a little bit. I was like, this is touching a little too much of my cheek.
Starting point is 00:21:13 That's impressive butt coordination, in my opinion, because to know exactly where the trajectory of the water is going to come out of the bay right into your asshole like a bullet, I mean, that's like... That was the first time, too! You must have done well in physics class, man. Did you calculate the hypotenuse and everything? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:27 I contracted the mitochondria. Okay, that's the wrong subject. But yeah, I did kind of like it. It doesn't clean it all the way. I still had to use some baby wipes, but the experience was unique, and I'm glad I had it. I'm glad I did it. I really regret you sharing the story i think you guys really wanted me to so i did i like um on the one hand thank you for sharing on the on the other hand you do
Starting point is 00:21:58 not mean that thank you yeah you guys do not mean any of that you guys no no like i i appreciate that you shared the story. I do. I genuinely do. It takes a lot of courage to share that on the internet. You know? Yeah. So you're saying I'm brave.
Starting point is 00:22:18 I think you are brave, yeah. Like a warrior. Like an ancient warrior fighting for his kingdom. I wouldn't go that far. No, I think a panda is on the same level as a Viking. Like a god? Like an ancient Viking. A Norse god?
Starting point is 00:22:33 Viking. Yeah, like the bravery displayed here, it's akin to running into the swell of battle. I just was entirely repulsed. Like the entire time you were telling that story I was like very repulsed but don't you want to use a bidet now? I felt something like very like like a spear right? because that's what I felt
Starting point is 00:22:53 it really did feel like that I cannot stress it enough I felt something very like uneasy in the pit of my stomach and yeah I just wanted you to know that. Viewers do not do the hardest setting first please i honestly think that you need to sort of apologize to not just us and not just the viewers but like your lineage your family everyone in your town humanity honestly everyone
Starting point is 00:23:17 you've ever known yeah you should put a blanket statement out to the world about this because honestly that was just disrespectful and downright rude yeah well guys i guess i'm gonna have to leave the podcast as well okay no you don't well no we can do that i have a shotgun ready oh if that's hey mika aren't you supposed to be like no asher don't do that yeah astro you um yeah yeah i really put it in there, Mika. You shouldn't do that. Mika, you... Oh, yeah, I shouldn't do that at all. Just do it, Astro, just do it.
Starting point is 00:23:50 No, don't, dude, don't. Here I go, here I go. No, it would not... I can't do it, I can't do it. Nah, it would not be chill. Can I just, like, shoot one in your foot? Like, in your toe? Okay, you can do my big toe.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Wait, how about the butthole? Recreate the bidet experience. No, do not do the butthole my shits have been great recently alright we're still talking about shit so have you did you guys see um
Starting point is 00:24:20 did you guys see the game awards oh yeah I did yeah Um, did you, did you guys see the game awards? Oh yeah. I did. Yeah. Why do you sound horny about that? No, no, no. I don't, I didn't mean to. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:34 Oh yeah, I did. I thought the, uh, I thought the best part of the game awards was when, um, that Muppet. No, I think when that Muppet came on screen, that was like the best part. There was a Muppet? Yeah, there was a Muppet. It was Animal. He came up on screen and he helped present the music award. If you were to fuck a Muppet, would it go through the
Starting point is 00:24:56 hand hole or would it go in the mouth? That's a very good question. I've been thinking about it. That's like that one question where it's like, how does a dog wear pants? Does it wear it on all four limbs or does it have it only on the back limbs? Wow, I never thought about that. That's like that one question where it's like, how does a dog wear pants? Does it wear it on all four limbs, or does it have it only on the back limbs? Wow, I never thought about that. That's a good one, too. Mika, what's an important question we could ask?
Starting point is 00:25:13 Like, in the same vein as those. Let's get spitball. We could solve a lot of issues right now. We could. Oh my god, dude. You know chat GPT? We could become the next chat GPT. I don't know what that is what is it
Starting point is 00:25:25 like an ai yeah wait okay we should put in right now we should put in like uh the sleuth pie boys are discussing something what are they talking about and then we discuss that hold on man i'm gonna pull up the ai all right try chat gpt okay i'm okay by the way this is elon musk's product which makes me feel really depressed wait it is it is? But I'm loading into it. Yeah, man. That's awful. I hate it. Can I just go on a tangent for a second?
Starting point is 00:25:52 Oh, no. I don't know. I don't like where this is going. No, I think you won't, but I'm going to say it anyways. People hate Elon more than anyone else in the world. Yeah. How many of you guys know they hate him more than actual serial killers? I've. I've seen people hate on him then like just your mail. Just okay. Okay, okay? Does he need you defending him? I'm not defending
Starting point is 00:26:14 Wait how was that defending you on tell me how was that defending him cuz you're like oh, he's like suffering so much You're interpreting as suffering, but my point is that people hate him more than anyone else. Why can't they hate him? He sucks. No, my point is that people hate him way more than other people that I think we all can agree are objectively worse. But I don't even really think that's true. But you interpolate that as me defending him. Why would I defend Elon?
Starting point is 00:26:42 I don't know him. I don't care about him. You're getting really hot and bothered over this. No, bro, because I see it every... Any time I just check Twitter for a measly second, because I don't even go on it, I just see so much people hating on Elon. I'm like, no one else. It's like, why?
Starting point is 00:26:55 Dude, you're really mad. He directly ruined that website. Woo! He ruined Twitter! You know, if anything, that makes him good. So, you know, maybe I am defending him. No, but it doesn't, because, like, Twitter has the potential to be, like, an amazing tool for, like, small community journalism and, like, getting the word out on things that are important. Like, it could be an amazing app.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Look, all I'm saying is i i just think i think you're just conflating like anger for elon and pretending that everyone like has him on their number one hate list when in reality like no no no no go go go go go go go go go go go if you find a tweet like let's say someone's like god i fucking hate you like fucking sorry he's ruined the platform if you asked him like who's worse elon or hitler they're going to say Hitler, okay? They're not, like, people don't have to qualify their ranking for who they hate more. Like, surely there's people that are worse than Elon that they hate more. But it's okay to hate him.
Starting point is 00:27:54 He sucks. No, but from what I've seen, though, people, like, people talk multiple times about Elon and not about other objectively worse people. Why do they have to talk about objectively worse people? Why do they have to put it to me about... Well, it's just because Elon is more like relevant right now, you know? He's like very like in the public eye, you know?
Starting point is 00:28:10 He's like currently doing things that are annoying to people. Like what, fixing Twitter? I don't know, like having cars burn on fire and getting stuck in them. That's awesome, I love explosions! Or like unbanning right-wing psychos. Yeah, that's pretty shit. Hey or like unbanning right wing psychos yeah that's that's or like pretty shit hey he unbanned me are you a right wing psycho no no i'm trying to get
Starting point is 00:28:35 chat gpt working it's not working i don't think it's gonna work because much like uh elon musk products they we have i got it okay We have a podcast about being sleep deprived. We want to discuss a subject. What should we talk about? And the AI is going to tell us. Cool. Also, while the AI is doing its thing, I just want to say AI generated art sucks.
Starting point is 00:29:08 Treat artists more fairly. pay artists higher wages and uh abolish ai art because it just steals art from people without their consent so ai art is stinky and garbage mika let me ask you this how would you abolish AI art? I don't know, but I think it's stinky. I think it's just going to keep going. It's just going to keep growing. All creative art is just going to die. If just robots can do it. That's a really depressing thought, actually. You know what else is stinky?
Starting point is 00:29:39 I just want to say it just makes sense, though, because why would companies pay for people if they could just pay AR dolllly to or whatever to do it? Well, think about this. Right now, the AI art sucks. Like, it's not good. And it's, like, pretty soulless and lifeless. I would rather hire, like, a human.
Starting point is 00:29:56 But, no, but sometime in the future, though, companies are not going to want to bother with real people. Like, Disney, they're just going to hire robots to do it all. That might be true. I don't know enough about it. Like, I'm not educated enough about it. This is just my theory. This is just my armchair theory. Yeah, like, it could be. But, like, personally, like, on the principle of it, I would
Starting point is 00:30:14 always just, like, go with humans, because I would just rather, like, support an artist. Guys? Yeah. I have a gun. And I'm gonna shoot you both. But to know whether or not I shoot you with the gun you're gonna have to continue with us to the patreon segment go over to patreon.com slash sleep deprived where we will continue this discussion for another 30 minutes check
Starting point is 00:30:34 out the patreon we got a lot of cool perks discord server a lot of cool stuff cool shows and uh honestly on behalf of sleep deprived, I personally am very sorry that we exposed you to this episode. Honestly, I feel like people are going to say this is the best episode. This episode rocked, dude. This episode, we've got so much good shit. I had a lot of fun. Oh, dude, I just had an amazing idea.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Keep this in before the Patreon segment. We should do a choose-your-own-adventure story, but with the AI telling us what to do. Okay, we'll do that in do that in the patreon extended episode so you better join us there baba booey

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