Sleep Deprived Podcast - WE WENT TO VIDCON - Sleep Deprived Podcast #62

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

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A panda's high. I'm high on life. You're high right now? You show up to the podcast high now? Is that how we do things these days? I'm high on life. Okay, well, if panda's high, I want to play Sonic. Dude.

Oh, my. Mika, that is so different. No, no, don't even. We can't even do that, bro. Okay, I won't. If you're doing that, then I'm going to do heroin on the podcast. I'm. Oh, that's fine.

That's fine. Welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast, everybody. It's episode 62. Yeah. No one even claps anymore. It's episode 62. Yeah. No one even claps anymore. I'm clapping. I am. I'm clapping.

I got two hands full. I'm clapping. Because no one cares anymore. There's the freaking Discord audio thing. I'm injecting heroin right now. It's blocking the audio. You're not injecting heroin. I am.

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I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. this whole time. You know, we wouldn't care more if the patrons gave us more f***ing money. Hear that, patrons? I quit. I quit. What the hell? You quit? I quit unless you raise the total Patreon money load to $10,000. There's no incentive.

There's... Yeah, I quit. You're just gonna lose money. You're just gonna take the share. You know, I'm fine with this. I actually want you to quit. Yeah, I quit. You're just gonna lose money. You're just gonna... No, no, no. I'm... You know, I'm fine with this. I actually want you to quit. We could... Yeah. Our share would all go up tremendously.

Guys, that's really not how... We'd all get like an extra thousand. You guys weren't supposed to do this. You guys were supposed to... Let's fantasize about what it'd be like... No, let's not fantasize about the podcast. Yeah, Panda, can you actually quit? I'd probably...

I'd get a new car, I think. I'd get an Audi G-tron like Mika wants. What the fuck is it called? It's an e-tron GT. e-tron GT. I'd get an Audi Voltron. No, it's an Audi e-tron GT. I'd get a Transformer.

That's pretty awesome. Schlatt, what would you get? Beef jerky. Bags of beef jerky. That's pretty sick. That's pretty awesome. My name, Beef Jerky. Shut up. beef jerky. That's pretty sick. That's pretty awesome. My name, Beef Jerky. Shut up.

You're not on the podcast anymore. My name, Beef Jerky. Stop, dude. You're actually not on the podcast. I would get a nice 1999 Mitsubishi 3000 GT. Baka! Baka! Baka!

Miki, you have been looking at cars, haven't you? I have. I've been looking at them a lot lately. So, is it still the e-tron on the top of your list? Well, you see, the e-tron GT- Pulls down pants. It's the final goal. Hey!

It's like the final step. Hellcub, there's a wiener around. Stop. Get out of the room. But I've kind of been thinking, like, there's no way I could afford it, so I feel like I need a little stepping stone. Right. A panda has his wiener out right now.

I was really looking at RX-8s. I've loved those cars for a long time. Put it away. The Mazda? Yeah, the Mazda, but the mileage is just a little rough. I was just kidding. Yeah, I guess it's a little bit too high right now. Why is it slimy?

I didn't actually want to leave that uh mazda is like gonna transition you gotta take me back dude really yeah yeah because i think right now they're only like it's got a good it's got a good personality they want to like fill the niche between like the german luxury brands and like uh my dick does i don't know like lexus or something is that smegma that makes sense no that's a little big yeah no they've got a good lineup too like they're gonna announce like a whole bunch of suvs sedans like a lot of them are gonna be hybrid or electric that's exciting that honestly that's exciting i'd love to see that from them do you want astro uh yeah you posted a photo ass out on Twitter the other day

that I caught before you deleted it. What was that all about? Yeah, well, it got detected by the Twitter algorithm and a bunch of bots started replying to it, so no one was looking. Oh, really? So I deleted it and posted a different one. Damn.

Twitter thought it was, like, spam. Was it your bare ass? No, I just wearing some cute underwear. It was close. Yeah, you got a lot of ass in it. I feel like I got a bargain. Okay. Well, $9 a month.

Are you making a lot of bread? Dude, I'm getting so much bread right now. How has your OnlyFans taken off since we really shilled it here on the podcast? Well, let's just say I have multiple Audi F-trons. Whoa. Whoa. That's a whore. E-tron.

Voltron. I have multiple Voltrons. Have you spread yet? In the Voltron, yes. Voltron porn i'm not sure have you got any little freaks yet that are like you know honestly it's not yeah no i do get a lot of freaks but they're pretty nice about it you know they're just like oh your bussy got me fucked what like that your bushy got me yeah last night 11 p.m some guy was like yo your bussy got me fucked that's like the highest compliment that can be bestowed dude yeah you know what i'll take it your bushy got me fucked has it changed your self-esteem at all like have you been feeling more confident and

whatnot yeah it's it's great i love life are you high on life i'm high on life because i will remind you there is a strict no getting high on this podcast policy does heroin count uh that's uh schlatt that's fine right it depends we decriminalize it but it's not um you know like if we catch you with the shit ton then that's a problem okay i'll keep it on the down low yeah just you can't you can't be like you know you can't be high on life like a panda because did can we talk about how a panda was literally spinning his wiener around just now while you guys were talking about cars? Well,

okay, guys, let's do a little game here. Who has foreskin? I don't. What is the game of this? What's the game part? Astro, do you have foreskin? You gotta pay a hundred bucks for him to answer that. I'm gonna need some money up front That sounds like a Drake lyric

That does not sound like a Drake lyric Listen I just I just needed a segue Okay I just needed a segue What's the Drake lyric Like just asking if you have foreskin Y'all Drake do you have foreskin I feel like he would

Are you circumcised girl me too no he would say that though like you circumcise girl me too dude there's this uh trend of like like just the type of person drake is and there are so many like funny examples of like the guy who's, and there are so many, like, funny examples of, like, the guy who's, like, on the computer in, like, an action movie, and he's like, uh-oh, you gotta take a look at this! Or, like, in a horror movie,

like, uh-oh, I don't think we're alone here! Like, the cartoon interpretations of him, too? Like, when he starts running, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop! The fucking cartoon sound effects drake is the kind of guy to fall off a cliff and then like freeze time look at the camera drake's just a type of guy to fall off a cliff panda posted an image that we cannot show on the podcast,

but it looks like Drake with a bunch of c**k in his face, and it's cut off, so you can't really tell if he's sucking a c**k, but it sure looks like he's back in his position now. When a good thing goes bad. When a hard thing comes. No, yeah, Drake was totally sucking some dick there, though. Like, that's crazy. No, dude, he's making curry. He got coconut juice on him.

I hate coconut. Do you guys like coconut? Oh, fuck you. Yeah, coconut is awesome. Coconut sucks, man. Yeah, Drake Bussey got me fucked. Fuck, what's that new lyric he had where he says, that shit got me slimy or something?

He doesn't say that. He says something where he says that shit got me slimy or something he doesn't say he says something like he's like got me slimy he doesn't say that okay wait a i will find this also drake looks like such a bitch i'm sorry sticky he's like this shit got me sticky or something like that dude that's one of the songs one of the songs on the album is just called sticky yes it's sticky homer and the first the first lyric is homer hanging on my neck homer homie what the fuck all that pumping up your chest all that talk about the best you know how sticky it gets i feel like uh maybe maybe those lyrics hit a bit different in the context of this photo that we're looking at here you know how sticky it get damn i i saw this tiktok that was like comparing one of his songs and like apparently the melody that he used for the singing on the song was like the same as like... SpongeBob. Yeah, yeah, yeah. SpongeBob. Patrick.

Patrick. Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs. Sandy. Sandy. Plankton. Plankton. Plankton.

The lobster. Yeah, it sounds like the melody sounds exactly the same. That's pretty funny. Anyways, I mean, who went to VidCon? That's Vid i mean who went to uh vidcon no no no no definitely not i i went to the dream s&p uh panel and uh i made sure all my lice spread there was i did see a fucking tweet that said i went to the dream s&p palette now i my lice spread. Dude, there was, I did see a fucking tweet that said I went to the Dream SMP palette and now I have lice. Oh no.

It had like 10,000 favorites. Dude. It had 10,000? That's fucking awesome. I'm pretty sure it was just a joke. But people are getting paranoid. There was a panel, yeah, there was a panel at VidCon which, I'm assuming, like, I feel like VidCon has become so not YouTube anymore.

Yeah. Like, the biggest panels were for TikTokers and streamers, like the Minecraft people. There was just a panel they hosted with all of them on stage, and they just took audience questions. And one of them, oh my god, dude, I was watching it live, and I physically had to turn it off after that. It's all girls, and they're all screaming after everything that gets said. And one of the girls goes up to the mic and says, Hey, hi Wilbur. Have you and Quackity ever had a romantic relationship?

Or like it was either about them or their lore characters in the Dream SMP? So like did the characters you play in the Dream SMP ever have a romantic relationship? What was the answer? No. The answer was no i feel like they might be reading too much into it yeah i think so and then everyone on the stage was just like had their head in their hands and shit like it was it was really really bad it was almost to that level of the dedicated wham super kai okay but that guy was actually pretty awesome like that guy's awesome that guy's a legend i i'll

never forget but i mean like i would feel kind of like embarrassed to be a part of that audience where a question like that got asked i think you're gonna say you feel embarrassed for like quackity and wilbur uh i i mean to be honest i'm not super embarrassed for them because like i feel like they have to yeah well they kind of have to know like who's watching their content right like i feel like they kind of have to expect something like that to happen oh dude there was also a question where uh the one of them asked like what do you love most about streaming and i watched as every single one of them gave some like i love my fans i love my community right after the have you and quackity fucked and then and i was like i was like who's gonna say it who's who is going to tell the truth here

at the very end jack manifold just says money yo shout out jack shout out jack he's a realist kind of keeping it real yeah imagine just like all of them getting really close up to the mic something like this and being like yeah i really just love the money that's why i'm here is for the money that'd be real as fuck that would be real as fuck like it's completely true well i'm trying to see who's at vidcon but i put vidcon into the Twitter search, and literally all that comes up is just creators with VidCon in their name, like, at VidCon.

I just see a bunch of Minecrafters when I search VidCon. But don't worry, they announced NFTs, so that's cool. They did? Are you serious? Oh, it's like an NFT meeting or something. It's a panel.

Okay, they didn't do nfts necessarily nft meeting it dude this feels like two years late for uh our audio listeners that the vidcon announcement thing in question says how nfts bring together creators and communities learn more about how nfts can unlock not only new ways to engage but also become a tool for empowerment and sustainable healthy social media at 5 p.m in room 254 i love being empowered they put them on the second floor dude it's like a janitor's closet yeah dude that's crazy uh i i don't think i've ever heard the word NFT and healthy social media in the same place. No. I feel like the second you announce an NFT as a creator, that's the second your audience starts clowning on you.

I've never seen an NFT release go well received. It has not happened. iDubbbz sold a picture of his ball sack that I think people really loved. Oh, really? Yeah. happened i dub sold a picture of his ball sack that i think people really loved oh really yeah didn't too mad do something similar that was before yeah too mad did it too that was before you know people would that was what it was still like in its infancy nobody nobody cared nobody was mad at it yeah now you can do that as a joke. I could like mint a picture of the tip of my shaft and people would be like, oh, wow, Schlatt, you killed the entire Amazon. You literally killed trees, dude.

You killed nature. So anyway, we're announcing a line event. Yeah. So anyways, we have a bunch of like we have a bunch of uh artists created pillows that are randomly generated with different traits a bunch of pillows yeah yeah that uh that etron gt isn't gonna buy itself oh i would just you're not getting the voltron you're not you'll you'll actually never be able to afford it. Oh, damn.

I will make sure of it. Oh, that sucks. I will fucking make sure that you never buy that shit. Why do you want an electric car anyways? Seriously, be honest. Why do you want an electric car that's not a Tesla? Because there's nowhere you can charge it. I mean, over over here that's kind

of true mika there's more infrastructure for it where i live like it's it's definitely not like to the level where it should be but like there are like you could go to the grocery store and there will be like three charging ports oh yeah yeah it's pretty crazy you might be able to get an adapter too for the tesla ones right i think so like yeah yeah a lot of people convert their homes into like their little charging station i just it just so it's so i just i just could never no offense no offense right like i i respect you as a person but that whole electric car thing I don't respect. It's fucking lame. It's fucking pussy shit. Why would you go fast in a car

if you are not accompanied by the sounds of screaming V12 engines. Or like a 3.8 liter flat 6. I think I'm going to become an oil baron. Like a naturally aspirated v12 with no turbo that

thing fucking screams bro but but no it doesn't make any noise when i hit the gas pedal you know uh gosh this is getting like so lame but you know you know harley Harley Davidson, they had a freaking electric motorcycle and people complained that it made no noise. So, so they added. In place, they added speakers, didn't they? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Nopify. Nopify, what do you think of electric cars?

Destroy it randomly. In 20 minutes in. What the fuck did I just join? We're having a debate about gas guzzling supercars versus little pussy shit electric vehicles that pretend to go fast. Electric cars always lose. So true. that that pretend to go fast electric cars always lose so true okay but you know the thing is like i'm pretty sure electric cars do have like really good acceleration times because they have like yeah they have really good torque don't they no you know you know why they're you know why

electric cars are worse because you ever had a flashlight and the battery dies it's it's like that but like on four wheels yeah then they make makes no more light yeah wheel don't spin yeah wheel don't spin go fast for five second wheel stop spin yeah out of energy i can kind of see that argument because like what is an electric car if not just a really big flashlight or flashlight flashlight oh my god i'd fuck a car there's a guy that used to fuck cars there is he had a red sedan yeah he loved that thing he did love that thing he was in a gay relationship with it Coop Yeah he did He did marry him Dude in 20 years they're gonna find this footage

They're gonna be like how dare Make fun of These fucking sons Are in the car Are you fucking kidding me It is a human right to marry and fuck a car. Obama gets a third term and he legalizes car marriage. They add like a little AI to the Tesla screen.

Like that movie Her and it just starts talking to you. Oh, dude. People fall in love with their Tesla model as planned. That would be so fucking sad. I could actually see that happening though because aren't there a whole bunch of chatbots that you can just get on your phone now? I get ads for them, bro.

I actually get ads for them. Create your own virtual girl. Wait, Shlatt. Those are targeted ads. Are you doing okay, man? I'm very lonely. I've been thinking of actually fucking my car's tailpipe. You know, those are targeted ads. Are you doing okay, man? Well, I'm very lonely, yeah. I've been thinking of actually fucking my car's tailpipe.

Wow. The situation is getting a little dire. Yeah, but look. What's the point if the car isn't going to make a whole lot of noise? The point of having a nice car, and I really want you guys to tell me if I'm right here, because this is what I truly believe. The point of having a really nice car that's loud is to be a douchebag with it. Right?

Like, you buy a really nice car so people look at you and you feel superior over them and what better way to do that than to fit it out with some ten thousand dollar uh latex catalytic converter on it or something right what did you say when and and the car now it just screams down the road and everyone thinks you're such a big douchebag and then like that's the point that's the point you make the exhaust pipe a little smaller so you can fit inside of it yeah yeah but but like with the tesla sure it's fast but the thing doesn't make any i i cannot stand what tesla sound like when you're when you hear them on the road oh yeah it sounds like a ghost sounds like my grandma it's such a synthetic ugly noise it's like my grandma rising from her grave yeah yeah you know i don't want that after they give

him another shot of that uh after he fell off the bike let me start up my Tesla. Oh, did you guys see the Joe Biden cue card? Wait, what? Oh, bro, they gave him. Okay, so it was discovered that Joe Biden gets like a printed out formal index card. Oh, I did see that. I did see that. He's supposed to, you know, for all of his addresses and stuff he's supposed to look at yeah and it'll tell him how to do things he held it up backwards yes

everyone saw what it said and it was a round of applause it was he did it again like it was literally like kindergarten level reading b Biden flashes extremely simple cue card instructions at me. It was like literally just like you look at crowd Wait I need I need some kind of like visual imagery You take your You take your scene He's dying dude He's new ass For our audio listeners The you is like all caps

And bold I like how the top text says The president The president We need to make little fucking bullet notes for him. Maybe he thought he was playing charades. Dude.

They're going to start writing his name at the top. Oh my god. Sounding it out. Our Joe Biden. Dude, if it ever gets to the point where I'm like handed a cue card that goes you make funny jokes

introduced podcast you make 9-11 joke yeah dude this is this font is literally comic sans i'm pretty sure is it not it's close that's not all the way there that's in a couple years i'll go to comic sans i think joe biden is a Comic Sans type of person. He definitely is. 100%. He has that childlike nature. The way he fell off that bicycle, you can just tell it was like that inner child came out. He was so happy to end the race, and then he fell back in preschool.

What if Joe Biden went to VidCon? He had his own panel I would actually like to keep him very far far away from all those attendees there's a lot to sniff for him at VidCon there's a lot of opportunity for a little sleeping show there

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