Sleep Deprived Podcast - We're on TV! - Sleep Deprived Podcast #79

Episode Date: October 18, 2022

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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Slick to Pod podcast, episode 79. It's me, everybody. It's me and all of our friends. It's Slick. We love you. We love you. Yeah. We love you.

We love you. You're our best friend. We love everybody who listens to the podcast on YouTube or on Spotify because the Spotify-ers hear it a day early and also the Patreon-ers hear it. I love the Patreon-ers more, I'm going to be honest. Yeah, we do. We like them more. Hey, what's going on, everybody?

What's going on this week that we could talk about? Audio listeners heard it first. I literally said that, dude. You just said that, Mika. What, dude? Jesus Christ, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Keep going. What happened this week? Audio listeners did hear it first. Oh, my God. What happened this week? Took a shit multiple times a day, seven days a week. You did? Multiple times a day? How many times do you shit, dude? Dude, I week? Took a shit multiple times a day, seven days a week. You did? Multiple times a day? How many times do you shit, dude?

Dude, I've been shitting like three times a day. You've been working that day. Yeah, my sphincter is out of control. Oh my god. If I shit three times a day, I get it gets raw, and I have trouble walking. Oh my god, Jesus. I don't know, I just get a lot of fiber.

I guess. Maybe you should eat more fiber. Yeah, I get no fiber. My poop is like rocks. Yeah, it's literally like pebbles and dust. When it pushes out, hemorrhoids just rip. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, me too.

Me too. You guys should see a doctor. I just need to eat apples and fibrous food mika what's the consistency of your shit mika is it creamy is it creamy mika is it more of a creamy or crunchy peanut butter kind of guy rocky road maybe mika he's doing that thing where he shuts down when we start talking about something that he's embarrassed about. So we can just go assume that he's squirting out liquid.

That's literally a TV trope on our TV Tropes page. What? We have a TV Tropes page now. Yeah, we do. It's actually pretty awesome to read through. What is a TV Tropes? So basically, TV Tropes is a website that compiles a bunch of media, and then it writes down a bunch of examples of tropes that they do. So, for example, on ours, it says, Sleep Deprived contains examples of Bait and Switch.

When Mika claims to not have a script for Episode 8, he proposes to read off his credit card information instead. He reads the first numbers of 7-Eleven before transitioning into an advertisement about 7-Eleven being available on JetBlue planes. Good blatant switch, Mika. Thanks, man. What the hell? Is this like a Wikipedia article about all the tropes we have on the podcast? Yeah. Who the fuck?

Someone like painstakingly goes, there's like 30 examples. Oh, my God. Whoever wrote this, you have no life. I actually think whoever wrote this is pretty awesome. Why would you ever do this? My favorite one is an example of a hive mind. A panda has this

perception towards every woman in the world named Samantha, claiming they are all liars and evil. It's true. To be fair, he's true and I feel the same way about Emily's. Yeah, that's fair. I've never met a good Emily. Yeah. I've known a decent Emily or two.

No. I haven't. No. I haven't. Fuck Emily. I've never met a good Keith. How many Keats have you met? I've never met a Keith.

I don't know. Just like, I've never met a- Dude, the one Keith that knows you is going to watch this. Okay, listen. I'm sorry to the Keiths out there. You know, I'm sure there are some, like, some good Keiths among you, but just my experience with Keith has not been ideal. I just got whiplash.

I feel like Keith isn't, like, a real name. It's only a name for a country musician. Keith? Like, yeah, like Keith Urban or whatever. Yeah. And there's no actual Keiths. I mean, there's a few Keiths out there.

I could just Google Keith and we could see all the Keiths come up. No, there's nothing that's going to come up. Alright, so I Googled Keith and it looks like there is a Keith Urban. I just said that. What is up with you, man? Is your brain not working? looks like uh they literally just

said keith urban all right so there's a keith from voltron legendary defender that's like a made-up character like are there real keiths that's what i'm wondering there aren't i can't think of another keith oh there's a keith keith richard what it looks like uh keith richards is Keith. Keith Ape. Keith Richard. What? It looks like Keith Richards is a musician. Oh, I wonder what kind of music he makes. Is he British? I think he is British. Then it doesn't matter.

I'm reading this page right now. This is a very, very thoroughly written article about all the tropes we've done on the podcast. This is like the cliches of TV and media in general. Yeah, I like this article. We need to do more tropes. We should do more tropes.

We should get writers in our writing room. Ki-Ai is something we partake in in episode nine where we all pretend to be in a tennis match with no words. Classic. Ha! Ha! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Ah, we're doing the trope again.

You gotta update the page. You gotta update the page. Dude, we should just add a ton of shit just to fuck with them, just so they have to add so much more dude let's google some tropes yeah let's google some tropes and make some right now let's take a look while we're googling it i really like this one i'm a humanitarian astro says that he would become a cannibal in episode six in response to mika asking him about his vegetarian habits he then asks to move on to the next subject.

Wait, here's one. There's a trope called absurdly long wait. Ooh. We just take a huge step of silence and that's another trope. Alright, that was a good one. I like that one, yeah. Yeah, that was pretty awesome. That's honestly one of my favorite ones.

That's going to go in the greatest hit book. Here's another trope. Adolf Hitlerius. What on earth are you talking about? What did you just say? Adolf Hitlerius? There's a Wikipedia article on the TV trope for Adolf Hitlerius? There's a Wikipedia article on the TV trope for Adolf Hitlerius?

We have to depict Adolf Hitler as a joke. That's a trope. Oh. So, okay, so who wants to be... Who wants to do this? I'll sit this one out. I don't really want to do this. Do an Adolf Hitler impression, Japano.

Wow. Alright, well, scratch that one off the list. Do an Adolf Hitler impression. Wow. All right. Well, scratch that one off the list. Let's see. Give us all natural fire extinguisher. Okay. Pee on a fire to put it out. Why are you choosing like the most vile tropes, dude?

We can just make the noise. We can do this. Moist. Add zipper noises. Oh. We could just make the noise Add zipper noises Oh Astral look the flame is going away Why is your piss so dark Leave me alone dude That is black

It is not black it's just a dark yellow Alright we put the fire up Add that to the list Why are you picking like the most vile like horrible? This is normal this one's called the ass shove someone gets an object shoved up The most vile sound effects playing right now we're getting all the drugs out of the way esther does the avipositor when it goes does it go yeah well when you take it out oh right and also when the when you lay the eggs

i think i've done that one already honestly on the pod really we've had we've had a couple ass shoves. Interesting. Oh, wait, they didn't add that then. Well, they got some work to do. It hasn't been updated, I would imagine. You know? We need this page fleshed out more, you know? I pulled up a Screen Rant article for TV tropes that need to end. Here's one.

It's a will they, won't they. It's usually in sitcoms. There's a romance where the characters have undeniable chemistry and fans want to see them get together, but they don't get together, at least not at first. Fuck, me and Mika. What? Are you guys going to get together? I don't know will we won't we that's good that's a good one that's a good one let's do that one's for the books let's

write that one yeah okay how about this one burning bag of poop a gross practical joke where someone leaves a burning bag of fecal matter at someone's door. That's so fucked up. That's a trope? How many fucking times has that been done? Astro, let's go. It's a classic one. Okay, I'll get ready.

I'm walking to your door. No, no, I'm supposed to give you the... Ding dong! Hey, who's at the door? Me. I got this bag. Oh, what's that? Why? Me. I got this bag. Oh, what's that? Why is that?

Oh, it smells. Oh, it's getting all over your hands. Oh, it's getting over. Why are you starting it on fire? It's getting it over your, it's going all over your mouth too. Burning bag of poop. Add that to the list. All right, here's one.

Poor communication leading to drama. Whether a drama or a comedy conflict always arises among characters on a show but when the conflict is based on a simple miscommunication it can be frustrating many shows feature this trope as this trope of things becoming a big problem when it could all be resolved with one conversation is there anything we could like misunderstand each other yeah mika? Yeah, Mika. Yeah. What? Yeah, Mika. What?

Yeah, Mika. What did... Yeah, Mika. Yeah, Mika. What? Yeah, Mika. Yeah, Mika. Yeah, Mika.

What did I do? Whatever, Mika. Yeah. Mika, it's the trope. It's the trope. Oh, okay. Wait, what? Panda, I didn't understand you. What did you say? All right, who's ready for the trope Oh okay Wait what panda I didn't understand you

What did you say Alright who's ready for another trope This one's called Crying after sex people cry after having had sex How is that a trope How many times does this happen How about I'm in a cutaway gag

I'm in the hospital now and I'm ripping the IV Out of my arm I thought you were going to say you're ripping schlutz No I'm in a cutaway gag. I'm in the hospital now, and I'm ripping the IV out of my arm. I thought you were going to say you're ripping schlutz. No, I'm not doing that. You're ripping the IV out? What is this, Adam Sandler's click? It's another trope that I found.

It's when they rip out the IV in the hospital. They're like, I'm not sick, and then they rip the IV out. Yeah, what would happen in real life? You'd fall right over. Maybe. And probably die. Maybe. I mean, it kind of depends on, like,

why I'm getting the IV in the first place, I reckon. You know? No. Have you guys ever been in a hospital? Yeah, Mika. That's kind of a trope. Breathing air is kind of a trope if you think about it. You're actually, like, you're a trope, dude. You're overd dude you're drinking water is such a cliche dude yeah i'm just gonna stop drinking water yeah i mean we don't want to fall into these tropes

we want to be unique and special i want to do things no one has ever done before you make a new trope wait yeah let's. Yeah, we can create something that we will do every episode from now on that has never been done in the history of media. Never ever. We could be trailblazers. What should we start with? Oh, I got it. We should all take a picture of our wieners and send it to each other. Okay.

That's been done before. No, it hasn't. It's been done by every single frat boy in every single country. You're embarrassing, dude. That's like really... That's a trope. Yeah.

So anyway, we can now do the drop-in landlord. What? That was the most compressed sound ever. We don't need three. We need the one angle. Okay, might as well get the underside. Can you get the underside real quick?

Can you open it up a little bit? I'll spread a little bit. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around? Oh, don't mind if I do. Can you lay on the ground and stick your feet in there? Oops.

Wrong one. Wrong one. That's you falling onto the floor. Feet pick also. All right. Thank you. Oh, jeez. A little loud. Subscribeet pick also. Alright. Thank you. Oh, Jesus. Subscribe for more sounds.

Okay. Yeah, if you want to see these pictures, subscribe to the Patreon. Yeah, they're all up on there. Five dollars a month. For legal reasons, they are not.

They are really not. Nut shot. Oh, we got a better camera. Oh, wow. That's a hell of a volley right there my god oh cutaway gag time brian with the deuce brian with the deuce this Just imagine that one time. Why is it Trump? You can't say... You can't. Dude, you said cutaway gag time and then you switched to a scene where they were about to do a cutaway gag.

It's a cutaway gag inside of a cutaway gag. Dude, that's not a trope. I just invented a trope. That's a new trope. The cutaway gag in a cutaway gag. I actually know. I've seen that before. Where, Mika?

Probably like Family Guy or like Deadpool or something. I don't know. Fuck. gag in a cutaway gag i actually know i've seen that before it's where mika uh probably like family guy or like deadpool or something i don't know fuck it's probably happened before or honestly inception if you think about it is a cutaway gag in a cutaway gag oh my god you're right they're just really long cutaway gags fuck my brain hurts my brain hurts um okay you know what how about i'm just gonna click on a random trope here. I don't like this one either. I'm sorry, guys. I'm being so indecisive.

This is such a trope of me. Yeah, it's okay. You know, I talked about this in the Minecraft gaming video. I really think Mrs. Puff would have the fattest... Why do you have to bring this up every time? I mean, think about it. Think about it. It's not even Puff. It's not Puff.

It's just not. Who is it? It's Sandy. They're going to demonetize this, and this will be the first time where it was actually necessary. Yeah. But Sandy. Mika.

Yeah, what? Can you stop? I'm not. Jesus Christ, man. That's the third trope. Third trope this whole episode. I don't like that trope. I don't like it.

We can do Frank's 2000-inch TV. That's a Trump trope. That's a Trump. Can we do a Trump trope? Yeah, Trump trope. China wall hand. Mika, what's a trope you do like? Yeah, you like any tropes?

There are a few tropes I like. Okay. I like the fish out of water trope. That's good. What is that? So the fish out of water trope is when a character is like in a situation they have no clue what's going on. So they just do everything like weird picture. For example, someone waking up after being cryogenically frozen for like hundreds of years.

And now they're up in the future. Yeah. They just have no clue what's going on. So that guy would be the fish out of water. Yeah. So why is your... I... Yeah, dude, like, Mika, this is the grippiest grip I've ever seen.

I can tell you've been doing that, like, little stretcher thing that increases grip strength, you know? So you can get a bit... Is it a jelk or... No, not jelk. Jelking is... It's like a reverse jelk jelking is like a reverse jelk yeah yeah jelking is when you uh make the okay hand with your with your hand and then you you jerk yourself off a little bit so it gets kind of hard okay um and then you start at the base and you you uh apply pressure to the shaft kind of

kind of hard but also not too hard, and then you slowly bring it forward, alternating hands. I feel like that's incorrect. I don't think you apply any pressure. No, you need some pressure. What do you mean? You have to apply some pressure. To the head? No. You can't just ghost it.

No, the whole point of jelking is to get some of the fatty tissue from the dick backboard into the shaft. Oh, I see. I don't like how well you know the terminology. The dick backboard? What do you mean? That's my fucking terminology.

What do you think? That's a scientific term? Look, look, look. That's the jelk community. My favorite trope is the anti-hero. I think they're always fun to watch. they're fucked up in the head and they just do stupid, crazy, dumb shit. You're kind of the anti-hero of the pod, to be honest. That's kind of generous.

Like Barnacle Boy from that episode where he flips out and goes ham. Starts the enemies, you know? The lemon evil evil every villain is lemons remember guys no um help me out here it's awkward man it's really you don't remember every villain is lemons you don't remember that and then that it's spongebob and squidward and patrick and mr crabs and sandy assembled a team of like to fight them, but then they all fucking killed each other. Yeah, this is like the gaslighting trope. Yeah.

It totally happened, right? You know it happened. I want my mommy. You probably saw it. I want my mommy. You're being such a trope right now. I'm doing the I want my mommy trope. I want my mommy.

Is that a real trope? Oh, it is. It is. That's a Marvel trope. I want my mommy. Iron Man as he's about to die. I want my mommy. I wonder if there's a page for Marvel tropes.

Oh, I bet. There has to be. Let's check them out. You know what I hate about Marvel that I realized? Anytime there's a high intense moment in a Marvel movie, they always have to put a joke to alleviate the tension, to the pressure. And after I noticed that that it just ruins it. Cause it's like,

there's no point in getting invested if they're going to make some shitty, shitty nine gag joke. 7.5 magnitude earthquake hits Japan and tens of thousands of people die. And Iron Man's like, Hmm, looks like your mom was, uh, was walking down the stairs,

you know? Yeah. And that's after the serious moment everyone's crying everything's really intense it's like it fucking ruins it it's so annoying like like have a normal movie moment but no they gotta alleviate it with the shit joke fuck marvel hey man it's the same ramey flair multi-reverse i've seen two marvel movies and they've both been some of the worst movies I've ever seen. Eternals and Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness.

Two of the worst movies I've ever seen. I know. The Marvel hate trope on Sleep Deprived Podcast. That's our own trope. Maybe that could be the trope every episode. That we hate on Marvel? Yeah. Wouldn't Baba Booey be a trope? Oh! Baba Booey would be a trope. Would it be a trope oh baba booey would be a trope would it be a trope

though yes trump is just called baba booey yeah you just say baba booey at the end what if we invented a trope oh wait i think i'm doing a trope i think i'm doing the circular trope because we're yeah we did talk about that guys so freaking so freaking meta we're back where we started and you're you're gonna have to cut that joke out I'm gonna ask Moist to censor it every single time oh my god it is not this is not

it is whatever no shall I say it's not a big deal fine fine but I'm pissed it's just you know what? Mika! Mika! Good trope, man. That was me going insane.

That was me going insane. I'm gonna stick up for myself. Mika! Mika! Mika! That joke made me uncomfortable. I don't

like it. We're doing the bullying trope right now. No, no, I'm doing the I'm hearing out my friend trope And I'm going to say I'm not going to do that anymore

Thanks, I appreciate it I'm going to do the Thank you trope No, crazy, not stupid No, I'm kidding, it was a joke trope It was a joke trope See, this is an irony trope No, I'm kidding. It was a joke trope. It was a joke trope. No, that... Yeah, that's the joke. See, this is an irony trope.

After I said we wouldn't do it. No, imagine someone robs a bank. They're like, bro, it was just a trope, dude. It was just doing a trope. Doing a TV trope right now. Your honor, it was ironic. It was satire. Your honor, it was a trope.

It was a... We're in a cutaway gang. Police officer. He bites him. Then he dies. Your honor, nothing matters. We're in a floating rock, your honor. We're all going to die.

Floating rock trope, Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty trope. Morty, nothing matters. My life sucks. Oh man. If we were all tropes, like, if we were characters, what trope would we be? Like, what could we be boiled down to?

Well, you're the c*** one for sure. Hey! Hey! I genuinely don't like that. You know, I would be the silly, goofy one, but also uh... Hey, Panda. Yeah?

Pull my finger. Okay. Ew! That's the pull my finger joke! Funny mic trick. Funny mic trick! funny mic that is a trope that is awesome you know maybe there's a trope trope where you talk about tropes the entire episode of a podcast yo that could be our trope oh shit oh my god we could just talk about tropes every episode for For the rest of time. My name is Donald Trope.

Flat. Nice, hearty laugh trope. Hearty New York laugh trope. Love that. Love that. Yeah. Oh my god. auto no that wasn't that was his voice you've been working on that i could tell give us another one give us an a minor baby let me love you there's so many ways to love ya oh that was a little flat

could you go a little higher dude I love using this go xlr mixer because I get to use the voice modulators once a year sorry guys sponsor moment no no yo you know what trope we used to do all the time year. Sorry, guys. Sponsor moment. No, no.

Yo, you know what trope we used to do all the time that we should do before the end of this episode? What? We should make a sick beat. Oh, that's true. We haven't in a while. Oh, my God. We're doing a callback trope right now. This is so cool. A callback

trope. Okay, I'll do the drums. Okay, I'll be the bass. I'll be the electric guitar. Alright. Alright. of my life I swear this is true no this is true I swear on you

and I will always And I Will always Love you And I Will always Love you Guys let's do a quartet And do the Dr. Fauci song

I don't know I don't do the Dr. Fauci song. I don't know the lyrics. I don't know the Dr. Fauci song. I don't know the lyrics. Into my bloodstream. You know that song. I know that, yeah, but you gotta give us the lyrics. One of us should do an improv part.

Wait, wait, wait. Okay, ready? Dr. Fauci. Stop. No, I'm saying we could all go like... I'm saying we could all go like... Dr. Fauci. Like that, okay. No, like a guitar going like...

Like that. We all do it in unison. That's too complicated. It's not. It's just... Like it's that easy. No, you know what would really wow the listeners? If we did the trope where we're all actually really good at something,

even though it seems like we're going to be really bad at it. So could we like... That's going to be really hard for us now We could do this like if we actually put our minds to it we could actually do this Okay Give me vaccines. Bring me vaccines. Bum, bum, bum, bum. No, no, no, no, no. That I've ever seen. Bum, bum, bum, bum. I want the Pfizer right in my Moderna. And then we'll go to Johnson Headquarters, Dr. Fauci. Fauci. Put it in my bloodstream.

I want the vaccine. Help all the people who've been quarantined. We'll wear our masks and we'll have to stay distant. We'll wash our hands to be more resistant. Dr. Fauci, promise us, promise us, please. We'll find a cure to fight off this disease. This isn't working, everybody. We'll lift with some ease.

It's not working. Dr. Fauci don't forget me let me turn that off Jesus what the fuck was that I can't believe we just did the trope where it's like you think we're gonna be really good at something but then we're pretty awful at it

oh new trope new trope we end the podcast unexpectedly oh I like that trope