Sleep Deprived Podcast - We've Had Enough. - Sleep Deprived Podcast #71

Episode Date: August 25, 2022

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Jesus Christ, I can't stand any of you. Hey, what's up, everybody? Hey, everybody! Why are you doing the intro? Because you weren't doing it! Hey, everybody, welcome back to the Sleep Deprived Podcast episode 71. Boo! Sorry.

I am so unbelievably pissed off at everybody here, because we did a funny joke at the beginning and a panda just did not understand it i've been trying to fix my mic because my mic's on shit and all the all the fucking recordings we do and i thought i thought you guys were calling it out and i was trying to make it better because i'm trying to be the best member i can be no man mika was mika was doing a little mic check and he goes mike is hot mike is hot and then me and Astro at the same time both go, who's mic? Because it's funny, you know? And then Panda, it just flies completely

over your head. And you go, wait, wait, wait. Is it a problem with mine? Is it a problem with mine? Yeah, because I've been trying to fix my mic. Oh my god. Who's mic? Who's mic? Panda, why would you try to fix him?

You can't fix people, man. Yeah, you can't fix people. No, you can't. I've tried. God, I want you. We are not, bro. Do not plaster my L on full screen. I think we should.

I don't think we should. I think it'd be kind of funny. I'll take a backseat here. I think it was a pretty bad L, so maybe we move right on. It was really bad, so maybe we shouldn't even talk about it. It was one of the worst Ls I've ever seen. I had three followers. Three followers, bro.

I've lost three? No, the dude who ratioed you had three followers. Oh, the one that ratioed me on Skype. Yeah. In FIFA.

It was FIFA. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. Well, hey, frank ocean put out a ring that cost 31 000 i hear yeah and uh today like as we're recording is the sixth anniversary of blonde so that's pretty cool what the hell are we just braddling off the topics no uh well okay listen i'll be honest with you i i wouldn't wear the ring like i wouldn't mika i haven't we didn't even say anything yeah why are you saying that i didn't ask you if you would i didn't ask you i didn't assume you'd wear it no one's got the ring everyone knows that

before we started recording before no one knows that before mike was hot you kept I said oh, I actually liked it Who's Mike man? Basically before we think it was like I want a bunch of them rings and I hate them all on like a tower Did not say that I said i like we had to wait like 10 minutes to start the pot i said adjusting his ring i said i like the design that's it and everyone was saying oh so you'd wear one and i'm saying now for the record i would not wear one if it was he would wear two if it was i would not wear two i would not wear any amount I would not wear any amount If it was a normal ring I would wear it on my finger

Cause it's cool You would wear the c*** ring on your finger You'd put a c*** ring on your finger Do people do that? No I don't think so Like Shaq can't wear Normal rings he would have to wear c*** rings That's a fair point i never actually

considered that yeah yeah now the rings are they one size fits all it's there's a lot of different types of rings right there are put them on the urethra some people just like put them up the shaft like it looks like pain from naruto like his nose oh god i don't like that imagery have you used a ring yes no i have not used a rig have you used an ovipositor look have you done the thing with the eggs no no not in a long time oh my god a long time but now that now the ring question like how do you how do you know if it's gonna fit because usually there's like right like when you buy a ring online you got to know your size and all that but like aren't most urethras are kind of like the same same sort of size right like it's just like a isn't it just in the tip of the dick no no no no man where does that go you don't know where it goes at the base it goes at

the base where the pubes are yeah it goes all the way down the shaft the hot shaft but i oh okay i thought this was like the urethra piercing no no have you seen a picture of what it what are you talking about man that sounds like the most uncomfortable shit ever. You've never seen a urethra piercing? No. What? You're acting like this is a normal thing? People like to pierce, man. Okay, I'm going to send a picture of the ring

so you can take a look at what it looks like. Whoa, that is Mika, Jesus. What? Whoa, Mika. Mika, you didn't have to send the guy wearing it. You're just lying. I just sent a picture of the ring, that's it. If you're going to show him, just please pixelate

that for the love of God. Oh my God, I did not do that, you're lying. So that just goes on the base of the shaft? That looks like something John Cena would wear. I'm just saying, I think the design is cool. That's it. That's all I'm saying.

Oh, does it go around the testicles? No. No, no, no. You put both of them in it. And then, you know. You put both of them in it? Wait, do you really? put both you put both of them in it wait do you really yeah yeah wow i've been using mine wrong uh do you you seriously yeah seriously you stuffed the balls through the yeah that's what you do yeah wow

that's incredible so yeah mika you're wearing it wrong i guess that makes sense oh my god it makes sense how how does it make what is it well what is it supposed to do honestly i have no idea look good apparently apparently. Maybe it makes it a little tight? Yeah, Mika's rocking that fucking thing. I'm not. You guys are just lying and spreading misinformation and being liars. I hope this doesn't get demonetized, man.

This is definitely getting demonetized. You know, it might. We've talked about like f***ing for seven minutes. We'll take the L on this. We'll take the L on this. We'll take the L on this. Let's just keep going now. Yeah. So, Blonde is six years old now.

Shout out to Blonde. No. That's so dehumanizing, man. The album... Moist, can you censor that joke? Oh, you call it an album? Wow. So, Blonde is six years old huh

wow great album I didn't like it that much any reason why only a couple good songs you more of a channel orange kind of guy yeah I am. I think Frank's singles are good, too, but he hasn't put out an album in like a decade,

so I don't know. I guess there was Endless, but... What is Endless? He made a visual album exclusively for Apple Music or something. Oh, great. So I didn't see it. Yeah, I didn't either. So no one saw it, actually.

Yeah. Do people use Apple Music for anything? No, I didn't see it. Yeah, I didn't either. So no one saw it, actually. Yeah. Do people use Apple Music, like, for anything? No, I don't. I know human beings that use it, but, like, they're not really human beings. I know human beings use Apple Music. Suspicious comment. I think Anthony Fantano uses Apple Music.

He would. He would. He so would. Anyways, do you guys want to hear something nutty okay so um i'm not sure if you guys are aware but uh in canada we have a bit of an issue right now and uh her name is uh romana dadulo dadula hold on. Is this like a DN kind of thing? What is that? What is DN? Dude.

Oh, man. That's so embarrassing. But keep going. It's really bad, man. Yeah. Just like me, you can't subscribe to the Patreon. Really embarrassing. Yeah, no, true.

That is embarrassing, guys. It's $5. Like, seriously. $5 fucking dollars. And none of us can pay the bills, so. Please help. Can someone tell me what DN is? Can you just fucking tell your Romana

God, you guys are pissing me off today! Alright, alright. I can tell we're still on edge from the Mario Party video. No, we're still on edge! You wanna know why we're still on edge? Why? Because of what you did before the podcast. I'm gonna start fucking playing

on my Switch, bro. And they would deserve that. Why don't you tell them what you did? You can't just play on your Switch, dude. Why don't you tell them what you did before the pod? Why don't you tell them what you did? A panda and Mika. Okay, we... Front of the class. Gladly. We played Fortnite because we're fun!

We're fun! We have fun! You guys are boring! We have fun! I was Goku. He was Vegeta. I had a shotgun. Mika was my shotty. They were like saying nerd shit. They were like, dropping blue shield and let's go twisty. Just shut the fuck up.

No, dude. I clapped to Doctor Strange. You clapped to Doctor Strange? clapped to doctor strange in the multiverse of madness i would never fuck to that movie yeah i would never fuck to that movie i mean never hold on i'm downloading my save data cloud for mario kart 8 deluxe okay well if we're if you're doing this hannah do you what movie would you i so down. Silence of the Lambs? Silence of the Lambs? Wait, what? Would you fuck me?

Why would you do that? I just think it would be a lot of fun. Okay, well. I'm playing Pokemon Yellow now. Alright, well, we're going to play Fortnite and I'm going to tell you about the Romana Dadula situation. Sure. It's not. gonna play fortnight and i'm gonna tell you about the romana the doula situation sure yeah whatever

so it's not you can't all right so basically romana the doula bro it sounds like a sim character okay i really have good simlish it's pretty funny Sounds like a Sim character. I'll give it to you, Bob. I'll give it to you. You actually have good Simlish. It's pretty funny. Romana Dedula. That's what they say when you're about to, like, chop their **** off.

That's what they say when they want a $30,000 **** ring. Tell us about this person, Mika yeah so man so romana dadula she uh she declared what man can i stop saying the name just tell the story without saying the name what okay what do i call romana dadula just rd rd like okay rd, RD? Who's that? Who's Mike? Wait, is Mike good? Yes, Mike is hot. Romana Dadula.

What? No, it's Mike! Wait, Mike is hot? Okay, Romana Dadula. She went on, I think the app is called telegram it's like the the funky app you know where like all the fringe people go when they get banned off twitter and facebook right so she went on there and she started calling herself the true queen of canada and saying that like the british uh killed queen elizabeth actually

like queen elizabeth is dead right now so she's the true queen of canada and she's actually the true queen of the world who is like who was she before she started saying this dude uh honestly i have zero clue like but what's wild is she has like over 60 000 followers on telegram and they actually listen to her like she puts out these decrees like one of her degrees was uh stop paying your electricity bill because electricity is free in canada so people stopped paying the bill and uh they got like their power shut off and so she's doing all of this right she's doing all this and she's doing these decrees and then she wants to like do a citizen's arrest on some police department um and so she goes there with like like i don't know 40 of her other followers

and uh they try to conduct a citizen's arrest and it goes south right like people start me and mika just emoted together in fortnite it was pretty funny we did the fusion dance we certainly did but uh so it goes south right you know because you can't just you can't just arrest the cops like that um and like they're really dumb about it like they call 9-1-1 they're like hey can you come out so we can arrest you because they locked the doors obviously so then that goes south and here's what romana dadula uh posts oh my god stop stop it does yeah the story ends here uh wait let's uh wait don't say the name again. Okay, where should...

Okay. I have to read something, so just give me a second to read it. I might drop late. Please advise. This is her posting on Telegram. Please advise. If I'm alone, I'm gonna die. From Fort Detrick, indicate that four XR-0001 CRISPR genetically modified super soldiers

are being pulled from cold storage and will be deployed within the hour. Formed by crossing the Y-DNA of white rappers and Filipinos, we have created the strongest race known to man. Within them is a life force and power never before seen on this planet. May the Lord have mercy on anybody who dares cross them. Wow. Mika, I really don't know how to say this, but this is really fucking weird that you know this story. Why is it weird? I feel like, are you one of the followers?

How do you know all this? No, I'm not. You're a follower? No, I'm not a follower. It was just on followers like how do you know like all this no i'm not you're a follower no i'm not a fault it was just on the news here you know easy it was just on the news it's on the news i took fall damage it's like how do i like just like because i'm interested like just like just like how would we like how do i how would we find like i'm not gonna follow or anything i just like want to like do it because it sounds funny or whatever well i believe she's on telegram and that's a good place to start you could just what's her name fucking dadulia it's romana dadula romana gabagulia no it's romana dadula you could easily find her on telegram alfonso babula no soprano be like romana dadula

no it's not that it's romana dadula caterpillar kukuna hey guys get get off fortnite are you still playing i just got three kills i wasn't playing anything i was just dicking around in the menus. I wouldn't actually launch a game. Mika, what are we doing? We need to drop out. I wouldn't launch a game. This is pretty embarrassing. Wait, Mika, have you seen this fish? It was that little beep.

I heard a little beep. No, you didn't. Is someone playing their Switch right now? No! Oh, okay. Wait. Close one. Mika, you just got the A-Train fish. What is that? It's an A-Train fish.

Oh. Dude, I think I need to go to a doctor. I'm hearing shit. Yo, Schlepp. Wait, I kind of want to play Mario Kart more. Yeah, Schlepp, can we play Mario Kart with you? Yeah. No, straight up, straight up. No, actually, okay, we're leaving.

Oh, I'm a little too good. Yo, uh... What is that noise? Um... Uh, podcast listeners, like if you want us to play Mario Kart. Someone's gotta record this, though. Hey, guys, we're playing Mario Kart?

We have to put this along with the podcast if we're gonna play. Dude, this could be big. This could be innovative. This could be huge. Gaming within a podcast. Yeah, who's done that? It's the new format.

We're the little B of podcasts. Some people record gameplay without vocals or any mic, but we record gameplay without the visuals. Without the gameplay. Without the visuals. Alright, so we'll make a lobby. Fighting Growlithe right now. You gonna... Wait, you're not gonna play Mario Kart with us? Nah, dude, I'm anti-Mario Kart.

Oh, dude, come on. Nah, man, I gotta train my War Turtle up. You have Mario Kart, right? Alright. Come on. I gotta train my war turtle up. You have Mario Kart, right? Alright, guys. Join the tournament. You ready for the code? I'm just opening Mario Kart right now. Yeah, you're still opening it. Okay. I happen to like

buying the cartridges. You know? That's lame. Okay, Schlatt. You know, Mika, I bet you like running your tongue down it, too. Like, you like that sour feeling. No, I don't. Materialistic fuck. Did you guys know that they

actually use that sour stuff to, um... It's like if you have a habit of biting your nails, it's to make you not bite your nails. What do you mean by sour stuff like who's like like the stuff on the switch cartridge yeah oh yeah so then why were people it seems like it was having the opposite effect because people were like putting that shit in their mouths for

like a year i put my tongue in it just see what it tastes like i'm kind of honestly i've never done it i'm kind of curious do it do it do it do it do it live reaction which one should I try which one should I try Kirby and the Forgotten Land or Mario Party uh Kirby and the Forgotten Land okay yeah I think that one would taste a little better too here we go oh Jesus fuck is it actually it's not that bad oh my my god, yeah dude, it's like bitter. Oh my god. Yeah, bitter, bitter. I said sour, it's bitter. Ugh, Jesus. Dude, my mouth tastes like I just swallowed rocks. Maybe Mario Party will taste better. Maybe Mario Kart will taste better.

Give us the live review. Ugh, no, this one's worse. Who else is the villager? Me. That's awesome. I'm villager. Alright, so I haven't really played this game in a while, so... You're gonna get smoked, son.

I probably am. Jesus Christ. So what are your guys' first memories of Mario Kart? Playing Mario Kart Super Circuit on the Game Boy Advance. Yeah, that was it for me, too. And then after that, it was amazing. After that, I upgraded to Mario Kart DS. I feel like that game doesn't get talked enough about. DS was the cream of the crop in terms of Mario Kart DS. I feel like that game doesn't get talked enough about. DS was the cream of the crop in terms of Mario Kart, dude.

Dude, the fucking... The way that everyone had a DS and not everyone needed the actual game to play. Dude, that was, like, goaded. You could sync up with, like, eight people who didn't have the game and play it all there. It was fantastic.

Oh, 100%. You didn't even need that blue fucking link cable for the Game Boy play it all there it was fantastic you didn't even need that blue fucking link cable for the game boy advance like it's crazy i remember i i sweated hard on game boy advance uh i sweated hard on ds oh well that's a given everyone did remember the drift that oh dude i'm gonna have arthritis because of the way you had to drift in ds oh yeah i would snake as well yeah exactly did you do dry dry bones in the tank snake yes i did yeah dry bones dry bones that's the one yeah everyone sweated so hard um dude i i did i did time trials in game boy advanced in super circuit and i i my rainbow road time is literally like 45

seconds that seems really like that seems it's insane it's insane um it's got to be like one of the best times how did you like how did you get that time i feel like that's that's like nearly like impossible well do you remember the rainbow road map in Super Circuit? There's little jumpies all across the... Little jumpies? There's like bumpers. It's like you hit it, and then if you hit the side of the track, you jump. Is that the official name for it? Maybe you can use the jumpies to boost and then jump,

and then half jumpy across half the map. Nobody calls it a jumpy. And then after you jumpy, after you jumpy, you keep landing on the little jumpies and then you jumpy across the whole thing. You keep that momentum going. Damn.

Yeah, it's pretty sick. I remember sweating really hard on... What's... Wait, is this 200cc? Yeah. It fucking is. I don't normally play this fast. Why wouldn't it be 200 CC?

Well, I usually play 150 CC. I think I do too. I'm going to be as polite as possible. That is pussy shit. We're a bitch. It's pussy shit. Not a single man on the planet maxes out at

150 CC in Mario Kart these days. Astro, do you play 150cc or 200cc? I like the balloon mode where you go in circles and you shoot shells at the balloons. Balloon battle? Yeah, balloon battle. Oh, I actually love balloon battle. He exists outside the Matrix, man. Who?

Astro? Astro, yeah. He doesn't even need it. Actually, yeah, Balloon Battle is the more base take. I'm renaming my Pokemon Ramuna Dodula. Spacelamp

6 says... They gotta give him the pre-roll. You know, like, hey, fuckers, give us five bucks. Okay, can I just say something? We're all in a lobby, and you guys are not selecting the new tracks. Because we're waiting, because we need to read the Patreon comments. No, this is, we've done three races now, and a new track has come up every single time, and not any of you vote for it.

I'm the only fucking one. Oh, wow, we got Wario Goldmine. This map. I'm the only fucking one. Oh, great. Oh, wow. We got Wario Goldmine. This map's been out for a fucking decade. It's been out for a fucking decade. I got Melania. This time it's different.

So, guys, if you enjoy what you hear, go on over to Patreon. We will probably be playing Mario Kart for another 30 minutes. Link Dorf says penis, penis, penis. $5, and you could do the same same this is the worst episode of the podcast ever but what do you mean mario park car for 20 minutes what do you expect this is actually the best episode ever i got a smoke shalabra oh man bill clinton bill clinton says a panda keeps liking hentai on twitter it's really starting to scare hillary i i haven't i have no i haven't done that in a long time i haven't done that in a long time space lamp six says i'm trying to read

this while playing mario kart she sells seashells on a seashore but the value of these shells will fall due to the laws of supply and demand no one wants to buy shells because there's loads of them on the sand true i think you're about to lap me now because I keep falling off the map because I was reading that. Yeah, no, read the last one. Uh. I think you would do a good job at it. Okay. Wait, wait. Fuck! Okay.

Milk Sock 3 says do... Oh. No, it's Milk Sock. Milk Sock 3 says do an impression of your favorite cartoon sound effect. My personal favorite is Boing. Can you do a Boing? Boing. Anyway, do a boing? Anyway, Baba Booey. What? Baba Booey.

It's been 30 minutes, man. It has been? Baba Booey. Baba Booey. I want to sincerely apologize, but I'm having so much fun. This is the most fun I've ever had doing the podcast, so you guys know.

And it's us playing Mario Kart completely disregarding the podcast and it's and it's just playing Mario Kart completely disregarding the podcast guys if you donate on the patreon we will stop playing Mario Kart and take this whole thing a little more seriously but if you donate we'll care more this is almost certainly going to lose us one or two patrons but if we beg hard enough we'll get more of them so guys please please guys

patreon.com and you guys can you guys can hear more of the podcast and then there's also some special shows and there's also a discord server where everyone talks and has a great time. Yeah.

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