Sleep Deprived Podcast - White Bread - SDP #125

Episode Date: September 12, 2023

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I am recording. Hi, recording. I'm Mika. Oh my god, I'm so nervous to meet you. What episode is this? 125. I'm juiced up. Are you recording? What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the Sleepy Pride podcast, episode 125.

Hey! Are you going to keep me and panda talking about recording in because that's yeah yeah i will hey mika are you recording i'm recording right now wait you're recording because i don't believe you gotta prove this my name's also recording dude what's your last name ing your first name is record last name? Ng. Your first name is Record. Last name, Ng. Panda, are you also recording? Maybe. We're triplets. We're all recording.

Wouldn't that be crazy if we learned that we were actually all related? And we were all twins? Yeah. And we all looked exactly the same? How would life we all talk the same and we finish each other's recordings yeah yeah how would life change for us if we found out we were triplets i would probably i feel like panda would try to kill us both and be like the ultimate i can't i can't let that stand yeah panda wants to be the last the last recording alive that's recording standing i think we should copy our record and make record ink

so anytime it says recording it sounds like recording can we can sue that just broke my brain a little bit that was too high iq dude yeah do you think there are any other uh schemes we could do like i don't know you know how the birthday oh my god wait sorry there's i'm gonna sneeze dude don't you know how don't do it don't do it please don't oh my god i'm really scared i'm anxious i bet you know you know did you just sneeze yeah sorry you have the babiest sneezes ever no dude it's because it's discord probably didn't pick it up also it was an insane one it wasn't insane i would say it was like pretty regular you know those people who sneeze and it like it sounds all cutesy what's up with that shit you ever heard that

cutesy sneeze there's like one in 20 people like in class when I was in school when they when they sneeze they go like You know what I'm talking about? That shit has to be forced Yeah like they probably train themselves like they want their sneeze to sound less like they want it to sound cool I don't think I mean it depends I think some people just naturally sound like that when they sneeze because think about it like some people have smaller lungs some people have higher voices so they're not expelling as much force and their sneezes aren't as like deep you know like i don't think it's i think for many people or for some people at least it's not an act i inherited the loud sneeze gene and i also try to make them louder than they naturally are because

i think it's funny how dude how loud are your sneezes i'm like so you're like you're that guy who is like waking everyone up at 5 a.m yeah i kind of sound like a Smash Brothers character. Yeah, it sounds like you're... Like Link. Yeah, you're doing like a... Up B. Yeah, too! Panda, what do your sneezes sound like? Dude. Hold on, I just gotta take a big... Like out of a Big Gulp from 7-Eleven?

Yeah. Those things are crazy. Yeah, my sneezes are decent. I mean, it depends. Sometimes after I eat a big hearty bowl. Shut up you British freak. Are you serious? You eat bowls of beans?

Beans suck. If there's anyone in our comment section who puts beans on toast you're banned. You better not tell anybody because if I find it in the comment section I'm going to ban you. Wait. Go ahead Panda. I'm going to ban you. Wait, wait, wait. No, go ahead, Panda.

I'm sorry, Mika, but this is extremely important. Are you guys like whole wheat bread or just white bread more? Whole wheat, honestly. What? What do you mean? I'll admit, I think I've tricked myself. Okay, there's things in life, like foods or drinks,

that people trick themselves into enjoying another one of them is beer beer tastes bad but people drink like pretend to like it i think uh i think whole wheat bread is the same way like obviously white bread tastes better probably because it's got like more sugar and shit in it but at some point i was like i'm gonna eat whole wheat bread because i'm healthy and i've never gone back and now i just like i've tricked myself into enjoying it you know what i mean i know what you mean i think there are some things that you know you can trick yourself into enjoying for me i never had that problem with whole wheat bread because you just you never liked white no it's not that i didn't like white it's like the only thing my parents bought was whole wheat. So it's just what I'm used to.

And it feels weird now if I do get white bread. So when I go to SubWatt, I purposely choose... Wait, when you go to what? Subway, I purposely choose to... You said SubWatt. Am I crazy? Yeah, SubWatt. No, that was just...

SubWatt? Yeah, it just came out. But anyways, when I go to Subway, I purposely choose to get whole wheat bread. Subwatt? I purposely choose whole wheat bread. I bet you guys eat with, like, those grainy shits on them, like raisins. Dude, yeah, I get... Straight up, I get, like, 50 grain bread, you know?

Where it's got, like, nuts on it and shit and, like, flaxseed. Dude, I love the flaxse nuts on it and shit and like flaxseed like i love the flaxseed on it i love it i do too man there is a kind of a little cheapy bread that i like to get sometimes called oat nut and that it's called oat nut and uh that one doesn't have as many grains but it's got the oat nut it's got the oats like in the nut oh and i like that i quite like that yeah uh hold on let me see if i can find the brand that i get you know what i hate about japan what all their bread is white bread and it never has any crust you ever see that oh you go to like you 7 like 7-Eleven Fucking babies. Yeah they're babies They're literally eating, they might as well just fucking

blend up their food and eat it like little infants I can't eat crust Yeah they're fucking, they're, I honestly I couldn't stand eating food in Japan, it was really hard for me. Is it weird? It was really hard I like the crust. Oh yeah me too, that's like the best part

I love the crust on pizza, me too. That's like the best part. I love the crust on pizza, but apparently I'm very weird for that. No, I don't think so. No, I think we're all crust enjoyers. Honestly, I like to get a dipping sauce, like an additional dipping sauce, just so I can dip the crust in it. And that's kind of like the best part. It's like a built-in breadstick. Yeah. We're crusty.

We're crusty, dude. We're crusty, dude. We're crusty. I was looking for brands of whole grain that I get. I actually don't get a particular brand. I think I just get whatever the bakery makes, like the sliced whole grain that they have. Like, in the grocery store, there will be a bakery section, and I'll just get, like, their in-house whole wheat, usually. That's pretty much it. I'm gonna turn you into a loaf of bread.

I'm gonna call it the Mika Slice. Dude, honestly, do it. Alright. You guys know how, in America, like, we have foods here that would just be banned in every other country because of all the infused chemicals and cancers in our food yeah yeah what what what what is the one food you would keep that you know has all the fucking toxins and everything in it oh you just love it so much i mean honestly probably soda right like i don't i don't know how to answer it because like i never had that experience you know like i don't have the toxic america experience that's true for me it would be like sodas or like or maybe like slushies that have the uh like the food coloring in it yeah because i think that that's one of the greatest

things about america is that you can like walk in to a 7-eleven and you can buy a not just a big gulp a super big gulp for 99 cents and it's like it's like 800% of your daily sugar it would kill somebody in Europe like if someone in Europe drank it they would just pass out and people just get it every day like on their commute to work I think that's beautiful. Dude. Yeah. Dude. What? Fruit Loops are banned in Europe? Yeah, that's not surprising. It's probably using all the food dye that is carcinogenic.

It probably has too much sugar per fucking ounce. Shit like that. We can get Fruit Loops here, which is good. I really do like a good Fruit Loop. I think see you're that's why i don't like canada that's why i don't like canada in japan oh my god you're like you're like oh america you know we we would never stoop to that level but you dip your toes in you dip your toes in yeah you're like oh we can have fruit you can't have it both ways man dude we did ban u.s milk that's oh we can have fruit you can't have it both ways man dude we did ban us milk that's awesome that's so bullshit you can't have fruit loops and then ban

milk you you either get all of it or none of it i'm going honestly i don't support going to war except with canada i want to go to war against you. I understand. Fair enough, right? I mean, realistically. Dude, honestly, like, U.S. chicken. That's fair. I'm serious. They do pump those bitches up. I would not touch, like, if it's up to me, I'm not touching meat in America with, like, a 10-foot pole. Dude, they stuff the, have you seen those chickens, man?

Their legs are huge. They're so fucking fat they can like barely move they like they watch them in chlorine man they live the worst life ever dude yeah it's it's really sad honestly it is very sad but but if you ever see one it's it's kind of funny what were you Panda? They were born just to be. Yeah, dude. It's like sad. I think my answer is Froot Loops. That's what I'm keeping.

But you have that in your country, so they can't be that bad. I mean, they have like yellow five and red 40. Yeah, that's fair. But I haven't had Froot Loops in a very long time. But honestly, this is kind of making me want to get some. They're kind of goated. I'm more of a Captain Crunch sell. But Froot Loops, yeah.

I'm a little Froot Loops pilled. I like Captain Crunch. My favorite has to be Reese's Puffs. I had a very intense disagreement with a friend who did not enjoy Reese's Puffs as much as I do. And like, they're entitled to their opinion, but... No, they're not. It's wrong, right? Yeah, it's wrong.

This is a call out. Some opinions are just wrong and bad. Pretty much. How about you, Panda? What are you... What about you? I'm trying to think of one because I know there would be one for me but i feel like all junk food usually is based on something like like even like a donut or cookies you you like the wheat and sugar but there's got to be something so chemically processed

so synthetic that it has nothing that would appeal to cavemen you know i guess like jello no i don't that's based on gelatin I don't think it's too I mean isn't gelatin pretty processed like I don't know enough about it what's something so removed like I feel like candy is really removed from something

like a caveman would never want yeah that's fair if you showed like if you showed a caveman I honestly think if you showed a caveman a jello cake like he would probably have a meltdown.

Yeah. Like, nothing in that is of the earth. It's just this vile alien food. It looks like... I'm doing some research. It looks like processed... It's like hooves and skin and stuff of animals i'm thinking of trans fats or processed vegetable oils though those don't seem to be naturally occurring that's fair yeah just like

refined carbohydrates artificial ingredients and sugar or high fructose corn syrup so i feel like nutella this is describing dude have you seen the breakdown of how much like palm oil is in nutella the caveman would love nutella though i think if you gave a caveman some nutella he would have a good day they would but i i think to answer your question panda i'm i'm leaning towards nutella maybe there's more but i think nutella is is like probably very chemically processed. I feel like cereal, like sugary cereal. Yeah, it is like just, it's filled with

all those, uh, all the chemicals, just like high fructose corn syrup, some wheat, some processed wheat. I feel like it's the most unnatural food. Yeah. What's the most unnatural food? Um, I just googled most unnatural foods.

Uh, oh wait, Oh, wait, no. Okay, wait. Yeah, I did Google that. Wait, okay, so. Honestly, a lot of like vegan, like alternative meat is pretty processed and weird. It's probably confused a caveman.'s talking about uh gmos under unnatural foods and i actually don't like that stance not to get political i don't know enough about food i'm just gonna continue to be stupid and drink dr pepper like out of a giant big gulp

dude dr pepper is so good It's one of the best. And don't fucking say Mr. Pibb. Nobody say Mr. Pibb. Oh my fucking God. Shout out to Mr. Pibb. Honestly, sometimes, Panda, we're doing these recordings and I can just tell you're staring at me with the Mr. Pibb stare. I got that Mr. Pibb stare.

It makes me uncomfortable. Oh shit, we need to talk to the L.A. Holy shit, Kanye's West ass is out! Really? There's a picture circulating on Twitter right now. Kanye's West. Kanye West's ass is fully out. I don't need to see this.

I'm sorry. Did you... No, it's okay. Wow. Oh, my God! It's his full ass cheek. Why does he have that out there? Yeah, where can I find a better image?

He's bending over! Wait, what? No, yeah, but that's really weird. What? Mika, he- Panda just- I heard that correctly, right? Uh... Damn, he's shit dumb. You heard that. Like, he wanted more- he said he wanted more of-

That's- that's what i heard as well where can i find an unpixelated version all of its pic no one wants that i think the pixel and i want that apparently i can see his asshole in this image yeah i don't know what's he doing he's walking barefoot now why is his ass no i don't understand why he literally just isn't like he has a hole where his where his ass is and it's just out i don't is this the new look i hear he hasn't been showering i want to know what he's doing he hasn't been showering that's what i heard divorce uh really causes people to go crazy huh this guy got this is probably the worst like post-divorce arc of any human right i think he becomes a nazi and then his ass is out i don't think he's doing too well

it's just crazy week one joining the fourth right for week two ass out week three what's next do you think uh this was a stylistic decision or like i don't know do you think this is a style thing or he's cheeked up though yeah he is cheeked up honestly this might be ahead of the curve. Maybe in 100 years, this is going to be the style. Just ass out. It could be fun. I wouldn't be shocked if it was. I think for some people, the style already is

ass out. That's how we were born, right? We were born naked. Can you put the image of Kanye's ass on the screen, Mika? I can, yeah, but I'm going to have to blur it and stuff okay yeah if you're fine with that can you zoom in can i zoom in could that be the intro like we zoom into it and we're like hey guys can that be the thumbnail yeah i mean if you're fine with

it like being blurred and stuff what about unblurred i'm sure we could give it a shot i don't think so dude dude you're not you're like his asshole okay i'm done looking at his ass guys we need to address the the trump in the room the trump in the room oh my god you're right this is gonna probably come out a lot uh much time after but hey the image is still relevant yeah it's gonna be trump's mug shot so long he is a mug shoddy he killed it in that he got that mug i you can tell he was practicing that face in the mirror for nights before like he was ready i'm gonna be honest his mugshot does look pretty hard yeah it's hard i think it's gonna become like a staple of college dorm rooms in america

i think people are gonna have like big giant posters of it you know i mean it'll definitely be like a man spread on most history textbooks you know for kids in the future i mean this is like a very important image in the history of time yeah it it actually it's weird how important it feels if that makes sense like you know sometimes you'll see those like oh these are the the uh winning photos of like 2023 or whatever and it's like okay this is like a cool photo but i don't like get the gravity from it that the photo is trying to portray but this mugshot i feel like it does capture like all the it it might be the most important image since the monkey took a selfie honestly i think those two images represent the past like decade more than any other

image have you seen any memes of it yeah i saw this one where uh he was like it was like uh when mom says you have to stop playing xbox to go to bed or something he does look very uh mischievous you know he's kind of like no i no, I didn't steal a cookie. That wasn't me. Yeah, I'm going to put it up on the screen so that everyone can take a look. Can you just put it over a panda's profile picture? Yeah, me too. Do you want me to do this?

Yeah, can you put this one on screen? Where did you post this? Join. Where? Join? what is join join I'll post it in attendance can you post it in

that's a good image can you put that on the screen sure I saw an edit where it was him as like a FNAF character he's like like sitting in the rooms like as you're flickering through the rooms. Oh, man. It's just such a good look.

He's got his eyebrows furled. He's pouting. You know, some people thought he would smile. I knew he was going to pout. There was no way he was going to go in there and smile. This is a disastrous day for him. And he's just so sad. I almost feel bad for him.

I almost do. Can he go to jail now? No. How does that whole thing kind of work? No, he can't go to jail. He's our beautiful president. This was just for fun. Yeah, this was just like a photo op.

Yeah, this was just for people to talk about. What I'm wondering is like, let's say he runs, right? He's running. He is running? Yes. It's like, what happens if he gets arrested during his campaign? Like, what if he goes to jail during his campaign? He would still win the Republican nominee.

Can you beat president from jail? Yeah. Really? And then if he won, he could just pardon himself and then get out of jail. Are you serious, dude? Yeah. I mean, it's... It sounds like the most...

There's a non-zero chance that happens. This sounds like the most, like, middle school, like, game of cops and robbers. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It's like people playing cops and robbers, and this one kid is like, Oh, actually, I'm the robber boss, so I can just get out of jail. Well, it's sort of like when you're playing a Nerf game duel

with a bunch of kids down the block, but the one kid just has really rich parents. So he has, like, the giant Nerf gun, and it's, like, modded, and it's, like, shooting thumbtacks. That's kind of what it's like. Like, he has money, so, you know, and he's the ex-president, so he's probably not going to face very many repercussions. But, hey, we got this image, image and honestly one of the greatest images of all time he's like the kid in paintball who will like wipe the paint off when he gets hit so that he can keep playing damn and also i want to talk about the weight the weight situation they clocked

him in at 215 pounds and i'm not trying to say that's not bad i'm just saying there's no way he's 215 pounds that's actually not bad at all how tall he is he is 6'3 215 what i feel like that's actually normal no yeah so that's not his weight he's he's way heavier than that there's no way he's 215 pounds someone did a comparison that uh lamar jackson of the ravens is uh 6'3 215 pounds um i mean google it for yourself look up lamar jackson and then compare that body to uh donald trump well i i think what's going on here is let me let me pull up lamar jackson and put him on the screen pull up put lamar jackson to the screen he's my favorite nfl footballer lamar jackson he has a lot of muscles not really it looks like he's he's muscly but he's not the most muscly guy he looks pretty muscly i'm not gonna lie and uh you know muscle is a lot denser than fat you know donald trump could have like

zero muscle and he could look he could look the way he looks just because he has like more fat deposits well i have more lore i have more lore on this okay he he had a weigh-in like the like a week before and he was 260 wait so so the way it works in prison is they often don't actually weigh you. You just tell them how much you weigh. Or, like, they look at your ID. And when you go to, like, get your ID in the States, you can just say how much you weigh, and they just believe you. And you just put it on there.

So, he probably just declared that he was 215 pounds. I'm 200, because I keep it 200. Yeah, I'm actually 180.5 pounds. I'm 200 because I keep it 200. Yeah, I'm actually 180. 180 pounds. I'm going to keep it 180. You're probably right. Yeah. I feel like, yeah, there's got to be.

There's no way. But he slimmed down. He's looking better. Don't you just want to give him like a head pat? Fluff his hair a bit? Like Jimmy Fallon? Yeah, that was weird. That's like one of the worst clips ever to watch.

It's so hard to watch. I mean, it's hard to watch any Jimmy Fallon clip in general. Yeah. Fuck Jimmy Fallon. Dude, it sucks because I liked Jimmy Fallon fallon as a kid i used to he was like my favorite on saturday night live because he would like always break character and start laughing i was like that's awesome he's not taking it seriously at all that's really cool and then he just got a late night show for like no reason like basically just because he's hot

and like it's just the worst it's the worst show ever it's like the this is just bad what was the appeal for you as a kid yeah well he's actually very a very talented uh impressionist like he's really good at impressions that's why he got hired to snl he does like a lot of impressions well yeah see nowadays it's probably 90 him just doing a trump impression but he's legitimately good at them it's just none of his talent is being used i feel like over time people collectively as a society have gotten better at trump impressions i feel like when people first started like everyone was like finding their footing but as as he has wormed his way more and more into just like the the culture i feel like everyone's impressions of him have just gotten better

i'm not saying i could do a good trump impression but i feel like it's miles ahead of where it was like when he first got into office everyone has one too like you could ask anyone they have a trump impression like you could have like a big dinner with like 10 random people in the world they probably all have a trump impression ready to go yeah panda i think you have a good trump impression i think biden's gonna die next one yeah there's there's a good chance yeah i'm not confident you know do you guys want to get political no i'm just saying dude i how much time does it got left not much it's pretty bad we need someone young and hip and youthful we we need we need logan paul logan Logan Paul as president?

I could see that. Yeah, unfortunately I could too. I could unironically see Mr. Beast as president as well. I think he could really make a run for it in like a decade. I could see it, yeah. It's really scary. Do you think he'd run as a Democrat or a Republican? I don't know. he'd probably do independent you

guys seen uh jordan peterson lately no what's going on with him he's just insane he's just unhinged he's uh he's back on his um on his benzo's addiction and he's just have you ever so jordan peterson is a character that's like really interesting to me because he has he he tweets like a lot like he's addicted to twitter and he he has like a character he's really obsessed with this uh it's this picture of femme joker so it's like a it's a girl like cosplaying as joker from the movie joker it's like female joker and he'll just post it and he'll go chaos unfolds today and it's just like you know the picture of female joker it's like his waifu like he's obsessed with it and i just think that's really interesting so he's kind of like he's kind of larping yeah he loves to larp and uh and also he he just like, really unhinged shit.

Like, there was this one day where he started tweaking. Or tweaking. Well, that too. But he started tweeting, like, people being milked in penis pump machines. What? Like, yeah, he was just tweeting videos of, like, people getting milked in penis pumping machines. And he's like, China has gone off the rails. They're milking people and uh and then you know the next day went back to the joker posts he posts a lot of joker i

really respect like a a 60 year old man is really into the joker i'm uh it's a cool character i'm browsing through his uh his twitter yeah like right now and oh god i like okay he posted a joker one hour ago like that's how much he does it including tweets and retweets here's how much he's tweeted in the last hour one two as i've been as i've been talking, he tweeted. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Twelve tweets that go up to the timestamp of exactly one hour ago. Twelve tweets. And he's very serious. He's very sad. He's just always crying in every video he's in.

He's always doing a monologue that sounds like a Batman villain. It's just a very funny character. It looks like he has one Twitter subscription. One single Twitter subscription. That's very cute. Good for him. To someone who... I'm not going to. I'm not going to advertise this person on our podcast.

Can we get Jordan Peterson on the pod? Honestly, I think if we tried, we actually could. I actually genuinely believe he would. Because didn't he get like his license suspended recently as well? I don't know. I don't know. Probably. I genuinely believe we could get him on.

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