SmartLess - Introducing: CrimeLess
Episode Date: January 16, 2026CrimeLess is a weekly comedy talk show exploring the wild crime questions you’d never act on—but secretly want answered. Comedian Rory Scovel and journalist–turned–true-crime podcaster Josh De...an break down a new outrageous caper each episode, from bold heists and absurd scams to crypto disasters and monkey-driven chaos. Their deep dives into the strange details and eccentric criminals spark hilarious, totally hypothetical brainstorms about how things could have gone even more off the rails.You’ll learn just enough weird facts to sound interesting at a party. Picture How Stuff Works after a few drinks, or You’re Wrong About—but focused entirely on Florida-Man-level mayhem. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of SmartLess ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hey there, smartless fans and listeners.
It's me, comedian, actor, wizard, Rory Scoville,
and I'm busting into your ears right now to tell you about a new podcast that I hope you'll check out.
It's called Crimeless.
Every week, journalist Josh Dean and myself dive into a new story from the stupider side of the true crime world.
Here is our trailer, and if it sounds like some of you'd like,
just search for and follow Crimless wherever you get your podcasts.
Have you ever listened to crime shows and found yourself with more questions than answers?
And what is this?
How is that not a story we all know?
What is this?
Where is that?
Why is it wet?
Then boy, do we have a podcast for you.
Is it a crime to cut someone's hair without their permission?
And what if that person is a cat?
Is it even safe to snort human remains?
What is the dumbest way to steal a quarter million dollars?
Who catfish is a city?
Is this even a crime?
Honestly, it feels more like a high-level prank.
than a crime.
Introducing
Crimeless,
a new show
from the law-abiding geniuses
at smartless media,
campside media,
and big money players.
Join me,
Roy Scoble,
comedian and actor,
and me,
Josh Dean,
investigative journalist
on our new weekly
podcast that celebrates
the amazing
creativity
of the world's
dumbest criminals.
It has everything
you could ever want
in a show.
Promiscuous primates.
There are thousands
of angry,
horny monkeys.
Advice from the Great Beyond.
I've realized you can't just out loud before the tarot card reading just go,
will I ever have a threesome?
We should ask a deeper questions, I think, right?
Oh, I'm sorry, Josh.
Am I going to have a threesome, not a deep question for you?
Incredible voice acting?
These guys were doing stuff that you can't even imagine with refrigerators.
Well, these cats have such a different struggle.
And of course, plenty of stupid crime.
If you can fake your own death and still live in the same town,
and all you did was change your name,
you are either an incredible actor
or you live in the dumbest town.
I've got to assume
there are some obvious textural and color differences
between human ashes and cocaine.
I gotta say outside of the double murder,
kind of a fun guy.
It was an attempted double murder, to be fair.
Plus game segments.
I can't believe it's the hardest trivia
game on the poop episode.
Every week, a new crime that asks the question, wait, what?
Turns on this show, folks.
You cannot guess where Josh is going to take us.
You don't.
That's why they tune in, Rory.
It's the mystery of it all.
Crimeless, coming soon from smartless media,
campside media, and big money players.
We have great, would it, if at the end of season one,
you turned into like a master criminal.
That's how the season should end.
You and I should have to pull off a crime.
Open your free Eyeheart Radio app
Search Crimeless
And listen now