SmartLess - "Jeff Bridges"
Episode Date: July 4, 2022We come to you from the ranch, where we do some trim tabbing and advanced pretending with Jeff Bridges, a.k.a. “Uncle Jeff.” So grab your shades and throw on a robe… it’s SmartLe...ss, dude.Listen ad free with Wondery+. Join Wondery+ for exclusives, binges, early access, and ad free listening. Available in the Wondery App: https://wondery.app.link/smartless.Please support us by supporting our sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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You guys got it. Okay. Wow. The kitchen is crackling this morning. It's an all new episode
of the Will Arnett breakfast podcast. So get your turkey bacon ready because we're about
to sizzle up some stuff. Hang on, hang on. We're doing smart lists. We're doing, we're
still doing smart lists. Yeah. It's the only one. Okay. But we're, are we gonna get to
the breakfast? No, you should have had breakfast already, dude. Okay. Um, all right. It's an
all new smart list.
So your mic's coming in from over the top today, huh? You're usually, uh, undermiked,
aren't you? I'm using my 87, which is my broadcast mic. Oh yeah. Well, you have, it looks like
you have sweat coming off your, yeah. Will, are you nervous? I was running around. I am
actually nervous, but I was also running around trying to get my mic fixed and I could not
fix it and, um, and that caused all that sweat. How did you break your mic? Did you have a
bad, uh, uh, peanut butter chocolate session? What's, uh, what's the name of the, oh, uh,
you know what I would say about that joke? It's lazy. It was lazy. I'm just pissed off
because I still don't have free Reese's. You threw around just a bunch of info, but it
was, it was lazy. You didn't, you didn't put it together. No, I don't usually. Well, I'm
not paid right. I tell you what, it's really well put together. It's a Reese's peanut
butter cup. Are you sorry? I'm not sorry. He's the best. Wait, but Will, trying to fix
your microphone whipped up all that sweat that's dripping from your face and your body.
What's wrong? Usually one doesn't really sweat when you just plug stuff in. I had to run
up, I had to run upstairs, get some players, get some things hot in here. I just took
a sauna. Oh, that's why. But the air, you have air conditioning on, right? No, he's still
sweating. I'm like, I worked out. I got, you know what I mean? Okay. Sean, did you exercise
it all today? Were you, are you, were you helpful to your body? No, not at all. Nope.
Well, I want to tell you a little story, something that happened to me and Scott. I want to hear
a story. I want to hear a story about you and Scott. Okay. Here we go. So it was a couple
of weeks ago, Scotty and I had a dinner to go to and I walk out of the closet and I walk
out of the closet and he says, he says, you're really going to wear that. I'm like, what's
wrong with it? And he said, it's too matchy, matchy. We can't both wear the same color
red shirt. It looks weird. And I was like, what do you mean this is dark green? He said,
no, by the way, I haven't owned a red shirt since I was four. Oh, I have a red shirt and
everybody. And I said, we can't wear the same. It's, I said mine is green. He said, no, it's
red. And we just both looked at each other because we both knew that how color blind
I am. And I was like, Oh, and I just, and I switched shirts. But when I was younger,
I worked at the gap, remember, and girls would come in and they want to put together outfits
for their boyfriends. This is what reminded me of this. And I'd be all confident and they'd
walk out with like a mustard yellow sweater and shit brown pants and like a bright red
shirt. None of it matched. And the coworkers would be like, after the transaction was done,
I'm like, Hey, are you okay? Cause that was, that looks terrible. And they were like, are
you sure? I was like, yeah. Are you clowning our customers? Are you doing it to fuck with
them? No, I was color blind. I was color blind. I didn't really admit it. And so I was putting
together these outfits. I gotta start listening to what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
I was surprised. I help, right? I should know that he's color blind. Well, it's gonna cut
my questions. I'm super, super, super color blind. You would think that, uh, that, that
the gap that would be like the first test they would give you probably security clearance.
And then if you're color blind, you're color blind and what's the deal? You think that there's
a cure in McDonald's food? Is that why? I don't understand.
So much McDonald's all the time. Hey guys, I'm up for the challenge if that's what it
takes, but she does not have a cure for dinner tonight. Not a sure. You are. But, um, but
it's so funny cause those girls, cause they didn't know like what looked good on their
man. And I was like, I can take care of that. And I was putting the other these outfits that
were so ugly. Uh, believe it. Yeah. I don't, I'm not a big, anyway. Um, what I do want
to do though, if I can switch gears for a second, I want to get to our guests because
I am really excited. You asked me before if I was nervous. Yes, I am nervous. Um, it's
not why I'm sweating, but it would not be unusual for me to sweat thinking about, you
know, having this person on our podcast. This is somebody that I have a great, great deal
of for real, what we call for real skis admiration for. Um, I don't think anyone says that. People,
a lot of people, well, they're going to start saying it for real skis admiration. Yeah.
Yeah. I know it makes it sound less important. But I'm really, really nervous. Uh, this person
has been nominated, I think for seven Academy Awards. Now I'm sweating. Okay. Uh, received
an Academy Award in, in 2009. I don't want to say what it's for because I don't want
to give it away yet. Uh, could have received an Academy Award in my view, probably five
more times for other roles. This is a guy who, uh, has consistently delivered. I don't,
I can't even name his movies because you're going to immediately know who he was. Uh, the
first time I actually met him was only a few years ago because his, his brother played
my dad. So for a minute, he said that he was my, my fake uncle. Um, he's a guy who started
working with his brother and his dad when he was super young. Uh, and he has never stopped
and all he's done is really incredible, interesting stuff. It's none other than Mr. Jeff Bridges.
Jeff Bridges. Damn. God, I was so close. Thanks for everything. Well, you guys, Jeff Bridges.
What a pleasure. I dig all of you guys so much. Oh my gosh, Jeff, this is so cool to
see you. This is wonderful. Listener. First of all, you should know that Jeff is sitting
in one of the yummiest looking rooms I've ever seen. This is, this looks like a downstairs.
Yeah. Uh, this looks like a basement. It's got a wood ceiling. It looks like a set. It
looks like a set. No, well it is. You got it, Sean. This is the, the barn from the horror
house of heaven's gate. Wait, what are you talking about? Are you being serious? To me,
you know, the director, you know, they were going to burn this, the set down because the
owner of the land didn't want it on his property and Mike said, anybody want it? And I raised
my hand and we numbered the logs and we put it 400 miles south and set it up. And this
is where I've lived with my wife for about 40 years in Montana. Yeah. No way. Way man.
In Montana. Yeah. Oh my God. You know, you know, that's a film I've never seen. Heaven's
Gate. Oh man. No, that, that was the famous sort of like that it did like the first big
studio flop. But, but I've heard subsequently that it wasn't really wasn't that big of a
flop. No, it's, well, it's kind of a masterpiece. Yeah. I mean, you know, it, it, you know,
so much of your experience of seeing the movies is how you're pitched, you know, what your,
your setup is when you go in. Yeah. And if you get these, you know, they had such terrible
views, you know, one review was if they shaved Michael Chimino's head, they would find three
sixes. He is the devil and he's making devil movies. Oh my God. It was just terrible. You
know, there was such animosity between all the, the suits and the reporters and everything.
But it's, it's a brilliant movie. I would check it out if I was you. I think you might
be, it's a long sucker. You know, it's about four hours long. My wife, Sue, just had a
wonderful photo shop. She was taking pictures all through it. And Vilmos Zygman, the cinematographer
kind of took her under his wing and mentored her. And there was this beautiful photographic
exhibit that she's got in Livingston, Montana. And we had the producer up and Joanne Corelli.
And it was exciting. And you're, you're a great photographer, too. Correct? Yes. I feel
like I've seen some really, really cool wide angle black and white shots of, I want to
say, Fisher King. Or do you do it on every single movie? Just about every movie since
Starman. Okay. Wow. And it's called a wide luxe camera. And it's a panning still camera.
And if you go on my site, Jeffbridges.com, look at the photography. Yeah. Okay. That's
a good plug. You'd like that. But then you've got a wrap gift for everybody. Every single
film you do. It's very smart. Yeah. And it's putting those things together. You know, the
editing is tough because you take roles and roles. Yeah. Have you ever had some scumbag
studio executives say, Hey, hey, hey, hey, we can't have you taking a bunch of photographs
on set. No, no, no. And the Thespos, you know, us actors, you know, I know what it's like,
you know, to have a, any lens pointed at you that freaks you a little bit, you know, but
you know, they, I haven't gotten any complaints. And I'll give them, I'll give them the camera
and we'll, you know, jam a little bit. Right. Yeah. They get in the pictures, too. I'm so
excited you're here. This is so cool. Hey, Jeff, so let me ask you a question. I want
to kind of get into it for a second. So I took a picture with you. We'll remember our
picture that I gaffed. Yeah. Our prom pose. Our prom pose was so good. Yeah. Yeah. At some
point. Yeah. You have to show that to the guy. I know. I got to get that. I don't, where
is that photo? I don't know where that is. Who took it? Yeah. It's so good. And Jeff sitting
on my knee and, and we were both doing press for something and we were in New York and
and he said, you're playing my brother Beau's son. So I'm kind of like your uncle, your
fake uncle. And, uh, but, but I wanted to ask you about Beau, who I adore. Yeah. Yeah.
And, and by the way, he played my dad on Will and Grace and he played your dad on Will and
Grace. Oh, wow. I think he played my dad too. Um, in a, in a thing called Thanksgiving
promise that is, of course, I think I was in that too. I think you were too. I don't think
we worked together, but I think both his sons were in it as well. Yes. Um, wow. Wait, he's
played all of our dad. So I have all of, I'm your uncle. So Uncle Jeff, so Uncle Jeff,
Uncle Jeff, answer me this. So you, you and your brother Beau and your dad, um, Lloyd,
starred in Seahunt together. And this is, I'm going to kind of say once again, uh, not unlike
our friend Jason here, you started at a young age working in TV. How old were you, Jeff, when
you started doing that, the Seahunt? Oh, it must have been eight or so. Wow. But I was, I was,
my first movie, I was six months old. Oh my God. I heard you were a nightmare. Yeah.
John Cromwell was shooting a movie and my parents were friends with him and they needed a little
baby in the shot. And Gene Greer was the actress. And so my mom said, Oh, take my baby.
But I was a rather happy little kid and, uh, I needed to cry in the, in the scene. So my mom
said to Jane, Oh, just pinch him. And she did. And of course, no way. And now we cut 35 years
later and I'm working with Jane and a movie called, uh, Against All Odds, which was a remake of her
great movie out of the past. And I'm, we have a scene together. I said, Jane, I can't get there.
I'm having some problems achieving the emotion I need in this scene, but you just please pinch me.
So it gave us a good chore. Do you have, how is, how is your, uh, how is your trick for crying?
Everybody's got a different, a different technique for crying on cameras. Do you, do tears come easy
to you? I don't think so, man. What do I do? I look at a photo of my dad. Oh, yeah. What do you do?
I look at a photo of my dad. It's a long story. You do. And that does it. No, no, sorry. You
finished the sentence. He looks at a photo of his dad coming home. That makes him cry. Because
every time he hears tires squealing, it kind of triggers it too. Gosh, it's always a challenge.
How about you guys? What do you, you know, Jason, I heard one time, I heard a really
interesting when you were doing, this is true story. When you were doing this, I'm not setting
myself up for the job. You were doing, you were doing a scene on, uh, office Christmas party
and everybody was cracking up in the conference room, right? And everybody was going crazy and
they're all cracking up and you were the only one and you had to keep it together and you're
not, and Will Speck said to you, do you remember this? We talked about this about a year ago
and he said, you, what are you, how are you not cracking up? Everybody's cracking up and you said,
I just imagine all of them dying in terrible things happening to them. I also, yeah, I also like,
I was like, what a psycho. I do something similar to that when people get the giggle fits, you know,
on a comedy or something. I, the only way I can keep a straight face is by just convincing myself
that they are destroying the movie with their childish, soft morick humor. I get like real
high and mighty and indignant internally at that circuit. What a blast. Yeah. Just, I just, I just
find disgust in them. Oh, that's fun. It can be very funny for the other Thespos, man. Yeah,
for the other Thespos. Where'd it go? Uh, Jeff, what's one of the, what's one of the relationships
that you, um, cultivated on a, on a shoot that you now, that, that ended up in a lifelong friendship?
Like, is there? Well, you know, our dream come true was doing Baker Boys with Bo. Oh, yeah. Can you
imagine how much fun we had, man? I mean, yeah, you know, if it was, if it wasn't my brother,
you know, you spend a lot of energy trying to figure out how do we create the illusion that
we're brothers. No, you didn't have to mess with that. I still, I think about you every day when
I'm driving on Sunset Boulevard, that incredible, uh, yeah. Against all odds, right? Against all
odds. Oh, with Jimmy Woods. Oh man. That car, that car chase. Wasn't that great? Hasn't been
beaten yet. That was an amazing thing. And it was right by my parents' house there on Sunset. We
had every, all the traffic going east, locked off. Yeah. Right at rush hour, and there are all these
people going home to the beach. And in the middle of the shot, we're going 90 miles an hour, you're
in the middle of it. Oh no, let's not go to the beach. And they'd hang a Yui, you know, and get
in the shot. Oh, it was frightening. You couldn't shut down Sunset through all those rich homes
right now today. No way. Jeff, you did, there were a bunch of movies you did in a row that I mean,
first of all, I feel like you've had like so many different kind of phases, you know what I mean?
Like you started, you did all these things early on, and you made a lot of great movies and last
picture show. And then you did, and then the 80s, you know, you did Against All Odds and a bunch of
other, I mean, amazing Starman and all these other great movies. And then in the 90s, you did
like a whole other, you had like, you keep on having these different phases and you made like
Fearless, which I loved, which I thought was a really underrated movie. That changed.
That's hard to watch. I can't watch that movie anymore. Your performance of a guy who is faced death
and then now is living his life with this fearlessness because of that experience,
that really spoke to me. It was really impactful to me. Your performance really,
I really got it. I really connected with that. And then that was actually after you had done
Fisher King. And in the same way, I really connected with what that character went through in
that movie and your relationship with Robin was incredible. And it was Terry Gilliam directed,
right? Yeah, man. Fisher King. Tell me a little bit about that. Well, as you're, you know, as you're
mentioning these different movies, they start to explode in my head. Fearless was Peter Weir,
who was just incredible. Yeah, Peter Weir. The director. The plane crash was just so well done
that I just, I can't, I can only watch it the once because he literally puts you on a plane
that's falling from the sky for minutes and minutes and minutes. Yeah, that whole movie was,
you know, but each one, they're like little lifetimes, aren't they? You know, one is like a
little incarnation, you know, and sometimes you get to work with the same people again. You mentioned
Terry Gilliam. Yeah. God, he was just so wild to work with and Robin, you know,
another kind of director wouldn't have allowed Robin to do the kind of stuff that he would do.
But, you know, we'd be working, you know, 16-hour days and before o'clock in the morning, everybody's
dragging ass. And then Robin would get up and he would start to jam on all of the cast and crew,
you know. He would go on and on and bustin' chops, you know, and other director, you know, would say,
okay, okay, Robin. But Terry would say, yeah, but what about him? You know, Terry would go on for
15, 20 minutes. Oh, yeah, this is fun what we're doing and we have the energy to complete the day.
But Terry and I are still close. We FaceTime all the time and catch up with each other. And then
we did a weird movie, probably the weirdest movie. I think, certainly the weirdest movie I've ever
made. And I think it might be the weirdest movie Terry made called Tide Land. Oh, wow, never heard
of it. I play a junkie rock star. And most of the movie I play a carcass just dead overdosed.
But it's a very bizarre movie. And again, worth checking out.
With all the time that you've spent on sets and all of this, all of these sort of families that
you've that you've met and built and then said goodbye to, right? All these these these groups
of crews and cast. How much and you and you're usually in a leadership position, such that you
can affect the harmony, the ecosystem, the whole situation there. Is that is that some is that
an important thing to you? You seem like the kind of guy where it would be and that you would enjoy
sort of setting a tone on the set so that we can all enjoy our work experience that you strike me
as that kind of guy. You hit that's the most important thing. Yeah, I think. I mean, my dad,
you know, you mentioned see how to, you know, working with him. I was eight, you know, a little
kid and he would set me on his bed and teach me all the basics. You know, you know, don't,
you know, don't just say your life, listen to what I'm saying and then make that, you know,
have something to do with the way you talk about it. And I go out of the room now come back and
do it differently. You know, he would do all that stuff. But the main thing I learned from him
was his joy at work. And whenever he came on the set, that was just contagious. And I got
to work with him as an adult twice with Francis Coppola and Tucker and blown away. And that was
such a gas, man, to do that advanced pretending with my dad, you know, as an adult. We would jam
so we had such fun advanced pretending. Yeah. Oh, but, but, you know, that joy thing, you know,
because it makes you relax, right. And then all the best stuff can come out of that relaxation
and you feel safe. And, you know, it's yeah. And we will be right back.
And now back to the show. Did you learn most of what you use today as an actor from watching
your dad? Or did, or did you, did you study strictly, you know, I study a little bit of
Bergoff in New York. But I didn't really learn much there's mainly on the job training, you know,
I mean, just, and then, and Bo, you know, Bo, I don't know, this is a story I've told before,
maybe you guys haven't heard of telling again, if you're like, yeah, please, you know, one of the
tough things as an actor is I, you know, where am I going to get an audience to practice my stuff?
You know, yeah. So Bo, he's about in his early 20s, I'm about, you know, 15, 16 years old.
And Jeff, I got to tell you, you look terrible. For 15, for 15 years. Yeah,
we're not the side text you after this interview. I didn't sleep well.
So Bo rented a flatbed truck and we would get some scenes together. We were working on some,
you know, holding Caulfield, you know, what, Catcher in the Rye scenes, you know, other scenes
that he worked at because we were trying to get me an agent and so forth. We'd get this flatbed
truck and we'd pull into a supermarket. And our father taught us how to do stage fighting.
And so he would stage a fake fight. Up in the flatbed? No, no, I mean, the parking lot, you
know, and we'd get, you know, but it would get our, you know, we'd act the shit out of it and
the crowd would come around and we'd say, no, it's a show. And we jump up in the back of the
flatbed and we'd do our scenes until the cops came. And then we would try to improv the cops
into our scene, which really pissed them off. No way. And then we'd say, okay, we're going,
we're going and we'd get in the truck and go to the next supermarket and we'd play the supermarket
man. That's hysterical. So that was all in and around Los Angeles? Yeah, yeah. And what made
you want to go, you know, to the farm life in Montana? Well, I did the movie up here with
Clint Eastwood called Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. And I fell in love with Montana.
You know, got me a Harley Davidson, you know, rolled around. Because it's the opposite. It's
the absolute polar opposite of. Have you guys been to Montana at all? I have, yeah. I don't
think I have now, but I hear it. Oh, it's sweet, man. It is sweet. Yeah. And then I made a movie
called The Rancho Deluxe up here and that's where I met my wife. And then that's, yeah.
What was she doing on the film? She was, they used to do brain surgery in this whole place.
It's like a big, it's a hot spring and stuff called Chico. Chico hot spring. And she was working her
way through college as a waitress or a maid. I don't know. She did all kinds of stuff. And I'm
sitting in there. We're in the hot spring doing a scene with Sam Waterston and Harry Dean Stanton
and Richard Bright. I can't take my eyes off this gorgeous girl, man. She's got two black eyes
and a broken nose and she's just gorgeous. I cannot take my eyes off her. And so I finally get the,
you know, the guest to ask her out. She says, no, no. I say, no. She goes, no, maybe small town,
maybe I'll see you around. And I said, Oh, okay. Her prophecy proved true. And I think it was at
the rap party I saw her and that we danced and you know, that was, you know, that was all through
bro. Now this is again a story I've told many times. If you guys have heard it, try to act like
you haven't heard it. We love it. We'll do some advanced pretend. So now we cut 30 years later.
We're married. We've got all these kids. And I met my desk open in my mail and I opened this
letter from the makeup man on that show, Rancho Deluxe. And he says, I'm going through my files
and I found something that might interest you. You was two shots, two photographs of a local girl
that you were asking out. So I have a photograph of the first words that I've ever spoke to my
wife. Oh, wow. And would you go out with me? And she said, no. And I have that picture.
Now, did he know? Did he know he was sending it to you? No, he had no idea. He was my wife. No,
no, he had no idea. What a valuable thing. Oh man. Yeah, that's my prize possession. Whenever I
think we're not meant for each other. Any of that. How long you guys been married now? Going on 45.
Wow. How many kids? You said you got a bunch of kids? Three kids. Yeah. How old do they know?
Oh, they're like, you know, 40, 36, 34. You got any grandkids out of them yet? I got
three grandkids. Bennett, Barbaco, went to school with my middle girl, Jesse. She just had a little
baby, Leon, and then Gracie and Ben. I would imagine I'm going to be a real goofy granddad.
I'm going to be very excited to watch those grandkids. Oh, you think you're going to be
less grouchy than you are now? Definitely. How many kids you got? Jeff, I have two daughters,
15 and 10, and they're little angels. Oh man, two daughters. That's yet. So I got three girls.
Did any of your kids go into the business? You know, unlike my dad and my mom, who really
encouraged me to go into it all. I didn't do that. You know, I really dragged my feet about
going into it, you know. I had so many other things that I wanted to do, and I resisted.
But that's kind of my M.O. in life. I resist, resist until I can't do that anymore and get
sucked in. But I didn't give it to my kids. I didn't present it to them early enough,
but they've cued me. And I could say, oh, you got this. You could do this.
Did you dissuade them at all from it? Because I know I do that with my girls.
No, no, no. I didn't know. I wanted them to come from them, because my parents, like I said,
I was carried on at six months old. They were shoving it down my throat. Who wants to do what
their parents want you to do? I didn't want to do it. I had other things to do.
Yeah, I'm kind of the same. I have like, I have three boys and my middle son,
he's a really funny kid. But both his parents, my ex-wife and I, you know, we're both in sort of
comedic actors or comedians or whatever. And so we're like, we're hesitant to actually like,
push him into it. But at the same time, we kind of want to just leave it open to him.
And if that's what he wants to do, we're not actively dissuading him.
And then there's the whole thing about competing with your dad or your brother.
No, exactly. Well, that's weird. Right. I mean, Jeff, I mean, think about it. Like,
yeah, your dad, Lloyd, was an actor forever. Huge star.
And huge star. And your brother too, man. I mean, that's an intense dynamic. It could be, anyway.
The competition there or lack of it, was it, I dealt with that with my sister as well. And we
were always just very kind of open and upfront about, we took it as a positive. Like, well,
you know, listen, we've got extra things to talk about now at the dinner table, you know?
Like, that's all. Was it ever an issue with you guys? I would imagine not.
It was really, you know, it's like being on the same team, basically. Like you say,
there's so much in common, so much great stuff that you can talk about, you know,
that's not always like that in families. But I just didn't want to, you know, when we did
Baker Boys, that was no competition. That was like just a gas, man. It was fun and working
with my dad. So I don't know, you know, so much about what we worry about. It's fantasy. It doesn't
happen, you know. I'm such a believer in that too. All the worst things never happened to me,
never happened. Yeah, what's that quote? You know, what's his name? Samuel Clemens, you know,
what's this, you know. Is that what he said? You know, who's the guy? You know, I can't wait.
This is something I don't know if it's COVID or old age, but my memory, man.
Yeah, no, it's me too. You guys have had COVID or no?
No, you had a bad case of it, didn't you? But even before that, I reached,
I reached for something in my head and it's just not there. Yeah. And then you try to,
it's like trying to remember a dream. And the more you try to remember it, the further it slips away.
And so now I just say, fuck it. I just, it'll come back to me in five or 10 minutes.
Who wrote Tom Sawyer? Mark Twain.
Samuel Clemens. Thank you, man. Mark Twain said something about that. You're what you were
saying. Well, you know, we worry about all this stuff and it's all just so painful and it's all
not, it's unneeded. Jeff, I'm glad we're talking about this now because just to get real for a
second, I, I've been going through a thing lately and I don't know if it's because of the world
around us or what. And I've been kind of like bombed out and I'm by nature, these guys will
attest to it. By nature, I'm a very optimistic person. Joyful. Joyful. And I wake up every day,
our dear friend Robert Downey said a few times in the last couple of years, nobody wakes up in
the morning happier to be themselves than you. He said to me, and it's true. I'm very happy
and joyful. And I've been kind of bummed out, man. And I'm like, is it because I'm getting,
I'm asking my uncle, Jeff, now, is it because I'm getting older? Am I going through? I don't know
what's going on, but why am I, I have a sense of unwee right now. Yeah. But look at Jeff. Jeff's
the most joyful guy we've had on the show. I know, but he maybe he's gone through phases.
Oh, I go through phases, man. The emotional weather shit. Now, I wake up in the morning.
My mornings are terrible. So challenging, man. Oh, I forget if I go, oh, another day.
Really? I gotta do it all over again. I gotta do this. I do these little exercises that literally
take only five minutes. You guys might want to check it out, especially if you got any back
problems called foundation training. And it's about two, three minutes, but it's painful and
it's torturous. And I say, I got to do that. Anyway, I got to have a couple of cups of coffee
and then I'm feeling good. But, you know, I think, well, it's the weather, right? Yeah. And then also
these obstacles, you know, the difficulty, the challenges of where we are now,
those are all opportunities to us to figure it out. Yeah. And also opportunities for us to kind
of, you know, nash our teeth a little bit. Like the older you get, I think the more,
the more you become aware of things that are just not great, you know, you just become smarter.
Your radar becomes more acute and you can notice more things that could be better, you know?
Yeah. And the thing that, you know, your guys' generation, what is it now?
When I first heard this word, I said, are you kidding me? You know, the great career now is,
I want to be an influencer. Right. That's not us. And dammit, I want to be an influencer. I think
that's, you know, and I guess we all are, you know. In one sense, I talked about this thing that
Bucky Fuller, you know, the geodesic dome guy turned me on to. Trim tabbing, you know, he
made this observation with the big ocean-going tankers, the challenge the engineers must have had
with this to make a rudder big enough to turn this ship. And it took too much energy to make that
rudder turn to turn the ship. So they came up with a simple, brilliant plan of putting a little
rudder on the big rudder. Yeah. Well, the little rudder turns the big rudder and the big rudder
turns the ship. And Bucky said, this is a perfect metaphor for how all of us individuals are connected
to society and our culture. We're all trim tabs. You guys, what you're doing here on the show,
you know, this is all a trim tab and we're influencing. We're saying, hey guys, what about
this? Check this out. Am I the big rudder or the small rudder? I love that. You're the small,
you're the big rudder. And I'm turning you, Sean. I'm turning you. So listen, I will say,
you've been influencing us and a lot of folks for a long time with all these great, great roles.
And as Will was saying earlier, I love the way that you have bounced between back and forth
between leading man and character actor just so effortlessly for so long. No one can do that.
You tell me one leading man that can, you know, bite off a big, spicy, chewy character
and not look like he's chewing up the scenery. You know, you just, you got real chops, Jeff,
and you always have. Thank you. Well, you know, a lot of that came from my dad because I saw how
much he struggled doing sihan. He, you know, got that character so down that people thought he was
a skin diver and they send him a bunch of skin diving scripts, you know, and he's a, you know,
Shakespearean trained actor. You know, he replaced, let's see, here's a man I just forgot,
man of La Mancha. Mark Twain. Anthony Quinn. Who is the famous, you know, I am I? Is that Anthony
Quinn? Who is that? No, no, it's, but on Broadway, you know, he's, and he replaced him. And I remember
doing a movie blown away, a movie I did with him. Sure. And I said to the producer, hey, I got a guy,
I got a guy who could play my uncle. He kind of looks like me. He's a good actor. And he said,
guys, I said, I said, Lloyd Bridges. And he laughed. And I said, why are you laughing? He says, well,
your dad is a good actor, but he's more of a comedian, really. I said, what are you talking
about? And it's because my dad did airplane. Oh, that's right. Which that, and so, and so he was
labeled for a while as a, you know, he just does comedy. That's right. So I went out of my way to
mix it up, you know, and do 180s as many times as I could early. I think that's really smart, man.
I got a lot of, I did early on, people came to know me because of rest development. I think that
people thought like, and I played a lot of characters who were, people used to say, oh, you
play a lot of assholes. And I said, no, I don't play assholes. I play characters that are like,
that have a lot of issues and that are unhinged, but they're not, I never see them as assholes. I
always just see them as, you know, not connected to reality in some way, or they've got something
going on. And like this character we did in the rest of it, he was like, his dad didn't love him,
his mom didn't love him either. And then, you know, whatever. But I think that you get into
that as an actor, I feel like for a lot of time, people are like, oh, you just kind of do this
thing. And you're like, yeah, it's not really, since when, like, who gets to decide that I,
that that's what I do now. I love it when comedians play bad guys. Like, you know,
remember Robin, when he did those two or three movies, back to back, we played the bad guy.
One hour photo. And yeah, yeah. And then Albert Brooks played a bad guy. You guys have dark sides
too that you can tap into. Yeah. Sean, Sean, take your hat off, Sean. Sean. Sean, you're dark side.
I got crazy hair. That's kind of like a murderer's hair. Wait, Jeff, are you still doing music? Do
you still play? Do you still sing? Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm doing now is kind of fun. I'm
going back into what I call my music mind and looking at, you know, a bunch of stuff that I
kind of didn't, you know, have too much faith in and bringing those things out. And I said,
oh, I dig this. This is pretty good. I'm jamming with my buddy T-Bomb Burnett to mentor me a bit
and say, you know, what do you think about all this stuff? Shall I just make these little albums
for myself? Because what's it, you know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to do with
it, but I'm having fun with it. I love music. I like his wife too. Oh, Kelly's so great. Yeah.
Yeah. Really, really cool. If you could go back in time and see one concert from a band that's
either no longer together or artists that are no longer with us, what would it be? I know mine
would be Led Zeppelin. Oh, wow. Yeah. I was thinking of The Beatles. You know, you see Ronnie
Howard's that movie and they played that last Shea Stadium thing with a good sound. Yeah.
That concert would have been great, but I bet the sound was so bad that it wouldn't be that great.
But do you remember a thing called Rock and Roll Circus? Do you ever see that? No. Check that out.
Google that. Rock and Roll Circus is something that the Rolling Stones, they hosted and it's just,
you know, I think who is on there. I think John Lennon formed a band for it. It's a pretty wild
little. Like an early music festival? It's an early music festival. Yeah, but it was like a circus
vibe. All in a soundstage, I think. Yeah. It was something like that. Wow. Sean, what would you go
see from That's Not No Longer With Us? Yeah. Maybe like the first. Oh, that's what you said,
That's No Longer With Us. Well, yeah, like or just. Could be No Longer With Us or a band that's now
defunct. Yeah. Well, I just got to say Ronnie Hawkins because Ronnie just bit the dust recently.
And I don't know if you guys know him, but he was quite an amazing cat. I would like to go see
one of his early shows with the Hawks who were, you know, then became the band.
I was, you know what I, Jeff, I was going to say, I wish I could go and see that Last Waltz
concert. That's what I would have liked. That would have been a goodie. Yeah. I probably would have
checked out the Carpenters. Is anybody still listening? Oh, yeah. Sorry I interrupted you,
Sean. Carpenters, man. She had a beautiful voice, didn't she? Yes. Are you being facetious?
I'm being both. I'm being both. You're being both. See, that's real brilliance, man. Because,
because I was a huge fan. I was a massive fan. But you're also being a little bit cheeky.
No, no, but I never really. But you were a big fan of the Carpenters. I used to listen to them all
the time. And Simon and Garfunkel. I would have listened to Simon and Garfunkel. All right.
That I, I'd love to see that, that, that concert they did at Central Park. That would be fun to go.
One of my favorite concerts I went to was a double bill with Paul Simon and Bob Dylan. Oh, Jesus.
Wow. And Paul Simon comes out. These kips, you know, who, they switched who would open for the
other guy. Yeah. Yeah. And Paul Simon comes out and he opens with something like America, you know,
that, you know, and, and he's got two drummers, violin, horn section, you know. And I said,
how is Bob gonna follow this, man? Yeah. And Bob comes out, he's got, you know, a bass, a drum,
a piano and a guitar, you know. Yeah. And what does he open with? Hello, darkness, my old friend.
All right. And again, Sean, you don't know if his tongue's in his cheek or not, man. He's just
perfect. Hello, darkness. That's, that's my song, man. You got a Bob Dylan T-shirt on, don't you?
Yeah. Look at that. Yeah. Oh, I'm a total fan, man. Oh, wow. I got to work with him in another
weird movie that he wrote with Larry Charles. Do you know who Larry Charles is? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
What was the movie? So it's called Mask and Anonymous. Check it out, man. Look who's in it.
Look who's in the thing, the cast that he's in. But it was Larry Charles and Bob Dylan wrote this
over about three years. Dylan's the star of it. And Larry was his first thing he directed, man.
Wow. Wow. And it is a trip. Oh my God. I got to see that. What a cast. The albums I had on rotation,
I was a kid, where I wrote them down, The Carpenters, The Eagles, The Cosby, you know, stand-up. Comedy
album. Comedy record. Yeah. George Carlin's comedy album. Yeah. Yeah. And then, and Simon and Garfunkel.
And, and, and Erasure Unplugged. Well, Erasure, everything. I know every word to every song.
Oh, sorry. Fully plugged. Erasure, fully plugged. How about Nichols and May? Did you get into them?
Nichols and May? Nichols and May, of course. Yeah. Of the doctor stuff. What was it? A little more
gauze. I once, I once in the 90s went and saw, in New York, I saw within six days of each other,
I saw Dylan at the supper club. They were shooting something and there was like 250 people there.
And somehow I forget how I got in, but I got to see. And then six days later, I saw Jerry Garcia
band and I saw them, within six days, I saw them both play Forever Young, which was really cool.
Dylan and Jerry Garcia. And yeah, yeah. And they played together for a while too. Yeah, man.
We'll be right back. And back to the show. Jeff, I want to ask you before we're done,
I want, I want, I want to give you enough time to talk about The Cohen Brothers, if you, if you
can. Yeah. Well, I was going to get to it. I want to talk about The Big Lebowski. This is a whole
subject undoing itself. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus. But let's start. Can we start with Big Lebowski, man,
how that came to you into your orbit and what that was like? Yeah, I can't remember exactly
when, but I ran into The Cohen Brothers, I think at a party or something, and they said,
yeah, we're writing something for you, man. I said, Oh, great. Cause I had seen Blood Simple
and I was, you know, thought they were terrific. And then that got the script. And I said,
what? It's like, you know, a high school version of me that, you know, what, you know, what, you
guys spying on me or something. And so that's how that happened. Well, how did they, but,
but how did they, why did, so they wrote it specifically for you and that character like
that? What was their answer to that? Why did you, I'm sure you had said, why did you think of me
for this part? What, what had they seen? What did they thought? I don't know, man. And I said,
sure, you know, I, I, I, I got, I have kind of a history of trying to get out of parts, you know,
when I'm with Terry Gilliam, I said, do you, why do you want me for this? I don't feel like this
guy. I remember, you know, I pitched my other acting friends. What about this guy? And I probably
did the same thing with those guys. I can't remember when I played just before it, but it was
nothing like I had never played a part like that. Yeah. But do you remember, do you have a recollection
though, Jeff, of doing that movie? Like when, when you're like, when it's like you and, and John
Goodman and Taturo and, and Steve Buscemi and you're doing those scenes and you guys are all
taking, you guys are all taking big swings with these, with these characters. Where you guys,
where you guys going like, Hey man, are we out on a limb over here? Are we good?
We had such a good time, man. And when that movie came out, it wasn't, and it didn't do well here.
No. It had this hit Europe first and then it came, splashed him back and
really kind of well after the fact, but nobody really got it, you know. Right. I auditioned for
them for, um, Intolerable Cruel Team. Remember that? And I went in and met with them and there
were really cool, like at the 20 minutes that I got to meet with them and they asked me like, Hey,
do you get, do you get stoned at all? Do you smoke pot? And I was like, um, like a little,
a little at the time and they're like, okay, okay. Good to know. Thank you. Thank you for coming in.
And I was like, Oh, was that like the, was I supposed to say like all the time and then we
could hang out? Well, they probably want you to score some of the weed for them. Maybe that's
what you're holding. Yeah. Here's a weird thing, but I didn't, I was a podhead before I got sick
and I can't smoke it, but I'm, you know, I consider myself a podhead, but I, I, and I'm kind of
surprised that I didn't smoke one joint during that whole film. No way. No way. No way. Yeah. No,
I figured, no, I read those lines, you know, and that good writing, it seems like improvisation,
you know, but it's not. That's every man, every fuck, it was just well-placed. You didn't want to
mess with that music, you know. I wonder how close, such a specific character, such a great
version of that, of that writing that you performed. I wonder how close it was to the idea they had
for the dude. I wonder, well, they had a guy, you know, they had, Jeff Dowd was a guy that they
kind of modeled the character after and I brother of Anne. No, I don't think so.
It's a big world, Jason. Jesus Christ. It's fucking seven billion people on the planet,
get wise motherfucker. Hey, you know, you know what, Jeff, you know, it's funny. We had Sean
Pan on the show last year at some point and he talked about how he's good, isn't he? He's a good
actor. He can do all this kind of thing. But he's like you. He's like you, man. He makes, he makes,
he's just like you. You guys are cut from the same cloth, man. And he was talking about doing
Spicoli, his character from fast times. Oh yeah. And then recently running into the guy that he
always had in mind who he based it on and the guy was with his kids and stuff. So he didn't say
anything to the guy. He saw him like on the path to go surfing in Malibu. And the dude was like,
hey, man, he's like, oh, hey, and he's like, oh, this is the guy I modeled this burnout character
on. And now he's with his wife and kids who's like, I'm not going to say anything. Give or see,
this must be the place, a movie that he was in that based on the David Byrne song, you know,
the Talking Heads. Yeah, of course. David's in the movie too, but that's another good one, man.
He plays kind of a burnout, you know, glam rocker or something. Oh, no, we had, we had David on the,
on the podcast recently, actually. Oh, man, the Talking Heads. Now, when they came out, man,
man, they replaced the Beatles for me. Oh, wow. And I remember I ran into David at some bar or
something in New York, and I just, you know, I have a few drinks I went to. I just gush, I said,
take it. Music, man. I mean, it's so incredible. You know, he's just,
he said, no, man, I mean, like the Beatles, you're better than the Beatles, man.
And he just did that. And he just, there was no answer. And I finally just had to walk away.
By the way, I do that. I'm very passionate about music too. And I do that a lot too.
Musicians, I corner them all the time. And like, what about his shows? What about that American
Utopia? Yeah, that's incredible. I saw that live. That's incredible. And the movie's great too. And
I also saw the Stop Making Sense tour at the Greek theater. Oh, wow. Oh, really? You've seen that movie?
Well, of course, yeah. And he shot that here on a stage, that movie. Jonathan Demme, man. He shot
that, God. He knows where to put it. I feel like you worked with Jonathan Demme, didn't you?
No, I would love to have, but no. But he was wonderful, God. Amazing.
I want to know, so the place where you're at right now is a farm. Is it actually a farm?
So we call it a ranch. A ranch. And do you actually do work around there? Do you have
like animals? We had, you know, we had a bunch of, you know, cattle and horses and all stuff.
We don't need more. You shot them. You just shot them all. You shot them buried.
It was a slow Sunday. It's like, honey, we're going to do something fun. Let's see how many cows.
You know, something I ask people that have had a ton of set experiences you have
have. Have you ever been drawn to direct, to use all that you have absorbed and put it all
in that role, that character? Yeah, a little bit, because I've been digging your direction
in Ozark, man. I think, God, that must be fun, man. Oh, God. He writes it, directs it, acts so
brilliantly. But you're very nice. But the stuff you have absorbed and from the directors that
you've worked with and the actors. Yeah, but you know, and I've had great luck with first time
directors, you know, really incredible. I'm thinking of Baker Boys, Steve Clovis, you know,
he must have been 24 when he wrote and directed that. No way. And I've had just great, great
experiences with these guys. And, you know, as an actor, you know, you, if you create this loosey-goosey,
you know, joyous feeling, you're all given ideas. And so I get a lot of my wanting to direct out
and just, you know, being on the team and say, Hey, what about this? You know, about that, that
kind of thing. Yeah, I think that you say you've had a lot of luck with like first time directors
and stuff. But I bet you, Jeff, I bet you spent your life making your own luck. And I bet you're
coming with a good attitude. And I bet you that is fostered, you know, I bet you all those first
time directors are lucky to have had you making their stuff work, be the guy in their movie.
Fuck, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But those first time, I mean, look at Orison Wells, we haven't done
much better than Citizen Kane, man. Right. And it was all that stuff that he didn't know what he
couldn't do. He just said, let's jam, you know, and who's the famous DP, Greg Toland, you know.
He was the old master. And there was a story that Peter Begdonovitch, who was a real, you know,
scholar with movies, he told me a story because he was tight with Orison Wells. And, you know,
Orison said, you know, I can't really get, you know, the stage direction, you know, that thing.
And Toland said, oh, just come over on the weekend and we'll, you know, know, don't you love it
with the masters when they don't put any kind of pretense. And they're just, I'm one of you guys.
Yeah. I love that. And Toland, you know, said, you know, you're the guy, I want to do what you
do your vision. You know, how old was he when he made that? Was he 24 in his twenties, I think?
Wow. Something like that. And so Wells is in there. And he's, and it was in the days when
everybody wore suits and ties and shit, you know, work. And he said, now with the lighting,
I want it to come like this, you know, to the gaffer and stuff. And the gaffer goes up to,
he says, Mr. Wells, you know, that's really Mr. Toland's job. And Greg Toland overheard that.
And he just made a big speech of the whole cast and crew. This is your director, you know,
do what he says. He has a vision, you know, do whatever you want or, you know, wow. Gosh, what
a movie that is. What a great movie. And I think, I think that what you were kind of saying, like
that idea that you have to have, I remember one, some guy telling me a long time ago,
acting teacher years ago, like, art is ultimately absent of ego. Like you have to be totally willing
and be totally open. If you want to do something great and create something great, you got to get
over your own, whatever your shit is and let all that go and be open to the process. Right?
Yeah. This is, this is one of the craziest things. I'm a huge sci-fi fan and my husband, Scotty,
is to, but you're not going to believe this. One of my favorite movies of all time is Tron.
And he's wearing your shirt right now. That's your character. That's you. What are the odds?
Man, Tron, what a big deal that was when it came out. With, with all the, again, all the years
that you've been doing this, has the audience that you have been acting for internally, has that
changed? Are you conscious of who you're doing your performance for? Cause like sometimes for,
and you guys will and Shawn, you should answer this too. Like, do you guys act for the cameraman?
Do you act for the director? Do you act for the other actor that you're in the scene with? Do
you act for the people that are eventually going to see this? Do you act for yourself when you're
eventually going to watch it? Are you, are you even aware of, of that? Interesting. Yeah. I mean,
I think it's for myself and the director, basically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, he was, you know,
I always liked to really, you know, very rarely when I don't, you know, put the, you know, I like
to empower the director to have power over me. You do like that. I like, I like that. And, you know,
unless I'm getting, you know, some messages from the big director in the sky, I try to,
you know, do with the director, you know, cause he can take me away from myself and my own.
Yeah. So you'll let the director push you and pull you into places that maybe you weren't even
planning on going in the scene and you're just putting trust in the editing room. They're going
to weed out all the crap that sucks. Well, that's, you know, the editing, that's the thing. You know,
one of my favorite directors to work with, Bo did his first movie, I did his last movie, was Hal Ashby.
Oh, yeah. Who was, came from editing, you know, it's interesting where the directors come from,
you know. Yeah. And editing, man. I mean, God, well, you must edit that. Yeah. I'd love that part
of it. Yeah. That, cause, so I'd like to give the director, you know, it's like photography,
I like to bracket my performances, you know, do too much, you know, one in the pocket,
what I'm thinking, what he's thinking, and then do something, you know, on either side.
Only for the front row. Yeah. Because, you know, in the editing, you don't know what you're going
to be cause you always shoot out of sequence. Right. But you, that's putting a lot of trust
in the editor and the director to make sure they don't crank and stuff. Yeah, but you gotta do that.
Don't you think, man, if you, if you're holding back, man, I mean, I just thought of a fun director
story, you might get a kick out of that. So Coppola and Tucker. Yeah. Our second week, we
are first week, we're just kind of getting to know each other. And the second week, he gets the cast
and crew together and he says, all right, now this week, we're going to shoot the whole movie
on this little video camera of Vittorio Storaro. He'll be using this little wheelchair. That'll
be our dolly. And you costume people, you know, the little, look at those curtains. They would
make good wedding dress and you actors know your lines as best you can. Cause we're only
going to do each scene one time. Wow. And we're going to do it in sequence. It was kind of like,
you know, the little rascals are getting, you know, let's make a movie. Come on. Yeah. And he's
shooting this whole thing. Now, what we didn't know is to and from work, he's editing all of this
stuff. And at the end of that week, he gives us each a cassette of the movie. He says, now we've
already done the movie. Here's the movie. And now we're just going to polish it up.
Wow. And then as we did the movie, he replaced those. Wow. Practice scenes with the real scenes.
And even before that, he had a storyboard and he shot the storyboard like the movie,
like, you know, two hours. So the movie was always in existence. Isn't that wild? Yeah. So he got to
do like a version of the movie, like the, like the storyboard or pre-vis with all the actors.
Yeah. And for an actor, because you're always shooting out a sequence to have that linear
version of it that you could refer to. Yeah, that's really cool. It was really fascinating.
Do you think he was doing it to help you guys out or was it to help himself out? No, no,
because he, if you remember that movie, it had all these low tech, it was quite advanced with all
its technical low tech kind of stuff that he specialized in. Yeah. You know, like the Dracula
movie with Gary Oldman was so great that way, you know. Oh, yeah. And so Francis is, well,
he's doing that. He's in the kid mode. You know, we're just playing around. Come on. Now, you know,
do this. And it was, you know, relaxed and fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a wild method.
What a master he is. I think he's doing another movie right now.
Is he? I think so. Oh, God. I lost touch with him.
What do you have coming up, Jeff, that you're excited about?
Well, I've got this TV show called The Old Man, FX Hulu, and we started it years ago,
and then I got terribly sick, and we stopped for two years. Whoa.
And then we went back and finished the thing. You went, you did go back and finish it?
We went back and finished the season, and it was like we had a long weekend,
and I had this weird dream, man. Hey, listen, you seem, yeah, how are you feeling? How are you
doing, man? You look great. I got to say, you sure do. You look very good. I'm feeling great.
Yeah. You know, those tough times, you know, it's like what you were saying, Will,
about, you know, these tough times, man. Yeah. These tough times, there are opportunities to
teach us things that we can't learn without them, you know. Yeah. And let's, you know,
let's do some trim tab and let's influence as much as we can to make a beautiful movie, you know,
make, you know, work together to make the cool thing, man. Yeah. Dude, I love that.
I love that analogy too. I like that idea that we're kind of like, life is like,
you were saying like, it's really cool what we get to do. If you really think about it,
it's really cool what we get to do just to be alive and to have these lives. That's right.
And this is the big, all of us, this is the big movie that we get to do.
For sure, every day. Making movies is such a great metaphor for how we can make this a
beautiful world, you know, get all these people, they have all different political, you know,
outlooks and different personalities. Some are gloomy, you know, some actors only want to,
you know, call me by my character, you know, all kinds of different versions,
but everybody's trying to make a beautiful movie. Yeah, I love that. Touches us. I love that.
That's what, that's what the world ought to be doing. Right. Somehow, you know,
all work together, all these, all these specialists, you know, all these masters,
they get together to pull this magic trick off. One-time magic trick. Yeah. Yeah. It's really
so wild. I love it because I feel like, Jeff, that you're still in love with the magic of it,
not so much the details or the tech, you know, all the technical. You really, you live in the magic.
That's where it is for you. And I get that sense from you, man, which I really love. It's the thing
you can't explain or write down or diagram. It's that paradox thing, right, Sean? It's both, right,
Sean? It's like, you're into the details and you're, and then you're into the magic. I mean,
it's all going on at the same time, man. It's a paradox, isn't it? You're always living in the
present. Yeah. That's the gig kind of, that's what I try to do. So I will tell you this, one of the
other things. So I kind of, we've taken up too much of your time, but I wanted to point out that,
you know, I already pointed out that you and Jason started and you're both child actors,
but you and Jason also have had some voiceover experience in the world. And there was a time,
Jeff, for many years when the Hyundai Motor Company had a real solid voice and had a guy who had a
lot of gravitas over and then they decided that they wanted to do something light. They wanted
to go light. And I wasn't available. A little bit more economical, a little bit more sensible.
Here's why it was. I think you were nominated for an Oscar and Hyundai had bought a bunch of
ad time during the Oscars. And so they couldn't have you being the voice of one of the ads because
it would, it would screw up the sort of unbiased whatever it was. So some sort of legal thing.
So I had to do one of those spots. Yeah, I think that's what it was. Yeah. Oh, I totally forgot
about that. Willie, that's hilarious. Yeah. Well, listen, we're not, it's not professional grade,
nor is it sorry, not sorry. You know, Will's, Will's got some very big campaigns, Jeff. Well,
you've got a wonderful voice. I'm not, I'm no Jeff Bridges, but you know what I mean? I've got a
voice. You've got some good tone there. Wonderful. I'm working on my campaign. I put together a demo
tape. So many murdering a cat. What's going on? I feel like your voice, you remind me of it. You
know, I'm thinking that this is kind of, I promoted a few of my weirder movies on this show, but
another weird one, the amateurs. And when you were doing that voice show, you reminded me of
Joey Pantz. Do you know him? Oh yeah. I love Joey Pantz. And he was playing a character called
some idiot and he was, he had that voice. Exactly. And Ted dancing, you guys worked with Ted,
and even you guys worked with Ted. Yes, don't know if he's worked with them, but I do like him a lot.
He's great. He's great. He's wonderful. Good. Jeff, I'll say this, man, but I'm going to let you,
we're going to let you go because you've been so generous with your time and kind. But I, you know,
we're big fans. I think we speak for a lot of people always have been, man, and really, really
love your energy and really love what you do. And kind of like your co-star, John Goodman,
I've said this to the boys before, you're, you're in that same category for me as John Goodman.
You guys have never, never phoned it in, never turned into bad performance ever, no matter what
the picture is, you guys are always there, man. And it is such an honor and a treat. And I just
think you're the best, Uncle Jeff. And you give us all a good name. Uncle Jeff. Thank you, man.
Great hanging with you guys. You too, buddy. Say hi to Beau, please. Yeah, please send our love to
Beau. I'm your father, Beau. All of our dad. Lots of love, guys. All right, buddy. You too, man.
See you later. Bye, Jeff. How do you know him, Will? Will, how are you? What, what, how do you?
Uncle Jeff. My buddy, Uncle Jeff. You don't know Jeff Bridges. What the hell is going on? Because
cool guys hang together, dude. No, I don't think so. When you're cool, you hang with other cool
people. They're like a chat room, cool guys hang out in. It's for guys who are handsome with good
voices. We're in a special... Oh, I haven't gotten an invitation. Jesus Christ. I swear to God. I am
looking in the mail every day. Is somebody drowning a weasel? What's going on? Yeah, what a good,
that dude just makes me feel good. He's the greatest. So when Sean and I were doing this
show years ago, the Millers, and Beau was playing my dad on the show, and I went to New York and I
ran into Jeff. We were doing the Today Show, and he was like, hey, man, I'm kind of like your uncle.
And I was like, all right. And then we had to do these photos backstage. He's like, let's just
fuck around. And I was like, I love that he has that fuck around in him. Yeah, he's just so easy
going. Yeah, he really got a great positive vibe. And so we just started chatting and I just
immediately was... And I've always been a massive fan. I remember watching all of his movies, and he
just has this effect. But I remember being in my early 20s and seeing in quick succession, seeing
Fisher King, which I thought that character was so interesting. And I think about that character
more than I probably should. His character, who was this big DJ, and he gets offered a
sitcom and he turns it down. Remember that thing? He's kind of like a shock jock.
And he ends up, his life gets turned upside down by this insane Robin Williams character.
So there's that. And then he did that movie Fearless. I just remember you were talking about
the crashing. But for me, it wasn't the crashing. It was this idea. You're seeing this metamorphosis
again of a guy who has this event happen and he completely changes his outlook and he lets go.
And it really hit me. It was very profound to me. It really spoke to me, man. And then,
of course, Big Lebowski and everything. But I've always felt connected to that dude.
Yeah, he's just such good energy. And he's been so consistent and genuine and sincere,
it seems, for years and years. Yeah, you hit it, Will, when you said he,
no matter what movie he's in, because we've all kind of been like, I don't know if the
script is so great or the script is amazing or whatever it is. It doesn't matter. He goes,
he does it 100% all the time, every single role. Here's the other thing. Don't you guys
think it's weird that Scottie had on Jeff Bridges' T-shirt? Not really. Not really.
Because it could have just been like one of like five things. It could have been Star Trek,
Star Wars, Tron, you know what I mean? Or just I love Chin Chin short.
Or I love Chin Chin or Koi. But that's crazy that he had the T-shirt on
that from Tron and we're talking to Jeff Bridges. Do you guys have a,
do you have a license plate holder that says, follow me to Koi? Do you? I'm not,
I'm not flirting. I'm just being Koi. Listener Koi is a fusion restaurant here on Restaurant
Well, according to Sean, Sean, what is it? It's a seafood restaurant, right?
You can't not see food there. No, no, no. Lund John Silver's is a seafood
restaurant. He's a fucking fusion Japanese restaurant. The fuck are you, what?
Well, go there in about a half hour. You'll see me. But wait, also, so the, so the ranch
that he lived on, he said there's no more like cows or horse or anything. Do you think there was
ever once any bison?
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