SmartLess - "Joy Reid"
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Guys, I just wanted to say welcome.
I'm so excited that you guys came here today on Armchair Expert.
Yeah, and we're happy to be here.
Yeah.
I love the way Bateman, I love it.
You're so easy going and you just don't seem like anything really bothers you.
And Sean, you're such a funny guy and you always bring humor to every situation,
but I reserve most of my disdain is for Barney, for Arnett.
He's a bit of a deadweight.
Hey, Dax, hang on.
Yeah, well, what do you think about all that?
I just, well, I'm finding it a little offensive.
I'm a little put off by it.
I don't mean that you're deadweight.
I just mean that, like, you know, just seems like those other two do a lot more heavy lifting.
That's true, but we love to have him.
He's kind of like our mascot.
If I close my eyes, it's like Dax and Will are here.
It's simultaneously the best Dax Shepard impression and the worst.
And I hope he's not insulted because I do it all out of love.
I love the guy.
I love, love, love the guy.
So listen, listener, the bad news is you're not listening to Armchair Expert.
The worst news is you are listening to SmartLess.
Can I just say this?
Can I just do it?
Because I'm here. Do you mind?
Please.
Welcome to SmartLess.
Thank you.
Smart, less.
Smart, less.
Smart, less.
Hey guys, how about global warming?
Is that a thing?
Great way to start a show, Sean.
You want everybody to be happy?
Just trying to remind everybody how happy and great everything is.
Are you complaining because the air conditioning doesn't work in your mansion?
Yeah, it is hot.
Yeah, what are you worried about?
Are you...
It's hot.
It's hot.
That's your explanation.
It's summer.
You know, it's summer.
But there is, global warming is real.
Is that what you want to tell our listeners?
It is real, if there was a doubt.
Yeah.
No, it is real.
We believe it.
And also, get vaccinated.
I mean, we might as well if we're doing this.
I mean...
Go down the list.
No, I'm just saying if we're going down the list,
I mean, these are things that I believe that are true.
We're not a political show.
The world is not flat either,
but I have not independently verified that.
That's another thing I'm hearing.
I mean, I got up in an airplane the other day
and it still looked pretty flat,
but I am hearing from people I respect, though,
that if you got up even higher, it is round.
Speaking about flat, you know, did you guys watch
the Jeff Bezos thing that went off?
You know, no, wait, listen, I'm serious.
The rocket thing, right?
I did not know this, that when the rocket,
because when we watched the thing go off,
it looked like it's going straight up,
but scientifically speaking,
it's actually going parallel to the Earth.
Well, after a bit.
After a bit, it starts to tilt a little bit.
No, no, no, no, no.
It goes right away. It goes right away.
And the thing, and the idea is, if you think about it,
the way they wait.
Here come the fucking rocket scientists.
Let's hear it, Jesus.
Rockets go sideways.
Sure.
Right, because it has to do with gravity.
I thought it went straight up.
No.
So we've covered space.
We've covered what else in this, in the global warming.
These are all issues.
You know, I do learn a lot from you guys, you know?
I need to sort of absorb knowledge
in some other way than academia,
because as you both know,
that part of my life was cut a little short.
Yeah, how short, by the way?
Well, I got to the end of high school,
except for two of my final four finals.
So no college there.
Two tests short.
No, and a high school diploma short.
You know, I was thinking, Jason, about you,
because we've talked about you and your fascination
with school and with college.
We've talked about it over a couple episodes, right?
Yeah, that I want to know if it's hard.
Yeah, you were worried it's hard.
And I'm surprised.
I'm surprised that you would be scared,
because I would think it's just more information.
And we know that you have a propensity,
you have an ability to...
Just sound it out.
To retain.
Yep.
Yeah, so you know how to retain.
I mean, look at your face right now.
Oh, see, Shawn, you just need to wait a little while,
and then you'll be hurt, you know?
You just got to be patient.
Oh, I've been patient for 20 years.
And it'll land.
It'll hit you right in the gut.
Your retention is off the charts today.
Well, let me tell you something with the heat wave
that we're dealing with here in Los Angeles.
It is great for my water weight problems.
Is it as hot where you are, Will, there in Long Island?
It is.
It's hot here right now, and it's very moist.
Yeah, it's moist out here too.
Is it moist there?
Yeah, it's humid.
I would much rather freeze than sweat.
How about you, fellas?
Yeah, 1,000%.
Wait, so hang on, what are we...
What are we doing?
We're talking a bunch of bullshit.
Let's get into something that's worth listening to.
Today, we have a person joining us
that is a critical voice on where we are politically,
where we have been, where we are going.
She has been a journalist for 25 years.
She's worked on Obama's campaign.
She's graduated from Harvard for God's sake.
She has her own cable news show.
She's got incredible style, three kids,
and most importantly, a husband named Jason.
Folks, this is the treasure named Joy Reed.
Joy?
No.
Welcome.
Joy Reed.
Joy!
There she is.
Well, hello there.
I'm just gonna dork out here for a second.
I'm gonna just fan out on you.
I spend more time with you than I do my family.
I'm every single day, truly.
This is so cool.
You're here.
It's so nice to meet you.
I know.
It's so cool to be with you guys.
Very excited.
One of the interesting things I did
in my terrible research that I do for my guests,
it's just simply Wikipedia,
is that you studied film.
Did you have a film degree?
I did.
Yeah, I graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in film.
Basically, documentary film is what I wound up studying.
From where?
At Harvard.
They call it visual and environmental studies,
so no one will know what it is.
Just to make it sound as boring as possible.
Yes.
It was to discourage us from going Hollywood.
Is that where you met Jason?
Because he's a documentary.
Yeah, no, actually, I met him afterwards.
So basically, they try to hide Hollywood under a bushel.
They don't want any of us to aspire to that.
So their film degree is called Visual Environmental Studies.
They put the photography majors,
the film majors all in there,
and then you study a lot of theory
and in some filmmaking you do your final thesis film.
I actually met Jason because when I graduated,
I had these sort of dreams of being the girl Spike Lee
and I took a job at School of Visual Arts
in the production office
as the manager of the production office
and Jason, who had taken a year off.
So he was one year behind me.
He was basically my employee inside the production office.
That's how I met him.
At SVA in New York?
Yeah, yeah.
Wow.
That's so cool.
I love in your background,
there's a little bag that says Book Nerd on it.
Explain to these guys what a book is.
Yeah, that's a bag you'd never see in my house.
Tell me, like growing up.
It'd be empty, the bag would be empty.
What do you mean?
What was your, did you grow,
did you feel like a nerd growing up
and were you treated as one?
Oh, totally, totally.
Yeah, no, I was very nerdy.
As a kid, I loved, you know,
I did the crossword puzzle on Sunday in the newspaper.
I mean, the only things I was really interested in.
You could do Sundays?
I was really good at it.
I sometimes would have like one thing missing.
I still can't get past Monday.
Come on.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
I try Tuesdays every once in a while,
but I never feel good about myself.
Yeah.
It's tough for me.
I'm gonna end this.
They're hard.
They're hard.
Thank you, Joy.
And the references are like weird cultural stuff.
Yeah, it's weird.
I can do it.
No, I'll bet you can't, Will.
Now the reading, how much reading do you get a chance
to do nowadays with your busy schedule?
Well, I don't get to read.
I mean, you can have a whole wall of books behind me.
I mean, I don't get a chance to read as much
as I would like to unless I have a book, you know,
an author on, I do try to read their books
if I'm gonna have them on.
But because I have to read all day,
just the news of day stuff.
I used to do a weekend show.
It was so much more leisurely
to be able to like read a whole book.
Now I can barely cram in all the reading for every day.
So I don't have as much time.
And are you fully, are you and your gang over there,
are you guys fully reliant on New York Times,
Washington Post, or do you have special access
to information to build your news from?
Or do you just expose the same stuff that we are?
No, we luckily have, MSNBC, you know,
is part of NBCUniversal.
So we, thank God, have NBC News.
We have a whole political unit.
So there's enough, you know,
independent reporting and political reporters.
We have a whole team that's at Capitol Hill.
I actually now, now that I'm a DC based show,
we're literally like steps away from Capitol Hill.
So we have that.
Plus I have my own sources.
I spend a lot of time texting people who are in politics
who are in campaigns.
So we try to do as much as we can on our own.
And our show producers are very aggressive
about calling people.
And so we don't just rely on like the time.
Yeah, Jason, they're not getting their news
from other news sources.
They're the ones who are in,
how do you think this works?
It's got to come from somewhere.
I don't have smarts.
That's why we invest.
And then you guys just write down stuff from CNN.
Did you just copy it?
It is?
What the fuck do you think is going on here?
You just support it as your own.
So Joy, you mentioned sources.
So I'm gonna tread lightly here
because I know that you'd limited in what you can say.
But I am fascinated.
How much does it differ from what we see in movies?
With deep throat, you meet Hal Holbrook in the garage.
When reporters have sources,
and especially now that there's a risk
about people hacking your phone
and finding out numbers and not a risk, it's a fact.
Do you ever meet a source like in person
or is it all like an encrypted digital
or a combination of both?
Raincoats, do you have?
And are you meeting in in garages?
I have all the raincoats.
Well, I also have to make it fashion.
So I need a lot of raincoats.
They have to have them for every color.
No, we're gonna get into your style.
No, so we spend a lot of time with sources
like either on signal or WhatsApp.
You have to be careful.
You can't just text people as much as you used to
because as you said,
also the government can subpoena them.
But especially in the last year because of COVID,
everything is digital.
Everything is text, everything is signal.
It's very little in person.
And what is the competition like
to secure one of these sources?
I would imagine, let's say when Biden was coming in
or it looked like he was gonna get it
and you start to hear about who the cabinet's gonna be
and how the rest of the government's gonna be staffed up.
Is there like a race to like,
oh, that's gonna be a great source potentially
because they're gonna have good access
and you might bump into somebody
trying to get that same source,
maybe somebody from CNN or like, how does all that work?
Is there a drama there?
The only way that it works that way is for instance,
in the case of like a trial,
like let's say the Derek Chauvin trial,
everyone wants to know who are all these jurors?
How do we get to them?
Or if there's a Black Lives Matter case,
we all wanna connect with the family.
We all wanna talk to them.
In that sense, the non-political sources.
For me personally, I don't like access journalism.
I don't think it's a good way to do journalism
to just try to find out who that person is in that office.
And because what they're gonna tell you
is what the office wants you to know.
That's not really giving you anything that the public needs.
The whole idea behind what Woodward and Bernstein did,
they didn't get access.
They got somebody who was telling information
that the government didn't want us to know.
So I really am against the idea of trying to scurry in
and find out who are gonna be the key people
to talk to in the administration.
There are people who do that.
That's a part of the job for some parts of journalism.
But I'm not at the NBC News.
I'm more of an opinion journalist.
So basically I've developed these sources
for basically friends that I've made over years and years
from working in campaigns.
These are people I've known forever.
And sometimes they're in an administration
and then sometimes they come out.
These are people that are just people I know.
And so they can get me information
that the government maybe doesn't want you to have.
You know what I'm saying?
So I just rely on my personal relationships.
I also have a lot of Republican friends and relationships
because they're people who I've known
and combated with like Michael Steele,
that's been a friend of mine for a long time.
Since we used to battle,
we ultimately, because we respected each other,
became friends.
So I have Republican sources and Democratic.
I know it's wild how far he's traveled.
So it's really to me, it's more relationships.
I'm saying sources, but I really just mean I have relationships.
Yeah.
And now, back to the show.
Okay, Joy, I wanna ask you something and keep in mind,
I am the least smart of the smart list group here.
Agreed.
So I'm asking for me and the people who don't.
Sorry, I gotta let him get the statement out first.
You got a debate and wanted.
No, I'm sorry.
But you're also the funniest.
We'll build a gap in there.
Joy, how dare you?
He is the funniest.
But I see this phrase thrown around recently
and I truly am asking you because I don't know
the ins and out of it.
I know.
What is EDM?
No, I know kind of like a broad stroke of what it is,
but what is critical race theory?
Oh my God, I had that question.
Thank you, please.
Yeah.
So again, and I say this not as an expert
in critical race theory, which I always lead with
because the only people who are real experts
in critical race theory are lawyers,
because it's something you learn in law school.
So critical race theory was a body of legal theory
that grew in the late 1980s at Harvard University
when Derek Bell was a professor there.
And as a Harvard Law School professor,
he and people like Kimberly Crenshaw,
who was his student, went on to ask themselves,
when you look at American history,
what was built into the legal system and the laws
that made us unequal and brought us to the point
where even the Civil Rights and Voting Rights Acts
have not produced material equality.
When you look at all the stats and you see all the ways
in which we are still racially unequal in this country,
white versus not white people, they were asking themselves,
well, what is it that we can look at in history
that brought us to this in the laws?
So what critical race theory is,
is a way of looking at the legal system
and asking what components of it are institutionally
structured to keep inequality going.
That's all it is.
It has nothing to do with saying white people are,
as a matter of fact, it's funny,
the argument that it says white people are inherently racist
can't be true because critical race theorists believe,
and because it's true, that race isn't real,
because it isn't.
Race is a social construct.
It isn't a biological fact.
There's nothing different.
If we peeled our skin off, we're all the same.
Race is cultural, it's sort of tribal,
but it's like saying a brown dog and a white dog
are not both the same species, right?
There's no, race isn't real.
You can take a brown dog and a tan dog,
and they are perfectly can make a medium color dog, right?
People are just like any other mammal,
we're just one species,
but people in this country invented race,
and literally critical race theorists,
it's in the thing if you read the Harvard description of it,
says race isn't real, it's a social construct.
So you can't say anyone is inherently racist.
So how do we uninvent it?
That's a great point.
I don't believe in even mentioning it.
So my thing is what I debated this foolish dude
who was so dumb, he bragged about his strategy.
He said, I don't give a shit about critical race theory.
I'm just gonna use it and attach every crazy story
about awkward ways teachers try to teach anti-racism
and call it critical race theory.
I refuse to debate these people
on something they made up.
Don't debate it.
If you ain't a critical race theory expert,
don't debate them on that.
You should just talk about the things they wanna do,
which is book banning, idea banning, teacher mandates.
And so I would just not debate them on critical race theory.
I don't, I refuse to.
Yeah, it makes me think of something
that, again, I'd love your take on it.
So at what point is it too young
to even introduce to a new mind the notion
that at one point, the white folks
saw the black folks as less than?
Because as soon as you introduce that idea
to this pure mind, maybe some white kids
that are in a bad environment,
will try that thought on and incorporate it
and go, oh, you know what?
Yeah, so like in other words,
if they never had that notion,
would an instinct of racism ever take hold?
Did any of that make sense?
It does make sense.
And I think that's a valid question.
I think here's the challenge.
They, back in the 19, I wanna say 50s or 60s,
they did a thing called the doll test
in which they took little kids,
like second and third graders,
and they gave them an array of dolls, black kids.
And they said, would you rather play
with this little doll who is white
or this little doll who is black?
And like 90% of them said
they wanted to play with the white doll.
And this was consistent over years and years
and years of doing it, meaning that even by second,
third grade, black children have internalized the idea
that black is ugly, that black is inferior.
They've already internalized it.
So we're talking second graders.
Similarly to that, my kids, I raised them in Florida.
We lived in New York, but we moved to Florida
when our two older ones were toddler,
where I was pregnant with my second one.
And all three of our kids were pretty much raised in Florida.
By the time they were in the fourth grade,
they had been called the N-word by other kids.
So those kids were, and in the case of the kids
who called my kids the N-word, they were not even white.
They were brown kids, they were Colombian.
And I had to go and surprise their parents with my Spanish
and tell the mother off, right?
Which she was very shocked by.
But the bottom line is little kids are already practicing
racism on other little kids and on themselves
and internalizing self-hate.
So you can't-
Right, I was gonna say it starts at home.
Well, the thing is, is that even if you say,
well, I won't teach it at school, believe me when I tell you,
black kids are already internalizing inferiority
and white kids are internalizing superiority
by the time they get to the third grade.
So it isn't to say that there's some young age
where you can't teach it, they're already getting it.
They're getting it from TV commercials.
They're getting it from the way that black people
are depicted on the news when they walk by the news
and they see all the criminals are black.
But they're not getting the N-word from TV commercials.
They're getting that from home.
They're getting that from people.
They're getting it from other kids too.
Trust me, they're getting it from other kids too.
So then this would be in support of the case of teaching it
as early as possible to offset all the crap at home.
Yes, and the thing is, is the better you can do
to teach anti-racism to kids
and to teach the truth at an age level.
Remember, I mean, I took my kids to church
when they were kids and the church we went to
had like a kiddie version of the message
and a grownup version of the message
because they know a kid has a different brain.
The Ruby Bridges book that they're trying to ban
in Tennessee is written as a children's book.
It's a children's book.
It's not written as a, let me lecture y'all about racism
from an adult point of view.
It's written from a point of view of a child.
So the thing is, is you can have children's books
that teach things about different families.
They're books they used to wanna ban
about teaching different families.
What if you're a little kid and you have two moms
and no one else in your class can experience that?
Are you saying we shouldn't have a children's book
in the second, third grade that teaches
that your family is normal?
You know what I mean?
And we had that fight in Florida, a major fight.
They're like, these kids are too young to internalize that.
But some of the kids are living that, right?
They have two dads or two moms
and you say it's too young to introduce this concept.
You're not like saying, let's show like a porn.
You're saying, let's like actually talk about their family.
So I don't think any kid is too young
to start getting the message that look, nobody's perfect.
And they're more visual.
Your mom and dad aren't perfect.
No one's perfect, right?
And so if you can teach in a way
that's very picture driven, very image driven to say,
you know, the ways that we have black people
and white people and brown people in this country
is the way that we brought them here differently.
And you might have come here as an immigrant
and your family, other kids who are brown
and black may have come here enslaved.
And that was a bad, bad thing.
And that was not a good thing.
But here's the thing, we changed.
And you can talk about the redemption of the country,
but you can talk about it in a way that also tells the truth.
I hate that people don't want the truth.
You know, it's so funny that, well, not funny,
but what's so strange for me is growing up in Canada,
we is a different experience.
The notion of racism obviously isn't solely American.
It does exist in other places as well.
Yeah.
It's something that's been really perfected.
It's one of the few things we started and didn't steal.
No, it's been perfected in this country.
It's one of the, but I will say,
and as a Canadian, you come here
and I was 20 when I moved to this country
and I was kind of shocked by it all.
I couldn't, and I grew up with American TV and stuff,
but it wasn't until I actually lived here
that I was like, holy crap, this is-
More blatant here.
It's way more blatant.
My husband is British.
And he, well, he's always says, you know,
my mother used to say it too
because she lived in England for a long time.
And she said, look, there's lots of racism in England.
It's just more subtle
because it's such a class-based system
that you more get hit on class
than on race on a daily basis.
You don't feel it battering you.
And she came here in 1960
and it didn't batter her until she got here
and wanted to come here.
Cause they all, you know, people outside,
my parents are both immigrants
and they really believe the ideas
that they read about, about America.
And they come here thinking,
I'm gonna get a great education.
My kids will have an opportunity.
I mean, hell, my mother's first generation of her kids,
one is a actress, one of them is a broadcaster
and one of them is a TV.
You know, as a prime time TV show.
Like it does happen,
but she experienced racism big time in New York
and was shocked by it.
Yeah, in New York.
Where did your parents immigrate from?
My mother came from Guyana
and my father was from the Congo,
the Democratic Republic of Congo.
Oh, wow, cool.
Wow.
Yeah.
And he was a major Republican.
They used to fight.
They didn't, you know, the marriage clearly didn't last.
He was a conservative Republican leaning guy
and she was like a liberal pro-Carter, you know, Democrat.
And so they were just very opposite.
So Joy, speaking of showbiz,
congratulations on your one year.
Is it coming up on one year anniversary of your show?
One year, we're coming up on the 12th of July.
Oh, that's great.
Congrats.
It's incredible.
We just had ours.
We can celebrate every year at the same time.
Congratulations.
One year.
Yeah, so obviously when you guys launched,
there was different, let's say,
let's say programming opportunities for you guys.
This whole sort of dumpster fire.
Are you guys fine?
I don't mean to ask this in a cynical way,
but are you guys finding your conversations
about programming the episodes,
and I'm sure across all news networks and shows,
that the attempt to still try to hold
the audience's interest, does that go into your thoughts
about what leads and what doesn't?
Yeah, you know, when we took the show,
I was in the midst of, look, again,
I'm an opinion journalist.
I'm not on nightly news.
So I'm allowed to have an opinion.
And my dedication, my only mission was to see to it
that I did everything in my power
to prevent him from getting reelected
because I genuinely believe had he been reelected,
he would never leave.
And he is an autocrat.
Michael Cohen has said that very clearly.
Everyone I know who knows him has said it very clearly.
He is an autocrat.
He wants to be president for life.
He's dangerous.
And so my whole dedication was that.
Huh, absolutely.
Well, let me just, let me change the subject slightly here.
Now, Joy, I don't spend a lot of time on style websites,
as it might become as a surprise to most people,
but I hope that you're getting the kind of feedback
and rewards and accolades that you deserve for,
I mean, what's going on with your outfits is incredible.
But what's going on, the hairstyle,
every episode you're changing, it's just like,
where does all this come from?
Tell me about your team and where do you get your ideas?
And I mean, you know.
Yes, give credit to the team.
Yeah.
Let's see what the team means.
Yes, give credit to the team.
So let me give credit to the team.
So first of all, for an entire year,
I had to do my own hair and makeup.
And I am a legit tomboy.
The only other thing I was doing when I was a kid,
when I wasn't doing crossword puzzles
and watching the news was sports.
I was a very tomboyish kid.
So I never really learned how to do hair and makeup,
which is not a thing I really was ever good at.
So over the last year,
when we couldn't have hair and makeup anymore,
I have a fabulous glam squad in New York.
I couldn't use them.
I couldn't use it.
We were all locked down in,
where we live now in the DMV area.
So I got a guy named Fred,
he's Fred for Face on Instagram.
And he gave me a tutorial.
So I was doing my own makeup,
but when they allowed us to bring hair and makeup back,
and also whenever I was in New York,
and I would use my hair and makeup folks on the side,
they're just brilliant people.
So I'm just gonna shout out all of them
who are Giselle, who braids my hair.
I always get my hair braided in the summer.
Giselle the supermodel, incredible.
I can't believe it.
Giselle Modeste, who is an incredible braider.
She did the braids.
And then I have CeCe in New York,
Michelle in New York,
and then here in DC, who does my hair,
are Janice, Carmen is the hairstylist,
and the third person is Jennifer.
So those are my, that is my glam squad.
What's the pre-call on that?
I mean, you gotta be on camera.
I just didn't worry about call times.
This is incredible.
Yeah, I just, yeah.
This is incredible.
It's so light.
I think you need 45 minutes.
This is the most real that you're getting.
This is, we're now at the heart of Bateman.
We're at the heart of it.
Now we're at the heart of it.
This is important.
Oh, we're in the engine room.
What is the pre-call?
What are you in the chair?
Actually, what I have to do is I ride,
I get in my car, here in DC, I get in my car at 5.15.
I have my laptop and I'm working on scripts,
working on stuff so I can be in the makeup chair
by six o'clock so that I can be done by 6.45.
So that's what I do is I make it 45 minutes.
And by the way, Carmen, who does my hair,
we never know what she's gonna do.
Neither does she.
And she's the makeup and hair team.
They just decide in the moment what they feel like
based on what I have on.
That's so cool.
So they're artists.
They're true artists.
Outfit drives the hairstyle.
Outfit drives.
Is that right?
The outfit drives the hairstyle.
Yeah, and they're vibe.
They just catch a vibe.
I love it.
I love it.
All right, back to the show.
Well, let me ask you this.
So you're in the car at 5.15.
So do you, so what time are you up?
Do you have a regime in the morning?
Do you work out or are you just straight into the car?
We're talking 5.15 in the afternoon.
Oh, it's 5.15 in the afternoon.
Yeah, 5.15 in the afternoon.
Because now, you know, we work from home now.
Well, because it used to be, you know,
you come into the office, we don't do that anymore.
We're still basically from home.
I just go into the studio right right before the show.
But basically I have deep insomnia, very bad insomnia.
So if I get, you know, four or five hours of sleep,
I pop up at like six, seven o'clock, walk my dog,
make sure that we have a puppy.
So she has to pee immediately in the morning
so she doesn't pee in the house.
And then I pretty much start reading in,
figuring out what's going on.
I have three show meetings a day, all by phone,
oh, three and a half,
because I have one meeting with my executive producer
and senior producer.
And then we just sort of sort of chop through
what we're gonna do on the show.
I try to read in, they get scripts ready.
I sometimes write like a rant of my own
that they have to edit and work on.
What in the world do you do when you aren't doing this?
I mean,
Honestly, I kind of collapse.
Like I work out twice a week.
I have a trainer now,
because I'm trying to, you know, get in shape
because it's summer.
So I work out with her twice a week.
Are we cross training?
Are we, is it aerobic?
Is that we pushing weights?
I can't do cross training.
Yeah, I, you know, I'm not, I can't cross training.
It's basically an intensive 30 minute workout twice a week,
which is both weights, weights, body weight,
and aerobic and aerobic stuff.
So it's like very intense 30 minutes that kills me.
Will is willing to teach you boxing.
Yeah, I'm on the boxing.
I love boxing, by the way.
I mean, I'm obsessed with boxing.
I was a huge Muhammad Ali fan growing up.
So I will totally get it.
I have, well, mine's less Muhammad Ali
and more like, you know,
Boom, boom, man, see me?
Beverly Hills house husband.
Oh, got it.
No, I'm just like, don't worry guys,
I got this bang and then I get knocked out immediately.
You know what I mean?
When you were younger, what was your sport?
What are you watching?
So when I started out being a huge baseball fanatic,
I used to have a baseball card collection.
I was that serious.
But I became like an ultimate football,
yeah, football and basketball.
So I was a Denver Broncos fanatic.
Like I would literally cry if they lost.
I was literally a fanatical football fan
and I was a Nick fan,
even though I was supposed to be a Nuggets fan.
So I was born in New York.
So I was a New York Knicks for life,
you know, they broke my heart every year.
And the Denver Broncos, but also baseball.
I was a Yankee fan, sorry.
Okay.
Wow.
So then Bill Bradley, did you ever get near,
I'm saying his name, right?
Right?
The Congressman that used to be a Nick?
Oh, I never met him.
No, yeah.
He, and I never, I never got a chance to meet him.
But I did, we used to go to training camps.
So my mom was a professor at University of Northern Colorado
and Greeley is where they would do training camp
for the Broncos.
So I did get to meet a bunch of the Broncos
cause we would go out to training camp,
which was pretty cool.
Got it.
Got it.
You still follow baseball?
You're still your Yankee fan?
No, I've fallen, here's what happened.
Then I had kids and I fell off of sports.
Like I don't have time because I'm so busy
between family and work and I have two podcasts
and I'm writing a third book and I am exhausted.
And so I don't even have time.
I watched a little of the NBA finals.
Yeah, I'm too tired.
Jason, you're the same, right?
You got kids, so you just gave up sports and stuff, right?
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's been all my free time.
If I'm not talking to you guys, I'm talking to my kids.
Just about how it's been.
And you don't follow any of the sports anymore, right?
You gave it all up just like I did?
Yeah, no, just I need to be with my kids.
But you gotta love LeBron James.
I follow LeBron, I love him.
He's like the Muhammad Ali of today.
He was just on the show.
We just had him on the show.
And he's just an angel.
Oh my God, I love that guy.
He's the coolest.
I mean, he's the guy, he's like doing it
the way you should do it.
He's showing everybody because he's playing
at the top of his game and then in his free time
and what he does and how,
not just that he's giving back,
but how he does it and how he's making a difference
is setting a whole new standard.
Incredible guy, incredible guy.
And I think he respects me a lot too.
That's not what somebody said.
I talked to him.
No, it seemed like he respected me a ton.
It seemed like he was.
Now, what are your show, when you do spend,
because you don't have a lot of downtime,
it's crazy all the stuff that you're doing.
What do you do?
Do you have shows that you,
what are the things that you like to watch?
What are the movies that you like to watch?
So I literally like, I'm a TV kid
because I'm a generation exer,
so I grew up watching, coming home, watching Star Trek.
And if I wasn't watching sports, I love TV.
So I watch a lot of Netflix.
Right now I'm watching a series called Frequency,
which is really, really good.
But I love anything with zombies, superheroes,
action, adventure.
Are you walking dead gal?
Walking dead, yes.
I didn't like Fear the Walking Dead at first,
but now I'm into it.
So yeah, walking dead, totally into it.
But I hate Negan though.
He's handsome, but I hate him.
You go see a baseball game with Jason.
And then when we get home,
you and I watch all of those things.
Yes.
Because everything you just said is everything I love.
You do love Star Trek, Shawn.
I love it, right?
I love all of it.
Shawn loves space stuff, and he loves sci-fi.
Shawn, we're gonna survive the zombie apocalypse
because see people like put us down for watching zombies,
but when the zombie apocalypse comes,
we're gonna know what to do.
What about World War Z?
Did you see World War Z?
Yeah, that was a good movie.
Oh my God, yes, of course.
One of the best movies ever.
Well, I saw that too.
28 days later, 28 days later.
28 days later is great too, yeah.
I love Brad Pitt.
Don't you?
Yeah, you've seen them all?
Well, what's your favorite Brad Pitt movie, Will?
Well, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,
but it's the current one because he looks great,
but he's so cool, and he's a good dude.
And everybody relax, Brad's fine.
You know the best Brad Pitt movie is Snatch.
Isn't that the name Snatch?
It's a British movie.
Yeah, that was great.
Yeah, that's the best Brad Pitt.
That's a good one.
I mean, it's a long list, Joy.
Let's be real.
A bunch of true romance.
Yeah, Me Joe Black.
People have put it down, but I love Me Joe Black.
Don't sleep on Me Joe Black for sure.
He lives with Anthony Williams.
I like California.
Jersey, California with Juliette Lewis.
California was a good one too, with Juliette Lewis, yeah.
Yeah, so good.
I love movies.
I love movies and TV, so yeah.
Anything, any kind of entertainment.
The only thing I don't really like are like romances,
which is probably really ungurly, but.
Yeah, a little rom-com or.
Kind of a bit boring.
Yeah, I know.
You don't like the romance stuff?
It's a little YA, right?
They get a bit boring.
Yeah, a little predictable.
You know they're gonna be together and.
You know what's gonna happen, right?
I'm like, is somebody gonna get murdered anytime soon?
Am I gonna see like a, you know?
Is there gonna be a fight?
Have you watched the Ozarks, the thing?
Don't bait her into that.
So I keep on being told to watch it.
Is it worth it?
Is it good?
Yeah, I know.
Don't know.
No, it's not.
Honestly, because you don't have a lot of time.
You don't have a ton of time.
And it's super blue.
And Sean had told me one time,
I said, Sean, I said, Sean, do you like it?
And he said, it's okay.
You know what I mean?
Like he said it like that.
It's okay.
Yeah.
That's a great, Sean Hayes.
That's a great.
Well, listen, we're gonna end on that.
It's a high note.
It's, we're gonna end on the high note.
It's more of a medium note.
But that's a good.
Joy, Joy, I get where you got your name from.
Listen, we have really enjoyed it.
And thank you for sharing your part of your Saturday with us.
Yeah, it's so nice.
You guys are awesome.
I'm a fan and it's been fun hanging out with y'all.
So thank you.
Likewise.
Thank you, Joy.
Thank you for taking the time on your Saturday.
Thank you for doing this.
I appreciate it.
See you on the TV Monday.
Cool.
Bye, Joy.
It's cocktail time.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
See you later.
Bye, thank you.
Bye.
Will, look at that.
Listener, Will just put his hands behind his head.
He wants to talk a little bit, I guess,
and show us the gun show.
He's completely flexing right now.
Look at that.
I'm not flexing, dude.
I'm just being in a, I'm in a natural position, man.
Wait, did you put a blow,
did you get put a blow dryer to your pits?
They're not as wet as they usually are.
I always get sweaty pit.
Look at that.
It's coming through my, my hoodie.
I don't sweat except when I do the podcast.
Every single...
But Jason, why are you wearing a hoodie?
It's inside.
Why are you wearing a t-shirt?
Just cause it's part, it's just my,
it's these are my PJs, bro, you know.
But wait, can I say something?
First of all, Joy Reed, what a joy.
And she is...
Very joyful.
Yeah.
I could hang out with her.
I could hang out with her
like a zombie shit for a long time.
Yeah.
Do you think you guys would be,
I think that you and she would be friends, Sean.
Absolutely.
I'm going to call her after this.
You're going to call her.
I'm going to call her.
Why not?
When I'm down in Florida next time,
I'll look for her.
She's not in Florida anymore.
No, she lives in DC.
Washington.
I thought she was in New York,
then moved to Florida.
You have to listen to the interview back.
Oh.
She lives in the, in DMV,
like DC, Maryland, Virginia area.
I have to point that out
where that is on the map for me.
I like that.
I like something she's like,
look, I'm an opinion journalist.
Like I like that she sort of owns it the way that instead of sort of, you know,
having that hung around her neck as a thing.
She's like, yeah, I'm right.
Yeah, it's my opinion,
which I think is really fucking rad.
She just lets it loose.
Yeah.
That was a great guest, Jason.
She's really cool.
I thank you.
I hope I wasn't too starstruck because I just,
I mean, I think that she and all her colleagues over there
are just doing such an incredible job of things.
Yeah.
I mean, I've just been, as you know,
the last few years now,
I've kind of stopped DVRing a lot of those shows
because I ended up not feeling great.
I think that those people are really good at what they do.
I want to say that they're all really smart and great.
But for me personally,
it was just starting to make me not feel great all the time.
Yeah.
It's a lot coming at you for the last, you know,
three, four, five, six years.
It is.
And Jason, we've had this argument before,
not even argument, like you've joked and be like,
oh, do you prefer to have your head in the sand?
And it's not, it's not that.
I do sort of keep it up.
I keep up with stuff,
but I keep it in my peripheral vision.
I keep it very blurry.
I mean, I take it pretty seriously and hard too,
but you, I remember, you remember the,
I think it was the only episode I ever directed
of Arrested Development.
It was the day, it was the day that,
was it Bush that got elected?
It was the second time, yeah, when he beat...
He got reelected.
When he got reelected, when he beat...
Kerry.
Kerry, right?
Yeah.
And you came to work that morning.
It was a big, big day we were shooting,
and I was directing, so I was very, very stressed out.
Jason, do you remember, do you remember the scene?
Yeah.
It was me in the banana suit.
Yeah, picked up on a crane and dropped in the marina.
Not just that.
We, you and I got into a little tiff,
because you were mad,
because I was so in such a bitter mood.
Yeah, he shows up all bummed out.
You didn't even have citizenship yet.
I know, at that point...
And he's showing up all bummed out
about the American election.
I'm like, guy, we got a full day of work.
I was your understudy, I was the second banana.
Oh, fuck.
That's high quality.
Fuck, is that good?
That's why Sean gets the big bucks.
That is unbelievable.
Say that one more time.
Sure.
I was your understudy,
so I was known as the second banana.
You guys get that?
Fuck, let's just talk show quick, right?
It is so good.
Yeah, it's really, really good.
Thanks, you guys.
Anyway, getting back to Joy,
what I think was so amazing about her
is her ability to,
she seems to give genuine time
and consideration to both sides, right?
Republican, which would really technically make her,
bye.
Bye, partisan.
Partisan, bye.
Bye.
Partisan.
Smart.
Smart.
Smart.
Smart.
Smart.