Smosh Mouth - #100 - Celebrating Our 100th Episode!

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

Get your toucans out, it's been 100 episodes of Smosh Mouth! 0:00 Intro 4:55 Going down memory lane 19:48 Shayne's straight guy tangent 23:45 Revisiting memory lane 28:08 True crime and jury duty 37:25 Notable moments 51:09 Shayne's top 5 animals 1:00:41 Get in here Selina! PODCAST: https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthSpotify https://smo.sh/SmoshMouthiHeart https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthApple  SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Rayne Darling (formerly Kortney Luby) Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Prop Fabricator: Carly Hough Prop Assistant: Bridgette Baron Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Operations Manager: Selina Garcia Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshAlike: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

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please contact Connects Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor for your charge. Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And we have a very special episode today. It is our 100th episode. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you to our small team in here. Thank you. This is insane to me. Shane, we have done a hundred episodes. I can't believe it, dude. You and me have sat here a hundred times together. Wow. Creating connections, making a friendship. We also sit here so many times throughout the week because we're doing Board AF like

often just right after this. I can't believe it, man. It's insane. Dude, I can't believe we're at like 100 episodes and the pod is going great. The pod is going great. Like we're doing really well. I will be completely honest.

Not out of like not believing in us or anything, but by the nature of like YouTube and podcasts, when we started it, I was like, okay, like, like after a couple of years, we might be, it might be getting less views, it might not be doing as well. We may have run out of ideas, I don't know, but man, this is like the best case scenario.

And remember when we were starting, everyone was like, okay, like, what are your keywords? Like, what's your vibe? And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What's the aesthetic? What's the goal? What's the structure? And we were going back and forth. We were like, okay, Sunny and Cher, like, what's your vibe and blah blah blah blah blah? What's the aesthetic? What's the goal? What's the structure? And we were going back and forth. We were like, okay, Sunny and Cher, like, what's our vibe?

And the thing is, what we learned is the vibe is just like you and me, we get really giddy and excited about going down like random topics. And then the vibe is like bringing on Smosh friends and other outside guests and just like having fun and talking about whatever we want. Gamifying it sometimes. I think it's tough. You can't like force the aesthetic of a thing. You kind of have to trust and you have to find it. You kind of have to find it with your audience too

because what's exciting to them and then you kind of listen to that. You're gonna follow along with that. But it's been awesome, man. I mean, the show, like it's one small part of listen to that, kind of follow along with that. But it's been awesome, man. I mean, the show, like, it's one small part of what we do, but it's always been just like the easiest and most fun. I look forward to it so much. I mean, we're doing it a lot.

We're recording it a lot. I look forward to it so much. And then we, you know, we're gifted with Selena, which helped us so much. Cause it was like, hey Shane, hey, what's up? What do we want to talk about? Selena has been crushing it now for so long. Not only with like producing the episodes,

but you're looking over the edits and the editing has been so good. The ad placement has been genius. Genius. Well, I feel like we got to be one of the only podcasts out there that is placing our ads in a comedic way. Always. We're doing it so well.

We're doing it so well and pulling shorts, like she's been pulling a lot of the shorts. Bangers. And they've been so good. Yeah. You never know what's gonna be like the moment from an episode, cause we're just talking. You can't plan it.

We're just yapping. You don't know what's funny. What's what's like gonna be funny to other people. It's usually the moments that I have no idea happen in history. Which is wild. Pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, hey, that's been that has been a gift. Yeah, big moments. Harambe. Cortado. Cortado. Cereal. Cereal, Mexican salsa yes. Mexican salsa yes, oh. I've been very vulnerable on this show. What is, yeah, it's like what is the quote of this show? It was probably Mexican salsa yes,

followed by get your two cans out. Yeah. Spencer killed with that one. That's another thing is I feel like we have, not only have we had like wild moments, but the guests, the guests that we have brought on have said the wildest things on this show. Yeah, they really do.

This show brings out the best and the worst of people. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we just had Chance call all of his exes. Spencer comes in and drinks all the drinks when he says we're not allowed to drink drinks on here, which is crazy. And it's just, and then Trevor comes in

and tries to school me and I get pretty mad at him. I know. He never apologizes. Courtney comes in and reads just like the most insane will and testament you've ever read in your life. Oh my God. Yeah, not only have we had all those,

we've also had Try Not to Laughs, where it's such a different vibe with people because it's not pit Try Not to Laugh, it's our own version of it, and like, Courtney always brings in these banger, like, prepared things, Chance called his exes, Angela just fucks around and then says crazy shit and writes scripts.

I think Tommy just always brings so much funny that it feels like a try not to laugh every time. But I also think we've kind of nailed it where this podcast really is no different than when we're all hanging out in between shoots. This is how we talk to each other. I really don't feel stressed. I mean sometimes we have outside guests

and there's like specific things I wanna talk about like Hank Green, Bob the Drag Queen, Aurora Matrix, like. There's a lot of pressure with that. I'm not great at that. Cause I'm very, I have a lot of social anxiety when I first meet people. Cause I'm very much concerned with like

saying the right things to them, I guess, or not trying to offend them, not trying to make them uncomfortable, trying to have a good conversation. And so I'm thinking too much. And so I know with like, Bob the Drag Queen and Hank Green, I was really in my head,

because it was my first time meeting them. We were sitting here at this table, they walk in, sit down, and it's like, hey, how's it going? Let's film an episode. It's, I have so much respect for people who really just, right off the bat, are just in. I don't know what it is,

but it's people who I haven't met at all, and I research them and I know a little bit about. I don't know, my body just immediately calms down. I'm like, oh, we get to start from scratch. You do great. You do great with people. I don't know what it is. I think growing up, my mom was always the one who was like, oh, we get to start from scratch. You do great. You do great with people. I don't know what it is. I think growing up, my mom was always

one who was like, go talk to that stranger. Go ask if we can park there. Go talk to that scary man over there. Go talk to that scary man. Ask him if we can park there and for how long. And I would always be sent off on these, all my sisters, we sent off on these missions to go ask that person if we can do this. Or just, hey, go out that person if we can do this or like just hey

Go out see if we can stay here for a little bit longer And so I had to build up the confidence. My mom would never my mom would be like that guy's a murderer over there Don't talk to anyone ever. It's not all weird guys It's like go talk to that woman and I'm like, I know she doesn't want to be disturbed. What do you want kid? It's like go talk to that woman and I'm like I know she doesn't want to be disturbed. What do you want kid? Yeah, and I think it like pushed me to get past that like sure But I will say sometimes as I get older there are days where I'm like I don't want to talk to a stranger At all I think that's a perfectly normal. Yeah, I don't want to talk to that I think everybody goes everybody goes through times where they don't want to talk to anyone. Yeah, but on the pod

I don't know why like I'm just like with Bob the drag queen. I was like don't want to talk to anyone. Yeah, but on the pod, I don't know why. Like, I'm just like, with Bob the Drag Queen, I was like, all right, let's get to it. Yeah. I don't know. And I'm very, it's also, it's scary too when you have people like, I think Bob and Hank are both great examples of people who are so comfortable immediately. Yes. And I'm not, and I'm like, now I don't feel cool because I'm feeling social anxiety.

I feel inauthentic. I don't think I am, but I feel that way. And I'm like, oh no, do they think I'm a fucking loser? Probably. I mean, hey listen, when Bob played his song and we're all here like. You wanna talk about the most, that's probably the most anxiety I ever felt on this show of like, he's playing this incredible song, but I'm like, I am so awkward in general.

And then he's playing music and I am, I don't know what to do with myself. And I'm like, I'm sitting down. So I'm just kind of like, this is really good. Listen, anytime someone plays, and here's the thing, I was like, this is so good. But regardless, anytime someone plays you a song, it's always going to be a little awkward. It's honestly more awkward if it's a good song. Exactly, because you want to jam out. I wish this was really bad, but it's actually so good.

It's so good, and you want to jam out, but you know. And I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. What if I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah. I have a list of all of our external guests because we've had everyone from Smosh here. Yes. Everybody.

Everybody. Everybody's been here multiple times. I mean everybody. We've solved your problems. Yes, all our crew has been here, too So good the one who shall not be named has been here Matt Duran Matt Duran Yeah, that boy talk about a moment Moments moments several moments several moments. Yeah haunting moments, but we've had let's see outside of Smosh

We've had Bob the drag queen. Queen, which was epic as hell. That was wild. And we got to read his book, which was so, so cool. We've had Mythical Chef Josh, obviously, who you guys like, riffed. I was like, have I known you my whole life? But Josh can just go. It's so funny, because he can just go,

but I genuinely felt so back and forth, like a volley conversation. You know how sometimes people can just go and you can't get a word in? It was like a volley and I was like, dude, have we known each other forever? He's a really good listener, but he listens so fast. Yeah.

Like you will say something really quickly and he'll have picked up everything. He knows. And keep going and add so much to it. I often can't keep up in conversations with him. I love it. It's very cool. Ted, Ted Niffison was here, Cortado.

Ted, still, still, he's like, why haven't you messaged me back? I'll still go back and be like, fuck, he messaged me like three weeks ago. And then I'll message him and then he won't message me and I'll be like, hey, I'm just bad at the Instagram messenger. Really quick, I have something really interesting I wanna,

so Ted Niffison, he showed me, and he showed Courtney on URL, these weird caving videos, right? They're these like comedy caving videos where it's like, and the scar drove down into this mountain and he was trapped there, and then like silly stuff kinda happens, but it's like a bad like edited like depiction chart

of a guy going caving and like showing how this tragedy occurred. So he showed Courtney on URL some of these videos, and he showed me some of these videos. I have a theory that it's him making these. It's my little theory. This is so, I think you should leave vibes. I think Ted is making these videos.

By the time this episode is aired, I'm gonna have already texted him and said, I think this is you. And he's like, oh, there's only one view on it and one comment. It's truly kind of like that. And it's like, Niveted? He sent me one of them at 3.45 in the morning.

He just texted me one of these videos and I was like, were you up making this video and then sending it to all your friends? Did you say this? No, I haven't, as of recording this, no, but after we filmed this like today, I planned on texting and being like, dude, I think these are you.

I think these are you. Can I play one? Can I, cause I want you to hear this cadence of the voice. How many views are on these videos? Let's see. Do you think Ted, I feel like Ted would make these videos and then show them around and be like, look how crazy this video is, right?

I think so. So it's this. As he crawled through the Triassic Travern, he came to a stop. It sounds like him. By the Tyrannosaurus skull. It's incredible. He said, unfortunately, his admiration attracted a boulder to corrupt the skull.

It's kind of the same cadence as his voice a little bit. I think it's him, man. I think he's making these TikToks and these YouTube videos. I, I, and he, he's done stuff like this before where he's like, oh, he made a whole YouTube essay about how he, how he made a viral TikTok sound. Like he's done these types of things before. It's, it's within the realm of possibility.

Oh, I can't wait for you to call him out. So this is my conspiracy theory that those are him. Did Court think so when he was on URL showing it? No, I brought it up and now, when I brought it up Court was like, oh my God, that might be him. And is he really giddy about it? Is he like, this is the best video ever?

He loves it, he loves him. Oh no, Ted. He loves him. Hey Ted, if this is you, this is gonna be. I think it's him. You know what though? I don't think he's gonna be embarrassed at all when you call him out.

I think he's gonna go, wow, you're the special one. You got me, man. You're the one. You got me. You're part of my crew now. You're welcome to the cave. Yeah. Mac does it.

We finally have Mac does it. So we did our live show earlier this year. Yes. Which was so. We did it last year. It was in December. You're right, December. But still. Okay. I mean, this year. Yes. Which was so cool. We did it last year. It was in December. You're right, December. But still. Okay. I mean this year's been crazy. And we had Mac on our live show before we ever had Mac on the podcast. Which is. Genuinely. Insane. Very funny. Mac is an

amazing guest. He brought it. He brought it. And for me it was like I didn't know any of like most of the drama. We talked about a lot of drama if you haven't seen it. Drama from long past. So we're recording an episode with someone who knows. Drama. Drama very well. That episode has already aired. But we haven't talked to her as of yet. But at some point in the past,

we aired our episode with Spill Sesh. And we'll probably talk about some of these things again Some maybe not. I think we're gonna be talking about what's like actually going on currently which I which I know I know I know like a solid about I definitely won't know as much as not everything not the whole internet No, of course not. Yeah Mac is Mac is basically a Smosh cast member. Yeah. But just like honorary Smosh. Exactly. He's the Steve Martin to Smosh.

Like, you know how Steve Martin was never a cast member on SNL? Oh, yeah, but you always thought that he was. You're like, oh my God, yeah, he was on SNL, and you're like, no he wasn't. Because he hosted so many times, he had so many iconic things, but he was never technically a cast member.

I kind of feel like that's the sweet spot. Oh yeah. Right? That's what you want to be. Like you're not there 24 seven, but you get to like come on all the time sweet spot. Oh yeah. Right? That's what you wanna be. Like you're not there 24 seven but you get to like come on all the time. Yep. Love him.

Aurora Matrix. Oh my God. Aurora Matrix, me and Tommy. So cool. Met her at DragCon. We went together and Aurora was like, holy shit, Sarah Christ. And I was like.

Yeah. And she looked incredible. incredible yeah and she's so fucking sweet from Toronto it's been well to realize how many drag queens listen to Smosh mm-hmm like watch something related to Smosh I know a lot of them are big fans of Tommy yeah and Utica Utica was a big fan is it isn't there oh Suzy Tuts think, has mentioned Smosh. Best name ever. But yeah, there's been a few that have mentioned Smosh

or have walked up to you or Tommy and said that they're aware of it. It was so cool. It's so cool, because like, Drag Queens are just so cool. They're hilarious. That's the thing, is we played this or that. They're so funny. Yeah.

They're perfect guests to interview too. But I was honestly kind of intimidated because Aurora Matrix just comes in stunning. Stunning. Such a cool outfit, everything. And then it's like, oh, but you're stoked to sit here and talk to us. Oh yeah, she's just cool.

She's super down to earth. She's a fan. She watches Smosh Mouth. She was like, to bed. I fall asleep. And I was like, hey. Hey. You know what? Cause you guys are so boring. Our voices she was like, to bed. I fall asleep, and I was like, hey. Hey. You know what? Cause you guys are so boring.

Our voices will lull you to sleep. My favorite backstage lore though is that Aurora Matrix stayed after we recorded this. Yep. Cause we were filming Challenge Pit. Yeah. And she's like, oh, I want to stay and watch. And that's the episode where I drew the perfect circle.

Yeah. And she was just there. In the full outfit from this episode, Aurora Matrix was just there watching as I drew a perfect circle. Nailed it. And all of her straps, she's just sitting there like taking photos on set,

and you just did the perfect circle, and she's like, I love what you guys do. And I was like, what? I was like, what is our job? Angel from heaven. George Primavera. Oh my God. Yeah.

We love George. George has such a special place in our hearts. George is so cool, man. And we did like, and he said to me, you know, that it was more nerve wracking to come on our pod than host Dredd. Which is shocking. But I kind of get it, cause it's like,

that's what he does, right? That's like his comfort zone. And then to come on and talk about himself, like he's constantly making up these worlds that are not about him. And playing the best characters. Here's the best part about George, is he just gets it, right?

Like he can slip into a character that you're immediately, like, I know who that person is and I'm already laughing. Like you're already feel safe and cozy. It's also so impressive how well he builds stories off of everyone because he's done Dread with essentially like the entire cast at this point. Almost. And all of us are so different with how we deliver jokes, with how we deliver story, and he's able to play off every single one of us. I wouldn't know how to do that with three different people doing three completely different

things. Like when it was Ian, Damien, Arasha and I, I'm like, we all are so funny, but we all do things so differently. So different. Like Ian delivering stuff in his Ian way, and then you have Damien, then you have Arasha and I, it's all so many different elements, and he's just picking up on all of them and continuing and putting it all together. And he's like, what's great is that he has like multiple like routes, like different plans, but he's so present. And that's why I think he's able to like pick up on people's comedy, right?

Because he's not focused so intensely on what he has planned. He's listening to your comedy and see how you respond. And therefore he's so quick. He's able to go, Oh, I know Arasha Steyler. Oh, I know Ian's style. He's just, he's brilliant. He's so good. And he gave us dice.

He did give us dice and we got them right there. I don't know if you can see them, but we have them. I took mine home, so. Are those both mine? Yeah. You give me two sets. Mine's purple. Oh, well, I kept mine here. Oh, fuck, I didn't take them home, they're right there.

Oh, you took them home, huh? But they're hidden by this. Oh, you took them home, huh? But they're hidden by oh you took them home right you can barely see them joined by Amanda a liar Huge liar. Oh my god, baby. No money. Oh my god, baby. No money Maybe no money did his run here where he was on everything so something happened recently you want some internet Drop it some internet drama is baby. No money publicly like kind of reached out to Markiplier. Uh-huh. And you know who Markiplier is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now Markiplier is also known as being famously very offline. He's kind of a chronically offline king. Markiplier, thank you very much. Yeah, he does not keep up with the internet. He's doing his thing. I love it. Making his content.'s doing his thing. I love it. He's making his content, he's playing games. Love it.

So Baby No Money kind of reached out to him and Markiplier responded in a way that I think Markiplier assumed that Baby No Money was like a crypto influencer, which is actually, you know, you look at his name, Baby No Money, you see the dollar sign, you kind of go, you're a crypto influencer. So he kinda responded in that way like,

I don't wanna work with you, I don't wanna work with you. Now, I might be kind of wrong. This is the, me hearing from someone, Baby No Money obviously responds in very funny and it's just been like, oh man, when Markiplier thinks you're a crypto guy, it was kind of hilarious. Does Markiplier now know?

I don't know. No, cause he's not online. That's where I checked out. I go, I go, yeah, I don't know. You're like, wow, the drama. I don't know the wrap up of it, but. This reminds me, can I, well, I'm gonna tangent really quick.

I've been seeing the thing about straight dudes with gossip. Have you been, so I've been seeing this trend. People talk about it where it's like, a woman will be like, I was talking to my husband and he let me know, he's like, yeah, my buddy Mark and his wife are getting divorced. And she's like, oh my God, why? And he's like, I don't know.

I mean. That, it could be more legit. Yeah, it's kind of like, I don't know. It happens all the time. I don't know what's going on. And then it's kind of like, I don't know. It happens all the time. I don't know what's going on. And then they're kind of giddy about it, and you're like, oh, you're going to give me something juicy. And then it's like, you didn't ask the question why?

And they're like, why? That's their business. And it's like, but you just told me their business. You just gossiped, and then you didn't ask the question why. And it's like, yeah, we just stopped texting after that. That's the other thing, straight guys, I feel like they're like, how's it going? Good, done, you never speak to them for months.

We take people at their word. What the hell? You're good, man. Somebody called Garde the other day, he's like, hey man, you're having a baby. He's like, hey man, I'm having a baby. And I'm like, you guys haven't spoken? This guy was invited to our wedding.

Like, I'm kinda like, what's the deal? I'm like, oh, did you ever respond to your friend Bubba? He's like, duh. I'm like, that was months ago. Are you insane? We're back. You guys are awful people. But you guys just, you're happy.

You're just happy with one word answer. Whoa, I don't know if we're happy. Fine. No, we definitely, definitely, we're definitely bottling a lot up. That's good. Good. That's it. End of story.

Later on you find out guys will be like, I just feel so lonely. I don't know. It's like, why? It's like, I don't know. Oh, cause you didn't ask the question why to your friends. And your male therapist is like, that sucks. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, it sucks. You didn't ask the question why to your friends. And your male therapist is like, that sucks. Yeah, that sucks.

Yeah, it sucks. Oh, your session's done. Anyways. You can head out. You watched the game last night. Oh yeah, so good. And then we go in on that. And then you go in on that

because you're talking about other people that's not you guys. You guys are like that guy and the fuck-in. He shouldn't be fouling people like that. And why shouldn't he be? I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know I don't know man I don't know man

Anyways, new uniforms, good for them It's so funny, but I will end, I'm not that interested in like, when I hear about internet lore stuff like that So I'll be like, okay, Markiplier did that, baby no money, that's funny You like gossip Shane, don't even start with me.

You like gossip. You do! What? Or at least you pretend to when I tell you some gossip. I'll be interested. I think I take it as a sign of respect sometimes when people are sharing something. And I'm like, oh cool.

Oh whoa, I share a lot with you. And I take it as a huge sign of respect. That's very sweet. Yeah. All right, well I'm holding my gossip. And I take it as a huge sign of respect. That's very sweet. Yeah. All right, well I'm holding my gossip. You're not gonna get it anymore. No, I'm just kidding, you'll get it. And you'll be like, I don't care.

You know what, if you did tell me like, I don't, hey, respectfully, I don't care, I would be like, I appreciate you. Because, but you do care, you love it. I care. Yeah. Yeah. But I think when I have gossip, I don't, I like, I'll share it, but then I'm not like digging.

You don't. I'm not digging. I'm not digging for more. I'm not trying to figure things out. I'm just like, whoa, that's the information that's out there. Wild. That's so crazy. Don't you have any, oh my God, I can't,

I can't just leave it at that. I have to go down a rabbit hole. I have to watch a hundred TikToks to be like, what is the answer? I also think there's too much. There's too much nowadays. The ad's moving too fast. Every day there's new drama and then it moves on.

There's so much. And you kind of always are left with like the fine, like just a little bit of. And then you're like, I spent so much time in this family that I have no idea who they are. Yeah. And the next date, new family. Of course.

Next hour. So many families out there. I know. Good Lord. Gotta stop. All right. Stop. I'm just going down our list of guests.

We only have a few more that we have. I love it. Sid and Olivia were here. Classics. Dude. Classics. Insane. And we both got to be on their pod.

Yeah. Yeah. How was your experience? Oh, it was great. I played a rafter from Maine. My name on their pod. Yeah. Yeah. How was your experience? Oh, it was great. I played a rafter from Maine. My name was Pointer. Okay.

And I had my pregnant belly out, but it wasn't my pregnant belly. It was Pointer's belly. Nice. You know what I'm saying? And I had this really intense mustache that I've never worn before and it stopped here. Okay.

So it went over my lips. Oh, gross. And it was kind of tough and rough. That's awful. But I had a great time with them. Can you believe some dudes do that? It's sick. How do they eat food? No, literally, how do they fucking eat food?

I had it and I was like, this is the worst experience of my life. I couldn't enjoy a sandwich. It's constant hair. I would hate it. My dad has had a mustache since before I was born. I've never seen him without it. And it literally goes, I don't know what his top lip

looks like, ever. And it touches his bottom lip. And I'm like, ice cream, cereal, sandwich, a smoothie. Has it always been that way? Yes, constantly. He's never just trimmed off the like. No, never, because when there's food there, he goes like this

What? What and he takes the top of it your dad's a whale His nickname is the walrus so yeah We call him the walrus. Oh, no, literally whole life Wow and his brother shaved off his mustache and we're like, oh my god, rich Hey looking cute. Oh, does he look do you look better? He looks great and we're like dad and we're like, oh my god, Rich, hey, looking cute. Oh, does he look, do he look better? He looks great, and we're like, dad, and he was like, nah, nah, I'm not doing that. But he has to trim his mustache somewhat,

so he trims it just at the bottom lip. Cause it would keep going. Tiny little scissors. Oh, yeah, tee tee tee. And it's this thick out. He's choosing. So my sister's like, Walrus is coming. Have you checked in with the Walrus?

I'm like, we gotta stop calling him that. He knows. He knows. He doesn't care. It's fine. But yeah, Sid and Olivia, we love them. Sarah Whittle was here. Oh my god, Sarah Whittle was here.

Yeah. For some reason, her and I are like kindred spirits. It's like. You guys are very similar. We some reason, her and I are like kindred spirits. It's like, we would just meet, and then we were just like this. I love Sarah Whittle. She's so great. I mean, I kind of permanently feel like she works here, even though she hasn't worked here in years.

But she's around, she's hanging out. So much of the heart of these channels is from her. Yeah. I mean, Smosh Pit, so much she like got started. And she loves what we do. Like she's always messaging. She's always commenting. She keeps up. Yeah.

She enjoys what we do. We had Garrett on, Garrett Pauling. Oh my God, oh my God. Of Eat It or Eat It fame. And that was at the end of Eat It or Eat It. Yes. We finished Eat It or Eat It. Oh my God, he was like one of our first guests.

Yeah, such a great guy. He's the best. Such a genuine dude. We love him and he's so funny. He's so funny. He's so funny in like such a special way. Like he's got that, it's not Nathan Fielder, it's just like that subtle comedy.

Like that quiet, subtle, I love it. Hank Green. Hank Green. Hank Green gave me that $2 bill because we did a little social video after he recorded the episode where he asked us questions and I got just enough right.

Yeah you did, I did not do well. He signed it. He signed it. Very cool. Hank Green was awesome. Such an awesome guy. The way he thinks, I remember the biggest, like he said something that he's able to work

with stuff all over his desk. And I was like, how, man? He operates completely opposite of me. I was like, oh, I suffer from perfectionism. He's like, I don't. Yeah. I just make stuff. If I want to do something, I do it.

I'm like, that's cool, man. That's awesome. And he lives, like, in the mountains. Yeah. Yeah. Up there doing science. Up there doing science. Doing weird experiments.

It's that kid's science channel, too. Yeah. I literally sent that science channel too. Yeah. I literally sent that whole channel to my sister and her kids and she was like, this is sick. Such a fascinated person. Like he's just really interested in everything. Yeah, he's great. And then finally we had Call Me Chris.

Oh my God, Call Me Chris. So funny. I hadn't like done a lot of stuff with Call Me Chris. And then we did a Reddit stories too, together, her and I. And she loves a lot of the things I do, spooky stuff. She's, so she now really is in like the true crimes. I know. And it's interesting, I, so I started listening to,

I'm trying to listen to like a bunch of other podcasts right now, just to like get a vibe. Just to get a vibe, I want to learn from others who do it really well. That's insane, I only listen to ours. I like to record voice notes and just listen to them back. I just watch all of our episodes after we did it, after I was there.

There's people out there who are probably like that. Yeah, of course. I decided to listen to a True Crime podcast a little bit because they're like the number one rotten mango. Oh yeah, you told me about this. And Stephanie Sue started off doing mukbang content. She's like eating tons of ramen and stuff and then somehow eventually was like,

murderers, let's listen to it. Same thing. Let's talk about murderers. It's the same thing. Yeah, Coney and Chris started off doing characters and it's just like, you know what, let's talk about murderers. Because they always come back, let me tell you. The murderers will always seep into your homes, people.

And you'll always want to turn on the TV because it's fascinating. I don't know how people do it, though, because I've I listened to a few episodes of Rotten Mango and after a few episodes, I was like, whoo, I am messed up. I can't I can't listen to this all the time. Like, I'm so depressed. Totally. People make this their whole life. Like that's their career is like deep diving into things

and talking about it. I'm like, I, I, I. Career stuff is that making it your career is really hard. Like I, you know, Angela and I are obsessed and we usually follow the same crimes together. It's just, to me, it's just like a hobby and the thing that I'm super, super interested in, mainly like the court stuff.

But if I were to have it as a career, it'd be really hard because there are some crimes that they're so horrific that if you're making it your career, you have to research everything. When you and Angela talk about it, I feel like you guys are fascinated by the court process. We are. Not necessarily, you're not into like, here's how they got murdered. No. You don't ever talk about it, I feel like you guys are fascinated by the court process. Not necessarily, you're not into like,

here's how they got murdered. Like, you know, you never ever talk about that. You're like, here's what the lawyers are saying. And here's how's this, it's, sadly, I think sadly it plays out kind of like a game. It is a game. And it's, it's awful. It's a social experiment.

But it is also, it is fascinating in a similar way where Stephanie Sue in Rotten Mango was quoting and saying that people have quoted that court is the test of who hired the better lawyer. It is. And like that's awful. It is. That sucks. And who chose the right jurors specifically for, it's all to us, we love people and it's such a social experiment on people and it's how the lawyers come off, how they look, how they're asking the right questions. I never got a chance to talk about it on this podcast. I meant to talk about this weeks ago

of how I was in jury selection. Oh my God. And I got very close to getting on a jury and I did not want to be on a jury at all. You're the perfect juror. No, I'm not. I think you are. No, I'm not.

I think you are. I think you are. What makes you say that? Guys, get him on a, I'm just kidding. Because I look at you and I'm like, okay, this guy doesn't feel like he'll just roll over and say yes to anything, but he also feels like he's open to different ideas,

he seems sweet and kind and trustworthy, over and say yes to anything, but he also feels like he's open to different ideas, he seems sweet and kind and trustworthy and he's gonna show up every day. So I was right there before I was about to go up to get questioned and the lawyers, so lawyers have a certain amount of strikes that they have where they can dismiss jurors without giving a reason. They can just be like, I don't want you here. And the judge doesn't have to ask why. You get to just dismiss people.

And they get three strikes? They got like six or seven each. Okay. But by the time, so there was one person ahead of me on the sub-in jurors, right? Alternates. You already have five strikes. And so they had no more. So if I got up there, I was about to get called up, if I got up there, I would have to prove why I'm too biased to be on the jury. And the court case would have gone for a month. I would have missed, I would not been in a video for like, you wouldn't have seen, like we would have not done Reddit stories. I was like, I can't, I can't be on this jury. So I was like, I gotta think,

I was just sitting there like cooking. I'm like, what are all the reasons why I'm too biased to be on this case? And I think I was, but also- What is the main reason? So the specifics to the case, I was like, okay, there's history in my past that I think makes me biased on this.

I think I could talk about the case now, but out of fear. I don't know if you can. Out of fear and respect, I'm gonna just not. Don't, they'll come for you. But it was a civil suit, so it wasn't like a criminal. It was kinda, it just had to do with like money and like investments and things like that. Okay, okay.

So I, but I was like, if I get up there, I'm like, you have to state your name, your occupation, your- Shane Topp, YouTuber. Marriage status and what your spouse does too. Married YouTuber. Married YouTuber, but I'm like, okay, if I get up there and then the lawyers ask you more questions, right?

So I'm like, these lawyers are gonna ask specifics of what I do on YouTube and be like, oh, we have a show where we hear about dilemmas and we determine if we think they're in the right or the wrong. Like, there's no fucking way. And if I ever, hope to God, no, but if I ever end up in a trial

and my lawyer allows a YouTuber on the jury, I hate them. Do not allow a YouTuber on the jury, I hate them. Do not allow a YouTuber on a jury. Unless it's some type of strategic thing that they're doing. They want a YouTuber's brain in it. Like, that's the coolest thing about court. I can't think of many situations where a YouTuber's brain is

really required or necessary. The analytics of this case. We need a YouTuber here. Let me tell you. So you would not want to be on a jury ever. No, I didn't. OK, I would be interested. But I, fortunately, am someone who I love my job.

I love being here. I love what we do. Yes, same. To miss a month of it would suck. And it would also, it would be stressful because we would probably have to move shoots around. It would just be, it would suck. And I knew that it would suck for just,

it would be annoying for everybody, right? Like there's the moment, there's a part where the judge asks if this would cause extreme hardship for people. And I didn't raise my hand because I'm like, I'm looking around the room and people were saying they're extreme hardships. I'm like, I'm looking around the room and people were saying their extreme hardships. I'm like, this would mess up people's lives.

Like there are some people who are really struggling. A whole production would go down? I'm like, it just felt stupid. I'm like, we would be fine, but I was like, it would be annoying as hell. So I didn't want to. Now having said that, there was a time, cause I got called in, I got the letter for jury duty

like over 10 years ago. And this was when I was unemployed. And I was really interested back then. Now you'd miss auditions and things like that. So it still would have sucked. But there are some court cases where I'd be very fascinated. But I think, I also think I'm too interested. And from what I've heard, they don't want someone who's too interested. They want someone who's just hearing it and is going to judge fairly. I don't think I would be a good juror. I think I have a lot of preconceived notions. I think I'm

very biased on a lot of things. I read a lot, I know a lot about a lot of stuff, like useless information, but. I don't know, I feel like you would be a really good juror. I feel like you would be able to like, kind of be like this or that, or kind of be like, hmm, I'm starting to see both sides. I will say, I will say the time commitment is probably the hardest part,

and you get paid like $15 a day. And it's nothing, yeah. It's nothing, but like, I think that agreed. Like if I was, you know, didn't have much going on, I would love to be on a jury, would love it, just cause I would be so- You would love it. I would be so fascinated.

Would you want to be on a criminal case or a civil? Criminal. Yeah. Criminal. You joking? You'd be up there, you'd be in the jury, they'd look over and you got your Sarah Christ face on, you're just like. And I'd be like, why isn't she smiling?

Oh, cause her lawyer told her not to smile. That's the issue with these people is like, the lawyers don't look at the defendants. In the middle of the court proceedings, they just hear from the jury, yeah, you fucking did it. Yeah, he look over. Why aren't you smiling? Is it because your lawyer told you not to? Advice girl, yeah, you didn't dress properly for this court room suit is out of control. Yeah, it suits too big for you makes you look guilty suits too big for you, makes you look guilty. Oh my god, I wanna play a juror.

A juror character, just a woman who's so interested. A juror who's way too excited. And then she falls asleep at the end of the days, always. She's passed out. Anyways, call me Chris. That's it for all our external guests. That's so wild. Pretty cool.

100 episodes. Yeah, who's the best guest? I'm just kidding. Oh my God, are you psychotic? No, they're all great. They're all great in their own way. They're all great. Okay, next up, Selena wrote out a list

of like our notable moments. Ooh, okay. What do you think, like? I think I said a few of them at the top. Yeah, she did not write down, get your two cans out, which is what people are commenting almost every episode nowadays. What?

This didn't happen on the podcast, but I'd say another big moment is Angela thinking that you say welcome to Smosh Mouth. Yes. In the duo, you know your duos. If you haven't seen duo, you know your duos, it was very funny. I was laughing so hard that whole episode,

and Angela was so confident. She was like, oh, Amanda says welcome to Smosh Mouth. And I was like gonna hold back. I wasn't gonna call her out so hard because I know Angela very well. You don't wanna get her right away. Because that's when she bites and reacts. Arasha was like, I think that Shane normally says that.

And she was like, no, no, no. And then we went and then they did such a good edit of you saying, well, I never say welcome to Smosh Mouth ever. That means Angela's never watched a single episode of this show. She hasn't. She literally hasn't. She doesn't care about this show.

She only watches clips where she's in it and she goes, meh, meh, meh. Ah! Ah! I'm stupid there. Ah! Hehehehehe.

She has it, cause I've never said it in my life. And that's cause you, you know, you say it, and then you hand it to me, and it feels right. It's like a nice back and forth. I introduce the show, you introduce the guest,

then we just go. Then we just go. That's like the only structure we have to this show. That is. It's the only common thing of every episode. And it's in the first five seconds, so we know Angela's never watched five seconds of this show. No, not at all.

Wow. She's never even started an episode. She's never started, seconds of this show. No, not at all. Wow. She's never even started an episode. She's never started? She truly never just started one. We shouldn't have her on ever again. And we're making that decision together. She's going to hate this. We're making that decision together

that Angela's never coming on the pod. Because she's never watched it. Okay, Selena wrote down, release the fetus. Oh my God. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, eventually it'll happen. I love that we both have had cool announcements on this show, pretty cool.

Very cool, we had your marriage, we had an April Fools episode that was so funny with a countdown. Pretty cool. Very cool. We had your marriage. Yeah. We had an April Fools episode that was so funny with a countdown. Yeah. And hey, you're wearing the shirt. That's... Wait, I did wear the shirt.

I wore the shirt in honor. That's just when you realize, Angela says, hey, welcome to Smosh Mouth and that when she's impersonating me. Yeah. Welcome to Smosh Mouth. My name is Shane. And I'm Amanda.

And today we have a very special guest. What is going on? No, it's, there's something not right. What is going on? Let me tell you, man, there's something not right there. She had all the facts. Yeah, of course. She lived them.

I think she just, she kinda like freaks out. She freaks out. She freaks out. And I remember the end of Duo, You Know Your Duo, where I have like rapid speed things. She's sitting there and she's like, get this right, get this right, or elsewhere. And I was like, this is gonna make me get it wrong. It was really crazy.

It's so funny too, with our announcements, because with both of our announcements, we all knew about them so long before, right? So like whenever we announce something on this show, it's like, yeah, we've talked about this every day for months now. So it's kind of, but it's still fun in the moment. I love, I love announcing it.

Cause I was thinking about you talking about Smosh Mouth Live and I was pregnant there and I, nobody knew except for Anne. I did not know. No, you did not. When we did Smosh Mouth Live, I was pregnant there. Yeah. And I, nobody knew except for Ange. I did not know. No you did not. When we did Smosh Mouth Live I did not know. And I was, I remember, I'm gonna be very vulnerable, I was so scared. I was so scared because I was so sick.

And I was like, what if I throw up on stage? What if I have to run off stage? What if Angela says something? And I was like, and then finally we got into the show and I was having such a great time and I completely forgot about it. But I was so proud of myself. At the end of that show, I was like, wow, I didn't throw up. I didn't feel sick. And then I remember me and, because we had a big dinner after, H and I were in the car talking about, okay, how do we let the bartender know that I'm drinking,

but we can't let everyone know that I'm not drinking? And we had a whole plan and nobody gave a fuck. Nobody cared. But hey, if you ever want to try that, you just tell the bartender to bring you gin and tonics with a different, like a lemon wedge or something. And that means it's an egg. Oh, wow.

That was H's plan. That's really cool. You just tell if you ever want to keep it a secret or whatever you just tell the bartender huh like oh every time I order a gin and tonic bring it with this but put like a lemon or something. Interesting so that it marks that it's pretty wild. That's really cool. Yeah yeah. I mean I can't think of many situations where you you want other people to think you're drinking alcohol But you're not but that's that's a good one if you're keeping your but that's a good one if you're keeping your pregnancy See yeah, cuz like I don't want there's a lot of there's a lot of ladies who don't want to tell

For obvious reasons totally so it's like I remember thinking that that was such a big deal But at the end of the day like no one's watching you that close, until they are, until they're close friends with you. And that is how Chance figured it out. Chance figured it out, yeah. So funny. Yep, he figured it out, and I didn't even say anything to him. He was like, you're not drinking?

And I was like. You said he started crying right there. He started crying, yeah, I have a video of him. I have a video of him that is in my private staff, so I don't know, I will watch. I love that he clocked it immediately. You're not drinking? He went, you're not drinking?

And I went, no I am. I'm gonna order something. Like an idiot. And then he was like, tears, tears. And I was like, and he just, that's the thing. Chance and I also have this special connection where he just like fucking knows. And my friends knew too.

My friend who I drink a wine with, she poured me a glass of wine and I didn't touch it for like a second and she was like, why aren't you taking a sip? You can't resist wine. And I was like, damn it. Yeah. I'm an alcoholic.

It's very funny and that's I think why we got Release the Fetus is because by the time, like he'd gotten that actual reaction out months before Yeah, so by the time the podcast happens. He's just like he's like I don't care. Everyone had known for months. Yeah, so cool. Selina wrote down the phone call Duran's missing father I would say chance Chance added layers to the phone calls of Smosh the fake phone Chance coming in we're like hey, we're gonna do TNTL.

None of us really had anything planned, and Chance came in with just banger after banger, calling his ex. I genuinely thought they were real. I did not recognize Angela. Didn't we decide, didn't we figure out that one of them was real? No, I think they were all fake. He said it was Angela, it was Brett Miller.

Oh, I knew that. And then it was Izzy, his friend. It was Izzy. Yeah. She was Cheesecake Factory. Yeah. But then he called like two other people, so were they fake?

One other. One other person? I think he had someone planned. Or maybe it was real. That was very, very funny. Oh, Selena wrote Shane's boo boo. Are you talking about my mess up? Okay, oh, we can finally talk about this.

Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it, because it's not that big of a deal. I was like, where'd you get a boo boo on you? No, no. Did someone kiss it away? So we had an episode that we filmed that we never released. And we were like, I messed up.

So people were like, what is going on with Shane late or whatever. It's actually very like kind were like, what is going on with Shane late or whatever. It's actually very like kind of simple. What is going on with Shane? So we filmed an episode where we read a no sleep story that was epic. It was one of my favorite stories on the internet. With Damien, right?

With Damien, it was so cool. And after we filmed it, cause like I pulled it, I looked through everything. I missed something, which is very important, and we take this stuff seriously, I saw that on the author's profile, they said, hey, if you're going to read any of my stories, you need to ask my permission first. And so I was like, shoot, I didn't do that.

And so I reached out, our social team reached out and they never got back to us. And I don't think it's out of like a disrespect. I think maybe they just have not seen our message. They probably get a lot of messages. So we never got that confirmation from them. So I was like, we decided not to air it because we don't want to read something

of someone's without permission. But that was what the boo boo was. So I was like, hey, I messed up. I didn't do a full enough research. Everyone was so mad at you for so long about it. Like the whole office, you couldn't come into work for a few days. People didn't want to see your face.

I was really distraught. I was like, this is messed up. I can't believe I blew it. People were like, I don't want to see your face. I was really distraught. I was like, this is messed up. I can't believe I blew it. People are like, I don't want to see your face. It sucks because it's a great episode. It's such a, it's one story. We read one story. Maybe they'll see.

Maybe they'll see it. I mean, look, I am such a fan of their work and there's so many great No Sleep stories. If you're gonna, to anyone reading this or watching this, don't assume you know what story, because there's a million of those sleep stories. But it's one of my favorites and it was great. I have a lot of respect for this author.

And so because of that, I don't wanna ever air something that they have not approved. So that's the story there, but we recorded that like over a year ago now. No. Right, or close to no October no not not so is last last August so it's

Kind of man time flies when you're having fun with your friend, but um We'll try look if we get it hey if ever they get back to us. They say yes, we air it back to us They say no, it's like great. We know we don't know yeah, but they get back to say yes We'll air that episode because it's but Anyways, there's that finally those are the main main moments. No, I was saying just there's that Fan got struck by lightning and wrote us in on their heart monitor We ended up on good. Good morning America. Oh, yeah one of our listeners who who lives in Florida,

got struck by lightning and then. Whoa. Yeah. Have you seen the movie Powder? Powder? And that's all I'm gonna say. Listen. Are you talking about glitter? Oh, don't Mariah Carey me right now.

Glitter is fun. Powder is different. Powder is different. Powder is the actor from Boondock Saints, and he had, and he constantly got struck by lightning. Don't worry about it. It's something I watched as a kid, and it's a movie I'll never forget. And every time people bring up lightning,

I think of Powder. And if you know it, you know it. And if you don't, don't worry about it. You never have to watch it. Okay, so someone got struck by lightning and he and he wrote us in on his heart monitor And we ended up on Good Morning America technically so so wild very cool very cool epic moment Me too, of course getting struck by lightning. I'm very curious what that's got to feel like I mean, he probably just like was knocked out, knocked completely unconscious.

And so he just woke up. Okay, so his hair didn't turn white or anything. That's a myth. Did you think people's hair turned white when they got struck by lightning? Yeah. I thought their hair got like, boom!

But no, no, I don't think so. Whoa. Well, I'm glad that he's all right because that is such a wild story. And then finally, our last moment we have here is Harambe. I think, I gotta say, Amanda, that was truly a gift. I think that kickstarted this show to another level. I think we knew what this show was after that.

Uh huh. That was so, we got, we went Reddit viral. Do you know how hard that is? I didn't actually. It's hard to go Reddit viral. And people are like, of course you would go viral. You're fricking not even online. And I was like, well, I was just being honest.

And the thing is, there's so many people who reached out to me, even friends of mine, who were like, how did you not know? And they were like, your reaction, it was because your reaction was like everyone's reaction back then, like the anger, the panic, the fear, the sadness, the revenge. Everyone got to relive it, it was nostalgic.

Yeah, well I lived it in that moment and it was so intense and I thought about it for weeks. Then everyone's like, you're going viral. And I was like, yeah, but Harambe is still not here. But at what cost? But at what cost? That was such a wild moment. That definitely, definitely was a landmark in our podcast

because it was like, oh, I see what's going on here. You have a lot of knowledge online. I have some. You do. I don't think I'm as online as a lot of knowledge online. I have some. You do. I don't think I'm as online as a lot of people, but I think I know about Harambe as everybody else does. I think I have common knowledge. Yeah, a lot of people said tits out for Harambe

and I was like, excuse? Well, it was dicks out for Harambe and then it was tits out for Harambe. And just people were just, it was just a trend. But he wasn't there to experience it or enjoy it. Well, people Photoshopped him in heaven. There he is, in heaven. He's on an island.

Yeah. That's my heaven, he's on vacation. I was, this makes me think, I was talking to Courtney this weekend about my favorite animals. You talked to Courtney this weekend? I talked to Courtney this weekend, guys, you won't believe it.

I got a chance to talk to Courtney. Oh my God, she responded to your text? Yes. Finally. Finally, it's been months. Good for you. But I was thinking about my favorite animals, and I think I was like, I think I have a top five right now.

Are you gonna say gorilla because you want 100 men to fight a gorilla? No, I don't want 100 men to fight a gorilla. I think you do. I don't want that. Okay. It's a thought experiment that I thought was funny. I think gorillas are in my top five. I think they're so silly, which is so funny

because chimpanzees probably my least favorite animal. I know this. Chimpanzees are terrifying. Gorillas are hilarious. Gorillas are so funny because they're gigantic, but they're silly. They're so muscular. They're silly though. You see them, what they do, they're silly. They're so silly. They're so cute. Absolute giant goop holes. But chimpanzees you do-

Evil. Because they ripped off that woman's face back in the day? Horrible things. I look I also respect all animals. I think that like we shouldn't mess with them Don't have them as pets. No, no, let them live their lives like You know protect their habitats. Yeah, like Jane Goodall. You're doing a great thing. Jane. I'm glad you're doing it cuz cause I'm not gonna do it.

And she was on Call Her Daddy. I cannot believe that. I guess we need to get her on this pod. Let's get Jane Goodall on. What are we gonna discuss? I actually think I know who my dream guest right now is, and it's Robert Irwin. Dude, how?

Okay, first of all, he just announced that he's gonna be on Dancing with the Stars shirtless. He was shirtless. I think he had a snake around his, he had announced that he's gonna be on Dancing with the Stars shirtless. He was shirtless. I think he had a snake around his... He had a snake around his neck, like a little Britney Spears. Got a snake in my boat. And he was shirtless and then announced he's on Dancing with the Stars. I didn't realize that Dancing with the Stars was like the big like...

I didn't realize it was still huge. It's like apparently still huge. It's still a thing. I would love to have him on. He would be great. He would be great. Yeah. He'd have him on. He would be great. He would be great. Yeah, he'd be so cool. He would be awesome.

And if he brought some animals, like some little animals. What are your other favorite animals? Okay, so, gorilla. Uh-huh. Love them. Yeah. Elk, classic.

Oh my God, hey. Love elk. Look at that. They're just, they're mystical looking. Gorgeous. And then I would say praying mantis. Oh, yeah. Love them. They're so unique. So, they're scary but cool. I found one the other day on my front

doorknob. A little baby one. Did you... What did you do with it? I got a little stick. I took him and brought him to some plants. You moved his location? Okay. Yeah. I mean, I was like, you're not going to find any other bugs on a doorknob. Let's take you some- He was looking for his mate. Well, he's not gonna find it there. Cause I'm taken.

You sure? Sorry buddy, I'm taken. I said sorry buddy. I have a wife. I have a wife. Who I love. God. Good lord. Stop praying on me cause you're not gonna get anything.

Oh, get him girl! Get him girl. Uh, another one. because you're not gonna get anything. Oh, get em girl! Get em girl! Another one, I'm gonna go with blue whale. Blue whales are so beautiful. Largest animal to ever exist. Yep, they're so beautiful. How fucking cool, man.

They're gorgeous. 100 feet long. That's wild! They're massive. They're up to, I think, around there. They're huge. I'd love to see one, but... I don't think that's ever gonna happen. I don't think you'll ever be able to get close. They're rare, and I don't think you can track them that easily.

But some divers do see them. Yeah. But that's a dangerous, personally, when I dive and there's a body of, like you do a coral reef, and there's a body of water that's dark out there. I always think, what if, what if you saw one? I think you would fucking freak out.

Oh, I would shit. First of all, if you did. That wetsuit is gonna hold on to that shit the whole dive. I just want you to know that. First thing you're taught, do not pee in your wetsuit is gonna hold on to that shit the whole dive. I just want you to know that. First thing you're taught, do not pee in your wetsuit because it stays and it stinks. If you shit, honey. I'm pretty sure surfers would say pee in the wetsuit.

Of course, they probably would, but it fucking stinks. When you take it off, you're like, I'm the one who peed because it smells like garbage. If you shit, you'd have to like release it from the bottom of your leg and then all the fish would come. And then sharks think I'm bleeding to death and they're coming for me. Blood!

Like, no man, it's just shit. No dude, don't worry about it. It's just shit, it's his first time, he saw the blue whale. Sorry guys. He saw the blue whale. Sorry guys. It saw the blue whale. Sorry guys. It's okay, Steve. Um, blue whale, and then last I think,

this spot's gonna switch around a lot. I think right now I'm a big fan of crows and ravens. Probably ravens over here. Ravens. Ravens, so I always forget, ravens are the gigantic ones. I, yeah, I didn't, I don't think I knew that. When you see a raven, they're like this big. They're huge. I think I prefer crows. Ravens are a lot. Little tiny guys. A lot. Ravens are the gigantic ones. I, yeah, I didn't think I knew that. When you see a raven, they're like this big. They're huge. I think I prefer crows.

Ravens are a lot. Little tiny guys. A lot. Ravens are a whole lot. Yeah, I'm trying to write poetry. And you're in here bothering me, reminding me of my ex. Get off my butt to the palace. Get out of here, raven.

Yeah. Raven. How many bars do you think are called like the raven's nest? Or the ravens. Oh my god. The raven. Anyone trying to be old-school. They're bringing the rain. Come on in We have dark drinks with smoke at the Raven founded in 1995 the Ravens yeah, it's like no Let's you're found in the 1800s. You're not allowed to be called the Raven and I stand I agree with you on that Stop calling your bars the Raven. Yeah, get out of here.

Has to be an old establishment. Get out of here. Wow, those are good animals. Selena compiled a list of all the photos of all the animals who have watched Smosh Mouth. So now that I've said my favorite animals, let's see if any of them ended up on this list. We have to say why this happened is because

you were like, oh, it would be so cool to see it'd be cool and I want our podcast to have the widest variety of animal I thought you said whitest. We have the widest audience to ever exist. Shane no no no no no no we have the widest variety of animals that watch our podcast. And it is so cool, and we have some pictures here. Okay, so first up, we have a cow. Look, that cow is genuinely watching Smosh Mow. And that computer could have been smashed. Yes. In like two seconds.

By accident, the cow could have stepped on it, but the cow is being respectful and watching from a good foot away. It's probably my parts. Ah, that cow is loving it. We have a hog, looks like a wild hog. Oh my God. Watching Smosh Mouth, also very into it.

He's like, that guy's ugly. Just kidding, he would never say that. He was talking about a guest. Never say that. Mini equine watching, hold on. Pardon? This is a video. Okay, so they're showing it to...

Oh, little donkeys? Are those donkeys? They look like donkeys. It looks like a donkey and then also a mini horse. And they're watching. They're so cute. They're sniffing. Yeah.

Got those. Oh my God. Okay. Baby chicks watching Sm! Yeah, we got those. Oh my god. Baby chicks watching Smosh Mouth. So cute, they have their little red light on. Yeah. Oh. We're baby shark for them. Oh my god, baby. Nope.

Don't do that. I'm so sorry. A chinchilla watching the Ted episode. Oh my god, he was like Cortado? What an idiot. He thought it was so funny. That's not halo. That's Pikachu right there Okay, someone said well Shane wanted animals watching Smoshmouth here are my dogs doing just that where oh Oh But oh

My god, it's almost like you're licking the foot. Okay, don't do that. You like that? I got a rat watching it. Whoa, whoa. I don't like rats. Okay. Unless they're in the Nutcracker

and they're going after Clara, cause they're the rat king. Sorry. We have a snake, Big old snake watching it. Out in the open? Good thing that rat is not there. Oh my God. Honey would've gotten eaten up.

Yeah. Wait, so that snake's just on the carpet? Oh my God, a cheetah. And look, the cheetah's pointing. Oh my God, the cheetah paused it because they wanna go next to the next video. And it's Damien. The cheetah's like, wait, that's Damien.

That's Damien. The cheetah's like, I, that's Damien. That's Damien! The cheetah's like, I love anime! He Twitch streams. He Twitch streams for hours. I love him. The cheetah's like, my favorite voice actor from Delicious in Dungeon. Uh-oh, showed a primate smosh mouth.

See, I got worried about people finding animals because I didn't want them to get hurt. These people are smart This is so okay Someone said showed a primate and it's clearly they showed their sibling or just themselves because humans count as a prime. That's hilarious That's funny. Look at these people. We've got comedians people go And then someone said some type of monkey watching Smoshmouth and it's a baby. Oh Oh, look at the little baby though.

That's so cute. Funny, pretty funny. A lot of babies watch Smosh Mouth and they go right to sleep. Our show is perfect for knocking you out. We've had so many big moments on the show, so many shorts that went viral. And before we continue, we have our final moments here.

We gotta bring out our producer. Yeah. Selena, get in here. Woo! Selena. Okay, speaking of animals, I got something for you guys. What? Oh!

Oh my God, a cheetah. It's Chia Pet! It's a Chia Pet, and what is it? It's a cat. It's a kitten! It's a cat. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. So remember, Chia Pet.

Chia seeds. Chia seeds. You can take care of this, you can add it to your plant collection. I love how old school this packaging still is. Yeah, where'd you get this box, Selena? They're still a company. They're definitely, where'd you get this box, Selena? They're still a company.

They're definitely still a company, but this box looks like it's from. I think we just ordered it, like that's how it came. Wow, whoa. Yeah. Okay. Shane, you gotta take care of that little kitten. I guess I gotta take care of this.

Yeah, don't eat it. Don't eat it? Don't eat it. Don't eat the chia seeds. Oh right, unless I soak them. Right. That's so cute. Pretty cool. Thank you, Selena.

You can't wait for the picture after you, we watch it growl. No problem. Okay. Also, I have to shout out the art team, Abby from the art team, and also just the art team for also, this happened this year or in the hundred episodes. So sick.

They killed it. Killed it. Our set is beautiful. Look at our sign. Is that the one from the live show? No. That was huge. Look at our sign! Is that the one from the live show? No! That was huge! Not fit in here. Yeah, the one from the live show is very big.

It would be in front and blocking you guys. Yeah. We'll do that sometime. Yeah, we'll do it. I had a last minute request because I just had thoughts, and I wanted to share this with you guys. Look at this! Whoa.

Wait, what is this? So it's a calendar. What? What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this? So it's a calendar. What? What? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ready? It's simple. Who made it?

Abby from the art team. Oh my God! I asked her... Just whipped it up in the past five minutes. Yeah, just whipped it up. Art department is unreal. Oh! Okay.

My birthday month. Harambe. My birthday month. And look, they put the Chronically Offline sticker on my birthday. There it is. It's my birthday. Oh, God, Jesus. There it is.line sticker on my birthday. That's my birthday. Oh, God, Jesus. And it's all February. Remember, because you didn't know which month had 28 days.

Oh, wow. So every month is February. So it's a roast calendar. Yeah. Heard. Pretty good. Oh, it's still February. Oh my God.

There I am in iCarly. That's right, I lied and said that I was almost Freddie Benson in iCarly. You look so interesting in that photo. And we fooled everyone. Well, I look pretty good. Purple's not my color, but you know. It is not.

I will admit, it is not your color. It is not my color. And it's February. And it's February again. Cortana. Look at her. There's a drawing of Cortana with a cortado. Oh my God, from Halo.

Bight of 83. Oh my God! We did convince you that FNAF was real, and that led us to so many videos. Because of that, we had to play so much Five Nights at Freddy's. I genuinely forgot that you guys convinced me that FNAF was real. That's the start of it.

That is the start of it. You guys are fucking assholes. We are monsters. I really believed it. I was like, I can't wait to go home and deep dive this. We are monsters. Dead serious. Oh, look when you held Duran in your arms.

Wait, this is so cute. This is great. This is so cute. Oh my God. Yeah, there you are. There you are. There's the mustache. That's your dad's mustache, right? That's me. I look like my grandfather, there you are. There you are. That's me. There's the mustache, that's your dad's mustache, right?

That's me. I look like my grandfather, my pup pup, and I remember when I put that on, Chance was like, I kind of can't handle this right now, and I was like, well, it's happening. It's Angela going ew, ew, ew. For our audio listeners right now, you know, You're gonna have to just tune in.

You get the vibe. I think I look pretty hot. Get your two cans out and in. Tatooine. Yeah, Tatooine, when you guys didn't respond to me and I felt like I was drowning in the middle of the ocean asking you guys, what are you guys talking about? I was like the little sister

when the two friends were hanging out. You don't know Harambe, you don't know Tatooine. I do, this is where Joel Edgerton is in this, isn't he? The actor? No way that, yes, yes. You think of Tatooine and you bring up Joel Edgerton is in this, isn't he? The actor? Not Joel Edgerton. Yes, yes. You think of Tatooine and you bring up Joel Edgerton. Yeah, because I was like, oh my god.

He's in like one scene. I know, and he's in this scene. He's in one scene, yes, he has no lines. It's Joel Edgerton. Alan, everyone you could have said Tatooine, you said Joel Edgerton. Yeah, I was like, there he is. Not Luke Skywalker.

Oh my god, look at him. Not Obi-Wan Kenobi, you go Joel Edgerton. Oh my god, look, he's in, oh my God, he has no lines. Well, fuck. Good for him, good acting moment. That's what I was thinking about. That's insane. That's how I picture it.

Okay. And there it is. Our crushes. Our crushes right there. Could you imagine if they, who is it? Aunt John Sugar and the Wicked Witch of the West? Yeah, I just say Have your bar down and no country for old men. Yeah with his gorgeous hair. Look at it. No hair

Wicked Witch of the West. Oh my god Okay To look more like a nook Like editing Yeah, chest nutsurchnuts. Oh yeah, Churchnuts. I had this up on my screen and Alex you know was like, why are you looking at fan edits of Shane? Did we ever get copyright struck from you singing that?

I don't know. No. Okay. Probably not. I kind of can't handle this picture of you. Whoa, okay. I mean, you look beautiful. I look gorgeous can't handle this picture of you. Whoa, okay. I mean you look beautiful. I look gorgeous. That's real by the way. That's what I looked like that day.

I mean I can look like that if I really like when I actually put some work into my morning routine. Oh my god, you should shave and just go fully like boy mode. Not even fully shaved there like this. You're right. That's a tiny bit of stubble. Yeah. Look at your cute little bracelet. Yeah, thank you. Oh my god, so cute. There I am, afraid to be sick. And I had such a good time. Wild. Isn't that wild? Bam.

Oh, it's you guys. And you know what, Chance does actually really look like me, although that wig is F. Chance did so, yep. And he kept going, yeah, I work there. Yeah, I work there. Duncan Dennett, yeah. And look at you, that's you.

That's me. That's your hair. That's me. Exact replica. Wow, that was really lovely. Is there more than one copy? Not at the moment. It's a one of a kind, and you can't have it.

Well, can we hang it around the office? Yeah, I was thinking we could hang it up here, but I would love that. It's always February. I can't handle that. It's gonna be funny when it's actually February. I also was like, which year? I'm like, I don't know, pick one.

Yeah, who cares? This might be my favorite one. That's pretty awful. That's pretty bad. This might be my favorite one because it's like, guy who owns a pool. I don't know why because it's like, guy who owns a pool. I don't know why, but it feels like guy who owns a pool. And he's like, drinks are in the cooler.

How are you guys? God, he's awful. For those listening, Amanda's referring to the Photoshopped photo of Shane on Freddie Benson. Yep. Yeah, and your face is just a little too big and purple is not your color. This is incredible.

Abby slayed it. Oh my God. Hell yeah. Holy crap. But yeah. Selena, can you believe that we're here? No, I was thinking about it the other day and I think I didn't join you guys in the beginning.

I think I joined sometime around, I wanna say when Anthony was on the episode, that's the first one I remember. I might have been on previously before that, but like that was the first one that I actually like remember like, okay, oh we're actually doing this podcast. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. What does that mean? Right.

Same. But it was super fun. And I remember you guys were just like, literally the morning of would be like, what are we talking about today? I'm like, they haven't talked about what they're gonna talk about. We texted. We texted a little bit.

We texted a little bit. Figured it out. We're like, yeah, we'll figure it out. Sometimes those are the best episodes. I know. Try not to laugh with Spencer. None of us were prepared for anything. No.

We just rolled up. I was just reacting. Yeah. And it was just like the best. Do you have a favorite moment by any chance? Or a moment that comes to mind that maybe you laugh the most or that you think about more than most? Oh, God.

I mean, I have short-term memory. I can only think of the Jeopardy episode, because I'm like, that was super fun. That was such a good episode. That was such a good episode. Really into it. So much fun. That's because you want to go on Jeopardy.

Yeah, which I appreciated, because I was like, OK. That'll be a core memory. Yeah. Fingers. Yeah. Whoa. Whoa because I was like, okay. That'll be a core memory. Yeah. Fingers, whoa. Whoa. Whoa, hey, it's okay. It's a lot of work, it's hard work what we do. I know, it took us a hundred episodes.

Avoiding doing that. Yeah, but no, it's been super fun. Thanks for a good hundred episodes. Thank you so much. Yay. Can you believe it? I can't believe it, man. Here's to a hundred more.

Yeah, really quick. Bring out the champagne. What are some predictions for the next hundred? Predictions for the next hundred. Okay, we'll get Robert Irwin on. Oh my God. I said Vanessa Lachey and Jennifer Coolidge. Let's get Vanessa Lachey on.

Let's get her on. I think I'll shit in my wetsuit. Yeah. I don't think I can handle it. Let's get Vanessa Lashay on the podcast. And also, let's get an animal on here. Just a full on animal? Yep.

Okay. No, no, no, I want like old school, like talk show where we have the random handler who's like a little awkward. Robert Irwin. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Exactly.

So we'll, you know, two persons on stone. Come on. Okay, we'll get Robert Irwin with something, not a snake. We're gonna have a snake on. He can have multiple animals. Do you not like, I don't think I realize, are you really scared of snakes? Not really scared.

Okay, then we'll get a snake on. Okay, fine, sure, no worries, no big deal. All good with me, buddy. Let's do it. Are you really sure? Okay. Also predict a Smosh baby too. No big deal. All good with me, buddy. Let's do it. Are you really sure? Okay. Also predict a Smosh baby too. Whoa.

Maybe. So many babies. Not mine, not mine. We gotta, so every year we've had an announcement. Smosh baby too. What's the announcement next year? Yeah. Oh yeah, that's so true.

No, that's a lot of pressure. That's a lot of pressure. Okay, and to be fair, we've had good announcements. Yeah. It's been Smosh's, Ian and Anthony are back together, marriage, baby. First cast member with a baby. Yeah, dude. Wild.

Pretty cool. Pretty cool. So what's coming our next one? What could be next? Okay, okay, here's in line with like what's left. I think, I think next up is one of the cast members is going to book like a big movie or something. And you predicted that, but we can't have everything. Wait, you're right. A big movie.

Or a TV show or something like, I think it's high time someone on the cast books it big. I think that's a really good prediction. That would be a really cool one, or I don't know. One of us goes to space. Oh, I said Smosh Mouth goes outside. Anywhere outside. We do need to record an episode somewhere. Yeah, we do.

Just not here. Somewhere else. Smosh Mouth goes outside, and then someone goes to space. We'll start small, baby steps. Reddit set first. But someone goes to space? Yeah, who's the next Katy Perry? And I don't think they need to be a cast member.

I think that they can also be crew. Oh, totally. Oh, for space? Can you imagine Duran in space? Duran in space just like floating around, just like. Do you have predictions? No, but if we ever get Markiplier on, then I'll shit my pants.

Okay. All right, we're all gonna shit our pants at some point. So watch out for that. I think Ian could make. Okay. All right, we're all gonna shit our pants at some point. So watch out for that. I think Ian could make that happen. Damn. If he cared. You're right. Ian like knows everybody and he just doesn't.

He's like, he's the straight guy thing where he's just like, it's like, oh, so you know him? It's like, yeah, it's like, do you know what he thought about reaching out? It's like, no. No. He's in my phone though. He's in my phone.

I was texting him just now. God. He was saying that he's trying to find a place to be a guest somewhere. It's like, oh, did you think about us? It's like, no. And he was texting him just now. God. He was saying that he's trying to find a place to be a guest somewhere. It's like, oh, did you think about us? And he loves Smosh Mouth. Yeah, I don't know. Anyways, it's Friday.

I'm going to a cool restaurant. Wow. Well, we're over time. Thank you guys so much for joining us. For our 100th episode, thank you guys, the fans, you guys, we couldn't have done it without you guys because you have let us know the path that we should go and you've made us really excited to do this

and I love doing it. Yeah, me too. We've got the best fan base. Hell yeah. And good luck with that Chia Pet. Thank you, Selena. Thanks guys. Thank you, Selena.

Thank you guys for watching and listening. We'll see you next week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Smosh mouth, hear it loud, hear it loud. Smosh mouth, hear it loud, hear it loud. Yo, I am Mrs. The Guy.

I'm doing my thing with it all in mouth. Yeah, I'm talking about my podcast. I'm Shane, this is Amanda. It's Small Mouth.