Smosh Mouth - #102 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast w/ Trevor Evarts
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Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth, I'm Shane.
Oh, hey, I'm Amanda, smoky.
We're here with our favorite guest, Trevor.
Yeah, welcome to Smosh Mouth, the sexy episode.
Whoa. Oh my God,
that was pretty sexy.
Thank you.
Occasionally, Trevor, you dip into sexy Trevor.
Yeah, occasionally. Occasionally, for sure.
When you sing.
When you sing.
When you talk a little low. Thank you. When you sing. When you sing.
When you talk a little low.
Thank you.
When you sing country.
When we do karaoke, it's like sexy Trevor.
It's like, watch out, save a horse riding, what?
That is so nice of you to say.
I genuinely mean it.
I've been at both karaoke streams with you and I've been like, wow.
That's a whole new guy.
I love it.
But you're joining us for Try Not To Laugh, the podcast.
The sexiest thing we do on this podcast.
It might be.
It could be.
And you know the rules.
So this is the one where we try not to laugh.
Yeah. There are no rules.
That's basically it.
Otherwise, it's a normal podcast.
Treat it as such.
You can talk about whatever.
There's, you know.
You can do whatever you want.
It's pretty freeform otherwise.
I'm just not allowed to laugh.
You just shouldn't laugh.
You shouldn't laugh, but you can.
I do.
I always lose pretty much.
I think you've gotten third place most of the time.
Which is shocking, because I laugh at everything.
Yeah, Shane laughs at everything.
I hold it together okay.
I'm not laughing.
You don't laugh at everything though.
I laugh at a lot of things.
I either laugh my ass off or I go, that's so funny.
Or he goes like this, ha ha.
Ha.
Or he does that.
That's so funny.
That also, that doesn't count as...
I think when I'm, people have, I've seen fans roast me for that.
I think when I'm doing that, I'm like, it is a funny concept.
It's not making me laugh right now, but it is,
I recognize the funny in it.
I think there's a lot of things that are really funny
that don't like produce an audible laugh for me,
where I'm like, like a lot of it, it's usually,
honestly, Spencer does a lot where he'll say something
and I'll just go... God, that's little bit just like shake my head and it's sometimes things are so clever yes that it's not gonna
get a reaction a physical reaction from me but I'm sitting there more processing
how smart it is yeah that as opposed to laughing at it yeah which is fun I also
feel like it's like,
I feel like it's most comedy movies that are out right now
where I'm like, ah, that's, I see what you did there.
There it is.
Clever.
That's why like clever stuff, really smart comedy
doesn't make me burst out laughing.
No, not me.
But sometimes it's the dumbest.
But people love it.
Oh, and I love it too.
I just did a recent show and someone did like a full theme,
full story about like something that happened in history.
And people were like out of their chair,
falling over laughing.
And I was like, this is very funny, it's very smart.
But that's not what makes me laugh.
What makes me laugh is like a weird old man
who like comes up.
Yeah.
I too laugh at weird old men.
Great.
Because there's something so funny about it.
It is.
I think that what gets me to laugh a lot is like situations.
Like where things are happening and it's not even like someone made a joke,
but this thing is happening that's like really funny.
Like cringe things?
I don't know. It's like...
I think you... I mean situations, you described sitcom. Sit, don't know, it's like.
I think, I mean, situations, you described sitcom.
Sit, sit, no, I mean like.
I love sitcoms.
In like real life, when I'm laughing a lot,
like it'll just be, it's usually like stupid things
that'll happen, like someone will say something really dumb
and then everyone starts laughing at how dumb it is
and then because everyone's laughing,
then it just gets funnier and funnier.
Like that kind of contagious. Yes. And then you look back at how it started and it's like, then it just gets funnier and funnier. Like that kind of contagious.
And then you look back at how it started,
and it's like, that's not even funny.
There was nothing even funny about that.
No, like Angela's favorite thing that happened in the past
with me is Max Baker, who took our photos
for Anthony's funeral, was saying bye to everyone.
And she was like, bye guys.
And I went, bye guy.
And it was, and I went, why did I just say that?
And she still to this day cries about it.
Like laughs really hard about it.
And that shit also does make me laugh,
but in the moment it was happening to me.
So I didn't laugh.
It was very embarrassing.
Probably made it funnier that you weren't laughing.
I wasn't.
Well, you were in the werewolf video that we did recently,
and that was like, I was laughing so hard,
my abdomen was hurting.
It was insane. That doesn't happen often.
I was like genuinely in pain from laughing.
It was insane.
I wasn't in it, and as of now,
I probably have not watched it.
No.
Because we just recorded it this week.
We just recorded it this week.
I heard it was chaos.
It was my favorite series of werewolf games that we did.
Yeah. Wow.
I think because it was so funny.
Everyone was being a little shit.
It was.
Like in the best way ever.
Yeah, no, it was incredible.
I was literally by the last round,
I was like fully like, I was back in the couch,
just like gripping my stomach
because I was laughing so hard.
This week of shooting, I'm gonna be vulnerable here.
It was a great week.
I was very sad a lot this week
because we were doing Reddit stories all week
and we were filming things at the same time.
So while we're filming Reddit stories,
they'd be filming games videos here
while I'm over on the Reddit set.
And I'd be there reading Reddit stories, which is a great show.
I have a great time.
I know.
But I'm hearing like screaming and laughter on the other side every day.
And I'm just there like, so yeah, am I the asshole for this?
I'm just like, ah, like I want to go over there and like yell a little bit.
No, the games days, Angela felt similar too, because I feel like she was in a lot of Reddit
stories. She was like, damn it, I miss,
because you can hear us like screaming and yelling.
The games days are the wild days.
It's when you're hanging out with your friends and being idiots.
And this week I was hardly in any games videos.
So we did the math.
I was in six Reddit stories.
We filmed six episodes of Reddit stories within five days.
We filmed six episodes of Reddit Stories within five days.
And Emily tells me, she goes, they're about 35 to 37 pages per episode,
which means I read a book out loud this week.
Oh my God.
And it's like, dude.
She read a book out loud this week
in front of a bunch of people.
Hey, like I've got my, my ability to read
has gotten so much better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've noticed this year I've read so many books
and I'm like, I'm reading faster than ever
and I'm like, oh, it's my, it's become my job.
Yeah, cause reading out loud is hard too.
Well, reading out loud is such a different thing too.
My pronunciation has gotten better.
I still hate that I say like in um a lot,
which is shocking that I've gotten better at that. So do I. Sometimes I'll listen back to audio messages that I say like and um a lot, which is shocking that I've not gotten better at that.
So do I. Sometimes I'll listen back to audio messages that I send, I'm like, stop!
Yeah, like, you know, like it's just like, it's like, it's like crazy. Like?
No, it's so funny with Reddit stories.
They're so much fun to do, but it is totally a different like mindset that you're in.
Sure.
Where you're trying to offer, you know, observations and commentary, but then there's games videos
where it's like my brain is completely turned off. I don't even know what's going on. We,
the cameras we call cut and I'm just like, where am I? Oh, yeah.
Where was I? Like, it is the hardest thing about Reddit stories. And I try to like, I wish like a lot of our fans
could see it from our side,
where it's coming from doing something so dumb
where the goal is not to think
and then hopping into Reddit stories.
And then it's like, you have to think.
And so we have episodes where we're all over the place.
And I'm like, I come into some of these Reddit stories
where I'm like, I'm just not in the right zone here.
And they'll be like,
Shane's takes this episode were weird.
And I was like, yeah, I was in a weird place.
Sorry.
Just came off a gentleman's video.
Sorry, I'm getting out of that mind space.
I was agreeing with the men a lot this episode.
Ha ha ha ha.
Going from a gentleman to a Reddit should be illegal.
You cannot do that.
Me going from a gentleman's to go to anything is illegal
because I already act like a straight white male sometimes.
And I'm like, I can't,
because gentlemen's are just awful people.
Absolutely insane.
But for some context,
this episode that you're watching right now
or listening to, we recorded two months prior yeah due to various vacations possibly other life
things yeah I don't know it's like summer I feel like everyone's doing
summer we got hey we're a little busy yeah all right I got a birthday I want
to go out of town for my birthday what are you gonna do Trevor's got a birthday
I've got a lot of work to do Amanda. I don't know what you're up to but
I'm a drinking on the beach drinking on the beach. Amanda's got to drink a lot of wine
So it's a little look into the past yeah
We're in the past right now and we're, well, we'll talk as if we know
what's gonna be happening two months from now.
Yeah, and we've definitely been playing
Try Not To Laugh this whole time, right?
Well, we're about to begin.
Damn it.
You guys have been laughing a lot.
So have you.
I was gonna say, I made a good joke.
I thought I got you guys.
All right, do we wanna start right now?
Yeah, let's start right now.
All right, we're starting right now.
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If we must.
We must.
Who are you?
I don't know anymore.
I don't either.
Mysterious man.
I know.
Can I say something that's been making me laugh lately though?
I keep thinking about your description
of your audition for Barry.
And that kills me every time.
Amanda absolutely bombed an audition for Barry
where she didn't speak actual words.
Just went in there and was just like,
you don't even know what I'm saying.
I've been doing that all the time.
I occasionally will be, I occasionally walk around my house
and I'll just be like, you don't even know what I'm saying.
It's so incredible, it's so incredible.
There is, no, of course, you'll never see this tape.
They deleted it, they burned it immediately.
They deleted it when I was there.
They were like, delete, literally I was.
They showed you, they were like deleting it,
we're not sending this to anyone.
No, they straight up said I needed that today,
I needed to laugh.
That's so brutal.
They said they...
It's, and I know we did it in a Smoshmouth episode,
but it's when you work way too hard on something
and you put so much pressure on it,
like it's like the last thing you'll do until you die,
and then you go in and you're like, here I go.
Choo, woo, choo, woo.
And it's like, excuse me?
And I couldn't speak words.
I didn't speak.
And I was supposed to be like this bad ass detective.
Dream.
Can I say a compliment here?
I'm very glad that everyone on the cast,
I think everyone is really good at what they do
so that when they mess up, we can make fun of it.
Yeah, of course.
Because if someone's a genuinely bad actor,
it's so hard, you're like, no, you did great.
But if you actually respect someone's ability,
when they mess up, it's just so funny.
You can just roast them,
because it's like, hey, you know you're good.
So we can roast this.
I roast myself constantly.
Hearing about this makes me laugh so hard.
Because you know.
Because you know.
I know you're capable of a great audition,
but sometimes it doesn't happen.
Horrible.
It was horrible.
God, I wish I could see it.
I've had more bad auditions.
Everyone bombs.
Every actor bombs countless times, but that's just a very funny bomb.
That one's a really bad bomb.
Because it's not just like you walked out and you're like, I wasn't on my game.
It was like you didn't say words.
Let's rank all time bad bombs.
Where does Amanda line up with like 9-11?
That I didn't know. God damn it.
That was, you really pulled that out.
That was your first.
Dude, that was my, the ace up my sleeve.
There was a bomb. And it's gone.
There was a bomb. There was a bomb.
That was a bomb.
See, that's a bad bomb. Yeah. That's a rough one. There was a bomb. And it's gone. There was a bomb. There was a bomb. That was a bomb.
See, that's a bad bomb.
Yeah.
That's a rough one.
That's a rough one because I, yeah.
We can cut that out.
No, we can't.
No, we'll keep it.
No, we're gonna keep it.
We want everyone to know where you're at.
I guess none of us laugh so we won't lose on the tracker.
We'll cut that out.
No, we're gonna keep it.
We'll probably keep that.
We respect that you were going for a joke there.
I think we'll cut it out. No, we'll keep it. I think we'll keep that one. We're gonna keep that. We respect that you were going for a joke there. I think we'll cut it out.
No, we'll keep it.
I think we'll keep that one.
We're going to keep that one.
I mean, if you really take it up the ladder
and you say, I want this cut, you probably can.
Take it up the ladder?
Yeah, I'll be smoshing the ladder.
I haven't heard that one.
I'll be taking it up the ladder.
Smosh ladder.
Trevor's going to be taking it up the ladder.
I got no more jokes.
Out of jokes.
Out of jokes, that was all I got?
I never bring jokes to this game.
Oh, I thought of something history related.
Oh!
Oh, we love history.
We do love history.
We love history.
We love history.
We love history around here.
Let's go, Shane, tell us.
And I'm trying to remember what it was gonna be.
I was gonna say something regarding pirates
because one of the last times you were here last month,
we were talking about pirates a bunch
and we were just having such a time
and I thought of something pirate related
and then I forgot and I'm sorry.
So you brought it up to tell us that you forgot.
I brought it up to tell you that it's gone.
Well, I thought in talking about it
that it would resurface.
People like you are my nightmare.
You know what, Amanda?
People like you are my actual nightmare.
You need to calm down.
Who bring up things like, you know,
I had this great story to tell you guys
and I thought about it
because the last time you were here,
you were talking about this story
and I thought I'm gonna tell them this story.
I don't sound like that.
And then I, I forgot it.
I'm here thinking, hey, I'm gonna tell them this story.
Right out the brain.
Right out the brain.
Right out the brain.
You know?
And now I'm gonna tell them
that I was gonna tell them the story.
So they're sitting there in anticipation,
whole time, right out the brain.
Boom, right out the brain.
You still playing softball?
Yeah, I'm playing softball.
We meet up every weekend.
Oh, good.
Getting good at my swing.
Not the batting swing, the way that I whip the ball out.
Hey, that's how I used to pitch.
Hitting any dingers.
Yeah, no, and you know a secret skill
that you get from pitching softballs?
What's that?
If anyone tries to mug me,
I've got a good uppercut to their balls.
You just go, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You have to get real low to get to their balls.
Launch their balls through their mouth.
I will say one time I was pitching
because I was pitcher during softball.
When did you play softball again?
In high school.
Got it.
Yeah, they called me Hollywood
because whenever they put me in the outfield,
I would sing.
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
They called me Hollywood.
Yeah, they called me Hollywood.
Yeah, they called me Hollywood.
How many years did you play softball in high school?
all through
Joma cuz I was very busy with theater. Oh and a job
My mom was playing softball while she was pregnant with me. I think up to like nine months
Whoa, I think I think like she was she was like all the way till the end. She was playing softball
Oh my god, scary because that's technically a contact sport.
Well no, because the thing is,
she had all that pregnancy power,
she was just hitting them out of the park.
And then she'd take a leisurely stroll around the bases.
She was built like Babe Ruth.
Yeah, she was just out there cranking them.
Babe Ruth.
Pregnancy power is a real thing. Pregnancy power is a real thing.
Pregnancy power is a real thing?
Yeah, I feel super powerful.
All right, lift this table.
She's got the power of an adult human woman
and a tiny baby.
Literally.
A very strong little tiny baby though.
Very strong tiny little baby.
But while I was pitching once,
there was a lot of people there who were coming to see me
and I pitched a really bad pitch.
Bad. Really?
How bad?
And it makes me actually, I'm still traumatized to this day.
I'm a little afraid to pitch.
So I round up, right?
I threw it directly up.
You threw it up in the air.
Up in the air.
Wow.
So you're supposed to stop at your high.
I feel like that could accidentally happen.
And people were like, oh!
And it was really bad.
And then a bird fell down.
And a bird was like, ah!
And it was a extinct bird.
Oh.
It was the last of its kind.
It was the only flying dodo.
The last one.
Thank you to the dodo fans in the room.
Good Lord.
A lot of Dodo fans.
James, James clocked it.
That's one of the best scenes in Ice Age movie
is the Dodo scene.
Anyone?
I watched Ice Age recently.
I was gonna say Master and Commander, but.
With Russell Crowe?
I believe there's a name.
Is this back to a pirate?
Incredible soundtrack.
Not pirate, that is the Navy.
That is the Royal Navy.
Are there no pirates in that movie?
I don't think there's pirates in Master and Commander.
I think they're purely searching for Napoleon.
Russell Crowe was a very hot man.
Yeah dude, hey.
He still kind of is.
Yeah, in his own way. Yeah.
Gladiator, one of my favorite movies of all time. Whoa.
But not Gladiator 2.
Hot take.
Not Gladiator 2.
I think Gladiator was one of the first movies
that I watched where I think I understood,
where I was like, this is a good movie.
Cinema.
I think where like, I watched, you know,
when you're a kid, you're watching movies.
You're like, oh, this is fun, movies.
But Gladier was one of the first movies
I was like, that was a good movie.
That movie is bad ass.
That is some cinema right there.
I showed it to Courtney.
Courtney had not seen it.
And I showed it to her.
And it'd been a long time.
It's rare, like you watch a movie and you go,
that was a great movie.
But it's, to get that feeling after a movie,
we're like, oh my God, what a ride.
And that ended and she was like, that fucking rocked.
Yeah, dude, it's gladiator.
Yeah, readable.
Not a lot of movies like that.
It's not common.
It's hard to nail that.
It's hard.
And also like I do, look, I'm fine with CG. I'm fine with it.
But, man, that live action, that spice of a full set.
Oh, you can just tell, you can feel it.
Oh, it's the spice.
Like, some of those scenes in the beginning,
a gladiator with all these soldiers and stuff,
like, dude, the early 2000s,
they had constantly had these just massive war scenes.
Like, Lord of the Rings.
Amazing. You're never gonna get that, like Lord of the Rings. Amazing.
You're never going to get that again.
Lord of the Rings.
We're never going to, they're never going to do that again.
Lord of the Rings.
No, of course not.
I watched, Raven had never seen Lord of the Rings, and we watched Lord of the Rings, all the movies.
And then I was like, oh, let's watch the Hobbit movies after.
And the difference between those like battle scenes and watching it, I was like, this is just,
and it's funny because the Hobbit movies are fun.
They're like just like a fantasy, like it's fun.
But God, it's the stark contrast watching them back
to back of being like, I don't understand how
the Lord of the Rings movies being made when they were.
It's masterpiece.
I think it's the characters.
Although I will say I love Desolation of Smog so much.
Benedict Cumberbatch is the, but like, I think it's the characters. Although I will say I love Desolation of Smog so much. Benedict Cumberbatch is the...
But like, I think it's the characters.
Like I'm just, I think a Mortise, I don't know.
You can't, you're not...
Who's gonna care about a character named Bilbo?
Bilbo Baggins.
Bilbo Baggins.
I do love that actor though, but he's...
Martin Freeman.
Is that his name?
I think so.
He's a very, he's a sweetie,
whereas like all the Lord of the Rings lead characters
None of them were like sweeties. No, it doesn't exist. I mean Sam Samwise Gamgee don't get me started the ultimate Sam
Nuts
Samwise games are really the best character
James is leaving the room James James is our best character in the movies. James is leaving the room. James, come on back.
James is our resident.
James, don't jump.
I almost called him Sam.
Don't even.
James, here's the deal.
Why do you hate Samwise Gamgee?
I don't hate Sam.
I don't enjoy Sam and Elijah Wood's scenes that much.
That's a little different.
Probably because I don't enjoy
Frodo too, too much.
I think you're mad. Mr. Frodo.
I think you're mad, more mad at Frodo.
Mr. Frodo.
I'm more mad at Frodo, but Sam wanted to wipe his ass
and it was hard for me and I get it, he had to.
That's what bros do.
He was tasked. Okay, so bros do. He was tasked.
Okay, so you've seen the director's cut
where he's wiping his ass.
I did, I saw the extended version.
Full wipe ass scene.
Did you see it?
Yeah.
Cause they have the-
Gollum was like, and he was like, one second sir.
They have the lambless bread,
he unwraps the leaf from the lambless bread
and wipes his ass with it.
Yes, he wipes his ass with it.
And they never- That's what the leaves are for and when you wipe someone's ass with the leaf. Yes, he wipes his ass with it. And they never. That's what the leaves are for,
and when you wipe someone's ass with the lambless leaf,
you don't have to wipe for several months.
Exactly, months, exactly.
And they never discuss it when they all hop on the bed
together at the end and they go,
Sam.
They never discuss that part.
And in the director's cut, in the director's cut,
Sam and Frodo soak in the bed and they all jump on the bed.
You're not getting one for me for that.
You're not getting one for me for that.
Please describe soak.
Soaking?
You're familiar with soaking.
You have to be familiar with soaking.
Amanda, we can't do this again.
Come on.
No.
Come on.
Hey, say I'm familiar, okay, just remind me you not know what's so
Say I'm familiar and I get it. All right. I just need a refresher
Okay, let me say let me say for as far as I know. This is a rumored thing. Maybe it's real
Maybe it's not proper. Someone's had to have done it right. It Someone's done it. In the scope of humanity, people have done everything.
It is purported that-
Purported.
That at BYU, like Mormons, you know,
because they do not wanna have sex before marriage, right?
Before marriage.
So we cannot have sex.
So what they do is they're like,
well, if we just like get into position
where my penis is in,
but we just stay completely still,
then we're not having sex.
We just happen to be here.
But then what you do.
Well, I was gonna say,
because the loophole is that the sin is in the friction.
They're like, the friction is the action of sex.
So, but then-
My favorite video game this year, Sin Friction.
Yeah.
But that's for anyone who's got on switch to
It's actually not it's actually not
Continue so the sin is in the friction sin friction
All right, so the sin is in the friction sin is in the friction which is an incredible sentence
The sin is in the friction is such a... I would read that book. That is so cool.
All right, so the sin is in the friction,
but so they're there, they've assumed the position, right?
Yeah, so one's inside the other.
They can just stay there.
And it's like, okay, so we get to kind of do this,
but God's not gonna be mad.
But someone figured out another loophole.
Some genius was like, but if we get someone else to jump on the bed,
while we're there, the friction is not our decision,
the friction is happening naturally.
Yeah.
Oh.
They are victims of the friction, you could say.
Oh, so when all the hobbits jump on the bed
and they did it in slow motion,
where they're just going, Sam.
Pippin's jumping on the bed,
Sam just happens to be there,
and it's happening.
What I think is so funny is when someone
fully described this scenario,
I was like, this is kinkier than any kind of sex,
motion blur happening. Why would they call it soaking? scenario I was like this is kinkier than any kind of sex most people are having.
Why would they call it soaking? I think that's, to me my interpretation...
penis inside of the... Well in Sam's case they're not there's no vagina involved.
Okay but it's the same logic. Oh I get it. It's the same logic but uh I when I
first heard this described I was like is, I'm down for this debate,
is that not a threesome?
Is that not some variation of a threesome
where two people are there in the position
and another person's jumping on the bed to make them do it?
So your only job is to jump on the bed?
Well, you're jumping on the bed with them there.
There are three people actively participating in the sex.
I'm like, is that not count?
Does that not count as some version of it?
I don't know. I don't know if it counts as a threesome because, you know,
you kind of get the short end of the stick if you're just the jumper.
Is that not every threesome though?
Because then would you say that a cuckolding situation is a threesome?
I would argue yes.
No.
You don't think so?
No, the cuckold, he's very far away or she's very far away
I mean the bed jumper is
Participating the bed jumper is there. They're on the bed really hard. They're on the bed. Yeah, they're working it
They're working it more than the other two people. Yeah, you're saying the two hobbits are doing the soaking part
I'm saying Sam and Frodo are doing the soaking but Pippin is very much part of it. Pippin and Mary?
What's Mary doing?
Mary's watching.
Mary! Mary's smoking a pipe on the side.
Mary! Mary's watching.
Mary! Mary's in the cuck chair
smoking a pipe. Mary!
So Mary's cuck, Mary's...
Well, Mary's in the cuck chair,
but not technically being cuckolded.
Mary! Of course not yeah
It's salmon Frodo. It's a relationship trade-off. Yeah
Never thought I'd soak side by side with an elf
Never thought I'd soak side by side with an elf
Give me and then our land of bloom comes in and he's just like that still only counts as one. Oh
My god, oh wow, yeah, the director's cut is really good. It's so good. It's like an extra hour Oh, it's a hour. And it takes a long time to get into that position.
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
So I like actually Sam more because of that.
So you're now a fan of Sam.
I just am not a fan.
Sam is.
Frodo is much.
Frodo is.
Frodo is annoying.
He trusted Gollum, it was annoying,
and it was like, ugh.
I think I agree that those scenes are the harder ones
to get through in the movies.
Like the scenes of Frodo and Sam and Gollum
traveling to Mordor.
I think because that's like the big internal conflict
where everyone else is, they're out fighting the orcs,
they're taking the battle, but they're like,
they're having this internal, like Frodo is battling.
It's the very religious part of the whole thing.
And Frodo is actively declining, and it's really hard,
especially when he gets wrapped up by that spider.
I hated that scene.
Shelob.
It's disgusting.
And they redid it in The Hobbit.
Different.
Yeah, sort of.
Yeah, more in Big Star.
Have you ever seen, because Lord of the Rings,
Middle Earth has some crazy lore.
Have you ever seen some of the things that of the Rings, that Middle Earth has like some crazy lore.
Have you ever seen like some of the things that existed
in the ancient times of Middle Earth,
like spiders that are the size of like mountains and stuff?
Yeah.
Ooh, wild.
No.
Cloud, I'm not around for that.
God.
Imagine, imagine soaking back then.
With a spider?
With a spider.
Many likes.
That spider's gotta be a pretty top tier bed jumper though.
Oof, oof.
Spiders make me wanna like, the throw up is like here.
Do you not like spiders?
Little spiders, hey cute, do your thing.
Daddy long legs, grew up with them forever
because they're great.
Big, when they show big spiders like that,
it makes me nauseous.
Do you not like tarantulas?
No. See tarantulas don't scare me that much.
Because you had to eat one.
I had to eat an entire tarantula.
That's true.
Thank you, Mythical Kitchen.
That's disgusting.
But tarantulas, I don't know, they don't scare me.
The ones that scare me are like a wolf spider size,
brown recluse type of size.
How are you seeing these spiders?
I don't, I.
We get just that vibe. Some these spiders? I don't, we get some, Just that vibe.
some wolf spiders and I think they call them
like hobo spiders in Idaho where they're just like big guys
and they're ugh and they just like hide
and they're quick and yeah they just pop out of nowhere.
We have like a pile of firewood like at my house
in our backyard and they would just come shooting out there
and it's like ah,, I have to run not
I heard there's huge spiders like in Australia. Oh, yeah, Australia is cursed
That's like a different type of huge spider. That's just that's messed up land
But Huntsman spiders the ones that are the biggest they're like the friggin big boys. They're not that big there
They're like this big. Yeah, I'm not kidding there. They're like this big. I'm not kidding. They're friggin' big.
But they're actually not dangerous.
They're not dangerous.
Well, they're dangerous
because if I saw one, I'd probably die.
You would fall off cliff.
I would die of fear.
But they're not deadly,
or you're not gonna have to go to the hospital.
What is the deadliest spider?
It's actually smaller stuff.
It's probably the spiders more like this size that are the-
That's not that small. Okay, but you know what I mean. It's not a smaller stuff. It's like, it's probably the spiders more like this size that are the- That's not that small.
Okay, but you know what I mean?
Like it's not a tarantula.
It's the like little guys that are very poisonous that are-
Yeah.
Tarantula is like, I hate spiders.
I think if I had to have a spider on me,
like daddy long legs are the exception,
cause yeah, they're everywhere.
And they're so, they're just like, yeah.
But like a tarantula, if I had to do like a challenge
or something, like you have to put a tarantula on you, I think I could I could get through it without freaking I've done it
I did it on sponge pit forever ago
there was a show called whoa nature show that I think two people watched and
It was a great show though
It just was in an era when we were not getting the same views and it also like didn't fit
It's like us doing a nature show didn't work.
But there came a point where they brought out a tarantula
and I got to lay down on my side
and they put the tarantula on my face.
And I thought it was awesome.
But it's so trippy,
because the tips of their legs,
the tips of their feet, feel like needles.
It's like needles,
it's like someone putting needles along your face.
It's so trippy. I can't my body recoils
But like a tarantula I'm fine with a small a spider smaller than that though
I think I would have freaked out a little bit. It could go in your ear
No, I'm not thinking that I'm just like I don't like that. They're too fast a tarantula kind of moves a little slow
Yeah, and you always know where the tarantula is
Yeah, yeah, if a small spider if he zips off somewhere, you could be anywhere
you can be up in that he could be he could be soaking but uh but
That's the tarantula spine does everyone have a favorite bug
Is a butterfly count as a bug yes butterflies is an insect what did you think it was a bird a gorgeous a being
I don't know I just want to know what category you asked if it was a-
I'm not making fun of you, I'm asking you that.
No, no, no. You are. And it's insane that you're doing this.
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha!
It's insane you're doing this here, right now.
Hahahaha!
In front of all of our peers.
But let me answer.
Hahahaha!
I thought it was a gorgeous winged creature.
Yeah it is. Don't fucking start. Bugs to me are gross.
A butterfly is different. So it's beautiful it's not a bug.
It's not a bug. It's an insect. Very different.
Insect feels grosser as a name than bug.
I don't know I like insect better. Okay, you're crying butterfly butterfly
You know that Olivia's it's like her biggest fear is butterflies Wow. Did you not know this? Oh man?
We oh she doesn't like
One or like a lot butterflies just any butterfly. It's like her biggest fear
That's great. It's so much fears the rebirth the transition. She doesn't like how they look
She just doesn't like butterflies. And we have actually,
we did a show once where we had her in a room
with butterflies and I mean truly earnestly,
she has like a severe phobia.
Why did you guys do that to her?
That's a good question.
Was this Woe Nature episode two?
This was Facing Our Fears, it was a series that we did
where we were like,
took all our biggest fears and we like.
Did she tell you guys ahead of time?
Oh yeah, we all knew, like this was lore.
This is so F'd.
It's not something we've covered in a long time,
but yeah, truly terrified of butterflies.
Yeah, just really scared of them.
And hey, these types of phobias exist.
Hey, you know what?
But butterflies are your favorite.
I love butterflies so much.
I do love butterflies.
My favorite insect though is praying mantis.
Oh, okay.
They're so cool.
They're so lucky.
But they're scary.
They're so lucky.
I had one on my front door the other day.
On the little door, not a little baby one.
They're so cute.
They look so wise.
Yeah, yeah, I love them.
Cause they look at you. Like they're the only bug that'll like look you look so wise. Yeah, yeah. I love them. Cause they look at you.
Like they're the only bug that'll like look you in the face.
Yeah.
They'll just be like.
What's their thing?
They bite, the women bites the head off
after she has sex with the male.
Yeah, she eats the head of the male.
Love that.
Oh yeah, that's bad ass.
We love that.
We should bring that back.
Yeah.
This is me feeling very,
this is the new thing I'm gonna do.
When I feel very passionate about something,
I'm gonna go like this.
Okay, like a baby?
Okay, Trevor, bugs?
Favorite bug, I love a classic, like a lightning bug,
a little firefly.
Oh, classic.
I love a firefly.
Growing up in Virginia, we had them all over the place.
Oh, fireflies.
I haven't seen one in the wild in so long,
because I've lived on the West and they don't. Massachusetts, they're everywhere. Oh yeah, when I lived in Virginia, it was, I love a firefly. I haven't seen one in the wild in so long, because I've lived on the west and they don't
have them.
Massachusetts, they're everywhere.
Oh yeah, when I lived in Virginia, it was, yeah, they're awesome.
Why don't they come out to the west?
They don't like it here.
It's dry.
I don't know.
They maybe don't like dry climates.
Yeah, I don't know.
Dang.
Yeah, I saw them when I was a kid, but then I haven't seen them in forever.
They're so magical.
I know.
Then people would catch them in a bottle.
You guys probably did that, didn't you?
We did, but you'd release them.
You'd just have it in there and just to have it for a minute
and then you'd release them.
Yeah.
I'd love to just try and catch them in my hands.
And then, I mean, they don't move around fast.
I know, I know.
They're just kind of-
Kind of oddly slow.
Yeah, they're just kind of moving around vibing.
They're so cute.
Are they, is it like a mating thing? Are they trying to fuck? They trying to soak? Cause they're not moving around vibing. They're so cute. Are they, is it like a mating thing?
Are they trying to fuck?
They trying to soak?
Like, cause they're not moving around fast.
So I'm like, are they hunting?
Are they trying to soak?
Are they trying to fuck?
They're trying to fuck?
They're trying to do.
I think probably a lot of things are trying to fuck.
I think that is- That's their main goal in life.
That's sort of what it is in animal life.
To really just eat, sleep, and fuck.
That's their main goal in life,
is to mate, reproduce, sleep, and eat. That's their main goal in life, is to mate, reproduce, sleep, and eat.
Hey, just like animals.
Yeah.
Anyone?
What?
You wanna go into that, man?
Martin Garrix?
What?
Ooh, boy.
I feel like Amanda right now.
Is this what you feel like all the time?
Yeah.
This is awful.
You know the song, I can't sing it.
Isn't it?
That's a fun game we can play.
Oh wait, I wanna F you like an animal?
That's Nine Inch Nails.
No.
Oh, I now know, I now know.
What?
I now know, I know the song he's talking about.
Oh, what?
I know the song he's talking about.
Well, I can't.
He can't, he can't, he can't.
Amanda, he can't.
Amanda, I can't.
I know the other song that you're talking about though. I love Nine Inch Nails. Ain't. Oh, no can't. He can't, he can't. He can't. Amanda, he can't. Amanda, I can't. I know the other song that you're talking about though.
I love Nine Inch Nails.
Ain't.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, you're thinking, I'm thinking of a different thing.
You and me ain't nothing but.
Yeah.
How many times?
On the Discovery Channel.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's different.
Nine Inch Nails is different.
I know what you're talking about.
How many times do you think are the people
listening and watching have laughed?
Zero.
I'm hoping at least twice.
Okay.
Probably once with the, Sam.
Yeah. I crushed that impression.
I think the Lord of the Rings was,
that was probably our best bit so far.
Our Lord of the Rings fans,
they definitely either are mad or laughing.
Probably.
But some of them probably tuned out.
Our soaking fans are pretty pumped.
Our Mormon fan base upset at us.
I learned so much about soaking.
Yeah, man.
So is it something that you go home and try?
I don't actually know how many Mormons do this,
but there's definitely gotta be some who were like,
we gotta fucking.
I haven't convinced Raven to try it yet.
And you should.
You know, it's, yeah.
What about you, Shane?
Have you convinced?
Oof.
I just did an Angela.
Oh my God.
Ew.
That's a laugh.
Oof.
You just pulled it.
I know Damien's.
Oof.
Why did I say that?
What did I say?
Why did I say that what did I say nothing what no
saying something that you then go like wait no oh yeah yep that clip is the
best and then she goes oof cut that oh god there's your clip okay let's let's
go let's go cast makeup by castmate and see who can do the best impression of
each one well we just nailed Angela I think okay but there's go. Let's go cast makeup by castmate and see who can do the best impression of each one Well, we just nailed Angela. I think okay, but here's your clip. There's your clip. Oh my god
That's yet. Yeah, she's always got a cup of coffee. Yeah
Yeah, she'll say something she like like oh like that why'd I say that why'd I say that don't cut that
Why'd I say that that my god clip? that? Don't cut that. Why'd I say that?
Cut that.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, cut that.
So we just crush it.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then she'll be like this.
I love this game.
And then she'll be like this.
Yeah, that's so crazy.
And then she'll record you really quick.
And when she does that fast head pin,
you serious?
Yeah.
You serious?
Her neck must hurt.
I think so? Yeah. You serious? Her neck must hurt. I think so.
Yeah.
No, I think some days after we get done filming videos,
she has the same physicality as someone
who just got in a car accident.
She gets in her car, she's like, all right.
Ties with her neck brace?
No, the thing that you tie.
What?
What? What?
What?
What?
What?
That was a neck brace
and it was bad space work.
You somehow pulled an Angela.
That was a neck brace and it was bad
space work. It meant to be this thing
where you go, oh sorry
is this better? You're saying that you're a collab.
You did the.
That's crazy, that was awesome.
I walk into my own bullshit constantly.
All right, who's next?
Chance?
Chance, oh, okay. This is Chance. Oh, okay.
This is Chance.
Okay.
And then he gets going, he goes like this.
Okay, no.
That's a good, he does that.
He does that.
He does that.
That's excited Chance.
When Chance is so excited.
Yah, yah.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And he excited, ya. Ya. Ya.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
And he goes, hmm.
Hmm.
Okay.
My favorite is when it's like he maybe wasn't paying attention for a second and then it's
his turn and he's like, oh it's my turn.
Uh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Uh.
It's so true.
That's so true.
And when he gets mad, he's like,
bitch!
Like, okay.
I did chance his impression, I think, to him,
like a few days ago.
No, that was really good.
Because it's like he buzzes up.
Yeah, he does that all the time.
He can't...
Whinny, whinny, whinny, whinny, whinny.
Whinny, whinny, whinny, whinny.
That's so good.
That is so good.
Damn.
Uh-huh.
I feel like mine is just, what I think about is just when he does the thing where he's like,
trying to say something,
but he's laughing too hard at it already.
Yes.
Okay, so, okay.
And.
Yes.
No, no, no, I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.
So good!
It turns into the-
It's so good!
Yes!
It just starts leaning over into the couch.
Oh my god!
You guys fucking nailing it.
Gosh.
Or when he's not happy that you said something.
Angela. Angela.
Angela.
Our impression of Chance is just our faces are just snatched.
Yeah, super snatched up.
Oh my God, okay.
It's so fun to do.
Yeah, we all crushed that.
Yeah.
We all crushed that.
I think yours though, you might take the-
Incredible. You might win that one. I just love watching him and might take the... Incredible.
I just love watching him and then being like, wow.
Yeah, no, it's him and Angela just have so much energy.
It's that they are prime theater kids.
So much energy.
So expressive.
As they get more tired, they get more energy.
Because they'll be like, I'm so tired.
But I'm like, you're literally doing cartwheels
around the room right now.
They move their body so much with their,
like with how they're feeling in their expressions.
It's like they're always like whipping around
like doing something like moving their body.
That'll pass.
That'll pass.
Once they get into their 30s, they're not gonna be whipping.
They're in their 30s.
No they're not.
Well, Angela's.
Oh you're right, they're not. Well, Angela's. Oh, you're right. They're 25.
Chance is 21.
Yeah.
Chance is 21.
Kidding!
Okay.
Courtney?
Gorgeous long nails.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Welcome to Call of the Red Gems! Okay, okay, okay, okay. You're not gonna kill me, Eric Ives!
And I gotta think, there's so much more.
This is her face.
Okay.
Sometimes she does this, she goes...
Okay.
Or she does this, she does this.
I feel like Courtney does like a good like
What are you doing?
Like when something happens in a game
It's like no, no
Or someone makes a bad joke, it's like no
You know like yeah
Yeah. There's a lot of
Courtney-isms
That are out there. Yeah let me see you do an impression
The one thing about it, if we're thinking of culinary crimes
Just like the very, just like...
Do you ever think about stuff and then you do a little thing?
Yeah. Yes.
That's really good.
You guys ever do a little thing?
That's actually really good.
But then she also does this.
Okay, guys.
Okay, no, stop!
Guys, stop it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
When she's in TNTL and she's like,
I can't!
I can't, I can't break!
Yeah.
I have to like look at her.
I think her voice goes so high register that it's hard for me.
And then she goes so low.
And then she goes very low.
It's all over the place.
But her hands.
Yeah.
She has like her long, gorgeous nails, and she does a lot of her hand.
A lot of her hand.
Courtney's really...
Courtney's tough to do sometimes, though, too.
I'm realizing that I spend so much time with her,
and I... it's tough.
You're married to her.
Yeah, I just...
You spend a lot of time with Courtney?
Yeah, we hang out a little bit.
That's so nice. Yeah. But so much lot of time with Courtney? Yeah, we hang out a little bit. That's so nice.
Yeah.
But so much of those, those vibes,
like those are constant.
Yeah. Yeah.
But she does this a lot.
Tee tee tee tee.
It's like kind of similar, like teeters on chance things
where they do the thing where they get excited.
They get excited and they start to like charge up.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Like when she has a drink she's very excited about she's like yeah, she loves her drink
I feel like every time I do the like that dumb thing that it were like
That's you yeah, but then like every time I do that yeah, that's like
No, stop it like that's like every time I think of a Courtney when they do that. It's like that's like that's stop stop
Stop yeah Every time I think of Courtney when they do that, it's like, that's like, that's stop, stop, stop.
Yeah, because.
That's totally her.
Yeah, let's do Trevor.
Okay.
Ah!
That was really good.
I do, I go.
Ah!
Okay.
Ah!
And then we would.
He also does this a lot.
You do that a lot.
That is, that's accurate.
That's accurate.
Oh dude.
Dude.
Okay, so me and Raven the other day,
we were like, so we were like talking about this thing
and like it's just crazy.
You don't sound that boring
Yeah, no for sure for sure
Yeah, no, I was playing basketball. Oh my god. Yeah, we were doing this thing
Yeah, and then you're like this
When you're listening, you're like playing with your dude. Yeah, I just get very fidgety. I've been thinking about bringing,
I actually almost brought a fidget toy today
because I genuinely like my hands.
I have to be, I'm always moving around.
Yeah, are you touching your wrist
and you're moving around your bracelet?
Yeah, because I don't know, I get very fidgety.
I need to bring it.
I've got like a really awesome fidget toy
that like if I'm at home, I just kind of have it in my hand.
Should bring it.
We should do an episode of Smoshed Wealth
where we have fidget toys and just constant clicking.
That's terrible.
Terrible.
People will love that.
Yeah.
People will love it.
I'm ashamed of this impression a lot.
Do you got ashamed?
I feel like one of the things that you do a lot is like,
oh, oh. Whoa, cute. Yeah, yeah. Do you got a Shane? I feel like one of the things that you do a lot is like oh
Whoa Cute yeah
Yeah, that's the face you make you do also that yeah
It's like yeah, it's a lot of like the the purse lips like and you go I
Do when I have my mustache yeah, you know I can't help but do this. It's just it's my fidget
So you do a lot of like, yeah, cool,
dude. Yeah, you're like, no, cool, bro. Bro, bro. I do that.
Yeah. Yeah. And then you go. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Yeah. And then
yeah, yeah, you do a lot of people listening audio only.
They're like, what the hell's going on? Nice.
We're just sitting in silence for three minutes
doing facial expressions.
That's awesome.
Hey, pretty cool.
That's awesome.
Pretty cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I, um, so, yeah, I don't know.
That's awesome.
That was really good.
That's awesome.
That was really good.
Wow.
Wow. Okay. That's awesome. That was really good. Wow, wow.
Okay.
All right.
Amanda.
Easy to do, kind of, maybe not.
Hmm, I don't know if I've done an Amanda impression before.
Cause it's impossible.
My one that I do all the time is when you say something,
so say you're talking and you say some information
that I love, you're just like,
oh my gosh, I'm thinking about trying,
I've ever had mint Oreos and I just go.
I love mint Oreos.
Yeah, you, yeah.
Oh my God.
You nailed that.
You need to, you need to, you need to.
If you aren't watching, he's touching the whole arm.
Move the hand up and down the arm.
All over the arm.
And I didn't realize I did that
until that came out in my funeral where it was like,
I would touch first and then move my head like, stop.
I think Tommy did that and I was like,
oh my God, I do do that.
And then sometimes I feel like at lunch
or just in between things, you always have like
something that like some treat that you're eating.
And she'll be like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And they didn't know that.
They didn't know that.
That's...
And did you know, do you know who he's married to?
That's...
He's married to the girl from Signs.
Yeah, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
No, no, no, the lady at the shop, he's married to her.
That's so legit!
And she was previously married to, oh, what's his name?
Oh, I hate you.
Oh, what's his name?
What's his name?
He was in all those shows.
He was in all those shows.
I don't know.
That's actually so fucking good.
Yeah.
I'm like an old gossipy woman.
And I don't like it.
I like when you start laughing or something's going on
and it's like, you have to stop.
You have to stop.
Yeah.
You have to stop.
Yeah, that's pretty legit.
Okay, who can do the best impression of Selena,
our producer?
who can do the best impression of Selena, our producer?
How you guys feeling?
She's the quietest DJ on the planet.
How y'all doing out there? And then she goes,
right.
I'm getting it, I'm getting it.
Okay, from our perspective where we're here, my impression of Selena is this.
It's just like, they do that. Yeah?
Yeah. Where they go, oh.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh. I think.
Yeah.
The physicality I know for Selena is just like arms crossed.
Just very, just like, mm-hmm.
I should be like, hey guys, all right, so,
pretty cool.
I'd be like also.
I'm getting it and then I'm not getting it.
It's also just like, it's just like, okay.
So, like, very much like face up turn, just like, okay.
So.
You guys take this or leave this, but...
Something pretty cool.
I was thinking Shane in a dunk tank.
Yeah.
On Smosh Mouth.
Yeah, pretty cool. Pretty cool.
Or she goes, what?
Oh my God.
What?
What? No.
No.
Okay.
Hey, guys.
No, we're not, we're not.
We're right now.
We're not. We're not. We're not. No, we're not we're not
We're not we're not no, we're not
Wrap it the fuck
That's my precious thing. Hey, shut the fuck up when you guys don't really see is that that's the real thing after
After every cut of every episode. She's like what the fuck are you doing that sucked?
Just kidding Selena
Who else God there's so many I feel like I haven't spent like enough time around Selena That's okay. Wow that's very unfortunate for you. We've been recording for like 45 minutes
She's right there. Yeah, I've actually in your line of sight
Selena the whole time we've been doing this episode.
Staring at Selena.
Just talking to Selena the whole time.
Uh-huh.
Oh man. Wow.
We have so many characters in this office.
So many characters.
I'm constantly like, I wish we could go through
and just impersonate every single person,
because like, it could be really fun.
You can do my James impression.
Do your James impression.
James is right there, our cameraman for Smoshmouth.
Trevor, you suck at Yu-Gi-Oh! And I'm better than you at card games. That's my James impression. Do your James impression. James is right there, our camera man for Smosh Mouth. Trevor, you suck at Yu-Gi-Oh!
And I'm better than you at card games.
That's what James does.
I feel like-
No way, James is the sweetest thing on the planet.
This is my impression of James.
Is James like, he'll always clock it.
He knows a lot of information about stuff.
Like in the nerd culture, but also like historical.
The counter.
And so he'll be like fixing up the camera at the end
after like we've wrapped and we'll be talking about
something and he'll be just like, he'll be like,
you're like, yep.
That's really good.
That's really good.
That's really good.
That's awesome.
That's actually so legit.
That's so, and he always- he always smiles like
Morning!
It's like, it's such a mustache smile.
And if you didn't have it?
I don't know how to describe it other than like, that's a smile that only guys with mustaches can nail.
Yep. Yep. And then did you know?
Here's my cards, my magic cards.
Yep.
And here's the cool thing about this one.
Yep. Now the crazy thing about this one. Yep.
Now the crazy thing about this one is.
So good.
That was awesome.
And you feel so safe.
You're like, I'm at home right now.
He's like, yep, morning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Morning.
Such a pure love for things.
Pure heart.
Yeah, and then Brennan will walk up,
they'll be talking about magic.
What are you talking about? Brennan will be like, yeah. Yeah, and then like, Brennan will walk up, like, they'll be talking about magic. What are you talking about?
Brennan will walk up and he'll be like, uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
Or he'll be like, what?
What?
Why would you do something like that?
And his voice trails off and you're like, the last part didn't catch it, but I'm there.
Yep.
And it's always kind of like, what is this?
Brendan deals with cameras, he doesn't deal with sound.
It's all visual for Brendan.
No, Brendan saw this bouncy, bouncy ball, he went,
what?
All right, where are you?
It's a lot of the pullback.
Yep, and then he goes, I'm gonna try it.
And then he sits on it and he's like.
We had that Jeopardy episode of Smosh Mouth
where there was that question about Kodak.
It was like, oh, what is EDQ something, whatever.
And at the end I was like, oh, we need to ask Brennan.
So I go up to Brennan and I was like,
oh, did you get that question about EDQ?
He's like, oh yeah, Kodak?
Kodak? Yeah.
And I was like. And then he went.
All right.
Cool. He's so legit? Yeah. And then he went, all right. Cool.
He's so legit.
Yeah.
But that is exactly him.
Yeah.
He was sitting on this ball and Ollie was like,
don't break it, please don't break it.
Don't break it.
God, I love Ollie.
I feel like my collective impression
of most of our production, I feel like this is fair,
is just anything that's said that's exciting.
You can just see in your peripherals.
They're all over there.
You just see occasionally just like,
just all of them together.
Jonathan, Alexina, Kelly, they're just like,
okay, okay, morning meeting in five.
I cannot.
Hey girl.
Our entire production team is a Beyoncé concert
that is happening 24-7.
Period.
End period.
End period.
Or it's like, I love this.
And you're so real for that.
Gorgeous.
Oh my God, you said pregnancy card.
And you're so real for that.
And you love them. You walk in and they're like, ah.
And they're always talking about something.
We need you in five, we need you in five,
but just, oh yeah, of course you're a thing.
You got an uninterrupted five.
And I love it, I love it so much.
Morning meeting at five.
This is awesome.
And then you just cut over to sound where Scott's
just always there, he's just like.
Or he goes, how's it going?
Oh, have a good day. How's it going? Have a good day.
How's it going?
Good.
Amanda, how you doing?
Hi.
Hey Scott.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
Everyone has their own personalities.
It is so good.
Wait, you guys got to do Spencer.
Oh, I've done Spencer.
You've done it.
Yeah, you did yours where it's like, Alex, we gotta, okay.
No, like-
Morning.
Like-
Unfortunately.
No, like legitimately, like some of the funniest things
like are like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, unfortunately.
Well, and hey.
No, I mean, yeah, you know, women.
Hey, hey, kid named women. Hey Hey kid named women. He's like, yeah
And you know, you know who I respect women I have not heard him say
Yeah, it's gonna be pretty good and
Yeah No, the tough thing about that is that,
you know, unfortunately, you're just like, yes.
Yeah.
I did a full impression of Spencer with his,
and I had his glasses on, it was way easier.
Yeah.
You need his prop.
You do need the prop, you do need the prop.
And I feel like his facial hair and his hair,
it's just like, it all just, hard to replicate.
And I'm always saying that.
Yeah? Yeah.
And you're always saying that.
He does do that.
Yeah. Little eyebrow raise.
God.
I'm sorry to our audio listeners.
There's so much that we've done.
I'm so sorry, but it's so fun.
I mean, judge our voice cadence.
To say that our production company is constantly at Beyonce
is just the best thing I've ever heard of Beyonce.
Absolutely.
The best thing I've ever heard in my literal life.
That entire pod.
Yeah, that's them.
Dancing around, yes, a lot of hand movements.
Girl, you got five.
Yeah.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
Damn. Damn. Damn. They're always. And I feel you. I got you. I got you. Damn! Damn! Damn!
And I feel got. I'm like, thank you. You've got me.
And they're like, yes! Gorgeous, Brad.
Two minutes later another one shows up and is like, I got you. You're gorgeous.
I got you.
It's like a constant cycle of them.
Ten one, do your makeup, do touch up.
Okay. Then get miked up, okay?
Okay
Okay, I'm like yes
I'm like yes
The best part is they're all sitting on the couch. I know they're right over there 15 feet away from us
They're right over there, so great, but you feel you feel so taken yeah
There's no music playing.
And you're like, yes, bitch.
And they're like, excuse you.
They're like, I got you, bitch.
And they're like, OK, just get mic'd up.
No, I'm just kidding.
There is no music playing.
A coldly lit studio.
And they're like, OK.
Like, damn. I love it. It's good. It's the like, okay. Like, damn.
I love it.
It's good.
It's the best.
It's a good time.
We have the best team.
Hey, good times, yeah.
Yeah.
Good times.
Wow, we've been laughing a lot.
Yeah.
I do sometimes at lunchtime,
I'll go and hang out with Luke, Marcus.
The boys.
Matt Duran, Alexina and Caroline
are often there too.
You know I love Marcus.
Marcus is just, yeah.
Hey, Amanda, how's it going?
Yeah. I love that.
I think Marcus has gotta be one of the best,
like he's practiced the skill of like active,
like not active listening, but like listening.
Like he's very attentive when you're talking,
he'll be like, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And he'll go, oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you're like, oh wow, I need to stop talking
to let him in.
Yeah.
To talk.
And he'll be talking and then you'll just look over
at Matt Duran, Matt Duran's just like.
Yeah.
He'll be talking and then you'll just look over at Matt Duran.
Matt Duran's just like...
Yeah.
Take that.
And he'll go, that's crazy.
That's...
Yeah, it's pretty crazy that there's brownies in the kitchen.
Yeah.
Matt Duran turns his head, but his eyes are last.
He'll go...
And then you'll look over and it'll be Luke there on the side and he'll be just like,
he'll be like, yeah, if you ever end up in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Or Luke will go.
Yeah, it's, hey, look, Lincoln, Nebraska.
It's not a bad place.
Yeah.
It's not a bad place.
I just love when he says nothing
and he's just in the corner like...
Bananas are not ripe.
And Gavin Durant's like...
I love it! I love it.
I love it so much.
But you hang out with them during lunch.
Yeah, they hang out in one of the rooms.
They just all get together.
It's a good time.
What are you guys talking about?
Truly, when Luke is there,
you don't know what you're about to talk about.
And I love that.
It's gonna be something niche, some niche thing.
He knows something about everything.
There's a lot of those types in our office.
Oh yeah.
A lot of those types.
I mean, like with Ian,
you don't know what you're gonna talk about.
No clue. You don't.
And yet you're there.
And you're like, I don't know how do I get out of this?
And you don't.
And that's fine.
And sometimes it's fucking awesome. You'll be like- But then you're like, how did I get in this? And how do I get out of this? And you don't, and that's fine. And sometimes it's fucking awesome.
But then you're like, how did I get in this?
And how do I get out of this?
Yeah, yeah, and he'll just drop random information on you.
And sometimes I go down that journey with him,
and then production's like, where are you?
Yeah.
Where are you?
And it's like, oh, I'm sorry,
I was deep in a conversation about food in Japan.
And Ian will just be like, yeah.
Yep. So, how's it going? Yep.
Yeah. There it is.
Wait, wait. He also does that too. Wait, wait.
That's true.
That's so true.
I'm trying to think of Ian's laugh. I could do Ian's laugh. It's very much like...
There you go.
And it's, I realize it's very rare when he really, really laughs.
To get him to like die laughing is hard.
Genuinely laugh really hard.
Really hard.
He's been in the game too long.
20 years in the game.
He's seen things.
He's seen some shit. But when he really laughs, magic.
Yeah, absolutely.
Wow, well it's been over 60 minutes, the show.
Who do you think lost?
I think I lost actually.
I started laughing there a lot.
I was laughing a lot.
We have three more minutes, someone is tied.
We're tied, someone is tied.
We gotta give it three more minutes.
It's not you, because you did a really good job of not laughing. Guys, we're tied, someone is tied. We gotta give it three more minutes. It's not you,
because you did a really good job of not laughing.
Guys, we're in the finals right now.
We need to, whoever laughs, if someone laughs next,
it's probably over.
This is high stakes, we've never had this situation.
Quick, someone say something funny.
That was a fart, idiot.
And it almost got me.
And I didn't get you, I had to think quick on my feet.
And it almost got me. And I truly shit the bed. You did the dumb part. You didn't soak the bed. You're so right.
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam! I'm not giving you that one. We're not giving you that one.
Or-dor! You're just saying words now.
Cows!
Remember? I can't believe that worked.
I'm thinking back on when you and Ian just quoted Austin Powers for like five minutes
I think we got my wife Oprah. I think we cut it. I think we cut
Number two what for the fact that we said say something funny, and you just immediately started doing bad Lord of the Rings impressions again
So you laughed and Selena did not end it, so I don't think I think we're still tying us
Oh, whoever which one ever one of us laughs next Trevor. We've got a Lord of the Rings impressions. I thought I just crushed that Sam
We can wrap it up now. Oh then someone passed. Oh
Was it you I can't believe you all right failed. right, Celia, tell us. No, on that!
The winner.
Oh, I'm so mad.
Okay, ready?
Let's start with Trevor.
Trevor.
Trevor has 15.
15?
15?
He didn't win.
I mean, he didn't lose.
What?
No.
What?
What?
Shane laughed 24 times.
I laughed 24 times, Kiefer Sutherland.
Oh my God.
Amanda laughed 14 times.
Oh my God.
Amanda laughed 14 times.
Oh my God. Amanda laughed 14 times. Oh my God. Amanda laughed 14 times. Oh my God. Amanda laughed 24 times, Kiefer Sutherland.
Oh my God.
Amanda laughed 14 times.
You won?
No.
What the hell?
And you got me with Board of the Rick.
I can't.
I'm pissed off, I'm pissed off.
Yes, bitch.
I have never, I don't think I've ever won TNTL.
There you go.
What the, I need something, a gift card.
Okay.
And you lost.
I lost pretty badly.
You done.
I laughed a lot there.
It was Trevor and I tied.
And you got, I got you, Sam.
Got me.
It wasn't even the Sam, it was the stupid little
that you did for Gala, I'm just like. Well, Sam. Got me. It wasn't even the Sam, it was the stupid little that you did for Gollum.
I'm just like.
Well, pretty accurate.
Princess.
Well, Trevor, thank you for hanging out with us.
Hey there, thanks for having me.
Of course. Anytime.
Anytime, man.
Save a horse, ride a cow, ride Trevor.
Wait, what?
Damn it, Amanda, shut up.
Okay, thanks so much for coming, Trevor. That was your first TNTL, we love having you.
No, that was appropriate thing to say.
It was not.
That was not very chungus of you.
Oh yeah, that's what you do all the time.
All the time.
Why didn't I add that?
Literally, we'll see you next time.
All right, bye guys.
Bye.