Smosh Mouth - #104 - Smosh Summer Games RETURNS!
Episode Date: August 4, 2025Summer's here and so is the return of Smosh Summer Games! Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/SMOSHMOUTH to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your... financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://rocketmoney.com/SMOSHMOUTH today. 0:00 Intro 3:08 Smosh Summer Games are so back 9:52 Sponsor! 10:56 Let's talk about 2005! 30:00 Sponsor! 31:13 Reminiscing the past 42:41 Smosh Summer Game teams 47:22 Predictions PODCAST: https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthSpotify https://smo.sh/SmoshMouthiHeart https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthApple SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Andre Gardere Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Wardrobe Supervisor: Julia Rosner Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Luke Brau Art Coordinator: Abby Schmidt Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Assistant Director: Jonathan Hyon Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Operations Manager: Selina Garcia Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshAlike: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh
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Hello and welcome to Smosh Mouth.
I'm Shane.
And I'm Amanda.
We have, no.
It was just, it flowed so well, sorry.
No, no.
I have a very specific script.
This is my first time, I'm sorry.
No, it's not.
We have a very special guest for this today, Damien Haas.
No. Yeah, no.
TV's Damien Haas. Yeah, no. TV's Damien Haas.
Hi.
What?
And guys, this is technically the first episode
of the Summer Games 2025.
Woo!
Wait, guys, look at this fricking sweatshirt.
It's so cute.
Smosh Summer Games, and look, I have my cute little name,
Movie Mandy. Aw! Movie Mandy? Isn't that so cute? Smosh Summer Games. And look, I have my cute little name, Movie Mandy.
Movie Mandy?
Isn't that so cute?
That's your legal name.
It's my legal name.
I'm changing it.
So my first name's gonna be Movie.
When your mom named you Movie, it was like, you're gonna be an actor.
She's gonna be a star.
You're gonna be a Hollywood kid.
Turn out real normal.
And Shane, you have your shirt.
Yeah.
Which is your team name.
Yeah, the Hollywood hot dogs. Well, okay
Those turned out great. Nobody asked for this. The shirts are sick
The shirts are sick having been in all the summer games. I will say that
Usually I feel like one of the teams has a shirt that's not as cool looking as the other
This year look it was the case for most of the games.
But this year, both of them, sick as hell.
They're so sick.
Like, once the games are over,
I'm gonna be wearing both shirts all the time.
This is the other shirt.
Yes, this is the other.
And then the other team is the sweaters.
And there's only, so there's only one sweater
and we're gonna, you can buy it at the end from me.
I'm gonna take it from Seth.
Yeah, it's gonna be gross.
It's gonna smell like me. And if you're take it from Seth. Yeah, it's going to be gross. It's going to smell like me.
And if you're that person, it's.
Swords.
What's up?
It's going to smell like swords.
That's iron.
That's a really lame joke.
Damien smells like swords.
I'm always bleeding.
That's a really lame joke.
Why won't it stop?
Damien, what are you in the Summer Games?
What makes Damien tick?
Oh, in the Summer Games, I am the superintendent.
I am bringing everyone together for these games.
Okay.
Which I'm so excited about.
I feel like you're going to crush that role.
Thank you so much.
When I actually start to work on the character,
it's gonna be killer.
And I am also going to be working mainly with you
because I can't really compete and I don't know why, they just told me I couldn't, it's so weird. So weird. I can't really compete. And I don't know why.
They just told me I couldn't.
It's so weird.
So weird.
I'll talk to Spencer.
So weird.
Yeah, talk to people.
But I'm not on a team.
I am also going to be a part of it in a character sense.
Yes, you and I will both be part of it.
Yeah, we'll be part of it.
And we will not discuss any more than that.
Oh, I was going to sort of do that voice.
Oh, no, yeah, go ahead.
No, you can discuss it. No, I was going to do that voice that you did. Oh, you were? If that's your character voice, we got to talk any more than that. Oh, I was gonna sort of do that voice. Oh, no, yeah, go ahead, no, you can discuss it.
No, I was gonna do that voice that you did.
Oh, you were?
If that's your character voice, we gotta talk.
We should offline.
Oh, no, my character voice is way worse.
This is not the beef I expected in Summer Games.
Oh, yeah!
Because the real beef is in the hot dog soup!
Whoa!
Oh!
Oh, yeah!
Available now!
No, no, no.
It's not gonna be about you guys.
It's gonna be about Damien and I.
You guys are playing a big part in it. We gonna be about Damien and I. Since we-
You guys are playing a big part in it.
We are, and we're beefing.
And we're beefing.
Before we talk any further though, about details,
we should explain what Summer Games is
because so many of our viewers
probably don't know much about it
because we haven't done a Summer Games in five years.
That's crazy.
Is that wild?
Actually, sorry, I think it's six.
Six years.
And I've been at Smosh for five and a half years.
Yeah.
You're old.
And you're old.
Yeah.
And I'm young.
That's how it works.
That's how it works.
You used the retinol, and now you're young.
Yeah, I did.
Now, I should also be clear, though.
This Summer Games is going to be very different
from previous Summer Games.
This is a whole new thing.
We're calling it Summer Games, but
so much of it is a brand new type of series. I mean, it's being helmed by Kiana and others who
weren't even around for the previous Summer Games, really. So they are taking inspiration from a lot
of the reality shows that are big these past few years. I am loving everything I'm hearing about.
I will say regarding that when I was like, they were like, we have a character for you that we that are big these past few years. I am loving everything I'm hearing about. What this is gonna be.
I will say regarding that when I was like,
they were like, we have a character for you
that we want you to be.
And I was like, okay.
And they were like, do you know Blank from Blank Show?
And I was like, no, I'll watch it in research.
And so that's where it started is some reality show stuff.
And then we worked from there.
Yeah, fantastic.
I'm excited.
Piana brought up that character to me
and I was like, I feel like Damien
would absolutely crush it. The outfits. It's Howie Mandel. Yeah, fantastic. I'm excited. Kiana brought up that character to me, and I was like, I feel like Damien would absolutely crush it.
The outfits?
It's Howie Mandel.
It's different.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Yeah, and I think changing it up is going to be good,
because we reacted to some previous Summer Games
stuff recently.
And it is like a reminder of every single Summer Games
game back in like 2018 was like,
aww you missed the dartboard, you have to put ice cream in your butt and then do a spin.
Someone's gotta eat it!
We were watching it and I was like, oh my god!
It's, yeah, watching it back, I mean I didn't see, I wasn't in that particular episode but like,
so much of it is like, just punishment. Good thing, thank god.
Yeah, which thank goodness.
But like, it's just all punishment content.
That was Smosh in general,
because that was the internet in general.
It was true.
You lost a Mario Kart,
now we're gonna hit you.
Wait, are you saying there's no punishment coming up in this summer's...
I don't think...
Look, I don't want to say what is or isn't in it,
because I don't even know fully.
There's a lot of secrets.
I know! There's gonna be a lot of punishment.
Okay. There's a lot of places you can put ice cream.
But I think.
Yeah, lots of places.
I think this one's gonna be, from my understanding,
I think Keanu's taking a lot of inspiration
from like traitors.
Not in execution of it's gonna be like werewolf,
but in how it's designed,
and that I think there's gonna be a lot more
like plot lines in this one.
I think so too.
I don't think it's gonna all just be like, compete, world, meh, slime. I think it's gonna be a lot more like plot lines in this one. I think so too. I don't think it's gonna all just be like,
compete, world, meh, slime.
I think it's gonna be mind.
I think it's a lot of mind games this year.
I think it's gonna be a lot of, yeah,
a lot more thinking and just a little more intricate.
I think it's gonna be very based on the interactions
between the people as opposed to like watch them
get launched out of a cannon.
Yeah, exactly. Which could be fun.
We might have a cannon though, who knows?
I think there is a cannon.
You could.
I think it's just me and Damien in it.
Yeah.
Welcome to Summer Games.
Boom.
Boom.
And I come there like super pregnant.
Da!
You land, perfect baby.
Yeah.
Ta-da.
Welcome to Summer Games.
It's like gonna be Great British Bake Off,
but it's just you and me.
You'll be the Paul Hollywood.
Your eyes are pretty damn blue.
Okay, Ian's the Paul Hollywood.
Are you Noah, feeling?
What's his name?
Are you?
I can be, I've got a weird enough wardrobe, I'll do it.
Whoa.
I just need to, I don't know,
get way taller and real skinny.
Yeah.
Is that, he's a tall skinny fellow.
Oh, those skinny jeans, yeah, you just need skinny jeans.
Yeah.
I have them, I just can't, they don't fit my body.
That's okay.
I used to sell them all the time when I worked retail.
Wow.
And you'll be seeing things like this at Summer Games.
This is what it's all about.
So the theme of Summer Games,
because this is Smosh's 20th year.
Wild.
Smosh started in 2005,
so the theme of it is class of 2005.
Yep.
I feel like we probably should have said that before.
I was like, I'm the superintendent.
Yeah.
That doesn't mean anything to anyone.
Class of 2005, high school nostalgia vibes.
So people love to see a bunch of 30 year olds in high school.
You know, that's what people love.
Glee got like seven seasons.
We did this. It's G love. Glee got like seven seasons. Wee, it's Glee.
Glee season eight.
I booked Glee when I was in college.
Hey.
I got my one line, so that's already.
But, so we're going back to high school.
And we're going back to 2005, specifically.
I think that year is a big inspiration.
I am predicting that Trevor's going to say a lot of things that hurt our feelings.
I think Trevor and Arasha.
I think he was born in 2005.
He was born in 2000, wasn't he?
That's sick.
It's disgusting, that's what I'm saying.
It's gonna hurt our feelings.
No, Trevor and Arasha are gonna be,
they're gonna be the villains of this season.
Of course, because they're gonna go,
I don't understand what's happening here.
They're gonna be like, wow, I was a little baby.
I'll probably suplex one of them if they say that.
I'm like,
I'm so excited.
This is Summer Games.
Because I have never done Summer Games.
You both have done Summer Games.
Yeah, not many people have done Summer Games.
Yeah, most of the cast.
I've only done two.
Wait, most of the cast, I would say,
has not done Summer Games.
Let's see, so Chance has never done Summer Games.
Tommy has technically never really gotten to participate in Summer Games.
Neither has Spencer. Spencer was never on a team.
Angela was never on Summer Games.
Arasha was never on Summer Games.
God rest her soul.
Trevor was never on Summer Games.
More than, I would say more than half of the cast.
Someone's gonna get hurt because you just listed all those people
and then they all went in my head
and went, oh my God, they're all gonna play summer games.
Yeah, so here's, no, but before, yes.
The very first thing we did for my first summer games,
we filmed that trailer for Wild West.
Yes.
And Shane and I had to like fight on a roof
and there was like a stunt where it's like,
do you wanna fall off a roof and land on a pad?
And I was like, hell yeah, I'm very new to this job
and wanna be a team player, let's go. And like when I first did it and land on a pad, and I was like, hell yeah, I'm very new to this job and wanna be a team player, let's go.
And like, when I first did it and landed on the pad,
I like looked up to be like, yeah,
and everyone was looking at me like, oh,
and apparently I was like this close
to like hitting the tripod of the camera.
Your head, your skull and the camera
were like right next to each other,
and you jumped off of a building.
Wow.
And landed like that.
No, it was almost very bad. So that's not gonna happen and on that same shoot
I mean people broke their hands. I had to get a tetanus shot. Yeah. Oh, yeah, there was bees
Oh, I had to get a tetanus shot from a Summer Games. So this is a very different era of Smosh
Alright, I forgot the first Summer Games. I stepped on a rusty nail
Yeah, you know that's that's what Summer Games is all about is getting rusty nail. I wanna get rabies! And I put my hand on a rusty nail. Yeah!
You know that's what Summer Games is all about, is getting tetanus.
Yeah!
That's what it's about.
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Should we go over the teams, can we say?
Okay, I'd say let's get into the teams
and all of our predictions and stuff of the games
in a little bit.
Okay.
I first wanna talk about 2005.
Oh. That's the idea behind this. Do we? The year the Yankees won. Okay. Oh, I first want to talk about 2005 oh
That's the idea. We see the year the Yankees won the year the last year the Yankees won
Let's talk about the Yankees. We don't talk about the Yankees over here. Okay. All right. The Yankees are disgusting
Oh my god, I'm gonna get hurt for that. Shane can we talk?
Hey
Derek Jeter. Oh my god
He was on the Yankees I feel like it's okay your time I hated you're from Boston you. He was on the Yankees.
I feel like it's okay.
During the time that I hated.
You're from Boston, you're supposed to hate the Yankees, right?
No, we do hate the Yankees.
Okay.
It's a real thing.
So you're a Sox fan?
I'm a Sox fan.
You're a Sox fan.
Of course I'm a Sox fan.
I love Sox too.
They're great.
No, no.
I'm a Red Sox fan.
I just made this entirely a baseball.
Are you joking?
Are you joking?
I'm a Red Sox fan. Not a White Sox fan.
Whoa. Whoa. Nobody talks about the White Sox.
I like the Pats. Go Pats, go Sox.
Yeah, go Sox. Go to Cali's.
Bill Belichick's fine. You like the Celtics?
I love the Celtics. Hell yeah.
My grandmother named her son Bill Belichick.
What? Are you joking?
This is Bill Belichick Haas.
Come over for dinner.
We'll talk.
We're making conglis.
You showed New York.
Yeah.
Anyways, hey.
What's up? Play, uh, it's gonna be okay.
Oh, dropkick Murphys, it's the anthem.
Shipping off to Boston, you're done.
You're done.
All right, so 2005.
2005.
2005.
What a year.
The year the Yankees won.
I need to hear where you guys were in 2005.
So 2005, I was still in middle school.
Okay, fun.
So I get to go back and be in high school in 2005.
I also never got to go to high school.
So okay, forgive me for wanting to experience it.
But 2005, let's see, I was, yeah,
I was in seventh grade, I think, seventh or eighth grade.
So I was still in school, it was before I started homeschooling. But I was in seventh grade, I think, seventh or eighth grade. So I was still in school,
it was before I started homeschooling.
But I was into acting, I had maybe done a little bit.
Nice.
I had an agent at this time,
but I was doing Arizona stuff.
Wild.
I was in the Arizona market.
But this is pre-I Carly Shane.
Wow.
Whoa.
So I had no identity.
Who are you?
Who I was before is gone now.
I was really into World of Warcraft.
Or no, I had not started playing World of Warcraft yet.
I didn't get to play it the first year it came out.
I was playing it in 2006.
I feel in 2005, I would have turned 15
at the end of the year.
I think I was in high school.
So it might have been the eighth grade to ninth grade.
Okay, was it that pipeline?
Yeah.
I think so, yeah.
The damn school pipeline. The middle school to high school Yeah. I think so, yeah. Damn school pipeline.
The middle school to high school pipeline.
It's so weird.
It's getting people.
When you go from middle school to high school
and your sister's friends are there
and they're like, oh my God, is your little sister here?
And you're like, hey.
I had a seven year difference,
so thankfully nobody knew
and there was no baggage of like anything.
I had like a two year,
two year down and two year up.
No, I was always like, don't date my sister.
Whoa.
Yeah, wild things.
Yeah.
I, Shane, I'm kind of the middle ground between y'all
because I went to high school,
like traditional high school for two years.
And then I did a distance learning program
for the last two for the sake of, you know,
being able to act and go on auditions
and all that good stuff.
I was in the Atlanta market.
Hey.
Actually good market.
It was.
This is before Marvel.
It was fine.
And now it's way better.
Literally the moment I moved, immediately after I moved,
the town next to us was like, oh, they're
building a huge studio, and they're
going to do The Walking Dead and eventually Star Wars.
And I was supposed to be the stand-in for one of the, I think it's Vampire Diaries?
Yeah, for one of the Vampire Diaries characters,
the one that looked like Teenage Damien,
but I was like, no, I'm gonna go to college instead.
So I moved, but that was like my first,
I'm gonna be on set, nevermind.
So, hey.
Whoa, that's awesome.
Mine was completely opposite of that.
I wish I knew, I knew I wanted to be an actor,
but it was not, no one discussed that.
That was not a possibility in my world at all.
It was like, which woods party are you going to?
And how many beers are you bringing?
The Boston Market.
Wait, Shane and I just talked about Boston Market.
Wait, y'all wanna get turkey after this?
I don't think it's around anymore, but. We talked about Boston Market wait Don't want to get turkey
Around anymore, but we talked about Boston Market, which is basically Thanksgiving dinner whenever you want yeah, yeah, that's Boston My goal today's derailing us as much as possible
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That's Boston Market for you.
Yeah, that was essentially where I was at.
I was a little bit older. I think I was heading into my last year at school.
What is that, 12th grade?
Yeah.
Am I crazy? You were a senior in 2005?
I was going to be a senior.
I was an 11th grade.
You were a junior into senior.
Yeah, I graduated in 2006.
Okay.
So I was going into.
Got it.
So you were both a junior and a senior in 2005.
Yeah, I was a junior and a senior.
So if you graduated in 2006, I was class of 09,
which means three years down.
So I would have been a sophomore,
which means you might have been a freshman at that time.
I could have sworn, maybe.
I don't know.
I guess I-
I don't know your life.
It's possible.
I don't know your life.
I was around the eighth grade freshman era.
Okay.
So I was older.
It's hard to remember
because I didn't go to a physical high school.
So like that kind of all blurs together.
Is it anybody else like teenage years?
Like maybe like six years old to like late teenager,
it's all just a blur?
Yeah, I don't remember anything.
I remember it.
I feel like you're both joking and now I'm-
I don't know who he's texting right now, someone.
I'm looking up facts about 2005.
I'm looking up if trauma makes you forget shit.
Oh wait, yes, give me facts
cause then I can attach it to a memory.
Okay, let's go to some pop culture of 2005.
What do we think were some of the biggest songs of 2005?
What do you think about?
I think like Peace Up, A Town Down.
Whoa, or Chingy, Holiday Inn.
Oh yeah. Am I right?
Soulja Boy.
Soulja Boy, I don't think Soulja Boy was a thing yet.
Is that too soon? Wait.
No, okay, so here's.
Hey Ya, that was too early
That's a little bit earlier, so
Big one, 2005, I feel like this was earlier
but Lose Control by Missy Elliott
Get Outta Here
We all love that song
Everybody's dancing off camera
to a song that isn't playing
Feel Good by Gorillaz
Feel Good, Incorporated
I'm not gonna do it, I love the Gorillaz. Got it. Feel good. We cannot do it. I love the
Gorillaz. Also, I think Shake It Off by Mariah Carey. Oh, don't funk with my heart by the
Black Eyed Peas. The Black Eyed Peas were lit. Oh, Apple D. App. You guys want to hear the
most 2005 song of all time? Sugar, We're Going Downingin'. Oh my god! Okay, there we go.
Yeah.
That was the only time that you were like,
I will date that punk boy.
I will marry that punk boy.
And then you're like, ah.
Is that also a figure you can't sweat out?
Panic at the Disco, at the same time?
Oh, Panic at the Disco is probably, yeah.
That's when it was like-
That was for me.
Beverly Hills, Weezer.
Of course.
The guys with like the, skrrt.
Yeah, Anthony. Oh yeah. Yeah, Anthony, essentially. You course. The guys with like the, shh! Yeah, Anthony.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, Anthony, essentially.
You were like, I love this guy.
Anthony's haircut was,
that was the coolest haircut you could ever have in 2005.
And you could only see one eye.
Yeah.
You never needed to see this eye
and you were still into it.
It's like, what are you hiding?
You're so mysterious.
God, what a year you had Pond to Replay by Rihanna.
That was, why'd you say it like that?
Pond to Replay. I'm sorry, huh? I said Pond to Replay by Rihanna. That was what, why'd you say it like that? Pwn to Replay.
I'm sorry, huh?
I said Pwn to Replay.
He's doing the other 2005 Lego of like Pwn, like PWN.
I love to hear it.
You got Pwn to the Noobs with the Replay.
I loved it.
Pwn to the Noobs with the Replay.
I love for you to repeat that.
Pwn to the Noobs Replay.
I'd love for you to repeat that.
Pwn to Replay by Rihanna.
Who are you?
I don't know who you are.
This accent is wild. Pwn to Replay. Pwn to replay by Rihanna. Who are you? I don't know who you are. This accent is wild.
Pwn to replay. Is it pawn to replay? No, it's whatever you need it to be because that just
made my day. I'm sorry, back in 2005 where we said Pwn all the time. Pwn to banhammer.
Mr. DJ, Pwn to banhammer. It was Pwn toplay by Rihanna. I love who you are right now.
I've been saying that for 20 years.
Hey DJ, can you put on Pond to Replay?
You're like the Dos Equis guy.
My god, what island do you own?
I feel bad because this is like-
I don't always hit the replay, but when I do,
it's part of the replay.
You're like doing red stripe hooray beer.
Like-
Oh, he's dying.
He's going to break that shirt.
OK.
It's a good shirt.
So this is Rihanna's first, isn't this Rihanna's first album?
That's her first hit song.
And that was played, I think I was definitely,
I was in middle school at some part of 2005
because I remember that song coming on.
This was like prom songs too.
Yeah. Y'all went to prom?
I went to prom.
I went to earlier prom and then,
I think I went to prom three times.
What's earlier prom?
I think I went to prom three times. So I went each time. Oh snap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Yeah. I went to earlier prom and then I think I went to prom three times. What's earlier prom? I think I went to prom three times.
So I went each time.
Oh snap. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice. Yeah?
I went to homecoming once.
I went to two homecomings.
Very cool.
Yeah, thanks.
Was it at home?
Well, it was a home.
Dude, I was.
Were you in your kitchen?
Homecoming?
Uh.
God damn, that's a solid road.
That's so good. I'm a dickhead today. No, that's a solid road. That's so good.
I am in a dickhead today.
No, it's funny.
You can do whatever you want.
Sorry.
Underreplay broke my brain, and now we're on a different path.
Anyways, yeah.
That felt like prom music or homecoming music.
Yeah, it was.
What was the main movie, then, of 2005?
What was the main movie? I feel like Dark Knight was 2006.
I think Dark Knight was 2005.
Because I feel like I drove too.
That's so long ago.
Which would have been, I'm 16.
Biggest movie is 2005.
Oh dude, Revenge of the Sith was 2005.
So good.
So good.
When the Sith are like, we'll get you.
They're like, we're going to get you. They're like, we're going to get you.
At that time.
They're like, bone to replay.
Yeah.
And they're like, what did you say?
Da, da, da.
Don't do it.
So that's not going to get us copyright struck.
It was Batman Begins in 2005.
I'm such an idiot.
Oh, no.
Batman Begins is the last one.
No, that's the first one.
What am I saying?
No, that's the first Christopher Nolan one.
First Christopher Nolan. That's the first Christopher Nolan one. What am I saying? First Christopher Nolan one.
That's the first Christopher Nolan one.
That would be a crazy way to end your franchise.
Can you imagine Batman Begins?
It's like, oh great, we get to hear Batman's story,
but it's over.
Batman, you've been buttoned.
It goes in reverse.
Wait, I did trivia last night,
and I have to say,
You're gonna wanna hear this.
I have to say, the highest grossing,
the highest grossing live action non-anated movie in this decade is The Batman.
That's it?
What?
Isn't that crazy?
Nope.
It was The Batman.
Robert Arpats?
Said this girl with cool sunglasses who was running trivia last night.
And she is correct.
Highest grossing movie in the world.
Jamie, can we Google that?
That's live-action non-animated.
So are they saying Avatar 2 is an animated movie?
I don't know.
I think Naja keeps.
In the, in the, in the, in, from 220.
I shouldn't have brought this up.
This is getting over.
I think you were lied to.
I think this trivia night was just like, liars.
Well, she wore her sunglasses that night, so maybe.
Can we talk about Naja, the Chinese animated film that
is like the most high-grossing in the world,
but America, we're just like, no, it's not.
I've never heard of it.
Exactly.
It's crazy.
Is that right?
Am I right?
You got to check it out.
Oh my god.
I lost so many points last night because she was just wrong.
Yeah, what was it?
Avatar 2, I don't think counts.
We would have taken home the gold.
I don't think Avatar 2 counts as an animated movie,
because there is live action in it.
And I mean, it's.
She said live action, not animated.
I mean, she said The Batman.
It's not, it's not animated.
I think she was wrong.
We can move on.
Doesn't that suck?
OK, speaking of high school, it doesn't, it,
I don't know if it was an issue for y'all, high five.
But because I don't always understand.
Because I think Endgame would also beat it too,
because Endgame was after 2019.
See, that's what I guessed, but I thought,
I think Endgame was 2019 or 2018.
Infinity War was 2019.
I was in high school then.
Guys, we can move on.
2019 was Endgame.
Yeah.
Okay.
We're talking about 2020 on.
And that's what caused COVID.
So 2025.
Well, I was gonna say, like in high school,
did y'all ever like have the urge to correct the teacher?
No.
I never would have.
No.
Did you?
Did you?
But I know that you did.
So I learned by high school that that's not great.
But what I didn't understand before was not like,
actually, it was never that.
It was like, oh, man, you have that info wrong.
Don't you want to know the thing that's different?
Oh, you're doing your job bad.
Yeah, well now I know that.
I didn't mean to be a piece of shit, Shane.
No, my husband is exactly the fucking same way.
But here's the thing,
and her husband is married.
And he found his way.
He found his way.
Sounds like he's doing just fine, Shane.
He's there. He's doing fine. No, I way. Sounds like he's doing just fine, Shane. He's there.
He's doing fine.
No, I get it.
Sometimes he corrects people and I go,
why did you do that?
That was so uncomfortable for me.
And he goes, because that person's walking around
with the wrong information.
And I was like, okay.
It's a balance.
But I remember like a teacher, I don't know.
Like, I don't know.
Yeah.
What did you correct her on?
I remember like a teacher was like,
yeah, the three-headed dog of the underworld is Cerebus.
And I'm like, oh, no, it's Cerberus.
You have the letters flipped.
She spelled it wrong on the board.
Oh, god, was she mortified?
She was pissed.
Oh.
Yeah, no, she didn't love it.
So you did it in front of everyone?
Yeah, I didn't understand.
There's really no other option.
You could have.
I think it's more embarrassing to pull the teacher aside
and be like, hey, teach, can I talk to you real quick?
Can we sidebar real quick? Can I? Hey, teach, can I come here? What the fuck was that back there? Shut that door and put teacher aside be like hey teach Can we sidebar real quick can I hey teach can I come here?
What was that door put the blind quick quick? Hey, so you said sir? What did you just say anyone? Did you?
Yeah, Damien did that I'm kidding and then I had a distance learning program for the last year
Very strict rules it wasn't my home. I lived there. It wasn mom was like, what do you do to acting? Very strict rules. It wasn't my home.
I lived there.
It wasn't my house though.
It was two years and I had to be there.
Oh my God.
And then you're correcting the officers
and they did not like that.
I was being corrected.
They were the correcting officers.
I feel like this is what they were called.
And- Keep it in.
Keep it all in.
Oof.
Oof.
Oof.
Okay. I didn't hit my-
Okay. Speaking of correct and incorrect,
this next thing I'm very excited about.
All right, so in school, you have folders,
and you have different colors for every subject.
Or notebooks.
Oh, there's a right color for every subject.
What are the colors that you associate with every subject?
Let's start with math, because this
has been my answer my entire life,
but I feel like
we're all gonna have different ones.
I know mine.
Math is red.
And two different people.
Did you say red?
Math is blue.
Red.
Math is red.
Math is red.
Math was always blue for me.
Are you crazy?
Math is blue.
That's weird.
Math is red.
Red is not.
Do I have anybody else in here who thinks math is blue?
Shane I would rather find out your colorblind right now and have a little more sunshine moment with you
than this be your take.
This is really sad.
We're worried about you.
Math is blue.
I've got a couple people in here who agree.
Selena, what is math to you?
Green?
You're out of your mind.
OK, let's go.
You're out of your mind.
What?
Let's go bit by bit here.
Math is red.
Math is red.
Because red is hard.
Yeah.
What?
Did you, what?
And red is numbers.
Red is numbers.
And red is blood.
Red is blood with numbers.
Okay, then you say math is blue.
Yeah.
I have a subject that I believe is blue.
We'll see if everyone else agrees.
Or let's say you wanna do it a different way. No, no, that's fine
But let's move on to the next subject. Okay, another subject. We're not gonna discuss how insane he is. Okay. I mean, I think we did
You're also saying Brennan's insane. Yeah. No Brennan's cool. You are. Brennan's been at Smosh for like ten years
You have to be a little crazy to do that
So there's only three people in here who say math is blue
Everyone else was red.
Everyone else was saying red?
No, nobody else was saying, oh.
James was saying red and that's all that matters.
Yeah. Okay.
Red? Yeah.
Wow.
So what was blue for you?
Blue was English or literature?
Yep, me too.
Thank you.
Me too.
Amanda, so smart.
Blue was absolutely English or literature.
You know why?
Because blue is warm, blue is water, blue is fluid.
Blue is literally not warm. That's English. Blue is the words. Blue is the warmest color.
You're right, blue is not warm. But blue is the warmest color. That's a warm movie.
Bluey is a show for everyone. That's true. Blue is for everyone. Blue gives us clues.
Blue does give us clues. Blue does give us clues. I know blue is a cold color.
I understand. Blue was just math to me. I don't know why.
It was always numbers.
So you just swapped them.
So what's red for you?
Red was English.
Red was English slash history.
You do not mix those two together.
Okay, red because read.
Don't start.
Don't!
And if you think that, that's why you failed.
Because they're spelled different and that's the subject.
And I go, I read a book. And I read a book.
Red means red.
You're like, math means meth.
Math means meth and that's why I'm fast.
Meth is blue.
And all man breaking bad.
And his name is Walter White.
And he's Jesse Pinkman.
Jesse Pinkman. And that's a movie.
And blue is English.
It's a TV show.
I know, I said movie.
I fucked up.
She's pregnant.
I'm pregnant.
Don't do this.
Pregnancy brain.
What?
I don't know where I am right now.
Good morning.
Okay.
All right, all right.
You're insane that you mixed history and English together.
Okay, so we just have those swapped.
Sure.
We just have those swapped.
But you mixed things together.
Now here's what I'm worried about our producer, Selena.
She said green is math.
Green is science.
Green is science.
Green is science.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yellow is science.
Yellow is social studies in history.
That's insane.
Why?
Green is social studies in history
because money, money is geography.
That's economics, that's different.
Geography, there's a lot of dirt, which is yellow.
We don't do economics.
You just said money.
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And we're back.
Oh my gosh, thank God.
I learned a lot about geography.
Me too, money.
We're gents of science and that's green.
Yeah.
And social studies and history is.
Well, history I said was also kind of-
Is red.
Is red, I'd also put yellow.
Yellow and red are kind of like,
I just put those in more of the arts, right?
Like yellow and red were always like more-
You think history's art?
I think it's more- You think geography's art? I think it's more-
You think geography is money?
Yeah, of course.
Geography's money, you have to buy land.
Thank God you guys are funny.
Cause we've been up here.
Don't you, don't you start.
We all ended up here and we're so lucky.
Yellow and red were kind of like anything
to do with where you're more reading.
So history, literature, social studies,
I kind of put them all in those categories.
And then green is science.
And green would just be the sciences.
So I would probably.
Yeah, chemistry, biology.
They didn't really have other subjects.
So wait, what was science for you?
Blue.
Science was blue?
What?
I think science makes...
70% water.
I think that blue makes more sense for science than yellow.
That would be geography!
It would be history!
I will, okay, question.
Did you guys ever get the book covers that had like, designs on them?
Because for my like science book,
there were like these little like sleeves to cover it
where it had like planets on it and I would do that stuff.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, you can also do the Lisa Frank situation where,
it's like what's math?
Oh, well math is pink, green, red, blue, yellow,
like it's just all the keeper.
Trapper, no.
Math is dolphins.
I loved Lisa Frank, but that was a trapper keeper or at home
I had stationary I would write letters to my cousin who lived in Jersey and I used Lisa Frank then
Lisa Frank, you wouldn't really bring this school. You know what I will say I do have I still have it
Um a binder from like early elementary school days
It was Sonic and Knuckles like the video game for the Sega Genesis.
Sick!
And Sonic is math and Knuckles is literature.
And he's also, he hits things.
Yeah.
Which is what I corrected the teacher
during the service.
You corrected the teacher again?
No, it's the first time she,
this is terrible, please cut this.
Your teacher was like,
oh, Knuckles, he goes fast.
And you're like, well, he doesn't.
He can glide cause he has locks.
You're like, hey teach, can you shut the door
and put down the blinds?
Let me tell you a little bit about knuckles.
Let me teach you a little bit about miles, tails per hour.
The joke is his name is miles per hour.
It's because he's fast too.
But anyway, I have that binder and that was pretty cool.
And it was for all subjects.
So I did bring it to school and it's not in good condition
because it's from many years ago.
And did you kind of rip the sides
when you were listening to lectures?
Cause mine was all ripped all over the sides. so I kept my nice Lisa Frank at home.
So my family had a hole punch that we used to like organize things and keep things in
binders.
My parents were like, let's, but it was like an early, like, I don't know, fucking Soviets
hole punch where it's like just all iron and the holes were huge.
So everything I punched was like, and it just, it ruined it because it's like a two centimeter hole
on three times in your binder.
Everything just exploded.
Families don't have hole punches anymore.
Families don't have office supplies anymore.
We just don't have them anymore.
Mom, do you have tape?
She's like, when in what world would I ever have tape?
And you're like, when we were kids,
you had to have everything.
You had a stapler.
I've been organizing my streaming room,
and I finally collected all of the office supplies
in a little box.
I do have a stapler.
I got a bunch of tape, a bunch of different expo markers.
Well, that's the kind of content
you're doing on your Twitch channel.
Yeah, well, I run a professional business.
You need a stapler.
Staple all your papers together.
You're doing stapling content.
It's when I staple all my business.
Stapling ASMR.
It's ASMR.
I say, like, you did a good job today.
Rack, tata, tata.
Staples, staples, staples, staples.
I don't know.
I just feel like I always end up needing something.
And I have, like, a laminator.
I have a printer.
A laminator?
I mean, I run a professional.
That's success.
Thank you.
I mean, I work very hard.
I try to do that.
You're doing well.
Who of the entire cast who are competing in the games,
who would be the most likely to have a rolling backpack?
I love this question so deeply,
but it's not just a rolling backpack,
it has to be a little stuffed animal
hooked, chained onto the back.
And maybe a trench coat, I don't know.
Well that changes one.
Trench coat is Spencer.
That's very different. You're right. Trench coat is Spencer. That's very different.
You're right.
Trench coat is...
2005 Spencer was at least hoping he would wear a trench coat.
Just a rolling suitcase, that's it.
We're not gonna- rolling backpack, we're not gonna have any more.
We can do other things, but rolling backpack.
I would say, honestly?
This is really hard.
I would say Courtney.
I'm gonna say no, I think it's Arasha.
Arasha? I think Arasha, rolling backpack.
Well Arasha would have a bunch of files. She'd have like the accordion file thing and she's like...
I think Arasha is like a very high achiever but like didn't put in that
effort of like everything has to be organized. I think she sort of...
like I was kinda like in school in general, I kinda flew by the seat of my pants
but I was like, it worked out, that's great!
I feel like Arasha is out, that's great.
I feel like Arash is probably the same way.
Interesting.
I had a pseudo rolling backpack situation,
because I was in band, so I had my saxophone
that I had to bring back and forth to school.
Who were you?
Were you in band?
I played violin for a little bit,
and then I got really into theater.
You dodged the question, are you in band?
No.
OK.
I was in band.
I wasn't in band, I'm. Okay. I was in band. I wasn't in band.
I'm so sorry. I was in chorus. Oh, I did church choir. Oh, is that where you also played violin?
Oh, I did church choir. Trust me, I sang to the Lord every single week of my life. Like Forrest Gump?
Pretty much, yeah. Wow. And I did all the Christmas specials. I was in that church for a long time
singing, singing my heart out. That's actually really cool.
That's my daughter.
That's actually really cool.
And I was like, hello, sing.
A lot of people's first theater performance experiences come from church.
I grew up in a very religious area and I would do community theater and people would be like,
oh yeah, I did my church play and I can't this time, I'm doing my church play.
Uh huh.
We did a lot of church stuff.
But no, I was not in band.
Wow. But I did play piano and violin. Whoa. Yeah. Do you think you're still good, Adam?
Violin, no, sir. But piano, you think you could bust out a song? I would need a refresher.
I would need a refresher. This song.
Bust out some Moe song. Just bust out some Beef Oven.
No.
I was never very good at alto sax. did my best but it's hard but knowing you Shane I
Think you judge yourself very hard. I wouldn't be surprised if there was like a tape that reemerged where it was like damn
Shane you're really good. You're like yeah, I was okay. I was responsible for some squeaks
We'd have those concerts that I'm not gonna lie
There was some concerts where we would do it in the auditorium and all our
Parents are there and there were some songs where I was like look. I've not nailed this
I'm gonna sit this one out and just pretend I'm
It'll be better if I don't participate
No, you can't tell you sure about that I knew I would say I knew enough about
Being in band and saxophone that I knew when I could sit out and you're not gonna be able to tell if you were my
Son I would be like he's not playing right now. I can tell I can tell those cheeks. They're not puffed up
They're not out your cheeks hurt
Can I tell a really funny story about band in elementary school?
Sure, they started the band program in elementary school.
If you were in fifth grade, you could do it.
I did not.
But most of the fifth graders were like, oh my god, band.
Like, yeah, I want to do this.
And so because they were in fifth grade,
and there's so many of them, they ended up
putting on a performance.
And they could not coordinate harmonies, melodies, anything.
Every instrument played the same note of the song and very slowly.
So when we got brought in for an assembly,
the entire thing was like,
pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa,
and it was like 30 minutes and I was like,
and so I just never joined band,
cause I saw that and I was like,
I don't think I wanted to be a part of this at all.
I love young people trying to pull it together with music. There's nothing funnier than watching them.
It was so funny.
And the teacher would be like, come on guys.
Every note was an orchestral hits like the famous sound effect.
There is nothing funnier than like, I know fifth grade is not like little kids but but little kid band performances or singing performances are hilarious.
Because they're so nervous and they go up there
and they're like, you are off key, girl,
but you look fantastic.
Mom dressed you up, you look so good.
My niece is in a full dance thing
and she has bright red lipstick on and she's like,
and I'm like, what's happening here?
It's my favorite thing when there's videos of like kids
when they see their parents and they get excited
and then they have too much emotion.
So they'll be like there, they'll just be like...
Yeah.
And they lose, they lose all the steps.
They're like, they're just gone.
They're not built for that level of like any of the situation. Like you shouldn't be performing. They lose all the steps. They're just gone. They're not built for that level of any of the situation.
You shouldn't be performing.
They lose all the steps.
And there's definitely one girl who knows all the steps down
to a T, and she's like, get it together.
Yeah.
It's so funny.
No, whenever I get to see any footage from my nieces
and nephew in plays, especially when they were really young,
it's the funniest shit on the planet. It's so funny.
It is so funny.
And they're like, check it out, I'm the tree.
And I'm like, you're killing it.
Yeah, you're killing it.
You're not doing anything,
but two hours later, I'm loving it.
When's intermission?
I did just, oh God.
Me, three glasses of wine.
Yeah, God, this play.
You are a savant.
Can you drive me home?
Can you drive me home?
Can you drive me home, kid?
You did just remind me of the story of high school theater
for me, because I did acting outside of school.
They let me audition for, there were five levels of drama
classes in my school.
And I got to jump in as a freshman
after auditioning with the senior class and the higher
ones,
so I was able to be a part of that play,
but they were the main event.
This was their time they had gone through.
They were seniors.
I was a freshman.
So I played this really old man
that the entire play they're talking about,
this guy's gonna show up, be careful.
It's not waiting for Godot, but it's just like,
he's gonna be here.
We have to fix everything before he gets here.
And at the very end, last two minutes,
I'm like supposed to walk on the cane and be like,
hello, is anyone there, is anyone here?
I can't hear you, I can't see anything.
And there's a trap door that I'm supposed to fall down
with stairs, so I'm supposed to like really quickly
like shuffle down the stairs and be like,
oh, and do like a pratfall.
But the night of the actual performance,
I didn't like, I missed it and I full on just fell down
the stairs and everyone afterwards was like, you killed it!
Like, that was so funny, it looked like you fell!
And I'm just like, that blood is from something else.
I didn't fall at all, like, it's fine.
You're supposed to be an old man, you're like, ahhhh!
I was like, ohhhh.
There is truly nothing more terrifying than, like, live theater.
It is the scariest show in it.
The Spider-Man play kept knocking people out.
Bro, like.
Oh my God, are you talking about the one on Broadway?
Yeah.
It's devastating.
The cursed Spider-Man play.
Oh my God, okay.
Wait, I will say, I know this is crazy long ago,
but I think Olivia would have a rolling back.
Olivia definitely could.
Yup, yup, yup.
Olivia could, and she would not care what people said about it.
She wouldn't give an F.
She'd be like this.
Yeah.
Anyone said anything to her?
Truly.
She'd be like, what? It's fine.
I can ride it.
All right, I think it's time we talk about the teams.
Yeah, like who is on your team?
Okay, so first off, there's the Hollywood hot dogs
versus the downtown dairy cows.
All right, rival high schools.
We love that.
Are Hollywood hot dogs the ones where like
they're street vendors and you get out at an event
and there's nothing that's ever smelled better
in your life and you're just like, damn.
Yeah.
And then the dairy cows are just the people
with milk at the events.
And it's been hot all day.
That's the downtown fashion district
and they're like, do you wanna buy fabric or milk?
Well, I love that, that's fancy.
These gotta be the coolest high school
mascots I've ever seen.
Nobody's looks this cool.
No.
They're always like the off-brand NFL logo.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, yeah.
And 99% of them are also tied to like, you're like,
this is a warrior.
And you look back and you're like,
what was it named 10 years ago?
And you're like, it's a warrior.
It's just a warrior.
It's always been just like a warrior. Okay, so.
On the Hollywood hot dogs.
We've got me.
Okay, fun.
Let's talk team comp. I think that they'll do okay.
We got me. We got
Trevor. Damn. Whoa.
We got Noah. Whoa.
We got Keith. Whoa. We got Arasha.
Oh my god. And we got Angela.
Damn.
You guys are an insane crew.
All-star team, right there.
Yeah, it is.
That's a stacked team.
So you would be, I think you're the tank.
I think, no.
I'm the Reinhardt.
And then I think Keith is the, you know.
He's support.
He's support.
He'll rally you and get you guys like a stat boost.
Yeah.
I think Trevor could be DPS if he puts his mind to it.
Yeah, Arasha's like a healer.
Healer like tactician, yeah.
Or liar.
Liar.
I think Arasha's gonna be very competitive.
I think she's gonna be mind.
Before we talk about that team,
let's go over to the other team.
Oh yeah, okay.
And list that one out.
On the downtown dairy cows, we have Chance, Courtney, Ian, Olivia, Spencer, and Tommy.
Whoa! Totally different vibe. Totally different vibe team though. This is like, this is also such a badass team, but I feel like this is like a, they all feel like independent minds that are coming together to try to be like,
this is what I'm bringing to the table.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I think, and even within that,
hot dog team has Angela,
and I think Angela's like a wild card,
but a very energetic wild card,
whereas the Dairy Cows has Olivia,
who is a wild card, but much more subdued.
It's like, you're just gonna pull out a win out of nowhere,
and we didn't realize it.
But Chance, Chance is gonna be super powered up.
I think it's smart that they.
I think Chance is gonna be competitive too.
I think it's smart that they split Chance up with Angela.
And even Arasha, because I feel like that's gonna cause
some amazing for Chance.
Chance and Angela, that could be the beef of the games.
It actually could.
It could be the hot dog.
It could be the hot dog.
That's kinda what I'm also thinking. I'm like, what are the rivalries we're going to see?
And Angela and Chance is pretty crazy.
They can be on the same team and there's going to be a rivalry.
Like, it'll show up and be like, alright, everybody, like, we're going to try to win this game together.
And Angela will be like, no, fuck you, I'm going to do the most.
You'll be like, bitch.
Yeah, exactly.
Can I ask you a personal question?
Oh.
Have you pooped today? No, I'm kidding.
You and Courtney, different teams.
Yeah.
How's that gonna be?
Whoa, what?
I don't know, we've faced off against each other
plenty of times in summer games.
Uh oh.
I will say Courtney, Courtney is a like,
she's a killer in summer games.
Powerhouse, sports killer.
She's done really well.
Always did really well in a lot of the physical games.
So with some of these mind games, I'm gonna be curious.
I think she'll do really well as also,
I don't know all the games.
And I also know like with these games
and how we do stuff nowadays,
like it's gonna be tricky, right?
I don't think the how to win is gonna be a clear cut thing.
I don't either.
So.
But will you guys go to bed angry?
That's what I wanna know.
No. Wow.
We're gonna leave it in the high school.
Well, well done.
What happens in high school stays in high school.
I wish that was the truth, but it's not.
But yes, for you guys.
As the only unmarried person here,
I think sometimes going to bed angry is okay.
You don't have to force a resolution just because it's nighttime.
Just know that you will be okay at some point,
and there's trust there.
Wow. Fair. You guys are gonna both be okay at some point and there's trust there Wow fair
You guys are gonna. I will say when it comes to when it comes to our games videos and summer games
I don't hold back in the video. I'm like I'm I'm all in I'm gonna get angry, but as soon as we cut
I'm like oh, I laugh it off
Except for that one time except for that one time yeah, where you threw me over a wall
Nice work.
Yeah.
Unless it's werewolf.
No, I laugh immediately after werewolf.
No, I'm just kidding.
Will Summer Games be leaked early this time?
And will it be by Keith?
Has it been leaked already?
Has it been leaked?
We're recording this in the past and it's happened a lot.
Because yeah, we have not, we still have a little bit of time before the games begin.
Do we want to predict if it'll get leaked? I have faith. I have faith it's not gonna get leaked.
I don't think it'll get leaked. The production team in this room is really hopeful that that bet will come true.
I don't think it'll get leaked, but I will be wearing this sweatshirt every day out in public.
What?
I think if someone leaks it,
I think we're going to finally see Rachel kill someone.
Oh my God!
I would love to see that.
You know, every Shane guesses everything I learn about Rachel,
I'm like, I think she could kill a man.
And you know what I think she would do?
She'd run over them with her car and go,
Whoops.
She'd be like, yeah, so I had to do that.
I had to do it for the better of the company.
The company is safe, and that's all that matters.
You suddenly were like, how was your weekend?
Did you just make her the, god, I forgot her name,
the Angela, god damn it, sorry, never mind, the Lumen lady.
Who?
Oh, from Severance.
Mrs. Severance, like that's our Rachel.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I must do it for the company.
Yeah.
That's Rachel.
I think if someone leaks it, they're
going to suddenly see on the schedule,
scheduled for next week, your death.
And Rachel's going to be like, hey, did you see the I made that,
put that on the calendar?
You're going to die.
Yeah, you're going to die.
It's the death in the city scary story.
Yeah.
I don't think it's going to get leaked.
I don't.
I don't either.
They're taking a lot of precautions this year.
Yeah.
They're making sure it's not going to happen.
It's going to be tight.
They made sure to log in to Keith's auto pay
for his cell phone, skip a month.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, god.
Love you, Keith.
Proud of you.
OK. Who do we think? I don't know if there's gonna be
awards for like MVP or something,
but who do you think is going to be
maybe like a Dark Horse MVP this year?
Who do you see being like a-
There's too many options.
Chance.
Chance?
Chance is a big one.
I think Chance could do really well,
but Chance is also so competitive that it's like,
is he gonna get in his head?
Is he gonna be able to stay focused
will it be a personal thing where he's also more focused on being Angela than
you're right see with all these like mind games and stuff I could see I could
see oddly I think Trevor could be a I think crush I think Trevor although
sometimes he gets overwhelmed like when too many people are on him
that he retreats.
And ah.
I think that's going to be on his team, though.
Is his team going to support him and give him that slap?
I'll support him.
I'm going to support him.
Chase on there.
I'm going to support him.
Because make sure he's fine.
OK, well, we'll see about that.
He's also been training physically a lot.
So he's incredibly physically fit.
He's got the reach.
And as long as he's able to have that support from teammates,
he really could be an MVP.
You're so right.
Yeah.
And one of the games, I think, is punching.
Yeah.
Just go back and forth punching.
Well, who can punch the highest?
Yeah, it's that thing where you put two knives in the ground
and you have your back heel on it,
and you can't move from that spot.
You just take turns punching each other.
Absolutely.
You never heard about that?
No, I'd love to play.
You've clearly never watched Yu Yu Hakusho.
Don't understand what he says.
Yusuke Yurimeshi is a spirit detective, basically.
Where are we?
He dies in the first episode, and then he
becomes a spirit detective.
Wow, spoiler alert.
No, no, no, because he goes back to the human world,
and he lives between the two, and now he fights ghosts
with other people.
Summer Games Yu Yu Hakusho.
What are we talking about? Well, Yu Yu Hakusho. What are we talking about?
Well, Yu Yu Hakusho is in high school.
Is it too late to change?
What are we discussing here?
Yusuke Urameshi.
Kuwabara, you would love him.
I don't know.
Actually, there's a live action series on Netflix of Yu Yu
Hakusho, and you should watch it.
What is it called?
I don't know if we should.
I don't think we should have that one.
It'd be Amanda watching that.
What?
It's not as good as the anime.
Well, what is it called?
Yu Yu Hakusho.
Yeah, but it's a little more palatable.
It's just shorter.
I don't think it's very good.
So am I watching it or am I not watching it?
If I'm gonna use my one like,
hey Amanda, we should watch this card.
It's not gonna be on that.
You didn't use multiple, hey, you should watch this card.
I watched a lot of things he says.
It's probably not gonna be on the anime either.
There's other animes you'd like more.
Did you watch the live action one piece?
I watched two episodes of it.
That one is so good.
Yeah, it was really intense. Watch that one.
And I liked it.
I love it. It knows what it is.
Yeah. It insists upon itself.
In high school, instead of doing my distance learning work, I found bootleg ripped copies of Naruto in Bleach,
and I did that, and I watched that all day in my room,
and then I would tell my parents
that I got a lot of lessons done, and I didn't.
And now you're a very successful voice actor, so.
So you killed it.
You did well.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Hey, I'm really good at rushing last minute.
I did do like a year of schoolwork
in like a month and a half,
and I still got a four-born home
I think Smosh is compiled of just the funniest people where we all like when we were kids were just like I like to
Play video games or just like make jokes and it's like we somehow
Yeah ended up here. We've dodged like death and failure at every moment you drown twice
Yeah, it's like
Okay, we're here. We did it. It's a weird butterfly effect. We're like this had to happen
It's like reverse final destination where every car that almost I almost got hit by a car in Hollywood once
I had to jump back and like dodge it and that's just all these situations
We're like no you have to make the best content the internet's ever seen yeah, cuz we have people skills
Yeah, because it's the people skills. We have a version of people skills. Yeah, you guys don't I do
Because it's the people skills. We have a version of people skills.
You guys don't.
I do.
Our people skills, I don't know what they are.
I wouldn't say people skills.
Yeah, no, I took that back quickly after I said it.
I'm really good with, I worked customer support.
I was at an airport the other day, and I had a major delay.
And I just talked to the person at the front desk
and explained it was very polite.
They upgraded me to first class for free. They did that because they were like,
please sit down sir. They were like, you have good people skills. I admire that. They said that?
They thought it. And you can read minds. Yeah. Wow. We're back. Excellent. You guys are going to do well.
Do you want to make big bets right now on what team's going to win? Hot dogs. Hot dogs? Okay,
yeah hot dogs for sure. I don't know. Oh, I have to stay impartial.
I have to stay impartial.
You know what?
Cut that.
I'm going to be honest.
I don't know.
I think down... Oh.
I think it's an actual toss up to be honest.
I think it's a toss up because I feel like the dairy cows, I think you guys, the hot
dogs are all wild cards.
You guys are F'd up.
I think the dairy cows are going to keep a level head and be like, here we up. I think the downtown dairy cows
are gonna keep a level head and be like, here we go.
I will say, looking at this, the downtown dairy cows
are definitely a more level headed team.
We got a lot of emotion on the hot dogs.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you guys have a lot.
Angela, Keith, Noah, myself, we get fired up.
Yeah. There is such a spread of knowledge and skill Noah, Keith, Noah, myself, we get fired up.
Here's, there is such a spread of knowledge and skill
across both of them just in such different ways.
But I'm like, is the tension,
is the like fighting between Olivia and Tommy
gonna be too much?
You know, that age old rivalry.
I know.
What?
I know.
They always fight.
You're right. Can I be so real with you guys? I know. They always fight. You're right.
Can I be so real with you guys?
Please do.
Olivia can fly.
I've seen it.
Oh, yeah.
I literally believe that.
No, that's for sure.
I feel like it's gonna come up.
And I hope that it does.
I hope that we finally witness it.
I sometimes notice I'll look down at her feet
and I notice she's like a half inch off the ground.
And you're like, are you doing the Daniel Blaine?
And she's just pretending to walk.
She's like, hey guys, I got these snacks.
They're so weird.
I don't know what they are.
And then she sets like half of it down.
She gives you snacks?
She does.
It's usually ones she doesn't like.
Oh, she and I like a lot of the same foods, to be honest.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, we'll talk about food stuff often.
That's in fact, I think that's like the only thing we talk
about.
Hey, that's a cool thing.
Hey, that's good.
Good thing you're not on our team, you know?
Yeah.
I get to be an unbiased judgmental.
Do you have a favorite team?
Tell us.
Looking at these two?
Tell us.
I'll never tell.
No, I think I want to give each team a chance
to actually sort of prove themselves.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah.
We will be seeing.
We will be overwatching.
Overwatching?
We will be watching you guys.
And that's why you're the Reinhardt.
Because we'll be overwatching. Yeah, we'll be overwatching. Mm- we will be watching you guys. Why you're the Reinhardt? Because we'll be over watching. Yeah, we'll be over watching
Mm-hmm prepare for Titanfall. Ooh, okay. I'm gonna make some other predictions really quick. Look at the back of your iPad
That's awesome what the Hank
Who's Hank? I just think I'll say heck what the heck I didn't watch that show
That's okay. I'm okay dad
You don't need to watch it for all those reasons
Whoa, I'm gonna watch Simpsons. I didn't watch over the hill and it shows. Oh, I hate you
We're back to back. I was a 730 and 8 p.m.. Kind of I didn't actually watch Simpsons or King of the
Simpsons I watched I remember I have a preschool memory where they said what is your favorite show and I said the Simpsons I was watching watch Simpsons or King of the Hill either. Whoa! Simpsons I watched, I remember I have a preschool memory where they said, what is your favorite show?
And I said the Simpsons.
I was watching the Simpsons in preschool.
That's wild.
And it shows.
And it shows.
I also think that, okay,
some beefs that I think are gonna happen.
Yeah.
Chance and Angela, that's an obvious one.
100%.
So obvious that it may not happen that much.
Yeah.
Other beefs that could occur, I think Spencer,
I've not yet seen him as a competitor in Summer Games, I think Spencer, I've not got to
seen him as a competitor in summer games, I think he could be saying some
dastardly things to the opposing team. I can see Spencer and Angela being a
huge thing or Spencer and Arasha. I was gonna say Trevor. Spencer and Trevor. Why is Spencer such a...
I just think he's gonna be throwing out some one-liners that are gonna just start to piss people off.
You know what advantage that team has?
Ian and Spencer are both in very directorial positions.
I know there's jack of all trades.
Courtney, they do everything.
Like you do everything.
But, you know what I mean?
But Spencer helped produce some of these games.
So he's kinda like...
So he might try to get ownership over these games
and Arashna might be like, no, I have ownership. He knows too much.
He knows too much.
It almost feels like it's not fair.
Do we want to swap me for Spencer in some of the games?
No.
You have to be the host.
I can do both.
No.
You can't run in this.
I can, that's why it's cut off.
What? For speed.
Are you joking? And this too?
Yeah.
Wait, that's blue and it's Matt.
I read it and it goes? Yeah, wait, that's
Bitch I didn't pick this that sucks for you guys
Signs were there this whole time
E MC that science
But if anything Selena's right, what are you talking about? Hey, that's an equation
That's math and science.
Okay, physics would fall.
Okay, physics is like the in-between of science and math
because you're doing mathematical equations.
I can't handle this.
I didn't choose this tie.
You didn't choose?
I didn't choose this family.
Damien didn't choose the tie, so we can't.
Space is math, basically.
What?
Tell that to Katy Perry.
I think science, I'm thinking of like biology.
I'm not gonna tell anything, Katy Perry. Katy Perry is an astronaut now. We all need to Katy Perry. I think science, I'm thinking of like biology. I'm not gonna tell anything to Katy Perry.
Katy Perry is an astronaut now. We all need to accept it.
Katy Perry is a wackety.
I see a sign in there. That's on a calculator.
It's math. What? Let me see.
Shut up.
Yeah, but I got swords on me. That's history. This is orange and red.
Yeah. Exactly.
I told you you smell like swords and everyone made fun of me.
And look, he has swords all over his body.
Yeah, but do you think tattoos are scratch and and if I know they are they should be they must be oh my gosh
What a cool way to immediately get sick in a couple years
Someone needs to invent that and then be like we put cinnamon in your skin
Like the first of anything to try something out where it's like I wasn't it like a VidCon a couple years back where they're
Like yeah, they're giving people like UV tattoos. I's like, wasn't it like a VidCon a couple years back where they're like, yeah, they're giving people
like UV tattoos, I'm like, I don't think so.
They even know that like certain red inks
are like carcinogenic and I'm like, well, I've got it.
Like explosive tattoos, pretty cool.
I'll just lop off my right arm, it's fine.
No, please don't.
Well, robot arm, by the time that happens, robot arm.
I have a question.
Answer.
Do people win anything after summer games?
It's just a legacy, you know?
It's like that's your reputation.
Yeah, because you remember who won all the repu-
who won last time, MVP?
I think Courtney won the last MVP.
OK, you actually do know.
Whoa.
And I won LVP.
What's that, loser?
Least valuable person.
It was a different time.
Wait, you're joking. Wait. I'm not kidding.ast, least valuable person. It was a different time.
Wait, you're joking.
Wait, that's a little...
I'm not kidding, I won that.
That is actually a little mean.
For the balloon one?
No, it was for Apocalypse.
I won LVP.
Oh, I got...
I won LVP.
Yeah, you keep saying won LVP.
I don't think those two...
I was pretty garbage in that one.
So I'm gonna try to turn it around and try to be really valuable this year.
Oh, he's gonna be really aggressive.
Oh. He's gonna be really aggressive. Yeah, I didn't get to go to high school. Oh, I this is my high school experience
Oh, no. Oh my god. Are you gonna be like the homeschool kid? I'm gonna make this is gonna be the time of my life
Oh my god. Oh, no, this is bad. He's guys summer games is beginning
It's something's gonna happen to Shane. We are gonna lose Shane look at him now remember his face
You will never see this man because after this episode ends. I'm changing entirely as we shave your head
What why Keith already did that? Oh?
He's after some of your games. We could do a mohawk. That's definitely Smosh apocalypse
We need to get you like a 90s like imagine to do a mohawk, but I do the chosen with the mohawk
Oh a middle parted mohawk
Also gross yeah, get wings tattooed right here Imagine I do a mohawk, but I do the chosen with the mohawk. A middle-parted mohawk. People would lose their damn minds.
No, no, no.
It's also gross.
You'd be like a monk.
Get wings tattooed right here.
Like a high schooler.
Yes, exactly.
Like the high schoolers.
And a tramp stamp, too.
Like the high schoolers in 13 Reasons Why
where they're just covered in tattoos for some reason.
Florida?
I don't know.
I don't know where it takes place.
I'm gonna get Florida tattooed on my body
You could be whoever you want to be Shane. I'm gonna be I get to finally be who I always wanted to be
You never went to high school. We gotta make sure you have all those experiences. You gotta have your first kiss under the bleachers
Oh my god, who?
There's Trevor. There's um, we'll find something. Noah
There's a hot dog. Yeah. Oh my god, you could do it. I'm gonna eat Sonya hot dogs. I'm gonna do a skitter Shane romantic hot dog sketch.
It was before your time.
Ah, damn.
Are you guys ready for Summer Games?
I'm so ready, being the character that I will be.
OK.
I was born via Caesarian section,
but I'm ready for Summer Games.
Hey, I haven't had my baby yet.
Let's just get, let's just, hold on.
You thought I was gonna say I was born ready,
and I switched it up on you. I was like was born ready, and I switched it up on you.
I was like, what the fuck?
I switched it up on you.
Okay, guys, it is time for Summer Games this week.
Enjoy, buckle up, it's gonna be a ride.
We're going back to 2005.
I cannot wait.
And we'll see you there.
Whoa!
Whoa!
This hot tub is a time machine!
Alright, see you later! Bye! Bye!