Smosh Mouth - #105 - We Got Detention

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

We got some degenerates here to recap to Amanda what's been going on this Smosh Summer Games! PODCAST: https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthSpotify https://smo.sh/SmoshMouthiHeart https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthApple�� SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com  WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Vida Robbins Executive Producer, Smosh Summer Games: Kiana Parker Creative Director: Kiana Parker Field Producers: Erin Dougal, Emily Parker Confessionals Producers: Mike Criscimagna, Nicole Blacklock Consultant: Joseph Guidry Confessionals Director: Nicole Blacklock Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Wardrobe Supervisor: Megan Luby Wardrobe Assistant: Jacqui Culler Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Prop Assistant: Bridgette Baron Art Coordinator: Abby Schmidt Set Dresser: Ryan Nguyen Set Dresser: Carly Hough Set Dresser: Tyler Lorita Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Mixer: Jose Perez Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Audio Utility: Matt Taylor Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Camera Operator: Susie Shircliff Camera Operator: Simone Williams Camera Operator: Reagan Frazier Camera Operator: Eric Wann 1st AC: Macy Armstrong Gaffer: Billy Yates Key Grip: Marlon Savinelli ACLT: Nick Giomuso Best Grip: Han Radjawane Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Production Assistant: Michael Gomez Production Assistant: Tyrelle Anthony Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Operations Manager: Selina Garcia Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames SmoshAlike: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth, or should I say detention? I'm Shane. I'm Amanda, and we have a wonderful guest who's also in detention, Spencer Agney. Yeah, whatever they say I did, I didn't do it. Yes, you did. That's why you're here. That's why you're here, man. Everyone who's put in detention deserves to be in detention. Whoa.

Hey, I said it. I think the detention system is fucked up. You think? Yeah. I got to be honest, you guys. What? technically this is my first time in detention. I never went to detention as a kid.

I don't even think we really had detention. You were way too good. I never heard of anyone. I thought you were fully homeschooled. I was home school throughout high school. He had detention at home. Guys, we did not have detention. I didn't have detention.

Or if they, my mom sends me to detention. I just was in my room already. So, just played more of World of Warcraft. Oh. I never had detention in elementary or middle school. But I also, no one in my class ever got sent to. I don't think there was. Oh, we did detention full on.

And it was always in the worst room, like the small room that was, like, sticky. And, like, there were old signs everywhere, and it was hot. Oh. And you were like, what did I do? And you had to stay after, like, two hours. Oh. Do you know how much that sucks? That cuts in a dintin time.

Yeah, I was going to say, you're starving. What time did you all get out of school in high school? It felt like late. It felt like I was there from six to seven. Our school ended at 1.45. What? You need to get out of it. What time did it start?

7 a. Okay, well, that's an early start. I started at 7 a.m. and I think we got out at like three or four. That's, I've seen a lot of nods. That's crazy. Yeah. What? No, that's how long school is, guys. We had seven classes, and we fit that shit in eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Well, your school's efficient.

You guys were just really smart, so you got done with it all. You read all your books by then. Ours was like art first period, which took, you know, an hour and a half to paint. Oh, wow. Do you have double, double block or whatever that shit was? I didn't have double block, no. What did you get detention for? Smoking a J.

Yeah, smoking a J in the bathroom. No, no, no. I was late because I had to rely on my sisters to drive me. And one time I wore my sister's shirt, so she was really pissed at me. So she decided to drive to the end of the block and wait for me there. Oh. And that happened many times. The mornings were hell.

I basically had to like hope to God she was an engagement. good mood to get into her shit car and then get there so I would what was the car it was the license plate do you remember yeah what was the license plate number thank you can it was a topaz a topaz a white topaz and I don't remember the other thing of it never heard of never heard of this car model well it didn't do well I was gonna say I'm mine was a black jetta nice sick that's good windows my friend had like a really old like rabbit like the the Volkswagen rabbit oh I know No, with no top and it only had a cassette player. That's sick.

And all we had was Nimrod by Green Day. Nice. Oh, nice. Very cool. Yeah, it was sick. Anyways. So we are well into summer games. Yes, we are.

We're a week in, and we had a huge twist happen. Yeah, by your t-shirts, I can tell. Yeah. For those watching and listening, I mean, if you didn't know, I mean, spoiler, but hey, you can go back and watch it happen. Spencer, myself, Angela, and Courtney are all now on a team. There are now three teams, and we're the detention degenerates. And you guys got split into that team because you guys were the first out in most... We were the only four out in darts, which we started.

We were like, oh, this is going to be a cutthroat game because Anthony gets to just turn around and figure out who threw a dart at him. Turns out Anthony was not good at that. Explain. Because he was in the room, and I'd love to hear it in detail. We were all seated in a room, and we would take turns throwing darts at him, and after we threw a dart, he would turn around and figure out who threw the dart, and he could not figure it. That is so many.

It is very hard. Of course it's hard. Also, you're throwing darts at him. Who green-lit? I know. Well, they're Velcro. He had a gigantic felt. Oh, Anthony.

He had a gigantic felt dartboard. I will say, yeah, it's very hard. There were a couple where I was like, okay, he can get a general idea. We gave him 50s. 50, 50, like, four times, and I think he missed, like, statistically, it was like, it was kind of impressive. It was almost you, but we were worried about the optics of throwing darts at a pregnant lady.

Oh, it would have been fine. It would have just made it go quicker. Yeah, it was at your back. Yeah, it's at my back. So you hit the back and then the baby. You're pregnant in the front, yeah. We're helping it alone. We're letting some air out.

It's like a contraction. So, like, realistic, like, air holes. Exactly. Why did you guys put me in? Put me in, coach. He was, he was the producer. I didn't know anything. I didn't know anything about this.

You were the producer, which is very exciting. How has it been turned out? How's it going? How's summer games going from your view? Dude, honestly, I mean, we had an awesome team. We've been working on this for a while. You know, I was like, I feel like I shouldn't be in it because I'm like, because I'm doing a lot.

Because I've been doing a lot. But like, there's so much stuff that we couldn't plan for that just kind of emerges naturally. And it's been amazing so far. Well, you didn't know. So you guys did not plan on the third team. You had no idea who would get on the third team. We didn't know who would get on the third team. I knew about the plans for a third team,

but it was truly like, there were so many different iterations of what this could look like. One, we were thinking about, like, what if there were no teams? Like, it was just every person for themselves for summer games. And it's just like, you know, everyone's like, but then, you know, we love the team aspect so much. And it's like, how could we evolve that? I love three teams. Changes things up quite a bit. There's a lot of noises happening.

Oh, it's people moving chairs and tables. Yeah. Schools are not soundproof. It's been a minute since I've been in a library. Yeah, but I love a library. It's really cool. We're in a huge library. All the signs, if you're seeing them here,

or also in other Smosh Games videos or Summer Games videos, art made just tons of artwork that's in the background. So if you at any point are able to look at it, it's good. It's so good. And I think you're able to see it pretty well because we're shooting this in 4K. Yeah. Four carrots.

This is 4K. Wow. That's right. That's me in 4K on this ball. And that's what people want. And look. There it is. Check out this.

Look at this. I know. Are we kidding? Movie Mandy. Oh, I thought you're showing the ring. Quarter zip. No, no. Hey, let me cover that up.

I'm a student. Movie Mandy. That's my name. I didn't realize that's so cute. Isn't that so cute? And I am not on any team. I'm on my own team I'm the person at the front desk

who checks you in knows your whole life story knows your parents knows when you were sick knows you've even better good exactly follows you in the hall asks if you have a pass even though it's not our job

right annoys the principal sure that's my job sure that's me yeah but you had to miss so much that the first like few games I know

you can't run you can't run when you have a baby in there We did all our physical stuff. We got that all out of the way. Did you get mad FOMO? I did. I got mad FOMO.

We had so much fun. What did you even do yesterday? Nothing. I sat down and looked at old Smosh videos. You just watched Smosh all day. And then I watched a lot of fan compilations. Mostly ones of us. I was going to say, I don't think we...

The one that starts with Spencer being like, I miss Amanda. Because I said that, I said that yesterday too, Shane. He was like, oh, another one for the compilation. I'm like, you think life's just like for compilations, bro. I can't just express myself. it's fair it's just i pulled shane aside and was like bro like i'm trying to be real with you that's so sweet yeah no it actually yeah you know what i'm gonna shut up when you're in school you get vulnerable and you get real yeah yeah especially study hall when when you're in detention i mean have you seen the

film breakfast club i've heard of it i'm just kidding i've seen it you i've seen i was gonna say you better get in a car and you better i have seen breakfast club okay you better um so you know for your for your teacher i was thinking like are you more of like the you know like the front office ladies in Greece who like who plays the oh the old lady he's like I want to go la la la yeah or or the lady in ferris bueller's day off there who's like they think he's a righteous dude oh yeah like I think that's like the other lady in um Greece is so funny when she's like I'm gonna rip them yeah no those front ladies in Greece are so good so I'm different I'm I'm like sunshine but I'm also evil inside oh okay I mean it's my mission to

make your guys' lives miserable. Good. Because the school needs me to do that. That's what they pay you for. They didn't ask me to do it, but they did ask me to do it. Okay. Yeah. Very cool. So that's me. Solid. Yeah. So you guys are on separate teams. No, we're on the same team now.

So you guys are on the same team. We started on separate team. There's three teams. How was that when all three teams got dispersed? Well, it's so recent. It's so fresh, really. I hardly know my teammates now. I mean, Angela, Spencer, Courtney, I've only spent a little bit of time with them. Yeah.

Courtney and Spencer were on different, they were on a different team for most of the week. So I just don't know who they are. Yeah, so Courtney and I have the rapport, but, you know, they're just getting to no shame really for the first time. And, you know, oddly enough, I think my biggest rivalry now is with Angela because she is the reason I ended up on this detention team. She completely threw me under the bus.

Explain that. So, so in darts, I was killing it, right? I was fooling answer. Anthony every step of the way. Wow. He was never going to pick me. I threw a dart really hard. It hit, it bounced off the wall and hit him in the face, which is impressive.

This is so sad to me. Yeah, but it's, it was very cool. Okay. Because of that, Anthony would have no idea where this dart came from. He turns around and Angela walks up. She's already been out, right? So she's on the side of the question. I heard that she was kind of like coming out strong.

She walks up to my desk and starts just like. Bad mouthing you? Bad-mouthing me, being like, berating. Look at that, you hit him in the face. And I was like, she's on my team. We're on the hot dog. Oh, so that doesn't make sense.

No, it makes no sense. Okay. And here's the thing. It's so blatant. It's so ridiculous that I think people are going to think it's rigged. It's not. She recognizes in the moment what she's doing. Yeah.

And stops. And even after we were done filming, she was like, I'm so sorry. Well, she likes to badmouth you often. She just has no self-control. I think she had been waiting the entire thing because, like, you know, then being on the same team kind of, you know, there is no space to badmuffs. badmouth your teammates.

That's just not a good look. So she let it all out right now. Oh, and because of that, we need to go to this ad right now. Oh, yeah, ad. Okay, we're back. Wow. Those frames.

My mom has one. My grandmother has one. We're done with the ad. Thanks. You're not getting paid. We're back to our time. No wonder why Angela badmouse you. Okay, continue?

That's pretty much. Yeah, she threw me under the bus. So, okay. So your own teammate threw you under the bus. Yeah. And I'm pissed. And now you are both on a new team together. We're both on a new team.

And now we're with Spencer and Courtney. So I remember the first marshmallow that we did to present summer games. We had a bit of predictions. Yeah. And I think we said that Angela and Chance would be rivals. Did that occur yesterday? They've definitely been rivals. So where I think their rivalry was most intense, where I think a lot of the rivalry was very intense

was the physical games was PE, which was right off the bad. And that was a hot way to start because we. We start off with like sprinting full speed, jumping as high as we can, and throwing a football as far as we can. I heard you jumped. Hi. I jumped. Did someone say I jumped high? Yeah, someone actually, that was like the first thing they said. They didn't even say hi Amanda. They said, Shane jumped high. Really? Yeah. I think they said high and she heard Shane jump high. Yeah, I heard Shane jump high. No, the physical stuff was really scary for me. Really? I think like, because I was really anticipating like, oh, like we'll do like, you know, some people go really slow on purpose. Like, bowl. Everyone was just like immediately, I'm going to try as hard as I can. Well, that's what made most sense to us.

We did the math and we were like, look, I know getting seventh gets you a lot of points. So you can hope to get lucky and get that. But if we all go as hard as we can, there's a chance one of us will just manage to land on seventh. And that worked in our favor. Yeah, it's like, what if I try really hard, but I'm not that good? That's kind of our logic. That was kind of our logic because when I did the jump, I was like, all right, I jumped as high as I can. There's a lot of people who are taller than me and all this stuff.

So I'm like, I think I might land in seventh. And I was right. I was giving it like probably 70% on each of those. And now I regret not going. How come you didn't do the rest of the percent? Yeah, sure. You're definitely giving 70%. I was thinking I was giving like 70%.

No, like they're like, I legitimately think I could, I could have run faster, bro. You think you could run back. And I bet you. Why are you holding back? Because I was thinking, you know, my whole thing when it was like get seventh, I was like, so I shouldn't go all out. Like there was a part of me that was saving your energy. That was saving my energy.

and you know that was ultimately the wrong choice and you were on dairy team yes the cows were the cows we got our shit rocked no no we unfortunately lost I think all you lost all three and then we lost the and then we lost the burning questions

burning questions went to a tie though that was intense I heard there was some fun in burning questions I heard that some people didn't realize that Arasha did a little prank oh yes That actually filled my stomach with like a pit of emptiness. Oh. Well, when I was experiencing it, it also filled my stomach with emptiness. So I guess we should probably clarify when we're filming this,

because it's going to come across as if Keith, Noah and Olivia, had no idea for like four months. How long was it? As of recording this, it still was a good amount of time that it was revealed in burning questions that Arasha was not married. which had already been established on BitCity, but Keith Noah and Olivia had no idea. Basically, it was like who,

this is for those watching, a spoiler, but the question was who on your team is most likely to pull a senior prank. Oh, Arasha. Oh, Noah was at the podium, and Noah put Trevor. Because he's tall. Because he's tall.

What? So then we were all like, well, obviously, well, people don't pull pranks. Obviously, obviously, Arasha is the liar and the prankster because she pulled. this massive prank and then you see Noah and Keith both go what like she's not getting married oh no and then Olivia was also like she's not getting married oh no because they weren't there for that bit city and no one clue them in they they were not aware regardless and nobody told them

she did the marvel prank I know a year before that she's done so many prints to me Arasha is the prankster I know because she commits so hard I mean for months she I thought my pregnancy was a prank. I did talk to Rasha, and she did say that pulling off the marriage prank actually ruined her life. She did say that. Because she was just certain that she was getting reverse pranked the entire time. The fact that she thought your pregnancy was not real is mind-boggling to me. I was like, you think Amanda's going through all of this.

I would never in my life. Yeah. I mean, that would be so many different size bellies that I'd have to purchase. Think about how many belly That I have to like Shove on It's yeah Like you bought like

20 You could just like clay And just keep like add like a layer Yeah just have clay Oh yeah I'll put a shirt over wet clay Wardrobe will be like We're gonna fit you and I'm like

And if it falls out you just go I'm heading to pottery class after Yeah exactly I think you let the clay dry first Yeah No I'd be in a rush 50 pounds of hardened clay underneath your shirt

I can't do pranks like I I know it hurt yeah yeah I would agree I can't do them either I hate yeah no I do not except for the time we pranked you with that that five nights at Freddy's oh yeah bite of 84 yeah 83 one of them I don't know which one we say I forget yeah you guys did do that frank seven but that was like a that that was like a that was a silly yeah that was a silly it was so we played all of five nights at Freddy's after that and that it you we did the prank because we knew it was going to set up something beautiful and it did thanks it brought us closer to

other, I think. No, I felt very close after that. Yeah. And Five Nights of Freddy's. Have you guys ever been pranks really badly in high school? Well, I didn't go to high school. Oh, my God. I did have a friend.

I did have a friend try to prank me when I was a teenager. And this was just like a horrible prank where she was like, yeah, our friend is in the hospital. She like fell downstairs and she's like in the emergency room. And they had already pranked me a couple times where I just knew that it was a, I knew it wasn't true. and they're like you need to call this number you need to call the hospital and i was like no because i truly by this point had no trust in them i was just like no it's a bad place i know it's a prank

so they didn't get you they did not get me but i was like i was like how dare you go this far that's really bad i the the only time i really got pranked was when in like middle school when you're around in a circle and there's chairs and i was going to sit in a chair they pulled a chair out from you? Jesus. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. When you're tall.

Is that even a prank? Is that even a prank? No, it's, it, let me tell you, it was, I'll never forget it. I was so embarrassed. It's like when Shane got booed out of that dance circle. Yeah, that's what I got booed out of that dance circle. Oh yeah, should we talk about when you got booed out of that dance circle? Yeah, so I think it's, I can't remember if it's this past Saturday or this future Saturday's

Reddit stories where I, we were talking about how stuff from your childhood when people say like remarks or bully you remember it forever yeah and i got booed out of a dance circle in middle school what was your what was your dance we're like oh yeah what was the dance i think i think i was trying to moonwalk in and just like try to do so but here's this thing i know you told you that you should moonwalk in i don't nobody i had no friends uh now i feel horrible i had friends i had friends i knew where were they and where were they and where were they not in the dancer They wouldn't have booed me. No, they probably would have.

Ooh, can I tell the story about the time when I was in third grade and I thought I was gay because I could draw? God, dang it, man. Come on. Yeah, dude, you're going to get, you cannot, you're not,

because of copyright, you can no longer be in third grade and thought you were gay. Did you, bro, did you seriously just be in third grade and thought you were gay? You can't do that anymore. Have you never heard that song by Baclemore?

Maclemore will find you. The song? The song literally starts. He's like when I was in third grade. I thought it was gay because I could draw. Wait, have you, we're not doing this again, Amanda. I know who Macklemore is.

Don't start with me. This is post thrift shop. This is post thrift shop. But I haven't, I don't remember that song. My mom played the song for me. She was like, isn't this beautiful? I was like, mom, this might be legitimately the worst thing I've ever heard. Your mom is an angel.

Yeah. Your mom is an angel. Yeah. So that wasn't a true story. That was just a McElmore. That was, I was recounting. Acomore's tale. I do have a crazy story that we told in high school.

So it was after high school. We had his teacher, and he was older. And then, you know, a couple years later, he died. And then, you know, we thought it'd be funny if we told people he died in a skydiving accident. And, like, many people believed us. And we, like, couldn't believe. It was kind of one of those things that just kept going and going.

They're like, oh, skydiving. and we're like, yeah. Like, this man must have been over 80. Like, we were just like, are you seriously going to like keep like, and you know, we just didn't want to like back up on it. It was like skydiving. Oh, yeah. We were like, yeah.

Like, you know, it just. And now you're stuck with that. And we were stuck with it. Did any teacher go, no? Do you think there are students, like former people who went to that school with you who to this day are like, yeah, I had a teacher who died in a skydive? Maybe. Wow.

You actually made him a legend. Yeah, to me, to me it was like that's such a funny, like, also like, I mean, realistically, how many people do die skydiving? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We can't back to him right now because we don't have Wi-Fi. We don't have Wi-Fi because we are in detention.

So we have no idea. No phones. Someone was Googling boobs on the computer. I don't know, statistically. You know on their calculator they were Googling boobs? Oh, yeah. That's the way to do it. Yeah.

Point 27 deaths out of every 100,000 jumps. That's statistically. That's safe as fuck. I've heard skydiving is not as dangerous. But they just said nine people died in 2020. But a lot of people skydive every year. Not me? So here's the other twist.

We don't know how he died. He could have died skydived. There is a chance. There is a chance. A non-zero chance. There is a one in a 100,000 chance that, I mean, probably bigger than that. It's wild to me how many students lie and people just believe it. They just believe it forever.

People just believe anything nowadays. It's like if they say that you kiss someone and you didn't, you're screwed. You, in history, yeah. They're like, oh, blah, blah, blah. Amanda kissed Matt. And I was like, I didn't. They're like, yeah, you didn't. I guess I'm done.

Jury done. Lying already blows my mind when it's like, oh, you're lying about something because you would get in trouble if you told the truth, right? I don't understand lies where it's just like you just made up a rumor. Like you just made something up completely from scratch. a full-on lie, and you weren't even prompted for it. You're just going up to people and saying lies. I think we just thought it was funny. Well, that is really funny.

Yeah. But people asked you how he died. And then you were like, okay, I'm coming up with something. Do you think people are lying and cheating in this game? Here's what happened. You cheated yesterday. I didn't cheat. You tried to cheat.

I made a, I was doing a bit. How dare you sit up here and say. And you produced summer games? You say there's no room for cheating and then you. That video. will be airing on Smosh Pit. Okay. The curse channel.

How did you cheat? So it was burning questions. So it was like, you know, you're supposed to match your answer with your teams. And, you know, and I was like, guys, we should all just put Tommy no matter what the question. So the question was who's most likely to start drama? And for that one, I put chance, I think. Yeah. Because.

That's fair. Yeah. And he put himself. Yeah. And then some people did put Tommy, but I said that Tommy was most likely to like finish drama. Finish it. So you did cheat. You said everybody put Tommy and then.

But I put chance. Oh. So like, you know, I wasn't believe. I wasn't, yeah. Kind of screwed over your team there. How do you finish drama? Yeah, you wouldn't get it. I would get it.

It's like you quash. Oh, so you finish so how do you finish drama? You squash it. Exactly. Oh, you're like, you're like, show up. You're like, show up outside. Outside volleyball courts. 5 p.m. when school ends, like normal people.

let's throw hands. Let's throw hands. Yeah. I think it's like escalating with the intent of quashing. Quashing it. Okay, putting a button on. Bringing it to the surface. I get that. I get that. So Spencer cheated a little bit. How do you think other people cheated? Um, who chote? Well, you know, I, I, okay, I will say

I don't think she did this, but during the like running part, Arasha was like, and this is on camera, so I can repeat it is Arasha was like Hey, I have my smart watch. I could just time everyone's runs and then we could just kind of We could just kind of rock the seventh. Students were allowed smart watches?

Well, Arasha has one. Doesn't feel very time appropriate. Yeah, this is 2005. I have mine because I'm a teacher. To be fair, watches have had stop watches on them for a long time. Look, this is an old school watch and I could definitely No, I know, you're right. But she said smart watch.

And so she didn't because I was like, no, no. And also, that's hard to, that'd be, that's not an easy cheat. I don't think, like, I think the times were going to be so close. It was going to be impossible anyways. But Arasha did get seventh place in the run. Makes you think. Makes you think. Look, I'm not on, I'm not on her team anymore, so I think she's lying about everything once again.

Yeah, I'm not on her team anymore, so I don't like her. So I don't like her. Do you not like your old team? No. I don't. Do you not like your old team? I hold some space in my heart for them. That's very sweet.

Weak. Whoa. homeschooled We're hard Week Do it Do it Yeah

Which team would you want to be on Yeah which team Is your favorite now That's such an intense Hot dogs Dairy cows Degenerates Dogs

Degeneres Okay just Dairy Degenerate Based off of name alone The Ellen Degenerates No Someone

When I got handed When I got handed the shirt And they're like You're on the Detention Degenerates I was like Cool and then someone yelled out Ellen DeGeneres.

Who yelled that? And I was immediately like bummed at that. Yeah, that's a bummer. I was like, that's those high school thing that just happened. Someone immediately ruined this. You're like, yay! Yeah. I think we've talked about it.

I used to listen to so much Ellen DeGeneres stand up. Me too. So much. Dude, she was really good. When she came out and she would, yeah, anyways. In the 90s, it was cool. Yep, I'm gay. We're pretty close.

Isn't it? Isn't the cover? Yep, I'm gay. Yep, I remember that. Yep, I'm gay. Anyways, what team would I choose? Here's the deal. When I was in high school, I felt like I always wanted to be, like, part of the goth table

and always wanted to be part of the degenerates table. But I was always kind of floating around. I was, like, theater kid, and then, like, sometimes jock people, and then sometimes goth people. Were you ever one of them? You were not a goth. Nope. You were too tall.

If you were a got... I was way too tall. Those big pants did not fit. Roly suitcases? How could I do it? You in platform docks? Whoa! She's here.

No, I had older sisters. Everything I wore was critiqued. And also everything I wore was theirs. So if they weren't goth, I couldn't be goth. You don't get a persona when you have older sisters. It's just like, don't date anyone in my grade. Don't fucking borrow my clothes. You learned that in Reddit story.

that siblings on purpose differentiate from each other. Oh, yeah. I mean, like, can you imagine having a twin? Like, I would do everything I can to be like, oh, oof. Huh.

Just, we just heard like a weird buzzing thing. That was someone in the library. That was something in. Do you guys, do you think it was coming from? The library's kind of creepy out just a little? I know. Do you think it was coming from the non-friction or the friction?

Did you say friction? I think you're looking, I think the word you're looking for is fiction. Idiot. I've been sitting on that, I could tell because you started laughing before you got it out. Fiction with an arrow so I was just like kind of friction. Friction, non-friction section. Friction? Kind of like a grind line? Can I say, God.

So I did get booed out of a dance circle, but I've never been part of a grind line. Imagine getting booed out of the grind line. Well, yeah. Honey, you weren't invited to a grind line. If you got booed out of a dance circle, you're not allowed in a grind line, honey. Shane tried to moonwalk into a grind line. I tried to join the front of the grind line. And the woman is just like, no, no, no, no, she's so low. And then she pushes me back and I do the lean back. No.

You guys, you have to get ass to be in a grind line. It's a privilege. And I got no ass. I would have tried to, I definitely would have tried to be a little spoon in the grind line. You would be a little strong. You and the grind line would be really funny. No, okay. Like, what if you were like, how was the dance last night?

Like, did you grind with her? It's like, yeah, we ground. That's why you weren't in a grind line. Yeah, we ground. But wait, weren't all your dances? My dances was at like an old vet center. Like, we're old vets. They were like an American legion.

It was called the Knights of Columbus. Oh, KOC? Yeah. Oh. And all your freaking parents were there. and like school teachers were there and they were selling candy oh god and so you were grindlining in front of them those teachers man get my child out of the no i mean dude i would no we i never saw a grind line i never i wasn't in high school so so sad it's like the ants

by myself at home playing world of warcraft oh god which was which was rocked we could have done a grind line in in in our guild yeah slash dance slash dance slash grinds slash grinds slash grind no I was doing a different kind of grinding in World of Warcraft and I'm fine with that and I'm absolutely fine with that wow oh god is there any other tea that happened

okay I'm trying to think of all the tea from this past week that you might have missed because being a teacher is cool but you know oh dude I walked in on Tommy Narasha fully making out just gonna start that one okay I will say when we were doing the jumping Arasha made it very very clear that

she was just attracted to everybody. She wanted to climb everyone. Yeah, every time someone jumped and hit something really high, she's like, well, I'm attracted to them now. Did you hit something really high? Probably not high enough. Yeah. But Tommy is the one that Arasha was like, I like Tommy.

Tommy was looking good. Tommy's looking good, man. Has he talked about his tan? I don't think he's talked about it, but it's apparent. So here's the thing. Like, I know he wanted it to be funny. Like, I know he wanted to be like a funny bit. like, it just legit looks, like, kind of good.

No, I told him that. I think Tommy, Tommy did a lot of prep, like, for months. And I think as his bit was to just be buff and hot. And it's like, okay, man. It's like, okay, you got us. You got us. You're glowing. You're literally, like, illuminated.

You're beautiful. Kiana and I were talking about that on the drive home yesterday. We were like, how far, like, spray tan tech has come. Because I remember it's like, you know, back like, you know, we were in high school, it's like, if you got a spray tan, it was, like, very obvious. It's like, you look orange. you look blah blah blah but Tommy's not me back in the day Amanda was looking like double snooky did you have the little hard how long were you waiting on that show

I came up with that just now just now it's two snookies two snookies stacked on down honestly don't look back at my old photos you could be right with a bump it my hair was bump it status you think that's a lip liner and I was I spray tanned for every prom Ball bro, Snooker, come on out. First of all, Snookie... Fucking Christ. The librarian's going to get so mad at us. You guys are laughing, but my God, I was tan.

I'm sure. All my sisters, we were like, all right, got to do the spray tan. No, my mom, you know, you know the tan grandma in there's something about Mary? Yes, of course. Everyone would send that picture of my mom, because my mom loves getting tan. That's so unfun for your mom. Really a mean comparison. I think my mom always took it.

She always takes it in strike because it's funny as fuck. Like it's just like you legit, you are that tan. But I wouldn't do it now. Yeah. Well, sure. Well, yeah, you're pregnant. It's a different era. What if the baby comes out tan?

I hope. We made it eight months with being like, we're not going to say any jokes. We're not going to. And I said you good. When did I? I never agreed to that shit, bro. It was just Shane who said that. So polite, but freaking chance immediately was like, release the fetus.

Okay. That was my favorite bit we were doing this morning. I was like, hey, you okay? Yeah, you're okay? I was like, ugh. My baby comes out tan and it'll be great. I don't even have to tan it. I don't even have to, dude, someone tanning your baby.

No. We have this tiny little tanning bed. A spray tan is different than a tanning bed. Yeah, oh yeah. Spray tan is like. A spray tan, I don't know much about tanning science. Would you get a spray tan? is not as bad for you as like sitting in a tanning bed.

Like sitting in a tanning bed is kind of bad for you, right? Bad. Yeah, I sleep down. Because I've seen Final Destination. Yeah. I can't rewatch Final Destination. That third one is that, that one, that death when it's stuck in the tanning bed. When it smash cuts to the twin coffins, I'm like, that's, that to me is like horror center right there.

But that was so 2005. It was. It was tanning. Like, everyone in my high school would go tanning for prom. But do you remember, like, the, like, the, they would have, like, the little heart thing where it's like you could see the before and after. Did you ever see those? You could have like a little thing on, you know what we're talking about, right? I know what you're talking about.

And then you have the little goggles. Yeah. You know what we're talking about. I always kind of wanted the goggles. It looked fun. You can get them from a tanning place. I don't know. I haven't been in a long time.

Maybe I should go. Like maybe I was thinking, you know, like if you got a super tan. I tan pretty easily. I bet. I bet. I bet. It was not in the sun. No, truly like I like, but like give me like a couple days.

I'll get there. I can also get really. yoked anytime. Yeah. Whoa. You're just sitting on knocking yoked. Yeah, yeah. What's Keanu doing over there?

Keanu's laughing at you in your face. Keanu was nodding in agreement. No, I don't think you work out twice a week. Oh, yeah, I've been working out twice a week. Well, when he ups it to four times a week. Oh, Kiana's here now. It's like, you know, I got to target those muscles, you know, right now I'm just, I'm working on, you know, I'm not, look, there's a lot of, there's a lot that goes that. You're doing the lifting, you're maybe it's just your protein intake.

You just, well, one, you decide to up the protein. Shane loves protein. I do. Proet. I do. Before bed every night. Proche? I have a proche.

Especially before these games. I'm like, the night before, I'm like, I got to be proteined up. If you weren't homeschooled, you'd be a totally different dude. You'd be like a psychopath. You were saying, you were saying that if I went to high school, I would be an awful person. I think you'd be, I think you'd be a fine man. No, he would be such a shit. You'd be so well.

Like, do. I can picture him walking the hall. I was being like, uh, what the fuck is that? I'd have a fohawk. I'd be like, what's up?

You're like, no, what's up? Hey, Amy. What's up? Like, I'd be quoting shit from 2005. Drawing the S Superman on everything. I'd be stuck in high school. You draw the S?

You draw the S? Fohawks were like 20, because I was like, 2009, 2009, yeah. I remember like, I really wanted a footh. You can have one. Then.

You can get yoked, get tan, and have a foahawk. Okay. I will respect you still. That was like the vibe. Yeah. Flash Thompson.

Yeah. Who's that? That's the only from Spider-Man. Oh, so fun. Who's your favorite superhero? Why is it me? I don't know. Is it you?

Yeah. No. I'd have to really think about it. What's that guy? Who's the guy? Super. Wolverine. Wolverine's great.

He just kind of over-knit it. Yeah. It's just because Hugh Jackman over did it. When he didn't get pulled. Me watching Wolverine cut a guy in half, he kind of overdid it. Can I say, can I say, can I say, can I say, can I say, can I over did it? Can I say, can I say that? Yeah, that's a good one.

I love Gene Gray. She was pretty underwhelming in the movies. Whoa, are you crazy? Wait, Anna Pac-Win? No, that's not. That's not, that's rogue, sorry. That's rogue. But yeah, not Superman. No.

He seems a little G-rated for me, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Totally. Oh, PG. You like, yeah. You like that full frontal. Yeah, you're like fully naked. You're like naked, man.

Yeah, who's that? I don't know. Oh, Dr. Manhattan. What fuck is that? He's the blue guy in Watchman that's got his penis out. Oh, no, I don't like him. Fair. Didn't like seeing his little penis.

Yeah, fair. Every time you're on, we at least mention penis once. That penis does get mentioned every time you're on. It's an important thing. It's an important topic. I don't think people talk about it enough. I think you could go to detention for saying penis. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. What? The penis game. Oh, yeah. I would never, ever be involved in the penis game in school. I was actually very afraid of getting in trouble. I may not have gotten involved in any grind lines, but I got involved in the penis game. Once or twice.

It's a grind line of a different type. It's a different type of grind line if you catch my drift. I really can't. Look, I mean, when it calls, when you're there at lunch and someone just goes, penis, and you're like, oh, I have no choice. You would jump in? to. You? You have to. You would jump in?

You have to. Did you do it at home when you were home school? Me and my room by myself, penis! Start in the grind line at the Halo 3 land party. Anyways, is there anything else from summer games that I missed? Let's see. Okay, so we had our P.E. We had burning questions, and burning questions got, that got intense at parts. I felt bad. Okay, one of the questions I had. I had it while I was up on the podium was who on my team is the least book smart.

And I was like, damn, brutal. So we wield that. Fortunately, the answer came immediately because I was like, there is an answer for this, right? That I'm just like, okay, this is what I think the team is going to answer, because we had Angela on our team. And I'm like, Angela, and I knew Angela was going to put Angela. Did she put Angela? But not everybody, I think a lot of people put Keith, and Keith put himself.

but I'm like I could you could make an argument for anybody because and I was even saying that Angela doesn't even make sense because Angela has proven on this show that she has like all of Shakespeare memorized and that's book smart she reads a lot but she is like a performing arts student right so I'm like that's not as much book smart she's more performing arts smart her knowledge of animals or like lack thereof is pretty astounding sometimes that clip I wasn't in the video lack thereof like her inability to like discern mammals Yeah, it's actually fascinating. It's really crazy. The clip where they bring up like a male cow and Chance just puts his hand on Angela's shoulder and goes, she doesn't know animals. And she truly earnestly does not know like a bowl. I was like, that's fascinating. How does Chance know that? They've been, they've just been hanging out a lot and she doesn't.

And I will say my first instance of it was we did that video on the main channel. Oh, the moose or, where the Ice Age thing comes up and she looks at a mammoth and she goes, yeah, moose. and I was like, I was kind of baffled, but I was like, Mani, right? That's maybe what's. Maybe it's like Mani, it's like an alliterate thing. No, no, no, no, no. There's no, there's no help in this out here.

No, it's, it's fascinating. Because she's, I think this is the case for like all of us. It's like, we're very smart in certain ways, but then there's just like certain subjects where we just didn't care for or didn't learn anything. So, you know. But a moose. But we all have blind spots.

But a moose being your blind spot is fascinating. Yeah, because they're big. Moose and bowls? Like large mammals Angela does not know If we go to the zoo You go to old McDonald's farm You're fucked

Angela's not gonna know What's what? Yeah Oh no That means she was like In so many improv classes At such a young age She never went out

Yeah Outside into the world She's just making up animals Yeah You're so right Yeah And that's where improv is a crutch Yeah

And then she also thought 9-11 was in 2011 I think that was the big one That's kind of what I was like I'm playing off the memes here So was it her? It was Yeah

She got a couple votes, yeah. So you got the amount of points based on how many people on your team voted for that person. So I think I got like two or three points out of that. Was there anything in burning questions where people were a little like, how dare thee? Starting drama. There was some that could be, but our teams, everybody's very chill. Everybody's very cool with it. Nobody was offended.

There was like the biggest flirt. Yeah, which was a wrong. Okay, yeah. Oh. I was going to let Amanda. I was going to let Amanda. But who would you have? voted I think not you I mean maybe you but like not I think here's the deal no um I think

Arash is a flirt but she does it in like I'm flirting with you right yeah there's a biggest flirt is like a is like a thing sure I think so chance was also none of that team and chance was going hard in darts that was crazy he had like four girlfriends by the end I was gonna say chance is a big flirt just by naturally being a big flirt yeah Chance did call Courtney his girlfriend in Darts Are you serious? Yeah

You want to talk about that? And it was He did that after Flirting Hardcore with the substitute teacher The entire video Who's the substitute teacher? Anthony

I know that guy Yeah Yeah he's right over it So wait He got flirted with And then had Darts shot at his back Yeah I should have been there

I needed to step in there That seems unright I know Unright. Wow. So Courtney got flirted with. Sort of. He just kind of said that she was his girlfriend.

And that's kind of how it worked for like a couple of years. And like I would say like elementary school. It's like, yeah, that's my girlfriend. Oh yeah. Remember you would like hold hands with them for one day and you were a boyfriend and girlfriend? I didn't even get that far. It's kind of love island logic. Yeah.

It's like we're coupling up. So where's Cass Amour? The bus? Where the hell is Cassa Moore? That's Chuckie Cheese. When you're a kid? Shane, when was your first kiss? 28?

Actually, I was, okay, I didn't have a girlfriend throughout all my teenage years. Or I had, like, a week where this one girl and I were like, oh, like, I asked her out. And then we- Didn't you do the thing? Yeah, yeah, that story. You'll have to go and find that.

But we didn't, we did zero boyfriend-girlfriend things. Like, I think I held her hand once, and that was it. And then after a week, we were just both. like yeah all right we're okay see yeah um so i never actually had like an official girlfriend throughout my teenage years um but uh truth or dare i think i was 14 nice yeah nice oh it was during truth or dare yeah so i don't know if some people may say that doesn't count but i think it counts okay that was my first was it in front of everybody yeah oh wild did you have braces on no they get stuck together and there's like we just have to sit here

No. Did they count? Did they time you? I don't think so. Wow. But it was weird. Where is she now? I don't know. Let's bring her out. She's been sitting in the library, stacks quiet.

She's dressed as a hot dog. We will never see that. Anyways, how old were you, Spencer? I think it was 14 or 15. I don't know what, I was going into Wait, where were you? I was going into 10th grade, so 9th to 10th grade. So ninth to tenth grade, or maybe it was eighth to ninth, no, it was ninth to tenth grade.

So how old are you then? Oh, like 15, 16? Yeah, so it was like 15. Cool. That's fun. Cool. Yeah. It was chill. It was at camp. It was a summer camp.

It was that, I went to like one of those like nerdy. It was like the Duke summer program thing. You go to the Duke campus and you take like a really intensive class for a couple weeks. Where you make out. Yeah. French kissing. You take kissing classes. Okay, class.

Yeah. No, but I like, I remember my face, like, went numb. Like, like, I didn't, like, I kind of, like, blacked out for it. You were just like, no. No, truly, like, it was, I think it was, like, that moment. And then, like, my friend was standing at, like, because it was in a stairwell. And my friend was at the top of the stairwell, like, dude, like, you froze. I was like, yeah.

Oh, that's awful. Oh. Yeah. Definitely when you're that age, the first things you say to your friends is never supportive. Never. You're like, that was so awkward to look at. thing you could say. You guys shouldn't have kissed.

That was awful. He was right, though. That's all so much tough. Do you freeze because you were scared? I just, yeah, I had never like, you know, like I, yeah, it was true like a frozen moment. That's so embarrassing. It was really embarrassing, dude.

No, it's okay. I think mine was embarrassing too. My friends were like, you looked ridiculous and I was like, okay. It's hard to have your first kiss in front of everybody. I know. Yeah, no, that would, I only had in front of one guy. My friend. He betrayed me.

Okay. I guess I had just to her in an early age. I was used to being in front of an audience. Oh, wow. Getting booed out of the kiss. I got boot out of the kiss. Wow. Oh, God.

I was so sensitive back then. Like, everyone commented on everything ever did. If I had to be 13 in today's age, nightmare fuel. I would hate it. To have the internet, thank God I did. There was no social media. So at least, like, once you left the party, it was like, well, That's the monster upstairs.

That's the monster from War of the World. That just came out. Yeah. Yeah, that movie's out now. It feels really nostalgic being here. Like, wardrobe is in the gym, the gymnasium. Do you guys remember the gymnasium? No.

Squeaking around. God, I go to another planet of school? He's not yoked yet. He doesn't know the gym. Come on. When you'd go watch basketball games, you'd have to go in there and do gym class. I don't think I ever saw high school basketball game.

How much did you care about your high school sports teams? Not a ton. My mom was a teacher. You're a way. At the high school? Yes, she was an occupational therapist. Okay. So her room looked like a gymnastics room.

Like it was all, yeah, she had like autistic, occupational therapy, like really young. So she was a teacher. So I kind of went to a lot of events. Okay. But also going to football games was when you hung out with your friends. Like everyone went every Friday. Sure. The ball was definitely the big.

Football, basketball, I played one season. Get out there, tall girl. I was not good. Damn. You must have sucked really bad. I sucked really bad. My mom basically tried to put me in every single sport. I sucked really bad.

You weren't good at any of them. I played softball. Oh, you were good at softball. I played pitcher for years. I loved softball. That's sick. And then she tried to put me in track, and I cried. I didn't want to do it.

Damn. You can't run with these. Track was what Courtney liked. What? Courtney says that she liked, like, track and field. She did pole vaulting. They couldn't be in shot putt. Oh, wait, no, I did shot putt and discus.

Srosa discus. I did that. But, like, I kind of felt bad for my mom. All those meats were really far away, like, driving. It's kind of a lot. Like, I would have nightmares about track meets after, after, like, stopping track. because it's like it's they're like three or four hours long and you're like so long if you go at the end you're just waiting around for hours and your stomach hurts and you know you can't like eat too much like it's just you're managing all these things it was it was really really bad cross country was a little better because it's like everyone does it all at the same time it's all one thing but that also still sucked wait when you're homeschooled you you couldn't do any of these well i was acting so i was going to acting classes and auditioning and stuff so i was busy with that so i had no there was no time for sports and stuff because I had to be available for acting things.

Such a solo game. But I played when I was a kid, I played a lot of soccer. That was my sport. Yeah. And then I was actually what I really loved was gymnastics. When I was a little kid, I was really into gymnastics. And I like, love it. But then I stopped at a certain age.

I don't know why. I think maybe my parents pulled me from it or something. That one would have been so sick. I know. My younger sister who's got to do gymnastics and I remember it like, it looked so fun. Because they'd be swinging on the thing. They'd jump into the foam pit. I was pretty good at it.

Hey, cue that pole dancing video of me from 10 years ago. What? We should have y'all do that again. Have you not seen this? No. Why wasn't it sent to my email? She was working that thing. It's arguably my greatest moment in all of Smosh.

You poll dancing? So we went to a pole dancing class, right? Incredible. Early on, this is Keith, Noah, Olivia, Courtney, and I. Yeah. This is within the first, like, few months of us working at Smosh. Wow. And we're like, hey, we're going to.

to go to a pole dancing class. I'm like, cool. So we go. And then I learned early on that a lot of these poles, they spin on their own, right? So I thought, like, oh, you kind of have to like grip them in a way where you're going to spin, but you're kind of like still holding onto a solid pole. No, they spin. So I'm like, oh, all I have to do is hold on. And so I get on at one point, and I'm like, let's just spin. And I spun so much, so fast. And I was like, I guess I'll just shift to different positions. I guess to just take my shirt off. Hey, it had a great time, yeah.

Were you wearing the heels? No, but I was wearing gym shorts and a... We could always go back. Hey, I'm down. Should we do a smoshmouth at a pole dancing class? Sure. Can it be after the baby?

No. I don't think I can do it now. No, because that's your new character. Can I do it? Get your cameras out. Amy, you got your camera out. Woo, here we go.

You know, the pole spins by itself. Perfect for me. Welcome to Bakersfield. Let's go. Sorry to the people of Baker's Field. Whenever. I just grip on the whole studios. I throw out a random city name.

Okay. You remember those like jokes that they would always be like, oh, it's like the rope in gym class. I never got those. What? You never did the rope. We never had a rope in gym class. See in gymnastics.

Oh, we had it. You climbed the rope and it would be like, building this high. And it was terrifying. And you would climb up really high. I'm like, if I fell from here, I'm screwed. Yeah, and the teacher was like, you do it. Just get up there and you had nothing, no pads or anything.

I feel like I would have been so good at it. No. So you keep talking about getting like yoked and wanting to climb the route. Okay. I was just good at climbing stuff. Can I say a joke that we, Arasha and I said this joke yesterday while we were doing the PE stuff? And I was like, it would be really funny if like Smosh went on a hiatus for like a month or

two, maybe three, and the entire cast just blasted steroids. And we came back. What? We're all, we don't acknowledge it. That'd be sick. We all come back and we're just fucking jacked. So I'm just like, have a fucking muscle line here. And it's just like...

We're all just huge suddenly. And we try to put the merch on and it doesn't fit? And yeah, none of it fits. It all rips off of us. I think that'd be fun. It'd be hilarious. Yeah. I don't think we should do it.

It's bad for our health. I don't want to put that message out. We won't do the steroids part, but we could get yoked. I know. It's just like to fast track it in three months for everyone. Like I got to go on the Marvel diet. Human growth hormone. On the Wolverine diet.

I wouldn't put that on anyone. That shit's brutal. Yeah, I think we've talked about in the previous pod, but the picture of Hugh Jackman where it's like, oh, he was the most yoked man alive. And it's like in 2005, wherever he looks just like a normal dude. He looks normal. No, that you realize how, it doesn't like the body standards. How truly how normal or like how crazy.

We thought the body standards in 2005 were nuts. We're intense, yeah. I remember in 2005 being like, I can't believe how awful it is. And now it's like, wow, it's gotten so much worse. It's so extreme. It's nuts. So, yeah, I'd love to get ripped. So anyways, we're going to blast steroids.

Yeah. And do that. I think that's fun and fair. And then we'll all get tans. And then we should all get really tan. Okay, that makes it really funny. Yeah. We'll be like those guys in the Malcolm in the Middle episode.

Oh, yeah. Best episode of television ever. Man. What? It's a cool show. I just like, I've moved on from it, you know? Okay. Hey, what are you watching?

What are you watching? Yeah, what are you watching? What did you watch on your day off yesterday? I told you, I watched the accountant. I told you I watched the accountant. And sobbed. Amanda's also, I got Amanda on a show that Ian's also watching now too, which I'm sure if you're watching this, you have seen clips of this because they go on TikTok all the time,

but couples therapy. I finished season one. Dude, that show, for those who don't know, it is a show that is just a real couples therapist interviewing real couples who have been married for like anywhere from like five to like 20 years, just going through wild couples dilemmas. It is fascinating. And it is so raw and intense and just nuts to watch. Is it like therapeutic in anyway? Yeah. It can be. It's therapeutic. Do you learn from it? You learn from it. You start to like, I will say I was watching with age and we would pause it a lot and be like, Oh, wait, do you, is that weird? Do you like that? Or is that like something that you?

And it's like, actually, what I love the most is the therapist has a clinical advisor. Yeah. So she has a higher up. And I love her. Her curls are all in her face, which is fine. But she's so amazing. She gets right to the heart of it. The therapist brings up really good points to these people.

Now, a lot of the couples you're watching, you're just like, I hate this person so much. Or I hate both of these people so much. you see a lot of people who are just trying to win in the relationship as opposed to actually... I think it is about winning to a certain degree. I'd say all relationships are about winning, but, you know... No, I'm just kidding. This is a different side of you that I've never seen before. Maybe three weeks to win a relationship.

This is detention Spencer. I see it. But it's great. And yeah, watching it with someone is great. I think watching it... Who are you watching it with? No one? I'm just kidding.

His wife. But it is fun to watch and be like, oh, I think this. or I think this is what this person is doing wrong or here's what I think is happening. Hey, I've heard people say the same thing about Reddit stories. They watch it, they watch it to like gauge if they agree with us or not. And I think that's really cool.

I think I love diagnosing others. Go on. You're wild. Can we get that again? So wild. Go further. No, but I think that is like it's, they are good conversation starters.

you know it's because it's topics that aren't going to come up organically or like little things yeah like you know I mean they should have like a moment like on screen it's like pause pause the video now to talk about this with your partner to talk about this with your partner I wish we had shows like this when we were in high school because I feel like when we were in high school it was like oh I don't feel good I'm watching next sorry

you get off the bus and it's like he's like be like shot of love with Tila tequila Dude. Wait, next, Tequila was Flava Flav in 2005? It was Flavent in New York. I love New York. The shows we watched back then were outrageous.

What was the Rose? And then Laguna Beach. Oh, yeah, that was the Rock. The Rock of Love. The Rock of Love. I remember, like, he came to my hometown one time, and it was like a big deal. Whoa.

I watched Rock of Love. Oh, yeah. No, like that whole VH, yeah, Brett. Brett. Brett. The shows we watched in 2005 were in, In 2005, reality TV in 2005 was probably the most insane it's ever, ever been. Because that was also the era of, like, as we mentioned, like, extreme makeover and, like, life swap.

This might be a little bit after of, like, the swan and just, like, nightmare shows. It was nuts back then. But MTV was just really. It was very harsh. I missed parental control. What do you mean? Like the concept? No, that was an MTV show.

Where it was like, oh, the parents were like, we want to. our daughter to date this guy and so they would bring a different guy for the daughter to date or for their son to date they would like the parents would get to pick someone who's like this person's a better behaved person we don't like our son or daughter's

partner they suck and it was all clearly scripted like very blatant what was this on again MTV? It's on MTV I don't think I ever saw this I would need to see the logo ridiculous MTV had the wildest shows ever

was sweet 16 MTV I probably Yeah, sweet 16 And now MTV's just ridiculousness Nonstop Can you imagine Your favorite show

Yeah Can you imagine a sweet 16 now Do people still have sweet 16s Like they used to I don't think they were having them in that That was just like a TV thing I think they still have sweet 16 Yeah like full on

Selina's nodding Selina had a sweet 16 I didn't No I didn't Selina's telling us all about her sweet 16 Alexina had a sweet 16 There you go There you go.

She was in a prom dress. I just made that up. Just making shit up? Did you get a car? Did any of your parents buy you as a car? I didn't have a car when I was 16. My parents bought me a car. I had a car, but I paid for it.

How? Did you have a job? Yeah, I worked at Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, right. I thought you were way older than that. That Dunkin Doe. No, I was 14 to like 17. That's crazy.

Oh, I'm sorry. Wait, repeat that? Repeat that? I said that Dunkin' Do. that you earned. Oh, that's pretty good. No, my papa gave me like some money and then I bought my first car.

Oh, no, my parents bought my first car. To me, it's really impressive if someone's able to buy their first car in high school. Did they wrap it in a bow? No, no. Oh. But it was stick shift. And I was like, uh...

What? Cool parents. Oh, you do how to drive stick? Well, no, I had to learn. That's rough. On my first car, I was like, oh, okay. I hear that's how you should do it, though. Oh, it was, like, I loved once I could do it.

I was like, this is the coolest shit ever, but I also haven't done it probably. Well, it'd be hard to drive StickShift now, because you need to be able to text and also drink beer. Yeah, yeah, that's the big thing. I knew something was coming. Sorry. I knew it. Joking. Don't text while driving.

Sorry, I had one other car joke, which was. Amanda, did your car run on Duncan? Actually, it did. It did, technically. It ran on Duncan. Because you get that money. I lived and breathed Duncan. You know, I brought egg sandwiches home every fucking night.

What do you think about their bacon? I love that. They're like sweet pepper bacon or whatever. I think it's pretty good. What is their best donut? That's the blueberry one. Butternut. Butternut?

Obviously. What the fuck is butternut? Are you guys insane? Are you insane? I've never heard of butternut. Wow. Then you clearly haven't been to like a good. Dunkin' Donuts.

I live in California. Butternut is a delicious, beautiful donut with little crunchies, like taffy little crunchies. Oh, is it like a butterfinger? Butter scotch? No, it's called Butternut. It's the best fucking donut ever. That's an interesting picture. That's a weird picture.

It looks like raw dough thrown up. I will get a butternut donut donut in Boston taken on the plane and then give it to you guys after. Okay. Because it probably has to be from Boston to be good, right? Of course. Because if I got one here in California, it wouldn't live up. Correct. So, yeah, butternut.

What about their blueberry cake donut? No, I don't fuck with that shit. Not my favorite. It tastes a little too big. A donut sounds so good right now. Yeah, dude. But there's no world where I'm making that one. Bring in the donuts.

Donut time. And it's the girl he had your first kiss with. Whoa. She's like, remember me? And she's got the donut. She's like mad for some reason. She's so mad at you. I'm like, what I do?

She's like, you don't know what a butter nut is. No, butternut, chocolate glazed, those are the best. Yeah, we're very different. What do you like, jelly? Don't. What? No, I like a French curler? Definitely do.

No, just like, I'm regular glazed and blueberry. What the hell? Yuck. Stop glazing, bro. All right. What's your favorite donut? You know, I like a standard chocolate sprinkled glaze. I mean, crispy cream is what I grew up on, so.

Yes, same. Oh, that's cool. Anyway, so what's coming up in summer games? Well, fans of old MTV reality shows and game shows may like what's coming out tomorrow. We play a game here, and it's a library, so we've got to be quiet. And there's a special guest. And there's a special guest. There might even be two special guests.

And that special guest is lit up. Should we say? Who the special guest is? Can we say? Which one are we? We have two special guests. You get to reveal one of them. Choose one you want to reveal.

Is this guest in the room with us right now? The guest is in the room. And guys, it's me. Okay. Whoa. I am wearing a massive hot dog. And let me tell you, when I put it on, I was like, this feels very nostalgic to Spudhut. That's true.

Yeah. That's your thing. So they put it on and wardrobe was amazing. They were like, how do you feel? And I was like, I don't know. I feel fine. It's a hot dog. And I have a little head.

Yeah, they shook me. And yeah, I come out as the hot dog. Okay. And they gave me a whole bin of props. All right. I really wanted to use all the books in the library. But there's like a million books. There's so many books.

I will say this episode tomorrow is very nostalgic in ways for me in Smosh because Keith has to face a challenge that he's not faced in many years. That was very entertaining to watch. It feels very old Smosh, I will say this next. Yeah. In a great way. In a great way. It's very fun.

So stay tuned for that. And then more games to come, which we have to get into right after. I'm so excited because now there's three teams. Yeah. More drama, more tea. I know. And then I'm more drama, more tea. Which we love.

And then I'm going to be a nightmare teacher. Oh, yeah. No, the competition in two days. That's what we're doing today. We're literally about to. It's literally on the call sheet. Amanda, why aren't you changed yet?

I can't get changed. I'm in my freaking phone sweatshirt. Okay. Yeah, Spencer. Anyways, I'm very, very excited for summer games. And might I make a prediction on what team's going to win? Can I just be bold? Okay, make your mid-game.

Because my prediction was the Dary's. Yeah. First round. And now what you guys have said, I'm feeling a little like on surfing. Okay, now there's the official three teams. it to make your phone call. I think I was going to say maybe you guys, but I don't think it's you guys. I think the other two teams have some vengeance. I think so. I still think it could be the dairies. Okay. I think that they had some vengeance. They're behind right now. Okay. They've got

some ground to cover. Okay. Well, I feel good about the dairies, though, too. I think they, I think they're got a shot. I think they got that dog in them. I think those dairies got that dog in them and the hot dogs don't You just don't like the hot dogs I was on the hot dogs now I'm not so I hate them Wow With a passion

Okay so we all think it's the dairies We're gonna win And I'm gonna do everything I can To make sure the hot dogs don't win Whoa hold on I think that's my only goal Okay Okay

You guys have changed All right All right Well guys I hope you're enjoying summer games And I hope you keep watching it Because it's gonna get more and more intense No we The finale should be really special

Yeah I can't wait All right. See you later. Bye. Bye.