Smosh Mouth - #12 - Reacting To Each Other's Worst Ideas w/ Tommy Bowe

Episode Date: September 11, 2023

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Welcome back to Smosh Mouth. We have another beautiful guest with us. My name is Amanda Leehan Canto with my host. Shane Topp. And this is our lovely guest. Hey, my name is Tommy Moo.

Welcome to the show. Yes. Welcome back to Midnight at Midnight. It's midnight here always. This takes so much breath work to actually do. Doesn't it? We'll be calling in the love songs. We got another caller from highway 20 about

the love songs yeah my wife is cheating on me just like horns in the background we got another caller calling it um yeah my name's my name's dale i'm working on a track i just want to say uh you know i've been listening to you guys for 40 years and i'm gonna say you're really big fan we're gonna have to ask you to speak we're going to have to ask you to speak up. Dale, we're going to have to ask you to speak up. Dale. Dale, we're going to have to call 911 and have to hang up on you because

we can't handle this. Anyways, here's the Commodores. Okay. Alright. Guys, I could do that forever. We're here with Tommy. Yeah, man. What's up Guys, I could do that forever. We're here with Tommy. Yeah, man. What's up?

It's Smosh Mouth. We're here with Tommy. Tommy, you're so silly. You're so silly. Hey, thanks. Tommy. I don't know. When you do that, it doesn't work.

No, it's not. Tommy, you're so silly, but also, I feel like you're a lot. What's going on? Tommy, have you noticed that? You are so silly. Toby, since you're such a silly, silly boy, we realize that you are just like us, where you have a lot of ideas and inspiration

probably constantly going in your brain. Oh, yeah. Is that true? I mean, yes and no. I'll have plenty of ideas. It's actually about whether my brain is like, your ideas are good or your ideas are bad. There's always ideas.

It's more about the mindset, you know? Okay. That seems fair. I would say out of all the cast, on camera, you have the most insane jokes. Your jokes are the most, I don't know where it came from jokes. Everyone else is, I'm like,

I get where the process came from. Oh, thank you very much. I get where that showed up. Everyone else is pretty predictable. You, on the other hand. I,

I, no, they can be unpredictable, but if I sit and think about it, I'm like, okay, Amanda clearly met someone at some point who just was insane and she learned how to morph into that. Yeah.

Or I just am, you know, that person. I feel like I'm just like this big fucking ball of body who's just in their house like, turn on the TV. I feel like there's a part of me that's like, what is that person in Star Wars, that big bean? Jabba the Hutt? I feel like I'm halfway Jabba the Hutt of like a woman in her house like, turn on the TV and get me another glass of Chardonnay.

Somebody get me a snack. Yeah, so it kind of comes from that. Okay. You don't know. Yeah, I really don't at all. But Tommy understands that, right, Tommy? Oh, absolutely. Oh, I'm full Jabba the Hutt.

Jabba the Hutt, right? I'm full Jabba. Below Jabba the Hutt. Below Jabba the Hutt. That's our new character. Ide hut. Job of the hut, right? I'm full job. Below job of the hut. Below job of the hut. That's our new character. Ideas. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

Totally job of the hut. Totally job of the hut. So, like, when you have good ideas, are you like, okay, they're amazing? Do you have to, like? So, what really happens is, and I've noticed a pattern now. Like, now I know. So, like, cool. Then this happened last a pattern now, like now I know, so like cool. Then this happened last night, so like it's crazy.

I feel like I get touched by like the comedy god sometimes. And I'm in bed and I'm like about to go to sleep. It's always right then. You get touched right in bed. Oh, and you know, and I've got some traumas. Yeah. No, but I'm in bed, I'm like getting comfortable, and then all of a sudden it'll be like, oh, that's the direction this sketch should go

in. And then I'll take out my phone. I'll be like, and then like two hours will go by. And I'll be like, I just wrote a script. And then I'm like, OK, I'll go to sleep. It always happens like right before. And then I'm like, oh, thank God. I know.

Me too. Yeah. You know, I heard that Mitch Hedberg, the stand up comedian. I love. I heard that Mitch Hedberg, the stand-up comedian, he would have a metal plate and he would hold a thing of keys in his hand as he was going to sleep. Because that's when he would have the best ideas. So he would wake him up? And he would wake him back up and he would write down those ideas. Dude, I was obsessed with Mitch Hedberg.

What's another word for how to open doors or something like that that's on a bagel? Open sesame. Wow, I butchered that joke. He also has, no, it's, And some are very predictable.

He has the one where he's just standing silently and he just goes, dogs are forever in the push-up position. Yeah. And you're just like, what the fuck?

That's great. I think I'm sort of similar. I don't know exactly. I haven't pinpointed exactly when my ideas come to me. They just show up sometimes. I specifically remember when I came up with the sassy leg infantry idea. I was getting out of the shower, and I kind of had a towel on. I think I caught myself in the mirror, and I started just kind of moving my legs like that.

Like, pointed around, and I was like, oh of moving my legs like that like pointed around and I was like oh this is really funny what if it's a drill sergeant and that's just where it comes from others I just don't know but

in talking about all these ideas and stuff we had this Amanda and I were talking and we were like what if we just

delved into our notes apps on our phone because I'm sure we have a ton of, yeah, specifically our iPhones. Specifically iPhone. If you have an Android,

if you have an Android or a landline, like the old Jabba the Hutt lady in her kitchen, don't, you can't write anything there. You can't. You can't. But if you have an iPhone and you have the notes app, I don't know about you guys, but I have multiple different lists of characters

or ideas through the years. And I always have to write new. And I'm at a point where it's like new, new, new, new. Yes, yes. Oh, you can see the different layers. It's almost like how geologists study the layers of time by looking at it. You can study where I was at and all these things.

Mine is so disorganized and so stupid, but the more disorganized and stupid looking a note is in my phone, generally the funnier it is. If it's really organized and well written and titled, I end up hating it, it's not good. And you have to really, for me, I now have to give myself context clues. Because sometimes I'll go back and be like, woman with hat. I don't know what I meant.

I have a ton like that. There's so many. Right? I have so many that's like, man with that one shoe. Or like, don't stop me. I'll just have quotes. Awesome. Don't stop me.

Where I'm like, well, I'll never figure out what that means. Never. How many are in there when you're not sober? How many are in there when you're drunk? Zero. Zero. Well, that's not true. That's not true.

If I am going, if I'm out, say I love people watching, that's where I get my best ideas, obviously. So sometimes when I'm out, I'll literally listen to what they're saying and I'll write down everything that they're saying. Like, quote, especially when I was in Boston. Oh, Lord. Character study city. And then if they're good, then I'll do like a series on them, right? Like Wet Cop. I had like a Boston bartender book.

Or shows. Like if there's like a reality show of a character that I like, I'm like, oh, my God. That is. But I have to write down what they say. Because that is really a true characteristic of, you know, a person for me. I love a real-life show. I need to get better about that, about people.

Like, I people watch, but I don't people watch with a goal in mind. I'm not sitting there looking at someone and being like, oh, I need to turn this into a character. I'll just observe and be like, that person's crazy. And then I don't think about it. There's one guy that still stands out. Where I really need to do this is at the gym,

because the gym has just insane guys. Just insane guys. Thinking back, there was a guy at a gym forever ago, this is like over 10 years ago, and every gym has this guy. It's a guy who's somewhere past 70. But he's wearing all the shit

he wore in the 80s. So he's wearing like jean shorts. Way too short. Wet hot American summer vibes. Literally. No, this one guy, he had an American flag bandana

that he wrapped around his head. And he had that. And he had the gloves. And he had the tank top. American Gladiator. Literally. Like Transformers into a motorcycle when he leaves? Yeah.

And he's going to give every guy tips. Or like. Yeah. See, that's funny. I love that. Because it's like when you see a character like that and you turn it into like something more. I feel like that's really such a fun way

to look at characters is go like, oh my god, this guy, what if he turned into a motorcycle when he left the game? You know what's funny that you said that? I was just on the East Coast and this guy was letting cars in and he's like this 90 year old man. And he always makes you,

there's this string that he holds, he always makes the women limbo while they go under. He's like, do a little limbo. And you're like, oh, not now since I have five coolers in my hand. But he's, like, crusty and, like, from the sun. And he's always like, have a good day. And I literally, this whole vacation, I was like, dude, he turns into a crab at the end of the night. Literally, he's like, have a good day.

And then all of a sudden, it's like all the cars leave and he goes, finally. And it's like. His little eyes go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, beep, beep. And the whole back. The whole back becomes like a crabby crustacean. Then he goes.

Now it's time for me to do a little limbo. Now I get to limbo on the little rope. Because I'm a crab, I can perfectly fit under anything. And he goes back into the ocean. Yeah. That's what he is. He turns into a crab. That's where he belongs.

Does every single one of your characters turns out to be a transformer? Not always. I've noticed that about all of your characters. Sometimes. But I think that they all have the potential to turn into an animal. They all have the potential to turn into an animal. They all have the potential to turn into an object

or an animal. The crab guy, though, I said it to my husband, and he was like, oh my God, yeah, totally. I'm like, yep. So now every time I see him, he's like, do a little limbo. I'm like, so the ocean's calling you. You better get in there.

Your meat is very delicious when you crack it open. I just had you on a sandwich. I'm gonna boil you. Okay, do we want to just get into our notes apps? Yeah, sure. Because I feel like we're talking about a bunch of ideas. Yeah. Who wants to go first?

Tommy. Let's just share about. I think Tommy needs, why don't we do like, should we do like a few, like at a time? Yeah, yeah, like, you know, share a couple.

And then first I just want to like know. Oh, God. Oh, no. I just read my first one and I'm like, no. My first one, I'm pretty. Go ahead, Shane. This isn't even titled. Do it. This just has a few ideas just written on it.

Yeah. First is in quotations it says I think he's being ratatouille'd. After that it says anyone with a big hat could be getting ratatouille'd. What? Oh. Is that from a... Ratatouille? No!

Everything everywhere? Well yeah I guess that's They made a ratatouille. But I think it's funny to be suspicious of anyone with a big hat that they could made a ratatouille. They made a ratatouille. But I think it's funny to be suspicious of anyone with a big hat. That they could be getting ratatouille. That's actually funny. Any cowboy?

Any cowboy could be getting ratatouille. Any cowboy? Just cowboys with the big 10-gallon hats. What if I wear a big hat and go out in public and act insane and make people think I'm being ratatouille. You just need someone who follows you around and goes, I'm so sorry, he's being ratatouille. Sorry, excuse him.

There's a little rodent on his head, pulling his hairs. You're just in jail for the rest of your life. In fact, do you have an almond? He might be a little hungry. The mouse only eats almonds. I have, okay, first of all, I have to throw like okay first of all I have to throw this out of the way

because I had a so what I did last night is I collected my randoms so that I'm not like searching for five years for all my randoms and I had one

that was just before you cry you can say your eyeballs are rock hard quote I'm about to bust a duct wow wow your eyeballs are rock hard. Quote, I'm about to bust a duct. Wow.

Wow. I'm about to bust a duct. I'm about to bust a duct. Bro. I want you pleased to say that the next time you're about to have a heartfelt sob, like you're in the middle of a real conversation with someone. Sorry.

I'm about to bust a duck. That's actually really funny. I feel like that's a teenager son who like literally can't. I walked into the mom role again. Literally can't talk about his feelings. So he's like, mom, I'm about to bust a duck. I'm a mom. My heart hurts.

If I'm at the gym and I'm about to cry, I'm going to make sure to yell that out. Okay, good. I'm about to bust a duck. And then the guy goes, jump on my motorcycle, and he turns into a fucking motorcycle. Jump on my motorcycle. I mean me. I mean me.

Maybe we should all just read our first one and go around. Yeah, let's do it. OK, here's mine. It's so dumb. When your hair talks to you, jump, jump, jump in a bun. You've got to be kidding me. What? What? What is that about? I don't. I actually don't remember this. Jump, jump, jump in a bun. You've gotta be kidding me. What, what?

What's that about? What are we, I don't, I actually don't remember this. Jump jump jump. When your hair talks, you jump jump jump in a bun. So wait, is that all supposed to be one idea? Or is that multiple things in one sentence? Is that what your hair is saying to you?

I think your hair goes, come on, jump jump jump, get in a bun. I don't fucking know, you guys. Okay. Okay. I would say so far Amanda's winning in just in terms of you really write down anything. I literally will write down anything. And see, it has to be a quote also.

Jump, jump, jump. Tommy, I feel like yours is a full on stand up joke. You guys. Stand up joke. Mine is sort of a stand up joke. Holy shit. This is just the one new, new, new hair. You guys. Stand up joke. Mine is sort of a, holy shit. This is just the one new, new, new character.

You don't put spaces? No, no I don't put spaces. I just do dashes. That looks like a novel. I just do dashes, guys. I love a dash. This is just the one, this is one new, new characters.

If you search characters, you'll see like 20 of them. Amanda has 100 years of solitude written in her notes app. Okay, I have another. This is all still from this one. I have one note that has like five ideas.

The other one says, calling a plumber and Mario and Luigi come in and just fuck shit up. That's actually legit. Yeah, that's very much like, oh, I'm trying to think of a smosh. Yeah, that's a smoshy. A lot you can tell are like, oh, that was a try not to laugh idea that I wrote down.

Absolutely. And that's very much one. Like, I need a plumber, and then two guys come out as Mario and Luigi and just throw plungers everywhere. Tommy, go ahead. So then I started writing down like, okay, so let me get through a few nonsense ones. You want to read a couple. You can read a couple. Read a couple.

Okay. I have, and there's no description passed. You got it. POV, you're an NFT. Okay. That's actually smart. Underneath that, my son is an NFT. Okay.

And then underneath that, POV, you're the CDC. I don't know. Oh, because it rhymes. Lots of fun letters. and then underneath that, POV, you're the CDC. I don't know. Oh, lots of fun letters. You're having fun with letters. You're having fun with letters. I like letters. I like POV.

But one that was also part of that chunk that I liked was dad convincing kid to be bad so Santa gives them coal because the dad is a train conductor. Wait, that's actually brilliant. That's weird. That's weird. That makes me feel so weird. Kids be bad for Santa.

And then he's just like, choo-choo, and then it's 10 minutes of him on a train. It's like a weird short film a weird short son son i need you to kill a man i need so much coal we gotta get to montana this weekend i don't think we can make it here's a gun son how much coal will santa give you i like that it's proportional to how bad you are he'll give you that much coal at a a certain point, he is helping you. He's doing a good thing.

That's so good. Okay. I'll read a couple. One just says Nancy Grace. Hell yeah. Which I'm like, there's plenty. Oh, you could crush a Nancy Grace impression. There's plenty that I could do with that. And may I say, that is all you had to write.

You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. You just write Nancy Grace and you're like, got it. Got it. Done and done. He is to write as little amount as possible. Yep. He gets the point across. And Nancy Grace sells just write Nancy Grace and you're like, got it. Got it. Done and done. He is to write as little amount as possible to get the point across. And Nancy Grace sells it. Nancy Grace.

Most of these are people that I've seen. I think a lot of these aren't middle of the night ideas. I think a lot of these are people watching. Drunk guy with his dog. I should just call him Uber because I just want to wrap my arms around him and have him take me home. Oh. So I remember this guy. He literally kept calling his dog he's like i should

just call my dog uba because he's so big i just want to wrap my arms around him and have him take me home that's the sweetest thing i've ever heard block island because that's where it was okay um this one i don't get it oh that's just my social security i don't get it the sister's metaphors it's like having shit on your face. I'm good. Or a house that's rotting and everything is great, but your clothes all smell. Wow.

That feels dark. There's a tone to that. That's Alanis Morissette. That's just a lyric from Alanis Morissette's latest album. Guys. Can you repeat that house? Wait, what? Repeat that whole thing.

So I think I'm trying to make metaphors about sisters. About like having sisters, right? Having sisters. It's like having shit on your face, but you're good. I just wrote, I'm good. Or a house that's rotting and everything is great, but your clothes all smell. Guys, I don't feel this anymore. But your clothes all smell. Guys, I don't feel this anymore. But your clothes all smell?

Guys, I must have thought it was genius because I wrote extra things. Wow. Sounds like having sisters is fine, but also a little bit of a burden. Also, this one. Mom, the woman who is bosses with death. See short film

idea. What? In parentheses. I have a whole short film thing oh okay i love that yeah guys i don't fucking know this is not good okay keep going this is dark i have two left on this one this is my like a recent one uh who can fall asleep faster challenge. And then... I love that! You're going down, bro. A live stream of just... Okay. And then I just wrote Beans from Even Stevens.

Wow. So I have that. That's a Nancy Grace. Wow, that's Nancy Grace. Oh, this is a real dumb one. Ready? I don't know what mindset I was in when I wrote this.

Coyote Peterson getting bit by a bug. And then in quotations it just says, holy crap, oh my god, it's immediately so bad, dude. What? That's just what he did. Oh, it's inflamed already. It's immediately so bad. And then underneath I wrote that, what if Coyote Peterson bit the bugs instead of, actually that's just the plot of Man Spider, is what I wrote. Do you know who Coyote Peterson is?

No. Coyote Peterson's a YouTuber. He's this guy who wears a really cool hat, like an Indiana Jones type hat. And he goes around the world and interacts with animals. He has like an animal YouTube channel. But his most viewed content is when he has horrible insects sting him. He'll hold out his hand and he'll have them bite him. Like, it's insane content.

He's my dream guest for Try Not To Laugh because he does a completely different thing. He would do anything. Yeah, so he should come on Try Not To Laugh and put the gloves on with bullet ants and do the dance. What the hell? Yeah.

Holy crap. But anyways, I wrote that. So I think it was maybe in my head, like doing an impression of Coyote Peterson. I love it. I love that. See, that's the thing. You don't know. You're just trying to figure it out, and you just don't know.

Yeah. All right. Very related to that for some reason, I have, and I remember coming up with this idea and then being like, I'll never do this. Okay. Steve Irwin looking for a shape shifter. It's been all over these pots shifting shapes.

And then in parentheses, the shape shifter looks like Steve Irwin when he finds him. And he's like, oh, you. Wait. I think in my mind at the end of that, if that were to be like a sketch, the Steve Irwin we followed from the beginning is the shapeshifter.

That makes a lot of sense. I was about to say that. Yours are actually pretty fucking cool and interesting. He finds Steve Irwin, and that Steve Irwin goes, finally, I found you. And then it's this whole twist. Mine are really, really. Amanda's having a break.

Mine are really dark. I'm so sorry. Mine are really dark. Someone bad at hashtags. Hashtag no, I don't wanna, thanks. Wait, I love that. Hashtag no, thank you. Hashtag I don't wanna, thanks. Wait, I love that. Hashtag no, thank you.

No, I don't want a thanks. I actually wrote that in as a hashtag. This actually really happened to me. A woman at the gym complimenting nice body, gorgeous body. How'd you get it? My husband sent me here because he said I'm getting fat.

That happened to me in a gym bathroom. Oh my God. I was like, okay. Thank you so much. Holy shit. Yeah, I know. It's, God, mine are dark.

Oh, your bum smells prank calls. Whoa. Your bum smells prank calls. I didn't know you had an iPhone when you were 12. No, no. My sister. No. Don't worry about it.

Don't worry. The amount of prank calls I did as a kid are fucked up. You were a prank call kid? I prank called constantly. And I conference called. So I would conference call people and they'd go, hello? Hello. Oh, you just put them on the phone together?

That's awesome. Did you call me? No. We'd call people who just broke up or a teacher and a student. Whoa. You were hardcore. My really good friend from home wants to get the prank call thing on there where it's two land lines going like this so they talk to each other dude that's devastating i i that's that surprises me then you listen in on their conversation isn't that messed up yeah you were uh you gotta do it

you gotta do a little demonic shit when i was a naughty naughty okay go ahead i have one this is a this is a full sketch or not full but it's like part of it. This is like the idea of one. I probably wrote this really quickly. Interior house. There's two guys, Davis and Brian. Davis. Yeah, man, I cheated on my wife. Brian.

Oh, my God. Yeah, I feel awful. Holy shit, man. I don't know what to say. It's okay. I don't expect pity. Anyways, you see the new Barbie movie? Oh, yeah, I have.

It's so good. You got to see it. I've seen it like three times. Oh, okay. Knock at the door. Oh, fuck. My wife's home early. Whatever you do, do not tell her.

Okay, okay. Oh, Cynthia walks in. Oh, hey, Brian. What are you doing here? Oh, I just stopped by. We were talking about the Barbie movie. Davis, dude. What the fuck?

Cynthia. Davis, what's going on? Nothing, babe. Davis was telling me how how he how he saw it and that's all nothing nothing else cynthia you saw the barbie movie davis we've talked about that movie it's woke we agreed not to watch woke movies davis no babe i didn't see barbie i was too busy having an affair what the fuck Cynthia, I wish that were just the case, Davis, but I see through you. So it's a thing of like, don't tell her. This is a

recent sketch. He thinks, oh, don't tell her about the affair, but it's don't tell her I saw the Barbie movie. And then it turns out Cynthia is anti-woke. Fucking Cynthia's a bitch. Cynthia.

That's a dumbass sketch. Wait, I kind of love it, though. What else? You want me to read more? Yeah, give us one more. Okay. Oh, these are things that I wrote down, and then I actually pitched to Spencer and Alex

for the Games Channel. And what was their response? I think they haven't said yes or no yet, so I pitched. We'll get back or no yet. So I pitched it. We'll get back to you years later. Thanks, Shane. If you see this on Smosh Games, you won't see it for a bit, or maybe, I don't know.

But if you see it, you know that it came from my notes app. Sniper chess. So two people playing chess right here at this table. Someone's up there. And then have two people on the right here at this table someone's up there and then have two people on the other side of this set with sniper nerf guns so after we both take a turn they have a chance and they're they're also on our teams like you have a team member and i have a team member and your team member tries to shoot a nerf gun and knock my chess pieces off the board, and then it just counts to the chess game.

Oh. So you get to just be like, after they both shoot their Nerf guns, if they knock a bunch of my pieces off, you have a huge advantage. And that's sniper chess. I thought it was shooting at you if you put it up. No, no, no.

King is caught. That's not how it works. Can you play chess? No. My husband can't. I can. You can. Shane?

I know chess. But I'm not good. I can play backgammon. I don't know strategy, but I can play chess. And then I also had Jenga with pool cues, which I think is really fun. So like one of those big Jenga sets. And then instead of pushing it out with your hands, you have to use a pool cue and knock it out. Oh, you know what I thought?

Pool noodle. I thought it was the pool cues as the Jenga. Oh, no, that's insane. Guys, I'm not well. Our brains are bad. Our brains are bad. It's not, yeah, our brains are bad. You said the right words.

Insane. So those are some ideas. And now we're going to probably get into weirder and weirder things from me. Great. So So Tommy, but you go. yeah. Okay. So,

uh, quick pivot to pivot right back in one of, I, I, I used to say that my biggest fear was seeing an atomic bomb go off a little too far away from me to kill me immediately. So I have like a countdown of knowing when I'm about to get killed, right?

That's my- That's a very specific fear. You're right. Have you seen Oppenheimer? I kind of refuse to. Don't see it. Yeah. My new biggest fear is accidentally hitting someone

while driving, like a pedestrian. That's a big one. That's up there for me. Yeah, I am terrified of that. Anyway, so meditating on that first biggest fear, I have this idea for a sketch where I see the bomb go off and I'm in my room and I'm like, shit, I'm about to die.

I'm like, let's put on my favorite song so I can at least listen to it while I die. And then I'm scrolling through my Spotify for like a minute and a half. And I'm like, no, not that one, not that one. Which one do I want? That's it.

Oh my god, wait, does that distract you from death? Well, you know, I figure like if you're going out, it's like, let me put on my favorite jam. And then I'm like, no, not that one. And then the bomb's just like, and you're like, oh. And then you finally get to a song

and you play, but you don't have enough internet connection for it to load. You're like, oh. The Wi-Fi's a whoop. That's amazing. And then to lighten that,

I have professional distractor shaking hands. Nice. Yeah. Mine are getting to this place. Look over here. Mine are getting to this place. Look over here. Mine are getting to this place. Whoa.

Okay. These are just, I don't even understand these. Fun with girls. Yeah. Pop star in pain. There it is. Okay. That feels good.

No, I like that one. Champagne woman saying don't go. What? I don't know. Don't go. Don't go. I think I know where you're getting at with that one.

That's a woman with champagne. You're at a ball and a guy's leaving like a James Bond type of guy. She's like, wait. She's like, don't go. Don't go. Don't go.

Don't go. And he's like, I'm never going to date you anyway. She's like, okay, bye. Okay. Sephora mom trying to connect with kid. These are getting sad. Okay. Sephora mom trying to connect with kid. These are getting sad. Okay.

Aggressive real estate agent. These are now just characters. I like Sephora mom trying to connect with kids. Like, son, do you know why I brought you here? To Sephora? It's because all of us wear a mask. All of us put on layers. We all put on layers. I also think you might be gay. We all wear a mask. All of us put on layers. We all put on layers.

I also think you might be gay. We all wear a mask. I brought you to Sephora to get you started. Okay, this is a long one, and then I'll move on. This is when I actually listened to a woman and wrote down everything she said. I'm so excited for this. Mary at the bar.

I'm getting a tattoo of my dog jaeger i want it right here so anyways my son is in alaska why the fuck he's there i have no idea so who's he what's he says he's a good shooter because you know he was in the military and then he was like well what do you want and they were like for you to move to san diego and he was like all right and i was like do it fucking do it don't live so far anymore. He's the best. Seriously. So who's he was?

He told him it's a go-go. Huh? No, he's not going to move. But I'm going to keep telling that guy to call him till he does. Anyways, drink your margarita. It's all the gold tequila so you can have a good night, you guys. Come into the bar hot. Whoa.

Guys. She must have been talking and i must have been going yeah but i'll never use that i want i wish the writing would start to be like hold on guys i need to stay on the phone with you there's a woman that i think is writing down everything i'm saying i feel crazy but i'm pretty sure doing it literally but of course she had like a fucking boston accent she was like i got a tattoo of Jaeger. He moved to Alaska, which I'm like, fucking moved so far away, but you know what I'm saying anyways. So how's your margarita?

Gold tequila. So if you read it in a Boston accent. It all makes sense. It all makes sense because I swear they all have 500 stories going and then the past cross. They like bounce between. Yes, you understand.

You should be a court sternographer, I think is the name of it. Yeah. Oh, I also really want a job of being the court sternographer. You want to learn shorthand? I just want to go. All I want to do is play a role like that in a movie.

Because if you watch them in the court, they're just going, and it's like, scratch that from the record, and then they go. Then you wave a hand in front of their face that they can't see, like wait. There is this amazing meme.

They're really good at hearing. There's this amazing meme that my friend's obsessed with of a court stenographer drinking, like she's drinking her coffee, but it's going too quick. This is real, and it spills, so she just goes. Of the whole mug, she goes. You have to do a stenographer character. I have to, I just wanna do a court thing,

and then just quickly pan over to me, and I'm just like. If you wanted to do it live, all you'd have to do is get an audio recording of a court, and you play it, and you sit down just in the middle of the stage and go, Wait, wait, wait. Wait, Tommy, that's brilliant.

Is that my next one-woman show? And you don't have to even say anything. It could be completely just... You know what our goal should be? You know how multiple times every year a fake sign language interpreter ends up on a stage somewhere doing just crazy shit? They're doing the YMCA

from the Village People. And it's like a high up politician or something. I know. You should try to do that as a stenographer. Yeah, sneak in. Yeah, I could do it. Scratch this from a record. We need to get one of those shorthand machines

and just see who can do it best. Nobody can. Well, we should try to learn shorthand. That's a funny goal. I would love to. Guys, maybe that's my one shorthand. That's a funny goal. I would love to. Guys, maybe that's my one-woman show. It's 45 minutes

of me doing that. I would watch it. That's performance art territory. I love that. I have an, okay. I actually have to write that down in my notes app. Can you write that down

in your notes app? Oh, you're scrolling to the top? You have to put the new ones at the top. I have a lot that are not jokes. They're just me trying to remind myself of things. I have one that just says clothes. And underneath that, it says camp collar shirt, chinos.

So I think that was me just trying to be like, here's some clothing items. Here's some clothes I want to do. Here's some stuff. Loud mime. You love mimes. You love a mime. Mimes clothes I want to do. Here's some stuff. Loud mime. You love mimes. You love a mime. Mimes are just funny to me. And then I have, underneath that, I wrote guy who is regular.

And underneath that I wrote... Okay, Shane. Guy who is regular. That's me. Guy who is regular. Guy who is regular. I'm gonna do it on Try Not To Laugh. We're not part of that. And then I have underneath that, I wrote guy who is not regular. No. What is wrong with you? Look at this. Look at this. You opened a whole new note set just for that? I do new ones. You're insane. That's so stressful. No, that's what I do. That's why last night I was like, I need to spend an hour collecting these.

You guys have to do it on one big log. No, that's psycho. You look at you scrolling through it like the fucking Bible. You can't have space. It's only separated by bastions. No, that's insane. You're insane. It's on the road by Jack Kerouac.

It's bullshit. Wait, who's a guy who's regular versus a guy who's not regular? I don't know. Guy who is regular. Guy who is regular. Hey, how are you? Guy who's not regular. Did you see my car?

I don't know. That's guy who's regular. That's guy who's regular. Come on. You're right. I have a lot of Smosh games types, or pitches. Impossible question game. Two players have to ask pop culture questions

they're sure the other can't answer. Okay. I guess it's like you go back trying to ask a question you're certain that your opponent can't answer, and you go until one of you does get one right. Does answer? Interesting. I don't know.

Ask me anything about football. That'll work. Who did Tom Brady play for? The Patriots. Whoa, I love that. All right, video's over. Video's over. And then it ends.

Yeah, the video ends as soon as the person leaves. And then it ends and then there's just snipers. And then there's Nerf snipers. And then underneath that, I think this was a story idea. Dream skippers.

They learn that everyone is trapped within a single man's dream. That's so scary. Dream skippers. They learn that everyone is trapped within a single man's dream. That's so scary. Dream skippers. Wait, that's really scary. What? That's scary. Yeah. You guys remember the movie The Cell with J-Lo? I've never seen

The Cell. I've also never seen it. Should I watch it? That's Anthony Hopkins, right? She's like stuck in someone's body. Yeah, she gets stuck in someone's mind. It's really scary. That's cool. Alright. Alright, guess I'm gonna watch it. Oh, It's really scary. That's cool. Alright. Alright, guess I'm gonna watch it. Oh, this next app has a ton of shit. Alright, you go, Tommy.

Go, Tommy. I don't know which one to hop into here. Okay, no one steal this. I might be making this, but this was in here. HGTV's Fuck My House. Exterior house. Host stands in front of a street. He's a handyman type, a bit too energetic.

The HGTV logo sits in the bottom right corner. Host, welcome back to HGTV's Fuck My House. We sent Dave and Ron to a hotel so we could start working. Now we're ready to show off what we've done. The host approaches Ron and Dave, the owners of the house. They're blindfolded. Dave, Ron, take off those blindfolds. Dave and Ron remove their blindfolds.

Their expressions of hope turn to shock. Multiple people nude are humping the outside of the house. They moan in ecstasy. And he's like, let's head inside and show you how we fucked your living room. Interior living room. The three men move through the door past a man who's really into fucking the wall. How do you fuck a wall? I don't know.

Where do you fuck a wall? Can you imagine? Honey, I love what they did with the kitchen. It's just five guys like, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So insane. Wait, you should save that.

I thought it was going to be a thing where they messed the house up really bad. And then it was very literal. That's Tommy. They very much fucked the house. That's brilliant. Hey, thanks. I went to a new notes app. Bob and Brad show how to stretch hips.

They keep repeating names. And they respond with, yeah, yeah. Do not know. yeah, yeah. Do not know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The brother of the heir to the throne. Creepy voice, high pitched, always curious, always finding ways to hurt his brother.

I think that's just Thor. I think that's just like the description of all the Thor movies. I almost died like Bob Saget. That's a real one. A woman said that to me in acting class. She was wearing a bandage, a full bandage around her head in acting class. Oh, my God. I'm not kidding.

And she went, we were doing a check-in, and she was like, not doing well. We were like, everything okay? She went, I almost died just like Bob Saget. And I went, what happened? And she was like, well, I slipped down the stairs. Lucky I do yoga. So I barely got hurt. My limbs just went everywhere.

And I was wearing a snow hat. And it protected me. I'm like, but why do you have a bandage around your head? Okay, that's a real one. Whoa. I kind of want to wear a bandage around my head to get attention. That's great. I just have a little blood Whoa. I kind of want to wear a bandage around my head to get attention. Yeah.

That's great. I just have a little blood spot. I kind of want to do yoga, so apparently you don't die ever. Okay, here's another one. Security guard at Trance Fest. Trance, not. Yeah.

Thumbs up. Well, every time I said I went to Trance Fest, people were like, what? Trance music. Security guard at Trance Fest, people were like, what? Trance music. Yes. Security guard at Trance Fest, thumbs up, trying to signal like on an airplane, big mustache, really positive, always aiding with the concert goers.

I know it's a bad system, but I got to follow it. Thumbs up. What the hell? Hell yeah. This is a real guy that I was watching at Trance Fest, just like. Dude. And then a real guy that I was watching at TransFest, just like. Dude. And then a plane lands on everyone.

Moving these people while the people were sitting in the dark, having glow on their fingers, going like this to their partners. Like doing drugs and stuff? No, they were going like this to their partners, and they were like, this was TransFest. And the stenographer is there. She's writing down all the beats. Thumbs up.

It just says thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up. Okay. I have one. I have a note titled Dumb Ideas. Okay. So you know it's going to be good. Brilliant. TLC Boardroom, which is, I mean.

TLC the Learning Channel the Learning Channel not TLC like okay what if we did a song called No Scrubs no TLC Boardroom and like just them being

the most messed up people on earth it's like alright we gotta show we need a show and then having a guy be like uh shit

um MILF Manor and but make it like really really weird and incestual. They're like, great, that's perfect. That'll fit in. That could be a real show. Oh, speaking of fitting in, this is a show I actually think could work.

Maybe I would do someday. A show called Fitting In, where I try to be a character that fits in at a crazy place. So I go to some kind of convention, but I try to be a character that fits in at a crazy place. So like I go to like some kind of convention, but I try to, I try to like go, try to be guys of being like, so people would think that I belong there and I interview people, but they don't think I'm an outsider. So Shane at Burning Man. Yeah. And I try to be like a guy at Burning Man.

A burner. I try to be a burner. And you have to build like a wooden sculpture just like that. Yeah, tattered clothes. I did pitch this idea, and we decided it doesn't really work for logistical reasons, but I would love to try it.

How many ideas did you pitch that Alex and Spencer went, we'll call you? I don't always pitch it to them. I pitch it maybe to Kiana or to the social department. Cast paints art and donates it to Goodwill to see whose ends up being worth the most.

Like, we all paint stuff, we donate it to a Goodwill, and then we return to that Goodwill and see what price. So, like, whose is like, oh, your painting is only, they only sell it for a dollar. The problem is that when you donate it, they don't necessarily sell it at that same Goodwill. So, logistically, it

was tough to be like, where is it going to be at? Yeah. Have you been to a donating center? Yeah. You have no idea where it's going. Oh, I donate so much stuff. What if you did like a Buffalo Exchange or a Crossroads? I mean, yeah, maybe that. Do Crossroads do not? They'll be like, I'm sorry, is this Gucci?

Right, no, I know. Because we don't take that. I don't know. That's why I do Buffalo and not Crossroads. Yeah, Buffalo. I don't think they take art. No, they don't. I was just saying, they're more singular. Can you imagine buying art at Buffalo Exchange? I don't even know what it would be. Women with sunglasses on?

Yeah. Oh, last one here before I move on. I'm not done with this note. We'll come back to this. But it says D&D, either a druid who talks to animals or a human or demon who is a salesman who is a warlock and makes deals with the devil. Wait, you're doing half of that. Well, yeah.

I wrote this down before we did. This is from April 3rd. So this is before we started D&D. That's crazy. That's what you wanted. I know. So that was like, oh, I'll be a druid. That's what you wanted.

Tommy. Tommy. Wow. Similarly, like ages ago, I don't have it in front of me right now, but I saw it in one of the earlier swipes that I was doing. I wrote, oh, I found it. This was, I think, like 2019 or 2018. Fake reality show reunion as a framework for sketches, which we did. Fake?

Oh, wow. Right? Brilliant. Yeah, well, it worked and it was funny. And then, I have finished this sketch in huge, bold letters. Great. Jesus in a saloon.

Cowboy, who's the new guy? Bartender, oh, that's just our Lord and Savior. Praise him. Jesus with a cigarette and hat looks up, nods. That's it. You need to finish that sketch. You're like, it's finished. I would watch that.

That's a Christmas movie. Yes. That's Hallmark in 20 seconds. Like, Jesus in like a slurping thing. No, that's Jesus, Lord, our Savior. He's like, hmm. Howdy. That's Jesus, Lord, our Savior. He's like, hmm. Howdy. That's Jesus Lord our Savior.

Howdy. God bless him. And then I have, now we're getting into just like garbage territory. Professional friend gets too many friends, becomes overbooked, no longer professional friend. Aw. That's so sad.

Great. Professional friends. Too many friends. Too many friends. Snapper in a band, documentary, The Snapper. Wait,. Too many friends. Too many friends. Snapper in a band. Documentary. The Snapper. Wait.

I actually love that. Yeah. That's right next to the stenographer. Literally, guys. That's brilliant. Do you remember? There was a guy on America's Got Talent named Johnny Rocket Fingers, who was like a professional snapper. Like a quick snapper?

He was a quick snapper. Like a quick snapper? He was a quick snapper and he actually was pretty talented. You guys, this is derailed for one second but do you guys ever watch shows

and only watch the background actors? A hundred percent. Movies and only watch the extras? If I'm re-watching a movie. Do it. Yeah.

It's the funniest thing you've ever seen. Well like Spider-Man, I think it's Spider-Man or Spider-Man 2 with Tobey Maguire has a woman in the background that you see at one point in a it's Spider-Man or Spider-Man 2 with Tobey Maguire has a woman in the background that you see at one point

in a big crowd scene where Spider-Man shows up to fight the Green Goblin or Doctor Octopus. You see a woman in the background shaking her head back and forth

very dramatically. She goes like this. She goes, that's Spider-Man. Stop. You can clearly see her. You can very clearly see her. Dude, I love watching background actors

because they go, what? Oh, they're selling it. They're selling it. So, sorry, I just had to derail. A friend of mine did background acting or was recently in a background. I think it was like a more, it wasn't like a big, big film.

It was just like a smaller film or whatever. And they kept cutting and giving notes and he was the only one getting notes. They were like, Ted, you're doing it too big. Like scale it back. I love that. I love that. I love it. I love it. All right. What you got? Okay. Like you said, you're going into garbage territory. I've been there. All right. So I'm going to just continue in garbage territory. Great. Store clerk who is too involved. Store clerk who takes it personally. The person who is hurt that you won't buy anything from your store. Guy at eyeglass place. Hi, welcome. So glad to have you here. I love your hair. We have a lot of spots already.

So highly suggest booking an appointment with me now. What's your name? Your name? Just to check. Your insurance covers you. Okay. Yeah, sure. Take your time. I'll be right here. Just watching. Okay, that's one.

Oh, and then I wrote bye, and then I wrote in parentheses tears. Telenovela stars. That's it. There you go. No, I totally get it that's a nancy grace um you guys are fun that's just one oh thanks that's probably someone going like you guys are fun yeah you guys are fun were you not there ian said that to what ian said that in a beperty i i saw the clip yeah you guys are a good group you guys are a fun group. You guys are a fun group.

That's basically this character where someone's just like, you guys are fun. You guys are so fun. You guys are fun. And he's in a cage with a bunch of gorillas.

You guys are fun. You guys are fun. This is a really old one. Okay. And it says wet cop. Whoa. This one is from, this one is from October 2022 or something like that,

which maybe it's around wet cop. Oh, so right before you started doing wet cop. Yeah, that must have been like right before. Wow. That's crazy. Yeah, wet cop. And then Irish UPS man, which is definitely a TNTL that I wrote and did. Nice.

Yeah, I had that last night. I was like, oh, I've done that. Yep. I was like, these are all of my TNTL ideas. Yeah, I'm getting to the point where some of these. Oh, this one's the last one. I'll just do one more. I almost died last night.

Did you see me trip? Question mark. What? Guys, I don't know what. And then I just have my dad's name on here. I love this because I don't write down ideas until they're ideas. You know what I mean? You have these like a bunch of starters.

These are all starters. And you have some real ideas in there too, of course. And then you have like not to discount anything. I just like, I should be doing this. It's great. You're leading the charge. And they're mainly based on, they're like from the start of a character.

Like they're rooted in. It's really cool. Yeah. Oh, these are not, I write them and I don't reread them until I need inspiration. That's smart. That's the best way to do it

so you don't judge it and erase it. Yeah. That's, wow. Just write starters. I'm learning from you today. Write starters. Guys. I'm learning from you today.

Pretty cool. Thank you. Thank you, from you today. Write starters. Guys. I'm learning from you today. Pretty cool. Thank you. Thank you, Painter Barbie. You're so welcome. I left Ken and I started, I became a human and I decided I'm going to paint houses. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. I have a, RIP, I have an Ella Let's Do This pitch, which I did pitch and they liked it.

And they wanted to do it, but we didn't get to it, which is how to hide a dead body. And I.. I have an L. Let's do this pitch, which I did pitch and they liked it and they wanted to do it but we didn't get to it, which is how to hide a dead body. And I... I kind of love that. Yeah, and I still think

it's a challenge that we could... I love it too. Like, if we have a dummy and we just see who can hide the dummy in like two minutes

and who can find it in two minutes. that's actually brilliant and dark. I like it. Yeah. I wrote... Yeah.

Yeah, I know. Yeah. Anyways. Yeah. I wrote, yeah, I know. Yeah. Anyways. Anyways. I wrote, fresh banana hanging out with a ripe banana and being influenced by them. Whoa, you're really cool. Yeah.

Yeah, been around for a minute. And the ripe is all like brown and not like spots. See all these spots? Yeah. You're going to be like me if you hang out with me. Yeah. I learned that from Hank Green, that ripe bananas release an enzyme or something that ripens bananas. So that's why if you have fresh bananas next to ripe bananas, those fresh bananas will start to become ripe really fast.

Oh, my God. I've been fucking doing it wrong my whole life. Yeah. You want to just try to eat your ripe bananas or turn them into banana bread or something. And does it do it to other fruit? No, I think just bananas. Bananas influencing bananas. So you're saying I can put a brownish banana

next to a freshest banana and that'll make the fresh banana better to eat sooner. Yes, yes. Okay, yes. That is also true. I think, I'm not a scientist, but Hank Green told me that. This is a sketch that I only have the premise of, but I actually love this sketch and I've thought about it more over the months.

Dart destination date, and she throws it on your best friend's house, so she's gonna go stay with him for a week. I know some people- Like when you throw a dart at a map and you're like, we're going there. Yeah, I had some friends who were like, oh. And so he was like, his birthday gift to her or anniversary gift to her was like,

hey, take this dart, here's a map of the world, throw it, and then we're gonna spend a vacation there. And she perfectly threw it at like, it landed in Italy. It's like, okay. But, and maybe it's a thought story. Maybe it's like, put it on the, but I like the idea of like, okay, take this dart and throw it.

And it's like, okay, throws it. Perfect. It's like, wow, that landed Los Angeles. Okay, let's get in closer. It's like, oh my God. Oh wait, that's two blocks away. That's, oh, that's, oh my God, that's Greg's house. That's crazy.

And then just like being like, well, I guess we're going to go. It's like, oh, and he's like, oh, I only have one bed. I don't have enough room for both of you. This feels like a 90s rom-com. Does it not feel like a 90s rom-com? And it's like, bow, wow, and they land in LA. She's like, ha. And he's like, I only have one bed.

And the boyfriend's like, uh, uh. I guess I'll go home. I guess I'll go home and leave you guys to fuck. That's kind of the end of that run of that one. Tommy? Find your wife PI. What? I think the idea.

Hey, that's a starter. That is a starter. That's a good starter. I think the idea there was like my dad would always be like, where's Pam? Like in the house, just like, where's Pam?

And like hiring a private investigator to find your wife inside your own home. Is your mom's name is Pam? Pam. So my dad's girlfriend's name is Pam. Wait. Oh. And he always goes like,

where's Pam? Can Pam, does Pam have trouble lifting her arms above her head? Yeah. Oh, that might be my mom. She should have done yoga. Really quick, Tommy.

Yes. I came across another note called characters, and the first one is loud mime. Again? I've written it several times. You are out of control. Loud mime. And then when we wrote Dumb Sketches with Angela,

I wrote the mime family where they're loud mimes. I finally got it out. I think I just finally got it done with. You purged it from your brain. That's freaking hilarious. Loud mime. Oh, I have one titled Try Not to Laugh. We'll get back to that.

I have one too. Tell me, do you have any ideas? I'm just hunting now. I just have character ideas, like character starters. I really, really want to do a teenage girl stage manager for a theater show. Oh.

You know I love that. Being like, this weekend I reviewed all of the cues, guys, we're gonna need you to do, you know, I don't have it written out yet, but I just like, that's such a person. You know, I love it. Didn't I kind of play a character like that in one of a Smosh video

that I punched myself in the face? What? Remember with Ian? Where I'm like, everyone shut the fuck up! And he was the director, he's like, thanks Molly. Like, thank you.

I think I remember that. It was like an old one. Oh, like a sketch sketch. A sketch here at Smosh. Oh, like a main sketch. Yeah, like a main sketch. I think it was like three and a half years ago. That's crazy.

Because I was like, this is a character that I love to play. Holy crap. It's such a fun character. Do you want to put on a wig or do you want me to do it? Let's do it. We can do it together. Let's do it. I'll take right.

I'll take left stage. You take right. Hughes. That's so funny. What else you got, Amanda? Okay. Horrible ones. Actually, this one's kind of fun.

Young shitty motel clerk girl. No blood, no semen, no ranch. That's our biggest rules. Ranch is really hard to get out of the carpet. Like, what? That one's pretty fun. I should have done that. That's fun, actually. That is fun. Throw should have done that. That's fun, actually.

That is fun. Throw that to the top. Throw it to the top. I'll throw that one to the top, or I'll star it a million times. That really gets me in. The stars? Yep. What's up?

You look depressed. There's food in the fridge, air in your lungs, and it's a gorgeous day out. That's actually like a direct quote from my mother. I was about to say, who said that? Why do you look depressed? There's food in the fridge, air in your lungs, and it's a gorgeous day out. Get out of the way.

I love that. That is what a boomer says to someone who looks depressed. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, Lyft driver, do you believe in ghosts? I was on the toilet once in a hospital, and the light kept turning on and off. Ghost.

This is like a real quote from a real person. Most of these are real quotes. I love this. Holy shit. Yeah. Also, do you guys do videos and attach it to your notes? Never. What?

No. You recorded? So this is like an idea, like you've written. What the hell? Are you vulnerable enough to play one of them for us? Maybe, yeah. She carries a satchel of dirt in her head. Just as you hear some dirt from New Mexico and breathe,

I just felt like you needed to get grounded. Because I see a lot of trauma and a lot of fear and a lot of pain behind her. Guys, I did her. I was about to say, I remember her. I did her on stage. Whoa, I just got a crazy vision. You're just talking to yourself? Yeah. I get a lot of them in the car.

That's your spot. And when I do, I film myself and talk like the character, and I add it to the text of my notes. You're still going. Oh, this is a minute 30 sometimes i have five minutes holy so when i get it i have to do the voice and the character or else i lose it it's like you got to get it out we should upload those onto instagram if ever they're if they're fine to pose yeah a lot of these i can't show because i'm naked and a lot of them. I'll get out of the shower with my hair soaking wet and I'll be like,

Alright, we gotta share the truth. I like the idea that your husband's like, Why don't you send me a nice photo? You send that and you're like, Hey, listen here. I've been through it. He's like, You better watch your ass.

He's like, Oh, this was not what I wanted. Oh, he's on his computer playing video games and I'm like, You better watch your ass! He's like, oh, this was not what I wanted. Oh, he's on his computer playing video games and I'm like, you better watch your ass, you piece of shit! That's a healthy relationship right there. Guys, literally, yeah. It's full on over here. Oh my god.

Oh my god. I have one here that, so this is a note titled Try Not to Laugh, and I always have one like this. That's smart. And a a note titled Try Not to Laugh. And I always have one like this. That's smart. And a lot of my Try Not to Laugh jokes come from this. Like, for instance, You're My Favorite Pizza Place was. It was a note.

It was a note. Wow. It was a note that I had written out. So cool. Here's one that I haven't done yet, but I think I want to do it soon. Ooh, preview. In fact, I probably would have one of you guys help me and be the announcer. So it's a commercial.

So I would walk out onto the set, and I'd be kind of sniffling, and I'd just be kind of like, oh, man. And you'd be like, seasonal allergies got you down? You're like, I'm like, yeah. And it's like, flobutrin can be used to treat seasonal allergies. And all of a sudden, I have it, and I'm like, oh, and it's like, it'll brighten up. It'll clear out everything. And I'm like, yeah, and it's like, but it can cause one side effect.

And all of a sudden, I just wanna slowly just be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh my god. And I wanna just start charging around the set and have maybe someone walk out and I'd grab them and I'd beat them to the ground. I'm just freaking out, just like, oh, oh, oh, ah, ah. And then after I stop for a second, I kinda like stop and I beat them to the ground. I'm just like freaking out, just like, whoop, whoop, whoop, ah, ah! And then after I stop for a second,

I kinda like stop and I go silent, but I'm still full chimp. And then the announcer goes, bloating. Wait, I don't get it. That's not the side effect. That's not the side effect. It's like there's one side effect. There's one side effect.

I act like a chimp and it's like, bloating. Dude, wow. Yeah. That's not the side effect. It's like there's one side effect. There's one side effect. I act like a chimp, and it's like bloating. Dude, wow. Yeah. That's freaking intense. I love that. Go to Damien. I could do that to Damien. I love that.

I wrote down cool nan, Conan the Barbarian, but with metal hair and sunglasses. And then I wrote, we now return to dumpster wizard on the CW, dressed sexy with a white emo wig. Hello, weary travelers. Looking to enter the forest, huh? Best be careful. Seen many travelers enter.

None returned. He gives them a thoughtful look and then a smirk. Plays harmonica. Hell yeah. What? I love that. I'll probably spice that one up a little bit. Probably need to make that one.

Didn't work in the room, but we'll work on it. I give shit to Alex and Spencer, and they're going to call me in a week. Yeah. Tommy? This is a good little end, because it's like how I started, with I'm about to bust a duct. This is a good little end because it's like how I started with I'm about to bust a duct.

This is a tweet, basically. A YouTube video titled My Mental Breakdown, but every time I sob, it gets faster. You know those YouTube... That's the most online thing. Yeah, I know.

What? There's YouTube videos where it's like the Smosh cast, but every time Amanda laughs, it gets faster. That's a type of YouTube video. Got it. A famous one that's online is the entirety of the Bee movie, but it speeds up any time someone says Bee.

And so by the end, it's just lightning fast. Okay, I've missed this whole thing. It's an older, again, this is like an old note. So anyway, that's a good little bookend. That's a good bookend. That's a little bookend to my whole thing. Yeah, it's an older, again, this is like an old note. So anyway, that's a good little bookend. That's a good bookend. That's a little bookend to my whole thing.

I guess maybe I'll have one bookend. Okay, I have another I almost died last night. What is wrong with me? This I absolutely did on TNTL. This is my TNTL one,

which I stopped using because all of these are old. I now just go in and fucking wing it. My husband keeps digging a hole in the backyard and I have no idea why, question mark. I definitely did this one with you. That's great.

Wow, that's so fun. Holy crap. I have a ton more and I guess we'll just have to do this again sometime. I think we'll have to do this again because I have novels. Yeah, I'd say. Holy crap. And videos. This prompt was so novels. Yeah, I'd say. Holy crap.

And videos. This prompt was so inspiring to me, I just can't explain. Thanks for having me on. Thanks for letting me do this. But also, literally, just the prompt of like, oh, look at the funny things in your notes app. I'm like, I haven't done that in forever.

And I'm like, wait, there's some good shit in here. And also, you can start with just one sentence sometimes. Yeah. Yep, stenographer. We got gold out of this. Literally gold. And also you can start with just like one sentence sometimes. Yeah. Yep. Stenographer. We got gold out of this. Literally gold. Oh, man.

Well. Thank you, guys. This has been great. Thank you, guys. Thank you, Tommy. Hey, thanks. You're the best. You're the best.

Guys, that was Smosh Mouth. If you have a moment, go through your notes app and just laugh. Yeah, write down in the comments below the dumbest thing you have in your notes app. Yes. Put it in quotations and then post it down there. Yes, exactly. in the comments below the dumbest thing you have in your notes app. Put it in quotations and then post it down there. Yes, exactly. Alright. Alright. Get out of here. Bye. Bye.