Smosh Mouth - #124 - Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast w/ SANTA?!

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

Me when it's the holidays and I try not to laugh with the Smosh Cast. Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/SMOSHMOUTH to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://rocketmoney.com/SMOSHMOUTH today. PODCAST: https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthSpotify https://smo.sh/SmoshMouthiHeart https://bit.ly/SmoshMouthApple  0:00 Intro 0:44 Let the games begin… 10:50 Sponsor!  12:07 Continuing Try Not To Laugh: Holiday Edition 26:17 Sponsor! 27:46 Back to trying to make each other laugh 1:06:02 And the winner is… SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com  WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Amanda Lehan-Canto // https://www.instagram.com/filmingamanda/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Selina Garcia Editor: Andre Gardere Producer: Amanda Lehan-Canto, Shayne Topp, Selina Garcia Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman, Abby Schmidt Art Coordinator: Alex Mollo Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Assistant Director: Oliver Wehlander Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Senior Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Brand Partnership Manager: Chloe Mays Brand Partnerships Coordinating Producer: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: Selina Garcia Financial Operations Specialist: Natalie Lewis Talent Coordinator: Danielle Moses People Operations Specialist: Katie Fink Front Office Assistant: Sara Faltersack CEO: Alessandra Catanese Executive Producers: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Associate Producer, Special Projects: Rachel Collis Executive Assistant: Katelyn Hempstead OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Pit: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames Smosh Alike: https://bit.ly/SubToSmoshAlike FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh

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Yeah, and you only did two ho-ho-hows and it was weird. You know, there's three usually. Do you think Mrs. Claus like picks up the ho-ho-hoing occasionally? She definitely picks up the ho-oh-oh. She's got to pick up some of it. No, she's probably, I've been doing all the hoeing around the house. But I mean, like, if your husband's walking around, ho-ho, like, eventually I'm gonna let one slip. She's like, how- It's true. laughs are infectious. I definitely mimic other people's laughs by accident. I'm glad we're talking about this. We do not talk enough about

Mrs. Claus. Like, where is she? Goldie Hawn. What's her hobby? Oh, I know. Christmas Caracles? Christmas Chronicles? What was it? Oh, yeah, Christmas Chronicles. Anyways, guys, welcome to Smoshmouth. It is around Christmas time. We have Spencer, and we are playing

a little try not to laugh today. And you know what it's like when it's Amanda and Spencer and a TNTL. It means we're just going to kind of hang out and say some weird shit. Yeah, I don't know what's going to happen in this round. I'm going to try not to laugh. I'm going to probably laugh 5,000 times today. I'm going to do my best to win.

You're going to lose. I'm going to win. And I'm trying to think the last time I legit. Like, even when we play these, I don't try not to laugh. I'm like, there's no. You just hang out. You literally come and hang out. I think the first time you did it, you had a bunch of beverages.

You did pull out a bunch of beverages. That to me still, I don't think it hit the way I wanted it to, but that was funny to me. There was something funny about... Well, did you guys see that picture going on of Justin Bieber? Where he has all the drinks in front of him? No.

That was like, my impact. You think Justin Bieber watched that episode and he was like, I'm going to do that too. Oh, God. Butter. This is who you are, Spencer. Butter? Butter?

Isn't that? What is the song? That's BTS, dumbass? I thought... You need to go. What's the other one that... What's the one? Yummy!

Butter? And yummy? Are you crazy? We're not playing. We're playing. No, no, no, no. We started. Sorry.

They're synonyms to me. And yummy. So we started. Yummy butter. Okay. We're not, we're starting now. No. No.

That's not how it works ever. You said butter? I said butter and it made him laugh. Smooth like yummy. Okay. Sorry, smooth like butter. I did have a, well, I still have a sister. Let's take that back.

Jesus. I have a sister and there was a while where she was very sick and she would only eat really specific foods. And one of them at one point, one was the Waffle House chocolate pie. I can only eat specific foods It's a wafel's chocolate pie And then two Got him

Two was literally butter I mean that's kind of epic So your sister just wanted to eat that She did it for attention Okay Sorry I'm sick with really good taste Sorry I'm ill with Having like a taste for the fine

What's the last time you had a fat stick of butter? I mean I almost this morning I looked at it I almost this morning I almost this morning I almost this morning So I just remember when that was like a workout thing. It was like put butter in your coffee.

Yeah, I heard about that. It was the whatever it's bullshit it's called. That was kind of part of the like, the carnivore diet was really at its peak of just like, oh, keto. It was like a keto coffee vibe. Hey, so. So, yeah, well, yeah, I don't want to get too much sister-loor, but like the ketogenic diet is something that they legitimately use for like epilepsy and stuff. But do you know like the keto lore? This is not funny.

Isn't it a caveman? It's a little funny. Caveman stuff. So it's like back in the day, like people. would have seizures and they'd be like we don't know what to do these are like these people are crazy clearly so they would kind of like drop them off at the top of the mountain

they'd be like oh like you know we'll like you know like be gone spirits blah they dropped them off the top of the mountain and they would begin to starve and they would go into ketosis which is starvation and ketosis gets rid of seizures so they'd be like oh they're saved whoa where'd you figure this

when he was doing the keto diet yeah when I was doing no because the ketogenic diet is like it's starvation. The keto diet started in the Bible? Low key, yeah. It all goes back to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Wow. Christmas. Can I say something about your ears?

What's going on with my ears? It looks like they're in the wind. Like, you're, you're blown back? Because I think you're... Just like, whoa! You laughed, got you. And I don't know why. Actually, I watched the... I saw the new photos for the the Zelda movie, and this just kind of happened. I think your ears are wrong at this point. I think you're a bozo.

Fuck you. So what do you guys are for Christmas? My two front teeth, motherfucker. 200,000 people just clicked off of this video. Oh, I know. No, no, no, no. We're going to see the steepest drop off in a video of all time. They clicked off the moment they saw this happening.

They went, no, please. He's gone now. You should have had you dress as the baby Grinch. Baby. Yeah, that's right, because everyone says you're a baby Grinch. You do. There is something like... There's a photo of you looking exactly like baby Grinch.

I'm so sorry. Excuse me? Have you not seen it? No. Have you not seen it? Google Amanda Leancanto, baby Grinch. I'm amazed you have not seen this. Our offline queen.

I'm amazed by you. Unaware of her own meme. I thought it was like on who memed it. I think so too. I think Amanda's just not. So you're not watching the content. You're reading the call sheets. You're not watching the content.

embarrassing what do you want for Christmas man of a steambox I can't find the picture or so bro me he's not available oh I can't

I can't see a picture of me as baby grinch just like a baby grinch face and then do it baby grinch baby shark baby no money are we gonna talk about

yeah we're gonna talk about yeah we're gonna talk about the baby no money yeah no money so in duo no your duo Well, it hasn't even come out yet. Probably not.

Excuse me? I'm sorry. What? I'm sorry. What? Are you? Are you? There's a photo.

There's a photo where you look like that. Are you? I don't know what to tell you. Excuse me? I don't know what to tell you. I'm sorry. Excuse me? I'm, okay.

You guys think I look like baby Grinch. There's a photo of you looking. There's a specific moment where you look. You can do that face. Hold on. Hold on. You guys are out of your freaking minds. Amanda, chill.

I actually, I don't know what to say. Other than, my God. Oh, that's the prop. It was like a little animatronic. Okay. in duo you know your duo Damien said that Spencer has baby no money vibes and I couldn't disagree more

What do you think? Hold on, I'm finding it. Hold on, it's annoying. Okay, all right, kind of. You're right, you're right, you're right. That's when I was playing FNAF, wasn't it? You can just make some funny faces. Yeah, you just got into it.

I think you and both of y'all can make some fucking funny faces. Thanks, man. Not Shane. All right. Funny face competition. You go first. It's pretty good. Jesus fucking Christ, man.

That's terrifying. It's awful, actually, because in college, there's this girl kind of looks like that a little bit. What is happening? A tiny bit, a tiny bit. And my friends were like, do the face. Do the face. And I was like, no, guys. And I was like, do it.

And I was like, okay. That's like some Jim Carrey shit. Yeah. Jim Carrey's my fave. Jim Carrey is the king of facial expressions. King. Have I told you, I think I've told it on the Sosh before. Lately that you love me? What?

That's a song. Hey, subtract one laugh. I hate. Negative laugh. Oh my God, he's coming in hot. Negative laughter. Negative laughter. Have I told you the story when I had a,

so I was obsessed with Ace Venture as a kid. I think I've, I think I've told you this. Did a talk, yeah. I was, I was a sister as a kid. Got a package, people. And, yeah, I would, like, do shit like that. I would do, I would be making all the funny faces. And then, um, and then my parents caught me in the mirror, and I was just, like,

making a funny face. And they're like, ha, ha, Spencer, you're so funny and cute. We love you. And then I didn't stop making the face. And they were like, okay, stop making the face. They affirmed it. Yeah. They were like, you're going to get stuck like that, you know, yada, yada.

You're going to get stuck like that is such a funny way that parents dealt with stuff. They're like, he's been watching too much Ace Venture. He's been like, you know, he's been consuming too much media. He's been watching too much content. And I was like, no, ha ha, ha. I think I was five. And they were like, okay, like really stop it. Or we're going to give you spanking.

And I was like, no, ha ha, don't do it. And I don't think they actually did. But they were like, once they threatened the spanking and I didn't stop, they're like, something's weird. Something's wrong. Something's a miss. They took me to the doctor. I had Bell's palsy. Half my face was paralyzed.

That's why I was making that goofy face. Yeah. I grew out of it. And then you're like, I really need Waffle House right now. Yeah. And I was like, somebody stop me. Not enough if the mask was like, somebody stop me. You were like that scene in Hereditary where you look in the mirror and you're like, you're like, you're like.

Wait, no way. that's how you grew out of you go to the doctor and you're just like hey so to jack nicholson in there don't know what's going on uh comes johnny yeah um bell's palsy i i think um you can kind of not maybe grow out of it's the wrong i'm gonna give some medical advice in the podcast oh smart we'd love this is brought to you yeah um no but i think uh i think you can like recover from it especially if you're young wow interesting i know nothing about it's like a palsy where your your facial muscles are paralyzed and I think what had happened was my eardrum had burst like the year before or like a month or so before

and it got infected and that became belt that was kind of my understanding of the trajectory of my life so your parents were punishing you for for just your face yeah yeah oh but you had that face 24-7 so they really so they really thought you were committed like it's a kind of something I would do, though, as a kid. Like, I was kind of, I was doing shit like that. This episode of Smosh Mouth is brought to you by Zoc Doc. Here you are again, hitting the end of the year and realizing you didn't accomplish anything. Just kidding.

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Now back to the show. Wow. There was like six months in my life where I dressed up as Ace Ventura as a kid. Oh, wait. You wore the tutu? Or which? I would just do the tutu. Mostly the Hawaiian shirt and the pajama pants, like, tucked in. But also, I mean, there was Indiana Jones, there was Honorable for Magic School Bus. There was Tim from Jurassic Park. Like, the signs were there.

Good fashion inspo. Ace was literally, my dad would take us to the video store, and we would only get Ace Ventura, and we were obsessed. The cover where he's, like, riding on the alligators for the second one. I was like, this is the coolest shit ever. Bumma, you're balls or show. I had only seen the second one for most of my childhood. What? No, that's so bad.

They're both amazing. The second one is not as good as the first. It's amazing. The first one is way better. Yeah. Courtney Cox. Yeah. It's a little not PC at this.

Oh, yeah, probably not. PC 13. PC 13. Do you guys have any Christmas movies that you watch, that you like, that you watch? Oh, God. Why didn't you invite him? Oh, no, I laughed. I'll tell you what I don't like.

I don't really like elf. Whoa. Whoa. That's damn. I am not charmed by it. You're not charmed by it? I think that movie is, I think that I would go so far as to say that's the last true classic Christmas movie. Like new classic?

Agreed. What's a classic like, people might argue the Polar Express. Fuck that movie. Absolutely not. Who's arguing that movie? The CGI is a nightmare. People love that movie and I don't get it. Okay, you didn't start watching Netflix's Frankenstein and like a little bit be like this beginning?

It looks a little like Polar Express. I'm not, I didn't have, I didn't have, like, expectations for Frankenstein like I have for Spencer did. I think Spencer is really upset about Frankenstein. Because your gentleman, your gentleman is largely based on Frankenstein. Most of the lines are from, yeah, the book from, from, from, thank Mary Shelley for your fucked up guy. Yeah, your, your gentleman is probably the most fucked up one. That's fair. We were, uh, I did see the people, it was like, oh, if, if, like, Spencer's gentleman and Amanda's

Karen like met it's like what would happen and people were like well they would get married oh of course we would get married or kill each other

The one wife that doesn't die I stay alive forever I don't think that Karen can die No she's immortal She actually that Karen went to like a weird witch doctor

and sold her soul a long time ago and now she lives off of like soda and that's what keeps her It's this immortal soda. Di Pepsi.

Do you like diet drinks? No. No. I don't drink much soda. I actually don't drink much soda either. I don't drink much soda. So when I drink a soda, I want to feel it. I want the whole ass soda.

A lot of people have recently, like, around the office, been like, there's no caffeine in ginger ale sprite or, like, Fanta. I'm like, y'all didn't know that. Gingerill is my favorite soda. If I were to drink a soda, which is rare, I'll drink a ginger ale. I drink it on planes But it never hits the way Like they never give me enough ice

Yeah That makes sense Do y'all ever have like tomato juice on flights Absolutely not I'm not 100 Why would you do a I mean I like tomato juice But I'm not gonna order it on a flight

Some whenever they Whenever they rattle off the drinks And tomato juices in there I'm always like huh I'll take tomato juice You get it Yeah you get tomato juice You drink some tomato juice

How do you feel about it? Fine Okay Did I tell you that when I was flying with H, he asked for cookies and milk? That's kind of epic. And I wanted to die. No, that's epic as fuck. He's like, can you want my tummy?

No, he literally goes, I'll have cookies and milk. Honestly. And the guy was like, pardon? What the fuck did you just say? Sandy, this son of a bitch wants cookies and milk. He just holds the cookies over the milk and the turbulence makes it just dunk on its own. This is him. Oh

Sandy, this son of a bitch wants cookies than milk Did they, what did they say? The guy was like, um, I'll see if we have any in the back. You absolutely can do that. They have, they usually have some form of cookies. And age looked at me and I was like, I'd rather be dead. I'd rather be dead than sit next to you ordering that kind of shit. Was this before after the baby?

This is before the baby. This is, this is nothing to do with the baby. The man just is a dairy queen. He loves drinking milk I've called him Dairy Queen forever That's an awesome nickname He loves milk Do you something different?

What? Whole milk, 2% I was gonna say that's a whole milk man That is a whole milk man He would not touch 2% Whole milk is crazy Whole milk I grew up in a skim milk household

And when I finally had whole milk as an adult I was like what is this cream? It tastes like curdled It's like It's shocking Earn it. Because skim milk is water. Water.

It truly, if I was blindfolded, if I was blindfolded, and I took a glass of water and then a glass of skin milk, it would take me a second to spot the difference. Oh, my God. Rudd? No. So skim milk is borderline water. And I would chug it. Skim milk?

Yeah. Yeah. Why? Yeah. Okay, dairy queen. I chugged skim milk. You have the middle of milk mustache. You run around?

No, no, no. There's one thing about me. You don't really get a milk mustache from skim milk. I do not like when people have food on their face. I think a milk mustache is funny. Yeah, you don't like the Got Milk posters, Michael Jordan. Yeah, those are fun. Okay, so.

We should bring those back, actually. We should bring back Got Milk. This Santa suits a little crested down here, and I'm not sure why. I don't know who was wearing it last. Do we wash any of these outfits? We usually, we throw most of our stuff in a while. wash but probably not that one it's also been just hung up for a year yeah feels really good to put on my body i wonder if you've worn that exact one before i definitely have i was santa for culinary

crimes and i don't know if they enjoyed it and that was last year right or was that this year that was last year that was last year it's probably been since then and i was in a weird place i would say i was pregnant no one knew it and i was like who they had you're running from residents Evil over to... Oh, my God, Resident Evil. So many things happened. Resident Evil, where the babies cut up into like four different pieces and we have to find them.

I was a potato with butter right by my belly, and then I was Santa. I remember in summer games, what were you dressed in? A hot dog. A hot dog. And then I was a hot dog. And you were like, you were about to burst. I was about to burst. I was in between the bookshelves on a bouncy ball with...

three fans on me and a big box of props. They were trying to keep you secret and we just all could see you sitting over there. There was no reason to keep me secret. It was clear. Yeah, it was pretty funny. That was really, I think I would just literally due to time, I would forget that you're back there. And then they would roll you out. Oh, God.

Bring her out. They would be like, okay, fly in Amanda. And it's like, holy shit, she's still back there in that hot dog costume. And I'd be like, hanging out. Oh, I. Like, did you have a book? No. Well, we were in a library.

So you could have grabbed a book. So that's kind of on you. Yeah. I could have read a manga. You could have read all of one piece in the time that you were sitting back there. Oh, I definitely could have. But I literally was just holding on for dear life and then holding on to a couple fans because it was so hot. I couldn't hear anything.

So Emily was like, come on out. She was touching the fans. Oh, God, I hate that I put on my phone and went to this. That should be, I don't think I have a contact photo for you. Do not, do not, do not make me baby Grinch. I do not interface with my phone enough. I don't have contact photos for most people. Sometimes I'll randomly, I have, I have one for, I think I have one for you, Angela in court.

I don't think I have one for you. Oh. That sucks. That's super sucks, dude. That would, honestly, that would crush me if you told me that you liked them better than me. Ooh. You don't need to answer it. You don't need to tell me.

Like my definitive ranking of, like, the Smosh cast members? I think, I think I would feel a little crushed. What's happening right now? Anyways, I pulled up something pretty cool. We don't have to get into this, a men's health.com for you guys. I pulled up men's health.com to breach the silence. The 60 funniest Christmas jokes to make your kids laugh. Oh, let's see if these get us.

men's health. Okay. How do you wash your hands over the holiday? Um, um, um, um. There's a lot of, like, holiday puns that, like, there's, like, a lot of words to pull from. All right. Let me see if I can guess this. Yeah.

Can we get a hint? How do you wash your hands over the holiday? Here's your hint. Oh. Uh, you, um. I'm like, s. Santitizer Okay

I was never going to get there See when I wash When I think washing my hands You don't wash your hands Yeah hand sanitizer You use like you use hands sanitizer Guys this is men's health I don't know who writes this stuff

But sounds fun Why is Santa afraid of getting To get your prostate checked That's number two Yeah Oh yeah it does say something about Wash your hands Stick a finger up there

Yeah Why is Santa afraid of getting stuck in the chimney Six seven I didn't do it I literally didn't do it He did it Not gonna let that make me laugh Not why did Santa

Why is Santa Get stuck in the chimney? Afraid of getting stuck in the chimney Because He has claustrophobia Okay I like that one That one's pretty good actually What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A bastard Can't say it Can't say it here Yeah A Rebel Without a Clause. Okay, so these are, okay, two Claws in a row. Guys, this is Men's Health.

I don't know. I've never read Men's Health in my life. That's a Rebel Without a Cause reference on Christmas. James Bean? This is an old man who wrote this. Is Mr. Bean like Christmas coated? Yes, because he's from Love Actually.

I think anything British, anything British is Christmas. Love Actually, he's in Love Actually. Rowan Atkinson. He's the gift rapper. He is. He is. Alan Rickman is Alan Rickman's trying to buy a gift

for his affair for his mistress and it's Mr. Bean and so he's going super slow and Alan Rickman's getting impatient because his wife is nearby who is named Ney Emma

Chamberlain No no no no Emma Watson No no no no no I know I know that's the old British Emma Emma Yeah Thompson Emma Thompson

And then she plays It's um, uh, Jody Mitchell. And a lot of people love Joni Mitchell because of that, because she was really sad. She played a CD because she found out that he was having an affair with that hot girl. Yeah, I didn't care for that movie. Love Actually? That's actually crazy.

I love Love Actually. No, it's kind of a weird, sad, kind of icky movie. I get that. No, it probably has not aged well. The holiday clears. There's a... The holiday's so good. The holiday's like legitimately like a feel good.

The holiday's so good. good. No, love actually, if you think about a lot of it, it's really messy and really... It's really messy. Not good. Like, I kind of like, the whole part with Kira Knightley, with the, like, signs. Oh, and Andrew Lincoln. I'm kind of like... Yeah. I'm like, this is really

weird. And then the stuff with the guy and his manager. Oh, Christmas only round you. Bill Nye. Bill Nye, yeah. Do you know that that specific guy, that specific character that Bill Nye plays is like a direct inspiration for tinky winky oh that makes sense that's funny as

that makes a lot of sense christmas so around you wow he's like come on come on man you really did just play him come on man and then and then his manager's his best friend he's like come on let's spend Christmas together i i got he's gay right i got the voice i don't know doesn't the manager want to sleep with him and he's like in love i actually don't think that he is i don't think that he is gay was it just It's more of a buddy-buddy thing. Yeah, but the voice of Bill Nye in that inspired Tinky Winky. And then I thought, okay, if Tinky Winky was this, like, celebrity, what would he do?

And he'd have a villa by himself in Italy, and he would be kind of lonely. Yeah, much like Bill Nye. So Tinky Winky is going to talk like this. We were talking about Sean of the dead the other day, yesterday. Bill Nye is so good in that. He's the dad. He's the stepdad. Oh, really?

I don't think I've seen it in a long time. he's like the stepdad who gets bit by the zombie and he's like I run under a coat tap wow all right I guess that counts oh yeah I forgot we weren't laughing I forget that we're sucks it's so naturally don't laugh around you do you guys have any that's such a lie I feel like saying love actually sucks uh is a pretty good Christmas hot take do we have Christmas hot takes hot takes do you have Christmas hot takes yeah it's probably pancakes I tried something. It didn't work. You know, it was one of those things.

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what do you call a Christmas rom-com about bread okay um pudding bread actually loaf actually and that's just how they say it everyone in the comments is going to go oh my god she's back oh we didn't miss Amanda get pregnant again get pregnant again no let me tell you something real O-Bs are very, very, like, intense about not getting pregnant again.

Like ever? They're really on you. No, no, no, no, no. Like, right away. They're like, they're really on you. They're like, don't ever do this again. No, they just, there's all these myths that you can't get pregnant right away because you're, like, breastfeeding whatever.

Have you met the Irish? It's all alive, literally. Irish twins, they do not want you to get pregnant right away. And they, they scare you. They're, br. Yeah. That's what they do all the time. Boom.

Anyways Okay Pretty awesome stuff Yeah so I will not be getting pregnant Right away Okay good If you could get pregnant Have you guys seen Junior?

I Every now and then forget That that that movie exists I got Junior and like twins Mixed up There's something similar about where He's taking big comedic swings I will say I have not seen

Twins and Junior Since I was a little kid I don't know if I should Or jingle all the way Christmas movie. Jingle all the way is good. What's it? Turbo Man? Turbo Man. Turbo Man. I think of Turbo Man.

I do like the part in Junior when they're like, oh, what are you going to name? He's like, well, if it's a boy, Turbo Man. Junior. And if it's a girl, Junior. But he says it in our, yeah. Oh. Junior, let it go. That's pretty good. Sean Connery? That's right. No. In Latin.

That's Sean Connery. Yeah. We used to quote that shit all that. We'd be like, Hena, The. Theo. I brought the sheriff. I could probably... Jehovah. It's an odd.

I could do a one-man show of Last Crusade, probably. Prove it. And Raiders of the Lost Star. Last Crusade is the... I rewatched them recently. Raiders of Lost Dark is the best one. Raiders, to me, it goes in order.

Like, I think Last Crusade is the silliest. I think Temple of Doom is the silliest. Temple of Doom is just so fucking good from... And start to beginning. There is not like a lull in that movie. I mean, I agree that it's action-packed it's fun throughout the whole movie.

I just think there's parts that are, like, it's too stupid. Whereas Last Crusade is like... You betrayed Shiva, bro. And then I do the Kalima. My dad used to that. You know, you do know this? This is so... Has it been a minute since you've seen Indiana Jones?

I was on an, I, like, never really watched Indiana Jones. That's fucking weird, dude. Hey, hey, hey. What the fuck, Amanda? I have seen Indiana Jones, but, like, it wasn't like an aggressive, like, I love Indiana Jones vibe. She's only seen Crystal Skull. Yeah. And whatever, that new dial of...

Dial of Destiny. I saw the show on my birthday. Although... Literally ruined my birthday. Dying summer. Although, I saw the new one. I saw the new one where the CGI's really bad. Oh, so you did see the new one.

I did see the new one. How dare you? How dare you? Because Phoebe Waller Bridge was the writer of it. Oh, God. Crystal... Listen, she's amazing. I don't think she was set up for success for that.

No, but everyone in that movie is bad. I have not seen it. You haven't seen it? Seen Dial of Destiny. I've no desire. Why did you take up your hat? I have not seen Dial of Destiny. Why did you take off your hat? Because I no longer feel in the Christmas zone if you're just going to sit here shitting on Indiana Jones.

It's not a Christmas movie. That's fair. It's a trilogy. Any trilogy is a Christmas movie. So Matrix? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they made the fourth one. Yeah, they made the fourth one. So. If it's three or more movies, it counts for me as like Christmas. Did you guys see the fourth Matrix movie?

I did. I liked it. I thought it was, it was meta. Did not like it. No. It, like, it grew up. I mean, like, I watched it the first time. I was like, I have no idea how to feel about that. Then I watched a couple days later. I was like, no, I like this. I think I like this. It's fair. It's fair. It's fair. I didn't like love it. I'm not going to rewatch it. And I've seen The Matrix, I think, a hundred times. I've probably seen the Matrix one also probably. That's probably my most watched movie of all time. Yeah. I've watched. I watched it. I watched it. We're not like this. When I first watched it, it was on VHS at my grandparents' house. And I put it on. I was like, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen. And I watched it like a few. times on that visit. And is it cool that I just rented a leather trench coat jacket for real

to wear? And you know when someone told me when I said that? They said the character that you play that Bystander? Bystander. Where's that? Yeah. So I bought a leather jacket recently and I almost wore it today. But then I put it on and I was like, you know

what? It doesn't feel like a leather jacket. It's a big swing and I wasn't feeling like I wasn't feeling like I feel like you really have to feel a leather jacket. You have to feel, is it long? No, it's like a normal. Shane wore a leather jacket, and he was feeling fine. What did you wear it?

In the previous episode, the We Solve Your Problems, I wore it. Well, good thing, I didn't wear it. I know. Well, you didn't have any problems. You weren't in that episode, so it's okay. No, true. No, it's out in the lobby. I would have to think of one. Mine's out in the lobby right now.

Can I wear it? Yeah. It's vintage. It's like an 80s leather jacket. I tried finding those. Like, I think I need like the crop of a, like, the modern. where it's like oversized but also crops I get that where it's like you know

Finding one that fits right is really hard It's hard to think with other jackets It's really easy to make it like look like it's wearing you Or you're yeah the jacket's wearing you And you're wearing the leather jacket And I hope my leather trench doesn't come off as It's wearing me I'm fine with Trinity

Dude you in the whole Trinity outfit That would be sick as fuck I have wanted to do all of Trinity for Halloween before It's just like a whole journey to get all that. Yeah. I mean, it's the leather. The hair, I mean, the problem is she doesn't have a lot of hair. She's got that short.

I mean, it's basically like quartz's hair. Yeah. Which I love. Courts kind of got switches hair a little. Oh, yeah, I see that. More of the fact that it's blonde. Right. I fancy myself.

Who's hair? There's no one. No one has curly hair in the Matrix. Makes you think. Yeah. No. It makes you think. Not allowed in the programming.

What if I went bald and that was Morpheus? That would be sick. It was white Morpheus. You have shaved your head before and I really liked it. It actually looked really good. Thank you. I really liked it. And then you colored it.

The gift of a Christmas shave. Yeah. The rich. You had the Marshall Mathers going for a bit there too. Yeah. So my sister used to like, she was also, my sister went through a lot. But at one point we sent her to Christian school and she got super brainwashed. And she was like, and she was like Eminem is evil.

And my mom loved Emma. Eminem. And so whenever Eminem would come on. Your mom loved Eminem, but sent her to a Christian school. Spencer, your life was wild. That just feels like. I was chilling. This is my family.

I was chilling. This is not me. Okay. Shit didn't phase me. Crazy thing to say. Your sister ate butter and then hated Eminem. She hated Eminem. And then when Eminem would come on, my sister would be like, turn off, turn off.

And then when new Edna would come on, I'm going to be like, oh, this is Marshall Mathers. And my mom would be like, oh, my mom would be like, They're like, we got her, dude. I actually watched that documentary recently. Have you guys watched it? D12. My band, remember that song? I know D12.

I know D12. I know D12. That was Eminem's one of his original bands. That's where he lost his friend. Did you know that, isn't it crazy that in 8 Mile he's roasting Anthony Mackey? And apparently he like legit, like roast him for real in that. I feel like Anthony Mackey is so huge. he's at a roast, dude.

Do I know who Anthropshire is? Eminem was bringing up shit from the future. He was doing Marvel roasts on him and you look back on 2000. You're like, oh my God, wait, Eminem predicted all of this shit. Holy shit.

Did he have a Hurt Locker roast in there? Crazy. I was pretty proud of that one. Like you rewatch 8 Mile and you're like, whoa. I've actually never seen 8 Mile. What? Britney Murphy? Mom's spaghetti?

dude does he mention mom spaghetti in that what are you joking that's literally the theme song lose yourself is like the theme song is lose yourself in that is that like are you are you i don't know the trailers are you what literally lose yourself is like the theme song of eight mile literally lose yourself literally lose yourself literally lose yourself right now mom spaghetti eight mile is such a good movie it's so good when was that time you watch that years ago feel pretty confident about that one but not indiana jones what movies are you going to watch over christmas i can't You're trying to steer this back. Frankenstein.

To Christmas. Yeah. Hey, can I watch. It's already Christmas? Can I watch Frankenstein with you and be so fucking annoying through that thing? Yeah. You'd just be actively hating on it. I'm like, hey, if you're enjoying this, fuck you.

Yeah. Okay. Frankenstein, I want to see weapons because it's been a while. So you're going to watch horror movies. I want to see one battle after another. You saw it, right? I want to see one battle after another. So good.

I need to see the new Mission Impossible. I know I'm so late on it. I see the new Mission Impossible. Oh my God. It looks like we have a lot to do. I've not watched it either. I know. I don't think anyone did.

Why? It's sad because I love that series. Me too. But it's a perfect time. Courtney and I, for one of the Christmases, we watched a bunch. The hell? What the fuck was that? I pull up.

It's what? That felt like it came from inside me. That felt like it came from inside the house. Oh, God. Okay. For one of the Christmases, Courtney and I watched a bunch of the best. Mission Impossible's. She'd never seen any of them. What? So we watched like a bunch and it's crazy

because the vibe of them are so different. Well, directors. First one is its own thing. One and two are like my favorite. They're insanely different too. Two is what's that, what's that? John Wu. Yeah. Once John Wu comes in, you're just like what is this wild action? He replays every action shot like 30 times.

And it's the, Mission Impossible 2. When I saw that as a kid in the theater, I was like, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen. I mean, John Voight, in the first one. Anzalin and Jolie's dad. The fact that, have you seen the, like, the, I mean, have you, do you know that? He's out of his mind. Out of my mind. John Voight is the same age or younger than how old Tom Cruise is and the newer ones.

Oh. John Voight looked old in the first, like, really old. No, but the train scene at the end of Mission Apostle one, one of the coolest things. So good. That train is going so fucking fast. Yeah. Like, the sense of speed on that is insane. I love Mission Apostle.

Simon Pegg is one of the best characters, I personally think. Benji. It's had so many different iterations of characters throughout the years. Remember, hey, Jeremy Renner. Yeah. That's right. Oh my God. They wanted him to be...

Remember, they wanted him to be Ethan Hunt. They wanted him to be fucking born ultimatum. He did born. Yeah, but they were clearly setting up for him to take over the franchise, and everyone was like, ooh, that sucked. Yeah. Bro has the charisma. Bad charisma.

No Riz. I do like her locker though It's a good one Hernd locker is so good Catherine Bigelow Yeah and she used to be married To James Cameron Yeah

And they're not married anymore Have you ever seen a pretty cool stuff Do you guys like when I come up With facts like that? No I love that I was gonna bring up Have you ever seen Near Dark? No

It's a vampire movie It's a Catherine Bigelow's vampire movie It's sick It's got Bill Paxton It's like It's so good What Christmas movies Are you gonna watch

Oh oh Have you been asking us this? I re-watched Fellowship the other day. I think I'm going to watch Two Towers and Return of the King. Literally couldn't care less. Oh my God. Return of the King extended version is, Return of the King is my favorite.

I just had a flashback of Damien turning to Andrew and go, what are your favorite animals? Tell us your favorite animals. Shane, I feel like I said it. I got to stop playing the trance laugh. It's not fun to not laugh for me. I like, hey, Spencer, you can laugh. I'm laughing.

It's an excuse to just To be funny To be funny Listen Spencer you can laugh Shane What's your question I'm just I keep asking a question

And we keep ending up being like Oh and Catherine Bigelow Near Dark That's her That's her vampire movie Which has Quistrami's waltz Christoph Waltz

Guess what Quistonsonslaude What is your goddamn What is your goddamn question What fucking Christmas movies dude I told you I'm watching Two Towers and Return of the King Yeah okay

That counts And I told you I'm watching weapons. A great Christmas movie. Did you see it? No, not yet. Okay. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.

I heard it's fun and campy. Yeah. So Mission Impossible. I wouldn't say it's that campy. I think it's pretty, it's kind of campy. It plays it pretty, like, I don't know. Campy is not what I would use to describe weapons. Okay.

Okay. I'm seeing some nods from Ollie. Maybe that was for something separate. I was agreeing with Spencer. Yeah, campy check on weapons. Like, not, like, I think there's some camp elements with like Gladys. but like overall like played pretty straight has it been spoiled it all for you did Halloween spoil weapons for no no no no no okay good

here's what I'm gonna watch season I'm gonna watch home alone oh home alone is like one of my faves that's probably the best home alone is one of the best that's the best Christmas do you want to know the worst part of home alone though that makes that that really upsets me still is when he makes that gorgeous bowl of macaroni and cheese and he fucking doesn't eat it he's not he's not able to literally don't remember the bandits show up What? The wet bandits? I don't remember any macaroni and cheese.

The macaroni... He has got the... He makes a perfect macaroni cheese. After he sets up his house full of booby traps. Full of booby traps. I bet you love saying that. He then... What if the booby traps started lactating?

And, hey. And you had to pump him. I had to pump him. It's like, hold... A man needs to pump the booby traps. Hey, pump the boobie traps. Hey, you know what? I'm glad.

Because I've been waiting. for some pumping jokes and I only've gotten one and it's Spencer and you know what? I appreciate a brave king. Have you ever seen Kung Pow? Yeah?

I was thinking about the part where he like slides to the cow and he's punching the cow and he's punching the cow in the udder and then he squirt and then he dodges the milk like in the Matrix. So that's not what actually happens.

Pretty sure it does. My son is not punching my boobs right now. He's like do, does he come up until like a hamster? Da-da-da. No, he does not come up like an answer. Are a boy so fucking stupid. The idea of like a body part producing milk is like, I don't think I'll ever get to the age word.

That's not like a little funny. I agree. Okay, thank you. Hey, I also agree. I also can laugh. I also have a good high. I can laugh. You hear me?

I'm not afraid anymore. Oh, Malo. That's from Omalo Lowe. And they're not. Okay, the part, the last time I watched Home Alone, it was the hardest I've laughed in, it was the hardest I laughed in so long. And it's the part where they go up and they pull up and they're like, oh, like, is anyone home? And he has set up the contraption and it's like the Michael Jordan thing. And he's doing the thing.

And then it comes to him inside and he's got like 30 ropes. And he's somehow like, something about that image was so. It's really, that movie is perfect. Yeah. It's so perfect movie. The part where Marv gets electrocuted in the second one and turns into the skeleton briefly is top. Marve has some truly Looney Tunes levels

moments because in the first one when he steps on the nail which is the worst that shot is the worst genuinely some of the way the way he falls off the stairs and gets air like he doesn't like roll back he like flies off the stairs is incredible

the scream with a tarantula top 10 movie screams of all time one of the best screams of all time what are you doing? I don't know it feels kind of cozy to like do this do you know what I mean yeah has we ever done smosh enough like like up Like up with our knees A cozy smoshmouth Yeah

It's the next live show You just do like a huge Cozy smoshmouse mouth Chicago Yeah It's so funny that they put Joe Pesci Who definitely did Goodfellas And Casino before Home Alone

Right I was around like the same time So I love when that happens Did he want to do Home Alone? Did he like seek out Home Alone or did they reach out to him? I bet they reached out to him What do you mean seek out Home Alone? Well like did it was

Okay, okay, okay, we talked about twins earlier. Arnold really wanted to do comedy. He wanted to take a swear. He was like, I want to attack a kid? Was it Joe Pesci like, I want to attack a kid? Yeah, probably. Yeah, probably. Yeah, probably.

He wanted to attack a kid. He did great in that movie. The part where he gets shot in Goodfellas, spoiler alert. Oh, yeah. Craziest fucking thing of all time. Goodfell is still makes me so overwhelmed. Goodfell is just the craziest. Yeah, it's great.

The part where he's like on his, like, Coke binge. and he thinks, and he's like, all paranoid? Yeah, and he's like... Some of the best editing of all time. God, Goodfellas. Have you guys ever seen the movie Mafia? No. No.

Play the game. It's literally, it makes fun of... Don't do that. It makes fun of Casino and Goodfellas. It's basically like scary movie. Oh, okay. It is with, uh, it's with, um... Oh my God!

If it's not Lizzie Nielsen, I'm out. Love Lizzie Nielsen. Did you watch the new naked gun? We texted about this. Yeah, I didn't love it. I didn't love it either. What was your question? did you have a question oh guys five minutes it's this it's kind of great wait wait wait

hold on hold on hold on I watched a lot of Jackie Chan movies lately I know what's I text but yeah legend drunken master I haven't seen Jackie Chan who am I I haven't seen Jackie Chan movies I need to watch who am I because I watched I watched Jackie Chan's first strike last night and then the night before is Mr. nice guy it's been there's so so bad they're so good rush hour is a Christmas movie no it's not sure it can be it's trilogy

guys I thought the guy from rush hour is like the coolest looking guy which one? The bad guy Jackie Chan Jackie Chan No who's the bad guy No no the Asian guy who's bald He always looks short bald here

What's his name? He's got Where the fuck's Brennan He's got a name he's got a name to me in this room. He didn't want to sit down. But that guy's been, like, acted in a lot of stuff since then. He's just aged into, like, the most normal-looking guy. But it's like, if you look at him from that era, it's like, man, this guy was cool looking his shit.

That's from the area where I thought it was Chinese. I don't want to touch that one. You can't drop that kind of lore. I actually don't want to touch that one. Yeah, I thought it was Chinese for, like, a full year of my life. Your parents. I got a butter-eating daughter and a Chinese son. Hey, butter, daughter, or Chinese son.

No, because my uncle married a Chinese woman, and I was like, well, I'm Chinese now. Oh, oh, I get it. Well, you're a kid. You think that that passes down to you. Oh, I thought it was Chinese. I was like, this is awesome. And what did you do with that knowledge? Nothing.

I would, like, what do, what does one do with the knowledge that they're Chinese? Millions wake up every day knowing they're Chinese and act no differently. Yeah. Almost billions, probably. Yeah. I would say that's accurate. Yeah. I feel like I'm not going to say anything anymore about it.

Like, wake up, yep, still Chinese. What's one to do? Spencer, I thought it was me who says crazy shit. Nah, no, no. Y'all bring the best out of me. Nah, not to you. Comment down below if you wake up. Hey, comment down below if you're Chinese.

And if you woke up Chinese. Statistically? there's, we got to have at least one Chinese fan. What don't we find out we have zero? We have zero influence in China. Or even Chinese Americans, nobody, nobody. That would be so sad. I would be bummed. Me too. I thought it was Chinese. I fucking love. Bring it back to China. Okay. Guys, I'm going to bring it back to Christmas. Thank you so much for sharing that wonderful detail, Spencer. Guys, crazy thing. I, I tapped into a Santa's voicemail.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Yeah, I did. Really glad we saved this for 55 minutes into the podcast. That's right. I didn't want to open with it. I actually wanted to close it with it. Okay.

All right guys. It's okay. This is Chinese Santa. No. There's nothing Chinese about any of this right now. Nothing Chinese. Get unchinese now. Selena.

Hey, guys, no more Chinese stuff. Selena, you... So anyways, I tapped into Santa's voicemail and we're, it's gonna be fun. We tapped into Santa's voicemail. We tapped into Santa's voicemail, and here it is. We got a $500 million gift and a $50 gift from Santa.

Santa. We trapped 500 elves underground. Congratulations, you won. You guys ready? Who's ready for a Jet 2 holiday? You guys ready? Here's Santa's voicemail. I'm in a bad spot.

This is going to suck. Here we go. Here we go. Hello, you've reached Santa's voicemail. Please leave a message after the beep. And if it's not important, please don't be calling and leaving a message because Santa's really, really busy right now.

Thanks, Mark the elf. Beep. Hi. Um, Santa's voicemail. So I thought I would hear your voice, but apparently it's your fun little elf, Mark, who screens all my calls. It's me, Carol, Santa's friend, who he's known for years.

I was just wondering, where has Santa been? It's been a long time since we actually talked. I was just wondering if he was still coming to the cabin trip that I planned in Portland, Oregon. I'm just waiting by the phone And yeah Apparently he's busy Doing what I don't know what he does all day But just a friend

Wondering when Santa's going to be around And I'd love to just know When he's going to call me back And if we're going to spend any time together During the holidays Thank you It's Carol by the way, in case you forgot.

How did you have a voice memo breakup? You had like, oh, you had like authentic voicemail breakups and a voice memo. I know. I worked pretty hard on that one. Also, is Carol's name of Mrs. Claus? Oh, good.

Carol was the character in Smosh vs. Christmas. Yeah? Remember? The character George played that when you were pregnant and you guys fell in love with him? And you're like, why am I in love with this fictional character? totally in love with George didn't exist to me. It was Carol. It was full on Carol. So that's one.

She got more. And what's crazy is I actually have another one, just like another quick one. It's a fart. Hello, you've reached Santa's voicemail. Please leave a message after the beep. And if it's really not an important message,

please don't be calling right now because Santa's actually really, really busy. Did she just perform that slice? Mark the elf. Beep. Hi, uh, this is Amazon, Colin. Yeah, I think I'm outside your place. Um, somebody let me in.

I couldn't figure out the code. Um, yeah, I got this, uh, bag of poop that you guys order. Get the fuck out. It's a big one. It's kind of smelly. It's a big, big old fat poop. So, so, God, man, you never realize how funny poop is. Like,

damn my god uh you know i go to my day to day and i drop off packages but my goodness poop is hilarious you know you just don't realize it it just sneaks up on you my god goodness gracious well i'm gonna leave the poop out here it's raining so you guys got to get it soon i'm gonna put it under your door mat. All right. God, what a good day I'm having. Thanks. This is the first time I felt maternal for you.

What do you mean? Like, do you get what I'm saying? Like, I'm like, I care for Amanda in a maternal way at this moment. Why? Because I'm not doing well. She's our daughter. Yeah, like, our daughter's struggling. We need to help her out.

Because I'm not doing well. I think there's just something so vulgar about that. You were in your car by yourself. You had a son in the house. No, no, no, I did these in the car, guys. I did them in the car. That's why they sound so good. We left our daughter in the hot car.

No, my son was not involved. I did these in the car. I hope not. And I did the Amazon one. And I started breaking at the poop thing. And I wasn't going to delete it because I didn't have enough time. So I just went with it. I yes and did myself.

You don't have a changing tent out there. Yeah, I just fucking. Yes, hand in myself, and I just made this Amazon guy. I think it's so funny that this Amazon guy is laughing. He's laughing at himself. Unsealed bag of poop. Man, I'm having a good day. That he's got.

Not even in Amazon packaging. Just pull-off. Thanks. Who won? I meant to do, I meant to record some, and I just didn't. Oh, fuck you. I didn't get to it. I have one more.

Last one. Okay, is it another bag of poop? No. This one's different. Or is it? Hello, you've reached Santa's voice mail. Please leave a message after the beat. And if it's really not an important message,

please don't be calling right now because Santa is really, really busy. Thanks, Mark the elf. Beep. Hi, it's me, Carol, again. I just wanted you all to know that I'm drinking. I have a big, big drink in my hand

And it's delicious And it's yummy You know, wait to finish it And pour another one So I'll be here And the phone Thanks so much

Call me back So much vitriol in that Thanks so much Have you ever left a voice message like that What was last time you left a voice memo voice message. I don't and I and I and I love doing it but I don't leave them. I don't leave voicemails if they don't pick up I don't I don't normally leave them yeah you just call my sister will leave me voicemails really and I love her so much but I know she's she'll leave me

voicemails as if it's like a love letter she's like hi my beautiful sister it's it's cloudy it's cloudy today and a little bit chilly and I'm just in the kitchen and the kids at sleepovers and I poured myself a big glass of wine and I'm about to cook and honestly I was just saying to myself I miss my sister and I just wanted to know how you were and I'm thinking of you and that sweet sweet beautiful boy of yours and I'm just missing you and we all love you so much and I had the and it's and it's like a three minute voicemail and here's the thing I kind of fucking love it yeah your sister's a nighttime radio DJ. Her voice is literally Magic 106.7.

I get calls and they're like, what's the Netflix password? Huh? What? I'm like the keeper of the passwords at this point. You got, you're still on password sharing with your family? Oh, yeah. I had to say, I had to say no, because my dad would be like, who shared the password with your younger sister?

Because she always fucked up the password, and then my dad had to reset it, and I always got in trouble for it. So I gave up. Oh, because your dad's big tech guy. Bad, yeah. Bad, bad, big bad. A bad tech guy. Yeah.

Wow. Yeah, so I don't do those passwords anymore. I don't do passwords anymore. It's just Smosh, one, two, three, for everything. Just vibe. Wow. So, yeah, you guys met Carol and you met the Amazon guy. Love that.

What if there was a fourth voice man where they met? She, like, shows up to the house and the Amazon. He's like, I'm being held. He's like, hey. He's like, I love poop. She's like, I've been really looking for a big bag of poop. Do you want to come in? Did Santa get my package?

I'm having a drink. I'm drinking. Guys. We've lost our minds. I did that at 7.45 this morning. Nice. Pretty cool. Oh yeah, you know, the 8 a.m. call time.

Yeah. Yeah. I bet you got parking. Oh, yeah, we did get parking. That's the gift of an 8 a.m. call time. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know.

So that's what I brought. Spencer what did you guys bring I brought vibes yeah I brought vibes I gave me this sweater right before and I'm it's a good sweater I think it's a good sweater I think I got rid of I got rid of like most of my sweaters it's a certain point and oh it's maybe it's time to rebuild the collection you seem like approachable thank you because you wear a lot of black more black under this I used to not never wear black so because the dandruff oh that's real didn't consider that that's that's real wow do you have dandruff No.

Never have. No, but no, Dandruff is a real thing. And I feel like if you have it a lot, you should go and get, like, the medicated type. It gets rid of it immediately. Yeah, for me, that was, like, too strong, and it made my hair, like, really brittle. Oh, no. It was just finding a good balance of, like, hey, well, it's also when you use hair product. That really exacerbates.

Does head and shoulders work? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but it's, to me, it's, what I was finding is, you know, if you use any of the pomades, those, like, really will dry out your, so it's like, I can't really use hair products anymore.

Oh, damn. No way. So your hair's just naturally like that. Wait a second, but your hair looks so, like, soft and luxurious. It's a lot of not washing. Oh, I heard that's the thing. Have you ever heard of argon oil? Do you think that that would help?

I have used that. It made my scalp a little itchy. I think I've just got a sensitive scalp. Yeah, probably. I love argon oil. It smells good. That's my shit. That's my shit.

that's my shit what's defining 2005 be like that's my shit do you guys hear angel told me I can't keep doing those jokes what jokes they're like uh like when someone's like a reference

yes no when someone's like uh um when someone's like oh like I've dropped my beans and I'm like oh me when I drop my beans or something like that sure what she pulled me aside you can't stop doing you have to stop doing jokes

yeah angel's like please stop being funny told me I had to stop. That wasn't a funny joke. What? Oh, so let me give, like, let me, like, let me think of one. So Brennan would be like, cut, and I'd be like, me when I'm making Christmas decorations or something like that. I get what you're saying. I know the type of joke you do all the time, but Angela pulled you aside.

She pulled me aside, yeah. She was like, you got to stop. I'm glad she did that. Because I didn't like that. I'm a mom and I'm going to take risks You guys are fucking ugly I just come back and I'm just super mean Someone is sitting in their home

Their family It's like Christmas time and their family's like What are you listening to it? And they're like honestly nothing Except for those voicemails My God Amanda should get an award and I agree. No, they sit their whole family around to watch it.

They're like, oh my God, it's Smosh mouth. It's fun. It's such a fun one. Let's put this on. I do see the poster. It's like, how should I get my friend into Smosh? It's like, I don't know, man. I don't know what I would say. What video would you show your friend if they've never seen Smosh

and you want to get them into it? I'm bored A.F. I would pick some good board game. Look at that. Flip 7. Just because you're watching a board game and that's fun. That's like fun. You kind of immediately get, like...

I just pick up the mic and just throw it at you. And throw it and it fucking puts a dent in my face. And my son goes, Mom! He can talk fully. Mom? Mom! Mom! What's going on? Mommy, what happened to your face, Mom? He has his simple...

Baby Grinch. I cannot believe you guys think I look like Baby Grinch. You do in that one photo. You know... Give a girl some confidence, man. The fuckable Grinch. Jesus. Jesus Christ.

Good Lord. Do you think there are people who are like the Grinch can get it? Oh, yeah. I'm one of them. Yeah. People think the Grinch is fuckable. That belly? My God.

That belly? That belly? The Grinch can get it. I want to come up behind him and just go booboo-bo-bo-bo to his belly. and that's what makes a man do you? No, no, no. Just the Grinch. No.

Just the Grinch. The Grinch can get it for sure. Yeah, the Grinch. The Grinch definitely fucks. I don't know what he fucks because there's no other Grinches. Like, why does he have to fuck another Grinch? You think he's fucking a who? You think once he saved Christmas, one of those who's was like, oh, yeah, this fucking Mary Mayhew.

What's her name? So hot. Oh. You think they're fucking? I think they absolutely fuck at the end of the Grinch. What's her name? the lead, yeah. Is Brinkley?

I don't mean to be rude, but what the fuck is the Grinch? He is. He's a Grinch. He's a Grinch. Are there's other Grinch? I think it's like a Ghalom like he's a bastardized who. Like he was driven mad by his hatred for Christmas. That's probably right.

No, no. So here's what happened. He clearly at the, if we're going by the film canon, you see all the babies flying in and then a gust of wind takes him, he was going to another like separate like civilization, I think. And he is thrust into the Whoville. And he is raised as a who. But he is a Grinch. But he is a Grinch.

I think we can safely assume there is a race of Grinch. Yeah. Wow. What a strange world they must. Like where the hell are they? I don't know. Just hating everything. Yeah.

Just a civilized society. Just a civilization of haters. I wish we had like a cut to. Probably sick. Probably dope as fuck. Probably stinky. Yeah, probably stinky. But really cool.

Cool. Yeah. I did like a, I thought poopery was soap for after seeing the Grinch. You thought it was soap? Yeah. Well, because there's a line where, we're, he's like an ice pulpery and Max Parks. And he's like, I don't know, some kind of soap. Yeah, I remember that.

Just like it might, yeah. It's like hardened. Just like dried bullshit. Yeah. Do you remember going to like grandparents' houses? Oh, my grandma's house was potpourri. Popery everywhere. Yeah.

It was intense. It was a wall. You'd walk into my grandma's house and it was like, do you think old people just, like, lose their sense of smell and they, like, overcompensate by, like, putting a bunch of bullshit in there? I think, I think that's maybe how the 60s smelled. Like, rose, like the rose scent? Just intense.

Put in the comments what you guys think the 60s smelled like. That's what we're prompting them. Yeah. All the comments are either, I'm Chinese, or here's what the 60s smelled like. I knew he would bring it back. You knew it. It all comes back.

It all comes back to that. Wow. Oh, God. This is a great Christmas T&TL, you know? Yeah. Wow. Take, two towers, return to the king. Those are getting watched over the break.

You've not fellowship? I just watched Fellowship. Oh, okay. Yeah. So you're already, you're already. Oh, do you not watch the Hobbits? No. I know.

I've actually, I never saw the third Hobbit movie. I've seen them all. I've seen them all. Me and I never went to uvoojabber. Yeah, you can't keep making a joke man anywhere. They gotta stop. You never went to uvoo jobber? No.

It was like a vine where they're like, oh, like, are you an Uber driver? What's it? What does they actually say? He says, like, do you ever use Uber? And he goes, no, I never. Or he's like, I forget how it's, I forget. Screw it.

Screw it. Who cares? Who won? Who won? Oh, who fucking won. I think you, the audience. Here's the thing. I think the audience won. So Spencer lost.

He laughed 38 times. You laughed 38 times? Don't do that. Mostly during... Flip Shun. Flip seven. All right. Spencer laughed 38 times. And Shane laughed 69 times.

Amanda and Shane, you guys laughed 269 times. times each. We tied? But I have some redacted tallies for Shane because of the stuff that we're going to cut. Yeah. So, I think I technically won. No, you technically lost.

No, you technically lost. Oh, my God. You're so gross. I think you're saying we're cut. I thought you said some of those 26 are we're going to cut. No, no, no. You had extra redacted. Looks like men's health voted me the number one winner of this episode. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Yeah.

Okay, Spencer really lost. Spencer lost, you lost badly, dude. And so I won the gift card. Where would you want a gift card to? The gift card that keeps growing. Dude, what if we had to get gifts for every Smosh member? Oh, that would be my nightmare. There's 300 people who work at Smosh member.

Oh, I'm just saying just cast a little. Oh, yeah. I would give everyone a dollar. That's a lot of money. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Hey, guys. Happy holidays.

Happy holiday. I hope, I hope you all. We all are hanging out watching a good movie. Yeah. Yeah. Tell us which one you guys are watching and really tell us because Shane really needs to know. I do need to know. It's his big question.

Yeah, I'm actually, please comment down below what movie you're watching this holiday season. Right now. And let me know if you guys liked The Amazon Guy. Yeah, with the big bag of poop. I think we could turn into a regular series. The Amazon Guy? Yeah. The series.

Amazon Guy. Amazon Guy. Okay. Seven episodes. six six seven okay let's go bye bye happy holidays get some sleep we love you guys have a great time bye