Smosh Mouth - #126 - Our 2026 Predictions

Episode Date: January 12, 2026

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And within no time, we're going to be back to normal and probably doing more. Yeah. Things are going to, we're going to level up. Yeah, I think it's time we level up. Yeah. But anyways, letting you know that, now on to the best episode of this show we've ever recorded.

Ever. Hi, welcome to Smoshmouth. I'm Shane. And I'm Amanda. And we have a very special guest with us today, Courtney Miller. Howdy-ho. Woo! I have never heard of.

Whoa. Howdy-ho. Howdy-ho. She just, I don't know who you turn into. Who is that? Who is there? Reba. Oh, my God.

Okay, I did text Angela the other night, and I was just like, check this out. Reba Moose Master. Reba. We're all Reba. And we all have to be Reba. Different stages of Reba. Different stages of Reba. Different, yes.

I want to be big-haired Reba. Oh. I'm sitcom Riba I'm fully sitcom Rieba I'll be like Hey hey I'll be just the theme song Riba And one of us needs to be Like Cyborg Riba

Oh my God Oh my God Wait this has to happen We have to do Riba She did like a commercial recently And I was like what? She was like oh my God It's Riba

It's something like I can't do it yet What an incredible brand to establish Reba Like what's your brand I'm a single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stop. What's her brand?

It's just Riba. I'm Riba. She's a real redhead. Yeah, true danger. Truly. Is that her natural hair color? Like, like, I'm sure at this point probably not. I'm sure she's dying it now, but.

Yeah, can you relax? But, but like, originally. Gooseaple-Rone does the same thing. And she dies to make it more vibrant. Fair. Fair. Entire. See, we're already doing Reba Moose Master right now.

Reba Moose Master. I always loved our series of doing too many somethings. And we always like shugged with a game But Moose Master is the perfect one To just do those Yeah Because it's a game for children Yes

I can't imagine Playing that game with children No Yeah I feel like You gotta be Pick up a card You didn't do it right Pick up a car

Yeah pick up a car Dumbass You lost Go outside You lose Sit there in silence Yeah You can't say no

You can't say Um idiot My thumbs here Dumb What are you saying? What are you saying? Pick up a card. Pick up a card.

Finish this story. The. Why wasn't I invited to Thanksgiving this year? It's like you pissed off all the kids. And you're like passing the whatever story. Because we brought Flip 7 to play with your nieces and stuff. Oh, Flip 7 is perfect. It was good, but I think Moose Master would break the family.

I would never want to play Moose Master. No. But Moose Master here, one of the goats. It's literally my favorite. We get so upset with it. Yeah. Do you guys think we'll play it this year? I think we're gonna play it this year.

Yeah, we're done. No flip seven, no no Moose Master. Okay, today, I got a bubble in my throat. Whoa, real. You know what that happens? Your voice sounds different for a bit. You're trying to say something serious. You're like, you're like, oh, you're like, you're like, oh, oh.

Do you go back and go, I'm so sorry I had something in my throat, or do you just like, power? How did you see like nothing ever happened? There's nothing better than someone powering through, something like that or powering through a yawn. You know, Ian did it the other day like on camera and I was like, you just powered through a yawn. And he was like, peeking through it.

Ian will power through yawns. He's like yawning and burping and talking. I feel so bad when I yawn in the middle of a conversation. You done it so many times to me. Of course I do. Because you're tired. It makes me ya. Don't make me yawn.

Don't make me yawn. Anyways, guys, we are going over our 2025 predictions that we We predicted for last year. We're going to see if any of them came true. I think quite a bit did. Yeah, me too. And then we're going to make our predictions for 2026.

Yeah, and Cort's going to help us because court has a lot of predictions. Yeah. Reba's going to come to the studio? I'm already making that prediction. Okay. Reba? Whoa. What if we, what if Reba came to Smosh?

I would love Reba as a guest. I'm not saying that she's on a video. She just comes to spot. She's just here. She just says how it. She watches over Moose M-Meshmer. Master. Okay, so that's my first prediction is Reba's going to come to Smosh Studio, whether she's in a video or not.

She's going to be here. She's going to meet us. Just put your arms around each other and be there. Be there. Okay. Should we look over our predictions for 2025 and mark off all the ones that we got right? Court. Okay.

And they're right here. Okay. So. Wait, we can't have court covered the whole time. No, I'll just tell. I'll bring it up for when you guys. Yeah, yeah. So we wrote, it's year of the, oh, so this was what was the viral animal of 2025.

Do we know what ended up being like some of the viral animals? With the baby hippo? Well, the baby hippo was 2024. Yeah, that was 2024. Crazy I know. Capi baras were big in 2025. The old bear? The anglerfish.

That passed away. That was just so sad. I should have said anglerfish. Yeah, you should have. I said whale. So I think the anglerfish that died was like the 2025. That was a big one. So we guessed cow, elephants, whale, hyrax.

I don't forget who said hyracks. Wasn't there an orange shark this year? Was there an orange shark? And sloth. Safe to say that none of our animals were correct. We did not nail that. Remember there was the baby giraffe that passed away, but it was the first giraffe or the only giraffe to be alive without spots? It didn't have spots.

And it looked beautiful. So a giraffe, there was a baby giraffe. I know, but that's sad. But they stayed a baby. There wasn't a... Oh, baby forever. It's so sad. Okay.

I think we call that one a loss. I don't think we had a big hit with any of those. That's a loss. But that's okay. Should we... Do you want to cross it out? I guess we can't cross it. No, we'll just leave it unchecked.

We'll mark the square if we feel this... If you're just listening right now, Port is holding up a massive big piece of white paper. Yeah, give it a little sound. That's me, big piece of white. Okay, this next one I threw out there, because I was listening to a lot of Chapal Rhone. Yeah.

And so at the beginning of 2025, I said, you know, I think Chapel Rhone's career, it blew up so big, so fast. I think Chapel Rone's going to take a break. I think like that, and that's the thing that musicians do a lot. Well, she was getting very overwhelmed with their fans because her fans were being a lot,

and I kind of feel like she did take a break. She did take a break. She had to cancel a big show. And I think she, like, delayed her album, am I wrong? Well, she delayed the release of Subway for a very, very long time. But I specifically remember she had to miss a big show because of her mental health. And people were like, this diva. And I'm like, we all wanted a diva. We all wanted a diva.

You guys just couldn't handle it. Listen, no one is coming for you. You have to take the breaks for yourself. You have to give yourself self-care. Nobody is going to tell you to take a break. So I'm glad that she did. Yeah. She did go on tour.

She is on tour. So I don't know if it's like, it's a little like. It's not like a big break. It's not like she pulled a Fiona Apple. You know what I mean? Fiona Apple. That's kind of what I, I think, not quite that prediction. I think I was predicting she's going to like not, she's going to, like, go away.

I don't think that's true. I don't think she fought took a break. I think she was really, I think she was around. She was performing. She's doing all that stuff. Okay. All right. Someone's super famous on BitSig.

or Smoshmouth. Yep. I think we, I think we, let's see. Well, Bob the Drag Queen was on Smoshmouth. Pretty big. Trixie Mattel. Tricky Mattel and Bob the Drag Queen.

So we did have two of the biggest drag queens ever. That's arguable, yes. On both shows. I'd say that's pretty big. Yeah, Bill Clinton was also on BitCity. That's true. There for the big reveal. And Ripley.

And Ripley. Jack Septychai on URL was really cool. Actually, Jack Septych on Smoshmouth. Well. As far as YouTube goes, like, Jack Septica is one of the, like, big, legendary ones. I got to meet him, which was so... Very cool. Very cool. And I was glad you met him, um, not in the context of here.

You met him at a party. Yeah, I met him out of party. And it was very fun. And I was dumb and said, where are you from? Yeah. And he was like, Ireland. And then he did stop by here again. And we hung out.

Because he really wanted to stop by. Cooler than you can ever imagine, guys. Literally very, very cool. Truly, such a normal dude. Such a sweet guy. funny as hell. Because we've hung out with them a few times now outside of work. And it's just kind of weird to just be like,

just vibe-in. Hey. I adore him. I think we can mark that as we got it. You got someone super famous. Sorry, I smelled the Sharpie. Oh, God. Corti's high.

Okay. They actually don't think we can show that. I think we'll get demonetized for that. Okay. Our Vanna White is going to pass out. Okay. Damien. I think I did this one.

Damien will go back to white hair. He didn't. No, I think he's all natural. He's been all natural. Wow. He changed his tune. And that's fine. That's fine.

Amanda, you also said a show with celebrities dancing with goats. Yes, and I'm so glad that you mentioned that that was my pitch. That was your pitch. We need to establish. Here's the deal. This is not far off. Come on. Okay.

There's no show with celebrities dancing with goats, but there are shows dancing with the stars. And that's not a prediction because that show. has been on for 25 years. Dancing. Greatest of all time. Oh, Tom Brady could end up on Dancing with the Stars. I should not want to watch that.

Why not? Because his knees are going to break. He's going to fall apart. He was just playing football like a year ago. Let's be real. He's patched up. That man is falling apart. I don't know.

That guy's like a robot probably. I think he is actually. I think he's a robot. His diet is like, have you ever heard about his diet? What is it? He like doesn't eat sugar. He eats like only avocococon. Oros or something weird.

That is so unfun. Yeah. But hey, he played football until he was 45. And he was. It's incredible. Really great. Wow. Okay.

I hate to say it. So only one on this one. But it is a good one. But we got it. We got someone. Hey, look, out of all of these, which one did we want to come true? We wanted someone super famous on BitCity slash Smoshmouth. Yeah.

And we got that. And we got it on both. And I think that's another prediction we'll make for this year of just. Are we keeping track? It's hard to keep track. We have, we'll, we'll, we'll, Because we're a big deal now. Should I write this down that Reba McIntyre is coming and then also someone famous is going to be on a smash on?

We got to get Reba. I've got a prediction of my own. I'll bring it up later. Oh my gosh. I moved the whole table. Amanda, where have you been? This episode is brought to you by Zoc Doc.

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Wedding attendee as chosen, this did happen. Yes, it did. This did happen. I don't know if we can find the post, but I remember seeing this that someone, they asked permission from the bride and groom, they're like, can I dress up as the chosen and be at this wedding?

And they're like, yes, absolutely. And so they were the chosen at a wedding. Now, also, what happened this year? cool. Someone proposed to their partner dressed as the chosen while their partner was also dressed as the chosen. Oh my God.

Wait, didn't you see this picture? I'm correct on that too, right? Yeah. That absolutely happened. I think so. I got a Yeah, yeah. Yes, there was a chosen. If we have the photo, we're going to show it. Proposin. Proposin. That is

commitment. Well, you go on this journey with me. Oh, so we can mark that off as you. We can mark that off. Oh, so. Moving it around. So, so we were supposed to get Van of White, but I actually like, you could get Van away. You drop it and I just mark it across the face.

You give a unibrow. And she goes, uh, okay. This didn't happen and it pisses me off. Smosh acknowledged by the pro darts community. So sad. It's not. Really? It was not. And I'm like, come on, man.

There's a win for you. Come on. Look at our videos. Acknowledge us. What do we had a real dart person? Come on darts. Here's what I want. No, here's, here's, I'm going to throw this out.

Not as a prediction. Here is my dream. Like, here is a dream smosh video. Okay. Fred Darts versus Fred Dirst Darts video. Love it. Heart, heart. Are we, are we predicting?

Are we putting that out there? I'm not going to say it's a prediction. It's just, because it's just something I really want to make happen. I, we got to get Fred Dirst to come on a games video and play Darts. and play darts against Fred Darts. I can just picture Spencer being like... Oh, he's going to freak the fucking out. I just want to say there were so many chosen Halloween costumes.

It was a lot. It was very cool. And the chosen Brianna-Boho combo always makes me happy. It means a lot to me. It's really cool to see. So cool. What I love about the Chosen, too, is that it's like, I don't view it as like, oh, they're dressing up as this my character.

I'm like, everyone's chosen is their own chosen. I'm like, it's very cool. All right, so fuck the pro darts community. They, they, fuck them. Fuck them. Do not say that on live air. They didn't acknowledge us. They didn't acknowledge us.

Acknowledge us, acknowledge us, pro darts community. Oh my God. Well, here's the thing. Maybe they're just really annoyed at how poorly we play darts. Yeah.

We're really not good. Also, we're playing with like magnets. Yeah. It's pretty tough. Yeah. And you just out, like, you're just a rude guy. Oh.

I just have a whole rant about you right now. This is where it comes out. The darts. You're just a rude guy. This next one did come true. Yes. A new soda with protein. Yes.

And there's suddenly one day here at the Smosh office. I know. Yeah. It's like, what are these? Oh, there's sparkling waters with protein in them. And there was like 10 grams of protein or something. It's a lot of protein. There was a lot. I don't trust it at all.

No. There was that like blue raspberry soda one. I really liked it. But that came true. That's wild. What a weird prediction that you had that came true. I know. So weird.

When you said it, I was like, what are you talking about? Not only that. Protein became a complete craze. Yeah. Look, and I love protein, but this is getting a little weird. Did you guys? I'm like, guys, eat, eat beans, eat chicken, eat, eat protein. Okay, eat the source.

Do you remember the guy in love is blind who literally put his chicken in a blender and drank it? That was hideous. Guys, let protein just be, okay? We don't need protein in every. Let's just relax. Alien goes to the White House, for real, did not happen. Totally happened. It probably happened, but we don't know about it.

You don't know. They're not, they're not going to go to the White House right now. No, they're not, they're waiting. They're waiting. They're not, they're not going to go right now. They're just waiting. Coca-Cola will nix the polar bear. No.

They're working with, so we're in December right now, they're working with Santa right now, but I don't think they, did they mix the polar bear? No, I don't think so. I think they had polar bear stuff. I just thought like they're going to move on from the polar bear. They're going to rebrand. I don't think they ever would. They did not rebrand.

No. Amanda goes, what does that say? Amanda goes on the view. Amanda goes on the view. I really wanted this to happen. I think it'd be very funny if you ended up on the view. What do you talk about? I think you need to own them.

Oh, if you go on just... I'll just... I'll just own them all. Yeah. But I want to be in like an old school blazer suit. Oh. Like a skirt blazer thing and I'm just very dressed up for the movie. Really quick. Can I jump back to Coca-Cola?

They did have a weird commercial, a weird holiday commercial this year. I'm pretty sure it was like mostly all-generative AI. And I believe there was a polar bear in it or some kind of cold animal. Disappointing. Yeah. But.

They kept it. And yeah, maybe I'll go on the view next year. We'll try. What's that last one? Smoshmouth reaches... We are so close. We are so close.

We are so close. We are so close. I really wanted to happen. We are so close. It could, okay, realistically, by now it's possible we've hit it, or we're very close. That would be incredible. As of recording this, we are not quite there yet, but it's really cool how close we are. Then all the Smosh channels have at least a million subscribers.

That's unreal. Huge. So three so far have been right. And that's not bad. That's really good. With how weird ours are. Well, this one's, you know, the alien part is we don't know. What's our next page?

Smosh holds a video game record. Now, we don't hold a video game record, but we do hold a board game record. So, kind of came true. Hungry, hungry hippos? Hungry, hungry hippos. Me and Chance hold a world record for the time to beat Hungry, Hungry Hippos as a duo. Three, two, one, go. I bet you that we could make a record for most fist fights during a video game.

Because I know you guys have had lots of, you guys freaking be fighting during video games. And this next year, we're going to hold the record for most. Reba in one video. I'm a fish fight, y'all. But that's not even her voice. I'll work on it. So you're crossing off video game record. I think we hold a Guinness World

Record. A gaming world record. And so I think it's good enough. I think so too. Is there not a record for how many times we played Resident Evil or watched Spencer play? Guys, come on. No. Okay.

Sorry, no. Smosh-mouth listeners in Antarctica. This happened. We have a picture of it. And it's right here. Pretty. I think of others that fans could do, because the chosen at a wedding is what I'm really...

The chosen at a wedding is what I'm really excited about. And I'm trying to think of other crazy things. Oh, I had one of someone... Okay, someone will listen to Smoshmouth in Antarctica. How do you know that something? Someone in Antarctica is listening to Smoshmouth. We got it. Thank you.

Sleen is like I hate. Thank you to our Antarctica. listeners. You guys are incredible. And then finally, Smoshmouth listeners in 100 countries. I feel like this got proven to be true, like, immediately. Yes. I don't know, I can't, we haven't tallied it up to 100 countries.

It was last year 129. Holy crap. 129. So Smoshmouth is listened in 129 countries, maybe more. Yeah. That's very cool. We got all three of these.

That is so cool. Pretty sick. It does amaze me hearing and seeing the comments of where people are at in the world. It amaze me that people are listening to us talk. It's very cool. I know. I'm like, what? I'm like, huh? It's trippy, man.

It's really trippy. It is really, really cool. But I really appreciate it. Now we move on to 2026. We're well into the 20s, aren't we? Yeah, dude. Yeah. The 2020s.

That's crazy. What do you think is the better part of a decade? The first half or the second half? I almost feel like the second half is where the identity of that decade starts to really... Have you watched a movie from the early 2000s? The outfits are horrendous. But we figured out. But we figured out.

But we figured out. I think 2008 was when that identity was really figured out. 2008 was like prime 2000s. 2000. Like the year 2000 was, what happened in the year 2000? I don't know. Why 2K, everyone was all rattled and scared from the computers rebooting potentially. We weren't figuring that out yet.

So I think the second half. 2010s was weird. I feel like maybe the first half of that was a little better. Yeah. And then, but 2020s, I think we can only do better than the first half. First half, pretty bad. What happened? Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. You hear about this? You know about this? What? You about this? Okay. 2026. Look, I got to have hope. I'm like, we got to have a, we got to have this be a good year. Do we have a word for 26 that you guys want? A word for 2026. A word that you are striving for.

You know how people choose a word? Oh, I'm not good with that type of thing. Oh, well, too bad. You have to do it. I actually, no, thank you. No, don't open a portal right now. I'm going to shut this portal and you're going to do it. Stranger things hands at each other? Okay. Franger things. I don't know if I could think of a word for it. A word that you want for 2026. That's what I'm thinking. Like, I'll go with... Okay, so 2025, my word was observe.

Oh. 26, my word is pause. So you're talking about more like intentions. Me, yes. So I was going to say like, wow. Like 2026, I think it's going to be, wow. No, no, no, not the year like as a whole, like, for what your intention is. attention.

Focus. Love it. Focus. Focus is good. You know, like just focus. Mine can't fit in one word unless you guys can help me. No, it's okay. Get back on the horse.

Get back on the horse. I think that's similar to focus. Gitty up. Let's put that in. Okay. Gitty up. I did say howdy-ho when we started this episode. Or howdy-ho or giddy-up.

Gitty-up is a good word for 2026. Gitty up. Gitty up. All right. Wow. Okay. Gid-up. Giddy up.

Pause. Giddy up. Focus. Rie up. Pause. Pause, gitty up and focus. Okay. Amen.

Okay. All word for 2026 is Reba. Reba. All right. Predictions for 2026. Does anyone want to begin? S&L will be hosted by a famous TikToker. I really like this prediction.

They have not, they have yet to really lean into like a YouTuber internet personality. Trisha Paitis had a cameo in an episode but did not host. So that's huge. They always choose a big celebrity who has like a bunch of movies going on right now, I think it's possible that S&L is going to have a host that is just like TikTok famous, YouTube famous, which is no shade, nothing like that, but they've never had that.

Well, and a lot of YouTube TikTok people are trained sketch people that are just doing TikTok and YouTube as a means of getting themselves out there, right? I mean, Veronica is cool, who's casted as of right now is from TikTok. And Jeremy is mostly known from Dropout. Like, these people would argue like, oh, their internet personality. Like, no, they've been, a lot of them have been doing stage and sketch. For ever, but they're known via that, right? So I think that's more what I'm thinking.

Someone threw this out there. I saw it when Jeremy got hired as an S&L cast member, I saw someone being like, dude, if Brennan-Lingley Mulligan hosted SNL, it'd be incredible. I'm like, he would kill it. Would that count as this prediction? I think that would count to me because I'm like, so we're thinking an internet person? for Dimension 20 and what he does on Dropout.

And I'm like, but is Dropout even count as Internet? I said TikTok. I would be curious because I think usually like most of the time I feel like when people host SNL, they're promoting something big. It's true. So I'm like, what could a TikToker be doing? Like maybe they're going to be in a movie and they're promoting. But yeah, I'm very curious about this.

I definitely think an internet person at the very least. I also think like it would have been wild with Iron Lung coming out if Markiplier. had hosted. Whoa. You get like something like that. I'm like, that'd be really cool. That would have been huge. Dang, missed opportunity.

Okay, you want to hear something that would be insane? Tell us. Just for one day comes out of retirement, Jenna Marbles hosts S&L. Oh my gosh. Imagine that. Just like, yeah, just out of the blue. I think the internet would actually like explode. Would that count as my prediction?

Because I would, I would count that. I think this is going to be one that we kind of kind of have like a little bit of a caveat. An internet person. An internet person will host SNL in 2026. Because I would also simultaneously say if Addison Ray hosted, I wouldn't count that because she's now not just doing TikTok. She's like got

an album release on the internet. That's what I, that's not like where they got their star. Because like, if it's like, oh, if they got their start there, it's like, they've already done that. Donald Glover started on YouTube. Right, right, right. So, Boehernum started on YouTube. Right, right, right. Right. Right.

Right. Oh, good prediction. Bo Burnham comes back. Is he taking a break? He just, every five years he appears. And changes your life and raffles. So actually, it's due time for Bo Burnham to drop something. Because his last thing was, was it inside?

God, that was so incredible. Everything he comes out and does is like the coolest thing I've ever seen. He's like a Massachusetts boy. He started posting some of his stuff on TikTok in the last like several months, like just kind of sprinkling it around. I think we need to normalize people taking five years off because if you want greatness, you need artists to take a break and have something to think about and talk about. Yes.

I really do love, and I think a lot of them do it, but I love the YouTubers who drop like a video every few months and they really take time. And I love that, I don't think you need to do the thing that was necessary like eight years ago or whatever, where you have to keep up your relevancy by being out there. I think people It's sad I think platforms like TikTok That's how their algorithm operates

Like if you take two weeks off Like you feel it and your views And that sucks Like that sucks to foster An environment like that Where people feel like they can't stop And have something to think about Or say

Well you're not getting To me you're not getting quality content At all If you are And I know that we put out videos all the time But it's just like We have a huge team If you're by yourself

It's like We need to give artists time to cook, like to fill our cups. I do think about that when I see people online who are posting stuff constantly. And I'm always like, man, what would they make if you gave them time? If you gave them time. And they weren't worried about putting stuff out there every day. And you gave them.

They might question themselves, which might be good. Yeah. You kind of need to like switch things up. Totally. You need a little bit more pressure. Totally. And I feel like more time gives you more pressure. That's what I feel like with TikTok is it's like you're seeing stuff all the time.

You're actually erasing the process. the pressure, right? You're adding the pressure of time, but you're erasing the pressure of the quality of it. And I'm not saying that TikTokers are not doing quality work, but I'm saying, like, as me, as an artist, I need to give myself the time to like, like, you should have a project every three to five years, like a side big project. Yeah. Yeah, Emma Chamberlain has talked about this a lot, and like her dad, I guess, taught her a really valuable lesson of like, you need to take a break and experience life so that you have something to say. You'll just be a better performer.

Yeah. Because as an artist, you just, like, we're saying something with what we put out. Like, we have an overarching message that, like, friendship always wins or comedy rooted in friendship here. Like, we work to send that message all the time. Yeah. And if you're not, if you're not, like, living your life, you don't have anything to offer people.

Right. If you are not, if you don't have like a hobby that you're giddy about, that's not just your art, like, in my opinion, you have nothing to say. You have nothing that I personally can gain from. I don't know why I'm going on this thing. Art is objective too. So like we're saying art, art, it can be anything that you're doing. Exactly. Yeah.

But yeah. Cooking. You could be like doing cooking videos. And I know people feel the pressure right now with everything of like they don't have the time, they don't have the money, they don't have the ability to like get that space to, like, get that space to. do that. And that sucks. I think I feel for them and that I'm like, I want to see that happen for so many of them. But a part of me is also talking about not just filming it and letting the world see it. I'm talking about a conversation with a person. Totally. Like, I want to have like, you, you can change people's lives just by meeting someone on the street and having

a conversation with them. And I know that that's rare nowadays, but it's like, that to me is what I'm talking about. It's like people, we forget that it's like, oh, my resume, my TikTok, my brand. It's like, what about you as yourself? Like, building up yourself of things that you want to talk about. Yeah, I get that. Like, how big is your internet self and how big is your real self? And which one is clouding out over the other?

Yes. I feel that. Because you know you've met someone from the internet. Or, like, a famous person and you're like, what's going on with you as a person? Or people who are not on the internet and who are doing so much and just because the world doesn't know about it, you know? Right. Anyways, that's my rant.

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Courtney, do you have a prediction? I do. I think someone on the Smosh cast is going to either host. a red carpet or interview on the red carpet. Ooh. That's definitely possible. That's a good one. That's a good one.

Who do we think? I think it could be someone like a Rasha or like I would love for it to be me. I definitely think you or Shane could be that. I think we have, that's the beauty of it. I think we have so many talented smash members. I think you and Tommy have already done something close to it. I love hosting with Tommy. It was so fun.

And then we did three body problem. That was really, we like actually interviewed celebrities that I was like. like, oh my God, I'm a fan. And that was intense, but I loved it. So I guess it's theoretically happened, but you're talking about even on a bigger scale. Yeah. Hosting for one of them.

Yeah, like, I'm thinking about, like, obviously this is the biggest version of that, but like Emma Chamberlain interviewing everybody on behalf of Vogue at the MetGala. Yeah. That's a big one. That's probably the biggest possible. And so I'm thinking, like, you know, if there's another, there's going to be another Marvel movie that comes out. And it's like one of you guys, one of us, like interviewing the cast on the Red Carbby. be in like a sick outfit.

Yeah, that's a given. But, yeah. Of course, hello. Okay. I love that. Thanks. That's a good one. Okay, here's the first one I wrote down.

There will be really good news for everyone. I don't know, just legit a day everyone feels good. How is the supposed to write that down? We need that. No, we need a day that we all agree like what happened that we all felt really good. Because we need a win. I agree. I just feel like the world needs a win.

The world needs a win. world will have a win. Something is going to happen. It's going to be a good year. Something or to someone that we all just think is really awesome. Yeah. The world needs a win. Any version at the end of the year, if we go, that happened and we all felt good about it.

I love that. That's a good prediction. Okay. I'll move on from this one. I'll make a more specific one. A gathering of 100 chosen. Whoa. There will be a gathering of 100 chosen.

Chosen somewhere. Oh my God. Somehow. Did we not say versus? We were, you were joking about 100 chosen versus one Sarah Christ. There can be one Sarah Christ there, but 100 chosen. Guys, if there's 100 chosen and then there's one Sarah Christ just in the background and all you can see is the bangs, I count that. If 100 chosen show up to any convention, that'd be incredible.

I want to be part of that. You can be there. Can we go and we get a bodyguard and the body card is also just like. a chosen. If that is legit happening where there's like, okay, a hundred or more chosen are going to show up to this like convention, like an anime con, comic con, I

will show up and I will try to just stay within the crowd. Your overall stature gets recognized from a quarter mile away. You're not going to be able to hide. Not if the other chosens are willing to disguise me as well.

As long as they don't blow my cover. They're going to know it's you. If you ever are at a chosen gathering and one of us is there, be cool. Yeah. Do not blow my cover. I want to add one more just because it's also a chosen thing. It's my two chosen predictions. I'm also predicting chosen on a jumbotron.

I love it. That's perfect. That's also very possible. If you dress up as the chosen at any sort of event or anything and you end up on the jumbotron, like a kiss cam or whatever, It wins. Two Chosen's kissing each other on the kiss. Two Chosen's kissing on a kiss cam

on a jumbotron. That is... Unbelievable. I retire. I'm done. Wait. I'm like, hey. Are you going to retire then?

I'll think about it. I'll take a break for five years. No. But that would be amazing. That would be amazing. That would be the peak for me. I'd be like, all right. I love that.

You're done. You can die happy. The best. Okay. Amanda? There'll be a smosh baby. Jesus Christ. I know I predicted this and it was true.

Yeah, you knew. I knew. I'm doing it again because whatever, and it's not me. It's literally not me. No, no, no, no, no. But like, I'm doing it again. Whatever. Whatever. Maybe there'll be a smosh baby.

I don't know. Okay. Maybe it'll be like a baby like a kitten. I don't know. Okay. Yeah. There could be any version of it. Because Angela's baby from

24, we counted as a smosh baby. Yes, exactly. So I'm just putting it out there. Who knows? Okay. All right. It could be like a little baby fur baby as well. Hey, I love that.

Yeah. That's one of mine. I wrote down Smosh mouth. So we had Smosh mouth in Antarctica. Smosh mouth in space. Oh. What?

You want an astronaut being like... Someone watches or listens to Smosh mouth in space. Do you think that's possible? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if, like, you know, they can get the signal up there. But they can talk to Houston. Whoever he is.

Yeah, Hugh is Houston. Hugh is Houston. What is like? That's the headquarters. Hugh is Houston. That's the national. I know, but like. Yeah, we're fucking around, dude.

It's Houston, dude. We're joking with you, Shane. Johnny Houston. Shane, learn what. comedy is for what? Oh my god. Okay this one's crazy because I thought I put this as a prediction but apparently I didn't. Anthony shaves his head. Oh yeah yeah yeah I think this is a very good one. Yeah I thought I said it He didn't he didn't he doesn't even matter. It doesn't matter. Are you predicting it for this year? Anthony shaves his head in 2026. Okay. Okay. Do you want me to do another one? I'm struggling. That's okay. Don't

You don't worry about it. If you think of one, say it. Do you want to read one of mine? Okay. Yeah. I don't, you. Absolutely. My next one is new fish.

What? I think it's going to be a new fish. I think they're going to discover a new fish. Oh, I thought you meant fish the band. There's going to be a new fish the band. Why would I do that? I was like, why would anyone? Why would I talk about fish the band?

Why would another band come up and go, we're the new fish? I think there's a new fish. Well, that's how, so fish has been around for centuries and a new band. has to go and kill them and take it on. Nobody. It is hours and hours. My friends from home. Your friend's dad loves that band.

No, my friends from home who are my age literally spend money and go and listen to fish. Wow. For hours. You're thinking there's going to be a new fish, but there already wasn't a fish. Me at the aquarium. Listen to fish. You're so dumb. I'm not going to laugh at that.

So what kind of fish? What kind of, actually, this one I actually do agree. I'm not going to laugh at that. So you think there's going to be a new fish? I think I could discover like a new fish. What kind? There was one. The orange shark.

Did you see the thing about that, Selena? There was an orange shark where it's a rare combination of albinism and another genetic mutation. It looked like a giant goldfish, but it was a shark. It was a nurse shark. A nurse shark. But that's a nurse shark. I'm saying like a new species is going to be. We're going to be like, whoa.

We're going to discover a new fish. And they're discovering new shit all the time, right? But I think it's going to be a big deal and everyone's going to hear about it. Like deep under the water? Maybe. It could be anywhere. What is this fish going to look like? Big, small, medium.

That's way too detailed for me to predict. What? I don't know. I think it's going to be a funny, it's going to be funny. Funny? I think a funny new fish. It's about this funny looking fish. Okay.

Look at this dumb ass that we discovered. Okay. I think we both have this one. But I think there's going to be a Smosh version of Flip 7. Oh, I wrote that down. I want a Smosh version of Flip 7. I think that's going to be. be like cute little pictures like drawings of each cast member of like how they apply to that number

or like uh like the second chance card and like has a picture of chance and a heart oh my god i love that i think that flips because flip we we love we love us right love is right love is right back and so maybe that could be really cool wait that's actually brilliant i and we play the game here with Reba. And then we play it with Reba. Yeah. Wait, that actually gave me an idea that you just said that.

I predict that we have a tarot card set made of all Smosh. Okay. Smosh people, smosh characters. Okay. Smosh tarot. Right? Like Queen of swords is like... Okay. Sir Christ or something.

Okay. I don't know. That would be sick. That'd be cool. Do you know that back in the day with tarot, or they call it tarot, they would have kings and queens would have like a artist recreate their like family lineage in tarot cards. Wow.

So they would literally get like a made tarot set of their entire family. Imagine how sick that is. That's beautiful. We all got our tarot cards read at the holiday party. That's what I was thinking about. And I got Queen of Swords. I forget what I got, but I was, it was about water. So you got cups.

And then someone spilled their drink on you? No. That'd be really real. You were really drunk at that party, Shane. I got a guy carrying some stuff on a... I don't know the name of it. No, remember it was... It had like a dry garden, a dry desert below it.

Oh, eight of wands? Yes, there was wands or swords or something. I think it was wands. Anyways. I have another one. Yes. Please. Go ahead.

I think a late night show is going to do a D&D. Okay. I think there's going to be some kind of like Jimmy Fallon playing like a one shot or something. You know what I mean? I like the prediction that network TV is going to try to do D&D because it's been so big. Yeah, 100%. Critical role and Dimension 20.

Could you imagine Jimmy Fallon playing D&D? Like, Jimmy Fallon is playing D&D with like Kendall Jenner. Like it's going to be, it's going to be. No, I'm not even joking because, dude, they did Dungeons and Drag Queens. It was years ago, but it was huge. Everybody got to see that first episode and then the rest was behind the paywall, like validly so. but it was incredibly done. And all those drag queens still talk about it.

They all got to dress up as their characters for Halloween this past year. Like, it's huge. So, yeah, I definitely think like a late night show or the traditional media circuit is going to somehow take on D&D. Wait, I love that. I love that. That's a really good prediction. Can we all jump in on this? What's the viral animal for 2026?

Ooh. I think my new fish prediction is kind of like mine. God, your new fish. I'm leaning into my new fish. His new dumbass fish is what he said. Whoa. You said dumbass, didn't you? Hey, look, angler fish was big for 2025.

That would have counted. I didn't hear about this. Yeah, the angler fish that died. Okay, can you tell me more than just that? It's the most famous thing they can do. I actually don't know. The first time that an angler fish was like caught, caught on. Fully captured on camera.

Yeah. They're the ones with the little light. With a little light. It was starting to swim up and float into its. Into its ascension. His name like Angel or something? That's really sad. I just made it more sad.

It was angel or something. Wasn't it a precious angel or something? Probably her name. Male anglerfish are really, really tiny. Of course. That makes sense. And they attach themselves to the female anglerfish. They become a ball sack.

So they become clinging and small? They become a tiny little ball sack attached to. That makes so much sense. What a life that they live. I just love that male, I just love that male angler fish are just honest. Yeah. They just become what they are. a ball sack and I'm going to stay with you

forever. I'm going to die and become a ball sack for you. Wow. Truly. Okay, I think the viral animal is a turtle. I love that prediction. I think a famous turtle. You're a few of turtles on there. Well, I said that Shane's going to get a turtle, but I'm ex-nating that.

I was like, I was like, not revive anything to say about it. I'm ex-naying that. I had turtles as a kid. I think the turtle, I think the viral animal of 2026 is going to be a turtle. Speaking of five-year breaks, having a turtle is like that. They disappear for like, a year or two, and then all of a sudden they just show up again. You're like, where the hell have you been?

Because it's going to ground or somewhere cold and lied. Also, wasn't there a turtle who had virally the last year or the year before that just saved his species by being a total stud? Damn. Do you know what I'm saying? There was an old turtle that just got every female turtle pregnano. Whoa, that turtle was slaying it. Swanguing it. Wasn't there a Galapagos turtle that just died that was alive from like the 1800s?

Man, you like talking about animals dying. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. That's the most famous. Wait, so it is my dream to go on the Galapagos with my mom and my sister. We've talked about it for years, but you can't stay on the island. If you want to go, you have to do like a scuba dive tour and you have to stay on the boat for like a week or something. Whoa.

That is my ultimate dream. Interesting. That's what I want to do. But I'm like, can I be on a boat and dive that many days and not. I love animals. I love animals that are specific. to one island because like Galapagos tortoises and then Codiac bears. Like they get they get real weird on on some of those islands.

I also think maybe like Codiac bears are like the biggest bears fucking ever. Because they're all on their own. Because they're on this tiny little island where they have so much fish that they're all just huge. Yeah, they're just having a great time. He's buff. I think a primate is going to do something new. Oh, like an orangutan? I think a primate whether it's a gorilla or a monkey or a chimp.

I think they're going to do something new. Do you know what I mean? So monkey or primate? What? Monkeys? Primate, I thought, was like, all of them. Primates, or, wait, I guess. Selena's our fact checker right now.

Because there's apes, but they're all primates, right? Oh. Nice. She won. One, Courtney, zero, shame. Who will win by the end of 2026? I think they're going to do something new, like, braid hair. Like, they're going to, like, you know how, like, we've had some videos with like,

oh, this bird is using a tool. Or learn C++ plus. What's that? It's a coding language. I think that's already started. Imagine like this orangutan. It's like we left all these monkeys in a room with a typewriter and they learned Python. I just mean like whether they're observing them in the wild or in captivity, not like a monkey that's being trained to do something.

Yeah. They're going to do something new. Yeah, they're going to do something new. Okay. They're not going to do this code stuff that you just drop. Like sing! Could you imagine? Like, oh!

Like singing a song What if they learned La La La La La La La La Like what if I I Okay Did you guys have the thing

Everybody does this Rit their own pet Where at some point You have a private conversation With nobody around With your pet And you go If you can talk

You can talk to me And I'm not gonna tell anyone I've done that once I don't know if I did that Because I know that they talk They talk telepathically to me So okay I want to hear him talk

out loud. And did it ever work? No, it never worked. They just look at you like... My dog was just like... I'm like, come on, dude. Feed me. And you're just like, wait, did I hear that? That's pretty cool. Okay, so my viral animal was turtle, I guess your guys are... Mine's a primate. I said, new fish, man.

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Oh! No! What? I just don't think he's going to stoop to our level. No, he will. Whoa, he's going to stoop? He's not that far. He's going to take a half step.

He is so above, like, guys. But also, Barack Obama is so cool. Come on, Obama. Come on, Obama. And can I add on to that? If it's not Barack, it's Michelle. Michelle shouting out Smosh would also be cool. Michelle, I think she's like, I'm becoming a fan of Spons.

Michelle was on Vine. So like I feel like there's a little more digital connection there. Like maybe, like we get one of those like, keep it up. It doesn't believe. Counts. I'm like, I'm like, are we cool enough? I'm amazed every day at how we are actually cool. Like we won awards this past year.

Like my five year pretty. is that Smosh is going to get a Golden Globe. But I can't put it on... Golden Globe! I think Smosh is going to get a Golden Globe in the next five years. Okay. What? I know they...

Don't they have a podcast category now? I don't think that's the one, but like, you know, we're doing some big crazy podcast. I don't think it's this. You never know. This episode? I guess Smosh, what if, you know, what a Smosh... We're not going to write that one down. Guys, we're dreaming big, and I love that about us.

We're dreaming big. We're throwing them out there, you know. Barack Obama's going to say, Moose Master is a fun game. He's going to be at some sort of charity event. He's going to go, did somebody say meatloaf? And then we're going to all go. That was a Smosh reference. Okay.

Here's another one that I think is doable, but it's very fun. Robert Irwin gets his two cans out on this show. Imagine Robert Irwin shows up with two cans. I love that. Get your two cans out. Get your two cans out. That would be amazing. Robert Irwin on this show.

If Robert Irwin brought animals to Smosh. Say Robert Irwin three times fast. Robert Irwin, Robert, Robert, Robert, Robert. Robert, Robert. I can't. I gotta say he looks like he could be one of my siblings. Yeah, you guys look related as hell. If you guys have seen my family photos, he looks like my brother.

Bring him on. Okay. Get your two cans out. Robert Irwin is definitely a dream guest. That would be a dream guest. Dream guests is my prime cat. Robert Irwin is going to get his two cans out. I love it.

I love it. I don't know if he does, does he do birds? Like, I feel like they're very specifically like, there's specific animals that they, and I don't think toucans are in Australia. animal, right? Tucans are also in, like, Costa Rica, too. Yeah, I don't think toucans are an Australian.

No, I don't know if they, I feel like Robert Irwin can handle any animal. Two cans are typically tropical. Yeah, tropical. I know they're tropical. I just feel like there's South America, right? Central South America. I don't know if they're South America. I'm not sure. Which one?

Central South. She said Central. Central South. So 1-1, we're now 1-1. No, no. You are zero. But I have a point. Shane, you got a point for that. I got a point for that. I said Central South.

No, and I said South. And you said I was wrong. Amanda's one. Courtney's one. And Shane is zero for talking about that fish that nobody knows. What are you talking about? When this fish shows up, you guys are going to, you guys are going to be so sorry. I won't know because you don't have a description.

So sorry. Oh, you're going to, no, this fish is going to show up and you're going to be like, oh my God, that's the fish you were talking about. And I'm going to go, I don't know what this dumb ass fish. You're going to fucking know. All right. Next one. Amanda. You have so many.

I'm so excited for you to respond to this one. Spencer's going to meet Hideo Kajima. You think I know who the F that is. I want to hear who you think Hideo Kajima is. Describe him as a person. Like, why did you say it so mean? Because he is, Courtney, Courtney, Shane is so mean.

He's actually the meanest person I've ever met. And I, sometimes I'm like, here we go, another Smoshmouth Day. with Shane. He is so mean. I'm just kidding. He's actually the nicest person ever. What? Hideo-Kajima.

Who do you think? Japanese. Nailed it. Okay. Just like vibes. Root? Just vibes. Don't worry about his career. Where's glasses? Yes?

Where's glasses? Yeah. Where's cool jackets? I'd say he wears cool jackets. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No cheating. Well, I was going to say.

I'm describing personality, like, just what do you think is vibe? He's a creator of a video game. Well, yeah, you're getting all the, like, facts. Um, he loves little keychains. What are you saying? Probably. You're asked, you asked Amanda who he was,

then you're, and then you're, you're, you're, you're pinballing it. Of course I'm nailing it. You're like, oh, you're getting the facts right, but what? What are you asking about it to do right now? I'm asking, like, as a character. If, like, what's...

Cordy's two, by the way, and you're in your... Yeah, for sure. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. Okay. I was going to describe like, like, how would you describe Sarah Cry? So it's like, oh, she's like this tough.

Well, I just said tiny little keychain. Do you know what he's like? A day of Pajima? He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, um, he's a little introverted. Okay. I don't even know. Um, he likes, uh, ferrets, but that's like a side thing that he doesn't tell a lot of people. For sure.

He, um, oh God, is he a character? He like a, no, he's a real person. He's a real person. Okay. He, um... No, you've, you've nailed it. You have nailed it. I'm not saying you have...

He has like a whole, like, he's like pocket pens. Um, not on him back at his minimalist desk with one plant. That's like kind of doing well. That's probably pretty accurate. Um, I think... He has a very giggly laugh, but he doesn't show it that often. I don't know if I've ever heard him laugh. Okay.

He's a, he's a serious man, but his, his brain is like... amazing, colorful. You have actually described him to a T. Yeah, and Spencer wants to meet him. I think if Spencer met Hideo Kajima would be very funny. Because he's the creator of Nintendo? No, no, no, no. That's Miyamoto. Or not

Myanmar. Nintendo's been around since 1800s. But, uh, Holy shit, I forgot. Hideo Kajima made a bunch of games that Spencer loves, like Metal Gear Solid and Death Stranding and stuff. And he's a, he's a, frankly, I love his video games. He's a fucking weirdo. He's an,

absolute weird dude. He is? Yeah, like just the way he described, like he's just an art, like a weird artist type of mind. Can I see what he looks like? Very eccentric. What's his name? He's just kind of just a dude. That's what I had in my head. Yeah. Literally. You did describe him. You described him

physically to a T. But no, he's a very eccentric artist, right? Like he's, I'm trying to think he's almost like the David Lynch of video games. Oh, wow. Where it's like, what the hell is going on? It's like, we don't know. No. But there's a huge group of people who are like, I'm obsessed. Absolutely.

Didn't we have a huge person in the OG Smosh game days when we were around? Yeah. Like a video game designer. Was it the guy who made Mario? Yes, yes. Miyamoto signed. Ian had a Game Boy Advance signed by him. And I think Ian lost it or doesn't know where it is.

And I'm like, damn. He's just like, I'm going outside with this cool thing that I have. Whoa, too. Miyamoto's arguably probably the most legendary video game person. Tim got a sword signed by him and has it at his place and says that he is the one person that we've had that he's been like starstruck. Aw. Wow. Tim starstruck by Miyamoto is so.

That's accurate. So wait, why are we talking about this guy? Because Spencer, so that's the goal. Spencer's going to meet him. Spencer's going to meet Hideo-Kajima. That's the prediction. I think that's just, I just think it's going to happen. He lives in Japan 24-7.

I think he travels around quite a bit. I think it's very possible for them to meet somewhere, somehow. Some way. And can I do a prediction when Spencer meets him? He's just going to go, what's up, man? Oh, they're going to... That's it. So, what's going, bro?

Their vibes, I think, are probably pretty identical and just like, whoa, what's up, dude? It's sick, man. Wow. Yeah. Great minds. Yeah, my specific prediction is they're going to dab each other up. Oh, that'd be cool. I've been teaching everybody in the office,

how to tap up. You didn't teach me. I'll do right now. Ready? Okay. Okay. So, move your hand on the other side of the mic. Why do I do things that aren't cool?

You're going to lose a point. Why do I do things that make me look uncool? You're going to lose a point. Be careful. So, you know how there's that thing? Which side do I do? But don't, don't separate. Just relax.

The main thing is relax. Slap and relax, okay? Okay? Do you give one more time. You see what I did? I slapped and relaxed. Did you see what I did? And then there's a little grab at the end.

I hit. Oh. Oh, that was raw. Shit, dude. I'm slapping and relaxing. Oh, God. It's like a side high five and a little bit of a grab. Okay.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And quicker. No, no, no, no, not that. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, it's just like a, I want to pull, you know? It's a smacking a hurt and a bye. Smig and a hurt and a bye. Okay, so.

Let's let go sooner. I need to stop doing shit. That means you look dumb. And I'll show you the, and I'll show you the, fine. Okay. More of a here show. Yeah, due to, due to shame. I'm done.

Let's show Amanda the DAP up I first showed you. Yeah, I can't wait for you to not do well. Okay, so this is the... And you are a robot. And that's fine. That was hard to watch. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh.

You guys are married. This is an awkward position. No. You're literally at zero still. Still points. Zero. You're hitting me too hard. He's in an aggressive mode.

Just be chill. Be chill. Be chill. Be chill. What's up my guy? Oh my God. What are you doing? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

What's up my guy? That's awful. It's way worse. Let's up my guy, ready? That was roughly what it is. A dab up. Zero. And the Gen Z new tap up.

Whoa! But there's sometimes when you get that pop! That's what we got to get. Gotta get that pop. Yeah. That was way worse than what I did. Mine was like loosey-goosey, and yours was like so aggressive. I know.

I'll work on it with you guys. Thanks. But I think Spencer is going to dapp up a huge game designer. Okay, there's a good prediction. I think there will also be in a Smosh video in 2026. There will be a Dap-up that will be like legendary. Like it'll go viral. It'll be our short from that episode.

It'll be like, whoa. It sounded, it was like. And a viral dab-up. Viral tap up on Smosh. Okay, I have one last one that has nothing to do with Smosh. Good. We will find something on another planet that is pretty cool. So you're not being.

specific. And I struggle with it because you're probably going to, yeah, you're scared, man. I like some kind of vague ones. I can make them whatever I want. There's going to be a new fish and there's going to be something on another planet that's a pretty cool thing. I think they're just going to be, these are headlines that are going to be from this year. You have to be specific.

Otherwise, I can't look for it. You have to like, is it a rock? Is it a person? Is it a shoe? Is it an insect? Is it a bug? Is it a ray of sunlight that was caught underneath a pool that, and the pool is, Metal?

Is it a bug? Okay, fine. Is it Quicksilver? Okay, fine. A really interesting, natural. Not going to say like life like or civilization, whatever. I think there's going to be a really cool natural structure on a planet. That makes us go, whoa.

Look at this like crystal like crystal mountain or something. Crystal Mountain. Okay. Just something crazy. Just being like, whoa, look at that. We would never find anything like that on Earth. Crystal Mountain. I can grip on to that.

Okay. You're doing great. You have one point. You're doing great. You're doing great. I got a point for that. Yeah. Oh my God.

Don't cry here. Mississippi, baby. Crystal Mountain. And I love, now I can picture it. Now I can find it. We'll talk about this in a couple weeks, but who do you guys think is going to win the Super Bowl? Oh my God. I love this question.

This is like my favorite question. I've actually been dying for you to ask me. Not Kansas City because Patrick Mahomes got hurt. And it's the first time in 10 years that he got hurt. Yeah. And I know that. And it sucks. It really does suck that he got hurt because.

you know, you want to see, like, awesome players play. Yeah, he's incredible. I will say they were not going to go to the playoffs, whether he's healthier. No, I knew that. I just wanted to, like, preface that I knew a detail. But it was a nightmare season for them. Nightmare. It was a nightmare.

Of course, it was. Big nightmare. Yeah. Kept me up at night. Very hard to sleep. Um, hmm, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. Throw a team out there. I think, I think the Broncos could do it.

You're nervous that I said that. I know. I'm sorry. I can't do that. I think I feel it in the air. Coming in the air tonight. Bengals? Broncos is going to win the bowl.

No, and I just wanted to throw that out there to put it up there. Not the Bengals. They've also had a nightmare season. Nightmare. Oh, I know. Kept up all night. Like, literally I could not sleep, but I was like Bengals. I was like Bengals, what are you guys doing to me?

I sleep. Yeah, for sure. Not the Patriots. I know. Actually, real good chance. Really? Of what? The Bengals?

No. the Patriots. They are. Patriots. I hate to say it. Why do you hate to say it? Because they, they've gotten, they've gotten enough. Excuse you? They've had enough. We've never had enough. Okay? No. They've had enough. No.

They've had enough. No, we haven't. They were not, they need to be dormant for a while. Dormant? Dormant. We experienced winter for like eight months. We're already dormant. Let us have this. You had seven of them. The pets, go pets. I'm going to say the pets. God damn it. I'm going to be so mad.

If the Patriots and the Broncos go to the Super Bowl, they are going to piss on the mouth. So they cannot both go to the Super Bowl. Shows and Kiss Cam, Broncos and Patriots kiss cam? The Broncos and the Patriots cannot both go to the Super Bowl. Why? Because they're both in the AFC. So they would meet in the AFC championship.

Oh, here's where he tries to get points. And they would decide who of the two of them are going to go to the Super Bowl. Who are the two of them? And that would be my nightmare scenario. So, okay, Shane, who do you think is going to go to the Super Bowl? Super Bowl. He loves this. Who do I think is going to go and then who do I think is going to win?

Oh, yeah. I love two-part question and so fun. Yes. Let's do it. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

All right. All right. It's like a personal thing. It's like a jyncing thing. I don't want to say the Broncos. I'm not. I'm not going to say it. Okay.

I don't want to say it and then be wrong, so I'm going to just not acknowledge them. If I were a betting man, fully betting man. Yeah. Here's a weird one. I'm going to say Texans Rams, the Rams win the Super Bowl. Okay.

Versus who? The Texans, the Texans and the Rams. Right, of course. They're two different teams. You know, Rams who are Texans. I was like the Texan Rams and. Yeah, but we'll see. We're going to have more episodes that will be closer to the Super Bowl where we'll

know. You think the Rams are going to win the Super Bowl? If I had to put money on it, I would say them. Scott kind of agrees with you over there. Scott's feeling it. Scott's a Rams fan. They're just really good. Can I, is there room for one more?

Yeah. Yeah, throw it up. Wow, incredible. Good on you. You got a point for that because I enjoyed your excitement. Yeah. I am excited. It's been a fun year.

Okay, my last one is, I feel like coming out has kind of been not as big of a thing in the last few years. Like, I feel like a lot of people of influence or big public figures are like, it's just like it kind of goes without saying. And like they will casually say who they are. And like, but I think in 2026 we're going to have a big coming out. Someone is going to come out and it's going to be huge. And it's going to be that fish. Shut up. I'm coming out.

I think that's a really cool one. I think someone's going to come out and it's going to be someone we're like, oh shit. Wow. I love it. Like a huge surprise. And it's going to be like awesome. Yeah. I'm being supportive.

I genuinely like that prediction a lot. You're just giggling about the fish. I think that's a fun prediction for Smosh to make Like So who's gay? Exactly Are they going to be like a celebrity? I think it could

I think it I think this is unfortunately one of my vague ones where it could be A celebrities or celebrity we know or like just a like someone in the in the space Somebody is coming out and it's going to be big and I cannot wait And it will be the fish that we have no idea what it looks like And somebody else You guys when this fish shows up. Oh, I can't. I can't wait.

You just have no idea. I actually don't have any idea because I don't know what the fish is. I can't wait to see a primate perfectly gut a fish that we've never seen before. Whoa. Are you guys okay? Wow. A monkey learns how to play chess and beats me at chess. That would literally pay money.

It would be tough. To watch that. Okay. We are going to recap our 2026 predictions because Selena is incredible. Not only is she directing and producing the episode, she's also writing them down and being a factor. Also, my 2020s,

fuck, I gotta go. My 2026 prediction also is that Selena gets a god mic. Whoa. Which means she gets to have a mic and talk to you guys without having you guys have to I love it. Well.

Oh. I kind of have it. Oh, God, that was right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We have Reba at Smo. Yep.

We have a TikToker hosts S&L. Star internet person. Internet person. Bo Burnham comes back. Love it. Smosh cast interviews or hosts on a red carpet. Yep. The best day.

Best day. We're going to have a day that all of us agree. And I think you guys in the comments throughout 2026, you keep us up to date on what you think counts as that. We need to be an agreement about that one. Smosh Flip 7. There will be a Smosh version of Flip 7. A Smosh version of a tarot deck.

Yep. A late night show does D&D. Huge. I like that prediction. I think that could happen. A year of the turtle. Yes. Turtle will be the viral animal of the year.

Primates will do something new. I like that one a lot, too. I love animal predictions. The Obama's shouting out Smosh. Oh, I love it. She put the Obamas. The Obamas. The Obamas will shout out Smosh.

It could be Michelle or Barack. A gathering of 100 chosens. Chosen on a Jumbotron Smosh Baby Smosh Baby Smosh Mouth in Space We love it Anthony shaves his head

He can make that one come true for us Yeah Yes he can't Before this video comes out My favorite prediction New fish Discovered New fish discovered

It's got to be a new fish that is discovered It's got to never be seen before Yeah yeah never been seen Robert Irwin gets his two cans out on Smosh mouth That would be amazing Let's get him here and let's get him to bring two cans. Or a cool bird or something.

Yeah. Spencer will meet Hideo Kajima. Who you now know. Who I now know and I guess perfectly. I love. You should, the next time you guys are doing Resident Evil or like sitting down with a game with him,

you just need to throw out, throw out that name casually. And he'll go. And he will truly be mind blown. Just be like, oh my gosh. So, I mean, just be like, oh, I love Hideo Kajima. Like, I love the work he's done.

I am very excited to see his. Yeah. Okay. Smosh viral DAP up. Which we displayed very well. Quickly what those are.

Something on another planet that's cool. Natural structure or something. Yeah, something like that. And then we wrote down Rams win the Super Bowl. Wow. These are really good predictions.

Yeah. Oh, one more. Oh, and a big coming out. Big coming out. Get its own page. Big coming out. Gets its own page. All right.

Okay. Big coming out. Well, I'm very excited to see. She's gay. Honey, she is gay. I guess probably. She's like, woo-hoo! Okay.

Guys, these are our predictions. If they start to come true and you notice them, comment on our video and let us know. Be vigilant online. Yes. Let us know what your best win day is. And I can't wait to see that fish.

I can't wait to see the fish too. Courtney, thanks for being here. Courtney, thanks for being here. Thanks for having me. Sorry, I got y'all. fired up. Sorry, I've been aggressive

this episode because I'm excited. Sorry, I'm so... You're right. It's not aggression, it's excitement. I am excited for this new fish. I'm excited for this new year.

I'm gonna say, what if I dab up a monkey? Oh my God. Dude, does that count? That would be viral and a primate doing something we've ever seen before.

I think you actually just lost one of your points. All right. I'm out of here. Courtney is winning, and we are just trying to do our best here. See you guys. Bye.

Love you. Love you. This fish is going to be awesome.